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| Tue January 31, 2023 |
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The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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Jazz is on the cover of MLB The Show 23 which is appropriate since jazz and baseball both peaked around about the same time
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Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL"
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Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz were that, he'd never have spread them in the first place
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A social platform based on links to news articles? What kind of stupid idea is that?
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Liberals are starting to turn on Bill Maher for being too conservative. Wait. "Starting"? "Conservative"?
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Ornithological charity locked out of Twitter after repeated woodcock tweets... although to be fair, they also mentioned boobies, tits and shags, along with which local birds they woodcock, given half a chance. Will now move to expurgated Twitter
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Day 342 of WW3: Western allies divided over Ukraine's push for F-16s: France and Poland appear willing to entertain Kyiv's request, while the US has dismissed the possibility. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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Elmo wants TwitPay to disrupt the payments industry, and with crypto. Banks: Oh wait, let me laugh even harder
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| Fri January 27, 2023 |
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Shocking pretty much no one, leaked info indicates Musk personally ordered a lefty Twitter account shut down. He has the right to do this, but over to the right we can talk about how his so-called "absolutist" position on free speech is absolutely BS
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Inside the Brazilian WhatsApp group working to get the word out about the "true story" of conman George Santos
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AP: please stop using the word "the" in front of disadvantaged folks, such as "the poor", or "the mentally disabled", and "the French"
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Ted Cruz (R-oach colony wearing an ill-fitting humon suit): "I want to spend 0.000043 bitcoin on a Snickers bar, but none of the vending machines in the Capitol take them, so here's proposed legislation"
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Man accused of playing games on a government computer, avoids being fired by proving a government computer can't run Crysis
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North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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| Tue December 27, 2022 |
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Old billionaire guy tells everyone to shut up and stop complaining about being poor because reasons. Marie Antoinette would nod knowingly if it wasn't for a severe neck injury
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Is this supposed to be satire?
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Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows?
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Tesla stock crashes and burns, just like the cars
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Former Russian President and Putin's replacement-in -waiting shows he's got access to that same high-quality intel his boss has, as he predicts Germany and France will go to war in 2023 and a civil war in the US will end with Elon Musk as president
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Labor attorney nicknamed Sledgehammer Shannon is coming for Elno over Bird Company layoffs
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'Living Nostradamus' issues terrifying prediction that a 'three dimensional underground portal' will open underneath Area 51 in 2023. Subby, who wants to be taken, will be waiting with his tin-foil parachute ready to jump in (possible nsfw content on page)
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Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity
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Southwest Airlines officially loses all bowel control
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Someone hacked Piers Morgan's Twitter account and posted racist, hateful things. So, how can they tell it was hacked?
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Doctor can't sleep at night because someone is wrong on the Internet
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Twitter wants you to know Delaware and Seattle are equidistant from San Francisco
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| Fri December 23, 2022 |
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Bloomberg mulling acquisition of WSJ/Dow Jones, and/or WaPo ...still no taste for fowl tasting Twitter
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How do Americans feel about Elon Musk? Just like in an election, about a third of respondents think one way, a third feel another way, and the last set have no clue what the hell is going on
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According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it
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Candace Owens spreads baseless claim, which will just make her more popular with the base
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Drew joins Middays with Jayme and Grayson on 98.1 KMBZ in Kansas City this afternoon at 12:30 ET to discuss twitter, time travel, and the state of the media
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The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it?
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Enron Musk promises not to sell anymore Tesla stock for two years. He means it this time. Hey, why are you laughing?
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Even "free speech absolutist" Elmo has his limits when it comes to Half Scoop exercising his coke fueled Photoshopping
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| Wed December 21, 2022 |
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R.I.P. curry king who invented Chicken Tikka Masala, the world will remember you for your spice of life
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Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket
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Latest Twitter Files reveal that the Church Lady was right about who was really in charge there
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In just over three and a half Scaramuccis or approximately two-thirds of a Truss, Geohot has resigned from Twitter. At least he fixed the non-dismissable login pop-up after you scroll a bit, leaving the service improved for non-users and those not logged in
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Presenting the Worst Technology of 2022 awards ceremony. Fark snubbed yet again
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Lawmakers debating whether to give Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy enough money to buy Twitter
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If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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"We're hearing a lot of that"
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♫ Deck the beard with baubles of folly... fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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Elmo to step down as Twitter CEO "when he finds someone foolish enough to take the job", i.e. the next time he looks in the mirror
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"Hey Carl, I don't think that truck will make it over that railroad crossing." "Oh relax, Earl, what's the worst that could happen?" Meanwhile, off in the distance, a train whistle blows
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| Sat December 17, 2022 |
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Turns out you'd have a better chance to get a satellite into orbit with something powered by subby's farts than with China's methane-fueled orbital rocket
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Leon Muskox: Hey journalists, you can rejoin Twitter on the condition you stop posting all that journalism
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Hey, you're the cancer, buddy
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Meta no longer Doomed
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Today's Statesplanation: We can just ignore him, you know
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2022 has been the year of the implosion -- FTX, Ticketmaster, TFG, Twitter, and Liz Truss. What's next? Place your bets to the right
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Pickle Me Elmo backs down, unbanninates journalists
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Nagasaki assemblyman apologizes for doing chin-ups on train while drunk from his high school class reunion. "I'd like to contemplate my next course of action after consulting the relevant people"
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