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Tue May 11, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judge dismisses Twitter's lawsuit seeking to dismiss Texas AG Paxton's subpoenas against them that he filed in retaliation for them banning Trump's Twitter account; on the grounds that Paxton was full of shiat and hasn't actually enforced them yet
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump PAC creates @DJTDEsk to mirror his new blog, meets Twitter's banhammer within the day
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The same Arizona GOP that wants to "uncover the truth" is requiring election audit observers to sign NDAs
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Fri April 30, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
A running list of everyone mad at Ted Cruz in 2021 continues to the right. Click 👍 to send a message to the loonaverse
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Thu April 29, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Losers with a yearning for royalty can now buy the Queen of England's custom-made 24-karat solid gold Nintendo Wii, it's now on sale on eBay for £215,000 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue April 27, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
How does Publix thank a student for promoting its subs? Here's your cease and desist order
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Thu April 22, 2021
(MercoPress)
 
 
 
Google Argentina done screwed up
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Why yes. I *am* an amateur radio operator who Tweets public alerts about natural disasters, examines satellite imagery to identify and track local wildfires, and has a hobby of looking for the remote spots where photos are taken. Why do you ask?
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Sat April 17, 2021
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Who?
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Famed for losing all those lawsuits for Devin Nunes, attorney Steven Biss takes on a case for a student suing WSJ, WaPo, NY Times, and MSNBC. His record remains unmarred by success
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Wed April 14, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Despite the fact that Google is a thing, there are people that actually believe that Joe Biden's approval rating is 11%, the "lowest in US history". Ironically that honor actually goes to the two presidents who also had the highest ones: Truman and W
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it was a right-wing group that spread the lie that Black Lives Matter stormed the Iowa capitol
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Sat April 10, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Things you can build with Legos: an airplane, a spaceship, a White House correspondent
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Thu April 08, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Five days before Clarence Thomas published an opinion complaining about social media censorship, his wife Ginni sent out an email blast urging her associates to join an "influence network" to combat...social media censorship
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Tue April 06, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz says he is 'absolutely not resigning' which means he'll probably resign by the end of the week
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When a man loves a pimp very much
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Fri April 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
United States Conference of Catholic Bishops Parody twitter account asks Catholics what made them feel uncomfortable in church. Real Catholics respond with non parody answers
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Thu April 01, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Firm hired to look for fraud in the Arizona election has a conspiracy theorist running it
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Mon March 29, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Maya Rudolph paid tribute to her mom (again) with her SNL bumper photo
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Nothing better illustrates how screwed up the American Dream is right now than how hard two of the richest men on the planet are fighting the idea of their workers getting together and collectively asking for better pay and working conditions
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Even Al Bundy couldn't save this football team, as their only game this season ended in a 64-0 loss, and shame, and maybe COVID
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Thu March 25, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Old: YoHoHo and a bottle of rum. ... New: SoHoHo and a brand new lawsuit (link fixed)
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Wed March 24, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dunkin', Doritos, Arby's and Burger King focusing marketing efforts on social media platforms like TikTok. Wendy's Twitter account smiles snarkily
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Your Fark primer to "all about owning the libs." It comes down to all emotional bark and no policy bite. Sad
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Miami Beach declares state of Florida
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Sat March 20, 2021
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
"If the bus driver's act in fact occurred, then this is a problem in terms of morality in general"
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Wed March 17, 2021
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
WindowsXPLogoff.wav
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Tue March 16, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
"literally all i care about is weird real estate pictures nothing else matters to me fundamentally as a human like this does"
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Thu March 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, the LAPD had a Parler account
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
You made Tony Soprano cry, nice job Mumblebjork
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Fri March 05, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Aged 118, the world's oldest living person will carry the Olympic flame in Japan. Maybe
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
That answer was about as convincing as everything in Westview
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Wed March 03, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
QAnon idiot who vandalized "America's Stonehenge" arrested
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
That one time Terry Bradshaw checked into a hospital with the alias "Tom Brady". Yes, really
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20-year-old Montana state legislator and Trump Jugend alumnus finds out real life isn't like a 8chan forum when he ties to introduce a bill designating "antifa" as a domestic terror organization and ends up losing most of his co-sponsors over his behavior
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Mon March 01, 2021
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
"My wife and I have given an endowment in excess of $1 million to athletics. This could very easily be rescinded if things don't drastically change around here. Has everyone become oblivious of who supports athletics?"
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Sat February 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Georgia family adds a new wing to their mobile home
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Fri February 26, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Man fired for wearing employer's logo to Treasonpalooza. No, not the Maryland one. OR the Ohio one. This genius is from California, and said employer was not amused
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(Salon)
 
 
 
CPAC is going to be a Trump homecoming and ode to hate
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Thu February 25, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"Welcome, Insurrectionists"
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Tue February 23, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
My husband joined the Proud Boys. Wat do?
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Wait a second. CPAC has standards? Since when?
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Hundreds of snowmen surround Utah Capitol as protesters urge Romney to take climate action. Romney staffers urgently uploading flamethrower protocol 451
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texan loses electricity for four days, powers his home with his Ford truck
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Sat February 20, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Old and busted, Hunter's laptop. New... Biden's old, ugly pooch
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Fri February 19, 2021
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Manhattan DA to go RICO suave on Trump
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Thu February 18, 2021
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You know who is winning the Chicken Sandwich wars? America. That's who
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
What do women, anime and cats have in common? Turkish gambling and porn, apparently
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
"I have clients who are making an extraordinary effort to post what the social left wants to see"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stanley Kubrick's daughter is a member of the Proud Boys and a QAnon believer
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Central Illinois Proud)
 
 
 
Like a good neighbor, please lend State Farm your shovel to dig out their Texas IT center
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Meet the undercover Anti-Fascists who infiltrate and expose members of the violent white power terrorist groups
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
This is what happens when you call down the thunder on Wendy's Twitter account
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Phoebe Waller-Bridge to star in HBO series based on Mr. & Mrs. Smith along with one of the guys from Community
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Sat February 13, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Head of Lincoln Project suddenly leaves, no word on how the rest of the play went
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's National Roast Day and Wendy's Twitter account is fully armed and operational
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
There is a civil, polite corner of Twitter, but you gotta talk to the nuns first
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It sounds nuts but 'Chocolate City U.S.A.' is considering taking a new highway in life
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Sun February 07, 2021
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
What do you do for an encore after winning your third MVP trophy? Well you get hitched, of course
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Sat February 06, 2021
(TMZ)
 
 
 
MAGA candidate for Virginia governor promises that she will stop the state's epidemic of marijuana deaths (update: she claims the Twitter account is fake)
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Thu February 04, 2021
(The College Post)
 
 
 
Saddleback College will dump Gauchos mascot because "many see the current symbol as denigrating to Latin Americans in general and Mexican-Americans in particular." So, you're saying gauchos don't wear Mexican cowboy hats?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
This "Doctor" who promotes quack medicine and ineffective cures is lined up to be a guest host of Jeopardy. Who is Dr. Oz?
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Tue February 02, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Pentagon purge has started
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Mon February 01, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
During the Capitol siege, a Gaetz staffer heroically hopped onto Parler to cheer on the terrorists
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
ProudBoys, QAnon, MyPillow...Joe Piscopo?
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Sat January 30, 2021
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
Looking for something to cheer you up in these dark times? Disney+ is now streaming all of Dinosaurs. Subby hasn't reached the end yet, but I've got a good feeling this will end well for everyone
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Hard to argue with that
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump is basically cigarettes to the Republican Party. They KNOW he's poisonous, and will likely kill them one day, but, you know they just..NEED him right now, so back OFF, okay?
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
True QAnon believer Mateo Q charged with attacking National Guardsmen, thinks Antifa meth is real, almost like he's projecting
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Mon January 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Old man yells at television
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Sun January 24, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Whoever is operating the Twitter account for RAF Luton must be related to the individual(s) for the Twitter account at Wendy's
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Fri January 22, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
It's called "hitting him where it hurts the most." Iran vows revenge against Donnie w/ a pic showing a drone about to attack him on a golf course. Even if they never follow through, how can Trump enjoy golf ever again? Oh, the huge manatee
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Delenn joins the other Babylon 5 cast members who have gone beyond the rim
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meet the Vermont craftswoman who knitted Bernie's Sanders's mittens
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(The Vintage News)
 
 
 
Old Guns
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
DHS says Trump fired Chris Krebs over Twitter publicly and that's all we know, we have no other correspondence in this matter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
1786'd
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Tue January 19, 2021
(Politifact)
 
 
 
On the toilet using his phone is the only communication outlet for the president, according to Trump spokesman
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Tuesday action in the EPL as WHAM take on the Albion Broms of the West and Foxes face Blues for a chance to go top while Lampard faces the sack @ 3PM ET
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Mon January 18, 2021
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Next week's Fox News talking points: Antifa infiltrated Trump's reelection campaign
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Johnny Football is trying to steal Donald Trump's title of World's Stupidest Twitter account
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Sun January 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
In a statement, the president's reelection campaign said it "did not organize, operate or finance the event." No campaign staff members were involved in the organization or operation of the rally, according to the statement
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Sat January 16, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Is remote work making us paranoid? The answer may be right behind you
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Fri January 15, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Do you keep getting the feeling someone is poking their head around your cubicle even though you are in the living room of your house? It's not just you, working remotely from home has made us all paranoid
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Thu January 14, 2021
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Pence had to be told by 3 lawyers he did not have the power to overturn the election. So remember Pence would take Trump's word over two lawyers when he tries to reboot his image starting in seven days
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The leader of the Stop The Steal treason weasels the day of their failed coup "I had nothing to do with it" compared to yesterday "The lord says vengeance is his, and I pray that I am the tool to stab these motherfarkers." Lock him up
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Some terrorists who stormed the Capitol insist 'what they were doing was citizen journalism'. Yeah that's it
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