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Mon July 13, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Russia's US fuel oil exports remain close to record-highs as Donnie clamps down on what's left of Venezuela
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Sun July 12, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Sorry, no"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Thanks to COVID, the state of South Carolina has a chance to be #1 in something besides tourism and man-on-horse relations
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Sat July 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis, whose state has become one of the world's largest coronavirus hotspots averaging 10,000+ new cases a day, offers his thoughtful, nuanced rebuttal to Dr, Fauci's criticism that the state re-opened too quickly: "Nuh-uh"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
One of these things is not like the others, / one of these things is not quite the same / Can you guess which thing is not like the others? / Before we end our game
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(Medium)
 
 
 
American Passports: Now (mostly) worthless
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(Some Drunk Guy)
 
 
 
A new study claims that the average American spent 172 hours drunk during lockdown. What we refer to on Fark as "amateurs"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Five states are doing enough actual Coronavirus tests and trying to get ahead of the curve
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(WKRG Mobile)
 
 
 
Mississippi - one of the states with the fewest health care resources - announces that its five largest hospitals have run out of ICU beds
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Colorado governor: "Wear a damn mask"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Nearly 63 years after the governor activated the National Guard to keep Black students out of city schools, Little Rock passes a hate crimes law
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(Live5 News Charleston)
 
 
 
Satanic Temple threatening to sue Mississippi if they include the words "In God We Trust" on new state flag
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(Why Mt?)
 
 
 
Survey finds Kentuckians have been drunk for 50 hours during lockdown. For some that shall not be named, this occurs every two days
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
"It is time for the government to take decisive action against terrorist organization Black Lives Matter," rants a deranged Tucker Carlson in a personal plea to Trump
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You'll never guess where the new epicenter for the world dystopia is
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Wed July 08, 2020
(AMS)
 
 
 
Eminent mathematician Ronald Graham, expert in discrete mathematics and honoree of Graham's number, gets his own number called at 84. Friends called him an Euler-rounder in his fields
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Some spots" of economic damage? "SOME SPOTS?"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Arizona, Florida and South Carolina all had more cases of COVID per capita than any country in the world over the past week
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Thomas Massie (R-eally) believes the Founding Fathers would NEVER have allowed mandatory masking or vaccinations. Actual historians and Constitutional scholars: yeah, about that
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Last week the US shattered previous records by report a new record 50,000 new coronavirus cases in one day. The good news is that this hasn't happened again. The bad news is that's because we had 60,000 new cases yesterday instead
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Imagine traveling thousands of miles from home to fight in one of the most important battles that your country has ever fought in, only to return home and be told by friends and family that it was a hoax. These nurses don't need to imagine
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Anti-tax crusader Grover Norquist's anti-tax foundation took between $150,000 and $350,000 in very pro-tax generated PPP funds
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We have now passed the point where contact tracing for Covid in portions of the U.S. is even possible. Enjoy your summer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Arizona joins Texas, California, Florida, New York, New Jersey, Massachusetts and Illinois in tallying more than 100,000 cases of coronavirus"
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Restaurant shut down because owner won't let employees wear face masks. Bonus: Owner blames shutdown on customers for being snitches
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Two thirds of Georgia Tech's faculty have been turned into rambling wrecks upon hearing the news that the university plans to reopen its campus
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The good news: Florida did not have back to back days of 10k new coronavirus cases. The bad news: 9,999
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The Evil Rich, Texas Edition: GOP power broker Steve Hotze left a voicemail demanding the governor order the National Guard to kill BLM protesters if they start rioting, and you can bet the Texas Tribune just FOIA'd the shiat out of that
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Sat July 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The U.S.-Mexico border has finally been closed, in the Bizarro World
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(NPR)
 
 
 
...ure at every level. R.I.P. America: 07/04/1776 - 11/08/2016
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Fri July 03, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Initial U.S. COVID-19 infection rate may be 80 times greater than believed, and likely doubled almost twice as fast as initially estimated
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Article on "the week America lost control over the pandemic". TL;DR Just tell me, was it infrastructure week? It was, wasn't it?
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Hospitals in Texas and Arizona establish protocols for deciding which critically ill patients will get ventilators and other scarce resources, and which will get only palliative care before they die. To be run by a panel. Death panels, if you will
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(NPR)
 
 
 
U.S. surpasses global record for new COVID-19 cases recorded in a day. Ummm...WE'RE #1?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Part of Massachusetts declares the more the merrier, polyamorous relationships to be recognized
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Listen you plaguerats. Get to stepping . Either go to Alaska like you said, or go the fark home
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), realizing that thousands of Covid deaths don't look good on a resume, finally hits the PANIC button and orders everyone to wear a mask, which he should have done...4 weeks ago
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Confirmed cases are rising in 40 of 50 states. It would probably be more, but math is, as we have seen, rather hard for some states
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(Some Pollster)
 
 
 
6 in 10 Americans blame people who don't wear masks and ignore social distancing for rollback in reopenings. Looking at you Le Orange
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
State surrounded by covidiots on both sides announces mandatory quarantine for anyone arriving from out-of-state
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Iowa becomes the first state in the U.S. to permanently allow bars to sell drinks to-go
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Yale study supported by the National Institute of Health: Official U.S. coronavirus death toll is a lie
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Governor Florida Man says Florida will not re-close. "I think when you see the younger folks, I think a lot of it is more just social interactions, so that's natural." Spontaneous combustion is also natural
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Only two states meet the minimum requirements to even think about reopening
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
What's worse than biting into an Apple and finding a quarter of a worm? COVID-19
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Wed July 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Let's check into how the US is doing six months into the Coronavirus fight, and it's...oh, dear
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Forget worshipping Mammon, the TX Lt. Gov goes straight to Moloch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To flatten the curve, Americans sacrificed an incredible amount. Their leaders, however, squandered everything for money and let everyone down
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(Military Times)
 
 
 
Pentagon declares California, Florida, and Michigan no-go areas due to COVID-19 prevalence. US space force insists on nuking states from orbit, says it's the only way to be sure
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(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas decides to go forward with the coronavirus petri dish known as its State Fair
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
130,000. Remember when we were expected to level out at around this many deaths?
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Ricin? Anthrax? Anything you want, I can so totally get it for you here on the Dark Web - Sincerely, Not an FBI Agent
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(WDIO Duluth)
 
 
 
Great. NOW how am I supposed to make my hats?
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, indoor dining at restaurants is now off the menu indefinitely
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Oklahoma voters who brave the pandemic and go to the polls tomorrow will get to decide if giving free healthcare to 200,000 of their fellow citizens, roughly 1/3 of the state's population, sounds like a good idea or not
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Country musician Chase Rice ignored COVID-19 lockdown and performed a concert at a packed venue in Tennessee, in case you're wondering where the next outbreak in the South will come from
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Rhode Island and Connecticut glare at other 48 states over their tiny masks
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Everything just "HAS" to be bigger in Texas. Even the number of people infected with novel coronavirus
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Sun June 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Good news coming from Trump's HHS secretary Alex Azar: We're all going to die from the coronavirus and you'll be lucky if you live though it as a zombie: 'Window closing for us to take action'
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Cyclospora is nature's way of saying it's your own fault for being too damn lazy to make your own salad
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Have Republicans ever been on the right side of history?
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Sat June 27, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
New study finds credit card spending at restaurants leading indicator for increases in COVID-19
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump decides he would like Texas' electoral votes after all
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"Americans will just have to live with massive coronavirus surge, the ones that live I mean" says Larry Kudlow, noted White House expert epidemiologist
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
If there's any justice in the world, yes. With the way 2020 has been going, his political career will probably end after he's caught blowing Bubbles the clown
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(Politico)
 
 
 
States: Bridge, we've hit an iceberg and we're taking on water, the compartments are flooding fast, we need immediate damage control. Captain Pence: Nonsense, it only SEEMS like there's more water in the bulkhead because we're looking for it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When people say protests never accomplish anything remind them a special prosecutor was just appointed to investigate Elijah McClain's murder
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(Slate)
 
 
 
White House spokesman on Covid: "You'll get over it." Well, some of us, anyhow
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Big government for me but not for thee
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo to Republican Governors: Denial isn't just a river in Egypt and it shouldn't be a life strategy either
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive timeline shows how the U S.A. got kicked in the balls by the novel coronavirus
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
The most searched word in your state on dictionary.com between March and May had something to do with the pandemic, unless you live in Missouri
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Helpful" Civilization 6-style map to show us all just how screwed we are
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
It's diamond-finding season in Arkansas, again
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(The Week)
 
 
 
We can't leave
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"If you value your health, do not believe the president"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Roger, 'rona." "We're the vectors, Victor"
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Sweet, a new record
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Wed June 24, 2020
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Not the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark, not an empty void either. A look inside Alabama's PPE warehouse
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rubio: You know, it might, sorta *sips water* be a good idea if *sips water* everyone wore *sips water* a mask
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the number of demands from locals for the federal government to keep supporting COVID-19 testing sites in the state. Seems like they haven't bought into the idea that cases will drop if they just stop testing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not even Megan Rapinoe wants to fark with the virus
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(CBS Philadelphia)
 
 
 
We got your patriotism right here, ya hump
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Trump to Red States: Drop Dead
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Rhode Island considering changing name to...Rhode Island
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(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
Actual headline because this is farking 2020: Mississippi governor rejects 'separate but equal' 2-flag plan
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
New US COVID-19 cases jump 25% last week with the great states of Arizona, Florida and Texas setting records. If the "Hawaii 5-0" theme isn't brainworming you by now, you must already be on a ventilator
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Then one day, like a miracle, Covid-19 was everywhere
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey Floridians. Remember how your Governor instituted a 14-day coronavirus quarantine directive for New Yorkers? Andrew Cuomo remembers
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WHO reports highest single-day increase in confirmed coronavirus cases worldwide...a "world record" so to speak
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House official claims President Trump was just joking about stifling Covid-19 testing. 120,000 Americans dead...that's is one hell of a punch line
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. DeSantis jumps from his left foot to the right and does the Hokey Pokey, says testing doesn't account for COVID-19 spike in his state
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
From boiled peanuts to brewers yeast, 20 surprising state foods
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Penn National Gaming says 30 of its 41 properties have reopened and are ready for you to defy the odds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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Thu June 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida man, Florida man... coming to NY in a caravan... you better stay inside because it's important says governor man
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The next Coronavirus hotspot is going to be where you'd expect
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Wed June 17, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
City commission candidate lights marijuana pipe during debate. "Let's work together as a state and legalize something. Big money in that. A bunch of states doing it. I have the answers. Tim has the solutions, people"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
If you hate wearing the mask now, you're really gonna hate the ventilator
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Only 2 states are on track to contain Covid and you can thank Mario Cuomo and That Woman From Michigan
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(ElectoralVote)
 
 
 
Add Georgia to the Lean Dem in the Senate
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Tue June 16, 2020
(VinePair)
 
 
 
I live in Washington...this doesn't make sense
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Florida, to New York and New Jersey: "Hold my beer"
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OSU coach SRY after people were all WTF over him wearing OAN shirt
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mike Pence: Pay no attention to rising case counts and hospitalizations
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
If you're going to be operating a restaurant in Ohio right now, it's probably best you don't put up a sign like this
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Fri June 12, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
CDC warns U.S. may reimplement strict coronavirus measures "if cases go up dramatically". Good luck with that
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(Tucson.com)
 
 
 
Is that a Bighorn in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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Thu June 11, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
You blew it, America. You were not ready to reopen from the coronavirus
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Thanks to Republican malgovernment, Arizona hospitals are now overwhelmed by Covid patients. Sick tag is in the ICU
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(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
GOP tentatively selects the most appropriate state for RNC
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Marky got with Sharon, And Sharon got Cherese, She was sharing Sharon's outlook on coronavirus disease. Mikey held a protest because Bobby was a racist. They were all in love with dyin' 'cause they opened back up Texas
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Good to see the US is back on track to being No.1 for coronavirus stupidity in the world: 14 states and Puerto Rico hit highest seven-day average of new coronavirus infections. USA USA USA
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
And let's see how Arizona's freedom is going... hoo boy
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
The United States could very possibly lose a court case due to Netflix trademarking the hell out of Space Force. Just goes to prove once more, everything Trump touches dies
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Worldometer)
 
 
 
US Deaths from COVID top 112k. Remember COVID?
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(Salon)
 
 
 
What if they held a convention and nobody came?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Shockingly, a couple of weeks after reopening beaches because pissy idiots wanted to spend memorial day ignoring a pandemic, the pandemic is taking its toll on Florida. Shocking, I know
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(Slate)
 
 
 
The George Floyd protests on Saturday were great and these photographs proved it
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Two of the men charged in the death of George Floyd were rookies who had been full-fledged officers less than a week
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"Florida offers drive-through Botox to quarantined residents." Trying to improve this headline would be like putting lipstick on a pig
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham tells one athlete "Shut up and dribble",then says another athlete is "allowed to have an opinion" . Not sure why she thinks differently for the two athletes
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire man determined to make his daughter the most hated person in high school
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Remember Dr. Fauci and the pandemic? Well he says the US should have 100 million doses of vaccine by the end of year
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Tue June 02, 2020
(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Reset the Pickle Incident clock
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Mon June 01, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Dennis Rodman urges protesters to stop looting and causing damage and start protesting the right way; with blackjack and hookers
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Large group of protesters in downtown Des Moines kneel to observe a moment of silence. Police on the other side of the barricade respond by firing a barrage of... wait... the entire police department, including the chief, took a knee with the crowd
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Over 1,400 were arrested at George Floyd protests, resulting in fears that a second wave of Coronavirus is about to spread
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
China's foreign ministry says Canada is an accomplice to US government's efforts to bring down Huawei. Its cooler, more polite accomplice
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Included in the actual text of Trump's executive order: "Adam Schiff was continuing to mislead his followers by peddling the long-disproved Russian Collusion Hoax"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has all but conquered the south
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Brazil surpasses the United States in number of daily Corona deaths. Of course once the weather in Brazil gets warm, the Corona should just vanish
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Bloomberg Law)
 
 
 
5/3 bank accounts in Chicago are fake, with 166% certainty
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Stay-at-home stocks that were thriving last month are not doing well now. It's almost as if people aren't...staying at home
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
100,000
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
"The Senate Majority Leader said that the next round of federal aid cannot be used to help states with "pre-existing" fiscal issues." Well, I guess that leaves out all the red states
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Flu Klux Klan protesters crowd around Buckingham Fountain to protest reopening things they'd never use, like fitness centers and vegan coffee bars
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Are some states manipulating pandemic statistics? Does a bear shiat in the woods?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The Hunger Games 2020 edition. Newest version of "Not my circus, not my monkey"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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Sun May 24, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Of course it started at a country club
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Sat May 23, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
Man spends 32 seconds videotaping the breach of the Edenville Dam in Mid-Michigan. The reason the video isn't longer is because he was too busy trying to find out if anyone was calling 911
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
More grapefruit headed for a horrible ending because of this
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No coronavirus catastrophes following reopenings of Georgia, Florida and Texas, despite a steady rise of cases in Texas, playing around with numbers in Florida and Georgia ... oh you don't want to know about Georgia
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Have YOU donated 110,000 masks to rural Texas hospitals? Be a lot cooler if you did"
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says that even if there's a second round of coronavirus, he won't close the country
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
ProTip: you should choose materials for your arts & crafts projects that aren't wolves and bald eagles
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(Politico)
 
 
 
This story was so over-the-top evil, I assumed it was actually a rare case of left-wing "fake news." Then I googled it
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Oh, He is not going to like that
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume Trump cares about the Constitution
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Two Washington State gyms temporarily "halting protest" until they can find some way to infect people with Covid-19 without being sued into smoking holes in the ground
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(Politico)
 
 
 
CDC offers comprehensive reopening guidelines that will be ignored by red state governors
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Rich Lowry of NRO wonders why Florida Governor Ron DeSantis hasn't gotten his participation trophy for skewing his state's death toll. It's like taking a shortcut to the one-mile mark in a coronavirus ultramarathon
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Road fatalities were down 8% in March vs the year prior, but the rate per driven miles went up 14% due to racers treating the Beltways as NASCAR ovals
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Only two governors are doing a worse job in responding to the pandemic than Missouri Governor Deputy Dawg (R)
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
ALEC and GOP lawmakers are urging the Feds to not bail out the states. Reasons are it'll cost too much and people might end up wanting to raise taxes on the rich
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
White House lawyers: "Please dismiss this lawsuit over us gutting the EPA as is our absolute immunity right according to Constitution, v.2020" ..... CA Federal judge: "As if"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What the hell Missouri maybe next time try a rum and coke
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Texas, North Carolina, and Arizona all began "re-opening" last week, and in what is surely a coincidence, all three reported a record-high number of new Coronavirus cases on Saturday
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(Politico)
 
 
 
National Guard deployments to virus-heavy areas could be canceled by Trump on June 24--just one day before said service members would receive much-needed education and retirement benefits
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In any other timeline, this would get an "obvious" tag, but in this one, it's a cause for celebration: "A WA state lawmaker whose actions surrounding an armed standoff with federal agents were dubbed 'domestic terrorism' will not seek reelection"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Sure Trump takes most of the blame for the terrible coronavirus response, but NY Gov Andrew Cuomo and NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio's toxic rivalry doomed thousands
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
"Wisconsin: Images of the Badger State". LIES Subby didn't see a single badger
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
State and Federal data on Covid-19 aren't jiving, just like Rick Dees in the 70s
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Sun May 17, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Some people had no problem filing for unemployment
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Puerto Rico to hold referendum on becoming U.S. state. Flag manufacturers seen drooling with dollar signs in their eyes
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis: "Well, it's your own stupid fault for getting unemployed in teh first place"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Coronavirus hotspots migrating to the South, Midwest, enjoying the warmer weather and crowds of unprotected people
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cancer deaths dropped more in states that expanded Medicaid under the Affordable Care Act (ACA) than in those that did not, which just proves once again that the ACA is much better than ObamaCare. Still no cure for cancer
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
GOP state Rep. responds to Satanic invocation by spilling olive oil down Washington Capitol steps. Rep. gets $4,700 cleaning bill from state, eventual entry to Olive Garden of Eden
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(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Supreme Court says the legislature should make the COVID rules. The legislature says local governments should handle it. Local governments say "No, thanks." Meanwhile there were 410 new deaths reported today
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The States are all using different definitions of COVID cases, deaths, and tests, making tracking it harder. If only we lived in some form of union of States that could set standards
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(E&E Publishing)
 
 
 
The Good, the Bad and the Dildo
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
A chef might label a jar of salt a jar of sugar, but the label does not make the salt any sweeter
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Forget murder hornets. GIANT MOTHS
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Wed May 13, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
147,000 dead by Aug. 4
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas decided to open businesses earlier than recommended. Let's see how that's turning out
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
California cancels fall university classes, opens semester enrollment at College of Hard Knox
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Of course it's safe to open up the country. Look at the figures in red states...Oh my
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Seven indicators that Michigan's Governor Gretchen Whitmer is doing it right
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats press for aid to all states while Republicans are balking because some of that money will go to states that don't vote Republican
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
"Trump Death Clock" in Times Square hits 48,000
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(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
Georgia's getting its death wish
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In which a Billionaire's lackey explains why giving the poors a universal basic income would DESTROY America and all that we love and hold dear
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have not been to People of Walmart lately, let's see how they're handling the pandemic
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump: coronavirus rates are dropping rapidly. WH task force data: about that
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(CNN)
 
 
 
At least we got chicken and a haircut
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Virginia/Tennessee State Line cuts this town in half. As if things aren't confusing enough there on a normal day now one state is reopening but the other one staying on lockdown
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The moral of the story is, if you're 5 years old and steal your parents' car, you get a free ride in a Lamborghini
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While at Duke, Zion Williamson may have been given a small portion of what he's worth. NCAA sucks
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Businesses sue to end shut down saying there is no epidemic in Maine
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Sat May 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem (R-epugnant) to Sioux tribes: you have 48 hours to remove your coronavirus checkpoints, or we'll send in the cavalry with smallpox-infested blankets
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
VP B'Lyin
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
He never sold a ventilator in his life but promised he could get a shiatload from China. Kushner's peeps didn't see anything hinky about it, passed it to Cuomo. Cuomo, desperate for ventilators, sent $84M contract to random dude in Silicon Valley
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Interactive US map of state COVID-19 testing and reopening. Basically, it's the Cursed Earth from Judge Dredd, minus Texas City
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
COVID-19? Madge says you're soaking in it
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"I guess I won't do this again." As last words go, that's not bad. Tag for the deceased
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
We may be in a global pandemic and about to be overrun by murder hornets, but at least we're not going to war with China. Oh crap
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Two Utah businesses that refused to follow COVID-19 protocols have 68 employees test positive. Asinine tag borrows mask from Obvious tag
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(The Root)
 
 
 
GA Governor Kemp "I opened the state too early. Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?"
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Because Republicans rejected Medicaid expansion, tens of thousands of Americans are uninsured during the pandemic
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Tue May 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Good news: the number of new NY coronavirus cases are headed down. Bad news: the number of national coronavirus cases, excluding NY, are headed up. Farkward: if you put the two together, new coronavirus cases are looking...flat
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Positive news from the pandemic. 54% of Americans like you. Over there. A little farther. More
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
DOJ sides with morons
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(Axios)
 
 
 
From the "this is not normal" files: Seven northeastern states join together to buy PPE at a bulk discount. If only there were a way for even more states to participate, maybe all of them at once
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump claims Lincoln got better treatment from the press, but we all know how that turned out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The virus is really fracking up the shale oil industry. Producers in the Bakken oil field, which covers North Dakota and eastern Montana, break even at about $46.54/bbl. Bakken crude went for $3.40/bbl on April 21
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In a shocking turn of events, Yahoo has a reasoned & informative piece on the perilous straits faced by various federalisms. This being the worst timeline, Subby assumes this means we'll get States Rights all the way down to SovCits and gold fringe
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
A second governor obtained test kits from South Korea and hid them from the feds to prevent theft
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(RealClearPolitics)
 
 
 
On the one hand, stay-at-home orders are wildly popular with the public; on the other, hundreds of astroturf protesters are making horses' asses of themselves. Both sides are bad, so vote Republican
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Not news: Local newsman fired for ethics violations. News: For retweeting that the group storming the Michigan capital are "white nationalist Nazi sympathizer gun fetishist miscreants"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As some states put their collective toes into reopening, COVID-19 death numbers managed an almost 9/11 on Saturday
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"The Michigan GOP's secession plan for COVID-19"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We're Number 1. We're Number 1
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana Office of Tourism would like to remind everyone that now isn't the best time to visit. Really?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Now that his dream is coming true, now is the appropriate time to look at a timeline of Trump's "100 days of deadly coronavirus denial"
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Attention, Illinois: If you're a moron opposed to keeping safe and social distancing, there's a Flu Klux Klan rally planned for the Chicago Loop this Friday
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(Harvard)
 
 
 
Mass General and Harvard have created this Covid-19 policy consequences simulator for you to enjoy during lockdown, which according to their simulator should mean you'll have lots of time to figure out how to play with it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot warns against reopening public spaces too soon, 'likes' a photo of a tree from inside the containment chamber of his holodeck
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
One simple trick to make $69 million
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(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Florida state government just put the muzzle on its coroners releasing more-accurate COVID-19 death totals
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(The Week)
 
 
 
The idea that Democratic states are struggling and Republican states are thriving is a lie. Red states need coronavirus bailouts too
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Karen has no time for your nonsense, like "stay at home" restrictions or TROs issued by a judge
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The White House has a plan to test every American for COVID-19, and it'll be done by the third year of Biden's presidency
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Pence is just a soul whose intentions are good. Oh Lord, please don't let him be misunderstood
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
How many contact tracers do we have in the US?
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Restaurants in Georgia were allowed to re-open their doors for dine-in service yesterday, so how did that go? Honestly? It mostly didn't; as it turns out, contrary to the governor's expectations, most restaurant owners AREN'T suicidal or homicidal
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Good news, down-ballot Republicans. Trump has given up appealing to voters in obscure places called "states"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume you could buy magazines at a bookstore
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
There are now one million confirmed coronavirus cases in the US, 5.6% of whom have died so far
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reality: 10,000 Americans have died of Coronavirus in the last five days. Texas Republican Alt-Reality: Time to open back up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The good news here is that the US is now fully prepared for the coming malaria epidemic
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Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
San Francisco mayor says Trump admin confiscated orders of PPE and diverted them to other cities
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Reopening has begun, and may the odds be ever in your favor
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Just give me my money back, senator"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know who DOESN'T want the beaches open in Florida? Most Floridians
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Jussie Smollett's retaliatory lawsuit filed against Chicago thrown out by Federal judge
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Wed April 22, 2020
(KCRG)
 
 
 
Closed pork processing plant in Iowa to resume 'limited operations'
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Take note you other slacker states, Californian exceptionalism is the new American exceptionalism
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Mmm those stimulus checks be all stimulating and such
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
States: We'll shut down as we see fit. AG Barr: Yeah, about that
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Guess who is going to make sanitizer over and over and over and over and over and over and over?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Which U.S. states have idiots for governors?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Add Grainger to the list of soulless pandemic profiteers
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Cuomo, Trump to meet at White House today as soon as all the knives are locked up by the staff
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Professor Romero finds that "our Constitution is no longer working for us"
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(SILive)
 
 
 
No one shows up for Republican Staten Island "End the Lockdown" rally to protest the current "New York on PAUSE" mandates under Gov. Andrew Cuomo, leaves the NYPD standing alone and perplexed
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Social Darwinism "takes hold coast to coast". Reality: in 1/10 of the states
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Sun April 19, 2020
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Feds engage in PPE Piracy during pandemic. Profiteering, or political vengeance - you decide
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
The breakup of America continues as a fifth group of states form the future New England Republic
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Only the second?
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A deep dive into how to understand the testing figures being released. Short summary: the US is an outlier in number of positives, but it's still only those with obvious symptoms being counted
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Texas decides to rebrand itself as West Florida, can't test at a proper pace but eff it, let's open 'er up anyway
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Governor Inslee responds to the president calling for open rebellion
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(WGNTV Chicago)
 
 
 
Illinois spent $17 million on face masks from China that are now being recalled in other states
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to know why the White House's coronavirus task force keeps downplaying the coronavirus's spread in less-populated states? It's the stooopid and it burns
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(Cherokee Tribune & Ledger)
 
Weeners
 
Dick gets beaten at state election commission meeting
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The governors of Missouri, Iowa, and South Dakota declined to work with the smarter Midwestern governors on how to open up the region's economy again
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
America needs new names for the state alliances forming to circumvent Trump. Any ideas, Farkers?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Almost as much fun as building a new PC it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Just Cause 4 and Wheels of Aurelia free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: are there any game(s) you really want to play but your current PC can't run?
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
"What are the chances that one of the most profound intellectuals and nimble polymaths in the United States - nay, the world - just so happens to be married to the daughter of the President of the United States?"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
North Dakota to reopen May 1, allowing residents to return to doing . . . Well, the important thing is that it will be open
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Thu April 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Another 5.2 million Americans were granted 'Suddenly Promoted to Visitor' status by their employers, bringing the total to 22,000,000
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(Laughing Squid)
 
Video
 
Watch Fred Armisen create comedy gold
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Wed April 15, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Salt Lake City man saves John Connor from certain death
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Keloland)
 
 
 
After becoming second largest hot-spot in the US, Palin of the Plains still refuses to order shelter-in-place claiming she's using science, facts, and data. No, I'm being serious, she said that
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Judge on Mike Huckabee's lawsuit to open up beaches following coronavirus lockdown: that dog won't hunt
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NY Gov. Cuomo one-ups Trump in his battle with the White House over the state's management of the coronavirus crisis: "The president will have no fight from me"
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Trump: US will stop funding WHO. Why? Because
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amash teasing running for President as third-party candidate. No word if he'll travel the country by horse and buggy
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Hyundai to provide 'drive through' testing support in the U.S., saying that while it may be a gallant effort, it's not looking for any accords or esteem
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You know pastors, trying to "jump the line" and go to heaven early is known theologically as "Immanentizing the eschaton" and it's generally considered a sin, or at the very least a religious party foul; just sayin'
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Excuse me? Governor Cuomo? Can we join your I95 gang?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The rest of the world is noticing what an incredible job Trump is doing, too
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
April 6, South Dakota's governor: No need for stay-at-home orders, that's just "herd mentality." April 13, South hot spot's governor: "Moooooo moo moooooo"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Florida's Surgeon General has now been quarantined from Governor DeSantis' cabinet
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Midwest MMA fighter brings the fight to NYC hospital
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
And lo, it was foretold by that Cinemax movie you watched at 2:30am back in 1992 where President Michael Ironside does something really stupid to wipe out all of America. Yet all you wanted was to see boobies for the first time
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
GOP 0 Women 5
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Sun April 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The bacon shortage is real man. Smithfield closing plant where nearly half the workers have become infected
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
All 50 states have been declared federal disaster zones, from sea to shining sea
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lori Lightfoot, who told city that "getting your roots done is not essential" amid lockdown, defends her decision to end up as a Fark headline
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
You know that game changing rapid COVID-19 test? Surprise for the White House. Sending the machines without sending the test cartridges makes the machines great paper weights to hold down the death certificates
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Fri April 10, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump sets new benchmark that is sure to be denied and walked back in short order
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun that going on another bloody fetch quest it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Close to the Sun & Sherlock Holmes free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: games you miss from when you played them as a kid? Tell us
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
San Francisco's mayor did everything de Blasio didn't to fight coronavirus
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Thu April 09, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
With this Coronavirus thing all taken care of the Feds are shutting down testing sites. What can I say? You're welcome
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
A massive wave of asinine is coming
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
If only Burt Reynolds could have lived to see us inch closer to a real life Cannonball Run. Captain Chaos approves
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Who can create 10 percent of the jobs with her smile? Who can do absolutely nothing all day, but make Donnie speak with such guile? Well it's Ivanka & you should know it. With each fabrication and deceit they show it. We'll be lucky to live through it all
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(KJAS)
 
 
 
In lieu of a big beautiful wall to paid be somebody else Texas installs checkpoints on their border with ... Louisiana?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Ivanka is working from home as a cam girl, "stoking competitive juices among execs to drive up their commitments"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Photo story showing what it's like to vote in a pandemic - Wisconsin style
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Want to figure out exactly how much of an asshole you are when it comes to following your state's "Stay At Home" order? Here you go
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Mon April 06, 2020
(LA Times)
 
 
 
California will loan 500 ventilators to New York and other hot spots. Doesn't even ask for praise first
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(NPR)
 
 
 
♫ Five.. Five figure.... Five figure death toll ♪
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
John Oliver slams Jared Kushner, the "alt-right Pinocchio," for his stockpile comments; "It's not your stockpile. It's a national stockpile for use by the United States you f*cking moron, and I pray you never show your polished, f*cking face again"
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump didn't order ventilators or masks until mid-March
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: States need to do more to fight COVID-19 pandemic. Governors: What is Trump actually doing?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
$400 Million of the stimulus package was for election security. Aaaannd it's gone
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
AWoooooooo
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Sat April 04, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
The fourth word in the question is the answer
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What, you thought a worldwide pandemic with the potential to kill millions would *finally* get him to pay attention to actual experts? We'd be laughing at your naivete if we weren't crying so heavily
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hobby Lobby confirms their evilness
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Fri April 03, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Rural counties consider an Alternative type of Social Distancing - Kicking Chicago out of Illinois
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Your Zoom chat is protected from everything except naked Florida man, antisemitic Illinois man, and the Chinese government
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"I'm not really the Commander in Chief, but I play one on TV"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sen. Kamala Harris states the OBVIOUS concerning President Trump's coronavirus response: 'This guy doesn't understand his job'
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
One state spent $77 million creating an unemployment application website but apparently gave the contract to GeoCities: "no system we have can handle 25,000 people a day"
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Shipment of 300,000 N-95 masks from New England Patriots' plane en route to New York City with Massachusetts State Police as its escort. Patriots get Le'Veon Bell in return
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(ABC Columbia)
 
 
 
U.S. COVID deaths is now twice as much as 9/11. That's right, 18/11 deaths
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Colorado AG to Hobby Lobby: what part of nonessential business shutdown did you not understand?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Guess what Michigan, Connecticut, Indiana, Georgia and Illinois,? Welcome to the coronavirus pandemic, you're next up to 'enjoy' the virus. Try to stay safe and avoid the reaper of souls
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
It looks like the Branch Dildonians are buzzing again
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Less eye strain than reading black text on purple paper anti-piracy sheets it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. Drawful 2, Gone Home & Hob free @ Epic. What've you been playing? Side note: any games you hadn't played in awhile that you've come back to
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's probably not legal for President Trump to declare a national quarantine, which sounds like just the sort of thing you'd want to tell him to get him to do it
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Slate asks the question: Is the South ready for coronavirus? Oh, come on. We're talking about the region that gave us the Civil War, Katrina, and Atlanta being shut down by a quarter inch of snow. When has the South not been ready?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
5000. Please omit flowers
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
While China is practicing "medical diplomacy" by offering doctors and medical supplies to underdeveloped countries around the world; the US State Dept is ordering our ambassadors around the world to beg their host countries for help
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Nikki Fried, Democrat, Florida's Agricultural Commissioner, finally taught Ron DeSantis, Republican, Florida's Governor, sanity
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump resists national stay-at-home order to stem the spread of COVID-19, leaving it up to the individual states. Failure has fifty scapegoats, but success has one Daddy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii 5-0oo$
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How's coronavirus testing in the California going? Not well - for private lab companies, it's going kinda like Lucy and Ethel working at the candy factory
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Let's hear stories from Farkers who had contracted COVID-19 or who have family who has. Tell us your first hand experiences and let us know if you know anyone who has succumbed to the virus
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