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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Dick Wolf fires Law & Order writer over racist alt-right Facebook post. DUN DUN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don Henley wants copyright law modified to protect music, Eagles stuff, pointing out current rules are a" relic of a MySpace era in a TikTok world" ensuring Congress will have no idea what he's talking about
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow Antifas?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Activision postpones new Call of Duty content so protestors can 'be seen and heard'". Because why watch the military in action in a video game when you can see the real thing on the news
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Agent provocateurs on my social media? It's more likely than you think
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
U.S. police have attacked journalists more than 100 times in the past four days
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Former Reddit CEO: You gleefully helped build this monster, now fark off with your Black Lives (suddenly) Matter crocodile tears
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's limper than expected. What, you were expecting deep, hard-hitting journalism?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would it surprise anyone to know that the rioters were encouraged by a Unite the Right group and not antifa?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is the second politician to earn the Twitter Violence Glorifying Badge after suggesting "antifa" should be hunted down. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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(Tech Crunch)
 
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Police scanner apps are really popular right now for some reason
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
National Geographic makes a copyright claim against NASA for having NASA created footage on the NASA YouTube channel. Where is Buzz Aldrin when you need him?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who said Trump wasn't a uniter? He's got the worst authoritarian leaders in the world coming together to take the moral high ground from the US
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It turns out reports of tiger released from zoo during Oakland protests are about as credible as those of Tiger King being released back into the wild any time soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Oracle of Twitter spoke in 2012, a finger on a monkey's paw curled, and here we are in 2020
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is already working on blaming Trump's future crimes on others. Crime time
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing millennials to favor suburban life over the city, their crippling debt and inability to purchase property have yet to comment on the situation
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The white guy who set fire to Nashville's historic courthouse appears to have 3% tattoo on his wrist because of course he does
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerdroids are not pleased with the MCP's decision to leave Donnie's "when the looting starts..." post online
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Another collection of videos showing America's police force deescalating tensions at protests around the country
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Did Hubble just find new stars that don't have any planets around them?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
June 1, 2020: The day the UK made it illegal to have sex with a person from another home in your own home
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(Android Authority)
 
 
 
Old & stale: receiving a specific text message will crash your iPhone. New lukewarmness: using this wallpaper on your Android phone could soft-brick it
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Sun May 31, 2020
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Will Villanelle's newfound softness and Eve's thirst for vengeance and bloodlust help them take down The Twelve? Will the duo team up with Carolyn, whose own thirst for revenge needs sated? The third season finale of Killing Eve, 9 PM ET on AMC
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
Fancy yourself a steely eyed rocket man? Try docking Dragon on the ISS with SpaceX official sim
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
If you read Playboy for the articles you're going to be terribly disappointed
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Sat May 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"A good compromise is when both parties are dissatisfied." So "Revoke 230" should scare the hell out of everyone?
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(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
Seven-year-old throws a prom for his babysitter after hers was cancelled. It suddenly got dusty in here
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(Decider)
 
 
 
In space, they can't hear you scream
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Fri May 29, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Katanas are cool. The only way you could make them cooler is if they shot fire
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
President Plague and his cronies have forced a website to remove a cartoon truthfully ridiculing the president. Looks like that executive order against twitter might have some merit and screw the first amendment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Playing for the Chargers adequately prepared Melvin Gordon for playing games in front of empty stadiums
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(The Onion)
 
 
 
"I will not be censored" - @RealDonaldTrump
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Baptists, bootleggers, censors, and omniphobes
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump ignored multiple warnings about Covid19 for months but declared war on Twitter in less then a day after only 1 Tweet was flagged
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(White House)
 
 
 
White House press conference on reopening the pandemic. 5pm ET
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"If platforms were not immune under the law, then they would not risk the legal liability that could come with hosting Trump's lies, defamation and threats." ∴Twitter hides all of his tweets, banhammer immediately after Biden takes the oath of office
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
This is what I meant by looting leads to shooting. I love Twitter, please don't ban me because of the haters correctly interpreting my first tweet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They don't seem to realize that using this angle of attack means Twitter has cause to ban him due to legal liability
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
SC Freiburg look to stay in contention for a European spot while Bayer Leverkusen are looking to crack the top 3. Kickoff is at 2:30 pm. Fox Sports has the stream. It's Friday night in the Bundesliga, and this is your discussion thread
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(Just Jared)
 
 
 
Hey Taylor Swift you can relax and eat that whopper now. Turns out Burger King likes that one song you do .... you know, the one about your ex
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Will Twitter be deleted? Will he beg the mods for mercy? Surprise Trump presser live from the Rose Garden at 2pm
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Set it up now: Jon Jones vs. Dana White for control of the UFC
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Whilst making deep fried hash browns and taking shots and I ponder: What happens if you pour vodka into a hot deep fryer? Geek tab because I'm curious as to what the chemical reaction would be without burning down my house
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Fox News: "Well sure, Trump 'may' have promoted violence against the rioters, BUT DID YOU SEE WHAT TWITTER DID?"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Biden's "you ain't Black" gaffe opened the door for the Trump campaign to make in-roads with African-American voters. Trump's "Twitter thumbs" last night slammed that door back shut
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Biden says Trump's legacy will be that of a failed president, responsible for mass death and economic ruin
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
George Conway must really enjoy that couch, throwing shade at his succubus wife and her boss in one fell swoop
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter is finally doing it. Low bar for the Hero tag but, that's where we are
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
At this point, the GOP wants to subpoena virtually everyone in the Obama administration
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Liar who lied when she promised never to lie, in defending lies told by the liar she works for lies and says he never "intends" to lie
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
Mark Zuckerberg--dead at 36--says social media sites should not fact check posts
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Germany: Twitter is welcome here if Trump kicks you guys out of the US
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Uber not feeling too spritely after sending 1000s of e-bikes to be scrapped in lemon of Lime deal
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thousands of NJ businesses prepared to go rouge if they are not allowed to open by June 1, except for Frenchtown where businesses will go moulin rouge
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(Wired)
 
 
 
WFH isn't too bad. Until you want a promotion. Or have to put on underwear. Or bathe
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity also refers to Kellyanne Conway as Kellyanne of Green Goebbels
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Real-life Karens say they are not racists and would like to talk to the manager of the person who created that meme, just as soon as they are done getting their hair cut
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Wanda Sykes and Scott Baio at war over Joe Biden's 'ain't black' remarks in the craziest 2020 on all calendars in the history of humankind
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
WH demands to know names of Twitter fact checkers
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Federal Election Commission chairman provides epic 60 tweet thread regarding President Trump's claims of mail in voting fraud. TL; DR: he's "dead wrong"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Obvious: "Trump continues to claim broad powers he doesn't have". Existential: but if The AG is in his pocket, half of Congress is in his thrall, and the Supreme Court refuses to stand up to him, can you really say he DOESN'T have them?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO to Trump: We will keep pointing out your factual inaccuracies
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Trump has hidden his crime so well he even fools Snopes
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
"The White House Office of Digital Strategy" BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump will kick thousands of Chinese students out of the country because he thinks they're spies
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Brave Sir Zuckerberg ran away. Bravely ran away away. When danger reared it's ugly head, He bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Zuckerberg turned about and gallantly he chickened out
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know this is going to be shocking for a lot of people but new video shows that the police who murdered George Floyd lied, he didn't resist at all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The verdict is in...and God did NOT violate Twitter's TOS for alleging Trump murdered his personal assistant in 2000
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(Cheezburger)
 
 
 
Six packs of wolves tracked over a four month period. Personally, I prefer my wolves in bottles
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maybe if I just yell about Biden being racist and Twitter being mean, I'll finally skyrocket in the polls. This is what a desperate man looks like
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Laura Loomer's "censorship" claims against Apple, Google, Facebook, and Twitter "do not warrant a published opinion." Oh, SNAP
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Public Library of Science)
 
 
 
Hahahahaha, Duuuuude, Yeeessss
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
For some completely unknown and mysterious reason, Republicans working on legislation to strip Twitter of federal liability protections. Hmmmm, wonder why
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post editorial board to Donald: "There's something worse than being hated. It's being ignored." The NY Post being the prestigious and dignified publication that it is, subby guarantees that will definitely not happen with the NY Post
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Tokyo Tower main deck reopens, and you only have to climb up 150 meters to reach it. That's 600 steps, but they're metric. Get a "1 DAY PASS" which will allow you to access to the Main Deck as many times as you wish during one day
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity is being trolled on Twitter
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(Axios)
 
 
 
House Republicans to sue House Speaker Nancy Pelosi in an effort to block chamber's new proxy voting system amid the coronavirus pandemic, also Democrats owning them
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
It appears Twitter has found someone to hang out to dry for fact checking Twitler
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Don Lemon destroys Twitter for hiding behind profit and the First Amendment and fact-checking Trump instead of banning him
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How desperate and bored and confused were we during lockdown? Papa John's had record North American sales
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump is going to use Twitter to take down Twitter from Twitter on Twitter
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Break up Facebook
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Maybe if they brought their AR-15s to the protests they wouldn't get tear-gassed
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
US Constitution, 1st Amendment: "Congress shall make no law .. abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press." That includes Twitter you twit
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(IGN)
 
 
 
In the "Yes, there is a God" category, Josh Trank, director of the 2015's Fantastic Four movie, says he has no interest creating a "Trank Cut" of the film
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Bill Barr drops investigation into Kelly Loeffler's apparent insider trading. Fellow GOP senator Richard Burr, however, will still be in the hot seat, likely because he had the audacity to conclude that Russia meddled in the 2016 election
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter: We appreciate the pain that these public lies are causing your family, but we want to make money so you can go fark yourself
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter finally labels Trump's tweets 'fact check this BS'
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Central Park Karen has been fired
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pointing your gun at your own crotch with the safety off "to own the libs who want gun control" is no way to go through life, son. But it's becoming popular on Twitter. Inevitable hospitalization/death stories in 3... 2... 1
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Actual headline brought to you by the letters FFS: Trump spends Memorial Day weekend golfing and insulting female politicians
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey, do you remember when Jimmy Fallon did a blackface Chris Rock on SNL? Well, Twitter just found out
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(CBS 42 Birmingham)
 
 
 
Trump, Jeff Sessions engage in heated Twitter war. Man, Civil War re-enactments suck during COVID
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
People reeaaally hate the stupid Hulu catchphrase commercial
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Karen files a false police report about "African American man threatening her" by asking her to leash her dog where it's required. Bonus video shows her jerking her dog all over hell instead of using leash she has
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(Metro)
 
 
 
UK's Stephen Miller: That time during lockdown I drove to a castle with my family, I was just..um..testing my vision was good enough to drive. UK Police: Oh, FFS
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Guy who doesn't work for a living says the quiet part out loud regarding American workers... *checks notes* Sorry, I meant "human capital stock"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sunbather just has the worst luck
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Country singer Morgan Wallen apologizes after establishing the C&W version of street cred
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor of the Ozarks on the Covid Party: "Ain't like we could read none o' dem new laws and such. We ain't tried to neither"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump celebrates Memorial Day on Twitter like he's wishing a child happy birthday
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Formula E driver, Daniel Abt disqualified after a e-sports race in which his car finished 3rd after an IP trace revealed he was using a professional sim driver as a ringer. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying even on the computer
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Sun May 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
STARDOM professional wrestler Hana Kimura has died at age 22
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Sat May 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Eli Manning finally joins Twitter, gets humorous welcome from Tom Brady
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Carnegie Mellon scientists discover than nearly half the Twitter accounts promoting the "Re-open America" message are bots. In other words we've reached the "Kill all humans" phase of the Great Robot Revolution
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
World famous psychic forced to cancel tour due to unforeseen circumstances
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(White House)
 
 
 
Mayor from Jaws addresses the nation
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(Independent)
 
 
 
I'm just surprised this didn't get aired in the US first
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
FC Cincinnati tweet Jaap Stam appointment accompanied by photo of someone who isn't Jaap Stam
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(Airlive)
 
 
 
If you find parts of a Boeing 737 in your backyard, Swift Air would like to have them back. Maybe
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Missouri grocery reopens salad bar and shoppers are head over heels
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
If Trump loses the chances are pretty good he will continue shooting his mouth off on Twitter and probably be the nominee in 2024
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Thu May 21, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
TV's Daytime Emmys return with an evil twin
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
The Cleveland Indians reveal they hid inimitable face of Nic Cage in 39 lineup-graphic tweets last season, and nobody noticed
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(The Advocate)
 
Weeners
 
If you want to see oral sex on Amazon Prime don't watch movies distributed by Samuel L Goldwyn
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
A social media app with 1,500 users and no public website is already valued at $100 million. Bubble? What bubble?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Half of all Twitter accounts Tweeting about the coronavirus are bots. The other half are Russian trolls
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Drew's time travel tale was picked up by Tech Times, and while they do say he was joking, they also sort of seem to think, "You know, this guy just might be legit"
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(ARL Now)
 
 
 
Hey guys, wouldn't it be so much fun if we honored our graduating senior class by having a printer make a photo collage of the school logo, using the kids' faces as pixels? Looks like we have just enough minorities to shade in the black lines
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New for singles: Updating your dating profile with your virus antibody status
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Weasels ripped my phone system
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Elon Musk's dangerously slavish cult is finally breaking
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Our long, national nightmare is over as the early "The Simpsons" episodes will be available to watch in the original 4:3 aspect ratio on Disney+ next week
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Cut)
 
 
 
Now is the time for America to implement a four-day work week
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Some more good news in a dark time: Coronavirus causes Beck to cancel his tour
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Screw Twitter, let's go to the source...Researchers are finding evidence that patients who test positive for the coronavirus after recovering aren't capable of transmitting the infection
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Poop in a pool, A Covid-19 mystery
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Sad: You graduate law school and your father doesn't even bother to acknowledge your achievement. Fark: Your father is Donald Trump
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Google app store to COVID-19: Not even once
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek recognizes Fark founder Drew Curtis as the new, more accurate Sylvia Browne
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The OnePlus 8 Pro will have its infrared "peekaboo" camera mode disabled by an upcoming software update
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Editorial team ditches Zoom and instead starts using Red Dead Redemption for meetings. "It's nice to sit at the campfire and discuss projects, with the wolves howling out in the night"
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Watching Dave Bautista mock Trump is a beautiful thing
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Mon May 18, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew defends the WWE Championship vs King Corbin, Women's tag champs Bliss Cross Applesauce look to make their match IIconic & The Street Profits face The Viking Raiders in an axe throwing contest? It all starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle is apparently a ghost and haunts her high school friend. Or did I read that wrong?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ryan Seacrest continuing to follow in Dick Clark's footsteps
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just the President of the United States promoting neo-Nazis on Twitter. The only thing worse than that is the fact that it's now considered normal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sibling rivalry on Kryptonite steroids on both The CW / DC superheroine season finales tonight; first Kate now knows the weakness of the Batsuits (and it's Supergirl's weakness) at 8PM EDT, then it's Kara & Lena vs. Lex & Leviathan at 9PM ET
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(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Microsoft CEO warns of dangers of permanent remote work, citing the mental health costs of not being able to crush your employees' spirits and see the defeat in their eyes in person
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Sat May 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, this isn't going to go over well. Prepare for a Cat 4 Twitter storm soon
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Video from a suburban street in Guadalajara ends too soon to answer the question: What happens *after* you manage to lasso a tiger?
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Today in "Adam Savage is Sick of Your BS:" people who aren't wearing masks. Tag is for the one person who told Adam to "do some research"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here's the list of Canadian government's six guiding principles for working during COVID-19. America, you need dis
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bodies of 2 half sisters found under a bridge in Georgia. So, at least they've got a whole
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Fri May 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Another thing about to be assimilated by Facebook because what the world needs now is Giphy with ads
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
Parasite found on Twitter discovered to not be a user
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Astrid Kirchherr passes away. Oh well, there goes the 'That Seventies Show' reunion we've all been waiting for
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(White House)
 
 
 
President Epidemiologist Trump announces vaccine project
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"What will happen if Trump loses and then takes to Twitter to say he actually won? It's not hard to see how deadly that could become, particularly given that Fox News personalities are already absurdly throwing around the word 'coup'"
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida man wanted for drawing gun in grocery store. Fark: The man is described as wearing blue gloves and a blue face mask
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: OBAMAGATE is the the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA". Obama "knew EVERYTHING." Obama responds on Twitter: "Vote"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Pranks are supposed to be funny, mister man
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Star Wars fans "outraged" after Lucasfilm exec dares to call a franchise about space wizards and laser swords "fake" when discussing what is and is not canon
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Millionaire whose actions include leaving a spiteful 20-cent tip, domestic violence allegations and a host of questionable decisions involving women rightly calls spoiling Avengers: Endgame his biggest regret. Like, seriously, who does that
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(Independent)
 
 
 
And now, Bill Murray in his bathtub
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Melissa Etheridge's 21-year-old son dies from opioid addiction. David Crosby inconsolable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Brian Kilmeade (who is currently doing Fox and Friends from his home) opines that Wisconsin Supreme Court decision to slaughter thousand of Americans will kickstart Pennsylvania and New Jersey to kick start their own slaughters
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Ha$ Jeff Bezo$ become the world'$ fir$t trillionaire? $urvey $ays, if not now, then $oon
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Employee anxious over nine-week-old banana left rotting away in desk drawer at work
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah shares the joys of working from home
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Would you like to split your coronavirus surcharge between yourselves or just for the guy who ordered the steak?
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In which Newt Gingrich attempts to take the moral high ground and invoke integrity
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Wed May 13, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Old and busted: do not taunt the dynamite monkey. New arrestedness: do not taunt the FBI with bomb threats over Twitter
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(Fatherly)
 
 
 
The greatest American Rock & Roll band of all time .... Ready, Set, Go
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Liz Cheney just jumped into the Fauci debate. And defended him. Fauci, she defended Fauci
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Twitter bans Joey Saladino, giving the Storm Trumper more time for watersports
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(SoraNews24)
 
Boobies
 
Conflicted: Pennywise as a busty anime girl
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
How many times does the Canadian government need to apologize for Bryan Adams?
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Twitter will allow employees to work from home for as long as they want. Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey told his employees Tuesday that many of them will be allowed to work from home in perpetuity, even after the coronavirus pandemic ends, according to 1/2
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is it dusty horse lips?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Now that he is retired, former Yankees pitcher CC Sabathia decides this would finally be a good time to lose weight and get in shape
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not girls gone wild, but girls in the wild
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Autopilot can't resolve this one
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Conor McGregor wants to fight again, this time with UFC interim lightweight champion Justin Gaethje
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(Courthouse News Service)
 
 
 
Posting a rant about a store requiring you to wear a mask and threatening them with a handgun and hollow points is a good way to guarantee you won't be standing in line in a grocery store, but rather an unemployment line
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Mon May 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Most of President Trump's tweets about to get asterisked as fake news
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
Brave Sir Donald ran away
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(White House)
 
 
 
Here we go again: Coronavirus press conference happening now
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
According to official DC comics canon, Keanu Reeves has had sex with a shark
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Having trouble with your Shakespeare homework? Why not ask Patrick Stewart, Tamsin Greig, or David Tennant for help...for real?
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
The Mad Tweeter goes for the record, but falls short
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
I roll to disbelieve in the existence of an official My Little Pony/Dungeons and Dragons crossover product. *natural 1* Well crap, I roll to submit it to Fark for greenlighting
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan abruptly retires from basketball, takes up baseball, unretires, comes back, and tells all his teammates they suck. The Last Dance, 9 PM ET, ESPN/ESPN2
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Hush, y'all; Subby didn't wait this time. New threat in the "A Secret Kept from all the Rest" season finale of BATWOMAN at 8PM EDT, then siblings set aside differences and Kara takes on Leviathan on "The Missing Link" on SUPERGIRL at 9PM, both on The CW
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Dallas' iconic Lizard Lounge closes forever due to COVID-19. Leisure Suit Larry inconsolable
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight is Money in the Bank from beautiful....Titan Towers? That's right as both the Men's & Women's matches will have to Die Hard (or is it Mayhem) their way to the roof to get the MiTB briefcase. It all starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#ObamaGate is trending on Twitter, and the truth is finally making it to We the People
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Dolly Parton has great tweets
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Comet Atlas doesn't want to get on the cart. Feels happy
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
What kind of landlord doesn't charge rent Trump ponders before remembering he is supposed to be honoring said landlord
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
What's the coronavirus pandemic coming to if an ambulance service staff can't have a little TikTok 'coffin dance' with a CPR dummy while dealing with all the death around them? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Wife-like typing detected?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Thomas Dolby's kids make fun of Thomas Dolby
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
OANN demands retraction of truth
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
If you're going fishing, you should take along a fishing pole. Not four handguns, ammunition, and a suppressor
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Monkey breaks into ATM in Delhi and trashes it. Probably because they refused to serve him pastrami on rye
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Wacky Japanese food, video games, and an excessive amount of pop culture are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, April 19-25: Martha Stewart Edition
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump's Twitter rant against Lincoln Project's 'Mourning in America' ad kinda proves their point
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Great news for everyone depressed by the pandemic: Cleveland Browns single-game tickets go on sale today
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
So, the US Treasury Secretary is getting into Twitter fights with Axl Rose and this timeline is officially the Twilight Zone
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Inspired by Mike Tyson, Evander Holyfield now wants to return to the ring. No word on if Mike Tyson would ear-itate him again
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
OK Farkers, time to show off
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
FDA and FTC send warning to QAnon conspiracy site for pushing insane Coronavirus conspiracy theories
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Some childish farker is apparently in charge of the official New Jersey twitter account
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(Alternative Press)
 
 
 
Jared Leto's Joker is all of us trying to convince our moms the tattoos we got on Spring Break actually have a deeper meaning
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chris Evans on attempting to groom his dog, Dodger, at home, "It went so wrong, so fast. He hasn't seen a mirror yet. I told him it looks great". Welcome to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Imposter?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter asks Drew for the source code on the Fark filter
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(Time)
 
 
 
Facebook removes QAnon websites. Where will the methed-up lunatics meet now?
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Ant-Man director addresses yet another Marvel continuity error
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Corporate buzzwords are quite literally the worst, and here are some fine examples of synergistic efficiency designed to polarize discordant opinion
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Tue May 05, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Dog saves lives of two goldfish. Pepperidge Farm will never forget this
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
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(Somerset Live)
 
 
 
Bath and North East Somerset Council aren't doing phrasing anymore
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
John Ratcliffe, Trump's pick to head US Intelligence, is a major QAnon conspiracy theorist and True Believer
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
While Outback Steaks' is looking a bit burnt, you can expect a blooming of re-openings today
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
These armed protesters demanding the economy reopen are going too far, says noted liberal commentator Sean Hannity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk has reproduced. I repeat, Elon Musk has reproduced
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Thirty of the best Dad Jokes™ you've ever heard
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Endgame's War Machine mystery has been solved by the writers who sort of left that plot point dangling
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
We all deserve a few minutes of Dwayne The Rock Johnson
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Film Stories)
 
 
 
Looks like Disney is cutting its losses on X-Men: The New Mutants, as it goes up for preorder as an on-demand release
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Test confirms France had its first Coronavirus case in December (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Cambridge Police apologize for their farking tweet
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Former Republican President calls for unity in the face of Covid-19. So of course the current Republican President divisibly ragetweets against him
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
A young girl who loves writing letters thanks her mail carrier for his work. He shares it with his supervisor and colleagues and all of a sudden, you have a Twitter thread worth reading because of its joy, kindness, and humanity
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
How to get free (good) beer: Impersonate a Michigan governor while drinking Canadian beer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
YouTube and Facebook are a little less Icky... Ickie... um, Icke now. Your turn, Twitter
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Sun May 03, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Republican State Senator clutches his pearls over highly offensive wording on official NJ signage. FARK: The word in question is "knucklehead"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So, how did Lex come to power after the Crisis on Infinite Earths? And what does Kate need to get from Batman's arsenal? New Batwoman tonight at 8PM EDT, followed by the first new Supergirl in awhile at 9PM, both on The CW
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Abdullah Abdullah strikes strikes power power sharing sharing agreement agreement, says says Sediq Sediq Sediqi Sediqi
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
GrubHub apparently learned their business practices from the check-cashing "loan" industry
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(Slate)
 
 
 
One writer attempts to Slate-splain Disney's "May the 4th" legal fiasco. Bottom line: Disney sucks
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
"Thanks for everything, Ted. Sincerely"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Chinese State Media trolls USA with lego animation and chipmunk voices. Feel the burn?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
My aquarium is full of eels. Please video chat with them, bouncy, bouncy
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration HHS spokesman called multiple women "dogface" on Twitter before stating that he would never sleep with them. Women everywhere seen breathing sigh of relief
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Who was that masked man who licked a woman on the subway? Seriously, police want to know
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Tesla shares plunge 10% after dumbass tweets that the stock is too high. Dumbass: Elon Musk
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah tackles the biggest problems in technology: iPhones, Trump's Twitter, and Elon Musk
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Someone check the drugs Gaspedal Gaetz is taking. He just defended Katie Hill from slut shaming on twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So... Tara Reade's Twitter posts seem to be written by a non-native speaker of English. But maybe I'm just Russian to a conclusion here
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Warren. Pompeo. Twitter war
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Tong Arm Of The Law
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Colgate-Palmolive shares are soaking in the virus
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Wrestling News)
 
 
 
"BAH GAWD KING, it's Chris Berman with a STEEL CHAIR to Scott Van Pelt's head"
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(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Teleworking Japanese mom was so frazzled, she used polite language with her children, casual slanguage with her boss and clients. If you've done the same, take a bow - a deep bow
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Social Media platforms are letting Trump lie
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Elon Musk melts down on Twitter. Elon Tusk however is still a pretty level-headed guy. Wubba lubba dub dub
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pence yesterday: I chose not to wear a mask so I could look patients in the eye. Pence today: The Vice President was unaware of the Mayo's mask policy. Mayo yesterday: Pence was informed of the mask policy. Mayo today: Crickets
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Much like Trump, Gronk was only kidding
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
May the Fourth Be With You--virtually. Oh, and with your Spirit
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Here's how you reopen a city, not by waving a magic wand or crossing your fingers
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Wed April 29, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Brazilians are going to die and their leader just doesn't care
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP parent shares jump
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Collusion
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
In order to spread parody content about Joe Biden you must be a Twitter-certified parodist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Covid 19 bringing back the good old days of unions
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Police would like to remind you that even though there are fewer cars on the road, speed limits are still a thing... that means you Mr. Ohio plates going 180 mph
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Stone warrants released by DOJ
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
In his defense, it WAS the number two train
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wow, Texas and Iowa governors can go fark themselves
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Walmart Barbie is at it again, comparing quarantine to slavery
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Diamond and Silk" were fired from "Fox Nation" for spreading conspiracy theories about Covid-19 including, that it was a bio-engineered weapon being deliberately spread and the 5G nonsense. So, of course, the President goes to bat for them
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pete Davidson's film "The King of Staten Island" to be the king of video on demand. In other news Pete Davidson made a movie
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Three weeks of Trump coronavirus briefings under a microscope: 2 hours spent on attacks, 45 minutes on self-congratulation - and 4½ minutes of condolences for victims" So sayeth noted liberal rag MarketWatch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
A big ozone layer hole over the Arctic that was the largest has closed off. Nice
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Okay then, send my coronavirus check to MAIN STREET
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(Creative Loafing Tampa)
 
 
 
Good news: There is a drive in movie theater showing first run movies. Bad news: You have to go to one particular state
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Financial Times reporter accused of eavesdropping on private Zoom calls at Independent and Evening Standard. NEWSPAPER FIGHT
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
National Treasure Cecily Strong roasts Trump as Gretchen Whitmer: 'That woman' is 'what Trump calls his wife'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
If you had to encapsulate the entire fun-house-ride- on-hallucinogens experience that is the last three years of the Trump administration, it'd be hard to do better than "Trump replaces coronavirus briefing with tweets"
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(Harpers Bazaar)
 
Boobies
 
Should women embrace the braless life while in pandemic quarantine? (NSFW)
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(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Florida woman would like you to know that she's "not a moron" after her impression of moron who supports reopening beaches was too realistic
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Nevada joins the new country of Pacifica
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan has moved on to the "Anger" stage of grief after Trump unfollowed him on Twitter
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
No boom
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Guinness Brewery based in the US now donating 500 loaves of 'Brewers Bread' to the local food bank in Baltimore every week. Much better than Drew's towels
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Protip: Never call your girlfriend a "dirty little tomato," even during a moment of passion
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Hubble is a low-resolution, short-wavelength-range preview of what James Webb will be. And it's pretty spectacular
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(IGN)
 
 
 
The Russo Brothers would love to welcome fans back to the theaters with MCU re-releases
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
WHO: There is no immunity to COVID-19, absolutely none, and when I say none I mean there is a certain amount
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Guy known as "Skweezy Jibb" gets shout out from Wendy's Twitter account for crossing a State border, 3 rivers & endless bridges to get 2 free Chicken nugget orders from 11 Wendy's franchises
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Sun April 26, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trending on Twitter: #WeStandBehindthePresident
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We thought The CW DC supers were quarantined on Earth-R(eruns), but Batwoman has narrowly escaped with a new episode tonight at 8PM EDT (Flash & Legends had new episodes this past Tue with no thread). Supergirl still sick from Green Kryptochloroquinine
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Disney to provide behind-the-scenes look at how 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' gourmet sausage gets made
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There he goes aaaaand he's safe. Vin Scully is safe at home
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
You won't let me dunk on you. So I'm going to take my ball and go home
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trouble in paradise as Trump unfollows Piers Morgan on Twitter
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to spend hours exploring your dungeon master's drawers, then this is the adventure for you
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(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Fail: Make America Sick Again protesters have attempted to shame Michigan Governor Whitmer with a nickname. Epic Fail: The Wolverine Queen
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(Occupy Democrats)
 
 
 
"The former White House advisor turned MAGA celebrity and podcast meme created a stir on social media this afternoon when he declared that "the Left" hates Trump because they hate masculinity and that "manly men" don't hate Trump." Oh sure
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Kurt Sutter makes plans for Sons of Sons of Anarchy
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
YouTube bans 'medically unsubstantiated' content, Your move Twitter
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Back to the Future screenwriter finally explains why George and Lorraine don't remember Calvin Klein
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Daytime Confidential)
 
 
 
Soaps In Death
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
At some point, it's going to become news when this White House manages to hire someone who hasn't deleted racist tweets
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Facebook has figured out how to get past your seven proxies
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
White Castle Pate, or Why I Hate Using My Teeth
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Thousands of people sign petition to have fees waived for the single Netflix account they all share
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(BBC)
 
 
 
China undisappears journalist who got too close to the truth in Wuhan
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Noted liberal Congressional Rep. Pete King rips Mitch McConnell as 'Marie Antoinette of the Senate' for suggesting struggling poor states go bankrupt amid the coronavirus crisis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With the backing of each one of their 4,781 Twitter followers, One Million Moms rails against a cartoon duck having two cartoon duck dads
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(MSN)
 
 
 
He likes it when you call him Big Poppa
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Does anybody here remember Vera Lynn? Remember *ring* how she said that *ring* we would meet again *ring* some sunny day?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to see classic album covers redesigned to include an Animal Crossing character? No? Well here they are anyway
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Real Housewives lady thinks coronavirus as God's way of thinning the herd. So, why are reality shows still around. I mean, if God wants to thin the herd, get rid of Real Housewives, The Apprentice and every other God-awful reality show
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Alabama secretary of state tells voters to eat cake
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Tue April 21, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
New York's snitch line is seeing results, if by results you mean pics of middle fingers and penises
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Would you like to escape to a fantasy realm where COVID-19 barely rates a mention? Just read President Trump's Twitter feed
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Michael Savage questions Rush Limbaugh's sanity and we've gone through the looking glass again
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(India Today)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby rhino tries to make new friends
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends host is concerned about Trump's immigration ban because her au pair is an immigrant. Au, please
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's golf club is pushing an unfounded, dangerous theory that alcohol will cure Covid-19
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Mon April 20, 2020
(AOL)
 
 
 
The semi-sobering reason why liquor stores are considered essential businesses
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Czech the logs, some "serious and advanced adversary" has been launching cyber attacks on the Prague airport and regional hospitals. To be fair, an advanced adversary to a Czech is someone who claims to drink more beer or have a better hockey legend
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"One World" concert raises $127.9 million for COVID-19 Solidarity Response Fund for WHO and $72.8 million for local and regional responders
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Coronavirus symptoms include fever, phantom limbs, coughing...wait...go back one (possible nsfw content on page)
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Puddle of Mudd answer the age-old question, "How can you make a Nirvana song sound worse?"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Farker joins online cooking class, is asked to make a cake which represents something that makes him happy. Looks like he's a masterbaker, but he was quickly thrown out
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Spending the Coronavirus trying to find the best pop songs ever? Seems a good use of time
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