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Mon July 16, 2018
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Let's check in to see what Al Qaeda says about today
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"[POLITICAL PARTY 1] are for us, [another major US political party] - against - 50/50. Our move here is very important"
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When even the administration's FCC toadie Ajit Pai is concerned about the anticompetitiveness of a merger, you know it's bad
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What's that? A sitting US Senator who believes that Putin has blackmail material on Trump? And it's a Democrat? Well I'm sure he will be doing something about that any moment now
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The Navy's one-year-old $13bn jalopy goes back to the shop for a year. You guessed it, it's a Ford
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Thu July 12, 2018
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Kiké Hernandez & his fiancée Mariana's engagement photos are the best things you'll see all day. And definitely begging to be captioned and photoshopped
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"My presumption, based on that horrible, disgusting behavior -- that the American population would not elect someone demonstrating that behavior to be president of the U.S." Yeah, you and me both, buddy
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Trump: "What good is NATO?" Sen. Mark Warner: "NATO is the reason that summit you're at isn't being conducted in Russian." Oh, snapski
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Reporter: "Mr. President, will you tweet something different than your public statements here at NATO conference once you board Air Force 1?" Trump: "No, that's other people that do that. I'm consistent. I'm a very stable genius"
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Macron, immediately after Donnie's pro-NATO presser: Don't peddle your bullshiat here, comrade
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we
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Stormy does jail
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Wed July 11, 2018
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Then they wrote a bill to go after nazi-punching anti-fascists, and I got a 15-year prison sentence for being a nazi-punching anti-fascist
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Tue July 10, 2018
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TomI Lahern thinks government shouldn't legislate morality, in one specific case. Anyway now everyone hates her
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Mon July 09, 2018
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Trump doesn't realize that he's the joke
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Sun July 08, 2018
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The NRA like their survey questions like they like their guns: loaded
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Fri July 06, 2018
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Will America witness the end of democracy? Will Europe save our bacon? Will even more Republican Senators commit treason in the open? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Fox Business correspondent: Trump is complaining about anonymous sources? He's been one of mine for years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley is like the Soviet Union
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
This coming Saturday's Trump tweet: "I never met Jim Jordan. I don't know who he is. Was the the congressional coffee boy? I dunno. But if these allegations are true. Yeesh. I hope I never met the guy"
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NewsFlash
 
So long and thanks for all the dead fish
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Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza does not learn from his mistakes, gets paddled by yet another historian
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Wed July 04, 2018
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Sure, threaten OPEC. That will surely end well
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Tue July 03, 2018
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Customers are so unhappy with Harley Davidson shifting European market motorcycle production to Europe that they stopped buying American market bikes last year
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Mon July 02, 2018
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The Newsmax host that published pictures of Ocasio-Cortez's childhood home is tripling down, getting worse at this as it goes on
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Dan Gilbert manages to write LeBron a goodbye letter without comic sans
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Is he lying. Or is he genuinely this stupid. Either way, maybe it's time for that mental fitness conversation again
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The King of Saudi Arabia bends the oily knee
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz discovers remnants of atrophied spine, says don't vote for Nazis
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Fri June 29, 2018
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Trump: "Journalists, like all Americans, should be free from the fear of being violently attacked while doing their job. Now check out this sweet GIF of me choke slamming the MSNBC peacock"
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
And the latest left wing radicals calling to abolish ICE are... ICE
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison has died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter Roskam (R-IL) is confused about the D
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Rod Rosenstein just embarrassed Rep Jordan (R-OH) a little bit - "No sir, there is no way to subpoena phone calls"
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump insists that the big takeaway from Democratic Socialists of America candidate defeating Democrat Joe Crowley in their primary is that Crowley should have been nicer to The Donald
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Sessions: Let me show you the projector of my people
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This is how much CNN's Jim Acosta hates Trump supporters. The guy's a monster
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After receiving the compliment from King Abdullah, Trump turns to reporters: "Remember, he used the word humility with respect to me, so I am very happy with that word. Probably the nicest compliment I've been given in a long time"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president making a veiled threat to a sitting member of Congress that the Red Hatters are sure to carry out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes demands Rod Rosenstein admit that he's the one spreading the grapefruit meme around the DOJ. *stands up* I'm Rosenstein
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Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump makes a major immigration policy announcement
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Sun June 24, 2018
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The entirety of Weird Al's Self-Indulgent Vanity Tour is now streaming. It's behind a paywall, but Al was nice enough to share a code for a free month with everybody
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Rogue state denies Red Cross access to internment camps
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Why release this on a Saturday night?
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Sat June 23, 2018
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So, this happened, again
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Mike Huckabee so upset about his family being called racist he tweets images from a Nazi website
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#OccupyFoxNews, the hot new left-wing idea to shut them down. Good luck with that
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Australian troops deployed to Afghanistan had a secret weapon for getting information out of suspected Taliban sympathizers: HEDGEHOGS
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Fri June 22, 2018
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White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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Will Manafort find his way out of jail? Will Cohen flip harder than Flipper on crack? Will Donnie admit to crimes against humanity? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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Any Farkers here want to help Patton Oswalt out?
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Trump: "Who knew immigration could be so complicated. Fark it, let's just deal with it next year"
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Brace yourself: millions of copycat videos are coming
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Just in case you missed this tidbit from today's hearing, all 50 states were hit by Russian cyber attacks in the lead up to the 2016 election
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Thu June 21, 2018
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Trump comes out and accuses Democrats of creating a "massive child smuggling industry"
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Susan Rice chimes in on the US leaving the UN Human Rights Council, doesn't mince words
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Wed June 20, 2018
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Trump at G7: "He stood up, he put his hand in his pocket... and he took two Starburst candies out, threw them on the table and said to Merkel, 'Here, Angela. Don't say I never give you anything.'"
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Holocaust scholar: quit comparing the US to Nazi Germany, saying, "this is how it begins." You're wrong; we're already several stages on the way
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Republican Lt Governor from one of the nation's most conservative states tweets the truth
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How long do you guys think until the US is sanctioned?
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Tue June 19, 2018
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VP Pence says that we had to leave the UN's Human Rights Council because of their continuing refusal to endorse or condone our abusive policies- just not in those words
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Former senior Democratic National Committee adviser: A 10-year-old child with Down syndrome was ripped away from her mother. Lewandowski: "Womp womp"
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Continuing his global outreach, Trump declares that he knows more about German crime rates than the German officials
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Every living First Lady calls for end to Trump policy of separating families
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Mon June 18, 2018
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This just in from the Border Patrol: please don't call them cages. I mean, yes, we are holding children in cages, but we prefer you don't call them cages. Kthxbye
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Senators Collins and Flake are worried about separating children from their parents. Not enough to work with Democrats, but they wrote a letter expressing their concern
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Are any more indictments expected Monday? Because Trump is really losing it on Twitter right now
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Sun June 17, 2018
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State trooper shows how protect and serve is done
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Texaschwitz
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NRA: we protect people from witchcraft
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Renowned Republican political strategest Rick Wilson thinks that Trump is washing Kim Jong Un's balls. Wow
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Fri June 15, 2018
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FBI obtained "731 pages of Signal and WhatsApp messages" from Cohen's phone. Also, they have call logs
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Some tweets age beautifully
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Trump on Kim Jong Un: "He speaks and his people stand up in attention. I want my people to do the same"
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Stimulus response, IG report edition
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec
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The horse's face says it all
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm Eric. I like the Wendy's Big Mac
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As God as my witness, I never thought he would use the word promulgate while trashing CNN
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Tue June 12, 2018
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Trump to photographers: Are you taking good pictures to make us look thin and perfect? Kim thinking to self: Did he just call me fat?
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Manafort just taunted the dynamite monkey
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Obama congratulates Russian-led DC organization on their recent success
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Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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🥒? 🤢
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Yeah. And?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
All accredited journalists at the Kim/Trump Summit get a free USB fan. Go ahead and plug it in. What could go wrong?
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Dennis Rodman arrives in Singapore. Cast of Jersey Shore likely en route
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Fun fact: In 1971 Richard Nixon triggered a trade dispute with Canada. He called the Canadian PM an "asshole" and a "son of a biatch". The Canadian said "I have been called worse things by better men". That Canadian PM was @JustinTrudeau's dad
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda teases its new RPG, Starfield. Oh, and Elder Scrolls VI
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was a nice 24 hours while it lasted. Trump found his phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Recently released documents by the DOJ show that Bannon and Kris Kobach lobbied the Trump administration to add the citizenship question to the 2020 Census
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Egads, we're all going to die...or Trump's going to sell off South Korea, Japan, Hawaii, and California to the new Best Korea Empire
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Color me skeptical, Donnie... I believe the shade is PANTONE 16-1448 TPX
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren just smoked her first joint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The One Where Trump Threatens the EU and Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers players re-create hitchhiker scene from Dumb and Dumber in a bullpen cart
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron to Trump: Hey President Dotard, you know the G7 can be the G6
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump decides to put his water bottle on the floor in the middle of meeting? Better copy him or you'll never be President
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We've moved onto the "encouraging destruction of evidence on television" stage of the investigation
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Trump's favorite architect closed his 10 year-old firm, deleted his portfolio and left twitter in response to a reporter asking him questions
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Bob Corker announces a bi-partisan bill that will prevent the President from issuing tariffs over bullshiat like the War of 1812. Also we burned Toronto twice, take that Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Vila is now sub-tweeting our government, because 2018 needs someone who knows how to rebuild
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your official state twitter account might be a Russian bot
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriotic jamfest at the White House scheduled for 3pm today. Be sure to stand at attention, no matter where you are
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*riiinnng* Yeah, boss, we're working on the Crooked Hillary report. No, it takes time, you would not believe the stuff we've got on her. You won't believe what you read in the report *snicker*
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definition of consciousness of guilt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Really? 500 days? Seems an eternity. And what accomplishments? The rise of bigotry and racism?
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Sat June 02, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems we are getting played on the NK de-nuclearization deal. Their "destruction" of a facility was largely a bit of propaganda for the cameras
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🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵Trump just got a letter🎵 🎵It's from Kim Jong Un🎵
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Reuters generic ballot poll that made liberals flip out last week is back to D+7
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie launch another terrible, short-sighted economic idea? Will Cohen flip or get indicted? Will Avenatti give us another damning story? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We're going to need a new nickname for "Convicted Felon Dinesh D'Souza"
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Video of Ukrainian agents calmly snatching suspect in Arkady Babchenko case as he walks down sidewalk
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Wed May 30, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
MST3K and Fark favorite, Rowsdower, finally has a beer on the sun. RIP
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ambien maker Sanofi: "racism is not a known side effect"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And you thought YOU graduated college with a hefty bill
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rosanne Barr calls a former Obama official an ape, calls George Soros a Nazi and incorrectly says Chelsea Clinton is married to one of Soros' nephews. The Aristocrats
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bethesda Studios: Please Stand By
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, it certainly looks like Meltdown May is progressing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Panama City: come for the sunshine, stay for the vortex flinging pool noodles at your family
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
No, Donald. No they wouldn't. Many died fighting against fascism. Not for "on both sides"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Melania makes like a banana
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
San Francisco Giants to Toronto Blue Jays: I'll see your Russell Martin starting at shortstop and raise you Pablo Sandoval starting at 2nd base
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, here we finally are: "Why didn't Obama bother to just stop me?"
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"Who's going to give back the young and beautiful lives (and others) that have been devastated and destroyed by the phony Russia Collusion Witch Hunt?" Trump demands to know in a bizarre Sunday morning rant. Truly, this is what Memorial Day is about
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Sat May 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "Democrats need to act to stop these horrible policies I've enacted"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Huh, now why would the FBI do a document dump on known pedophilic trafficker, Jeffrey Epstein? Bonus: Done just before the adults were forced to give the classified dumbass session on Capitol Hill
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Please enjoy Mike Huckabee's stand-up routine over North Korea
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump cancels June 12 summit with North Korea. Hold on to your butts
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
FYI: Trump will be live on Fox and Friends again Thursday at 6am EDT. I'm sure this will be a calm and reasoned discussion about dignified statecraft (Correction: interview was pre-recorded)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sleep well, America
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm going to blame Chuck Schumer for the state of affairs regarding trade with China, then promise to work with him. Better insult Obama while I'm at it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson decides to get death threats
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Reporter: "Was there a part of you that was like, 'This isn't real. This could not happen at my school?'" Santa Fe, TX student Paige Curry: "There wasn't...It's been happening everywhere. I've always felt it would eventually happen here too"
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"Name the muppet that was your favorite as a child and for the next 10 minutes I will tell you your weaknesses" C'mon farkers, we can do this better
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You hear there's been a deadly school shooting. Do you (A) turn on the news to see what happened (B) set up a GoFundMe page for the victims' families, or, (C) grab your MAGA hat, 'Murkan flag and gun, and head on down to the scene of the crime
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
House rejects Trump's bribe...I mean, "bailout" for Chinese manuspying company ZTE. Expect an announcement shortly by the Chinese declaring they're pulling out of the Indonesian Trump Tower and Corrupt Pleasure Palace
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump marks year two of the Mueller probe by denying collusion, reality, and exposing his ignorance of witch hunts
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The answer is yes
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"If the world governments do not turn over Superman, Wonder Woman and the rest of the Justice League to me, the Legion of Doom will have no other choice but to use our doomsday ray on all of your cities"
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Avenatti drops the hammer on Cohen's bullshiat
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Trump admits there are traitors in his Administration
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Portions of Jared's speech to open the new US embassy in Jerusalem have already gone down the memory hole
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Sat May 12, 2018
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Trump complains about Congress taking a vacation when there's work to do
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Fri May 11, 2018
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President Potato Head thanks Best Korea's Kim for treating the hostages so well. Hostages. That were tortured. Treated well. *Sigh*
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Will Avenatti drop more bombshells? Will America exit the world? Will there continue to be new 5pm news dumps every hour leading up to 5pm? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "oh dear Christ, what now?" edition (~5pm news dump)
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French family at Dutch safari park learns that reality is less like "Tarzan" and more like "Jurassic Park." NSFW language as several pairs of pantalons are filled with merde
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Avenatti: Come out with your hands up, or I'm burning the f*cker to the ground with you inside
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Thu May 10, 2018
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Trump can't understand keeping your word even if you disagree with the deal
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The only version of Predator 2 that I recognize is the one where it ends in a dance off
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Avenatti calls Giuliani out on lying (and releases a Cohen email shortly after being raided)
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Hawaii working on its Krakatoa impression
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Wed May 09, 2018
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Can anyone think what the 9% was?
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And here's Trump praising the establishment candidates trouncing the fringe lunatics he emboldened in last night's four primaries
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Cocaine Mitch just won Twitter, sticking it to Blankenship
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Mon May 07, 2018
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Agree or disagree: Gen-ed classes are a waste of college student's time and money
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Sarah Huckabee Sanders confirms First Lady Melania Trump is indeed living away from the White House, with her parents in the DC suburbs
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Sun May 06, 2018
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Climb it control
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Dead or Alive drummer Steve Coy no longer the latter
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Fri May 04, 2018
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LeVar Burton has officially won Star Wars Day. You don't have to take my word for it
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Mets pitcher Matt Harvey, who has sucked for the last three years, refuses a minor league assignment to work out his issues and has been released
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Thu May 03, 2018
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By trying to duck being nicked for a campaign finance violation Trump has publicly confessed to committing a more serious crime: filing a false statement under oath, according to a guy who should know since he's former head of the WH Ethics Office
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Rudy digs up
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POTUS needs someone to explain The First Rule of Holes
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Wed May 02, 2018
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Will Mueller drop da subpoenas? Will we get firings? More resignations? Jesus Christ, it's only Wednesday? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Mid-Week Madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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How are you celebrating Dennis Miller Wednesday?
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Collusion? A hoax. Obstruction? A trap. The Tweets? Total panic
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When scholars talk about what started today, it'll need a title. Help 'em out a little
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Tue May 01, 2018
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Kanye West 2006: George Bush doesn't care about black people. Kanye West 2018: Trump is great and slavery was a choice
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He read the questions and is outraged none are about collusion
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This woodcock's got more game than Parker Brothers and more groove than Stella
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Sun April 29, 2018
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While everyone is fetching their fainting couches for Michelle Wolf's set at the WHCD, let's go back in time where George W. Bush joked about finding WMDs in Iraq while American troops were being killed
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Fri April 27, 2018
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Nashville Predators have no idea what a "Jet" is
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Remember sailor
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Thu April 26, 2018
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Well, now that the dumpster fire of a trainwreck of a Fox News interview is over, time to switch gears as the Cohen hearing is starting. (Hearing kicks off at noon, twits providing updates)
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Wed April 25, 2018
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"Coal Mine Killer" Blankenship takes McConnell to the racist wood chipper in response to McConnell-supported attack ads against him
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Merci au Président Macron
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Tue April 24, 2018
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Click and behold video from the surface of a frickin' comet
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Sat April 21, 2018
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Nazis turn out in Newnan, Georgia to demonstrate their power and might. All 12 of them apparently
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Fri April 20, 2018
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"Why does [Misha Flypp] get his life destroyed but not Comey and his 'third rate' book?" Probably because betraying your country to the Russians is a more serious offense than pissing off a cheeto?
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Thu April 19, 2018
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Trump talks to trusted legal advisor for 15 minutes and is told Cohen will turn on him in a New York minute when charged with crimes. So he's got that going for him
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Wed April 18, 2018
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Will more shiat come out of the Cohen case? Will Hannity be revealed as the connection between Trump and Russia? Will Pompeo get confirmed? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread, "mid-week madness" edition (~5pm news dump)
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Parolees in New York to be granted the right to vote by executive order from the office of Governor Nixon
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Trump awakens early, turns on Fox News, and goes on anti-immigration rampage
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Wait....Trump brand urine tests?
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Tue April 17, 2018
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Russian State media "Hey here's what it would look like if somebody nuked the White House"
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Meanwhile, at the British Milk Council
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Mon April 16, 2018
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Sean Hannity doesn't think much of a President that bombs Syria and then goes golfing
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Sat April 14, 2018
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Guess who we've sent to represent us at the Summit of the Americas
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Once again, US warned Russia to vacate all areas before bombing. This is literally nothing more than a dog and pony show, wasting hundreds of millions in tax dollars
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Fri April 13, 2018
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Trump needs to find a distraction. Announcement from the White House at 9pm Eastern
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Huey Lewis cancels 2018 tour after losing his hearing. He's going for treatment and is hoping to be back in time
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Honestly the most newsworthy thing about Ex-CIA director Brennan's latest tweet is that a 63-year old man knows the term "kakistocracy"
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Okay, Comey book coming out now
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Thu April 12, 2018
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World newspaper front pages about the two twats tweeting trouble
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Trump issues his latest "full confidence in" tweet towards...*rolls die*...his own "special counsel" Ty Cobb
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BREAKING (seriously, they typed that): President Trump says attack on Syria could happen "very soon or not so soon at all"
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Wed April 11, 2018
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Wait. Did the president just admit to obstruction of justice?
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Oh nothing, just someone with a nightly TV show and sometimes the ear of the President asking if the state security apparatus needs to be "purged" of those disloyal to our leader for the good of the country
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Tue April 10, 2018
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European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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Only if you and your attorney conspire to commit a crime. Then you're technically correct, Mr. President, which is the most corrupt form of correct
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Mon April 09, 2018
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Pitbull interrupts his own get rich quick real estate seminar to assure guests the pic of him and Ryan Seacrest isn't 'shopped. With special guest appearance by Sylvester Stallone
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Confirmation that Sean Hannity has always been and always will be terrible
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Thu April 05, 2018
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Welp, there goes some top administrators from the EPA. Tick tock, Scott
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Either he's blaming himself for issues at the border, or, his phone failed to autocorrect "Trump" to "Obama"
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Wed April 04, 2018
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Will Mueller unseal some indictments? Will Trump agree to an interview? Will we get a report soon? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Mid-Week Madness" edition. (~5pm news dump)
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Russian Postal Service's new drone program runs into a problem
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Turns out we lost a trade war we didn't even have. And we're not in a trade war now, despite reality saying otherwise
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Tue April 03, 2018
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Now, I'm not completely sure, but I think Trump just asked Congress to declare war on Honduras and order a military strike on the Honduran refugees heading towards the US, or he'd pull NAFTA or something?
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Dexter Fowler tweets "I will get a hit" 13 times, ends 0-for-13 skid
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Mon April 02, 2018
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I don't know who is more deplorable: The person who wrote this tweet, or the comments
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Fri March 30, 2018
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A second whistleblower has hit CamAnal. Someone get the towels
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US to Russia: Oh stop playing the victim. You assholes won't stop f*cking with us so grow a pair and deal with it, f*cking crybabies
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Thu March 29, 2018
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Bizarro Trump knocks Amazon for exploiting the US Postal Service by making it deliver packages for a fee
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Wed March 28, 2018
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Does he think all Asian names need to be in full capital letters?
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Tue March 27, 2018
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Trump is now retweeting himself about building his wall using military funds. Looks like after Fox and Friends suggested it, he's planning on going through with it
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The whistleblower at the heart of the Facebook/CamAnal scandal is now testifying before Parliament
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Sat March 24, 2018
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Chicago Cubs' Tommy La Stella got in a prank war with Theo Epstein and Jed Hoyer over parking spaces, leading to this video playing at Sloan Park on Friday. Moral of the story: Don't mess with the boss
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Fri March 23, 2018
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Zlatan Ibrahimovic announces his arrival at LA Galaxy in typically modest and understated fashion
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Congress: Well, we've averted a government shutdown. Trump: hold my twitter phone
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Thu March 22, 2018
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Whoever had Rafael Montero in the "Next Mets pitcher to need Tommy John surgery" pool, please collect your winnings
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In an effort to save their sweet, precious, user data, Facebook/Instagram hide the "delete your account" option, or at least made it painfully hard to find
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Did he...Did he just confess that the campaign was directly involved with Cambridge Analytics? Yes. Yes he did
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Donald Trump: PEACE THROUGH STRENGTH
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Wed March 21, 2018
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Things you never thought you'd see a sitting president admit on Twitter: "I agree with Lou Dobbs"
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Having spent months criticizing the FBI, Trump praises them for causing the Austin bombing suspect to kill himself
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Gentlemen, set Donnie to "panic"
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Mon March 19, 2018
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"Republicans have no freaking clue about what's going to hit them in November. They're in denial" says noted Libby lib Joe Walsh
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