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Mon July 16, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
In the "it's been less than one week since Lavar Ball said something pitifully stupid" department, he now claims he could have beaten LeBron in one-on-one
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We have officially exceeded maximum stupidity
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(UPI)
 
 
 
The DHS Secretary apparently didn't get the "everything is okay here, just blame Obama" memo
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh, so NOW they care about the children. Yeah, riiiiiiiiiiiiiight
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Sat July 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
♫ Chim chimin-ee, Chim chimin-ee, Chim chim cher-oo, a six foot long NOPE slithered in through the flue ♫
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
NASA may have detected another volcano on Jupiter's moon, Io, and will attempt no landings there, either
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(AOL)
 
 
 
Obviously it's the black guy's fault. Asinine, Stupid and Dumbass tags fight three-way battle for supremacy
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Quick, who has the number for ACME? I need to place an order, pronto"
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
You are only perpetuating the stereotype that the lottery is a tax on stupid people if you threaten to kill people at the state lottery office because you lost once again
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(CNN)
 
 
 
After Congress found out that FBI agents are annoyingly preoccupied with facts and the law and can explain both when asked, Lisa Page's testimony was held in a closed session yesterday
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
CIA to the President: "No, your stupid son-in-law can't see the nation's darkest secrets. Stop asking"
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
There are lots of good reasons beside nostalgia to buy a $660 refurbished rotary phone. You might, for example, be stupid. Or maybe you've inherited a million dollars but have to spend it all to get the billions you're actually due. Lots of reasons
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Mon July 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
India introduces a Cobra Motorcycle which will make you run 0-60 in 5 seconds
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Rare, fluffy and cute marsupial born. It's Australian and it's not venomous, poisonous, or dangerous somehow
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Sun July 08, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Paris: 2,000 years old today
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In another episode of "Play stupid games, win stupid prizes," ID Adam learns that actions have...consequences
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Sat July 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Animal rescuers in Britain becoming overwhelmed by drunken seagulls, unsure whether to blame the Scots, the Irish, or the Welsh
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Volcano: 671. Residents: 0
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"After all I did for him, he won't even give me a stupid pardon. People suck"
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Wed July 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
You remember that prediction back in April for an above-average 2018 Atlantic hurricane season? Yeah, about that
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Mon July 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Shark plays the pull my finger game with completely different results
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Elon Musk to build worlds biggest solar powered battery farm. Stupid: In England. Worlds biggest rainwater collector might be a better idea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "And these are the ones - you get rid of ICE, you're going to have a country that you're going to be afraid to walk out of your house." And other stupid things were said
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
♫ And so you're back / From outer space / I just walked in to find you here with that sad look upon your face / I should have changed that stupid lock...♫ "Frank! Bring your head in this window before before I roll it up in there"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is he lying. Or is he genuinely this stupid. Either way, maybe it's time for that mental fitness conversation again
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Economist)
 
 
 
Brexit has killed the UK's economy. It's almost as if economic nationalism and isolationism were stupid and harmful
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Animal rescuers free a squirrel that was stuck in dumpster drain. Drew gives them TotalFark for a year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Rudy come out from hiding to show off his fancy silver bracelets? Will Milo get arrested for inviting violence? Will Trump do something horrifyingly stupid? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My wife wants to have a stranger jam a needle into our infant daughter's ears. Why wouldn't we wait until she was older to pierce her ears? This is stupid, right?"
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
The people in my book group are always picking the damndest, stupidest books imaginable. It's MY turn in two months. I'm contemplating the book linked here. Share your suggestions
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Pandas: Vital to international efforts to protect vulnerable species or attention-hogging "doofuses" too stupid to live?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Hooker cited for DUI. I thought they were supposed to walk
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Groupie convention features North Korean anthem, and "the Deplorable Choir from Houston, three women in red dresses and fringed red cowboy boots." Groupies aren't what they used to be
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All the stupid crap going on right now getting you down? Here, take a break and listen to a bunch of old computer parts play the theme song from Airwolf
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Putin plays Trump like a stupid, stupid fiddle: "U.S.-Russian relations are not in their best shape... I believe this is in large part the result of an intense domestic political battle inside the U.S"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Because yes, we are that stupid, WaPo publishes article clarifying that "Sarah Sanders" is not a protected class when it comes to discrimination law
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The presence of "Kanye" in a headline necessarily implies he's done something stupid
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
We're experiencing light turbulence so I'm placing the seat belt sign back on. Be sure to look out your window to see some of the tumultuous vortices Jupiter is known for
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Sat June 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Chemists recover hidden images from 1800's daguerreotypes. Here comes the mercury
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"The Pentagon has weaponized perfumes that make men gay to prevent them from having kids," claims...oh, go on, guess who would say something this stupid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
If you have yet to master three-point turns, perhaps car theft should not be your chosen career path
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just in case the BLUE wave isn't huge enough, Republicans and tiny-brained Trump pass a farm bill to harm all their dedicated rural (and for some stupid reason, Trump loving) fans. Congratulations farmers, you've reaped your benefit
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Tue June 19, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Here's what Americans can do about the rapidly decreasing Antarctic ice sheet: Go back in time to 2000 and vote for the least stupid guy. Failing that, invest in some hip-waders and start purchasing property 20 miles inland
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Finally, a stupid food trend goes into New York instead of coming out of it
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Today's game: Run onto the field during a CFL game. The prize: Getting absolutely wrecked by one of the players
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News attempts to figure out what's happening given that they have to keep their lips firmly applied to Trump's ass. Who can they blame for Trump's stupidity today? Looks like it's Paul Ryan's turn to take a beating
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Thu June 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Sandhill Cranes appear to dance in sync with Ed Sheeran song. More likely they were having seizures
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Face eating leopard seeks help for his injured face
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Nevada pimp thanks Donald Trump for discovering the New World. The new, stupid world
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"If you don't have time to read, you don't have the time to write." -Stephen King. Well, duh, of course someone who sells books wants everyone to spend all their time reading. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, stupid conspiracy edition
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
According to Hannity, Korea will start giving up nukes any second now. Is Hannity really this stupid or does just look this stupid? I'm going with looks stupid
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump says, I learned a lot about North Korea today. In fact, I now know more about North Korea than I do America. At least in North Korea, you can execute people when they call you stupid
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Needless to say, old dumb-dumbs are just as bad as the young dumb-dumbs. America, home of the dumb and the moronically stupid. Let me make one more terrible vote before I drop dead
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Italy decides to keep the Euro and work with the EU to stabilize its economy: "Who would be stupid enough to leave?"
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Sun June 10, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The bad news: Aletta went from a tropical storm to a Category 4 hurricane in just 24 hours. The good news: It poses no threat to land. Whew
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously...how hard is it to design a reliable air bag?
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Sat June 09, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Valedictorian at school gets her mic cut before she can talk about her sexual assault. Horrendously stupid school officials don't know how publicity works
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Okay, who invited the moose to the party? And Jeremy, quit trying to spike the punch...you know I can see you"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Loose pig causes drama on Dallas highway. Jerry Jones was safely returned to the Ranch
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Putin says, yes, I regularly tell Trump how to behave. He is very stupid and I have to stay on top of him and his dumbness. I mean, you dumb-dumbs voted for this half-wit
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Tue June 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Widely ridiculed American public figure who dabbles in politics and has a history of saying stupid shiat will be at Singapore NK summit. Oh, and Dennis Rodman will also be in town
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Remember the dancing FBI agent who accidentally shot somebody? There's video, he looks even more Responsible-Gun-Ownerish than we imagined. (Dumbass, Stupid, and Asinine tags duck for Followup tag)
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
I hope none of you (bleep) (bleep) morons are trying to suggest that Mychal Kendricks would be (bleep) stupid enough to join the (bleep) (bleep) Browns
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Coed sports are stupid and sexist
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Fri June 01, 2018
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Paul Krugman guides us through an explanation as to why Trump's Trade War is just stupid
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"We're gonna need a bigger boat"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Dear China, we can destroy your stupid artificial islands any time we choose. You best watch yourself. Hugs & Kisses, U.S. Seventh Fleet
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Here are 26 words and phrases that make you sound stupid. So try and like literally read this article
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
British expat takes forehead tattoos to a whole new level of stupid after getting giant 'Taiwan' tattoo on his forehead while drunk, gets beat up by Chinese men for it
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Irish Independent)
 
 
 
Hey, America. Could you do us all a favor and stop exporting your stupidity and election conspiracy theories to the rest of the world?
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Tick managed to get itself wrapped in spider silk - and then fossilized in amber. Stupid tick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News tells us why people kill. The list is even stupider than you imagine
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Thu May 24, 2018
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Big media companies to consumers: We're too stupid to compete in the modern streaming landscape, so FAANG you
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(BBC)
 
 
 
North Korea calls Mother's boy stupid
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Tue May 22, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Utah is still last in the nation in public education per-pupil funding. Tag is for the kids
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Stupid: running onto the field during a game. Idiotic: trying to force your way into the ring during a boxing match
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Mon May 21, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
It's too bad that U.S.-North Korea summit will probably never happen but it's a good thing we didn't do anything stupid like mint a commemorative coin for it. Wait, we did? Crap
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stopping Mueller to protect us all. Warning: the stupid it burns
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The electric scooter charger culture is terribly out of control. Going green makes people stupid
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Fri May 18, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Deciding to go full Stupid Watergate, a White House aide taped Trump meetings because he wanted to "impress friends" later with them
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Walmart announced a partnership Wednesday with upscale fashion retailer Lord & Taylor.But it's only available on the website, so Jeeves won't be taking the Rolls to your local store anytime soon
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Wed May 16, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Who's there? Yes this is bear, let me in
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Tue May 15, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Move along folks nothing to see here. And by move along I mean get the hell out of the way of this idiot
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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Mon May 14, 2018
(TVLine)
 
 
 
LOST (in space) gets more fuel for the Jupiter 2
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Sun May 13, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
If you ate at Chili's in March or April, you might want to check your credit report. Also, you really need to upgrade your dining out choices
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Croak like a butterfly, sue like a bee
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: how many horses you have under your hood. New Hotness: how many rats you have under your hood
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Sat May 12, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Jogging + Juggling = Joggling
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Senior center is closed. The moose out front shoulda' told you"
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Number one concern amongst younger Americans? Global warming. Now if there was only something they could do to get politicians interested as well. Like, I dunno, voting or something
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"I feel like I've been tricked by the devil," Devine admitted. "I feel so stupid." So much winning
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Stupid: SyFy once again cancels their current golden goose. Smart: Alcon Television Group to shop 'The Expanse' elsewhere
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
AT&T's bribe was to get the merger through. Stupid Watergate, meet Stupid Tea Pot Dome and Idiot Iran Contra
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Mueller questioned Erik Prince. Probably about why he renamed Blackwater something stupid like "Xe", but also maybe also about collusion
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Wed May 09, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
"If you heard a young woman yelling in terror, don't be alarmed, it was just me panicking over this pile of snakes"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Yo mama so stupid, she can't even keep a job driving a school bus
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(UPI)
 
 
 
"Somebody help me. Somebody come to my office and get the lizard please - I'm gonna cry, I have sandals on - I have sandals on"
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Mon May 07, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Donnie: Hey, Bob, I'm busy. I got this whole presidentin' going on. Can we just send you the answers to your stupid and totally false and untrue questions? Mueller: No. Next question
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(Quanta Magazine)
 
 
 
After proclaiming concept of mirror link between two unrelated geometric universes outrageously stupid, mathematicians now proclaim it outrageously cool. "Here, in a simplified view, is how to convert a symplectic space into its complex mirror"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
This is why you wait until AFTER the event to take a victory lap, Mr. President
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Putin's would-be presidential opponent was arrested during an anti-inauguration protest. In other news, one of Putin's enemies hasn't been gassed by his car, or fallen down an elevator shaft onto multiple bullets, or drank the glowing tea. Yet
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Sat May 05, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare will continue for at least one more year
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Fri May 04, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
The penis mightier than the pen is
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Oscar Mayer's "Bacoin" cryptocurrency narrowly avoided a protacted legal battle, as we have finally diverged from the stupidest timeline
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Popehat)
 
 
 
Trump might have a legitimate and easy out in the Stormy Daniels defamation case. It is good that his lawyers are too stupid to know what dépeçage means
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Wed May 02, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
NBC News asks the stupid question: How can people who don't think Trump is truthful still support him?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma City police: "And for those asking no, our investigation did not reveal why the chicken crossed the road. We tried to interview the chicken, but she lawyered up"
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Mon April 30, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Who goes first? Driver uses rock-paper-scissors game to settle friendly dispute in Houston's traffic
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well there it is, the stupidest thing you will read all day
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Sun April 29, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Looks like World War 3 won't start along the India-China border after all
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Thu April 26, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
In Texas, everything's bigger. Except in Boerne, where underachievers' 0.5k race will be held where beers are served at start & finish, with coffee, doughnut station at halfway point
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's season two is always bad but apparently he'll still win in 2020, says guy who got lucky once and now thinks he's a genius, like Trump. Stay away from Trump, his stupid is contagious
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Tue April 24, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
4D is coming to a theater near you. Which could be either incredibly cool or stupendously stupid
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(Slate)
 
 
 
YouTube has ruined the age-old artform of filming yourself doing stupid stuff, says Slate writer who apparently believes filming yourself doing stupid stuff is an age-old artform
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Sun April 22, 2018
(Fansided)
 
 
 
Madison tries to coax some new allies as a new threat emerges. Will Junky Depp do something stupid? Will Alicia find a way to make a catastrophic mistake? Where's Morgan? Seriously, Jenna Elfman is in this? Fear the Walking Dead, 9pm ET on AMC
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Sat April 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Seriously, how come no one told me Disney was making a movie based on their horribly dated "Jungle Cruise" ride? How desperate do they think we are for entertain...wait, Dwayne Johnson is the star? Shut up and take my money
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
What happens when a deeply stupid man is confronted by highly educated teachers about disparaging remarks he made about them? Let's tune into KY Gov Matt "children were raped because the teachers went on strike" Bevin's press conference yesterday
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Thu April 19, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Just a tip, but if you plan on robbing a Gamestop and wearing a mask to conceal your identity, you may want to choose one not made out of a clear white plastic
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Stupid: taking a dog's ball. You're gonna get arrested: taking a K-9's ball
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(UPI)
 
 
 
911: What's the nature of your emergency. Caller: Help, there's a possum in my bedroom
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ha. Stupid Libs. I *told* you Comey was a Democrat plant
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Corey Lewandowski blames James Comey for not protecting Boston from the Marathon terror bombing, which took place months before Comey became FBI Director. Then he gets really stupid
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Mon April 16, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
A nationwide search started Monday for a 56-year-old mother and grandmother, not because she is lost but because she accused of murder in two states
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Paid summer vacations, other stupid myths about public school teachers. You'll be glad you skipped that career in education
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(Time)
 
 
 
Sorry you're too stupid to get what I was saying
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Sat April 14, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Kentucky Attorney General declares war on the Governor for saying incredibly stupid things
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office
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Thu April 12, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
New study says you better not be sitting down for this
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Woman offers her 2003 Honda Accord for all of the remaining Necco stock. Well in fairness they both taste about the same
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The annoying, stupid, infuriating tragedy of Paul Ryan
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Wed April 11, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Federal authorities in Atlanta said they seized 500 pounds of meth concealed inside wax Disney character figurines which may explain Donald Duck's anger issues
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Roseanne is a Trump supporter because she is either delusional or stupid. You probably have a pic to post in the comments now
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Hey guys, I have an idea: I'll leave a popular HBO show, get stupid drunk, call in a fake bomb threat and face up to five years in prison. Let's do this
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
'New level of stupid' leads to $200 fine per carrot thrown at alligator. Wait, what?
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Sun April 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Either Russia is trying to start some shiat between us, or Trump and Bolton are just exactly this stupid. Iranian computers worldwide hit with a Cyber attack that left an American flag on their screen
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will the trade war continue to worsen? Will Mueller finally reveal what's been making Donnie do stupid f*cking shiat lately? Will Mueller let Paulie fondle his Walnuts again? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The cinnamon challenge, the Tide Pod challenge, the condom snorting challenge: Photoshop the next stupid/dangerous teen challenge that will cause nationwide panicgasms
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Wed April 04, 2018
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
After everyone points out he's being a whiny snowflake, the Twins' Dozier admits he was wrong about the bunt. Or at least he would have, if the unwritten rules didn't make him double down on his stupidity
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Mon April 02, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Good news, everyone: Netflix is recruiting couch potatoes
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(Variety)
 
 
 
What stupid thing will the three captains argue over this week that will end up killing them all? This is your official live discussion for The Terror 9 p.m. ET
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(UPI)
 
 
 
A Sperm whale makes 'extremely rare' visit to inshore waters. Local seaman all came out to see him
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wisconsin senator says something stupid about Mueller
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Sat March 31, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Some people get all bunged up over the silliest things. Though, to be honest, he does kinda have a point... front fascia air ducts do look pretty stupid
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Ever heard the saying "There's no such thing as a stupid question"? Yeah, about that...
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(Google)
 
 
 
Ever need to figure out the city a news article was written in? Don't waste your time looking for an "About Us" page, just go to the local weather page and look at the map. Got a stupid trick that saves you time? Leave 'em here
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Thu March 29, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Another day of madness and stupidity in this nightmare timeline, and Subby's not feeling terribly clever tonight. MSNBC Thirsty Thursday discussion thread. Festivities begin at 8pm EDT, bring a helmet
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
The Republican Party's organizing principle is that voters are utterly stupid. They're right, you know
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Sauron mulls takeover of Shire. Wait, strike that. Takeda mulls takeover of Shire. Stupid autocorrect
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The last episode of "The Walking Dead" was so stupid that it was a sight to behold, even for them
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you were watching that 60 Minutes interview with Stormy Daniels and wondering why her pupils were so dilated, you're not the only one
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia GOP chairwoman says the quiet part loud and the loud part stupid
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Sorry you're all stupid. Stay gullible, my friends"
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
This is why we haven't detected dark matter in our Solar System yet. (It's the gravity, stupid)
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(UPI)
 
 
 
South Korean government to shut down computers every day at 8pm to keep employees from overworking. American government workers look confused, ask themselves "what is this 'work' thing they were talking about?"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Crawfish smokes a cigarette while holding onto a beer. Yes, you read that right
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Thu March 22, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Gorillas in the Mist. New hotness: Opossums under the Hood
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Wed March 21, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
That's not a car horn. THIS is a car horn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
President Trump is so stupid (How stupid is he?) that they literally had to make a chart with pictures so he could sell weapons to the Saudis. (w/ pic goodness)
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Trump is like Nixon on steroids and stilts," says John Dean of Stupid Watergate
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stupid Watergate will be worse than Watergate
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Mon March 19, 2018
(EarthSky)
 
 
 
Jupiter gives Juno the stinkeye, or maybe that's just how its face looks
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Sun March 18, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain suggests asking a nerd message board for travel advice: "The torrent of informative abuse that will come your way from people who want to tell you how stupid, witless, and uninformed you are will be very instructive:"
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
The stupid Nascar Goes West marketing ploy finally ends today with the Auto Club 400 where Kevin Harvick looks to go four in a row. 3:30pm EDT on FOX
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