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headlines found matching 'United Airlines'
Tue June 28, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
In-flight dick pic airdrop creates turbulence on Southwest
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The Boeing 737 MAX has been back in the air without new crashes to date, although there have been several concerning incidents
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Wed June 22, 2022
(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Red Air flight 203 is now arriving at... oh fark
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
The AI automatically adds 80 percent to the cost of your water and stale sandwich
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Mon June 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Citi and BoA are two of the 12 institutions wetting their beaks in the JFK Terminal One construction pool
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Nashville airport announces a $1.4bil improvements plan in an effort to keep up with the big boys in air travel torture like Denver and Atlanta
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Thu June 02, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Top Gun: Maverick" has officially recognized Taiwan
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Sun May 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
United Airlines is no longer accepting debit, credit, or cash for in-flight purchases. I guess that just leaves "nature's credit card" as the only payment option
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Tue May 24, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "Maybe You Should Sit This One Out" -- Alec Baldwin weighs in on workplace safety
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Mon May 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Huge portions of the United States set all-time heat records this past weekend, which is probably just a random event that has no connection to anything else at all and almost certainly not worth submitting this headline to mention
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lock yourself out of the cockpit? No problem, just go in through the window
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Fri May 13, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman attempts to go through JFK Airport with nine boxes of ammunition. No word on how long she was held up with arguments on whether they were clips or magazines
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Tue May 10, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Turkish airliner's flight from Israel aborted after someone on board AirDropped photos of crashed Turkish airliners to other passengers at take-off
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Sat May 07, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Well, honestly, it's all been downhill ever since they let the poors on the planes. It's why Mrs. Moneybags and I always fly charters
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Fri May 06, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Boeing moves HQ from Chicago to 1) back to Seattle and its commercial hub 2) St. Louis Defense where money is made 3) South Carolina to deal with the 787 manufacturing farkups 4) Arlington, VA across the river from its sugar daddy
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Thu May 05, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unruly United passenger, apparently possessed by gremlins, opens emergency slide and lands on wing of moving plane
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(Teslarati)
 
 
 
Starlink will now charge for roaming, ending one of the best things about Starlink
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Thu April 21, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Impatient passenger deploys slide to exit aircraft. Loses style points for not grabbing a couple of beers on the way out
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
"Netlfix's collapse is a warning sign for stocks," presumably to not charge too high a subscription fee for sucking
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Playstation's viral marketing for the new hit game Logan's Run seems a little strong
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Inc)
 
 
 
Nobody saw these things from McDonald's coming
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Fri April 08, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Airlines that lifted Covid mask mandates are learning what could possibly go wrong
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
American Airlines celebrates two years of cancellations, bailouts, and stock buy-backs by becoming American Buslines
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
In the past 12 months Boeing's share price has dropped like a 737 MAX so news that an Air France 777 "went nuts" on approach and the aborted landing won't have helped matters
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Wed March 16, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Kanye West attacks paparazzi in LA, must have thought the guy was Pete Davidson
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Mon March 07, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight
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