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Sun May 15, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
We haven't tried "nothing." We haven't done "nothing." We've actively encouraged this. This is who we are. This is America
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
More fun than Donkey Kong 3 it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Jotun: Valhalla Edition, Prey, & Redout: Enhanced Edition all free at Epic. What have you been playing? Side note: Best Japan-only games that may or may not have a translation patch?
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Thu May 12, 2022
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
200-year-old Michigan-Indiana border dispute might finally be settled. Both sides currently stuck on "No, you take it"
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Tue May 10, 2022
(The Register)
 
 
 
Clearview AI promises not to sell its face-recognition database to most US businesses, probably because it already sold to everyone who could have wanted it *pinky swear*
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Fri May 06, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Neither pure, uncut snow, nor rain, nor heat, nor dank buds shall keep these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds
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Thu May 05, 2022
(KVUE Austin)
 
 
 
Nobody's moving to Austin anymore. It's too crowded
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News: Mitch McConnell's personal net worth increases by $50,000,000 over forty years in office. Yay Capitalism. Also Fox News: Where did Stacey Abrams steal her money from? Does she have a receipt for that?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Members of the "Trucker's Convoy" whose aim was to shut Washington DC down by snarling traffic and blocking roads with their rigs are suing the DC police saying the cops violated their rights by erecting traffic barriers to keep them from doing that
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
Peace in the Mid-West seems within reach as Michigan moves to settle its border with Indiana
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Biden to Putin: I'm in your base stealing your dudes
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
Nashville debuts MLS soccer stadium. For soccer, not those silly games that nobody outside of the US has ever heard of. Only soccer
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "There's No Accounting for Taste"
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Fri April 29, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Ponzi Scheme - New Hotness: Ponzo Scheme
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Performative asshattery is easy to stage, but pretty much impossible to implement. But the Texas "boycott" was always just about the hat, and never about the cattle
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump Was So Unhinged During Phone Call That Governor Thought He Was Having a Nervous Breakdown
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than playing The Adventures of Rocky & Bullwinkle and Friends on NES it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Just Die Already & Paradigm free at Epic. What have you been playing? Gal Civ IV? Side note: best & worst licensed games?
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Thu April 28, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Maine hunters sue to allow Sunday hunting, say current restrictions violate their "Right to Food" as specified in the Declaration of Independence, the Constitution, and the state's new Right to Food constitutional amendment
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Have you heard about the 'unknown and highly contagious' disease that's killing wild horses in Colorado? Neigh
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Wed April 27, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
New NASA map shows the actual number of wildfires burning across the United States right now and HOLY SMOKES THE EAST COAST IS GONE, MAN. IT'S GONE. Also, sucks to be you, eastern Kansas. I mean, more than normal, even
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Sun April 24, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
PennDOT: If no one can see the reports for how badly our bridges are maintained, than al-Queda can't go and blow them up
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Sat April 23, 2022
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Stupid Arizona voters, we straightened this out for you, now go back home and think about what you've done
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lael Wilcox just set the Men's and Women's course record on the Arizona trail. However, it won't be recognized because it was documented and proven by her photojournalist wife
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nebraska has the most efficient Covid strategy in the US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I think you've got the wrong former president there dude
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than the Dimensional Horror in Stellaris it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Amnesia: Rebirth & Riverbond free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: games that made you laugh out loud? Tell us inside
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Coincidentally, pattern of failures is the name of my Ted Nugent bagpipe cover band
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
420 cases of cognac disappear on American Airlines flight. Drew unavailable for comment
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Tue April 19, 2022
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
You'd think woman with over 200 pounds of pot, $17,000+ cash would not run out of gas on I-55 bridge. But, here we are
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Mon April 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
These are the seven greenest, and least greenest, U.S. states. Yeah, it seems to correlate with their politics
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why the feds won't legalize marijuana any time soon
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The clock is ticking on your leftover ham. Here are some tasty options to try before the bacteria buzzer sounds
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
If you ever wanted to own a 1950s bowling alley, for a cool $130k you can make your dreams come true
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Judge claims she only used the N-word in a meeting because she thought the black person she was talking to didn't know what the N-word was
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Fri April 15, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Abbott backs down, decides not to torch the economy today
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Hailed as saviors, covid contact tracing apps actually delivered despite the holes
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as popular as the dateable Caroline mod in Stardew Valley it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Insurmountable & XCOM 2 free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: old school games where you drew your own graph paper maps?
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
South Carolina becomes the 19th state to pass a law calling for a constitutional convention
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Wed April 13, 2022
(AOL)
 
 
 
Nearly 86% of U.S. COVID cases caused by BA.2. Man, I told you all that the A-Team reboot was a bad idea
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Deadly pedestrian accidents rise 200 percent in Maine as locals are still adjusting to those newfangled horseless carriages
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Tue April 12, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The top-ten companies where the lifers get the best prizes for filling out employee satisfaction surveys
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(Riverfront Times)
 
 
 
Missouri Republicans: We can't afford to do anything for our citizens. What, we have billions in extra money right now? Well.... we still don't wanna
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Mon April 11, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Where the early pandemic aid went: "They have a history of fraud or they got incorporated on Monday and got a contract on Wednesday. If you had connections to the Trump White House, you stood a pretty good chance of getting a deal"
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Just in case you were looking for an example of "political theater"
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(Nashville Scene)
 
 
 
Tennessee legalizes human-free corporations that run autonomously in the blockchain. The legislation was going nowhere until the bill's sponsor explained to legislators that it allows underage marriage
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
Check out the wing nut that's trying to primary Liz Cheney
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Tue April 05, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I wear rat's shoes / I get paid the rat's dues / I make a rat's moves / You'll sing oligarch's blues
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Mon April 04, 2022
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Ermagerd, erster nererverers
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Fri April 01, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Women's Final Four from Minneapolis tonight. First game Louisville vs South Carolina, followed by UConn and Stanford
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(Epic Games)
 
 
 
efinitely more fun than losing your attractive genius heir to the Black Plague in CK II it's the Fri ay Fark Gaming Threa . LGT City of Brass & Total War: Warhammer free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Si e note: worst sequel?
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Thu March 31, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
New York judge throws out Democrat-drawn redistricting map for being "unconstitutionally drawn with political bias. " So, BSAB, Trump now Prez4Life or something
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Damn, Skippy
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Wed March 30, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
After Indianapolis was nuked, Gerald Ford was eaten by wolves. He was delicious
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Tue March 29, 2022
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Georgia removed all non-citizens from voter rolls, all *checks notes* zero of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ron DeScriminantis vetoes new Congressional district map passed by his own party for not being DeScriminatory enough
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are the best hole-in-the-wall restaurants in each U.S. state. Any more places that are honorable mentions or definitely worth trying? Subby wants a greasy piece of meat now
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Mon March 28, 2022
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
Where do you live in the US? Are you living a blissful life, or are you so stressed out that the knots between your shoulder blades have their own knots? Surprisingly, Fark's favorite state did better than expected, but not by much
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Sun March 27, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Look for positive COVID cases to continue to decline, partially because uninsured people now have to pay $125 to get tested
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Sat March 26, 2022
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
Resignenberry
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Fri March 25, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Nothing, just arresting three guys who spent five years hacking US energy infrastructure for Russia
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Thu March 24, 2022
(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Up next on The Apprentice: Insurrection - Mo Brooks has stepped up his feud with Trump to include "Let's get him arrested for ongoing criminal conspiracy." Ginger, get the popcorn
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Minnesota cops use a phone app to spy on journalists called "Intrepid Response." But since it's available on the Apple App Store, it's okay, right?
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Marijuana company Cresco Labs gets the munchies, gobbles up NY cannabis firm Columbia Care. Will create the largest marijuana company in the US by revenue
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Tue March 22, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
The Thirteenth Amendment abolished slavery and indentured servitude, except for convicted prisoners. California moves to become the latest state end that practice
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Mon March 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Former Apple employee charged with defrauding the tech giant out of more than $10 million which basically is just change under the couch cushions
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Sun March 20, 2022
(Bring Me the News)
 
 
 
Candy store speeding citations? Sweet
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Sat March 19, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Tl;dr but it seems like someone didn't use enough stamps to mail their Bentley
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Protip: If someone receives no prison time for a criminal case, don't ask for or accept briefcases full of money from them, ever
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Fri March 18, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covid rates expected to rise again
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Wed March 16, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
The U.S. State Department is investigating whether Russia will suffer their worst sanction yet, paying Long Island real estate taxes
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Texas, West Virginia, Louisiana and Oklahoma are willing to pull pension funds from any company that divests from fossil fuels. There's cutting off your nose to spite your face, and then there's this
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Tue March 15, 2022
(DC Report)
 
 
 
Today is day 8471 since conservatives have been dreaming that California will fail. Let's look at how that failure is progressing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bird flu found in Wisconsin, threatening the supply of chicken butt chicken butt
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Big Tech understands who really wins with the whole "states' rights" thing
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A man in Texas reported a naked woman approaching his back door minutes before she broke in, stole his shotgun, and sliced herself with a sword, in what is possibly guerilla PR for a new woke Highlander movie
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Poop snoop throws states for a loop
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(CREW)
 
 
 
People who swear an oath to the Constitution and then storm the Capitol should not be allowed to hold public office again
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Sat March 12, 2022
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Economic stimulus proposed to help average Americans at the gas pump. So naturally, Republicans are against it because they want to pin high gas prices on Biden, not Putin
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
On second thought, Biden won't be deporting all the unaccompanied children after all. Trump loses again
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Fri March 11, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cuon-no
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Thu March 10, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NY to grant the first 100 marijuana sales licenses to people with marijuana convictions, upsetting the people who thought they bribed their way to the front of the line fair and square
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Tue March 08, 2022
(ABC 17 Columbia)
 
 
 
Second Rule of Fight Club: Don't ask your mom for a ride
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Mon March 07, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Let's watch as a Russian government charter flight lands at Dulles Airport to pick up a planeload of Russian operatives who are being required to leave the country. No, not GOP officials. At least, not on this flight
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Fri March 04, 2022
(Epic Games)
 
 
 
Almost as fun as attacking someone with their own fridge in Streets of Rogue it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Black Widow: Recharged, Centipede: Recharged & Dauntless :Epic Slayer Kit free at Epic. Side note: favourite "short session" games?
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Thu March 03, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The only six people in the world who DON'T know about the Ukraine war
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
New case filed to get Sitler kicked off NC ballot, force him to learn cursive
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Sacklers to pay up to $6 billion to resolve the Purdue opioid lawsuits which will still leave them enough money to spend the rest of their lives living in luxury off the lives they destroyed
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
How to make your mom giggle nonstop: replace the regular cookies with Marijuana cookies, sit back and enjoy
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Wed March 02, 2022
(KGET Bakersfield)
 
 
 
Thanks to the combined efforts of Wings of Rescue, Bakersfield Animal Care Center and Barcs Rescue, 25 hard-to-adopt dogs were flown to Canada where they will have a better chance of being adopted or fostered. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Tue March 01, 2022
(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
How to earn extra cash as a lawyer: Work overtime, rob banks, pad billable hours...wait, go back one
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Mon February 28, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Don't tread plates? Check. Let's go Brandon? Check. Gun shop owner and pickup truck driver? Check. I'll tell you what you got there; you got an asshole
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Sat February 26, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NY Landmarks Will Be Lit In Blue & Yellow All Weekend In Solidarity With The People Of Ukraine. However, in actual news, Ukrainian refugees will also be accepted
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Thu February 24, 2022
(Forbes)
 
 
 
While you were sleeping through the pandemic, a national vaccine pass was rolled out
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Cops are opposing a bill that would bar them from lying to children in order to frame people, claiming that they need the ability to use deception when dealing with their intellectual superiors
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(Herald Dispatch)
 
 
 
Marshall University sues Conference USA so they can join the Sun Belt Conference instead. That's sort of like suing your sexual partner for giving you syphilis when you really wanted gonorrhea
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Wed February 23, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Gretchen Whitmer is such a horrible failure as a governor that Michigan is the leader in economic growth in the country. Thanks Big Gretch
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The ever-forward-thinking, edge-of-technology state of WV wants to ban all non-GPS OTA updates to cars, because they hurt dealers' ability to scam customers on service visits
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Someone told them light power rhymes with White Power and they decided to blow up some transformers
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Mon February 21, 2022
(KTOO Juneau)
 
 
 
Alaskan governor says it's perfectly constitutional to let taxpayers cover the half million $ settlement for his unconstitutional actions
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(Keloland)
 
 
 
Moving at the speed of a grazing bison, South Dakota legislators plan to meet for an 8th time to consider impeaching AG who ran over a pedestrian and fled the scene
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Break out your correlation ≠ causation tropes: Stand-your-ground laws linked to increasing murder rates
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Sun February 20, 2022
(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Oregon: Champion mastermind is arrested after he used so much electricity to power his illegal weed grows that he blew up several transformers, thus alerting police to the grows' existence
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Fri February 18, 2022
(14 News Evansville)
 
 
 
Could Fark's home state be the next to legalize jazz cabbage?
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Thu February 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland challenges Missouri gun law in federal court. Defendant: Missouri Gov. Mike Parsons
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
Want people to film you as you state your views on COVID-19 vaccines? Cool, no worries, mate. Just don't try opening aircraft's emergency exit while in flight to draw that attention
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Wed February 16, 2022
(Some ghost)
 
 
 
House for sale. Designed by architect Horace Trumbauer, known for designing the entire Duke University campus. It used to be cool, but now it sucks
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Tue February 15, 2022
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Greenberg's sentencing delayed so he can talk about Gaetz's high school girlfriend
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Mon February 14, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Failin' Palin
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Lockheed abandons plans to purchase Yoyodyne. Says their oscillation overthruster's for shiat
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Thu February 10, 2022
(KHON2 Honolulu)
 
 
 
Article lists "illegal baby names" in the US and around the world. Weedlord Bonerhitler unavailable for comment
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Lay a map of the states with the highest poverty rates in the US over a map of states with the lowest life expectancies, and you get a perfect match, with Mississippi "winning" in both categories, goddamn
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Wed February 09, 2022
(The Street)
 
 
 
One Atlanta suburb is about to have their environment trashed over nothing
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Carolina elections board asserts that it has the power to stop Madison Cawthorn from running for re-election
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Tue February 08, 2022
(Colorado Politics)
 
 
 
The Mesa County Clerk who gave access to voting machines to Mike Lindell has been arrested for trying to prevent police from taking evidence during a search warrant
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Mon February 07, 2022
(KNBC 4 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Q: What's a nun wear to the casino? A: a gambling habit
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Sun February 06, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
GQP turn on Kristi Noem
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Everything is bigger in Texas, including spontaneous tree explosions
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Sat February 05, 2022
(New Haven Register)
 
 
 
State officials are SHOCKED that an admitted embezzler and scofflaw who's been investigated by both the IRS and FBI has failed to deliver on an $18M public contract
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Fri February 04, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ahmaud Arbery's killers withdraw guilty pleas after his family complains they shouldn't be allowed to choose federal prison
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(EFF)
 
 
 
The Government wants to scan every online message you send, you know, to protect the children
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Thu February 03, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
In the highly unlikely event anyone in Massachusetts missed Corey Lewandowski, don't worry, you'll be seeing a lot more of him this year
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man gets 16 years for spreading terrorist propaganda. And surprisingly, it did not include instructions on how to hijack a plane using only crocodiles caught in your septic tank
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Wed February 02, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Facing investigations from 4 states over the "prechecked" recurring donation box on their website, GOP donation portal WinRed filed suit in federal court trying to block the investigation on the grounds that laws shouldn't apply to THEM
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Dear Oregon: please address the urban/rural divide in our state by giving rural people everything they want. Sincerely, rural conservative business owner
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Texas is one of three states where you can put your water heater in the attic, and they're facing an ice storm
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
Suddenly Madison Cawthorn is strongly opposed to anything election-related being overturned
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Tue February 01, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Texas has flagged some registered voters as "non-citizens" and refused to explain why. You'd better believe the ACLU is suing
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
A bolt of lightning that stretched nearly 500 miles across three U.S. states is the new world record holder for longest flash. The previous record was held by your mom at Mardi Gras
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Mon January 31, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
$426 million Mega Millions ticket sold at Woodland Hills section of Los Angeles. Just enough to buy a house there
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Sat January 29, 2022
(WalletHub)
 
 
 
The best and worst states to raise a family in 2022 pans out pretty much as one would expect
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Saturday Night MMA: Bellator 273, Ryan Bader vs Valentin Moldavsky for the heavyweight title, Benson Henderson vs Islam Mamedov. Prelims start at 7:25 PM ET on YouTube, main card at 10 PM ET on Showtime
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(Iraqi Minister of Foreign Affairs)
 
 
 
All is well in Tennessee. Nothing to see here
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Lisa, why aren't you clapping? Clap for Alaska
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Fri January 28, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
We need salary transparency
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Wed January 26, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Guide to the 70 changes that have been proposed to Pennsylvania constitution. Which only need to pass both chambers of the legislature two years in a row and be submitted for voter approval. For some reason legislators shoot for off year elections
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
What's the last thing someone does when they know they can't win a logical argument?
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Tue January 25, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Some manufacturers have less than 5 days' supply of computer chips. Commerce Department warns they don't know what they'll do if the hungry computers try to break free and feed
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dairy Queen celebrates its 75th Texas anniversary. To celebrate, corporate office also announces plan to finally change deep fryer oil after all this time
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Sun January 23, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Florida woman pleads guilty after attempting to pay a hitman $12,000...no make that $11,000... er $9,000...now $7,500 in Bitcoin to murder her ex's new spouse
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Sat January 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Pandemic getting better
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Fri January 21, 2022
(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
South Korean man facing Federal prison time for illegally exporting: a: exotic animals, b: rare wines, or c: endangered succulents
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Pacifiers recalled because they just simply suck
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
♬ American COVID ♬ Stay away from me ♬ American COVID ♬ Mama let it be ♬
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Investigators testifying before a South Dakota Legislative panel considering impeaching the State AG for that whole "running a man down and then driving off" thing. Say either the AG knew he hit a person or he thinks deer carry and use flashlights
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Wed January 19, 2022
(Some Instacart Guy)
 
 
 
Wait, wait wait wait. *Heinz* makes a "hot sauce"???
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Tue January 18, 2022
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Griswold sues to ban county clerk from overseeing 2022 elections. Uncle Eddie unavailable for comment
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Mon January 17, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
The "Oath Keepers" continue their de-evolution from dangerous domestic terror group to a "Red Dawn" LARP for middle-aged Trumpers, as the woman who wrote "Gondor has no King" in a legal brief for an election lawsuit claims leadership of the group
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Someone call Mr. Plow and The Plow King, there are business opportunities out there
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