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Mon February 06, 2023
(CNBC)
 
 
 
We'll make up the difference in volume
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Gen Z guy does some good
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Half scoop taunting the dynamite monkey
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Space Needle has waited its whole life for this moment
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Sun February 05, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I wonder if there's a way to crap on a hero's legacy and honor a man with no honor? Republicans reply with, "challenge accepted"
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
It is cold enough to freeze your wang off in Boston. No joke
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Sat February 04, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Presence of Malice: Suppose you picked up your mobile device this morning and a tragic death in your life was a front page headline. But not one thing they said was accurate... and none of it was true
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Hey Marjorie, we hear Fox News pays a lot better and the hours are much less... and I'm sure the rest of the House wouldn't mind you finding some other, more suitable, employment
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(The Kyiv Independent)
 
 
 
Day 346 of WW3: News: US allocates $5.4 million confiscated from Russian oligarch to help rebuild Ukraine. Soon-to-be Republican angst: ZOMG, this is socialisms Won't somebody think of the billionaires? It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(Fark)
 
 
 
What are some places that are best to visit in the winter months? Difficulty: no ski resorts
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(CNN)
 
 
 
What would you do if your luggage didn't fly with you on a trip and after 13 days of complaining, the airline has seemingly done nothing about it? If you're this professional poker player, you call out the airline during a televised tournament
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Fri February 03, 2023
(AP News)
 
 
 
Elon Musk cleared in Tesla tweet-fraud trial, can now get back to burning the company to the ground using his self-igniting cars
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(KPTV Portland)
 
 
 
🎶 Roll, roll roll your boat, gently towards the shore 🎶 Glad the Coast Guard was there, or you'd be no more 🎶
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man slams wife for not introducing him as pilot Roger Roger Oveur Victor to her work colleagues - despite never having flown a plane or any flight training in his life
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Arizona was the most popular state to move to in 2022, because who doesn't want to move to a state you have to share with rattlesnakes, scorpions, and Kari Lake?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Putin is going full Kim Jong-Un. Somebody needs to tell him that you never go full Kim Jung-Un
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lick my sushi bottle top
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So I hear kids are getting their cousins high on crushed up Takis and bath salts and then convince them to go to school wearing only Fruit Roll-ups. They're calling it the "Walk of Fame"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Tick Tockers have discovered the secret of how to get you to engage with with there posts, even if you don't really want too
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Thu February 02, 2023
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
That's a rap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Carvana stock up 282% YTD, outpacing the likes of Meta, Bed Bath & Beyond, and Tesla
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Illinois fan group's planned trip to Iowa takes a surprise detour to karma
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Senator Mike Lee (R-UT-roh) Declares war on Japan. Finally, a nation we know we can beat
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The Orange Goblin tells what supporters he has left to 'lock and load'
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(Southern Poverty Law Center)
 
 
 
Just what you wanted to do today: read intimate text messages from Alex Jones
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Wed February 01, 2023
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: What real drag queens think about George Santos
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Social media misogynist who bragged about taking advantage of lax Romanian laws gets to enjoy 30 more days of lax Romanian hospitality
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(Some Ukulele)
 
 
 
Play the ukulele but you've always wanted a classic electric guitar? This link is for you
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
"Bean obsessed crypto-weeb community harvested for $2.74m in cryptocurrency & NFTs" is your cryptocurrency failure word salad headline of the day
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What's the deal with this AI that has been generating an endless episode of Seinfeld on Twitch
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Lebron James and the Lakers are frustrated with biased officiating. Let's see what a report of missed calls, non-calls and last minute calls reveals. *reads report* The Lakers get more favorable calls than all but one other NBA team
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Tue January 31, 2023
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Jazz is on the cover of MLB The Show 23 which is appropriate since jazz and baseball both peaked around about the same time
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Ohio and Indiana: "Gilead: Love it or leave it." Michigan: "Come to Michigan We love brains and business." Ohio and Indiana: "WE'LL BUILD A WALL"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz won't apologize for pushing conspiracy theories about Paul Pelosi's attack. Of course not because that's what a human being with a sense of shame or decency would do, and if Cruz were that, he'd never have spread them in the first place
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
A social platform based on links to news articles? What kind of stupid idea is that?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Liberals are starting to turn on Bill Maher for being too conservative. Wait. "Starting"? "Conservative"?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Ornithological charity locked out of Twitter after repeated woodcock tweets... although to be fair, they also mentioned boobies, tits and shags, along with which local birds they woodcock, given half a chance. Will now move to expurgated Twitter
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 342 of WW3: Western allies divided over Ukraine's push for F-16s: France and Poland appear willing to entertain Kyiv's request, while the US has dismissed the possibility. It's your Tuesday Ukraine war discussion
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elmo wants TwitPay to disrupt the payments industry, and with crypto. Banks: Oh wait, let me laugh even harder
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Mon January 30, 2023
(Super Throwback Party)
 
 
 
Man who laid the first brick in the foundation for Hitsville, USA, dead at 81
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Rickey Smiley sonny dead. Frowny
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes ACTUAL daddy with a giant cigar in his mouth after the game "yeah, I am smoking on that Joe Burrow right now"
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
People are obsessed with Anne Hathaway after video surfaced of her dancing
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(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
So what's a jabroni anyway? Some type of calzone stuffed with spaghetti? Inquiring minds want to know
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The WordPress admin interface is "simply bad", Ric Romero reports from Silicon Valley
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Empire State Building lights up in green and white to celebrate the Philadelphia Eagles win. What could possibly go wrong in G-Men territory?
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(Search Engine Land)
 
 
 
Yahoo could be making a return to search. They should probably google if that's a good idea first
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
There's nothing to debate. Joseph Ossai should have known where he was on the field when he pushed Patrick Mahomes. Tag is for Ossai and the idiots making this a story
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Sun January 29, 2023
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
"It's a trap" Admiral Ackbear
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
We're all atwitter about rare mastodon fossil found in Southeast Nebraska creek bed
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Apparently, quite a few people didn't like the way this convenience store's microwave was "cleaned". Who would have thought?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
State nicknames, Scottish things, soccer, and space are all on the Fark Weird News Quiz, Jan. 19-25: MTV Censorship Edition
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "So shines a good deed in a weary world"
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because the new GOP House Majority has nothing better to do, they're thinking of investigating AT&T and DirecTV for dropping Newsmax TV
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(Fox 4 News Dallas)
 
 
 
Pancake bear face found on Mars -- subby's mom's waffle bunnies unimpressed
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Sat January 28, 2023
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Day 339 of WW3: Ukraine troops locked in fierce battle with Orcs for control of town of Vuhledar. President Zelensky says the situation at the front remains acute, particularly in the eastern Donetsk region. It's your Saturday Ukraine war discussion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
A second Frappuccino is scheduled to hit Japanese Starbucks this Valentine's Day. Cue the Opera
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(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Pack it in
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Fri January 27, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Shocking pretty much no one, leaked info indicates Musk personally ordered a lefty Twitter account shut down. He has the right to do this, but over to the right we can talk about how his so-called "absolutist" position on free speech is absolutely BS
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Inside the Brazilian WhatsApp group working to get the word out about the "true story" of conman George Santos
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
AP: please stop using the word "the" in front of disadvantaged folks, such as "the poor", or "the mentally disabled", and "the French"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz (R-oach colony wearing an ill-fitting humon suit): "I want to spend 0.000043 bitcoin on a Snickers bar, but none of the vending machines in the Capitol take them, so here's proposed legislation"
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Man accused of playing games on a government computer, avoids being fired by proving a government computer can't run Crysis
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
North Texas men in search of sex workers are mistakenly traveling to a quiet Plano neighborhood and knocking on the door of a retired woman and she's fed up with it. Plus, more sunshine but still cool weather
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Thu January 26, 2023
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Elsewhere: Scissors beats paper. Aomori: Umbrella beats sickle
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Florida man known for denying things denies having affair with male staffer
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Colorado wildlife camera surrenders after the Kim Kardashian of bear selfies drops in for an extended sesh
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(The Gamer)
 
 
 
National Security risk or one hell of an ad for War Thunder. We report, you decide
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(Nintendo Life)
 
 
 
What is the most useless piece of video game knowledge you know?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter sued in Germany for failing to follow the "don't show Nazi shiat in Germany" law
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Wed January 25, 2023
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The origins of a rightwing conspiracy -- how a post from one rando twitter user becomes a congressional investigation in five days
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Eric Swalwell murders Ted Cruz on Twitter. Go Niners
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Tesla reports earnings at 4pm this afternoon. This will either be the moment Elon gets margin called, or another group of lunatics throw money at him to keep the whole circus going
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
That burned-down Tennessee mansion from a few days ago has found a buyer. New owners probably boasting they got it at a fire sale price
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(The Intercept)
 
 
 
Welcome back to Twitter, Nazis. Not so fast there, BBC
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
How do you do, fellow kids?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
It turns out all those stories about a 40% or 50% decline in ad spending at Twitter were bullshiat. In fact, ad spending fell over 70% in December. But be sure to buy Total Twitter so you don't see all those ads they don't have
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Fox News's outrage of the day: Power-saving mode on Xbox
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
King Charles's real estate company is among those suing Elmo for nonpayment of rent
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Tue January 24, 2023
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter reverses stupid decision. This is not a repeat of every other day since Elon's purchase
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Doing remote work but not living close to your "assigned" office? That's now a firing at TikTok
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(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Houston Texans considering uniform changes for next season. Still no word on changing out the guys wearing those uniforms for next season
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
James Gunn to the Nerds: "Fark off. It won't wreck your suspension of disbelief if that AT&T lady plays both Squirrel Girl and Power Girl"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Guess how many types of cheese should be in your fridge. No, higher
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
420. That's the joke
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Consulting firm to Twitter: "How about paying our $2 million+ consulting bill?" Elon: "New twit, who dis?"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Skip Bayless annoys Twitter. Well, duh. Isn't that his job?
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Mon January 23, 2023
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster wordle of the day is 'nearly impossible' as in: "They expect you to solve four of the goddamn things simultaneously"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Joe Burrow is definitely a master of his domain
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Jerry Jones takes over the Dallas Cowboys Twitter feed
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump wants to ditch his current partner and go back to his old flame
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How 'bout them Dallas Cowboys fans?
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Guy who's lost half his advertising customers thinks "ads are too frequent" on his platform, promises to roll out "Total Twitter" soon
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Metal Gear Solid 2 player beats game using dance pad. How you can sneak past guards under a dance pad is unclear
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Sun January 22, 2023
(Welcome to Garbagetown)
 
 
 
Old and busted: platforms where we talk to each other. New hotness: shut up and buy things all day and night
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Twitter apparently hearts sex traffickers
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Japan's Deputy Chief Cabinet Secretary scolded by mom for looking like bored little boy
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(Ranker)
 
 
 
Farts in mailboxes, a Jesus butt plug, and so much other drivel from NextDoor, the app that makes Twitter look like the sophisticated repartee of the Algonquin Round Table
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Just because I tweet [it] doesn't mean people believe it," says guy who encourages you to follow him every time you visit Twitter
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Fri January 20, 2023
(GamesRadar)
 
 
 
US Customs is serious about catching them all when it comes to Pokemon, viewer discretion is advised
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elmo has exceeded his target of RIFFing 75% of Twitter's workforce, down to just 500 engineers tackling a massive multi-platform codebase
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Alphabet to abbreviate 12,000 unnecessary letters
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Oklahoma Anti-Drag Bill Will Outlaw Women Displaying 'Feminine Persona'
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet the Chinese billionaire who can actually make Elon look successful
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Thu January 19, 2023
(European Space Agency)
 
 
 
What do you want? For European Farkers to submit a drink honoring the JUICE mission to Ganymede launching in April. Sad: No ingredients consisting of a carbon chain attached to a hydroxyl group. American Farkers: Anything goes on the comments
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Guess who is happy with Musk's purchase of Twitter, other than racists, edge lords and Frank Stallone? That's right: SpaceX employees
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Bank of America says a "glitch" with Zelle was responsible for all the customers who lost money yesterday. Sen. Elizabeth Warren uses the "f" word
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Wed January 18, 2023
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Josh Hawley is obsessed with porn
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Defeat your future robotic overlords with a cardboard box
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Would you pay to own a piece of pisstory?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Twitter was successful because Dorsey was a hands-off absentee billionaire who trusted the staff. Then the new guy showed up
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Cut sales and QA to save costs, lose half your customers. Much genius, so many trails blazed
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump announces his plans to return to Facebook and Twitter. Tag is for Truth Social
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Tue January 17, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC apologises after "sex noises" were heard during coverage of football match. Foreign saboteurs suspected as Brits do not make noise during sex
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Dolan announces run for Senate in 2024. Gooby, Bogs Binny, Spoderman unavailable for comment
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(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
The person responsible for the Kendall Jenner Pepsi ad is now handling the Head and Shoulders account
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Well, someone has to pay for the snarky Twitter feed manager: Wendy's is now the most expensive fast food chain
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Hawkeye is back home
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Elmo is teaching us a new recipe: How to turn gold into lead
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Aussie horse racing jockey's pants fall down mid-race, crosses the finish line leaving his fellow competitors with an eye-full of arse (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Peloton hires a former Twitter executive so she can be part of two companies that will cease to exist in 2023
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(Tennis Tonic)
 
 
 
Congratulations Andy Murray for your epic fifth set tiebreak win over Mateo Berrettini. Now go shake hands with Hitler
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter owes its first interest payment as soon as the end of the month. Since Elon is paying a whopping 11.75% interest, he's looking into securing the debt with margin loans on his Tesla stock
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Netflix is a waste of time because they won't finish shows, so you won't finish shows, so they won't finish shows
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elmo is shocked to find out racism is everywhere on his platform. Shocked, I tell you. Shocked
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is 10 years old
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Mon January 16, 2023
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Elon Musk breaks into new market for Twitter
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Subby is actually against using AR-15s to hunt deer because .223/5.56 is basically a hopped up 22 long rifle and how many deer will end up being left to rot because most deer hunters would have a heart attack if they had to track a deer for 600 yards
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Roubles down the drain: Russian Twitter trolls in 2016 were not as cost effective as Fox News
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
Kaylee Frye is a Disney Princess. Change my mind
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(CBR)
 
 
 
DeviantArt, Midjourney, Stability AI face lawsuit for using "billions of copyrighted images" in AI art. Why, you could count all the things that are wrong with AI Art on one hand
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Trevor Lawrence has epic meal after epic win
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Sun January 15, 2023
(Daring Fireball)
 
 
 
According to leaked insider information, Elon Musk ordered Twitter to block third party applications. Open & transparent, my ass
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Tate didn't have 33 penis compensators, only 15, and now he has none
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
Hockey player you have never heard of becomes hockey player you'll never hear about again after his team discovers his homophobic and ignorant tweets
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(IndieWire)
 
 
 
2023's first celebrity feud is between Joyce Carol Oates and Steven Spielberg. Hollywood is out of ideas
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Sat January 14, 2023
(The Poke (UK))
 
 
 
Tory MP mocks constituent's twitter follower count, one, end up in the serious burns unit two days later
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
The FO may finally be emerging for Elon's FA on Twitter in 2018
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Let's see what's happening at Tesla while Elon has been playing with Twitter
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Fri January 13, 2023
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Third party Twitter apps suddenly stop working. It's because a) benign neglect, 2) malicious API tampering
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Bookstore owner goes viral after revealing customer returned $800 in books allegedly meant to stage a home. 'Don't do this to a small business''
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(Game Rant)
 
 
 
Dungeons and Dragons players are revolting
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Robbie Bachman drops out of overdrive
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
FTFA: "Most people give up on the resolutions about 10 days in. Instead, O'Donnell appears to have accomplished hers." Her resolutions: shoot guns and watch football
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter's Singaporean landlords announce new work-from-home plan for employees
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Thu January 12, 2023
(Collider)
 
 
 
First look at new Road House remake starring Conor McGregor and Jake Gyllenhaal. Be nice, until it's time to not be nice
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Tech's recent jettisoning of employees is driven more by market scrutiny of some of the bad ideas tech 'geniuses' have dumped money on in recent years - rather than economic fundamentals"
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Guy accidentally butt dials 911 while playing an online tactical shooter video game. Overhead by authorities confessing to two murders. Link includes Ring doorbell video
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Brady Feigl Brady Feigls Brady Feigl while Brady Feigling
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I herd u like a cyberpunk hellscape, so we put AI moderation in ur AI stream, so u can ban while u deny the holocaust
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
What's his Fark handle?
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Wed January 11, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Absolutely pathological liar George Santos claimed to have been one of the first Americans infected by Covid
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(AP News)
 
 
 
We are one step closer to learning why Twitter stopped us from seeing Hunter Biden's penis
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(Jezebel)
 
Hero
 
And just like that, Jerrod Carmichael's future prospects evaporated in a puff of Hubbardian smoke. But still. Absolute legend for doing this
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(Top Speed)
 
 
 
Choose the best tagline: 1) Article convinced subby to buy a couple grand worth of GM stock 2) again?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Thomas learns something new about freight cars
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Parler copies Elmo, lays off 75% of staff
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Your Wednesday schadenfreude. Welcome to Fark
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Gina Carano's first post-Mandelorean movie has come out and let's look at the box off......oh my. That's gotta be embarrassing
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today in Twitter: The Twitter account for the DC bus system is banned, but the guy who has pretty much been proven to be the "Q" of Qanon is let back on
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Tue January 10, 2023
(IGN)
 
 
 
Netflix in June 2022: We're renewing "Inside Job" for a second season. Netflix today: Did we say renew? We meant cancel
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
The Noblesville FD would like you to know it was a herd of yaks roaming the roads, not bison. We repeat, YAKS not BISON. We apologize to any bison offended by our tweet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Videos show multi-colored streetlight flying over homes across the UK then burning up in the sky. Also shows streetlights that have already landed on the ground
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Packers' Cry Walker explains his bizarre actions against Lions staff, why he generously became a meme for other NFC North teams to enjoy
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Twitter is basically a right wing ghetto now
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Mon January 09, 2023
(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri police agency will buy you free drinks if you come in to their police station on Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday. No, it's not a trap
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Insurrection in Brazil was fomented and planned on social media, in particular Twitter, which fired its Brazilian staff in November, so there is currently NO ONE making sure the policies against misinformation or inciting violence are enforced
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Immediate Evacuation Order for all of Montecito, parts of Carpinteria, Summerland & City of Santa Barbara. LEAVE NOW"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Suez Canal traffic sees release after authorities address Glory hold
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(Famadillo)
 
 
 
A TikToker makes millions screaming at people a fake word "Muñañyo" and I'm still looking for coupons
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(The Street)
 
 
 
Spot the typo in this story about Tesla investors: Until that date, the management team musk remain silent so as not to influence the share price to the benefit of certain shareholders or to the detriment of others
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Tate owned so hard by Greta he's reportedly been hospitalized. No word on if he was sent to the burn ward
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Democrat wants to deport foreign criminal
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Kenneth Copeland: Only non-Christians get covid. Now buy me another jet plane
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(Chron)
 
 
 
A Houston Astros fan was no-billed by a grand jury that decided not to indict him for throwing cans of alcohol at Sen. Ted Cruz during the team's World Series parade in early November. Good
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Sun January 08, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Large mud and rock slide closes Highway 1. This is not a repeat from any other year ending in a digit
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Krispy Kreme Japan unveils limited-edition tit doughnuts, celebrating the great tits found only in Hokkaido
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Supporters of former president living in Florida have invaded government buildings and are demanding his reinstatement
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(France 24)
 
 
 
Sorry nutters, all these weird sightings of animals moving in circles are not proof of any wild conspiracy theory. Wrap some more tinfoil around your heads ... in circles
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet Ella Irwin, Musk's new 'cutthroat' Twitter VP who is just as polarizing as her boss
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Sat January 07, 2023
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Elmo no pay severance
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Guest to Laura Ingraham: You murder mercy for profit. Laura Ingraham: Cut
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hawaii is now the US state with the longest life expectancy. Subby will go there to work on his Dracula puppet rock opera
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tesla investor questions whether Elon Musk tanks carmaker's stock on purpose. That is, of course, ridiculous: NOTHING Elon Musk does in on purpose
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Fri January 06, 2023
(Black Enterprise)
 
 
 
Hey, looky what lil' Georgie "white power hand signs" Santos gets up to when he's not busy being the first man to walk on the moon or performing open-heart surgery on himself
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(Riverfront Times)
 
Hero
 
Former Marine is running against Josh Hawley. And we've seen how poorly Hawley runs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Late night TV host Stephen Colbert makes joke about former President Reagan being in hell for doing nothing about the AIDS crisis. Right-wing Twitter: SLEAZY
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(wccftech.com)
 
 
 
AMD introduced its Ryzen 7000 series X3D performance processors, presentation brought to you by Apple MacBook Pro and its non-AMD chip
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
For $8/month, you can subscribe to Twitter Blue. For only $2, you can have the data of 200 million Twitter users
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(Independent)
 
 
 
The 2023 Blue Collar Comedy Tour set to do twelfth set in just three days
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Thu January 05, 2023
(Marijuana Moment)
 
 
 
Twitter stops suggesting that people who search for marijuana need treatment. People who search for how to back out of bad deals still on their own
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Amazon CEO has a special New Years' message for 18,000 of his employees: GTFO
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Finally, finally, Cardi B has weighed in on inflation
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Wed January 04, 2023
(CNN)
 
 
 
Woman spends six days tracking her bag as it roams the D.C. area dumpster scene along with many of its brethren. No word on if United will be charging her a self-service luggage retrieval fee
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(BBC)
 
 
 
My wife shouted, 'quick, grab your phone, we've got a two-legged fox on the lawn'
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
Twitter Me Elmo doesn't understand dystopias or Venn diagrams
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(RTE Ireland)
 
 
 
Christmas is not yet over, so it's obviously the best time to put Easter eggs on supermarket shelves
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
NFL decides the Bills-Bengals game will not be resumed this week, relieving players and fans, and upsetting bookies
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Apple hiking battery replacement prices by $20+. Tim Apple's got to get you one way or another
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(CNN)
 
 
 
All 32 NFL teams have changed their Twitter profile picture to "Pray For Damar"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yeah, he broke
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Tue January 03, 2023
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Once, twice, three times a loser
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Insta is the new TikTok, says increasingly nervous Instagram CEO
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Frontier Airlines gives free tickets to people who adopt a cat. Meanwhile Southwest considering giving a Free Cat to people who fly their airline
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(AP News)
 
 
 
CEO promises to sell 50% more product in 2022. Misses goal because he was off Twittering with himself
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon has re-focused his energy on his other grift of SpaceX which is drawing in massive new investment at a $140b valuation
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
D'oh! Chris Ledesma, music editor for The Simpsons, has died
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
After a brief conference, Matt Gaetz says he will not support Kevin McCarthy for Speaker of the House, emphasizing that he's not kidding around this time
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Mon January 02, 2023
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
[Avowed far-right militant] [Elon Musk] They're the same
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ready-made Fark headline: MAGA guy who calls Democrats paedophiles turns out to be a paedophile
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Well, that's a low bar
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Elon and my uncle Rob have the same approach to the fact that the rent is too damn high
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
There are going to be some lonely monkeys as flooding destroys only road to zoo
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here are the real Twitter Files--not from Elon Musk, but from the January 6th Committee
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Sun January 01, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
CNN can't even handle counting backward from 10
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today makes some fascinating 2023 predictions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Voting is on for the worst legal take on Twitter for 2022. Follow thread for the contestants. Anyone stupid enough to defend them in the comments will get a free GED in Law
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Komo)
 
 
 
Seattle business evicted after manager refuses to pay rent
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Ha Ha gets his last laugh in the NFL
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Trudeau weighs in on the divisive topic of dog pants
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Fri December 30, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meet the leading contenders to replace the Twitter emperor
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
I'm a psychologist and Twitter 'shadow banned' people for spreading alternative facts about Covid which is a form of gaslighting which leads to reduced amygdala activity and that is why your relatives are defriending you and not because you're an ass
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Going to the gym means you're fatphobic. I know it's true because a TikTok influencer told me
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(Some Stormchaser)
 
 
 
Storm Duck commits to Penn State. No word on what Storm Eagle and Storm Owl are going to do
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Twitter Me Elmo fires janitorial staff, forcing employees to scrounge for toilet paper and work around growing piles of trash
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Rep. Tommy Flanagan, R-N.Y. announces his engagement to Morgan Fairchild
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Thu December 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Guess who just got margin called
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Elon Musk makes 'significant' backend server architecture changes to Twitter's serves, annnd, it goes exactly as well as you'd expect
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tesla's worst-ever year brings $17bil windfall for shorts. Maybe global warming does have a few bright spots
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Unhinged woman tries to save the 'Death of a Salesman' on Broadway
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Rian Johnson denies Glass Onion is about who it's about
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(Ars Technica)
 
Hero
 
Mastodon tells VCs to buzz off
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Wed December 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ariana Grande continues to be Manchester's favorite daughter
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Presidential candidate declares he is not a bedwetter, hopes to lead the New Nigerian People's Front to victory. There's nobody we hate more than the People's Front of Nigeria or the Nigerian Popular People's Front. Bloody splitters
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
Mike "I'm a man, I'm 40, COME AFTER ME" Gundy snaps on reporter after game. This is not a repeat from 2007
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Incompetent Billionaire CEO has a good chuckle on-air with his fellow Plutocrats about the 5,000 people whose lives he upended by taking away their jobs in a fit of pique. And now we'd like to thank our podcast's sponsor Robespierre's Guillotines
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So they were charging before?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"At this point, it may be easier to change a tire on a Model S in under 10 minutes than to try to call a bottom in Tesla's battered stock." Ouch
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Today's Twitter nontroversy -- what's the plural of Cheeze-It?
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
This is why the Postal Service needs new trucks
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rep. James Comer (R-KY) wants to know if President Biden ordered the federal government to censor Twitter in 2020, before he was even elected. Lucsly and Dulmur from Temporal Investigations are on the case
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Tue December 27, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Old billionaire guy tells everyone to shut up and stop complaining about being poor because reasons. Marie Antoinette would nod knowingly if it wasn't for a severe neck injury
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Is this supposed to be satire?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Will TFG try to claim a pocket veto? He's so nuts, who knows?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Tesla stock crashes and burns, just like the cars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Former Russian President and Putin's replacement-in -waiting shows he's got access to that same high-quality intel his boss has, as he predicts Germany and France will go to war in 2023 and a civil war in the US will end with Elon Musk as president
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Labor attorney nicknamed Sledgehammer Shannon is coming for Elno over Bird Company layoffs
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Living Nostradamus' issues terrifying prediction that a 'three dimensional underground portal' will open underneath Area 51 in 2023. Subby, who wants to be taken, will be waiting with his tin-foil parachute ready to jump in (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Subby has read this article a few times and still doesn't know what the trend is. Something involving pretending celebrities died, Twitter, TikTok and Lois Griffin. It's a smorgasbord of stupidity
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Southwest Airlines officially loses all bowel control
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(Wales Online)
 
 
 
Someone hacked Piers Morgan's Twitter account and posted racist, hateful things. So, how can they tell it was hacked?
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Doctor can't sleep at night because someone is wrong on the Internet
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Twitter wants you to know Delaware and Seattle are equidistant from San Francisco
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Mon December 26, 2022
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Pence spokesman denies that Pence is running for President in 2024. Typical Pence chaotic move disrupts norms, causes confusion
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
The perfect office chair for your boss so he can make rock hard decisions to further sink your company into bankruptcy
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen, as we honor the late Steelers legend Franco Harris, please turn your attention to the video board for these commercial messages
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Sun December 25, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Stupid is as stupid does
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(Nature)
 
 
 
Start mourning the death of Science Twitter
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(@briankrebs Mastodon)
 
 
 
400+ million Twitter logins were scraped a year ago. Hacker threatening to leak them if not paid off. Either way, Elmo loses as EU penalties applicable
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What can you make with 1.5 tons of tomatoes and sand?
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(Canada Today)
 
 
 
Turns out Elon has a brother. Who also has thoughts and opinions
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not only is this the rare exception to Betteridge's Law, but it assumes he already hasn't
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter's contract janitors went on strike, and lost their jobs. Which raises the question, with all those Twitter workers sleeping in their office, who is cleaning the bathrooms?
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Sat December 24, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Losing darts ace bows out classy, tosses a no-look 180 with final throw (possible nsfw content on page)
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Now, this. THIS is a "let them fight" matchup I can get totally behind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
You can't blame the plunge in Tesla's stock value solely on Elon Musk's idiocy about Twitter
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(MSN)
 
 
 
As Twitter started in implosion, a bunch of alternatives popped up and said they were ready for the big-time. Let's see how that is going for them, and ... oh dear
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(Hot Air)
 
 
 
Mark Levin slams Drudge for not being extreme far-right enough
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Some of you may die but it's a sacrifice I am willing to make
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So twitter is still good for something
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Fri December 23, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Bloomberg mulling acquisition of WSJ/Dow Jones, and/or WaPo ...still no taste for fowl tasting Twitter
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
How do Americans feel about Elon Musk? Just like in an election, about a third of respondents think one way, a third feel another way, and the last set have no clue what the hell is going on
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Candace Owens spreads baseless claim, which will just make her more popular with the base
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
Drew joins Middays with Jayme and Grayson on 98.1 KMBZ in Kansas City this afternoon at 12:30 ET to discuss twitter, time travel, and the state of the media
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Metaverse is a Metanothing. TikTok is about to become illegal. Elmo is burning Twitter to the ground. Is it the end of social media as we know it?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Enron Musk promises not to sell anymore Tesla stock for two years. He means it this time. Hey, why are you laughing?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even "free speech absolutist" Elmo has his limits when it comes to Half Scoop exercising his coke fueled Photoshopping
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Twitter is "a crashing plane with its engines on fire" according to the moron who set the engines on fire and sent the plane into a stalled tailspin
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Of all the "let them fight" situations this has to be top of the list
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
JJ Watt has 111.5 career sacks not including this sack he just leveled on a Twitter troll
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(Seattle Met)
 
 
 
Uh, the Internet?
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Get ready for a lot of weirdos showing up looking for Drew
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
'We are going to completely rebuild Twitter' How are you going to do that? 'Shut up jackass'
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
"Get in the car, loser, we're going losing." Degree of difficulty: not the orange man-baby shrieking
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Emperor Musk: Now, witness the firepower of this fully ARMED and OPERATIONAL Twitter poll
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Begun, the lawsuits filed by former Twitter employees fired by Elmo have
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wood you believe it? Man arrested for attempting to fight a tree
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
R.I.P. curry king who invented Chicken Tikka Masala, the world will remember you for your spice of life
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Josh "Speed Demon" Hawley appeals to his incel base by telling them to stop being incels. Yeah, that's the ticket
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Latest Twitter Files reveal that the Church Lady was right about who was really in charge there
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In just over three and a half Scaramuccis or approximately two-thirds of a Truss, Geohot has resigned from Twitter. At least he fixed the non-dismissable login pop-up after you scroll a bit, leaving the service improved for non-users and those not logged in
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(MIT Technology Review)
 
 
 
Presenting the Worst Technology of 2022 awards ceremony. Fark snubbed yet again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lawmakers debating whether to give Ukrainian president Volodymyr Zelenskyy enough money to buy Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If these two crazy kids can't make it work, what chance do any of us have?
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
"We're hearing a lot of that"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
♫ Deck the beard with baubles of folly... fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la ♪
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Elmo to step down as Twitter CEO "when he finds someone foolish enough to take the job", i.e. the next time he looks in the mirror
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Hey Carl, I don't think that truck will make it over that railroad crossing." "Oh relax, Earl, what's the worst that could happen?" Meanwhile, off in the distance, a train whistle blows
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Tue December 20, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Well this is quite a plot twist in the Musk "stalker" story
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, looks like the choice of who should run twitter after Elmo steps down has been settled
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Author decides now is the time to shame millennials for overused memes from over 10 years ago
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(Fox Business)
 
 
 
It was like this when I got here
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elmo's lost interest, wants a new shiny jingly toy
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(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
What if the crazies are the ones who take down Kevin McCarthy?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Free speech "absolutist" implements poll tax
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Explaining Elmo's actions the last few days
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
With job perks disappearing, what was/is the best perk you've had/have?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Crazy stalker following Grimes turned out to just want to know how to pronounce X Æ A-Xii
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Food. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for D'awww. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Fandom. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Business. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Sports. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Headline of the Year 2022 final voting for Discussion. Voting closes 4pm Eastern today! Vote!
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Mon December 19, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Begun, the Wall Street downgrades of Tesla stock have
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In this universe, criminal charges against Trump won't hurt him, because his supporters aren't paying any attention to what's happening
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(Ask A Manager)
 
 
 
And the Worst Boss of 2022 is...yeah, that seems right
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Vox Populi, Vox Dei
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hello, Board of Tesla, this is Congress and the SEC. You're going to be going through some things because your CEO is insane
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Defund the police
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Elmo: The people have spoken, I'm letting the journalists back on. Less than 12 hours later: YOINK
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(Boobies)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: The best gift Santa Claus ever brought you
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Graphic design is my passion
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Japanese grandma's lifehack is all about peeling a mandarin efficiently
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I just saw my beloved Bruins team goalie attempt a 195 foot shot on an empty net, and only missed by a cat hair. My questions now are these: DIT
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Former Facebook security chief Alex Stamos points out Tesla's continued stock losses could allow activist investors to attempt wrestling control of the company from Phoney Stark
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Sat December 17, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Turns out you'd have a better chance to get a satellite into orbit with something powered by subby's farts than with China's methane-fueled orbital rocket
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Leon Muskox: Hey journalists, you can rejoin Twitter on the condition you stop posting all that journalism
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Hey, you're the cancer, buddy
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Meta no longer Doomed
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Statesplanation: We can just ignore him, you know
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
2022 has been the year of the implosion -- FTX, Ticketmaster, TFG, Twitter, and Liz Truss. What's next? Place your bets to the right
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Pickle Me Elmo backs down, unbanninates journalists
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(The Mainichi (Japan))
 
 
 
Nagasaki assemblyman apologizes for doing chin-ups on train while drunk from his high school class reunion. "I'd like to contemplate my next course of action after consulting the relevant people"
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Fri December 16, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
In a move absolutely no one could've seen coming, another vendor Musk stiffed is suing Twitter
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(Semafor)
 
 
 
Muskrat seeks to offload Twitter stake at $54.20 a share
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Toronto proudly announces that it scored
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Poor little Tesla investors, Daddy Musk left them all alone in this deep dark forest
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