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Wed May 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders says it REALLY bothers her to be called a liar because "One of the few things you have are your integrity and reputation," . Well, Sarah, there IS one obvious fix to the problem that springs instantly to mind
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(Read More by Reid Moore)
 
 
 
Hey all. Loooooong time Farker has written the first chapter of a crime novel about a serial killer knocking off some of Hollywood's oldest celebs. Who will miss them? Would appreciate some feedback. As Roger De Bris would say, "Be brutal. Bruuutal"
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Tue May 22, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is still last in the nation in public education per-pupil funding. Tag is for the kids
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Model arrested and fined after flashing her underwear in McDonald's. The fast food giant has threatened to prosecute her for "damaging the company's reputation." That's the joke
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Sun May 20, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Terrance Williams arrested for public intoxication stating that he was just trying to uphold his reputation as a Cowboy
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Fri May 18, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Meet Rubix, Utah's first-ever courthouse comfort dog
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An absolutely inarguable, indisputable, iron-clad and correct list of the 12 best television finales OF ALL TIME, if "all time" began in 2005
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Squirrel causes a huge power outage at Busch Gardens Tampa Bay. Beer and freakishly oversized testicles may have been involved, according to the American Public Power Association's "squirrel index"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Fish and cheese and fruit and pizza don't deserve their bad reputation. These forbidden food combos deserve a second chance
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Fredericksburg)
 
 
 
Morons in Utah have a new hobby: destroying dinosaur tracks
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Mon May 07, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Curse-averse researchers conclude there is no hidden room in Tutankhamun's tomb
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Fri May 04, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Shut up and take my money - TV series based on "What We Do In The Shadows" to come to FX
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Thu May 03, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
An Open Letter to Evangelical Christians: "Soon enough, the 'need' to defend Trump will pass. He'll be gone from the American scene. Then, you'll stand in the wreckage of your own reputation and ask yourself, 'Was it worth it?'"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Game 2 of the Jazz-Rockets series. Can Utah be even Stevens with Houston? Or will the Rockets blast off to a 2-0 series lead? Who will score big? Tip-off is at 8:00 PM ET on TNT
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
And the next attorney to step down in about two months with his credibility in shatters and reputation ruined forever is...Emmet Flood. Applause, applause, applause
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Tue May 01, 2018
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Carmelo Anthony blames everyone else for his team's first round exit against the Utah Jazz
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Kid falls out of tree and breaks hand. Fark: Which is later amputated because doctors put his cast on too tight and cut off the circulation
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Fri April 27, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
An attorney asks a federal judge to give him a little bit of a break on a deadline because he was up late watching the Utah Jazz playoff game. Immediately gets offer to replace Rudy Giuliani on Trump's defense team
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Thu April 26, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
'Cry Closet' arrives at University of Utah for finals week. Students already in the closet in Utah say welcome to our world
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Man who once sued to prove he wasn't an orangutan thinks the Russia lawsuit is funny
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
The latest disrespect to the Ancient, Honorable, and Immutable Unwritten Rules of Base Ball: blocking baserunners from stealing signs
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Sun April 22, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney fails to secure Senate nomination, finished 2nd, will face primary in June. Mitt Romney. In Utah
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Thu April 19, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Donovan Mitchell of the Utah Jazz has set a record previously held by Michael Jordan, with 55 points in his first two playoff games, the most ever by a guard
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Let's play "Six Degrees of Separation" between Sean Hannity and Russia: Hannity has secret comms with Assange. Assange sold his soul to Moscow for some putang and the latest issue of "How to be a douche" magazine. Wow, that was quick
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Oklahoma (back then): Marijuana will never be legal here. Oklahoma (now): Well, let's examine this whole 'make pot legal' thing. Fark: Utah: Sounds like a good plan
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Gategate is being litigated in rural Utah
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Thu April 12, 2018
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Fallout in Washington State as Paul Ryan announces retirement. Great, just what we need, Super Mutants infesting the Space Needle
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Heinz is creating "Mayochup," and it sounds an awful lot like Utah fry sauce. "As a white, middle-class male raised in Utah, this might be my only chance ever to be on the business end of cultural appropriation. I CHOOSE TO BE FULLY AGGRIEVED"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zooey Deschanel quirkily ends feud with her ex-manager
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Inside the West Wing cage with the enraged President Orangutan
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Sun April 08, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Game postponed due to: a) rain b) power outage c) air pollution
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Sat April 07, 2018
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
McDonald's Singapore chef visits Bhutan, comes back with recipe for red rice McPorridge, cooked with sweet potato, shiatake mushrooms, beancurd, corn and goji berries
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Tue April 03, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Nanny goat gives birth to mutant twin sheep-goat hybrid "geeps" after week-long ramming with a neighborly Cheviot ram
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Noted pastor Ted Nugent says the evidence is "irrefutable" that the Parkland student activists "have no soul"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Despite spring shellings, Angels put putative savior Shohei Ohtani onto the 40-man roster, tab him for pitching start this Sunday. In related news, Shohei Ohtani wasn't on the 40-man roster
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(NBC 26 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
"In 1885 the first hamburger was made right here in Seymour, Wisconsin and we have indisputable evidence to prove that"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Utah's new free-range parenting law is a start, but subby will only eat children that are grass-fed as well
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah's liquor control commission debates alcohol and axe throwing. "People actually do this, huh?"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It may be the Little Dance or the Not Interested Tournament to some of you, but the NIT Semifinals at Madison Square Garden is going on. Can Utah hold off Western Kentucky? Can Penn State defeat Mississippi State? Tip-off is at 7pm EDT on ESPN
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Fri March 23, 2018
(WYFF 4 Greenville)
 
 
 
A Pennsylvania sheriff's officer has put up a wanted poster for Punxsutawney Phil. The poster claims Phil is wanted for deception. Phil is described as having "brown and grey hair, brown eyes, sharp teeth"
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Just rescued a male cat that had to have one leg amputated. Looking for funny/clever names. Lieutenant Dan is not in the running
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Is Utah ready for a sexual revolution? It's certainly overdue
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Harry Potter themed burlesque show to raise funds for Utah woman who lost all four limbs. Wait, what?
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Sat March 17, 2018
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Mutant piñatas. Enough said
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Fri March 16, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
DeAndre Harris, brutally beaten at far-right Charlottesville rally, acquitted of assaulting white supremacist with flashlight
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Mon March 12, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Harry Potter and the Power Outage of Soho
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Thu March 08, 2018
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Little did anyone realize that it wouldn't be an asteroid, a mutated virus, a supervolcano, or even nuclear war that would decimate the human race, but rather the tsunami created by the great Nerdgasm of 2018 unleashed by EW's Infinity War cover set
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Tue March 06, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
"Fortunately, Nick is not entirely human," said Gaiman. Nick Offerman joins cast of 'Good Omens'
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Every lawyer in Utah got an email of a topless woman from the State Bar Association (NSFWish)
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(Them)
 
 
 
If you could order up a real-life attack of mutant oversized animals, what would you go with? Ants? Frogs? Gila monsters? Bunnies?
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Fri March 02, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Utah lawmakers create rap video to teach how a bill becomes a law to the tune of the "Fresh Prince of Bel Air" and it's just as cringeworthy as it sounds. Next up: Utah lawmakers do the Carlton
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Thu March 01, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Trump claims that in the 1990s he stopped a guy with a bat from giving someone else a brutal beating. Witness to attack: When I got there, the altercation was over and the guy with the bat was running away. A few minutes later, Trump showed up
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah 'bars' warn each other about 'rogue male stripper troupes' and liquor license violations
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Mon February 26, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
A murder involving a skillet, an amputated hand and Walmart bags on a head. We all know where this happened
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Fri February 23, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
"Utah senator does a little day drinking, then presents a bill to delay .05 DUI law"
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Wed February 21, 2018
(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Mitt Romney wants to be the Hillary Clinton of Utah
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Fri February 16, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
The strange tale of Foutanga Babani Sissoko and the $242m spirited away with 'black magic'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Massachusetts governor and Obamacare architect announces his bid for Utah's U.S. senate seat
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Macon Telegraph)
 
 
 
Four hundred C-130 aircraft maintenance crew people leaving Utah for Georgia; IQ's in both states expected to rise as a result
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Wed February 14, 2018
(KUTV Utah)
 
 
 
Low-flying Utah helicopter taken down by high-flying Utah elk
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Tue February 13, 2018
(Pix11)
 
 
 
A New Jersey police officer was fired due to her prior occupation as a dominatrix where she dished out a different, sexy flavor of brutality
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Mon February 12, 2018
(Military Times)
 
 
 
For centuries "BFA" in military medicine stood for Battle Field Amputation - nowadays it's Battle Field Acupuncture, in an attempt to cut down on opioid use in the ranks
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Massive power outage in Puerto Rico. This isn't a repeat from 2017
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Sun February 11, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
NBC apologizes for "incorrect and insensitive comment" by Olympic commentator. FARK: For not realizing that Japan brutally occupied Korea up until World War II
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Fri February 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Married Utah Lawmaker who is a self-described "strong advocate for conservative family values [and] traditional marriage," who voted last year to sharply increase penalties for soliciting prostitutes has resigned after ... yep, with taxpayer money, no less (some NSFW pics)
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah mom upset after school tells 6th graders they can't refuse when asked to dance. "My daughter keeps coming to me and saying, 'I can't say no to a boy'. That's the message kids are getting"
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Wed February 07, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, look. Everyone that voted for tax breaks that increase the deficit by $1.5 trillion are now complaining that the new budget deal is ruining their reputation as "budget hawks." And so, the willow weeps for thee
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Tue February 06, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
The list of rejected vanity license plates in Utah is fairly creative for Utah
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Avengers: Infinity War won the Superb Owl
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Sun February 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
"A targeted 11-day information operation ... amplified by computational propaganda techniques and aimed to change both public perceptions and the behavior of American lawmakers"
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Fri February 02, 2018
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Ever the iconoclast, Sir Walter Wally contradicts Punxsutawney Phil, says winter is over
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(Time)
 
 
 
A look at all the other groundhogs in the country with better predictions that Punxsutawney Phil
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
If you plan on going to Gobbler's Knob here are some tips. Missing: Don't drive angry. In fact, don't drive. There's no parking on Gobbler's Knob. You'll have to either walk there from downtown Punxsutawney or catch a shuttle bus
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Thu February 01, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Two Utah zoo orangutans make their picks for the Superb Owl. Are evenly split on the two teams. Didn't anyone tell them that only one team has opposable thumbs?
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Tue January 30, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
LB Shaquem Griffin, whose left hand was amputated at age 4, gets invite to NFL combine. He's all right now
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Good news: Zion Curtain to keep Utah kids from seeing mixing, pouring of alcoholic drinks reformed. Fark: Now must be Zion Walls
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Mon January 29, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Nicest guy alive to play nicest man ever. It's a beautiful day in your neighborhood theater
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah zoo searching for missing Pallas' cat that may or may not already be feasting on your soul
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(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
85-year-old blind skier makes annual trip to Utah for some runs
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Fri January 26, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
DHL names three of its planes after the stars of 'The Grand Tour': Introducing: Hair Force One, Small Goods, and the Flying Orangutan
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Thu January 25, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
New form of qubit control may yield longer computation times. Right. What's a qubit?
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(Google)
 
 
 
Utah - welcoming heavily tattooed folks since newer
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(The Root)
 
 
 
San Francisco, for all its stubborn reputation as a wacky, anything-goes progressive stronghold, just exposed the diet racism at its core
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