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Tue July 17, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
It's going to be an awkward Thanksgiving this year as the Salt Lake Tribune owned by Paul Huntsman calls for Russian Ambassador Jon Huntsman to resign
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(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
What if Donald Trump had the demeanor of Mr. Rogers? Someone has made a comic strip with that vision
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
House GOP: Why isn't Facebook pushing these right-wing conspiracies harder? CHEXMEX LIBERACE
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As if Crocs weren't classy and sexy enough already, they just came out with a high heeled version
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Parents are now throwing their daughters period parties. Expect all kinds of strings to be pulled so guests can have a bloody good time
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
"Free Market Conservative" Steve King (R-acist) proposes nationalizing Google, Facebook, and Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh to be a Russian bug in the White House wall
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh to be a Russian bug in the White House wall
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Trump, you just made yourself Russia's biatch on the world stage. How much more subservient can you go? Trump: Hold my Big Mac (with "I'm Eric's the smart one of the family" screenshot goodness)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Blake Shelton falls on stage after bringing back the moonshine
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
After failing to meet expectations, Weibo stock gets paddled
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's check in to see what Al Qaeda says about today
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Guild Wars 2 studio ArenaNet has managed to do the unthinkable: Screw over its employees and bring GamerGate out of hibernation in a single act
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman emerges from her hotel bath to find maggots on the floor. Which naturally gives the Mirror the perfect reason to show her cleavage in a bikini top
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"[POLITICAL PARTY 1] are for us, [another major US political party] - against - 50/50. Our move here is very important"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When even the administration's FCC toadie Ajit Pai is concerned about the anticompetitiveness of a merger, you know it's bad
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The Mueller indictment says Russia hacked and stole all Clinton's campaign data and analytics in September of 2016. Coincidentally here's a story from the first week of October about Trump drastically changing his ad buying strategy
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Alzheimer's Association lists symptoms to watch out for, such as problems with words in speaking or writing and decreased or poor judgment. They suggest checking Twitter accounts to find undiagnosed sufferers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Filming of Downton Abbey movie set to start production later this summer and includes the full principal cast
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(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
When a group of Atwater locals challenge some Proud Boys drinking at a bar owned by the writer of Michael Bay's "Armaggedon", only the fake bad reviews on Yelp win
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Navy's one-year-old $13bn jalopy goes back to the shop for a year. You guessed it, it's a Ford
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
We have officially exceeded maximum stupidity
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So that English diver that criticized Elon Musk. Ever wonder what he's doing in Thailand? Elon has a theory
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fake news media lines up to support fake news reporter after fake allegations of fake disrespect against the fake President
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(STLToday)
 
 
 
The St Louis Cardinals, who change managers only slightly less frequently than the Steelers change head coaches, have fired Mike Matheny
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Sat July 14, 2018
(AOL)
 
 
 
Obviously it's the black guy's fault. Asinine, Stupid and Dumbass tags fight three-way battle for supremacy
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Yes. Duh
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(Metro)
 
 
 
White House facepalms on Twitter, claims Scotland is not part of UK
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Experts are concerned that even in 'family mode,' having a sex robot in your home might be damaging to children. Well, duh. At the very least, confusing
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Trump "I was in Scottland the day before Brexit vote and told everyone it was going to pass." BBC No you arrived the day after. First Lady's communication director "I have photos proving he was here before the vote, but they're on my other phone"
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Why do nudists love Twitter so much?
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 202 Julia Budd vs Talita Nogueira, Eduardo Dantas vs Michael McDonald. Prelims stream at 7 PM ET, Main card at 9 PM ET on Paramount Network
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When you've lost the London Evening Standard
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
When you've lost the London Evening Standard
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
My family says they are Bavarian, so I was raised wearing unwashed Lederhosen. Turns out I should have been wearing a Sari
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
New Laker Lance Stephenson is excited to play with...Kyle Kuzma?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Because this is the darkest timeline, even the #PlaneBae story has fallen into the dark abyss
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Thu July 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
What is it about the far right nutters that has Silicon Valley bending over backwards to cater to them?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Russian government-controlled Internet Research Agency has created more than 50 "sleeper" sites that appear to be legit local news sites and are currently publishing 100% true local news stories and amassing thousands of regular readers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stable genius is theoretically getting NATO to pay up. Nothing funnier than Trump claiming he's sane
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"My presumption, based on that horrible, disgusting behavior -- that the American population would not elect someone demonstrating that behavior to be president of the U.S." Yeah, you and me both, buddy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "What good is NATO?" Sen. Mark Warner: "NATO is the reason that summit you're at isn't being conducted in Russian." Oh, snapski
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
"Neither firefighters nor police said why or how the man was in the sewer"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Macron, immediately after Donnie's pro-NATO presser: Don't peddle your bullshiat here, comrade
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stormy does jail
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Wed July 11, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is losing followers on Twitter. So is Obama, as Twitter cleans up suspicious accounts
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez wins a primary over a powerful democratic incumbent. No, this is not a repeat from two weeks ago, she won ANOTHER one, in a district she wasn't even running in, thanks to write-in votes
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump:"Many countries in NATO, which we are expected to defend, are not only short of their current commitment of 2% (which is low), but are also delinquent for many years in payments that have not been made." NATO: "Um yeah, about that"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Drinker orders horrifying looking Guinness and Sprite cocktail, automatically loses right to beer towel. What's the worst drink you ever saw someone order?
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
"Avatar: The Last Airbender's" head writer is making a new animated fantasy series for Netflix. And from looking at the poster, this is just a guess, but dragons may be involved somehow
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Farnsworth on his new cave submarine: "IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS, why shouldn't it?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Then they wrote a bill to go after nazi-punching anti-fascists, and I got a 15-year prison sentence for being a nazi-punching anti-fascist
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
TomI Lahern thinks government shouldn't legislate morality, in one specific case. Anyway now everyone hates her
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New glasses promise to cure motion sickness, any thoughts of looking cool
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
NFL owners would prefer it if politics stayed out of their sport. Unless it's when they're voicing their support for the SCOTUS nomination
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(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Stop me if you've heard this one, Insane Clown Posse buys a fursuit
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Our long national nightmare is over: IHOb is now back to IHOP
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering what the most viral Tweets regarding the World Cup have been, then today is your lucky day
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Mon July 09, 2018
(NYPost)
 
Video
 
"Now make a wish and blow out the flames." "Okay, I wish my car wasn't on fire." *blowing sounds*
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The BBC's highly respected Panorama news programme is running an episode on Trump the sexual predator tonight. Keep in mind, the UK has much stricter libel laws than the US
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Twitter shares fall more than 9% after the company announces it has purged another 70 million fake accounts. Maybe Russia needs to reprogram some of its bots to go to ZeroHedge and Motley Fool and proclaim Twitter the "buy of the century"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting article using real journalism explores what's up with people paying their credit card bills so late all the time
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
A look at what those petty Nextdoor posts reveal about the soul of the country
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Teenage girl arrested for trying to gain Instagram followers. At least somebody is taking steps to rid the world of internet celebrities
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Motorcycle racer William Dunlop dies in practice, racing community deflated
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump has denuclearized the Korean Peninsula, given everyone health care, lowered taxes to zero, cut all wasteful government spending, solved immigration, mowed the South Lawn, and greenlit Firefly for three more seasons
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Adult temper-tantrum goes on as planned, shuts down major interstate, consumes a significant amount of broke state's resources, ignites Twitter feud between two conniving politicians, changes absolutely nothing
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
North Korea selects the adjective "regrettable" to describe their talks with Mike Pompeo as Kim Jong-Un laments burning out this fuse up here alone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Scooter rider in China with zero awareness runs red light, meets minivan with zero awareness... and leaves Darwin disappointed
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
You may want to reconsider that trip to the shore this weekend
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(Fox 11 Online)
 
 
 
In a display of gritty tenacity against certain oblivion, a dirty snow pile is managing to hang on in the shelter of a Wisconsin parking structure
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends over 70 million accounts during the past two months. Just 900 million to go
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
The Anatomy of a Metahuman: A reference book filled with comic-book science about just how the superpowers of DC's greatest heroes and villains actually work. NERDGASM
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World Cup goalkeeper used Twitter to track down a fan and give him the shirt off his back. Stay classy Simon
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
World Cup goalkeeper used Twitter to track down a fan and give him the shirt off his back. Stay classy Simon
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
There's getting your ass chewed on by your boss...then there's getting your ass chewed on by an alligator. In other news, horses now have GoFundMe healthcare insurance
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Fighting league announcer went full Steve Harvey when announcing the winner of a fight
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe jokes about his massive.....beard?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will America witness the end of democracy? Will Europe save our bacon? Will even more Republican Senators commit treason in the open? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Man tweets: 'If England gets to the quarter finals with that squad, I will get the 23 man squad names tattooed on me'. England get to quarter finals. Tattoolarity ensues
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
What do you get when you cross a Rottweiler and a Chihuahua wearing an Uncle Sam hat? Hopefully a greenlight, because the picture of this is adorable
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox Business correspondent: Trump is complaining about anonymous sources? He's been one of mine for years
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
How Silicon Valley is like the Soviet Union
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new idiot, Bill Shine, has a crazy wife. You know that because her Twitter feed was deleted an hour after Shine got the job. Something about hating on the women who accused Fox celebs of sexual harrassment. And she's an antivaxxer
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(SB Nation)
 
 
 
South African KFC beautifully trolls Brazilian soccer star Neymar
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Planned protest against the imprisonment of UK far right leader scrapped because his supporters would rather watch the world cup
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Henry Winkler tweets about his fishing trip. "AAAAAAYYYYYYYY"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This coming Saturday's Trump tweet: "I never met Jim Jordan. I don't know who he is. Was the the congressional coffee boy? I dunno. But if these allegations are true. Yeesh. I hope I never met the guy"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man washes up on Florida beach. I guess he missed his shower that morning
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(Twitter)
 
NewsFlash
 
So long and thanks for all the dead fish
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In response to deep-right trolling, here are liberal letters from the Second Civil War: "My Dearest Love, I was captured at the battle of Starbucks and have been forced to watch the Dukes of Hazzard for what feels like eternity"
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
South England rocked by huge 3.1-magnitude quake, the 3rd one in 8 days. This one reportedly resulted in some lawn chairs falling over and a monocle falling into a glass of sparkling wine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The authors that wrote Trump's books for him confirm that Trump can't read a book, let alone write one
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
So, there's a lot of Big Brother contestants this season who have been accused of racism and sexual harassment
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sure, threaten OPEC. That will surely end well
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti announces his candidacy for president
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I love swimming, fishing, long romantic strolls on the beach, cuddling when it's cold, and regurgitating food into my offspring's mouth"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen just removed the statement "personal attorney to President Donald J. Trump" from his Twitter bio. FLIP FLIP FLIPADELPHIA
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Woman with bone sticking out of leg begs bystanders to not call ambulance, out of fear of the cost. This is why the rest of the world looks at us funny
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(Remezcla)
 
 
 
Not news: Woman wears the same shirt on the 4th of July for 20 years. Fark: It's the Panamanian flag
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
Blockchain of penny cryptocurrency Syscoin compromised; SYS goes from $0.45 to $6,230,000 before imploding
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A couple days ago, Paris Hilton asked her Twitter followers to tell her something she doesn't know. Hilarity ensued
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Goofus finds his son applying eye makeup and ships him off for conversion therapy. Gallant says, "That looks so frickin' awesome." Hero tag is for Dad
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(The Wrap)
 
 
 
CNN, NBC and CBS: That video you took of the jet engine losing parts during your flight is scary, can we use your picture and credit you? Photographer: Sure thing. Fox News: Hey, can we use your - Photographer: Nooooooooooooope
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After discovering an "Impeach 45" t-shirt for sale on Walmart's website, Trump supporters are vowing to boycott the store - meaning most of them will be dead from starvation within about two weeks or so
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Girlfriend almost falls for 'sympathetic' boyfriend's 'anal sex' hayfever cure. Almost
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Alex Jones makes Twitter a better place for once
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Customers are so unhappy with Harley Davidson shifting European market motorcycle production to Europe that they stopped buying American market bikes last year
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"I once thanked an ATM for dispensing money." People share their most embarrassing moments in this legendary Twitter thread. Let's share our own embarrassing moments in this thread
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(Slate)
 
Audio
 
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Neymar once again suffers a life-threatening injury and is cured after a minute by rolling around on the ground and crying
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's 'United States Fair and Reciprocal Tariff Act,' Brought to you by those lovable stinkers of the South Harmon Institute of Technology
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
The same staff member who wrote all those racist newsletter articles
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Conservatives on Twitter duped by Russian bot farms again and it's only Monday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Newsmax host that published pictures of Ocasio-Cortez's childhood home is tripling down, getting worse at this as it goes on
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you're into having bad news delivered by a cute redhead, have we got a subway system for you
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Chinese scientists build lethal 'laser' assault rifle that will be able to burn through your clothes and light you on FIRE, no word yet on whether they're working on one that also shoots BBQ sauce
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Liam Payne and Cheryl Cole are both back on the market
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here's your chance to name the new high-speed quad ski lift at Loveland ski area in Colorado. You know what to do
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Sun July 01, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
At Finsbury Park, the biggest lines for the bar and bathrooms were during the Liam Gallagher and Queens of the Stone Age sets as it was basically paid intermission
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The Strong Tank Challenge is a simple competition. Eight nations blow stuff up for a week and in the end the Germans win
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Tri-State Homepage)
 
 
 
When firing up the grill for your July 4th celebrations, do you prefer wood, charcoal, or propane when cooking your antibiotic-resistant bacteria?
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Josh Homme shares letter Anthony Bourdain wrote to his daughter after he smashed her daddy's guitar
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The King of Saudi Arabia bends the oily knee
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Remember to love your mothers, for they are our last line of defense to protect and defend America as these photos beautifully farking illustrate
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NRA issues direct and unambiguous warning to the "lying media"; their "time is running out"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz discovers remnants of atrophied spine, says don't vote for Nazis
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Four-year-old girl almost puts her dad in the doghouse after she tells her mom about a 'bra' in daddy's car
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Fox News checked to see if the ideology of the Capital Gazette indicated they deserved to be shot; Hannity blamed it on Maxine Waters anyway
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(Independent)
 
 
 
In consideration of civility re: journalist killings, may I present Dana Loesch, who claimed journalists should be "curb stomped" and are "rat bastards" and "a boil on the backside of American politics"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Sex workers leave Twitter for Switter. I think we can see where the German scat fetishists are heading next
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Japan is going nuts over their new World Cup mascot, and it doesn't even have tentacles
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(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
It's the end of an era, as SpaceX launches their last previously-used Block 4 Falcon 9 to the ISS. Liftoff scheduled for 5:42 AM Eastern time, oontz starts about 5:25
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Pandas: Vital to international efforts to protect vulnerable species or attention-hogging "doofuses" too stupid to live?
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(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
And the latest left wing radicals calling to abolish ICE are... ICE
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Thu June 28, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"North Korea continues to build its nuclear program while protesters in Portland are being confronted by police and violence is continuing in...OMG JULIA ROBERTS NOW HAS AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT"
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
"Why You're Being Kept In A Constant State Of Impotent Rage"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Capital Gazette shooter with no ID or fingerprints has been identified, police now investigating what's in the box (link updated)
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(Time)
 
 
 
Time releases their list of the 25 most influential people on the internet. Come for the "Who?" stay for the "Gah, not this asshole"
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Harlan Ellison has died
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep. Peter Roskam (R-IL) is confused about the D
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rod Rosenstein just embarrassed Rep Jordan (R-OH) a little bit - "No sir, there is no way to subpoena phone calls"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Do do do a barrel roll, barrel roll
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Running on to the tarmac barefoot, wearing only underpants, and trying to beat up airplanes while talking to yourself is definitely no way to go through life son
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Facebook easing its ban on cryptocurrency ads. In other news, "GET YOUR ZUCKERBUCKS NOW. Totally non-traceable. Safe. Private. Secure"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing a metaphor for Vietnam-era Donald Trump at Red Hen restaurant
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(Gizmodo)
 
Woofday
 
Poncho the Spanish Police Dog goes viral for showing off his CPR skills. No word on whether he prefers Stayin' Alive or Another One Bites the Dust. Welcome to your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday thread (w/video)
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Grimm gets clobbered in the most revoltin' development since that 1994 Roger Corman film
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump insists that the big takeaway from Democratic Socialists of America candidate defeating Democrat Joe Crowley in their primary is that Crowley should have been nicer to The Donald
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump insists that the big takeaway from Democratic Socialists of America candidate defeating Democrat Joe Crowley in their primary is that Crowley should have been nicer to The Donald
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(News and Guts)
 
 
 
Dan Rather weighs in on the hand-wringing: "President Trump and the GOP bemoaning a lack of civility is a hypocritical farce"
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Buzzfeed discovers the Greater Internet Farkwad Theory, blames internet
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sessions: Let me show you the projector of my people
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(Inside Edition)
 
 
 
The girlfriend in the 'Distracted Boyfriend' meme shows off her O-face in ads again and again and again and again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
To the surprise of no one, LiAngelo sucks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This is how much CNN's Jim Acosta hates Trump supporters. The guy's a monster
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
After receiving the compliment from King Abdullah, Trump turns to reporters: "Remember, he used the word humility with respect to me, so I am very happy with that word. Probably the nicest compliment I've been given in a long time"
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
It sucks trying to still recover after being stabbed 14 times because company policy only allowed one meat per nacho order
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Revell releases toy model in Germany that makes it look like one of the proposed Nazi flying saucers actually worked, historians pissed
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
DC-Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Bathroom Law To Be
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(Bitcoinist)
 
 
 
This blockchain headline is coming from a Bitcoin trade media source
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the president making a veiled threat to a sitting member of Congress that the Red Hatters are sure to carry out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes demands Rod Rosenstein admit that he's the one spreading the grapefruit meme around the DOJ. *stands up* I'm Rosenstein
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr breaks down in tears during interview, explaining that she's not a racist, she's an idiot. Why not both?
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though some people who telecommute take advantage of the situation to not work as many hours as they should
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(StyleCaster)
 
Boobies
 
Kendall Jenner is being body-shamed for her small boobs. In other news, people on Twitter are big meanies
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you're going to endorse a Neo-Nazi right wing politician on Twitter, make sure you tag him and not an 18 year-old with 111 followers, because everyone is going to point out how the teen is more qualified. Tough lesson learned for Donald Trump
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The week is just starting and Trump is already insulting the Red Hen folks on Twitter. It's only downhill from here, let's get drunk
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(MSN)
 
 
 
After Panama's profoundly pathetic performance at the World Cup, USMNT fans on Twitter just won't shut up about the USA's monumental failure to qualify, declare that England and Belgium would have rinsed them just as thoroughly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mancunians who bought £100 Billy Joel tickets enraged at Old Trafford stage setup that prevented them from seeing most of the performance. They didn't start the ire
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump makes a major immigration policy announcement
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(The Root)
 
 
 
#Restaurants4Sarah
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Cartoon Brew)
 
 
 
If you want to see the new Three Caballeros series, you need to hop a plane to the Philippines
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The entirety of Weird Al's Self-Indulgent Vanity Tour is now streaming. It's behind a paywall, but Al was nice enough to share a code for a free month with everybody
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rogue state denies Red Cross access to internment camps
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions does not want you interfering with the Border Police or there will be consequences
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why release this on a Saturday night?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Can someone please suggest some safe places for Republican politicians to go?
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Oregon DMV employee on leave after auditioning for Fox News on Facebook
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
John McAfee's wacky life keeps on rolling along, but just barely
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(Pajiba)
 
 
 
So much for the tolerant left
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Sat June 23, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So, this happened, again
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
They take one of ours out at the ballot box, we put one of theirs in the hospital - it's the Appalachian Trail way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee so upset about his family being called racist he tweets images from a Nazi website
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Republican Senator Jim Lankford warns that Russian bots and trolls are inflaming public opinion against the Trump administration's immigration policies. Oh, so NOW he cares about Russian trolls interfering in our politics
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Time has run out for NBC's 'Timeless'
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Book value of a new Ferrari decreases by 30% after you leave dealer, 100% if you total it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
#OccupyFoxNews, the hot new left-wing idea to shut them down. Good luck with that
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Australian troops deployed to Afghanistan had a secret weapon for getting information out of suspected Taliban sympathizers: HEDGEHOGS
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Fourth long-time, well-known NFL referee quitting the League this off-season. Something is going on
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Twitter acquires Smyte, immediately proceeds to smite clients who bought into "Trust and safety as a service"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
U.S. Senate candidate from Maine goes to ICE detention center with toys, bedding and water for kids there. He's arrested and sent to jail. Same facility Melania Trump went to, but that's not important right now
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Rachel Riley 'naked on Countdown' picture sends Twitter wild
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, camp Granada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump: "Who knew immigration could be so complicated. Fark it, let's just deal with it next year"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed this tidbit from today's hearing, all 50 states were hit by Russian cyber attacks in the lead up to the 2016 election
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Thu June 21, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Summer in New York, that time of the year when commuters curse the MTA everyday on Twitter as the subway begins it's annual meltdown
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
So what originally got you into playing D&D?
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(IGN)
 
 
 
I, for one, welcome our neanderthal minibrain connected to a crab robot overlords
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Hey you, yes you, stop staring at Elastigirl's butt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And here's the Twitter temper tantrum
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Susan Rice chimes in on the US leaving the UN Human Rights Council, doesn't mince words
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Stephen Miller got doxed, but his army of Twittiots tried to stop it
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Host of The Apprentice says something racist on Twitter. No, not that one
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of Twitter account to troll the Trump Administration so expertly. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster IS that Twitter account
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
The reaction when people find out their photos are being used by a Twitter bot: "In other news, I'm now a motorcycle-riding, sushi-eating, Arizona-loving supporter of some governor I've never heard of. Nice"
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Vader time is up
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(Some Guy)
 
Boobies
 
Feminist professor shows up to formal university dinner in her birthday suit. NSFW
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
The Sprint/T-Mobile merger will increase access, bring prices down, create jobs, and get you a date with T-Mobile girl
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Holocaust scholar: quit comparing the US to Nazi Germany, saying, "this is how it begins." You're wrong; we're already several stages on the way
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republican Lt Governor from one of the nation's most conservative states tweets the truth
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Tue June 19, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
VP Pence says that we had to leave the UN's Human Rights Council because of their continuing refusal to endorse or condone our abusive policies- just not in those words
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Drake is a wizard
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
In wake of Osaka earthquake, Twitter buzz begins fingering foreigners for unspecified "crimes" committed against native Japanese. "Who are those Koreans poisoning water in the wells every time a quake happens?"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Former senior Democratic National Committee adviser: A 10-year-old child with Down syndrome was ripped away from her mother. Lewandowski: "Womp womp"
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
Jeff Sessions receives an award at the National Sheriff's Convention. He then references the Anglo-American history that the job has. He must mean the English/American legal history, right? He can't be that much of a racist, can he? Survey says...
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Spray parks are a great way to cool off in the heat of the summer... unless they're spraying raw sewage all over your kids. POOP FOUNTAIN!
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump's Twitter derp is now full wharrgarbl. What comes after full wharrgarbl?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mexico-bound plane really steps up its in-flight entertainment
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Continuing his global outreach, Trump declares that he knows more about German crime rates than the German officials
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Every living First Lady calls for end to Trump policy of separating families
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After 69 Mickelson offers to withdraw
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Tonight, on the season finale of Supergirl, the grand battle between dairy and vegan alternatives rages on as the Earth hangs in the balance. (CW 8ET)
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(Naked Security)
 
 
 
It's surprising how many trolls forget that if Twitter knows who they are, the police can find out too
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Trump saved you all from Obama going to war with North Korea, which would have killed millions of people. You're welcome
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon just got mocked by the dictionary for defending how Trump speaks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Senators Collins and Flake are worried about separating children from their parents. Not enough to work with Democrats, but they wrote a letter expressing their concern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are any more indictments expected Monday? Because Trump is really losing it on Twitter right now
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Sun June 17, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bored? This video of a Tesla committing self-immolation will give you something to do for 45 seconds
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
State trooper shows how protect and serve is done
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Texaschwitz
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NRA: we protect people from witchcraft
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
My supporters are so smart, we are so smart. S-M-R-T
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and today's airline to get bad press is...(spins wheel)...American Airlines
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Iowa farm girl kicks it into earth orbit like 10,000 times
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
All hail Satan. Netflix has picked up Lucifer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Renowned Republican political strategest Rick Wilson thinks that Trump is washing Kim Jong Un's balls. Wow
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
FBI obtained "731 pages of Signal and WhatsApp messages" from Cohen's phone. Also, they have call logs
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Crimea is ours, Trump is ours!"
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(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Apple maps has been down for hours, potentially affecting dozens
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Stimulus response, IG report edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah, sure, Manafort's in court and Cohen's in court but that's not important right now. A big Twitter day is scheduled for Friday
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Thu June 14, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos plans on giving away some of his 140 billion dollar fortune, he just isn't sure where to donate it yet. Amazon warehouse employees agree to not hold breath as that consumes calories
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Dad buys Valedictorian son a billboard after school no longer recognizes the position because of reasons
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
The assholes of the internet continue to explore new lows in human behavior by making 14-year-old actress Millie Bobby Brown quit Twitter by bombarding her with homophobic memes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Best Korea brodcasts first tv footage of the glorious leaders' summit, including the President of the United States saluting a NK General at 58sec
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr goes on ANOTHER Twitter bender, praising Malcolm X, touting Kanye West's album, giving a shoutout to Rosie O'Donnell and ABSOLUTELY swearing she is not a racist. Read the whole thing here
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Piers Morgan just learned about Fortnight addiction and decided to blame all parents everywhere
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Mayo candidate leaves twitter after harassment. Mustard and Ketchup candidates to follow
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Twitter CEO apologizes after eating at Chick Fil A during Pride Month. SAD
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(Wired)
 
 
 
You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump Congratulates Corey Stewart, One of "the very fine people" that organized the Charlottesville, neo-Nazi rally, for winning the VA GOP Senate primary. VA GOP officials are..less enthusiastic: "Every time I think things can't get worse they do"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I never thought he would use the word promulgate while trashing CNN
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Do you like wading in pools or lounging in hot tubs? You're going to die. In fact, you may be dead already
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Steve King (R-epulsive) embarrasses himself and Iowa again on Twitter
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Mrs. Kushner, the Senate Intelligence Committee has some questions for you. No, not on Twitter. Here
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Lehigh Valley Live)
 
 
 
Arby's moving into former Taco Bell location after Taco Bell abandoned it to move into a former Arby's location
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Louis Farrakhan is at it again, going on a rant against "Jewish power." Fark: and anal sex
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Researcher study 160 million memes and find out they mostly come from /pol/ and r/The_Donald. Now we just have to nuke the sources
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Vase found in shoebox worth slightly more than grandparents expected
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
With car production going so well, Tesla decides to lay off 9% of its workforce
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Can't wait to try a burger from the place that decided pancakes were too hard
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Manafort just taunted the dynamite monkey
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Obama congratulates Russian-led DC organization on their recent success
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Bella Thorne makes headlines for: A: Her work with Disney? B: political activism? or C: Armpit hair?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was about The Trump Hotel Pyongyang all along, wasn't it?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Yeah. And?
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Mon June 11, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
A date for the "Blobfish Basketball Classic" has been set, and Ted Cruz will have to show off his skills live on Kimmel
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Nothing can stop Jason. Except the lawyers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fun fact: In 1971 Richard Nixon triggered a trade dispute with Canada. He called the Canadian PM an "asshole" and a "son of a biatch". The Canadian said "I have been called worse things by better men". That Canadian PM was @JustinTrudeau's dad
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
IHOP to become IHOB which stands for International House Of Burgers temporarily. In the future to become International House Of Bankruptcy
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Luke Skywalker has never met his mom
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The prevailing advice from a man who has eaten everything from rotten shark to sheep testicles? "Try and plan as little as possible"
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Amazon customer shocked to discover the small package of Kettle Corn Oreos he ordered was packed inside an absurdly large box. In related news, Kettle Corn Oreos exist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It was a nice 24 hours while it lasted. Trump found his phone
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Recently released documents by the DOJ show that Bannon and Kris Kobach lobbied the Trump administration to add the citizenship question to the 2020 Census
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Egads, we're all going to die...or Trump's going to sell off South Korea, Japan, Hawaii, and California to the new Best Korea Empire
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Sun June 10, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Bad Place
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Sat June 09, 2018
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
David Simon's Twitter account suspended after he tells a Trump supporter that they "should die of a slow moving venereal rash that settles in your lying throat", among other things. Which are also funny
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
"We at PotCoin definitely believe that Dennis Rodman deserves the Nobel Peace Prize jointly with President Trump and the Marshal Kim Jong Un." Time to put down the crypto-bong, dude
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Fri June 08, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Your nope of the day comes from China where a doctor had to pull a giant leech out of the nose of a man who complained of a nosebleed (w/video)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Color me skeptical, Donnie... I believe the shade is PANTONE 16-1448 TPX
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Soft drink company says it will help its rivals with legal expenses
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
The tariffs may have been the bestest tariffs, the biggliest that only a brilliant mind like his could conceive, but the other members of the G7 summit are furious with Trump. And that, dear Farkers, is the art of the deal
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren just smoked her first joint
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The One Where Trump Threatens the EU and Canada
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Milwaukee Brewers players re-create hitchhiker scene from Dumb and Dumber in a bullpen cart
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
French President Emmanuel Macron to Trump: Hey President Dotard, you know the G7 can be the G6
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(Little Green Footballs)
 
 
 
Not News: Troll gets banned from Twitter. News: Troll sues Twitter. Fark: Guy loses lawsuit. TotalFark: And might have to pay Twitter's legal fees
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Five totally, completely unconnected Twitter accounts report that Brian Colangelo is resigning as GM of the 76ers
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Trump Derangement Syndrome is causing people to speculate about the hostage situation in the White House, claims the living embodiment of the Like And Such As speech
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump has a special mirror in the White House where he dreams of being a princess
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump allegedly upset he can't watch porn in the White House. America can be saved if someone can just explain incognito mode to him and how there is pornography online because he will disappear for months like Quagmire
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Crossfit Guy on Twitter had two choices - bluster about Crossfit and Big Soda or bluster about the homosexual agenda threatening freedom of expression. He regrets not taking the easy path
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Once it was the biggest social network; now it's a ghost town. But for a handful of hardcore losers ... er, users ... Myspace remains essential
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Make America Grate Again
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump decides to put his water bottle on the floor in the middle of meeting? Better copy him or you'll never be President
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here: Trump's favorite architect closed his 10 year-old firm, deleted his portfolio and left twitter in response to a reporter asking him questions
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bob Corker announces a bi-partisan bill that will prevent the President from issuing tariffs over bullshiat like the War of 1812. Also we burned Toronto twice, take that Canada
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
CamAnal met with Julian Assange in February of last year to discuss what happened during the US election. CamAnal also channeled cryptocurrency payments to WikiLeaks. But don't worry, I'm sure this is just a nothingburger
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unbrielievable: KellyAnne Conway claims Trump is "The Commander of Cheese" (with video goudaness)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember that time that Trump complained about Hilary not holding a news conference in 7 months? Twitter remembers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
IHOP-IHOb, WTF?
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
National Security Council contractor given White House access for more than two weeks after warrant issued for attempted first-degree murder. THE BEST PEOPLE
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Twitter has a policy of removing suspending users who make threatening tweets. Unless that user happens to be the "supreme leader" of Iran
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Your official state twitter account might be a Russian bot
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(WHO TV Des Moines)
 
 
 
"A heroic story involving a turtle, goose, and unicorn played out this weekend in West Des Moines, and the whole thing was caught on video"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriotic jamfest at the White House scheduled for 3pm today. Be sure to stand at attention, no matter where you are
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
*riiinnng* Yeah, boss, we're working on the Crooked Hillary report. No, it takes time, you would not believe the stuff we've got on her. You won't believe what you read in the report *snicker*
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Mon June 04, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Good Lord have mercy. The day is hardly half over, but a ton of stuff, from Trump's unhinged Twitter rant to the Supreme Court ruling not to bake gay cakes, have hit. Let's get the drinking started. It's your MSNBC thread. Party starts at 8 p.m. ET
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Someone gets hit by a train. Do you a) rush to their aid, b) call emergency services or c) stand around and take selfies?
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Couple turning whiskey & vodka into deodorant so that you too can smell like a Fark administrator
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The definition of consciousness of guilt
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Really? 500 days? Seems an eternity. And what accomplishments? The rise of bigotry and racism?
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Spaceflight Now)
 
 
 
F9 SES12 launch @1245am EDT. Woosh
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And Trump finally Godwins his Twitter argument about the investigation. Congratulations, Mr President
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Men with beards looking up. That is all
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(Some Gal)
 
 
 
Eat a Kit-Kat the wrong way? You better believe I'm breaking up with your sorry ass over that
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(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
Oontz oontz oontz oontz oontz clunk BLAM
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Sat June 02, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Kennedy Center announces the release of $10 tickets for the upcoming run of Hamilton aaaand they're gone
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Has anyone thought about putting her face on a milk carton?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ ♬ 'Cause I'm fappin' on a jet plane, don't care and now I'll fap again ♬♫
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(Donald J. Trump)
 
 
 
The Donald J. Trump Media Accountability Survey. You know what to do
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It seems we are getting played on the NK de-nuclearization deal. Their "destruction" of a facility was largely a bit of propaganda for the cameras
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Fri June 01, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
NJ Governor orders state agencies to prepare for a government shutdown just in time for the 4th of July weekend. This sounds familiar. As long as the beaches are open
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Sting and Shaggy to appear before Stanley Cup game 3. No word yet on Scooby
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Would you pay 5 cents per day to move to Uganda and use Twitter?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Unemployment is down; jobs are up. So let's take a little time to complain about how Trump Tweeted this info before The New York Times did
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Roger Stone declares he will 'never betray' Donald Trump. Mueller still investigating the possibly of Stone giving him up, letting him go, running around and deserting him
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
That Reuters generic ballot poll that made liberals flip out last week is back to D+7
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
HuffPo doxes racist twitter troll. Racist enraged that they did this. Even though HuffPo pointed out that she'd doxed herself several times over the years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Roseanne wants to call everybody she offended to personally apologize. Well, get cracking because you've got about 300 million people to call
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie launch another terrible, short-sighted economic idea? Will Cohen flip or get indicted? Will Avenatti give us another damning story? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Goofus scores touchdowns, gets high on coke, and murders a friend. Gallant scores touchdowns, flies in economy, and then pushes little old ladies' wheelchairs through airports
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Roseanne Barr "begged" ABC executives not to cancel her show
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Thu May 31, 2018
(Business Wire)
 
 
 
Thinking of what to get dear 'ol dad for Father's Day? Why not an A1 meat-scented candle?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Samantha Bee calls Ivanka a "feckless c**t." So I guess Bee is, um, feckful? Fecked? Feckish or fecky? And what's a c**t? Chat? Coat? Cart? Clot? Coot? Cent?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's biggest child to the media: Hey, where's MY apology?
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