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Fri March 24, 2023
(Japan Today)
 
  
 
 Old and busted: Do Kwon, whose crypto investors lost $40 billion, "not running from legal consequences". New hotness: caught in Montenegro with various forged passports
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Thu March 23, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Ethereum's co-founder tells regulators it's not a security. HE'S NOT WRONG
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Wed March 22, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 SEC is coming for Coinbase
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 XRP cryptocurrency jumps as investors hope Ripple will win legal battle with the SEC, you big dummy
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Tue March 14, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Credit Suisse: "Yeah, we kind of lied on our earnings statements in 2021 and 2022. Give us a minute while we break out the revision crayon"
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Tue February 28, 2023
(Reuters)
 
  
 
 Singh sings about FTX, Bankman-Fried, and vanishing customer funds
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Wed February 15, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Barclays posts 19% slide in annual net profit after costly U.S. trading blunder. Fret not, they still made over $6bil last year
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Sat February 11, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Action pending against Kraken, Frax, Lido, and RocketPool. I'm not sure if these are crypto companies or new Marvel characters
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Fri February 10, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 SEC commissioner Hester Pryne... er, sorry, Peirce, says the SEC is doing a bad job of regulating crypto, and might not really even be able to regulate crypto, so why bother trying?
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Tue February 07, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Bed Bath went Beyond bankruptcy for at least the next few weeks as they raise $1,000,000,000 from the WSB gamblers. Still no cure for empty shelves and no customers
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Fri January 27, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 Bed Bath and Beyond shares drop 20% on bankruptcy news. No coupon required
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Fri January 20, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Wow, another T-Mobile data breach, is it Friday already?
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(CBS News)
 
  
 
 I guess we will find out if you can throw a corporation in prison
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Wed January 18, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Party City is having a going out of business party after they find out they can't monetize memes
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 For mere pocket change you could be the next Stephen Speilberg
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Thu January 12, 2023
(The Verge)
 
  
 
 Guess who owns almost 2 million deflated shares of FTX?
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 "Usul, we have bovine excrement the likes of which even God has never seen"
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Mon January 09, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 SEC fines former McDonald's CEO about 65K Happy Meals for misleading investors about his firing
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Marijuana Moment)
 
  
 
 Twitter stops suggesting that people who search for marijuana need treatment. People who search for how to back out of bad deals still on their own
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Fri December 30, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Turns out Bahamian Regulators seized $3.5 billion in FTX assets for 'safekeeping' You can be assured every last penny of that will be siphoned off in lawyer's fees over the next 10 years
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Thu December 22, 2022
(NYPost)
 
  
 
 The FCC would like to discuss your extended warranty
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(Business Wire)
 
  
 
 Remember those solid-state batteries that transformed the EV world in 2018? Well, someone has actually shipped prototypes this year
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(ABC News)
 
  
 
 Both FTX's co-founder and the CEO of Alameda Reasearch/SBF girlfriend plead guilty in New York, are cooperating witnesses
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Wed December 21, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 AMC walks away from deal to purchase bankrupt Cineworld because they will likely be declaring bankruptcy themselves in short order
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
  
 
 Vox plans to give back "most" of the money given to them by FTX. Not "all" of it because there's a tough return policy on hookers and cocaine
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Fri December 16, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
  
 
 Celebrity endorsers are being sued for promoting products. Subby wonders if he can sue Pete Davidson for the bad Taco Bell he ate last night
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Thu December 15, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Elon Musk sells huge chunk of Tesla shares after promising no more sales
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(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 Feds Charge 8 "financial influencers" with running a Pump and Dump scam that bilked their followers out of more $114 million. In other news there are people that take financial advice from "DietyofDips", "Hoodiehugbear", "Mysticman" and "Ladebackk"
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Tue December 13, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Oil has plummeted 40% since its summer peak, and this intrepid trader is doing everything he can to make it hit the anus again
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Mon December 12, 2022
(Slate)
 
  
 
 Hizzoner Eric Adams took his first three paychecks in cryptocurrencies. Let's see how that's working out for him
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(Marketwatch)
 
  
 
 Mobile-games designer Playtika cuts service to 15% of its employees. end of line
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Wed December 07, 2022
(San Francisco Examiner)
 
  
 
 Butkus invests in crypto, left with bupkis
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Mon December 05, 2022
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Sam Bankman-Fried faces decades in prison for committing the one crime America still prosecutes: stealing from rich people
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Sun December 04, 2022
(Tech Times)
 
  
 
 Crypto exec predicts the collapse of the entire Ponzi-scheme market. That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see how it plays out for him
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Wed November 30, 2022
(The American Prospect)
 
  
 
 In March, a bipartisan group of eight congressmembers came together in a rare display of unity to call on the SEC to stop looking into FTX and similar crypto ventures, so let's Find Time to eXamine their campaign donors
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