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Mon July 13, 2020
	Not content with just ignoring and silencing Fauci, Trump now starts a smear campaign source: businessinsider.com \| share:	47
	Just say no...to God source: politicalflare.com \| share:	61
	After one step forward, Houston leaders want to take two steps back, into lockdown source: marketwatch.com \| share:	31
(Some Guy)	IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old source: theregister.com \| share:	21
	Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers source: the-sun.com \| share:	33
	Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine" source: motherjones.com \| share:	51
	List of congressional nominees who claim they run as (R) but are actually (Q) source: axios.com \| share:	83

Sat July 11, 2020
	Strong letter to follow source: nypost.com \| share:	19
	'Walking Dead' writer says he was "treated like crap" while working for Marvel. Wait until he hears how the AMC Network treats its showrunners source: aiptcomics.com \| share:	35
	Linus Torvalds, Master of Linux, signs off on new names for all you slaves source: zdnet.com \| share:	65
	One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason source: friendlyatheist.patheos.com \| share:	76
	Walmart+ to rival Amazon Prime. Benefits include not having to dress up to go shopping source: businessinsider.com \| share:	62
	If you are even remotely surprised by this revelation, we'd like to offer you a great deal on a historical transportation landmark that spans the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn source: msn.com \| share:	34
	Trump campaign actively discourages staff from discussing Coronavirus, wearing masks, or admitting they're sick source: politicususa.com \| share:	60

Fri July 10, 2020
	Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	12
	This can't be true. I was told that the KKK are democrats source: gizmodo.com \| share:	62
	Photo of Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz gets immortalized in memes as 'Beavis and Butt-Head' source: dailydot.com \| share:	66
	"TikTok Takes on Crypto With Dogecoin Soaring 40% in 24 Hours.' Throw in covid and Donnie and you've got your 2020 BINGO source: msn.com \| share:	7
	In case you've always wanted Aaron Rodgers frozen in carbonite source: jsonline.com \| share:	2
	He's gonna do it source: cnn.com \| share:	85
	Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat source: goodnewsnetwork.org \| share:	6

Thu July 09, 2020
	Bill Nye, the Tik-Tok video coroanavirus science mask wearing guy source: cnet.com \| share:	6
	Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye source: msn.com \| share:	42
	In today's episode of TwitterTubbies, frustrated toddler lashes out at best friend for not doing what best friend was in fact doing source: politico.com \| share:	49
	Tiny-Brained Charlatan is having a mental break on Twitter right now. Munches popcorn source: threadreaderapp.com \| share:	88
	Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please source: wcbs880.radio.com \| share:	14
(Some Guy)	Has the coronavirus pandemic put your friendships on pause? Or even destroyed some? source: lioness.substack.com \| share:	14
	Museums: BUTT FIGHT source: nerdist.com \| share:	21
	Renowned political analyst agrees that Biden should not debate Trump source: foxnews.com \| share:	73
	No mask, no civility, no job source: nypost.com \| share:	101
	OANN "correspondent" Jack Priapism is a white supremacist (Headline fixed) source: splcenter.org \| share:	131

Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)	The 10 types of movies posters to the left, perfectly cromulent farksplaining to the right source: humansoftumblr.com \| share:	20
(Patrick MaBarker)	Melvin Gordon says Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes is 'worth every dime,' while Dion Lewis disagrees, says more like $502,999,999.80 or $502,999,999.90, tops source: clutchpoints.com \| share:	3
	Man who posted video of Costco Ken noted that he has become a depository of Florida Man-centric videos, won't release his Fark handle source: news-press.com \| share:	65
	People have some strong opinions about a group of intellectuals, artists and reactionaries who don't like being criticized on Twitter source: nytimes.com \| share:	65
	Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	39
	Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk \| share:	29
	Just how many eBay employees does it take to cyberstalk a couple? source: bostonglobe.com \| share:	11
	I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend source: nypost.com \| share:	30
	Facebook bans owl porn. Twice source: bbc.com \| share:	49
	MLS Wednesday night season opening is cancelled due COVID positive players source: cnn.com \| share:	12
	Comics legend Bill Sienkiewicz gets turned down by "Dilbert" creator/aggrieved white man Scott Adams to do draw-off challenge for charity, which is a bit like Leonardo Da Vinci getting turned down by that kid in "Raising Arizona" who draws FART source: cbr.com \| share:	42

Tue July 07, 2020
	Ellen Degeneres has fallen off a roof while rock-climbing in New Zealand with Jeff Goldblum source: mediaite.com \| share:	25
	Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right? source: soranews24.com \| share:	62
	Desean Jackson is the next contestant on "Is it CTE or just asshole?" source: sfgate.com \| share:	33
	Ricky Gervais and Steve Carrell hosting a The Office podcast with Billie Eilish, who must have played Toby or something source: nme.com \| share:	21
	Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro: Well... this is awkward source: cnn.com \| share:	109
	Twitter mocks the Washington Post for referring to Ennio Morricone as composer of the ah-ee-ah-ee-ah' theme, comes up with similar tributes source: foxnews.com \| share:	56
	Good: Police using bodycams. Not so much: Forgetting to erase the footage before reselling them on eBay source: hackread.com \| share:	7
	Maxwell and Epstein pimping out underage girls was an open secret among American elites as far back as 2011 source: lawandcrime.com \| share:	121
	Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere source: irishpost.com \| share:	14
	Giant "human-sized" bat from the Philippines leaves the Internets horrified source: sciencealert.com \| share:	65

Mon July 06, 2020
	Right wing media outlets published op-eds by fake "Middle East experts" as part of a propaganda campaign by the United Arab Emirates source: thedailybeast.com \| share:	21
	Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown source: soranews24.com \| share:	9
	Here's what a Kardashian-West White House will look like when Kanye is elected in November source: dailydot.com \| share:	54
	"Woman who made racist remarks in video faces separate charge." No not that one. Not that one, either. Think older source: kron4.com \| share:	57
	The sudden presence of GOP figures on Parler has caused concern that the social media platform may just become a right-wing version of the "safe space" culture they widely mock, with plenty of MAGA stars, but few big names from across the ideological spectrum source: politico.com \| share:	103
	Relax, everyone, Kanye West missed the registration deadlines for his presidential bid source: nme.com \| share:	181

Sat July 04, 2020
	Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet source: deadline.com \| share:	116
	Mate, this is a Wendy's innit source: inews.co.uk \| share:	20
	Cronk only pawn in game of beverage source: theguardian.com \| share:	16
	If they're going to rename the Washington Redskins, these are the likeliest contenders source: cnn.com \| share:	89
	All the private search engines that don't track users, take one step forward. Not so fast, DuckDuckGo source: hackread.com \| share:	27

Fri July 03, 2020
	"What is Q-Anon," as explained by the deep state controlled media at CNN source: cnn.com \| share:	61
(Some Guy)	Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues source: themanc.com \| share:	11

Thu July 02, 2020
	Not news: Tennessee mayor votes on mask ordinance. News: Mayor votes no. Fark: It's WWE's Kane, who is famous for wearing a mask source: loudwire.com \| share:	56
	Australian Made, a branding initiative to denote products made in Australia, rebrands itself with new logo supposed to represent a wattle but which unfortunately resembles a coronavirus. AU HELL NO source: creativebloq.com \| share:	14
	No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	3
	The World Sports Photography Awards 2020 are in, and we are lucky they judge photos from 2019 source: theguardian.com \| share:	3
	How does Trump see the world? Here is an analysis of the 46 Twitter accounts that Trump follows on social media source: cnet.com \| share:	26
	Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail source: yahoo.com \| share:	12
	What Trump's Twitter and Clinton's sax have in common (besides the copious drool) source: wired.com \| share:	28
	Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher source: nytimes.com \| share:	26
	Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind source: yahoo.com \| share:	82

Wed July 01, 2020
	Trump disheartened to learn that just because he appointed them, he doesn't own them source: nbcnews.com \| share:	28
	That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role source: npr.org \| share:	82
	Perhaps auditioning for his next job as a stringer for "Variety", Trump takes a break from his day job of presidentin' during a pandemic to play amateur TV ratings analyst on Twitter source: thehill.com \| share:	18
	CEO of conservative Twitter competitor Parler says he will ban users who write potty words. However the N-word and several racist words for Asians? Totally okay source: gizmodo.com \| share:	45
	Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went source: yahoo.com \| share:	107
	People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely source: iflscience.com \| share:	64
	Cardi B accused of plagiarism, gets into Twitter spat with her accuser source: nme.com \| share:	38
	Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition source: wxyz.com \| share:	209
	Lili Reinhart apologizes for using topless photo to 'demand justice' for Breonna Taylor. The only apology necessary is that it is not included with the article source: usmagazine.com \| share:	29
	Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food source: pennlive.com \| share:	16

Tue June 30, 2020
	Thisisfine.jpg: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help source: cnn.com \| share:	60
	The CEO of Parler wants you liberals to know that he's not running a far-Right hate site and you should all sign up now to have deeply thoughtful and civil conversations about creative ways to use the N word and good deals on Bubba rope source: cnbc.com \| share:	128
	Brandi Glanville posts photo of her kissing Denise Richards, and you've already gone and clicked the link, right. I could literally post anything here. Hello? source: pagesix.com \| share:	43
	Fearless or Foolhardy? AOC picks a fight with AIPAC, threatening to withhold US aid to Israel over Annexation source: politico.com \| share:	116
	Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn source: nypost.com \| share:	37
	South Korea gets all the cool food. Case in point: Green Onion Chex cereal source: thetakeout.com \| share:	16
	Liverpool's 30 year journey to to the Premier League title source: theguardian.com \| share:	1
	Fark. Faaaark. Farkity-fark-fark. Fark, that's nasty source: news.avclub.com \| share:	89

Mon June 29, 2020
	Parler: Freeze Peach. Also Parler: Get lost, Farkers source: techdirt.com \| share:	88
	Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down source: cnn.com \| share:	24
	Gym Jordan says, what is it Justice Roberts? Next thing you know, I'll lose my right to watch children be molested source: bipartisanreport.com \| share:	37
	Are you Doomscrolling? You might be doing it right now source: arstechnica.com \| share:	26
	Hoboken to get its own navy submarine to take aim at NYC source: wcbs880.radio.com \| share:	14
	Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell source: cnbc.com \| share:	24
	White House admits Trump's supporters are white supremacists source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	109
	The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it source: ca.style.yahoo.com \| share:	11
	Why ە👽Î glitches Gmail, YouTube, Twitter, dna ylbissop ʎonɹ qɹoʍsǝɹ source: bleepingcomputer.com \| share:	3
	Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay source: mediaite.com \| share:	108
	Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch source: military.com \| share:	105
	Russia's bounty game directly resulted in the death of several U.S. troops source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	153

Sun June 28, 2020
	Lost Romero film returns from the, uh, from being misplaced source: news.avclub.com \| share:	10
	Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken? source: fark.com \| share:	118
	Director Josh Trank has been talking with fans on Twitter about his Fantastic Four movie. It hasn't been going well source: cbr.com \| share:	51

Sat June 27, 2020
	Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea source: reuters.com \| share:	63
	Let's take a peek at the TOS for having an account on Parler, shall we? Oh, here's a good one: "user shall agree to pay Parler's legal bills if it gets sued over their posts" source: huffpost.com \| share:	126

Fri June 26, 2020
	Quick, someone ask Trump if the parents of toddlers from his video are doing a good job. If you notice this article is from Advocate you might know where Subby is going with this source: advocate.com \| share:	32
	Unilever ratchets up the pressure on the social medias by dropping advertising on twitter and facebook source: reuters.com \| share:	14
	Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing source: axios.com \| share:	59
	It's really a bit surprising it's taken this long to do it source: cnbc.com \| share:	29
	"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage source: electrek.co \| share:	35
	A thong? There's no thongs in golfing source: nypost.com \| share:	19
	Facebook warns users that old news is not exciting source: theverge.com \| share:	13
	Don't worry, he was only pretending source: msn.com \| share:	88
	New Jersey cop caught mocking the death of George Floyd could soon be your bartender or roofer source: nypost.com \| share:	80
	MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up source: thebulwark.com \| share:	87

Thu June 25, 2020
	Tired of having their evil censored, right-wingers are dumping Twitter and moving on to a more cooperative app, Parler, which is a sort of "Twitter for Tools" if you will source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	95
	Thank god for fark source: wired.com \| share:	7
	Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped) source: thecut.com \| share:	58
	Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it? source: fark.com \| share:	48
	Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again source: yahoo.com \| share:	91
	Seems the burn unit is handling the Ottawa Health twitter account source: twitter.com \| share:	14
	Devin Nunes cannot sue Twitter over a fake cow judge ruuuuuules source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	53
	Bing's death ruled a suicide, a Google search reports nervously source: pagesix.com \| share:	75

Wed June 24, 2020
	Ukraine's official tourism account calls out bullshiat from Russia's official Twitter account, also wants to know where the child support payments are source: twitter.com \| share:	14
	This Comic-Con exclusive Dennis Nedry figure is essential for fans of Jurassic Park, Seinfeld, and Wayne Knight source: io9.gizmodo.com \| share:	15
	Today's formerly beloved creator now revealed to be a sexual predator: Chris Avellone. No word if the Fallout from treating humans like Prey means he'll be in Torment for the Dying Light of his career source: rockpapershotgun.com \| share:	24
	Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle source: cbsnews.com \| share:	326
	Six-word Sci-Fi: Imagine an apocalypse with a happy ending source: wired.com \| share:	35
	Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk source: politico.com \| share:	21
	Twitter permanently bans unfunny alt-right meme account source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	12

Tue June 23, 2020
	Hamilton had to give two farks to be allowed on Disney+ source: ign.com \| share:	34
	Trump is in Twitter timeout again source: twitter.com \| share:	61
	Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact source: cnbc.com \| share:	14
	Square's not playing fair, in fact they're being a bit obtuse on their payments source: nytimes.com \| share:	5
	Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	138
	Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail source: thehill.com \| share:	51
	First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what? source: foxnews.com \| share:	181
	Alan Dershowitz has been having a one-sided conversation with an unknown accuser all day on Twitter source: twitter.com \| share:	97

Mon June 22, 2020
	Based on common usage, Twitter reclassifies "#WhiteLivesMatter" as K-pop trend. Some users further riffed on it "by saying the Pillsbury Doughboy, stormtroopers from Star Wars and endangered white tigers were on the receiving end of disrespect" source: forbes.com \| share:	3
	Trump's walk of shame has become a meme - captioned, amended, set to music - just for our enjoyment source: theguardian.com \| share:	87
	Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf source: espn.com \| share:	27
	Croatian tennis player Borna Coric tests positive for Covid. Oh, and he played in the Adria Tour exhibition tournament at the weekend source: theguardian.com \| share:	18
	Joe Rogan in trouble for being a Joe Rogan source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	120
	An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct caught on video during the protests in a single twitter thread. When this was greenlit 18 days ago, he was up to 238. It is now up to 597 incidents, and still counting source: twitter.com \| share:	74
	Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism source: 1010wins.radio.com \| share:	139
	Pro-Trump reporter wears mask to Trump rally, gets booed and catcalled by Storm Trumpers and has to justify her decision source: mediaite.com \| share:	48
	Zack Snyder's first teaser for his Justice League cut reminds us the film can get worse source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	78
	Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33
	Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping source: metro.co.uk \| share:	33
	Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors source: wired.com \| share:	5

Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)	NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife source: bluevirginia.us \| share:	132
	It appears that God has rendered His verdict about the Tulsa rally source: washingtontimes.com \| share:	55

Sat June 20, 2020
	Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next source: hindustantimes.com \| share:	12
	EX-TER-MIN-ATE...the newly redesigned Dalek... EX-TER-MIN-ATE source: creativebloq.com \| share:	92
	Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies source: foxnews.com \| share:	33
	So, just how bad of a candidate do you have to be if your own campaign manager doesn't even vote for you? Let's ask Donald Trump source: cbsnews.com \| share:	40

Fri June 19, 2020
	"'We have a window into his cognitive process already.' That would be Twitter" source: wired.com \| share:	65
	When the game doesn't give you meat for a hit sandwich, you might have to pool your tools and rap up choice number two source: soranews24.com \| share:	2
	Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	40
	Former reality TV star-turned-far right political figure with a long history of racist and anti-immigration views finally banned from Twitter source: consent.yahoo.com \| share:	86
	Twitter adds warning that Trump tweet was "manipulated media" source: nydailynews.com \| share:	44
	Oh good, he's threatening protestors on Twitter source: twitter.com \| share:	240
	Kellogg: Ha ha isn't it whimsical to photoshop giant Cheez-its into video chat backgrounds? Twitter: Sure is Kellogg: No not like that source: twitter.com \| share:	14

Thu June 18, 2020
	Scientists find coronavirus to be nanosponge worthy source: kpbs.org \| share:	2
	Massive 7.4 magnitude earthquake rocks New Zealand. Orcs everywhere source: mirror.co.uk \| share:	57
	Republican authors legislation to get himself and other Republican politicians banned from social media source: gizmodo.com \| share:	34
	New survey finds that 67% of respondents expect that their work-from-home policies will become permanent source: businessinsider.com \| share:	46
	But her emails, too: Ivankaboogaloo source: yahoo.com \| share:	65
	Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob source: mediaite.com \| share:	128
	You remember Robert Fuller? One of the five black men last week who 'committed suicide' by hanging themselves from a tree in public? Yeah, deputies just killed his half brother. Bonus: They nearly killed the woman he supposedly kidnapped source: abc7.com \| share:	182
	Aubrey Huff's proposal is acceptable source: the-sun.com \| share:	46
	Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image] source: mysanantonio.com \| share:	73

Wed June 17, 2020
	Trump on Twitter: MY companies haven't asked for a penny in relief funds. Trump Golf Club to Palm Beach County : we can has a bailout and not pay our rent? source: palmbeachpost.com \| share:	37
	Fark-ready headline: SDG&E Worker Fired Over Alleged Racist Gesture Says He Was Cracking Knuckles source: nbcsandiego.com \| share:	105
	McDonalds' took awhile to make your McMuffin? They are trying to poison me because I'm a cop source: towleroad.com \| share:	142
	DOJ to announce plans to break the internet source: engadget.com \| share:	82
	Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city source: theglobeandmail.com \| share:	20
	Well, this is terrifying source: huffpost.com \| share:	137
	The world's most delusional Craigslist ads source: boredpanda.com \| share:	14
	What important person or thing would you make a statue of? source: theguardian.com \| share:	47
	39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark source: wave3.com \| share:	153
	Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	105

Tue June 16, 2020
	Ah, the old "her breasts were so big that there's no way I could have gotten my arms around her" defense source: washingtonian.com \| share:	51
	OSU coach SRY after people were all WTF over him wearing OAN shirt source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	37
	There was no mention of hamsters or elderberries source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	20
	Obama to hold joint fundraiser for Biden next week. Man, if someone does a funyuns fundraiser at the same time, they'll clean up source: abcnews.go.com \| share:	13
	Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients source: nbcnews.com \| share:	22
	So some guy in Kentucky is on Twitter claiming that he invented Florida Man. Seems legit source: twitter.com \| share:	42
	I don't want her, you can have her, she's to .... ahh the hell with it, I'm done with the sexy time. Diego the tortoise with the "species saving sex drive" has been put out to pasture source: bbc.com \| share:	12
	In the worst take ever on white privilege, a megachurch pastor wants to call it 'White Blessing" bc slavery built the framework of this country source: towleroad.com \| share:	75
	Wireless carriers, social media networks experienced major outages today across US. So let's play Conspiracy Speculation, the game whole families fight over source: thedenverchannel.com \| share:	37

Mon June 15, 2020
	Jon Stewart called Trump a malevolent Mr. Magoo. He does occasionally get helped by Ivanka. The blonde leading the blind source: thehill.com \| share:	39
	Michael "Weiner" aka Savage to interview President Dumbass aka Moron aka Halfwit source: thehill.com \| share:	37
	It turns out Trump decided to withdraw almost 10,000 troops from Germany because someone slighted his ambassador, who is a yuge Trump supporter. The military brass was not consulted source: spiegel.de \| share:	77
	White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony" source: mediaite.com \| share:	55
	Loyal NorthStar Horizon users patiently waiting for their new console upgrades have their hopes dashed again by KFC, bastards source: cnet.com \| share:	5
	Simpsons did it. And now you can too source: kotaku.com \| share:	11
	Trump campaign says it will give temperature checks, masks to rally attendees source: thehill.com \| share:	128
	Stephen King: "The best novel idea I never wrote (and probably never will) is 'I JASON', the first-person narrative of Jason Voorhees, and his hellish fate: killed over and over again at Camp Crystal Lake. What a hellish, existential fate" source: ew.com \| share:	40
	Chalk Art Charlene wants you to know that she's very very sorry that she got caught on video and called out for being a racist source: cbsnews.com \| share:	94
	FDA withdraws emergency use authorization for coronavirus treatment drugs promoted by Trump because of safety issues source: thehill.com \| share:	87
	Trump says he won't watch NFL or soccer if players kneel during national anthem; Roger Goodell may have to let him go source: masslive.com \| share:	22

Sun June 14, 2020
	Today is Donald Trump's birthday, so of course #BestPresidentEver is trending on Twitter source: twitter.com \| share:	99
	Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone source: en.wikipedia.org \| share:	77
	'Mighty Fine Burgers' appears to be owned by 'mighty fine people' source: austin.eater.com \| share:	27

Sat June 13, 2020
	Algorithm developer: We can detect female orgasms. Internet: If a woman wants to fake, let her fake source: bbc.com \| share:	47
	Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy to the left. Add yours to the right source: themarysue.com \| share:	53
	Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report" source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	39

Fri June 12, 2020
	Another passionate entitled white woman, railroaded by our liberal cancel culture just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel source: businessinsider.com \| share:	70
	Christ, what an asshole source: standard.co.uk \| share:	67
	Four conspiracy theory experts weigh in on how the 5G coronavirus conspiracy theory began. At least, that's what they want you to believe source: theconversation.com \| share:	15
	Twitter's newest trick relies on tracking even more of your clicks. You won't believe what happens next source: wired.com \| share:	19
	Majority of Americans now support NFL players' right to protest. What once drew criticism will be a breeze source: sports.yahoo.com \| share:	27
	Head of the Russian space agency is bitter about SpaceX. There, there. There, there. It can't be that bad. Putin just sent you a bottle of vodka and it has a beautiful glow source: arstechnica.com \| share:	35
	We've seen crappy statues coming down all week. Here's pics of a bunch of awesome statues that deserve to stay around forever source: god.dailydot.com \| share:	33

Thu June 11, 2020
	Annual Mayfly hatch from the upper Mississippi River gets picked up by weather radar source: fox9.com \| share:	38
(Some Guy)	Behold the shiatty power of social media source: mymcmedia.org \| share:	64
	CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks source: nypost.com \| share:	96
(Some Guy)	Remember how the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012? Well, some Poindexters did the math and found it's set to end on June 21, 2020. Been nice knowing all of ya source: tweaktown.com \| share:	189
	Android phones now being crashed by, checks again, wallpaper? source: futurism.com \| share:	18
	Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury agree to 'biggest fight in British boxing history,' which is kinda like claiming you're the best alpine slalom skier in the state of Nebraska source: news.sky.com \| share:	13
	"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition source: fox5ny.com \| share:	36
	Over the past 48 hours, the Fox News show belonging to the the sentient Klan hood that controls Tucker Carlson has lost five major advertisers. Elmo last seen giggling in the corner source: mediamatters.org \| share:	47
	The Red Sox issued a response to Torii Hunter's claims of racial abuse at Fenway Park: 'This is real.' Having lived there I can assure you that Boston is the most racist city in the country source: boston.com \| share:	34

Wed June 10, 2020
	Maryland Lawmakers would like to replace the existing bust of one MD-born Supreme Court justice currently on display in the US Capitol's Statuary Hall with another, swapping Roger Taney, author the "Dredd Scott" decision, with, say Thurgood Marshall source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	23
	Does it make it ok if Trump phrases his factually incorrect tweets as a rhetorical question? I'm just speculating, putting it out there? source: washingtonpost.com \| share:	47
	For decades the NRA has warned of police crackdowns and the rise of fascism. So where the f*ck are they now? source: motherjones.com \| share:	115
	OANN in an internal civil war over the "report" where they claimed an old guy fell and hit his head for the ANTIFA cause source: washingtonexaminer.com \| share:	123
	Creator of ABC's "The Goldbergs" has been writing a "Goonies II: Never Say Die" script for nine years and will get a chance to pitch it to Richard Donner source: ign.com \| share:	54
	Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020 source: apnews.com \| share:	10
	Fact check: Martin Gugino does not own a police scanner or any device that can "black out" equipment source: bbc.com \| share:	68
	The legal saga of the attorney who sued his dry cleaner over lost pants fifteen years ago for $54 million has finally concluded source: abovethelaw.com \| share:	78
	Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think source: techcrunch.com \| share:	23

Tue June 09, 2020
	Twitter is finally fact-checking 5G/Coronavirus conspiracy claims. LGT "No, you dumbass" page. Tag is for how long they took to get around to it source: twitter.com \| share:	26
	I'm Brad, here in the BA Test Kitchen, and today on 'It's Alive' we're making: drama source: variety.com \| share:	19
(Some Guy)	Old and Busted: Baby Yoda. New hotness: Baby Darth Maul source: nerdbot.com \| share:	4
	Dez Bryant calls out Jerry Jones, Jason Witten for protest absences. "It is unclear if Bryant attended any protests across the country" source: nypost.com \| share:	19
	Weber State soccer player faces grilling after video shows he's more of a soccer hooligan source: abc4.com \| share:	26
	Greenlight the mistake, bury the rest - here's what happens when police and Twitter mobs fark up and ruin your life source: nymag.com \| share:	76
	Group of white men in the UK try to pull toppled statue of slave owner Edward Colston from Bristol Harbour in a metaphor for white supremacist incels everywhere source: metro.co.uk \| share:	64
	Liberty U. student to Falwell: "You can't say this is a Christian university, but then everything that comes out your mouth is about Trump" source: nytimes.com \| share:	50
	College students think it would be 'cute' to draw swastikas on themselves and post photos to social media. Narrator: "They thought wrong" source: algemeiner.com \| share:	94
	Along with his presidency, Trump's dream of opening up relations with North Korea has also collapsed source: reuters.com \| share:	40

Mon June 08, 2020
	So Long-gated Man source: hollywoodreporter.com \| share:	77
	Ivanka Trump's "discomfort and uncertainty" supercut. Ouch source: huffpost.com \| share:	95
	Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	45
	George Conway asks for new #Trumpslogans, Twitter delivers: "Not Everyone Died", "I alone can fix what I alone did", "Putin America First" source: huffpost.com \| share:	77
	Chris Wallace calls out the acting secretary of DHS for being a f*cking moron source: crooksandliars.com \| share:	25
	Go Fund Yourself source: variety.com \| share:	53
	There's no such thing as a green star. So why do some galaxies appear green? source: forbes.com \| share:	30

Sun June 07, 2020
(Some Guy)	Crossfit CEO takes never shutting up to extreme source: footwearnews.com \| share:	16
	Black firefighter, on duty and in uniform, is accosted by cops with weapons drawn source: wpri.com \| share:	139
	What the Robert Ludlum is this unholy sh**? Woman thrown into an unmarked van, and bystanders warned, "You follow us, and you will be shot. You understand me?" source: sandiegouniontribune.com \| share:	252
	So if you're a reporter and law enforcement slashed your rental car's tires in retaliation on video, can your rental company sue for damages? source: slate.com \| share:	136
	QAnon learns that you never start a meme war with Asia source: mediamatters.org \| share:	141
	We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump? source: businessinsider.com \| share:	22
	Well, someone's trying hard for a promotion in the administration source: politico.com \| share:	40

Sat June 06, 2020
	Only two? source: buzzfeednews.com \| share:	60
	And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately source: msn.com \| share:	59
	Feign_empathy.exe source: mashable.com \| share:	38
	FAIR does a FTFY for corporate captured media's misreporting on the protests and racist police violence source: fair.org \| share:	61

Fri June 05, 2020
	Protest planned for....wait, is that the Hall of farking Justice from the Justice League?? source: gwinnettdailypost.com \| share:	44
	The stairway to heaven is made of pizza source: boredpanda.com \| share:	25
	FacebooKKK source: vanityfair.com \| share:	49
	Of course, a woman who hates democracy and the US "homo-empire" now holds a post in the White House source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	67
	The White House is angry that the First Lady is tweeting calls for peace and understanding instead of crushing your enemies' bones into dust source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	88
	Category 5 twitstorm incoming source: politico.com \| share:	76
	Musk does not have legal authority to break up Amazon source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	9
	Police face no repercussions for lying about protesters source: nbcnews.com \| share:	84
	Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory source: politico.com \| share:	46
	Trump's former Chief of Staff John Kelly says Trump has lost his memory and his mind source: politicususa.com \| share:	51
	Downloading this photo of Glacier National Park to your Android phone may cause it to crash. To be fair, the photo is of the same spot used for the opening shot of The Shining source: popularmechanics.com \| share:	15

Thu June 04, 2020
	An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct during the protests in a single twitter thread. Nearly every incident is on video. He's up to 238 and still counting source: twitter.com \| share:	217
	Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob source: inquisitr.com \| share:	17
	Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous source: theguardian.com \| share:	8
	Zuckerbot says Facebook will block ads from state-controlled media outlets, neglects to add most trollbot farms are not direct arms of the state source: cnbc.com \| share:	16
	What ever a Jake Paul is has been charged by police for allegedly participating in a 'riot' source: theverge.com \| share:	17
	Another Virginian Confederate statue is removed, this time in Alexandria source: wset.com \| share:	64
	Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective source: retractionwatch.com \| share:	10
	Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity source: nypost.com \| share:	45
	It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest source: nbcnews.com \| share:	192
	These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin source: themarysue.com \| share:	32
	Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors source: sacramento.cbslocal.com \| share:	49
	Lindsay Graham thinks it is "unfair" how for the last three-and-a-half years Trump has been held up to the standards of a U.S. president source: axios.com \| share:	78
	The story of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, a couple of swell guys just making up pranks and not-at-all creepy lowlifes with a creepy agenda source: salon.com \| share:	44
	10-year-old girl plays every part of a Rage Against the Machine song to raise money for Black Lives Matter source: guitarworld.com \| share:	18
	NRA has apparently 'forgotten' to rise up against tyrannical government source: theshovel.com.au \| share:	416
	Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream source: mcall.com \| share:	5
	Actual headline: Spanish porn star who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom source: finance.yahoo.com \| share:	88
	Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always source: news.avclub.com \| share:	57
	Trump freaks out over Mattis statement." I gave him a new life" then I really enjoyed firing him, which btw Obama did too source: axios.com \| share:	62

Wed June 03, 2020
	Fark NotNewsletter: How Trump's Twitter tantrum affects Fark source: fark.com \| share:	74
	Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well source: politico.com \| share:	17
	Snooker LUCA Brecel is through to the next round of the...look, I'll be honest here. I just wanted to add to the anagram trifecta in the queue source: skysports.com \| share:	17
	49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now? source: sportingnews.com \| share:	23
	The Rupert Murdoch-owned NY Post is blowing the dog-whistles so hard the subterranean cave-dogs living beneath Mars just perked up their ears source: nypost.com \| share:	68
	Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net source: thehour.com \| share:	37
	The nation of Israel has decided to argue with God. On Twitter source: twitter.com \| share:	98
	A man, charged with no crime, has been convicted by the Twitter fingers of the President of the United States source: thegrio.com \| share:	57
	Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen source: theroot.com \| share:	99
	Kelly Clarkson: "Just curious.... where are all the 'free speechers' on this? You know, the ones that constantly defend the first amendment but only use this defense when it serves their purpose? I'll wait....' " source: usatoday.com \| share:	58
	LAPD uses UCLA's Jackie Robinson Stadium as a field jail for those protesting that George Floyd wasn't respected as a human being source: nbcnews.com \| share:	37
	Trump bets his presidency on a 'silent majority'. Yep, in the age of Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, tik-tok etc, he's betting that there is a vast swathe of politcally engaged voters who are silently biding their time till Election Day source: politico.com \| share:	78
	Let's see what happens when we create a Twitter account that simply parrots the president's postings. Oh, my... That banninated quickly source: twitter.com \| share:	96
	Dick Wolf fires Law & Order writer over racist alt-right Facebook post. DUN DUN source: themarysue.com \| share:	57
	Don Henley wants copyright law modified to protect music, Eagles stuff, pointing out current rules are a" relic of a MySpace era in a TikTok world" ensuring Congress will have no idea what he's talking about source: apnews.com \| share:	53

Tue June 02, 2020
	If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you source: foxbusiness.com \| share:	34
	In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada source: patheos.com \| share:	1
	How do you do, fellow Antifas? source: edition.cnn.com \| share:	56
	Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway source: theverge.com \| share:	20
	FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for source: newsweek.com \| share:	77
	LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands source: abc7.com \| share:	55
	Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎ source: cnbc.com \| share:	90
	"Activision postpones new Call of Duty content so protestors can 'be seen and heard'". Because why watch the military in action in a video game when you can see the real thing on the news source: theverge.com \| share:	12
	Agent provocateurs on my social media? It's more likely than you think source: nbcnews.com \| share:	49
	U.S. police have attacked journalists more than 100 times in the past four days source: niemanlab.org \| share:	61
	Former Reddit CEO: You gleefully helped build this monster, now fark off with your Black Lives (suddenly) Matter crocodile tears source: mashable.com \| share:	39
	UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106 source: bbc.com \| share:	2
	After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle source: marketwatch.com \| share:	4
	Dick's limper than expected. What, you were expecting deep, hard-hitting journalism? source: marketwatch.com \| share:	10
	Would it surprise anyone to know that the rioters were encouraged by a Unite the Right group and not antifa? source: news.yahoo.com \| share:	66
	Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump source: thehill.com \| share:	82
	Matt Gaetz is the second politician to earn the Twitter Violence Glorifying Badge after suggesting "antifa" should be hunted down. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy source: theverge.com \| share:	59
	Police scanner apps are really popular right now for some reason source: techcrunch.com \| share:	29

Mon June 01, 2020
	National Geographic makes a copyright claim against NASA for having NASA created footage on the NASA YouTube channel. Where is Buzz Aldrin when you need him? source: arstechnica.com \| share:	18
	Who said Trump wasn't a uniter? He's got the worst authoritarian leaders in the world coming together to take the moral high ground from the US source: politico.com \| share:	23
	It turns out reports of tiger released from zoo during Oakland protests are about as credible as those of Tiger King being released back into the wild any time soon source: inquisitr.com \| share:	26
	Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass source: nytimes.com \| share:	97
	The Oracle of Twitter spoke in 2012, a finger on a monkey's paw curled, and here we are in 2020 source: twitter.com \| share:	38
	NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	80
	Bill Barr is already working on blaming Trump's future crimes on others. Crime time source: talkingpointsmemo.com \| share:	46
	Coronavirus causing millennials to favor suburban life over the city, their crippling debt and inability to purchase property have yet to comment on the situation source: inquisitr.com \| share:	98
	The white guy who set fire to Nashville's historic courthouse appears to have 3% tattoo on his wrist because of course he does source: heavy.com \| share:	98
	Zuckerdroids are not pleased with the MCP's decision to leave Donnie's "when the looting starts..." post online source: cnbc.com \| share:	35
	Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend source: 9news.com.au \| share: