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Fri July 23, 2021
		Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	3
		There's a red, white, and blue turd in the Olympic pool source: apnews.com \| share:	20
		Banning the former guy has put Twitter on the brink of bankruptcy. Nah, I'm kidding, in the last quarter, they reported a 74% increase in revenue and an 11% increase in users source: cnbc.com \| share:	37
		It's what the Internet is for, after all source: vice.com \| share:	62
		Nintendo Famicom achievement unlocked: 10 years, 1,053 games collected source: soranews24.com \| share:	13

Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)		That Frito-Lay plant that workers are striking against? Now it's having a Covid outbreak, and as we all know, when it comes to Covid you can't stop at just one source: eoinhiggins.substack.com \| share:	72
		RIP Jim Harbaugh, 1963-2021 source: detroitnews.com \| share:	14
		Headline: "Reining in our new Big Tech censors" Article: impotent whining about Hunter Biden and Wuhan lab conspiracies source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	90
		Assistant Alaskan AG Matthias Cicotte in trouble for advocating on social media imprisonment of BLM protesters; vigilante violence against leftwing groups; execution for acts such as doing gender reassignment surgery. Well, no one's perfect source: sltrib.com \| share:	47
(Some Guy)		Ron DeSantis (R) - who signed a bill outlawing vaccine passports, blames experts for public distrust of vaccines, sells 'Don't Fauci My Florida' merch, and was hesitant to disclose his own vaccination - wants you to know 'vaccines are saving lives' source: thelist.com \| share:	156
(Some Guy)		Basement dwelling 'fans' decry the finale of 'Loki'. Sure, the character turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin's horse, and sired a giant wolf fated to devour the sun. But it's kissing an alternate version of himself that crosses the line source: thedirect.com \| share:	119

Wed July 21, 2021
		Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
		Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes source: nypost.com \| share:	75
		If you want your children to learn the real meaning of sportsmanship, sit them down and show them this article source: yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells source: today.com \| share:	47
(Some Guy)		The debate is over. Pineapple belongs on pizza source: spoonuniversity.com \| share:	56

Tue July 20, 2021
		Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp source: greenbaypressgazette.com \| share:	6
		Marriage proposal in front of crowd at baseball game. Also, ring for sale, never worn source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	149
		Because what's a camping trip without an evening booze cruise? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	4
		The good news: 2K has launched a brand new version of XCOM. The bad news: it looks absolutely nothing like XCOM source: kotaku.com \| share:	43
		The Gettysburg Address and Trump's old Twitter account. Tough to tell those two apart source: twitter.com \| share:	89
		Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		People becoming desensitized to that virus thingy, especially now that OOH SHINY NEW DISTRACTION source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	4
		Ashton Kutcher wants you to dislike his social media posts source: cnet.com \| share:	41
(Some Windy Guy)		Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie source: flashbak.com \| share:	16
		"Time to do a quick trip to the grocery store..." 10 seconds later "Wait, why is my car reversi- F*CK" source: jalopnik.com \| share:	51

Mon July 19, 2021
		Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church received a $4.4 million forgivable PPP loan. People are upset, given that his net worth is allegedly more than $100 million, and weekly he asks his parishioners for even more. Religion in the US is totally farked up source: brobible.com \| share:	89
		Who likes short shorts? Not the English Championships, apparently source: cnn.com \| share:	27
		Oh nothing, just China threatening to nuke Japan. I certainly hope nuking Japan is not going to become a rehashed "death star"-like plot device for every world war source: the-sun.com \| share:	85
		There is a small chance that Alexander Ovechkin could play for a team in Washington next season source: msn.com \| share:	18
		Olympian proves village beds will support Village People and other fun activities learned from staying at the YMCA and the YWCA source: cnn.com \| share:	44
		Conservative porn star is not a term you expect to see often source: mediaite.com \| share:	123
		Jameela shows video of herself She-Hulking up source: digitalspy.com \| share:	38

Sun July 18, 2021
(Some Guy)		DiGiorno is asking people to create a new marketing slogan; Let's see what you Farkers have got source: mashed.com \| share:	86
		Tokyo hotel apologizes for "Japanese only" elevator sign. The first time anyone used it it was uplifting but then it let people down source: foxcarolina.com \| share:	174
		The Black Rifle Coffee Company was only too happy to market its products to MAGAts but then it discovered they really are a basket of deplorables. "I hate racist, Proud Boy-ish people. Like, I'll pay them to leave my customer base" source: salon.com \| share:	233
		Well, at least it wasn't Covid source: thehill.com \| share:	16

Sat July 17, 2021
		Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall] source: huffpost.com \| share:	136

Fri July 16, 2021
		Anthony Bourdain sparks backlash by speaking from the grave source: variety.com \| share:	25
		20k people attend "COVID-free" festival. 1050 develop COVID. Turns out that liars, a loose COVID testing period, and loose vaccination standards sank ships source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	58
		The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	126

Thu July 15, 2021
		Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection source: independent.co.uk \| share:	3
		🌎? 💩💩💩🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍺🍺🍺 source: eurekalert.org \| share:	41
		You're not a true hardcore gamer until you've beaten Dark Souls with the scrolling texture mod source: kotaku.com \| share:	13

Wed July 14, 2021
		Twitter Fleets go meta source: blog.twitter.com \| share:	6
		Rage in a Cage: Two people enter, two people leave. Maybe with papercuts source: kotaku.com \| share:	6

Tue July 13, 2021
		IOS 14.6 weather app refuses to show "Nice" weather source: theverge.com \| share:	61
		*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin source: madison.com \| share:	86
		The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern source: fark.com \| share:	103
		Be fair. Just how many plays occurred at the 2021 ESPY Awards? source: azcentral.com \| share:	4
		Cruise companies: Wait, we were supposed to make the crew get vaccinated as well as the passengers? source: juneauempire.com \| share:	40
		90 Year old man goes swimming with sharks to conquer his fear of them. Bonus: 90 year old man in question is William Shatner source: yahoo.com \| share:	41
(LeBron is King)		Study finds Tom Brady is world's third-most trolled athlete on Twitter. You're still number one here on Fark, Tom source: pickswise.com \| share:	17
		Canada accidentally leaks an upcoming Rick & Morty episode weeks early instead of showing whatever the hell this week's episode was source: comicbook.com \| share:	44
		Twitter verifies at least six fake accounts including cat. "The cat could not be reached for comment to defend himself". Presumably, the comment would be "meow meow meow meow meow meow" source: gizmodo.com \| share:	15

Mon July 12, 2021
		Aaron Rodgers' father Ed rips Packers fans as stupid source: larrybrownsports.com \| share:	21
		Plotting to overthrow the lawfully elected government of the United States. Seems like there should be a law against that source: yahoo.com \| share:	101
		Trump finally admits he lies about polling numbers source: salon.com \| share:	71
		JK Rowling vs a random Twitter account....who would win? source: twitter.com \| share:	42

Sun July 11, 2021
		A: you signed up for Facebook source: bbc.com \| share:	47

Sat July 10, 2021
(Some Guy)		Beer company has vaccination ad. Conservatives say they've lost their moral rudder source: nordot.app \| share:	117
		Today's viral Twitter debate? Whether Romeo + Juliet (1996) was a good movie source: twitter.com \| share:	104
		Finally, a fire in California not caused by a gender reveal party source: sfgate.com \| share:	20
		Well...now we know why he's a former firefighter source: hometownlife.com \| share:	28

Fri July 09, 2021
		Yo dawg, we heard you liked FOIA, so we FOIA'd your FOIA so we can write stories about your FOIA requests while you get pissed we FOIA'd your FOIA. FOIA source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	38
		Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time source: msnbc.com \| share:	170
		Some Nike shoes handmade by Nike co-founder Bill Bowerman are expected to draw around $1M at auction. They're so old, the predate the iconic "Swoosh" logo source: oregonlive.com \| share:	17
		Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read source: yahoo.com \| share:	69
		Nine killed as skydiving plane crashed in Sweden, in tragedy that officially puts Florida's Skydive DeLand on notice source: aljazeera.com \| share:	43
		Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies source: usatoday.com \| share:	117
		American Horror Story: Spinoff will return to the Murder House source: digitalspy.com \| share:	5

Thu July 08, 2021
		Souʎ dnlls ɐp ɟǝɐʇnɹᴉuƃ ndsᴉpǝ-poʍu ԀSϛ source: kotaku.com \| share:	23
(eBaum's World)		A recounting of the epic journey of two dudes who tweeted at Billy Zane for five years source: ebaumsworld.com \| share:	31
		Look forward to more idiots trying to use SkyNet to drive in the back seat to drive with the new "Mind bending technology" source: electrek.co \| share:	31
		Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget source: salon.com \| share:	108
		Cyberpunk 2077 is advertising an update that doesn't actually update anything. Sounds about right source: forbes.com \| share:	25
		"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that" source: axios.com \| share:	83

Wed July 07, 2021
		Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET source: msnbc.com \| share:	206
		Fark ready headline: "Largest turd ever' forces part of York pub to close" source: thenorthernecho.co.uk \| share:	30
		"Will she roll on anybody?" asked the completely innocent former president source: yahoo.com \| share:	62
		How to negotiate continuing to work from home after the pandemic, in case your co-workers really want to see you in public after a year of watching you be a slovenly, smelly drunk on Zoom source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	23
		Apparently, Fernando Tatis Jr. has played so many video games he's learned to double jump in real life (with video of him doing just that) source: kotaku.com \| share:	13
		Everyone: No one would be stupid enough to defend slave owners. Kayleigh McEnany: HOLD MY WHITE CLAW, Y'ALL source: salon.com \| share:	159
		Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit source: cnn.com \| share:	123
		Michael Flynn would like you to know that video of his family reciting the QAnon oath was merely a coincidence since their family motto is identical, and the one person who didn't take it was his wife, Morgan Fairchild source: vice.com \| share:	74
		Still stewing over fireworks, Kristi Noem tweets out a photo of Mt Rushmore fireworks past. Credits Trump even though it was during Obama's term AND strips the photographer's name and copyright notice off the image source: independent.co.uk \| share:	39

Tue July 06, 2021
		Elon Musk just admitted that fully AVs are "really hard". Maybe we should let the machines handle just the boring bits, and leave it to humans to drive the last mile source: jalopnik.com \| share:	44
		Treason Turtle extols and condemns covid-19 relief in the same sentence source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	39
		New Era might want to stop designing MLB hats for a while source: chron.com \| share:	22
		Hurricane Elsa party, for west coast Flori-Duh Farkers, and anyone else not wanting to saw off the state source: nhc.noaa.gov \| share:	32
		Marjorie Trailer-trash Greene upset that she's not a doctor and that science is killing her base source: huffpost.com \| share:	140
		Never Trump author turned Senate candidate hands his shriveled balls to Trump source: politico.com \| share:	47

Mon July 05, 2021
		Trump's new spokesperson tacitly admitted he's lying about the election source: huffpost.com \| share:	52
		How Mark Zuckerberg spent his Fourth of July. Set cringe shields to maximum source: marketwatch.com \| share:	82
(Tennessee Star)		Like other carnivals, the Arizona Tilt-A-Vote Audit has moved on, this time to its 4th location source: tennesseestar.com \| share:	79

Sun July 04, 2021
		Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians source: snopes.com \| share:	218
		Irish God of Fire uses lightning at coffin makers building to test out products for crematorium source: metro.co.uk \| share:	25
		There's pathetic, and there's a dozen people showing up for a Marjorie Taylor Greene parade source: mediaite.com \| share:	81

Sat July 03, 2021
		Her Majesty can drive to the horse show quite nicely, thanks very much source: independent.co.uk \| share:	85
		Random traffic stop flushed out a clown car of guns who promptly escape into the woods carried by their sovereign citizen hosts source: nbcboston.com \| share:	193
		"This is what happened when I signed up as Donald Trump on Gettr" source: slate.com \| share:	103

Fri July 02, 2021
		No, using emojis for your Venmo payment descriptions won't let you avoid their new fees. Probably source: slate.com \| share:	17
(Some Imperial Pilot)		Fire up your ion engines and balance out the laser and shield charging, 1994's Star Wars TIE Fighter has been ported into X-wing Alliance with updated...everything source: moddb.com \| share:	57
		Funny how people terrified of having a chip implanted from a vaccine will happily sign up for a MAGA website owned and operated by a Chinese billionaire, which absolutely would never think of tracking and exploiting your personal information source: politico.com \| share:	89
		A look at how the internet ruined the life of a science fiction author who provided a good treatise on gender source: vox.com \| share:	104
		Gettr done? source: vox.com \| share:	90
		That smell you're smelling is The Stupid burning. And pork slider diarrhea, but mostly The Stupid source: dailydot.com \| share:	64

Thu July 01, 2021
		NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads source: usatoday.com \| share:	41
		So you are going to take a bath, and you decide to put your whiskey and water in the freezer to cool it down so you can have it afterwards, then you forget about it... next time, just use ice source: soranews24.com \| share:	14
		And my dad only took photos of me in my most embarrassing moments source: soranews24.com \| share:	13
		Break out the pancakes, trombones and Booty-O's. The New Day has been crowned the greatest tag team of all-time source: comicbook.com \| share:	9
		Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms source: techtimes.com \| share:	30
(eBaum's World)		Two random dudes complete the Dumb and Dumber Mini-Bike road trip to Aspen. A few repairs were required source: ebaumsworld.com \| share:	19
		What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****? source: politico.com \| share:	165
		The head of Instagram announces Instagram is dead source: theverge.com \| share:	16

Wed June 30, 2021
		Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming source: nbcnews.com \| share:	61
		Baseball coach arrested for child porn, explicit chats about sex with kids, having 100s of plastic bags containing previously worn underwear for women, girls. "He was weird, he was really weird" source: wftv.com \| share:	37

Tue June 29, 2021
		Maybe we can monetize this update of our dead IP a fan spent 1,400 hours creating... No, No. Better just have them delete it source: pcgamesn.com \| share:	57
		Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	96
		Parler joins the resistance source: thehill.com \| share:	43
		It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it source: fox8.com \| share:	117
		Twitter: OMG Olivia Rodrigo TOTALLY stole the riff in "Brutal" from Elvis Costello's "Pump it Up". Elvis Costello? ANNND? "It's how rock & roll works, you take the broken pieces of another thrill and make a brand new toy" source: bbc.com \| share:	51
		Ed Sheeran keeps buying NSFW gifts for Courtney Cox using her own Alexa, but when I do this it's another restraining order source: yahoo.com \| share:	57
		"At home Peter Doocy has a bunch of single shoes because Jen Psaki puts a foot in his ass everyday" source: lgbtqnation.com \| share:	61
		Now your cat can scratch some waves source: soranews24.com \| share:	3

Mon June 28, 2021
		Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly source: vice.com \| share:	59
		Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	11
		Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it. On the other hand, the Kuwaiti police are doing something about the people complaining about it source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	46
		NFL's new ad campaign: "Football is Gay". No, really source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	35
		Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom source: msn.com \| share:	96

Sun June 27, 2021
		Badass on Twitter, Sept 2020: "I'll never get the vaccine." Two days ago: "this is his daughter, dad died of COVID. Please get the shot" source: twitter.com \| share:	219
(Some Guy)		Think I'm going to go with a "no" on this one source: protos.com \| share:	21

Sat June 26, 2021
		James Bond wannabe drives his Maserati into Lake Ontario in Mississauga then realizes he forgot to order the "submarine" package source: toronto.ctvnews.ca \| share:	35
		♫ Up, up and away ♫ in my beautiful, my beautiful ballooZZZZZZZZZT ****.....(thud) source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	33
		Satire site Babylon Bee stung by Mailchimp, suspended for "harmful information" source: pjmedia.com \| share:	57
(Some Guy)		Happy 51st to Nick Offerman who is no doubt sitting down to a birthday breakfast of select meats in the form of a cake and Lagavulin source: nickofferman.co \| share:	24
		Florida politician attempting to unseat Liz Cheney in Wyoming describes his past dissemination of Qanon drivel as an attempt to flush out the leftist media or something source: msn.com \| share:	45

Fri June 25, 2021
		The menu may have over a hundred items but parking is a real challenge source: space.com \| share:	30
		Catwoman still can't get any pleasure from Batman, this time due to a DMCA copyright complaint source: gizmodo.com \| share:	65
		He's going to draw #30 in the Royal Rumble, win it, then headline Wrestlemania. Because FARK YOU, that's why source: yahoo.com \| share:	20
		Trump told his top general to have troops "crush the skulls and beat the f*ck" out of peaceful civil rights protesters source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	81

Thu June 24, 2021
		♫What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks. Honey, modest is hottest♫ source: msn.com \| share:	43
		Michael Keaton finally upgrades his Batmobile source: thedrive.com \| share:	24
		"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it source: pnas.org \| share:	11
		Just how stupid does Jay Williams think Boston fans are? source: boston.com \| share:	15
(Some Guy)		Are Twitter trolls mentally ill? Does the Pope shiat in the woods? source: unherd.com \| share:	13
		Diehard Arizona State football fan dies at 75, and his obituary includes 70-7 taunt. Fark cancer and fark the Wildcats source: msn.com \| share:	15

Wed June 23, 2021
		Viewers find 'Karen' trailer lacking in a-Peele source: yahoo.com \| share:	61
		What is an offending clue that really pissed off Jeopardy fans? source: esquire.com \| share:	49
		"I like the way you phrase that, that I finally got to work with Meryl Streep," she says. "You didn't say, 'Meryl finally got to work with Sharon Stone.' Or we finally got to work together." CAT FIGHT source: cnn.com \| share:	23
		Netflix manifests no interest in canceled NBC drama source: deadline.com \| share:	23
		British reality TV show linked to 3 suicides thought about shutting down, but then they remembered they really like money, so instead they're just going to ask their audience to be nicer to the contestants on Twitter source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	22
		Stop Trying To Make Chicken Thighs Happen source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	54
		Rick Scott: Oh-oh say can you sing... To the pledge we recite... In our classrooms each day... As we pledge our allegiance... To this country so great... Where the amber grains wave... Where we never shall kneel... That would be so egregious? source: comicsands.com \| share:	73

Tue June 22, 2021
		Suddenly, hypersonic lawn ornament source: nasaspaceflight.com \| share:	4
		Sean Hannity calls Maggie Haberman a "Trump stalker" while Hannity remains a Trump fluffer source: mediaite.com \| share:	38
		Mark Hamill will always make himself available to visit terminally ill children; "It's a responsibility I hold dear" source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	52
		Dating app Bumble gives its people an extra week to go home, take a shower, get ready for work source: cnbc.com \| share:	6
		Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar source: tampabay.com \| share:	102

Mon June 21, 2021
		U.S. to Taiwan: "We've got your back. Or we've got your arms. We've got something, anyway" source: aljazeera.com \| share:	31
		Disney World has its own pickle incident source: wdwnt.com \| share:	113
		Dan Bongino loudly announced he was quitting Twitter to "own the libs." After owning exactly zero, he's back on Twitter source: salon.com \| share:	77
		If you have friends who suck your wifi with their iPhones, just change your SSID to %p%s%s%s%s%n source: gizmodo.com \| share:	23

Sun June 20, 2021
		The Florida Pride "killer" turns out to be just another old guy who shouldn't be driving and unable to find a farmer's market, settled for what was close at hand source: bbc.com \| share:	118
		E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past source: metro.co.uk \| share:	28
		Pickup truck drives into a crowd at a Florida pride parade hitting two, one fatally, and narrowly missing a car Debbie Wasserman Schultz was riding in source: thehill.com \| share:	129
		The dead have risen and they're on Google Maps source: vox.com \| share:	11
		Mark Hamill gleefully praises Carrie Fisher on getting a Walk of Fame star at last source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	24

Sat June 19, 2021
		Macy Gray would like to be the next Betsy Ross source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	68
		NYC City Council candidate exposes self as superhero, Gagged Weiner. You do NOT want to see his supersuit source: nypost.com \| share:	63
		Contender for the worst pint of Guinness ever poured in the world emerges source: irishpost.com \| share:	23
		8÷2(2+2) = ? source: indy100.com \| share:	724
		The Washington Football Team asked the US Patent Office to approve "Washington Football Team". The Patent Office: "how about no? How does that hit your ears?" source: 247sports.com \| share:	35

Fri June 18, 2021
		It's Friday, so you know what that means: First on Smackdown, Rey & Roman decided Sunday is too long to wait, so their "Hell in a Cell" match happens tonight. Then on AEW, Hager & Wardlow in an MMA fight. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, 10 PM on TNT source: wwe.com \| share:	164
		From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look source: petapixel.com \| share:	10
		Wild man Wildman caught. Wild, man source: winnipeg.ctvnews.ca \| share:	13
		Cinnamon Toast Crunch is now making cinnamon rolls. No word on if they are also making cinnamon roll incense so you can wake everyone up with false hopes source: thrillist.com \| share:	12
		Illinois' governor signs law expanding curbside voting and permanent vote by mail to all residents, living OR dead source: thehill.com \| share:	71
		Well I'm certainly looking forward to HBO's riveting new office drama, Integration Test Email #1 source: usatoday.com \| share:	35
		Morans could be self-pwning source: medicalxpress.com \| share:	3
		Fail merge source: popculture.com \| share:	6
		Gen Z makes thrift stores cool for the first time ever. Gen X face palms in corner wearing your grandpa's clothes source: npr.org \| share:	129
		Dionne Warwick is great, but if we're being honest a little delusional: "I have kind of changed the tone of this thing called Twitter" source: people.com \| share:	19
		Candace Owens denounces the new Juneteenth holiday, then falls back into The Sunken Place source: mediaite.com \| share:	94

Thu June 17, 2021
(Grand Forks Gazette)		Canadians who got AZ vaccine for their first dose now have a clear answer of what vaccine their second dose should be source: grandforksgazette.ca \| share:	44
		Extra extra Jason Kenney still a big jerk, dillweed, pugnacious source: globalnews.ca \| share:	28
		PetSmart is partnering with DoorDash for same-day delivery and cat owners feel like they've bought themselves a little breathing room source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Llama drama comes to an end with no trauma. Yo momma source: torontosun.com \| share:	27
		Even Kroger's going Krogering source: marketwatch.com \| share:	11
		Don't get mad that Velma is Asian. Get mad that she isn't thick as a bowl of oatmeal source: msn.com \| share:	145
		Gizmodo turned into TMZ so gradually I didn't even notice source: gizmodo.com \| share:	5
		Guy buys decommissioned explosive shell and finds out it's not quite as decommissioned as he thought. Hilarity ensues source: bc.ctvnews.ca \| share:	24

Wed June 16, 2021
		Britney Spears' latest hit? "Paint Me Baby One More Time" source: okwhatever.org \| share:	27
		Worst use of "game-changing" you will see today. Also, this article was not sponsored by Sierra Tequila...maybe source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	9
		Black labs matter source: indy100.com \| share:	38
		GB News has been on the air two days and has already offered the opinions of Mike Hunt and Mike Oxlong. Gene Masseth cruelly ignored yet again source: indy100.com \| share:	97
		Southwest grounds its fleet again source: nypost.com \| share:	3
		Manifest crashes on NBC, there will be no survivors source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	36

Tue June 15, 2021
		Ukraine displays some expert-level Twitter trolling by tweeting out a thanks to NATO for letting them join (they hadn't), just hours before Biden met with Putin source: politico.com \| share:	45
		Lin-Manuel Miranda has apologized for something source: npr.org \| share:	67

Mon June 14, 2021
		Unpopular Opinion: If you have to work excessive hours to be successful, you're not very good at what you're doing source: sfgate.com \| share:	56
		Next shortage of supplies and resulting massive price hikes will be for lubricants. No, not that kind source: cnn.com \| share:	48
(Some Guy)		This is important, you guys source: hitc.com \| share:	46
		Not giving the police free burgers? That's an arrestin' source: bbc.com \| share:	22
		We all hate long Twitter threads - but here's an interesting one (from November 2020) about how the Cretaceous period has lasting influences on American politics, especially the last 50 years of it. Yes, seriously source: twitter.com \| share:	27

Sun June 13, 2021
		Want that sweet wacky weed delivered to your doorstep? Why you must support slavery then source: salon.com \| share:	141

Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Guy)		Tonight the SRX debuts with their first race at a sold out Stafford Motor Speedway. Will you be entertained? Will Helio climb the fence if he wins? Will Tony Stewart and Paul Tracy fit in their cars? Coverage begins at 8pm ET on CBS source: srxracing.com \| share:	148
		Reset the clock: Austin edition source: cnn.com \| share:	183

Fri June 11, 2021
		Kristi Noem sends out campaign fundraiser invite announcing Reba McEntire's attendance. Reba: Y'all are crazy, I ain't attending sh*t source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	100
		Bitcoin versus the Volcano source: npr.org \| share:	18
		The Boss is teaming up with Misters Brightside source: nme.com \| share:	20
		Do you tip in cash or plastic? source: foodandwine.com \| share:	82

Thu June 10, 2021
		"Yo, Twitter says there's a car going the #wrongway on #I495 and #I66." "lol it's not just one car it's dozens of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯" source: fox5dc.com \| share:	25
		Well, to be fair, Bananas are the most portable fruit source: blogto.com \| share:	13
(Some Guy)		Another long meandering post about Twitter cancel culture. This one is kinda worth reading tho. Unreasonable people exist and maybe you shouldn't interact with them so much. There source: bendreyfuss.substack.com \| share:	69
		Rare Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos merchandise selling for huge amounts online. For example, her hairbrush just sold for nothing you know she didn't own one source: cnbc.com \| share:	103
		Luxembourg: Amazon, we're gonna hit you with the largest-ever fine for breaking EU privacy laws. Amazon: Oh, OK. We just made that much in the time you took a breath farts source: marketwatch.com \| share:	7
		Because you forgot to put the eggs in first? source: thetakeout.com \| share:	29
		Elizabeth Hurley turns 56 today yet it's the world who gets the presents source: msn.com \| share:	82
		Kid Rock slammed for using homophobic slur, writing 'Bawitaba' source: loudwire.com \| share:	69

Wed June 09, 2021
		If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan source: yahoo.com \| share:	41
		Beef Candy? I thought that was David Hasselhoff source: soranews24.com \| share:	6
		Tuition costs at the University of Texas soon to cover arenas built for guys to sit around and play video games source: kxan.com \| share:	71
		Fake outrage is making writers change lines in their books as petulant readers can't distinguish authors' opinions from those of their characters. "The submitter nodded knowingly at this sentiment, before musing at length on the amazingness of Duke" source: slate.com \| share:	39
		"I don't know why all these media companies thought the tech part of having a top-tier streaming service would be the easy part. Media companies have historically struggled to find and keep top tech talent" source: avclub.com \| share:	61
		Bitcoin is now legal tender in El Salvador source: globalnews.ca \| share:	57
		The NY Times knows about the watermelons growing on Mars, but they're trying to keep the truth from us by retracting their story source: indianexpress.com \| share:	22

Tue June 08, 2021
		Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets "surprise appearance" from former President Trump. She was in his house source: forbes.com \| share:	53
		Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	51
(Some Mook)		Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars source: flashbak.com \| share:	29
		The Verge uses Google Docs to report on internet outage but forgets to make document private. The internet does the rest source: metro.co.uk \| share:	20
		Breaking: the Internet source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	38
		Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile source: ibtimes.com \| share:	5

Mon June 07, 2021
		Rob Zombie confirms his next film will be remake of 'The Munsters' source: dreadcentral.com \| share:	77
		Twitter suspends whistleblower's account while the governor applauds source: wtxl.com \| share:	85
		Big Cereal responds to the John Oliver Challenge source: yahoo.com \| share:	52
		Random guy on Twitter: Jacob deGrom is cheating. Mets players on Twitter: LOL no source: twitter.com \| share:	29
		Are you constantly wondering if it's Bill Hader's birthday? Well, have I got the Twitter account for you. Also, it's Bill Hader's birthday source: twitter.com \| share:	39
(Some Guy)		Saturday El Salvador announced they would be putting forth legislation to make bitcoin legal tender. 48 hours later, Paraguay is up next to bat source: cryptobriefing.com \| share:	60
		Be careful what you tweet. It could cost you your job much later down the road source: msn.com \| share:	49

Sun June 06, 2021
		I'm beginning to think that these Fox News guys may not be fair and balanced after all source: msn.com \| share:	35
		Trump Pants scandal indeed the work of Antifa source: snopes.com \| share:	190

Sat June 05, 2021
		Restaurant posts a picture of a cheesesteak. Philly Twitter users- Do we need to send Gritty over to straighten you out? source: twitter.com \| share:	69
		Wolf no longer free to bay COVID conspiracy nonsense on Twitter source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	121
		In one post, Ted Cruz proves that he doesn't know how the 1st Amendment works, or that Twitter is a private corporation, or what the free market is source: twitter.com \| share:	107
		No, Donald Trump did not get back on Twitter a week ago without you noticing. Next on Fark Fact Check: Has Tom Grumbo-Jumbo taken over Tucker Carlson's time slot? source: usatoday.com \| share:	18
		How will that nice prince get me my money now? source: punchng.com \| share:	10

Fri June 04, 2021
		Apple will mandate employees work a minimum of three days per week in the office starting in September source: deadline.com \| share:	77
		Oh, there goes that rascal Elon, manipulating currencies again. C'mere, you applies headlock, gives noogie source: cnn.com \| share:	207
		Gym Jordan says a respected DOJ attorney is "too outspoken and critical of the GOP." Plus, she's a woman and we know how terrified Gymmy is of strong women source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com \| share:	36

Thu June 03, 2021
		Britain 2021 Best Shed competition features a lot of backyard boozers for some reason source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
		Glenn Greenwald starts a Twitter spat with Brian Stelter, who proves he's not just a stray cat or a runaway boy source: mediaite.com \| share:	104
		Not sure which is more troubling: a USAF airman wearing an unauthorized extremist patch, or that he's using floppy disks in conjunction with nuke security source: military.com \| share:	104
		Dr. Fauci in Feb 2020: All is well despite some crazy people in this world, also doing further research on whether masks are good or bad. GOP in June 2021: This is an outrage source: masslive.com \| share:	47
		Local man attacks what he imagines critical race theory to be source: foxnews.com \| share:	292
		Actual headline: Browns fan who enlisted athletes as 'references' did not land job with team source: fox8.com \| share:	2
		Google's chief diversity officer "apologizes" for suggesting that Jews ask themselves why they have an "insatiable appetite for war" in an email sent only to Jewish employees source: freebeacon.com \| share:	169
		You'll never guess who is telling rightwing media to run stories about Stolen Election. Ok, not telling. Asking. OK, OK, fine, not asking. Begging source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	63
		The son of a "billionaire" former POTUS doing cameos for $500 a pop isn't normal, but when he is a coke head it is source: queerty.com \| share:	108

Wed June 02, 2021
		Writer with basic opinion about Prince dares you to find him on Twitter, needs clicks desperately source: theringer.com \| share:	18
		Breaking: Asking price for Trump's Washington DC hotel source: queerty.com \| share:	69
		There is now evidence that Bicycle Repair Man is living in Japan source: soranews24.com \| share:	29
(Some Guy)		Rest in piece, NFTs. You were a stupid idea in the first place though source: protos.com \| share:	68
		Ocho Cinco es muy generoso, and thinks James Hardin is too much of a la gallina to play him at Fifa source: chron.com \| share:	4
		Truth be told, Tom Seaver never wore a durag. Uh Oh source: espn.com \| share:	45
		"Now, MyPillow claims that 'the MyPillow Guy' was not speaking for MyPillow when he gave speeches at MyPillow-sponsored rallies in Washington, D.C. or when he otherwise exploited election lies to market MyPillow products" source: salon.com \| share:	83
		Old man no longer blogs at clouds source: msn.com \| share:	177
		Another day, another hate crime in NYC source: npr.org \| share:	185

Tue June 01, 2021
		We're still waiting for the place where you can slam a beer like a Fark modamin source: soranews24.com \| share:	4
		June 1st is here, and that means it is time to ramp up the Aaron Rodgers trade speculation. Where will he suit up this year (or will he at all)? Link goes to SI trade rumors source: si.com \| share:	13
		Sportsnet's roster of 23 well-paid NHL experts all picked the Maple Leafs over the Canadiens in their playoff series. Groupthink, eh source: awfulannouncing.com \| share:	13
		Creepy 'humanoid' with long limbs and pale skin walks along bridge in dead of night, creeps out Indian locals thinking it's an alien. But the real question is where do people find terrible video cameras these days? source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	54
		Vindman's brother, who is a military prosecutor, would like to offer his services in prosecuting Flynn source: independent.co.uk \| share:	26
		"I eat 'NO' for breakfast," confirms Vice President Kamala Harris source: mediaite.com \| share:	61
		It's beans all the way down source: theverge.com \| share:	17

Mon May 31, 2021
		Tiny dogs are now wearing neon body armor with spikes because that's what it's come to source: indy100.com \| share:	19
		Elite coastal dweller has opinion about effect source: thehill.com \| share:	24

Sun May 30, 2021
		Jesus, or possibly Owl-Man, appears on toilet door in Glascow source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	51
		French Open releases statement that it doesn't care how good you are on the court, only that you do the media circus afterward or face a potential default source: espn.com \| share:	53
		2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now? source: nbcnews.com \| share:	342

Sat May 29, 2021
		Paul Soles, the voice of the 1967 animated Spiderman, has spun his last web source: metro.co.uk \| share:	54
		I'll have the quarter pounder with vaccine source: cantonrep.com \| share:	18
		Bill the Cat was the inspiration for The Weasel in "The Suicide Squad" source: gizmodo.com \| share:	22
		James Caan's Twitter account answers a question about who makes up the Mt. Rushmore of the 2010s in hip-hop. Guy thinks a social media manager has taken it over, and proceeds to find out source: twitter.com \| share:	60

Fri May 28, 2021
		A disturbing, viral Twitter thread reveals how AI-powered insurance can go wrong. Maybe AI needs a little more practice before getting into the game source: vox.com \| share:	15
		MTG condemns GOP for not defending her. Who does she think she is? Trump? source: msn.com \| share:	45
(Some Guy)		Some Guy made a detailed classical style map of the internet and gave FARK a small kingdom on bored bay bordering Reddit. Protect this space with your lives fellow farkers source: trendland.com \| share:	45
		People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page) source: express.co.uk \| share:	97
		Matt Gaetz tried to buy a 'yacht' had it repainted, then said the money was stolen once he'd wired it to the owner. Fark: Had already changed the name of the boat to 'Thirsty' source: wfla.com \| share:	124
		"'MAGA Caravan' Leader 'Pi Annon' Charged with Assaulting Police During Capitol Siege." MAGA Leader Pi Anon, Billy boy, Billy boy " source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	33
		Yes, we all knew Twitter blew already source: bbc.com \| share:	30
		Inside a locked buried safe they found... a cover for the Diesel Injector source: gizmodo.com.au \| share:	23

Thu May 27, 2021
(Stacker.com)		Subby ran across this when hate of The Seven Samurai ran rampant on Twitter today. One hundred of the best foreign films. [Subtitles: Your thoughts to the right] source: stacker.com \| share:	123
(Some Guy)		OK, Broomer source: myballard.com \| share:	20
(Some Guy)		Music columnist addresses "Eve Fartlow" nickname given to her by twitter trolls in new column. Somewhere Barbra Streisand shakes her head grimly source: thefocus.news \| share:	18
		Missing expectations throws a little shade on Dollar Tree source: marketwatch.com \| share:	5
		Another day, another guy with a GED in Molecular Biology getting owned on Twitter. Bonus: Nate Silver thinking random opinion statistics form a valuable conversation source: twitter.com \| share:	56
		Ugly-ass piebald squirrel spotted in Colorado source: upi.com \| share:	2

Wed May 26, 2021
		Subby is starting to wonder if Ted Cruz's Dad really IS involved with the JFK assassination source: yahoo.com \| share:	27
		Army of the Dead Pixels source: variety.com \| share:	74
		Richard Marx says Rand Paul's whining don't mean nothing source: news.avclub.com \| share:	42
		Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine source: bbc.co.uk \| share:	35
		Good source: huffpost.com \| share:	48
		The feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Kremlin Cruz is heating up source: deadline.com \| share:	18
		It has always been a challenge for CNN to find a person who can reliably go on TV several times a week to mop up after Republican politicians. Trying to use Santorum for that was just the latest in a long streak of stains on their credibility source: politico.com \| share:	35

Tue May 25, 2021
		Today's Dumb Baseball Injury: Cleveland pitcher Zach Plesac broke his thumb "aggressively" taking off his shirt in the clubhouse after a bad outing source: usatoday.com \| share:	13
		PSA: When you call to report a break in at your house it's not a good idea to have a dead body wrapped in a tarp behind your couch source: msn.com \| share:	27
(Some Guy)		MLB continues to get back to normal as fans brawl in bleachers of the Cardinals/White Sox game source: audacy.com \| share:	24
		A suspicious package is delivered to Ron Paul's house. He blames (a) Antifa, (b) The Squad, (c) 80s heart-throb Richard Marx source: politico.com \| share:	76
		Texas governor Greg Abbott names 'official compensating for something' of Texas source: chron.com \| share:	46
		PROTIP: To defeat the CAPTCHA, shoot at it until it dies source: vivirenremoto.github.io \| share:	10
		Car vaporware orders put on hold source: ibtimes.com \| share:	19
		Montana COVID kook renting out AirBnB only to the unvaccinated. Scary tag spending another summer vacation in self-isolation source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	9

Mon May 24, 2021
		Ricky Schroder? James Woods? Scott Baio? You'll have to be more specific source: cnn.com \| share:	82
		Call me old-fashioned, but, for some unexplained reason, Gay Thanos is trending heavily on social media. Maybe it's his nude calendar spread? source: queerty.com \| share:	28
		Flying across the country to tell an ex that they're the love of your life doesn't always work like the movies. Who would've thought? source: nypost.com \| share:	113

Sun May 23, 2021
		Lil Nas X's lil Nas X was at risk of exposure on SNL thanks to a wardrobe malfunction source: deadline.com \| share:	23
		Ivanka Trump in a fog over the guy who used to get coffee and do the Trump Organization finances source: huffpost.com \| share:	152

Sat May 22, 2021
		Trump's blog is not going well -- at all source: dailyboulder.com \| share:	164
		20-year-old Red Cross worker opens her arms to an exhausted Senegalese migrant. So of course she's getting hate online from MAGA types around the world source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	105
		Oh joy, another volcano source: theguardian.com \| share:	41

Fri May 21, 2021
		Tonight on Smackdown: Apollo Crews defends his Intercontinental Title vs Big E, K.O. & Sami? Who will emerge as champion? Also, can Roman finally get Jimmy Uso to acknowledge him? Plus, has anyone seen Sasha lately? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com \| share:	102
		Another benchmark met on turning real life into Snow Crash source: vice.com \| share:	58
		Bitcoin Bros attack Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman who said their digital Beanie Babies are nothing but a natural Ponzi scheme source: marketwatch.com \| share:	50
		Twitter asks: "What's the most high risk, low-reward thing you've ever done?", and you'll never guess who took a shot at an answer source: twitter.com \| share:	178
		"I am not removing my mask until this horrendous pollen season is over" source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	24

Thu May 20, 2021
		$68 million is still not enough to take the career-ending job that is Head Coach of the Detroit Lions source: usatoday.com \| share:	26
		Time to see if you are notable enough for a blue checkmark source: theverge.com \| share:	6
		Berserk has another Day of the Black Sun it won't recover from. Kentaro Miura passes away at 54 years young source: ign.com \| share:	33
		Happy birthday to the parts of Cher who are actually turning 75 today source: theguardian.com \| share:	14
		The whole Arizona "audit" has gone completely Outer Limits, and Republicans are attacking each other source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	130
		Much froth. Very ego. Many manipulation source: cnbc.com \| share:	2
		Singapore slings "correction direction" upon fake news disseminators like Facebook, Twitter, and forums, warns them not to let users refer to latest Covid-19 variant as the Singapore Strain source: straitstimes.com \| share:	2
		I mean, who doesn't want a Cher biopic? source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	26
		Aunt Pikachu, I choose you...to help rewrite Chile's constitution source: msn.com \| share:	16

Wed May 19, 2021
		You loved Band Of Brothers and The Pacific. A third tv series based on the American airforce in Europe during WW2 by the same guys is in production source: metro.co.uk \| share:	101
		Answer: "Fans of this genteel, intellectual trivia game show don't like stuck-up braggarts, even if they're winning its Tournament of Champions" source: foxnews.com \| share:	27
		Mass extinction, devastating sea level rise, unprecedented death from worsening heat waves: International climate agency warning or new GOP platform? Why not both? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	9

Tue May 18, 2021
		And now people are being racist to the cast of the iCarly reboot source: deadline.com \| share:	40