Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'U.S. Customs and Border Protection'
Mon October 12, 2020
(Chron)
 
 
 
Woman returns from vacation in Mexico with story about the nice Mexicans who borrowed her SUV for a few days, then gave it back to her 97 pounds heavier, along with some money for her drive home
source: chron.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue October 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions and Rod Rosenstein, May 2018: "We need to take away the children, no matter how young." Does Fark still not have an "Evil" tag?
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat October 03, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
What brand comes to your mind when you think of 680,000 dollars worth of counterfeit watches?
source: wdrb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri October 02, 2020
(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Air Force patch depicting reaper drone over China angers Beijing. Reference images of modern Fat Boy ordnance shown in article
source: taskandpurpose.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu October 01, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
When George Floyd was buried, the local police authorized snipers to open fire if anyone started causing trouble
source: vice.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun September 27, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Teen wakes up surrounded by ice after unexpected surgery. I knew it wasn't just an urban legend
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat September 19, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's official: "Antifa did it" is the new "the dog ate my homework"
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu September 17, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Surveillance drones will be the eye in the sky watching you as the Alan Parsons Project becomes prophecy
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 15, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
"CBP's seizure of the earbuds in question is unrelated to the images or language on the box. A company does not have to put an 'Apple' wordmark or design on their products to violate these trademarks"
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 14, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Live by basing your design on Apple products, die by basing your design on Apple products
source: techcrunch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon September 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Over 18000 people try to visit their girlfriend in Canada, you wouldn't know her
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue September 01, 2020
(Not the FBI)
 
 
 
Did one of you ship a pallet of $30 million dollars in hard cash to the island of St Thomas? Asking for a friend
source: viconsortium.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
An old man yelling "Poppycock" is not something you normally see outside of a 1930's serial cartoon, but when it is a federal judge reacting to the Trump Administration's latest attempt to undermine immigration law, it's perfectly justified
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 30, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
US Diplomat while Black? Yup, repeated secondary searches with complimentary harassment by Customs & Border Patrol, when driving back into the US from Mexico
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
In order to appear tougher on illegal immigration before the 2018 midterms, Trump wanted to deploy a "heat ray" at the Mexico border because of course he did
source: independent.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 21, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"You just cannot find an honest, upstanding White Supremacist these days" all those people that contributed to crowd sourcing that wall are thinking right now
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 20, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Urged on by Stephen Miller, the Trump cabinet voted to separate children from their families in 2018 meeting
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Is the fence to keep Canadians out of the US or to keep Americans out of Canada?
source: globalnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 19, 2020
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump to brief all Americans on Goodyear tire tariffs at 5PM ET, so tune in around 5:39
source: c-span.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat August 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
There is so much water in the desert that border wall contractors took millions of gallons of it from a wildlife refuge to make concrete
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Turns out a bunker wasn't actually enough to keep Bunker Boi feeling safe, as it's now revealed that the White House sought access to tactical aircraft to protect the White House during the George Floyd protests. Fark needs a "coward" tag
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 04, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
So the CBP actually uses that Family Guy color chart?
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
The USDA has identified 14 different species in those 'mystery seeds' from China and so far, no magic beanstalks
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Nation)
 
 
 
For the "every accusation is a confession" file: Trump's DHS is trying to identify protestors as "agents of a foreign power"
source: thenation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 03, 2020
(The Intercept)
 
 
 
"It isn't wanton destruction when WE do it"
source: theintercept.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Presented without comment "Acting ICE chief announces retirement following clashes with Trump officials who had accused Albence of favoring humanitarian concerns about the treatment of immigrants over the chance to take more aggressive action"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 27, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Under vigorous assault by spray paint and leaf blowers, Feds sending more goons to Portland
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 24, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Problem with question headlines: The reader might go "Well, duh. It never should have happened in the first place. It was a panicked, authoritarian, jerkoff response that is being used in that manner in current events" and not read the story anyway
source: newyorker.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
DHS employees worry the Portland protest response could destroy their agency's reputation. In related news, some DHS employees think their agency had a good reputation
source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Two men never confirmed to lead DHS asked a man never confirmed as general counsel to back a dubious legal theory & deploy the nation's largest and third-largest federal law enforcement agencies to Portland
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Vox)
 
 
 
Well, that's something I guess
source: vox.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security has, from its inception, been nothing but a colossal bureaucratic blunder. Now that Trump is actually turning it into his own personal Gestapo, it's time to permanently disband the entire enterprise
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 21, 2020
(Defense One)
 
 
 
Department of Homeland Security, founded to fight Cobra Commander, is pepper-spraying Polly Pocket. This might look bad, say officials
source: defenseone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Wall of moms: this is America. No snark
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Good news, peaceful protesters: Trump's federal invasion force is probably coming to a city near you
source: motherjones.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 18, 2020
(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Oregon sues US DHHS, USMS, CPB, FBS because FUBAR and GFY
source: opb.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
Something tells me this U.S. attorney will soon be fired
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 16, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada avoided 10,000+ new cases of Coronavirus by doing this one weird trick
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 07, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brooklyn man gets indicted for trying to smuggle hundreds of Egyptian artifacts, some nearly 4,000 years old, stuffed inside dirty suitcases through JFK Airport. Subby says amateur, a drug mule could have done better without the suitcase
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Army of Lame Duck marches out to confront The Antifa at the Battle of Big Bullshiat
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 02, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Privately funded border wall, known as the "Lamborghini" of border walls, is in danger of falling into the Rio Grande if nothing is done
source: propublica.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »






On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.