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Wed March 15, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Amazon continues to ruin the Kindles
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Fri March 10, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Trains are a menace to society
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Thu March 09, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Steve Ballmer's new arena is going to give you, the fan, plenty of opportunities to do the exact same thing the Clippers have been doing on the court for decades
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Tue March 07, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Apparently, the whole "you can do anything in international waters" thing is pure bunk as the FBI is investigating the suspicious death of a passenger on a cruise ship bound for the Bahamas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have monkey knife fight to cancel
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Mon March 06, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Perhaps? PERHAPS?
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Wed March 01, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 With Covid on the decline, Congress is back to jet-setting across the globe...at taxpayers expense
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 President Joe Biden, shot? No, money down
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Sat February 25, 2023
(MLive.com)
 
  
 
 Yeah, Detroit is number 1
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Wed February 22, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Remember folks, today is the day where you must resist the urge to wipe the smudge off your friend's forehead
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Tue February 21, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 California cops go to the home of a "prohibited person" who is ineligible to own a gun by virtue of his mental illness to retrieve the firearm registered to him. They find a LOT more than A gun
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 In the past three days, the US has seen 10 mass shootings that collectively had more than 50 victims, which experts say is "Pretty high, FOR A FEBRUARY"
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Thu February 16, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Nikki Haley co-opts "OK Boomer" as her new campaign slogan
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Thu February 09, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 The checks from Kia and GM have cleared, so J.D. Power has the right to say they make the most reliable cars
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(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 NFL quarterback scams charity out of millions of dollars. No not that one
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Sat February 04, 2023
(People Magazine)
 
  
 
 Bruno the cat was returned to his shelter for being too affectionate, demanding lap time and cuddles. "People were coming to our door to meet Bruno, and we got almost all the cats in the shelter adopted in the meantime." Welcome to Caturday
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Thu January 26, 2023
(Fark)
 
  
 
 Click on "Public" and then look for "Posted Comments". How many have you made on Fark? Subby clocks in at 4397
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 "How much do hotel rooms for Super Bowl weekend cost? A lot." Thanks for that breaking news, USA Today
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Fri January 20, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Boy Meets Congress
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Crazies in charge of investigating Biden
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Thu January 19, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 As Veep, Joe had a superpower none of us knew about, and oh boy is it relevant now
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Mon January 16, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 How did that get in there?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Insider)
 
  
 
 Green comet to pass Earth for the first time since Fred Flintstone was operating his dinosaur for Mr. Slate
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Newsweek)
 
  
 
 Monster assures his fellow monsters that 2024 will be the year of monsters
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Indy100)
 
  
 
 Because they are always sour?
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Sun January 01, 2023
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 USA Today makes some fascinating 2023 predictions
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Tue December 27, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 The Race to the Bottom: because Utah has no upper limit on interest rates, four small Utah banks are playing "rent-a-bank" to fintech companies allowing them to rip off desperate consumers nationwide with loans with 150%-200% interest rates
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Mon December 26, 2022
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 Blood pressure medication found to reverse cancer in patients. Wait, scratch that. Nevermind
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Wed December 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 "You think I don't know how farking old I am?"
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Mon December 12, 2022
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 You know that feeling when you pull into a gas station and find out they're out of gas? Now, imagine you're a pilot and you find out the airport is out of fuel
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(Onion AV Club)
 
  
 
 "Fark - the undisputed GOAT of journalism" - The New York Times
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Where's the Beef?
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Thu December 08, 2022
(USA Today)
 
  
 
 For a limited time, if you tell Alexa to thank your Amazon delivery driver, Amazon will pay them an extra $5
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(USA Today)
 
  
 
 First order of business for the GOP-controlled House: Investigate AOC for...something
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Sat December 03, 2022
(USA Today)
 
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 When they absolutely positively have to get there: A couple spotted a FedEx driver tossing away packages, so they decided to deliver them themselves
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Mon November 28, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
  
 
 It's probably because you weren't very good, cheated, and still weren't very good
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Wed November 23, 2022
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff
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