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Mon July 13, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Not content with just ignoring and silencing Fauci, Trump now starts a smear campaign
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(Political Flare)
 
 
 
Just say no...to God
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After one step forward, Houston leaders want to take two steps back, into lockdown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
IBM job ad calls for 12 years' experience with software that's only six years old
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Surgeon General explains his March mask madness by saying "We used to prescribe people cocaine"
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(Axios)
 
 
 
List of congressional nominees who claim they run as (R) but are actually (Q)
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Sat July 11, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Strong letter to follow
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(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
'Walking Dead' writer says he was "treated like crap" while working for Marvel. Wait until he hears how the AMC Network treats its showrunners
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds, Master of Linux, signs off on new names for all you slaves
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
One Million Moms (Twitter Pop 4,769) takes issue with Hamilton. And for once it has nothing to do with 'the LGBTQ agenda', but is an equally stupid reason
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Walmart+ to rival Amazon Prime. Benefits include not having to dress up to go shopping
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you are even remotely surprised by this revelation, we'd like to offer you a great deal on a historical transportation landmark that spans the East River between Manhattan and Brooklyn
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump campaign actively discourages staff from discussing Coronavirus, wearing masks, or admitting they're sick
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Normal year: A tropical storm is hitting NYC in July? OMG. Everybody panic. 2020: It's going to rain today
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This can't be true. I was told that the KKK are democrats
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Photo of Jim Jordan and Matt Gaetz gets immortalized in memes as 'Beavis and Butt-Head'
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"TikTok Takes on Crypto With Dogecoin Soaring 40% in 24 Hours.' Throw in covid and Donnie and you've got your 2020 BINGO
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
In case you've always wanted Aaron Rodgers frozen in carbonite
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(CNN)
 
 
 
He's gonna do it
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(Good News Network)
 
 
 
Arse-hole Walmart worker "cancels" dog's naturalistic spa retreat
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Thu July 09, 2020
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Bill Nye, the Tik-Tok video coroanavirus science mask wearing guy
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Video of man getting new glasses causes subby to get something in his eye
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(Politico)
 
 
 
In today's episode of TwitterTubbies, frustrated toddler lashes out at best friend for not doing what best friend was in fact doing
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Tiny-Brained Charlatan is having a mental break on Twitter right now. *Munches popcorn*
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Has the coronavirus pandemic put your friendships on pause? Or even destroyed some?
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(Nerdist)
 
 
 
Museums: BUTT FIGHT
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Renowned political analyst agrees that Biden should not debate Trump
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
No mask, no civility, no job
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
OANN "correspondent" Jack Priapism is a white supremacist (Headline fixed)
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 10 types of movies posters to the left, perfectly cromulent farksplaining to the right
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(Patrick MaBarker)
 
 
 
Melvin Gordon says Chiefs' Patrick Mahomes is 'worth every dime,' while Dion Lewis disagrees, says more like $502,999,999.80 or $502,999,999.90, tops
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(South Florida News-Press)
 
 
 
Man who posted video of Costco Ken noted that he has become a depository of Florida Man-centric videos, won't release his Fark handle
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
People have some strong opinions about a group of intellectuals, artists and reactionaries who don't like being criticized on Twitter
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Thanks to knuckleheads, NJ residents must wear face-masks when outdoors
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Harmless whale shark scares the crap out beach tourists who flee from it as its fin appears in shallow water. Last heard humming the 'I'm a SHAAAARK' meme song (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Just how many eBay employees does it take to cyberstalk a couple?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I know what you're thinking: "I would love to start my day by watching a video of Cardi B getting her vagina bleached." Well today is your lucky day my friend
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Facebook bans owl porn. Twice
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(CNN)
 
 
 
MLS Wednesday night season opening is cancelled due COVID positive players
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Comics legend Bill Sienkiewicz gets turned down by "Dilbert" creator/aggrieved white man Scott Adams to do draw-off challenge for charity, which is a bit like Leonardo Da Vinci getting turned down by that kid in "Raising Arizona" who draws FART
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Ellen Degeneres has fallen off a roof while rock-climbing in New Zealand with Jeff Goldblum
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Groping a schoolgirl isn't that much fun when her mom kicks your ass then hands you over to the cops. As a medical researcher, you must know that, right?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Desean Jackson is the next contestant on "Is it CTE or just asshole?"
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Ricky Gervais and Steve Carrell hosting a The Office podcast with Billie Eilish, who must have played Toby or something
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Brazil President Jair Bolsonaro: Well... this is awkward
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Twitter mocks the Washington Post for referring to Ennio Morricone as composer of the ah-ee-ah-ee-ah' theme, comes up with similar tributes
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(HackRead)
 
 
 
Good: Police using bodycams. Not so much: Forgetting to erase the footage before reselling them on eBay
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Maxwell and Epstein pimping out underage girls was an open secret among American elites as far back as 2011
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Giant "human-sized" bat from the Philippines leaves the Internets horrified
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Right wing media outlets published op-eds by fake "Middle East experts" as part of a propaganda campaign by the United Arab Emirates
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Almond-fed Hiroshima Crickets unveiled. Mind blown
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Here's what a Kardashian-West White House will look like when Kanye is elected in November
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
"Woman who made racist remarks in video faces separate charge." No not that one. Not that one, either. Think older
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The sudden presence of GOP figures on Parler has caused concern that the social media platform may just become a right-wing version of the "safe space" culture they widely mock, with plenty of MAGA stars, but few big names from across the ideological spectrum
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Relax, everyone, Kanye West missed the registration deadlines for his presidential bid
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Sat July 04, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Claudia Conway tweets to her dad "Sorry your marriage failed." Man, dinner at that house must be quiet
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(iNews (UK))
 
 
 
Mate, this is a Wendy's innit
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cronk only pawn in game of beverage
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(CNN)
 
 
 
If they're going to rename the Washington Redskins, these are the likeliest contenders
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(HackRead)
 
 
 
All the private search engines that don't track users, take one step forward. Not so fast, DuckDuckGo
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Fri July 03, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"What is Q-Anon," as explained by the deep state controlled media at CNN
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Eight-year old girl strikes up friendship with deaf delivery driver during lockdown. Dustiness ensues
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Not news: Tennessee mayor votes on mask ordinance. News: Mayor votes no. Fark: It's WWE's Kane, who is famous for wearing a mask
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Australian Made, a branding initiative to denote products made in Australia, rebrands itself with new logo supposed to represent a wattle but which unfortunately resembles a coronavirus. AU HELL NO
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
No word on what the over/under will be as NJ to allow gambling on the Nathan's hot dog eating contest but you can bet that you want to be no where near a porta-potty in Coney Island that afternoon
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
The World Sports Photography Awards 2020 are in, and we are lucky they judge photos from 2019
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
How does Trump see the world? Here is an analysis of the 46 Twitter accounts that Trump follows on social media
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Maroon 5 bassist's latest hits have landed him in jail
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(Wired)
 
 
 
What Trump's Twitter and Clinton's sax have in common (besides the copious drool)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Subby is betting Parscale will state tomorrow he was wrong in his claim of $131M raised for the Trump campaign and it's actually $11M higher
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trumps lawyer: My client can't be sued in this court as my client does not live in New York. Trump: I live in Manhattan. Lawyer: Never mind
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Wed July 01, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump disheartened to learn that just because he appointed them, he doesn't own them
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(NPR)
 
 
 
That 75-year-old crisis actor who pretended to be knocked down by the Buffalo police and suffer a skull fracture as a result has just left the hospital, 1 month later. Man, that's a serious commitment to the role
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Perhaps auditioning for his next job as a stringer for "Variety", Trump takes a break from his day job of presidentin' during a pandemic to play amateur TV ratings analyst on Twitter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
CEO of conservative Twitter competitor Parler says he will ban users who write potty words. However the N-word and several racist words for Asians? Totally okay
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump tried to give himself a new nickname. Since this is on Fark, you can guess how well it went
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People who left Twitter for "Free Speech" Social Network, Parler are flocking back to Twitter to complain that they've been banned from Parler for speaking freely
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Cardi B accused of plagiarism, gets into Twitter spat with her accuser
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(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Kiss My Bezos; Detroit Amazon delivery driver quits midshift via Twitter rant on Uber ride home, informing interested parties where to score a half-full truck with keys in the ignition
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(Us Weekly)
 
 
 
Lili Reinhart apologizes for using topless photo to 'demand justice' for Breonna Taylor. The only apology necessary is that it is not included with the article
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Taco Bell's app shiats harder than you after eating their food. But at least they got a ton of new app downloads and can sell your information without having to give away much in free food
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.jpg: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of Parler wants you liberals to know that he's not running a far-Right hate site and you should all sign up now to have deeply thoughtful and civil conversations about creative ways to use the N word and good deals on Bubba rope
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville posts photo of her kissing Denise Richards, and you've already gone and clicked the link, right. I could literally post anything here. Hello?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Fearless or Foolhardy? AOC picks a fight with AIPAC, threatening to withhold US aid to Israel over Annexation
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Just in time .... duunnn dunnn... for NYC beaches to reopen, ... duuuunnnn duun... a guest shows up to welcome swimmers ... duuunnnnnnnn dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnn dunnnn
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
South Korea gets all the cool food. Case in point: Green Onion Chex cereal
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Liverpool's 30 year journey to to the Premier League title
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fark. Faaaark. Farkity-fark-fark. Fark, that's nasty
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Parler: Freeze Peach. Also Parler: Get lost, Farkers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Twitter and Facebook still don't have a problem with egregious, demonstrable lies. Shut. It. Down
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(Bipartisan Report)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says, what is it Justice Roberts? Next thing you know, I'll lose my right to watch children be molested
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Are you Doomscrolling? You might be doing it right now
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Hoboken to get its own navy submarine to take aim at NYC
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dow Jumps: Shakes magic 8 ball...because it believes in Peter Pan and Tinker Bell
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House admits Trump's supporters are white supremacists
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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(Bleeping Computer)
 
 
 
Why ە👽Î glitches Gmail, YouTube, Twitter, dna ylbissop ʎonɹ qɹoʍsǝɹ
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly decides that now is a great time to remind us all once again about when she loudly announced on national TV that there used to be a time when blackface was okay
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Aviators on the USS Gerald Ford stumble with their improvised "China's Newest Carrier" bat-patch
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Russia's bounty game directly resulted in the death of several U.S. troops
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Lost Romero film returns from the, uh, from being misplaced
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Out of these four, which one would you choose to be gone forever: shrimp, steak, ribs, or fried chicken?
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Director Josh Trank has been talking with fans on Twitter about his Fantastic Four movie. It hasn't been going well
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Oh, nothing. Just a rise in nuclear particles detected in the Baltic Sea
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Let's take a peek at the TOS for having an account on Parler, shall we? Oh, here's a good one: "user shall agree to pay Parler's legal bills if it gets sued over their posts"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Quick, someone ask Trump if the parents of toddlers from his video are doing a good job. If you notice this article is from Advocate you might know where Subby is going with this
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Unilever ratchets up the pressure on the social medias by dropping advertising on twitter and facebook
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Hey, Florida maybe you should rethink this DeSantis, he might not know what he is doing
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
It's really a bit surprising it's taken this long to do it
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
"Elon Musk hints at Tesla Cybertruck being amphibious". Right, and when the car doesn't take a swim it will walk your dog, lay perfect breakfast eggs, and pay down your mortgage
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
A thong? There's no thongs in golfing
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook warns users that old news is not exciting
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, he was only pretending
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
New Jersey cop caught mocking the death of George Floyd could soon be your bartender or roofer
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
MAGAs following Ted Cruz and Devin Nunes from Twitter over to Parler ought to know that most of the available N-word user names have already been snapped up
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Tired of having their evil censored, right-wingers are dumping Twitter and moving on to a more cooperative app, Parler, which is a sort of "Twitter for Tools" if you will
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Thank god for fark
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Well now we know why the sudden increase in fireworks all across the country is likely not a psyop (link swapped)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Do you or anyone you know have ever had an exotic pet? Was it difficult and/or expensive to care for it?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Missouri woman who went viral for waving a Confederate flag, praising the KKK, and vowing to teach hate to her grandchildren while at a Black Lives Matter protest apologizes for showing her true colors, vows to never wave Confederate flag again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Seems the burn unit is handling the Ottawa Health twitter account
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes cannot sue Twitter over a fake cow judge ruuuuuules
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Bing's death ruled a suicide, a Google search reports nervously
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ukraine's official tourism account calls out bullshiat from Russia's official Twitter account, also wants to know where the child support payments are
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This Comic-Con exclusive Dennis Nedry figure is essential for fans of Jurassic Park, Seinfeld, and Wayne Knight
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Today's formerly beloved creator now revealed to be a sexual predator: Chris Avellone. No word if the Fallout from treating humans like Prey means he'll be in Torment for the Dying Light of his career
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Madison protesters surround and beat openly gay senator after decapitating statue of abolitionist killed fighting for the Union. Even The Onion can't keep up with this news cycle
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Six-word Sci-Fi: Imagine an apocalypse with a happy ending
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who knew that an "off the cuff" Trump revenge policy would have negative consequences for his other policies? That's just crazy talk
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Twitter permanently bans unfunny alt-right meme account
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Tue June 23, 2020
(IGN)
 
 
 
Hamilton had to give two farks to be allowed on Disney+
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump is in Twitter timeout again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peter Navarro on Phase I China Trade Deal: "It's over." Trump: "The China Trade Deal is fully intact." Navarro: That's what I said, fully intact
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Square's not playing fair, in fact they're being a bit obtuse on their payments
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump orders feds to arrest anyone vandalizing a statue, makes order retroactive. Unclear if statue of limitations applies
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pence and his mother-wife used old address to vote in Indiana GOP primary...by mail
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
First they came for Christopher Columbus, and I said nothing, for who cares about that guy anyway. Then they came for the Confederate generals, and I remained silent, for I was not a Bubba. Then they came for Jesus, and I- wait, what?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Alan Dershowitz has been having a one-sided conversation with an unknown accuser all day on Twitter
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Based on common usage, Twitter reclassifies "#WhiteLivesMatter" as K-pop trend. Some users further riffed on it "by saying the Pillsbury Doughboy, stormtroopers from Star Wars and endangered white tigers were on the receiving end of disrespect"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump's walk of shame has become a meme - captioned, amended, set to music - just for our enjoyment
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Richard Petty says the "most important thing for me right now is hugging my driver." This is surprisingly not about golf
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Croatian tennis player Borna Coric tests positive for Covid. Oh, and he played in the Adria Tour exhibition tournament at the weekend
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan in trouble for being a Joe Rogan
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct caught on video during the protests in a single twitter thread. When this was greenlit 18 days ago, he was up to 238. It is now up to 597 incidents, and still counting
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Protesters say the Robert Moses statue on Long Island needs to be torn down for his inhumanity to the architecture of New York, because the'master builders' plans were based on racism
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Pro-Trump reporter wears mask to Trump rally, gets booed and catcalled by Storm Trumpers and has to justify her decision
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Zack Snyder's first teaser for his Justice League cut reminds us the film can get worse
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber says sexual assault allegations against him are "factually impossible," though the mustache isn't helping
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Facebook and Twitter stack the deck in favor of police and prosecutors
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NRA loving Jesus worshiping uber-Christian Republican mayor of Virginia Beach outed for having an affair with twenty-year-old assistant. Bonus: On Twitter, by his wife
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
It appears that God has rendered His verdict about the Tulsa rally
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Hindustan Times)
 
 
 
Silly man yells at bear to get down out of a tree and leave the bird feeder alone. You won't believe what happens next
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(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
EX-TER-MIN-ATE...the newly redesigned Dalek... EX-TER-MIN-ATE
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Food bank receives 33-year-old can of anchovies
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So, just how bad of a candidate do you have to be if your own campaign manager doesn't even vote for you? Let's ask Donald Trump
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
"'We have a window into his cognitive process already.' That would be Twitter"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
When the game doesn't give you meat for a hit sandwich, you might have to pool your tools and rap up choice number two
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Parent of toddler in 'manipulated' Trump video forces Facebook to remove it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former reality TV star-turned-far right political figure with a long history of racist and anti-immigration views finally banned from Twitter
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Twitter adds warning that Trump tweet was "manipulated media"
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Oh good, he's threatening protestors on Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kellogg: Ha ha isn't it whimsical to photoshop giant Cheez-its into video chat backgrounds? Twitter: Sure is Kellogg: No not like that
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Thu June 18, 2020
(KPBS San Diego)
 
 
 
Scientists find coronavirus to be nanosponge worthy
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Massive 7.4 magnitude earthquake rocks New Zealand. Orcs everywhere
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Republican authors legislation to get himself and other Republican politicians banned from social media
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
New survey finds that 67% of respondents expect that their work-from-home policies will become permanent
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
But her emails, too: Ivankaboogaloo
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Airlines which are clearly part of the Liberal Deep State are not allowing MAGA activists to fly in order to protect Antifa, the Rand Corporation, reverse vampires, Obama, Hillary, Mel Torme, Dwezil Zappa, Spongebob, the Trilateral Commission & Bob
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
You remember Robert Fuller? One of the five black men last week who 'committed suicide' by hanging themselves from a tree in public? Yeah, deputies just killed his half brother. Bonus: They nearly killed the woman he supposedly kidnapped
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Aubrey Huff's proposal is acceptable
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Man goes to gym during pandemic and earns which Fark tag: a) Dumbass, b) Sick, or c) Hero [warning: graphic image]
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Wed June 17, 2020
(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: MY companies haven't asked for a penny in relief funds. Trump Golf Club to Palm Beach County : we can has a bailout and not pay our rent?
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(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: SDG&E Worker Fired Over Alleged Racist Gesture Says He Was Cracking Knuckles
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
McDonalds' took awhile to make your McMuffin? They are trying to poison me because I'm a cop
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
DOJ to announce plans to break the internet
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(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Not content with banging bears, Vancouverite attempts to bang the whole city
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this is terrifying
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The world's most delusional Craigslist ads
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
What important person or thing would you make a statue of?
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
39 year old wife of Congressman Andy Barr (R-KY) passes away, leaving behind two children. Subby is fresh out of snark
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Man living above apartment with "Trump 2020" flag in its window puts "Venmo me money and I'll tapdance at midnight" sign in his own window--and has raised more than $10,000 so far, all of which goes to the ACLU
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Ah, the old "her breasts were so big that there's no way I could have gotten my arms around her" defense
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
OSU coach SRY after people were all WTF over him wearing OAN shirt
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
There was no mention of hamsters or elderberries
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Obama to hold joint fundraiser for Biden next week. Man, if someone does a funyuns fundraiser at the same time, they'll clean up
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steroids found to improve survival rates, homerun totals, in sickest COVID patients
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So some guy in Kentucky is on Twitter claiming that he invented Florida Man. Seems legit
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I don't want her, you can have her, she's to .... ahh the hell with it, I'm done with the sexy time. Diego the tortoise with the "species saving sex drive" has been put out to pasture
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(Towleroad)
 
 
 
In the worst take ever on white privilege, a megachurch pastor wants to call it 'White Blessing" bc slavery built the framework of this country
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Wireless carriers, social media networks experienced major outages today across US. So let's play Conspiracy Speculation, the game whole families fight over
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Mon June 15, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jon Stewart called Trump a malevolent Mr. Magoo. He does occasionally get helped by Ivanka. The blonde leading the blind
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Michael "Weiner" aka Savage to interview President Dumbass aka Moron aka Halfwit
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(Spiegel)
 
 
 
It turns out Trump decided to withdraw almost 10,000 troops from Germany because someone slighted his ambassador, who is a yuge Trump supporter. The military brass was not consulted
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
White House demands apology from Brian Stelter for being mean to a woman. Hillary Clinton seen looking up the definition of "irony"
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Loyal NorthStar Horizon users patiently waiting for their new console upgrades have their hopes dashed again by KFC, bastards
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Simpsons did it. And now you can too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump campaign says it will give temperature checks, masks to rally attendees
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "The best novel idea I never wrote (and probably never will) is 'I JASON', the first-person narrative of Jason Voorhees, and his hellish fate: killed over and over again at Camp Crystal Lake. What a hellish, existential fate"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Chalk Art Charlene wants you to know that she's very very sorry that she got caught on video and called out for being a racist
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FDA withdraws emergency use authorization for coronavirus treatment drugs promoted by Trump because of safety issues
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Trump says he won't watch NFL or soccer if players kneel during national anthem; Roger Goodell may have to let him go
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today is Donald Trump's birthday, so of course #BestPresidentEver is trending on Twitter
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Holy shiat, today really is Barack Obama Day. Happy Obama Day, everyone
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(Eater)
 
 
 
'Mighty Fine Burgers' appears to be owned by 'mighty fine people'
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Sat June 13, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Algorithm developer: We can detect female orgasms. Internet: If a woman wants to fake, let her fake
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Things that lasted longer than the Confederacy to the left. Add yours to the right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump nominee to a top Pentagon policy post turns out to be an Islamophobe, who claimed Obama was Muslim. "This story has been updated to reflect that Ret. General Tata deleted several of his tweets after the publication of this report"
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Another passionate entitled white woman, railroaded by our liberal cancel culture just like Colonel Oliver North, Officer Stacey Koon, and cartoon smokesperson Joe Camel
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Christ, what an asshole
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Four conspiracy theory experts weigh in on how the 5G coronavirus conspiracy theory began. At least, that's what they want you to believe
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Twitter's newest trick relies on tracking even more of your clicks. You won't believe what happens next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Majority of Americans now support NFL players' right to protest. What once drew criticism will be a breeze
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Head of the Russian space agency is bitter about SpaceX. There, there. There, there. It can't be that bad. Putin just sent you a bottle of vodka and it has a beautiful glow
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
We've seen crappy statues coming down all week. Here's pics of a bunch of awesome statues that deserve to stay around forever
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Annual Mayfly hatch from the upper Mississippi River gets picked up by weather radar
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Behold the shiatty power of social media
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CHAZ wasn't even supposed to be there. But brought snacks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Remember how the Mayans predicted the end of the world in 2012? Well, some Poindexters did the math and found it's set to end on June 21, 2020. Been nice knowing all of ya
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
Android phones now being crashed by, checks again, wallpaper?
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Anthony Joshua and Tyson Fury agree to 'biggest fight in British boxing history,' which is kinda like claiming you're the best alpine slalom skier in the state of Nebraska
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
"Don't tase me 'bro." Bronx edition
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Over the past 48 hours, the Fox News show belonging to the the sentient Klan hood that controls Tucker Carlson has lost five major advertisers. Elmo last seen giggling in the corner
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
The Red Sox issued a response to Torii Hunter's claims of racial abuse at Fenway Park: 'This is real.' Having lived there I can assure you that Boston is the most racist city in the country
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Maryland Lawmakers would like to replace the existing bust of one MD-born Supreme Court justice currently on display in the US Capitol's Statuary Hall with another, swapping Roger Taney, author the "Dredd Scott" decision, with, say Thurgood Marshall
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Does it make it ok if Trump phrases his factually incorrect tweets as a rhetorical question? I'm just speculating, putting it out there?
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
For decades the NRA has warned of police crackdowns and the rise of fascism. So where the f*ck are they now?
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
OANN in an internal civil war over the "report" where they claimed an old guy fell and hit his head for the ANTIFA cause
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Creator of ABC's "The Goldbergs" has been writing a "Goonies II: Never Say Die" script for nine years and will get a chance to pitch it to Richard Donner
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Federer takes a knee on the rest of 2020
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Fact check: Martin Gugino does not own a police scanner or any device that can "black out" equipment
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
The legal saga of the attorney who sued his dry cleaner over lost pants fifteen years ago for $54 million has finally concluded
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Mainframe era: Nobody ever got fired for buying IBM. Cloud Computing era: Hold my beer and watch me think
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter is finally fact-checking 5G/Coronavirus conspiracy claims. LGT "No, you dumbass" page. Tag is for how long they took to get around to it
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(Variety)
 
 
 
I'm Brad, here in the BA Test Kitchen, and today on 'It's Alive' we're making: drama
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Old and Busted: Baby Yoda. New hotness: Baby Darth Maul
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Dez Bryant calls out Jerry Jones, Jason Witten for protest absences. "It is unclear if Bryant attended any protests across the country"
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Weber State soccer player faces grilling after video shows he's more of a soccer hooligan
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Greenlight the mistake, bury the rest - here's what happens when police and Twitter mobs fark up and ruin your life
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Group of white men in the UK try to pull toppled statue of slave owner Edward Colston from Bristol Harbour in a metaphor for white supremacist incels everywhere
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Liberty U. student to Falwell: "You can't say this is a Christian university, but then everything that comes out your mouth is about Trump"
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(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
College students think it would be 'cute' to draw swastikas on themselves and post photos to social media. Narrator: "They thought wrong"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Along with his presidency, Trump's dream of opening up relations with North Korea has also collapsed
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Mon June 08, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So Long-gated Man
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump's "discomfort and uncertainty" supercut. Ouch
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Chicago Mayor Lightfoot says officer who was photographed flipping the bird to protesters should be fired. In Chicago? Time was, a officer who ONLY flipped off a protester would have been given a medal for decorum and restraint
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
George Conway asks for new #Trumpslogans, Twitter delivers: "Not Everyone Died", "I alone can fix what I alone did", "Putin America First"
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Chris Wallace calls out the acting secretary of DHS for being a f*cking moron
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Go Fund Yourself
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
There's no such thing as a green star. So why do some galaxies appear green?
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crossfit CEO takes never shutting up to extreme
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(WPRI Rhode Island)
 
 
 
Black firefighter, on duty and in uniform, is accosted by cops with weapons drawn
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
What the Robert Ludlum is this unholy sh**? Woman thrown into an unmarked van, and bystanders warned, "You follow us, and you will be shot. You understand me?"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
So if you're a reporter and law enforcement slashed your rental car's tires in retaliation on video, can your rental company sue for damages?
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
QAnon learns that you never start a meme war with Asia
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
We see that you have an interest in racism and racist. Would you consider following @RealDonaldTrump?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, someone's trying hard for a promotion in the administration
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Only two?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: how to make a semi-transparent "prism cake" with just five ingredients. Pink Floyd album sold separately
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Feign_empathy.exe
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(Fairness & Accuracy)
 
 
 
FAIR does a FTFY for corporate captured media's misreporting on the protests and racist police violence
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Gwinnett Daily Post)
 
 
 
Protest planned for....wait, is that the Hall of farking Justice from the Justice League??
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
The stairway to heaven is made of pizza
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
FacebooKKK
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Of course, a woman who hates democracy and the US "homo-empire" now holds a post in the White House
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The White House is angry that the First Lady is tweeting calls for peace and understanding instead of crushing your enemies' bones into dust
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Category 5 twitstorm incoming
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Musk does not have legal authority to break up Amazon
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Police face no repercussions for lying about protesters
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Well, i hope you're proud of yourselves, protesters. You've RUINED the President's weekend and caused him to have to cancel his golf trip. But don't worry, he's still planning to go to Maine Monday to do a vital inspection of a cotton swab factory
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's former Chief of Staff John Kelly says Trump has lost his memory and his mind
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
Downloading this photo of Glacier National Park to your Android phone may cause it to crash. To be fair, the photo is of the same spot used for the opening shot of The Shining
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
An attorney has been compiling a list of "isolated incidents" of police misconduct during the protests in a single twitter thread. Nearly every incident is on video. He's up to 238 and still counting
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Rudy Giuliani later admitted he farked up by cursing on live TV, but clarified that he was being sarcastic and that Piers Morgan is, in fairness, still a complete knob
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Facebook has created a tool to make it easier for athletes to delete all their racist teenage posts before they get famous
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot says Facebook will block ads from state-controlled media outlets, neglects to add most trollbot farms are not direct arms of the state
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
What ever a Jake Paul is has been charged by police for allegedly participating in a 'riot'
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Another Virginian Confederate statue is removed, this time in Alexandria
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(Retraction Watch)
 
 
 
Study claiming masks ineffective ineffective
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Jack Dorsey says, I haven't pissed off Trump enough. Let me give $3 million to Colin Kaepernick's charity
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
It's just a few bad apples. Like this New York cop who flashed a white power symbol during a protest
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin
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(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Citizens: Our facebooks and twitters have told us we're all going to be attacked and looted. Sheriff: ( paraphrasing ) you're all idiots. Reality: one man arrested for threatening peaceful protestors
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham thinks it is "unfair" how for the last three-and-a-half years Trump has been held up to the standards of a U.S. president
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The story of Jacob Wohl and Jack Burkman, a couple of swell guys just making up pranks and not-at-all creepy lowlifes with a creepy agenda
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
10-year-old girl plays every part of a Rage Against the Machine song to raise money for Black Lives Matter
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
NRA has apparently 'forgotten' to rise up against tyrannical government
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(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Spanish porn star who likes to advertise his aromatic candles shaped like male genitalia on Twitter, has been arrested on manslaughter charges following a man's death during a mystic ritual in which he inhaled psychedelic toad venom
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Disney reminds John Boyega that the Force will be with him. Always
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump freaks out over Mattis statement." I gave him a new life" then I really enjoyed firing him, which btw Obama did too
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Wed June 03, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: How Trump's Twitter tantrum affects Fark
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that the King has been dethroned, Iowa democrats' next challenge will be to De-Feenstra-te the state as well
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(Sky Sports)
 
 
 
Snooker LUCA Brecel is through to the next round of the...look, I'll be honest here. I just wanted to add to the anagram trifecta in the queue
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
49ers: Black Lives Matter. Colin Kaepernick: Say what now?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The Rupert Murdoch-owned NY Post is blowing the dog-whistles so hard the subterranean cave-dogs living beneath Mars just perked up their ears
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(The Hour)
 
 
 
Company supported by Google, Twitter and Facebook sues Trump over executive order on social media clampdown. You can read about it all over the net
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The nation of Israel has decided to argue with God. On Twitter
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(The Grio)
 
 
 
A man, charged with no crime, has been convicted by the Twitter fingers of the President of the United States
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Kate leaves black people alone when they're sitting in a park. Karen calls the cops because she can't fathom a black person living in her neighborhood. Don't be like Karen
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Kelly Clarkson: "Just curious.... where are all the 'free speechers' on this? You know, the ones that constantly defend the first amendment but only use this defense when it serves their purpose? I'll wait....' "
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LAPD uses UCLA's Jackie Robinson Stadium as a field jail for those protesting that George Floyd wasn't respected as a human being
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump bets his presidency on a 'silent majority'. Yep, in the age of Twitter, Instagram, Facebook, Snapchat, tik-tok etc, he's betting that there is a vast swathe of politcally engaged voters who are silently biding their time till Election Day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's see what happens when we create a Twitter account that simply parrots the president's postings. Oh, my... That banninated quickly
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Dick Wolf fires Law & Order writer over racist alt-right Facebook post. DUN DUN
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Don Henley wants copyright law modified to protect music, Eagles stuff, pointing out current rules are a" relic of a MySpace era in a TikTok world" ensuring Congress will have no idea what he's talking about
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
In self protection after recent race riots, African American Museum flees to Canada
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(CNN)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow Antifas?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Trump has been violating Facebook and Twitter's TOS long enough. Besides, he's going to biatch and moan no matter what they do anyway
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
FBI asks citizens to submit videos of people inciting violence in the protests, get exactly what they asked for
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
LAPD chief walks back his statement suggesting that George Floyd's death is on looters' hands
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerbot cannot process inferior human concept. ERROR:ID 10T; ABORT, RETRY, FAIL?∎
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Activision postpones new Call of Duty content so protestors can 'be seen and heard'". Because why watch the military in action in a video game when you can see the real thing on the news
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Agent provocateurs on my social media? It's more likely than you think
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(Nieman Journalism Lab)
 
 
 
U.S. police have attacked journalists more than 100 times in the past four days
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Former Reddit CEO: You gleefully helped build this monster, now fark off with your Black Lives (suddenly) Matter crocodile tears
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
After announcing a July reopening, Disney World cancels dining reservations and stops taking new hotel bookings. Magic? More like fickle
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Dick's limper than expected. What, you were expecting deep, hard-hitting journalism?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Would it surprise anyone to know that the rioters were encouraged by a Unite the Right group and not antifa?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Acting CBP director Mark Morgan Tweets that he has assembled his Sturmabteilung in DC and stands ready to crush those "groups of radicals & agitators," who dare abuse their first amendment "rights" to criticize Führer Trump
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz is the second politician to earn the Twitter Violence Glorifying Badge after suggesting "antifa" should be hunted down. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy
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(Tech Crunch)
 
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Police scanner apps are really popular right now for some reason
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Mon June 01, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
National Geographic makes a copyright claim against NASA for having NASA created footage on the NASA YouTube channel. Where is Buzz Aldrin when you need him?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Who said Trump wasn't a uniter? He's got the worst authoritarian leaders in the world coming together to take the moral high ground from the US
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
It turns out reports of tiger released from zoo during Oakland protests are about as credible as those of Tiger King being released back into the wild any time soon
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Facebook in trouble as employees say they'll resign if Zuckerberg doesn't pull his lips from Trump's flabby ass
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Oracle of Twitter spoke in 2012, a finger on a monkey's paw curled, and here we are in 2020
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
NYPD arrests DiBlasio's daughter because he isn't licking their boots fervently enough
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Bill Barr is already working on blaming Trump's future crimes on others. Crime time
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(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing millennials to favor suburban life over the city, their crippling debt and inability to purchase property have yet to comment on the situation
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
The white guy who set fire to Nashville's historic courthouse appears to have 3% tattoo on his wrist because of course he does
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Zuckerdroids are not pleased with the MCP's decision to leave Donnie's "when the looting starts..." post online
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend
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