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headlines found matching 'U.S. Coast Guard'
Fri March 31, 2023
(Stars and Stripes)
 
  
 
 Coast Guard moves monstrosity washed ashore onto Cape Lookout National Seashore beach by Hurricane Florence in 2018. But, enough about your mom
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Sun March 05, 2023
(WCVB Boston)
 
  
 
 Cape Cod Canal closed. Right whale out front should've told you
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Sat February 04, 2023
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
  
 
 "Hey, pal, you can't just park that anywhere"
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Fri February 03, 2023
(KPTV Portland)
 
  
 
 🎶 Roll, roll roll your boat, gently towards the shore 🎶 Glad the Coast Guard was there, or you'd be no more 🎶
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Thu January 26, 2023
(SFGate)
 
  
 
 Don't go there haole. It's too dangerous up there. On the Haiku stairs
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Fri January 20, 2023
(The US Sun)
 
  
 
 Apparently the Russians still have a ship that floats, and it's a spy ship hanging around off the coast of the Hawaiian Islands. Likely doing intelligence things like finding better poke recipes
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Mon January 02, 2023
(KIII Corpus Christi)
 
  
 
 You know the amount of oil that we reported spilled in Corpus Christie a week ago? Well, multiply it by three-and-a-half. Mea culpa
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Fri December 30, 2022
(Juneau Empire)
 
  
 
 One would think the chair of the docks & harbors committee would know how to keep his boat from sinking, or how to salvage it afterwards. One would think
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Sun December 11, 2022
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
  
 
 Well, former kayaker anyway
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