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Tue December 11, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
List of the top 10 internet Dumbasses of 2018...and 59 more because so...much...stupid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Do I have to give my boss a Christmas present? It seems like a stupid notion, but if I don't, will it impact my career?"
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Mon December 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Coffee. Shaken, not stirred
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Sun December 09, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Hey, Urhines. Looks like there's competition for stupid baby names
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you had any travel plans involving airlines today, well... chances are you're hosed. Also, stop with the naming of winter storms. It's just stupid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
It's almost as if building walls doesn't do much to keep your country safe from intruders
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Sat December 08, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you like having perfect strangers gleefully poke you in the stomach, have we got a holiday gift idea for you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Trump caves
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the latest episode of "Stupid Conservative Trolling with Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez", a troll calls her a biatch, batshiat crazy, and suggests the House expel her for her inevitable abuse of power in the future. Let's see what happens
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Fri December 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Moose plays ding dong ditch at 1:30 AM. Squirrel seen scurrying away
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh and then there was this stupid-ass waste of time
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Wed December 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Mass arrests of Deep State at George H. W. Bush's funeral" --- things QAnon'ers believe. Where we stupid one we stupid all
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Tue December 04, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sheriff's sergeant reprimanded for wearing non-official insignia on uniform for Mike Pence visit. What was it, a smily face button? An I'm With Stupid pin? No, it was a QAnon sign
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Italy's anti-vax health minister fires the entire 30 member board of national health experts for reasons. Stupid and Obvious tags are out with the flu, so Facepalm tag steps in
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Kayne couldn't understand the Broadway show, so he decided to type to his five fans while sitting in the audience. Forgets how much the phone illuminates your stupid face
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gender reveal parties are stupid
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
It turns out the Pontiac Aztek, a study in bravery and stupidity in equal measure, may have been ... (shudder) ... right?
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Sat December 01, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Some things to consider before switching from an iPhone to an Android. For example, 1) Are you stupid? 2) Do you like overpriced plastic crap? If "yes" to either question, just stick with your iPhone
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Fri November 30, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Burger King defies internet - offers flame grilled flavored biscuit for your dog
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What is a question - serious or stupid - you've never heard the answer to?
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Thu November 29, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you left a suitcase containing $1.3 million worth of cocaine at JFK, authorities would really like to have a talk with you
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Problem: Traffic congestion. Solution: Stop building roads. Wait, what?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
9,000 year old stone mask discovered in Israel. The Curious unavailable for comment
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Wed November 28, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Let's count the ways why Paul Manafort was so stupid to defy Mueller
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Tue November 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
News: bomb scare at hotel occupied by South African rugby team. Meh: caused by ticking alarm clock. Oops: accidentally put in hotel laundry bag by one of the players
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(Facebook)
 
 
 
Local news station takes to Facebook to post first pic of InSight on Mars. One commenter tries to troll the whole thread with his special brand of conspiracy theory stupidity. Farkers...you know what to do
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Sun November 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Even the bots think this one is too stupid to defend
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to own your own Sears store, now's your chance
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Wed November 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since its all a lie, and Michael Avenatti is totally above doing anything stupid or violent, you probably don't need to read the details of this incident. But if you want to know what he allegedly did, here they are
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Should you be on the high-carb Keto diet, or is that stupid?
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Mon November 19, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hamster trapped in pipe is rescued when a tiny ladder is sent down to it; Richard Gere nods approvingly
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Shoplifter hits three different businesses in Turkish mall; police consider him to be pawed and dangerous
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Trump pardon a turkey? Will Anne of Orange Gobbles say something stupid?...Are we all just jerking off? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey guys, Paris Hilton is back on the market
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Trade wars are easy to win. We're still in one though
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Fri November 16, 2018
(Guns.com)
 
 
 
Let's talk Gun Control and count the number of ways this is stupid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You know we're living in the weirdest timeline when a conservative commentator references the "stupid and futile gesture" line from Animal House to argue for a primary challenge to Trump in 2020
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Wildfire or Directed Energy Weapons: The stupid truth is out there
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Tue November 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman celebrates divorce by blowing up wedding dress with tannerite. Hmmm, I wonder what his side of the story is
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Tonight on Stupid Criminal Tricks: Darwin Edition, sanguine sneak thief scratches self, silently slips away
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Sun November 11, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Jeff Goldblum was so preoccupied with whether he could release a jazz album that he didn't stop to think if he should. Good. Great. Fine
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The goat has been captured. We repeat, the goat has been captured. It is now safe to move about the city again
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Sat November 10, 2018
(KSDK St. Louis)
 
 
 
TRUMP: Europe needs to fund more military stuff MACRON: How about a European Army? TRUMP: That's stupid, you're stupid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Teen breaks world record by solving three Rubik's cubes at once ... one in each hand and one with his feet
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Fri November 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Citizens of Shoshone, Idaho you can now rest easy; the elusive turkey that was terrorizing your streets has been cornered and caught, and is now in captivity awaiting basting in a couple of weeks
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(UPI)
 
 
 
LeBron James dunks on the Minnesota Timberwolves. Well, which one? All of 'em
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Store brands are better but you are too stupid and fancy to acknowledge it
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Tue November 06, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Army searches for 79 pupils seized in Cameroon. That is a strange thing to steal
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Sat November 03, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
AP Correction: Obviously the woman who gave birth in the caravan wasn't 28 months pregnant. What do you think we are...stupid or something?
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Fri November 02, 2018
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Guess who said, "Black people are too stupid to vote for me," and, "Name one country run by a black person that's not a shiathole." (A) Donald Trump (B) Donald Trump (C) Donald Trump or (D) All of the Above?
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
In honor of Andrew Lincoln's upcoming exit from The Walking Dead, here are Rick's various plans over the years, ranked in order of stupidity
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Thu November 01, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
No, seriously, just how the fark did you do that?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Criticizing white people for dressing like black people. New and just as stupid: Criticizing black people for dressing like white people; Fark: Al Roker criticized for dressing as Doc Brown
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News ad chief admits your stupid boycotts of advertisers is working
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(Chronicle Herald)
 
 
 
Kind: Offer to pay for the order of the driver behind you in the drive-thru. Kind-of-stupid: It's a cop and you're driving while impaired and with no insurance, vehicle registration and your licence is suspended
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Wed October 31, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Every wanted a subscription service for your pharmacy? No? Well, have I got a fairly stupid surprise for you
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Stupid libby lib media, this is America, all you have to do is work hard and things will work out for you. If 62% of jobs can't provide a middle class income, you're just not working hard enough
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Mon October 29, 2018
(National Review)
 
 
 
This just in: Rage makes you stupid. This being the Politics tab, click the number on the right for proof
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(uInterview)
 
 
 
Jimmy Kimmel & Matt Damon wear matching "I'm With Stupid" T-shirts at World Series Game 5
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Sun October 28, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"So long, and fish for all the thanks." No. dammit, that's not right. "Long so, thanks for the fishing." No, wait, that's not right either. "Fish long, and thanks for nothing, you stupid humans." Ah, screw it, we give up. Let the mice deal with it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two Milky Way satellite galaxies collide to form Nougat Cluster
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Sat October 27, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Doctors remove live cricket from ear of man who thought nobody liked his jokes
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Wed October 24, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Stupid: Loses license, tows boat. Fark: With a mobility scooter
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Tue October 23, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
In case you haven't noticed it, most Republicans have shifted on climate change from "you're stupid for believing that" to "you're stupid for believing that"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Yes, college was always a challenge / But one thing I liked quite a bit / Was when the kids all got together / And threw great big handfuls of... / Shaving cream, be nice and clean / Shave everyday and you'll always look keen ♫
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Mon October 22, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Kennedy on the caravan, she said something stupid and thought it was insightful so basically same shiat different day
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Sun October 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Legal battle over whether or not remove terminally ill Texas girl from life supports gets solved without any input from either courts or parents
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(UPI)
 
 
 
On the positive side, no broken bones were detected, so hey... free X-ray
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously? Can nobody figure out how to win a lottery in this country anymore?
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Fri October 19, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hands up, reach for the sky. Scientists threaten to shoot holes in clouds
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Thu October 18, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Total crickeity stupidity
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Mon October 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Saudi Arabia reportedly will admit to the murder of Khashoggi as simply a kidnapping gone wrong. How stupid do they think we are to believe this? Well, to be fair, they're very much aware of our president. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Dr. Stupid says eating just seven extra calories a day will make you fat
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Sat October 13, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
In the Prime timeline Governor Drew would never have said something this stupid
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Fri October 12, 2018
(The Federalist)
 
 
 
Here it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all week: "Why Darth Vader is the Archetypical Liberal Fascist." Bonus: There's some quality snark in the comments, if you can get past the derp
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas county notorious for disenfranchisement of black students gets even stupider and more brazen, because that's 2018
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Two Badgers escape from Illinois zoo. Probably headed North to a much better team
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Thu October 11, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
All this video needs is Yakety Sax
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today is the 78th anniversary of Operation Medium, better known as that time the British managed to hide a 30,000 ton battleship from the Germans while it was firing 15-inch shells into Nazi-occupied Cherbourg
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Wed October 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Leopard who found herself at bottom of 30 foot well in India climbs out on ladder lowered by rescuers, promptly immigrates to America to fill up on faces
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Idaho State Police adds one cool cat to aid in bridge control; new officer goes by "Bob"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman won $50 on a scratch-off lottery ticket, used that to win $100,000 raffle
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Remember in "War Games" how NORAD could be compromised by WOPR's stupidly weak password? Thank goodness real military cybersecurity is much more rigorous than that, right? RIGHT?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Welp, science has finally confirmed what we all already knew: It's better to be born rich and stupid than smart and poor
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Friendly seal gets tired of swimming, tries to jump into a kayak and mooch a ride
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Tue October 09, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
In today's episode of 'Well there it is, the stupidest thing I'll read today: Bryan Fischer calls the Kavanaugh confirmation a 'victory over satanic forces'
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(UPI)
 
 
 
KARA member Goo Ha Ra files suit against Choi for showing people their goo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hey let's light this Chinese lantern on our lunch break and see how far it goes
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Drew Brees is the all-time leader in passing yards in the NFL, still has kids with stupid names
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Mon October 08, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Stupid: selling drugs out of your vehicle. Fark: selling drugs out of your police cruiser
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And in other news, there are apparently still airlines stupid enough to serve nuts on flights
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Spider in a box of bananas. New hotness: Case of Pepsi containing a king cobra
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ever find money in the dryer after washing your clothes? This is kind of like that, only a million times better
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Amidst all the drama, anger, turmoil and overall dysfunction of the current administration, is it possible that Trump did something right this past week? (clicks link) Well, I'll be damned...he did. He really did. How about that?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How stupid was the end of McGregor-Nurmagomedov? Even Mike Tyson thought it got out of hand
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Sat October 06, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
'Idiocracy' among 1,400 new entries added to the Oxford English Dictionary - brought to you by Carl's Jr
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Fri October 05, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
More proof Americans are getting dumber
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(UPI)
 
 
 
You know that feeling you get when your low fuel light comes on and you're in the middle of nowhere? Well what about when you are about 30,000' in the air?
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Thu October 04, 2018
(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Do dogs have brains? Would you rather be smothered by cleavage or drown in a tsunami of stupidity? Why not both? Discuss. Video is possibly NSFW, as cleavage is obvious... but then you have already clicked
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Researchers discover natural product that slows aging, at least in mice. But these creatures you call mice, you see, they are not quite as they appear. They are merely the protrusion into our dimension of vast hyperintelligent pandimensional beings
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Wed October 03, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Raccoon looking for the guy that trapped his Paw
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(UPI)
 
 
 
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(UPI)
 
 
 
London Bridge may not be falling down but San Francisco's Millennium Tower sure is. And guess who's going to pay for it
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Frankie Muniz defends Kanye West, and Malcolm is in the middle of some stupid shiat
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Tue October 02, 2018
(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
Prepare your fainting couches: Pat Buchanan wrote something stupid
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Mon October 01, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
When life gives you lemons, use an elaborate Rube Goldberg device to dispense lemonade in only seven minutes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Kavanaugh drown his sorrows in his beer and withdraw? Will Donnie Two Kurds do something stupid? Will Mueller send a court invite to a certain Stoner? Happy Beach Week, THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~4pm news dump)
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Fri September 28, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Four ways to buy a home for zero money down. 1) Be stupid. 2) Be a moron. 3) Be an idiot. 4) Be all of the above
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes - the Musk/Tesla edition
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(UPI)
 
 
 
In aggregate, you'd think a wedding dress of used concrete bags would be a clinker, but cement to do that
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Hay, you're on fire
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Wed September 26, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Jupiter Farms residents told to watch for kangaroo Storm, who escaped from licensed owner earlier this week. When asked how critter got loose, owner explained when you got 7 of them, one can lose track
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Tue September 25, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL Viewers: Now that Gruden left Monday Night Football we look forward to more coherent analysis and fewer stupid things said out loud. Jason Witten: NOT SO FAST
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Sun September 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
"I have a great idea: let's climb over this fence and this wall and get up close with the elephants. What could possibly go wrong?"
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Fri September 21, 2018
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Large brown barge found on Jupiter. It's going to take a lot of bleach to get that one out
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Wed September 19, 2018
(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida legislature: "Here's a bunch of money for more guns in schools." Florida schools: "No thanks, that's stupid." Florida legislature: "Take the money" Florida schools: "Mmm mmm"
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Tue September 18, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Clark Griswold now drives long-haul trucks
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The Electric Pussycat sounds like a strip bar but in truth it's a power outage
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Guinness dubs six-legged walking robot the world's largest, most terrifying
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Mon September 17, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A great brown storm is raging on Jupiter and in subby's hungover stomach
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Sun September 16, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Wandering Polecat" really would make a good name for band
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Teachers share pupils' worst packed lunches ... and the contents are hard to swallow
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Sat September 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Moths swarm French town. I was told there would be no moth
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
An otherwise very smart business leader actually believes that "sanity will prevail" in the Trump White House. Stupid, Asinine, Facepalm tags duke it out while Unlikely sneaks in for the win
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trump's base is finally turning against him. Apparently, calling them "dumb hillbilly southerners who are stupid enough to vote for a conman criminal" has not gone over well. Gaw-all-lee
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Wed September 12, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Got anything really stupid and dangerous you've been wanting to do? This might be your big opportunity, as it looks like Darwin is about to be completely preoccupied in North Carolina for a while
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I'M ERIC AND YOUR COMMENT ABOUT DADDY WAS STUPID." Fox News, giving an outlet to idiots since 2000
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Apple needs to stop ducking autocorrecting the shift we're trying to say, the stupid son of a batching software can suck a dock
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Sun September 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Someone pouring cleaner down the drain. Rain. Village overrun with suds. Confused? You won't be after this episode of soap
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Fri September 07, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Gene therapy trial is a modest success, but the company's stock is in free fall. Why? According to one analyst: "Per usual you dumb bastards are too stupid to understand why the data is good"
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Thu September 06, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Are you a woman who voted for Donald Trump? Really? What the fark is wrong with you? I mean, really -- do you hate yourself? Are you stupid? Oh, whatever. Anyway, NPR wants to talk to you. Why? Because what the fark is wrong with you, that's why
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fearless dog chases cowardly lion away from village (w/video)
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
While you idiots are sitting around making fun of Trump and his stupid tweets, he's been busy working on a 40-year plan to reshape the courts
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Apparently, Jared and Ivanka crashed the McCain funeral, because daddy's stupid is contagious
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Tue September 04, 2018
(One Mile at a Time)
 
 
 
Whatever stupid thing you do this year, odds are it won't be as dumb as Singapore Airlines taking a pass on product placement in "Crazy Rich Asians," which is a love letter to the Singapore jet-set crowd and the island itself
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Colin Furze builds a belt of rotating knives, which operate just above his junk, whirling at 1000RPM, and chops veggies, just because. "You might think it's stupid, but it works"
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Mon September 03, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Officer to Florida Man: "Do you feel this vehicle is safe for the highways?" Florida Man: "Yes. Yes, sir, I do"
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Sat September 01, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scientists can't rule out the presence of alien life after finding water in Jupiter's red spot. In other news, subby can't rule out the presence of a bikini model hiding under his bed
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Fri August 31, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
California Assembly passes state net neutrality law
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump wants the New York Attorney General's lawsuit over the Trump Foundation dismissed because A.G. Schneiderman said mean things about Trump and didn't do enough to investigate the Clinton Foundation. But that's not the stupidest part
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Thu August 30, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just because you see a swing set at an art museum, doesn't mean you're supposed to play on it
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Wed August 29, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News is now reporting on Trump tweet that cites Daily Caller about China hacking Hillary's phone. We are through the stupid looking glass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Life inside Atlantic Records included porn, sex toys, cocaine, and a Rolodex of groupies. No word on blackjack
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Browns defensive coordinator says CB Denzel Ward's back injury was caused by "stupid tackling." Other members of the defensive team immediately ask "What's tackling?"
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Tue August 28, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Some school intruders have guns; this one had fangs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Study finds slow, steady tortoise beats speedy hare in real life. Bugs Bunny demands rematch
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Sat August 25, 2018
(The Indy Channel)
 
 
 
Did your old man say something stupid before you were even born? You're out of here
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Thu August 23, 2018
(SB Nation)
 
 
 
Baseball fights are still stupid, awful, and extremely watchable
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Wed August 22, 2018
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
US imposes sanctions on Russian shipping. Apparently, Trump-Putin as 'Trupin' went too far
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Mon August 20, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
The Manafort verdict waiting continues. The Feds are preparing to charge Michael Cohen. Will Don McGahn prove to be Stupid Watergate's John Dean? Truth isn't truth. This is your 8 p.m. ET MSNBC thread. Does Wayfair really have just what you need?
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Yep, the next generation of Floridians is just as stupid. Steal a firearm from a police cruiser and then flaunt it online? Congratulation, Florida. Your Fark tag will be valid for another few decades
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Army announces its plans to test body armor made from spider silk. Officials say they expect most of the time will be spent working out the bugs
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Neither rain nor sleet nor gloom of night will keep a mailman from their appointed grounds, but a snake wrapped around your mailbox will
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Sun August 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
There are "Nerd Fights," and then there are "Super String Fanboys" vs. "Dark Energy Groupies" Nerd Fights
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin meets with the leader of the free world
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you flip a truck carrying a full load of Emperador Brandy, spilling intact bottles all over the road, just let it go, man, it's gone
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Let's take a trip into the Bizarro World occupied by Russian agent and snack expert Steven Seagal
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Fri August 17, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
I've got a stupid username that I didn't give any thought to when I signed up and I want to change it. But then everyone will think I'm a bot or an ignorant noob. What's the best way to go about this?
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Stupid: Driver thought he could avoid parking ticket if he parked next to the yellow lines. Stupider: Posts picture online after getting ticket. Stupidest: He actually thought the internet would be sympathetic
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Top 100 cryptocurrencies ranked by stupidity-adjusted return
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Wed August 15, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A Democrat vying for the congressional seat occupied by Dana Rohrabacher (R-U) was attacked repeatedly by cyberattacks that were likely Russian in origin. Now why would Russia want to take out a Democrat who is running against their best asset?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Washington man is 125,000 dollars richer after following the advice of his a) family b) boss c) financial advisor or d) fortune cookie?
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