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| Thu July 12, 2018 |
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What is it about the far right nutters that has Silicon Valley bending over backwards to cater to them?
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The Russian government-controlled Internet Research Agency has created more than 50 "sleeper" sites that appear to be legit local news sites and are currently publishing 100% true local news stories and amassing thousands of regular readers
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Stable genius is theoretically getting NATO to pay up. Nothing funnier than Trump claiming he's sane
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"My presumption, based on that horrible, disgusting behavior -- that the American population would not elect someone demonstrating that behavior to be president of the U.S." Yeah, you and me both, buddy
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Trump: "What good is NATO?" Sen. Mark Warner: "NATO is the reason that summit you're at isn't being conducted in Russian." Oh, snapski
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"Neither firefighters nor police said why or how the man was in the sewer"
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Macron, immediately after Donnie's pro-NATO presser: Don't peddle your bullshiat here, comrade
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Yes, let's look at those Peter Strzok texts, shall we
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Stormy does jail
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| Wed July 11, 2018 |
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LeSean McCoy, accused of domestic violence, has a former teammate standing up for him. He probably wishes it wasn't THIS former teammate
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Trump is losing followers on Twitter. So is Obama, as Twitter cleans up suspicious accounts
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Unforeseen consequences of the heat wave: Stores put up signs saying they won't accept "sweaty boob money" that was tucked inside shoppers' bras. In related news, Sweaty Boob Money is a terrific Motley Crue tribute band name (possible nsfw content on page)
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Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez wins a primary over a powerful democratic incumbent. No, this is not a repeat from two weeks ago, she won ANOTHER one, in a district she wasn't even running in, thanks to write-in votes
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So the Washington Post published a piece praising Kavanaugh's car-pooling skills and was immediately ridiculed for it
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Trump:"Many countries in NATO, which we are expected to defend, are not only short of their current commitment of 2% (which is low), but are also delinquent for many years in payments that have not been made." NATO: "Um yeah, about that"
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Drinker orders horrifying looking Guinness and Sprite cocktail, automatically loses right to beer towel. What's the worst drink you ever saw someone order?
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"Avatar: The Last Airbender's" head writer is making a new animated fantasy series for Netflix. And from looking at the poster, this is just a guess, but dragons may be involved somehow
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Elon Farnsworth on his new cave submarine: "IT CAN DO OTHER THINGS, why shouldn't it?"
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Then they wrote a bill to go after nazi-punching anti-fascists, and I got a 15-year prison sentence for being a nazi-punching anti-fascist
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| Sun July 08, 2018 |
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Sorry, generation of 20-somethings: reports say Justin Bieber is finally off the market
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Trump has denuclearized the Korean Peninsula, given everyone health care, lowered taxes to zero, cut all wasteful government spending, solved immigration, mowed the South Lawn, and greenlit Firefly for three more seasons
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Name checks out
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Adult temper-tantrum goes on as planned, shuts down major interstate, consumes a significant amount of broke state's resources, ignites Twitter feud between two conniving politicians, changes absolutely nothing
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Who knew posting video on social media showing white men driving around Huntsville, AL neighborhood, saying they're "ready to shoot some f------g n-----s" would result in their arrests?
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New Australian law requires verbal consent before putting your shrimp in the barbie
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| Mon June 25, 2018 |
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It sucks trying to still recover after being stabbed 14 times because company policy only allowed one meat per nacho order
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Revell releases toy model in Germany that makes it look like one of the proposed Nazi flying saucers actually worked, historians pissed
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DC-Area Man Passionate Defender Of What He Imagines Bathroom Law To Be
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This blockchain headline is coming from a Bitcoin trade media source
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And here's the president making a veiled threat to a sitting member of Congress that the Red Hatters are sure to carry out
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Devin Nunes demands Rod Rosenstein admit that he's the one spreading the grapefruit meme around the DOJ. *stands up* I'm Rosenstein
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Roseanne Barr breaks down in tears during interview, explaining that she's not a racist, she's an idiot. Why not both?
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You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though some people who telecommute take advantage of the situation to not work as many hours as they should
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Kendall Jenner is being body-shamed for her small boobs. In other news, people on Twitter are big meanies
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If you're going to endorse a Neo-Nazi right wing politician on Twitter, make sure you tag him and not an 18 year-old with 111 followers, because everyone is going to point out how the teen is more qualified. Tough lesson learned for Donald Trump
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Pro-Mueller ad runs on 'Fox and Friends', knowing Trump would see it. Difficulty: Placed there by Republican group
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The week is just starting and Trump is already insulting the Red Hen folks on Twitter. It's only downhill from here, let's get drunk
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After Panama's profoundly pathetic performance at the World Cup, USMNT fans on Twitter just won't shut up about the USA's monumental failure to qualify, declare that England and Belgium would have rinsed them just as thoroughly
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Mancunians who bought £100 Billy Joel tickets enraged at Old Trafford stage setup that prevented them from seeing most of the performance. They didn't start the ire
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Trump makes a major immigration policy announcement
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#Restaurants4Sarah
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| Fri June 22, 2018 |
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White House has grand plan to sell off everything and defund and consolidate every government department that can't be exploited for graft. Here are the horrifying highlights (PDF)
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Mother and son reunited after being separated at border. Stephen Miller inconsolable
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U.S. Senate candidate from Maine goes to ICE detention center with toys, bedding and water for kids there. He's arrested and sent to jail. Same facility Melania Trump went to, but that's not important right now
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Article on Joe Jackson mentions Jermaine but not Tito. That's cold. Also, Joe Jackson is dying. Sad tag not available as it was beaten with a belt
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Rachel Riley 'naked on Countdown' picture sends Twitter wild
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Hello mudda, hello fadda, here I am at, camp Granada
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Fox & Friends finally goes there: "Like it or not, these are not our kids ... These are people from another country"
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Trump: "Who knew immigration could be so complicated. Fark it, let's just deal with it next year"
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Just in case you missed this tidbit from today's hearing, all 50 states were hit by Russian cyber attacks in the lead up to the 2016 election
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| Wed June 20, 2018 |
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Host of The Apprentice says something racist on Twitter. No, not that one
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It takes a special kind of Twitter account to troll the Trump Administration so expertly. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster IS that Twitter account
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Man asks his girlfriend to text him World Cup updates, gets more than he bargained for
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The reaction when people find out their photos are being used by a Twitter bot: "In other news, I'm now a motorcycle-riding, sushi-eating, Arizona-loving supporter of some governor I've never heard of. Nice"
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Vader time is up
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Feminist professor shows up to formal university dinner in her birthday suit. NSFW
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The Sprint/T-Mobile merger will increase access, bring prices down, create jobs, and get you a date with T-Mobile girl
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Holocaust scholar: quit comparing the US to Nazi Germany, saying, "this is how it begins." You're wrong; we're already several stages on the way
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Republican Lt Governor from one of the nation's most conservative states tweets the truth
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| Wed June 13, 2018 |
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Mayo candidate leaves twitter after harassment. Mustard and Ketchup candidates to follow
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You're not going to believe this, but people are doing really silly things with Elon Musk's flamethrowers like torching donuts and lighting giant joints and with them
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Twitter CEO apologizes after eating at Chick Fil A during Pride Month. SAD
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You thought cryptocurrencies were a scam? Well, you were right but at the same time you have no idea how much of a scam. It says something when Facebook bans cryptocurrency ads
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Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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Raccoon climbs skyscraper, given French citizenship
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Trump Congratulates Corey Stewart, One of "the very fine people" that organized the Charlottesville, neo-Nazi rally, for winning the VA GOP Senate primary. VA GOP officials are..less enthusiastic: "Every time I think things can't get worse they do"
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As God as my witness, I never thought he would use the word promulgate while trashing CNN
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Do you like wading in pools or lounging in hot tubs? You're going to die. In fact, you may be dead already
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Steve King (R-epulsive) embarrasses himself and Iowa again on Twitter
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Mrs. Kushner, the Senate Intelligence Committee has some questions for you. No, not on Twitter. Here
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Black-masked bandit scales tower. Fire officials consider their options, including getting the captain's plinking gun
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