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Fri July 23, 2021
(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Man Calling Libraries And Masturbating To A Supreme Court Opinion... is the actual headline
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(AP News)
 
 
 
There's a red, white, and blue turd in the Olympic pool
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Banning the former guy has put Twitter on the brink of bankruptcy. Nah, I'm kidding, in the last quarter, they reported a 74% increase in revenue and an 11% increase in users
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(Vice)
 
 
 
It's what the Internet is for, after all
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Nintendo Famicom achievement unlocked: 10 years, 1,053 games collected
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
That Frito-Lay plant that workers are striking against? Now it's having a Covid outbreak, and as we all know, when it comes to Covid you can't stop at just one
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
RIP Jim Harbaugh, 1963-2021
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Headline: "Reining in our new Big Tech censors" Article: impotent whining about Hunter Biden and Wuhan lab conspiracies
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
Assistant Alaskan AG Matthias Cicotte in trouble for advocating on social media imprisonment of BLM protesters; vigilante violence against leftwing groups; execution for acts such as doing gender reassignment surgery. Well, no one's perfect
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis (R) - who signed a bill outlawing vaccine passports, blames experts for public distrust of vaccines, sells 'Don't Fauci My Florida' merch, and was hesitant to disclose his own vaccination - wants you to know 'vaccines are saving lives'
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Basement dwelling 'fans' decry the finale of 'Loki'. Sure, the character turned himself into a mare and gave birth to Odin's horse, and sired a giant wolf fated to devour the sun. But it's kissing an alternate version of himself that crosses the line
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Wed July 21, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Australia's oldest man dies at 111, having advised eating chicken brains to fend off aging
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Gettr is looking to hire a director of Democratic engagement, because what good is Free Speech if you can't use it to trigger snowflakes
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you want your children to learn the real meaning of sportsmanship, sit them down and show them this article
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(Today)
 
 
 
Taco Bell is the latest restaurant to have supply chain issues, increased demand for seashells
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The debate is over. Pineapple belongs on pizza
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Tue July 20, 2021
(Green Bay Press Gazette)
 
 
 
Some folks in the Green Bay area aren't crying in their beers over Aaron Rodgers becoming a hold out from the Packers training camp
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Marriage proposal in front of crowd at baseball game. Also, ring for sale, never worn
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Because what's a camping trip without an evening booze cruise?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The good news: 2K has launched a brand new version of XCOM. The bad news: it looks absolutely nothing like XCOM
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The Gettysburg Address and Trump's old Twitter account. Tough to tell those two apart
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Margarine Traitor Gremlin suspended from Twitter, calls in space laser strike
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People becoming desensitized to that virus thingy, especially now that OOH SHINY NEW DISTRACTION
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Ashton Kutcher wants you to dislike his social media posts
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(Some Windy Guy)
 
 
 
Check out these photos of mid-century Chicago before this thread devolves into yet another pizza debate. Behave or I'll order a Hawaiian pie
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
"Time to do a quick trip to the grocery store..." *10 seconds later* "Wait, why is my car reversi- F*CK"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(BroBible)
 
 
 
Joel Osteen's Lakewood Church received a $4.4 million forgivable PPP loan. People are upset, given that his net worth is allegedly more than $100 million, and weekly he asks his parishioners for even more. Religion in the US is totally farked up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Who likes short shorts? Not the English Championships, apparently
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just China threatening to nuke Japan. I certainly hope nuking Japan is not going to become a rehashed "death star"-like plot device for every world war
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There is a small chance that Alexander Ovechkin could play for a team in Washington next season
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Olympian proves village beds will support Village People and other fun activities learned from staying at the YMCA and the YWCA
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Conservative porn star is not a term you expect to see often
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jameela shows video of herself She-Hulking up
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Sun July 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
DiGiorno is asking people to create a new marketing slogan; Let's see what you Farkers have got
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(WHNS Fox 21)
 
 
 
Tokyo hotel apologizes for "Japanese only" elevator sign. The first time anyone used it it was uplifting but then it let people down
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The Black Rifle Coffee Company was only too happy to market its products to MAGAts but then it discovered they really are a basket of deplorables. "I hate racist, Proud Boy-ish people. Like, I'll pay them to leave my customer base"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, at least it wasn't Covid
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Sat July 17, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Venue cancels Gaetz/Greene MAGApalooza. This is not a threepeat from last week. [Update: It's now a "Peaceful Protest Against Communism" outside City Hall]
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Fri July 16, 2021
(Variety)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain sparks backlash by speaking from the grave
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
20k people attend "COVID-free" festival. 1050 develop COVID. Turns out that liars, a loose COVID testing period, and loose vaccination standards sank ships
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The MAGA world's "Freedom Phones" are as American as their red hats
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Thu July 15, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Celebrating 15 years of allowing anyone to tweet their private thoughts on the news, the weather, to start an insurrection
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
🌎? 💩💩💩🍑🍑🍑🍆🍆🍆🍺🍺🍺
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
You're not a true hardcore gamer until you've beaten Dark Souls with the scrolling texture mod
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Wed July 14, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter Fleets go meta
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Rage in a Cage: Two people enter, two people leave. Maybe with papercuts
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Tue July 13, 2021
(The Verge)
 
 
 
IOS 14.6 weather app refuses to show "Nice" weather
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(Wisconsin State Journal)
 
 
 
*Tweet not valid in Wisconsin
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(Fark)
 
 
 
The Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Be fair. Just how many plays occurred at the 2021 ESPY Awards?
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(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
Cruise companies: Wait, we were supposed to make the crew get vaccinated as well as the passengers?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
90 Year old man goes swimming with sharks to conquer his fear of them. Bonus: 90 year old man in question is William Shatner
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(LeBron is King)
 
 
 
Study finds Tom Brady is world's third-most trolled athlete on Twitter. You're still number one here on Fark, Tom
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Canada accidentally leaks an upcoming Rick & Morty episode weeks early instead of showing whatever the hell this week's episode was
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Twitter verifies at least six fake accounts including cat. "The cat could not be reached for comment to defend himself". Presumably, the comment would be "meow meow meow meow meow meow"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(Larry Brown Sports)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers' father Ed rips Packers fans as stupid
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Plotting to overthrow the lawfully elected government of the United States. Seems like there should be a law against that
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump finally admits he lies about polling numbers
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
JK Rowling vs a random Twitter account....who would win?
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Sun July 11, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A: you signed up for Facebook
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Sat July 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer company has vaccination ad. Conservatives say they've lost their moral rudder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's viral Twitter debate? Whether Romeo + Juliet (1996) was a good movie
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Finally, a fire in California not caused by a gender reveal party
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(Observer & Eccentric)
 
 
 
Well...now we know why he's a *former* firefighter
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Fri July 09, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, we heard you liked FOIA, so we FOIA'd your FOIA so we can write stories about your FOIA requests while you get pissed we FOIA'd your FOIA. FOIA
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Headline, it's a headline What kind of kids like Maddite headlines? Tall kids, skinny kids, kids who climb on rocks. Tough kids, sissy kids, even kids with chicken pox love headlines, MSNBC discussion thread headlines at 7pm Eastern Time
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Some Nike shoes handmade by Nike co-founder Bill Bowerman are expected to draw around $1M at auction. They're so old, the predate the iconic "Swoosh" logo
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Turns out the "Big Lie" isn't even close to Florida Man's biggest. Now he claims that his Twitter ban was a good thing because it gave him time to read
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Nine killed as skydiving plane crashed in Sweden, in tragedy that officially puts Florida's Skydive DeLand on notice
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Unsurprisingly and true to form, Trump's recently filed lawsuits contain lies, serious lies
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
American Horror Story: Spinoff will return to the Murder House
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Thu July 08, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Souʎ dnlls ɐp ɟǝɐʇnɹᴉuƃ ndsᴉpǝ-poʍu ԀSϛ
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(eBaum's World)
 
 
 
A recounting of the epic journey of two dudes who tweeted at Billy Zane for five years
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(Electrek)
 
 
 
Look forward to more idiots trying to use SkyNet to drive in the back seat to drive with the new "Mind bending technology"
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Rep. Kinzinger: The GOP knew 1/6 was going to happen the way it happened. They're gaslighting you. Hold their feet to the fire. We will not let them forget
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Cyberpunk 2077 is advertising an update that doesn't actually update anything. Sounds about right
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"There is no chance Trump's lawsuits will do any better than the dozens that have preceded it, and Trump and his lawyers surely know that"
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Wed July 07, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Never was a cornflake girl. Thought it was a good solution, hanging with the raisin girls. She's gone to the other side in the MSNBC discussion thread for 7pm ET
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(The Northern Echo (UK))
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: "Largest turd ever' forces part of York pub to close"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Will she roll on anybody?" asked the completely innocent former president
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
How to negotiate continuing to work from home after the pandemic, in case your co-workers really want to see you in public after a year of watching you be a slovenly, smelly drunk on Zoom
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Apparently, Fernando Tatis Jr. has played so many video games he's learned to double jump in real life (with video of him doing just that)
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Everyone: No one would be stupid enough to defend slave owners. Kayleigh McEnany: HOLD MY WHITE CLAW, Y'ALL
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Donald Trump announces lawsuit against Zuckerberg and Dorsey, who are expected to respond as soon as they recover from their laughing fit
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Michael Flynn would like you to know that video of his family reciting the QAnon oath was merely a coincidence since their family motto is identical, and the one person who didn't take it was his wife, Morgan Fairchild
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Still stewing over fireworks, Kristi Noem tweets out a photo of Mt Rushmore fireworks past. Credits Trump even though it was during Obama's term AND strips the photographer's name and copyright notice off the image
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Tue July 06, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Elon Musk just admitted that fully AVs are "really hard". Maybe we should let the machines handle just the boring bits, and leave it to humans to drive the last mile
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Treason Turtle extols and condemns covid-19 relief in the same sentence
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(Chron)
 
 
 
New Era might want to stop designing MLB hats for a while
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(NOAA)
 
 
 
Hurricane Elsa party, for west coast Flori-Duh Farkers, and anyone else not wanting to saw off the state
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Marjorie Trailer-trash Greene upset that she's not a doctor and that science is killing her base
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Never Trump author turned Senate candidate hands his shriveled balls to Trump
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump's new spokesperson tacitly admitted he's lying about the election
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
How Mark Zuckerberg spent his Fourth of July. Set cringe shields to maximum
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(Tennessee Star)
 
 
 
Like other carnivals, the Arizona Tilt-A-Vote Audit has moved on, this time to its 4th location
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Sun July 04, 2021
(Snopes)
 
 
 
Not news: Hobby lobby posts full page ad in newspapers. Fark: Full of bible quotes about how the United States should be led by Christians
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Irish God of Fire uses lightning at coffin makers building to test out products for crematorium
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
There's pathetic, and there's a dozen people showing up for a Marjorie Taylor Greene parade
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Sat July 03, 2021
(Independent)
 
 
 
Her Majesty can drive to the horse show quite nicely, thanks very much
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(NBC 10 Boston)
 
 
 
Random traffic stop flushed out a clown car of guns who promptly escape into the woods carried by their sovereign citizen hosts
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"This is what happened when I signed up as Donald Trump on Gettr"
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
No, using emojis for your Venmo payment descriptions won't let you avoid their new fees. Probably
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(Some Imperial Pilot)
 
 
 
Fire up your ion engines and balance out the laser and shield charging, 1994's Star Wars TIE Fighter has been ported into X-wing Alliance with updated...everything
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Funny how people terrified of having a chip implanted from a vaccine will happily sign up for a MAGA website owned and operated by a Chinese billionaire, which absolutely would never think of tracking and exploiting your personal information
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(Vox)
 
 
 
A look at how the internet ruined the life of a science fiction author who provided a good treatise on gender
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Gettr done?
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
That smell you're smelling is The Stupid burning. And pork slider diarrhea, but mostly The Stupid
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Thu July 01, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NFT of World Wide Web's original source code sells for $5.4 million at auction. No word if it features pop-up ads
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
So you are going to take a bath, and you decide to put your whiskey and water in the freezer to cool it down so you can have it afterwards, then you forget about it... next time, just use ice
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And my dad only took photos of me in my most embarrassing moments
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(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Break out the pancakes, trombones and Booty-O's. The New Day has been crowned the greatest tag team of all-time
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Facebook, Google, Twitter, and TikTok have committed to overhauling their moderations systems to investigate the reported abuse of women on their respective platforms
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(eBaum's World)
 
 
 
Two random dudes complete the Dumb and Dumber Mini-Bike road trip to Aspen. A few repairs were required
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(Politico)
 
 
 
What does this even stand for? Gettr done? Wallowing in the Gettr? Gettr by the p****?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
The head of Instagram announces Instagram is dead
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Wed June 30, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Yo, dawg, I heard you like deplatforming, so a federal judge deplatformed law banning deplatforming
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Baseball coach arrested for child porn, explicit chats about sex with kids, having 100s of plastic bags containing previously worn underwear for women, girls. "He was weird, he was really weird"
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Tue June 29, 2021
(PC Games N)
 
 
 
Maybe we can monetize this update of our dead IP a fan spent 1,400 hours creating... No, No. Better just have them delete it
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Ignoring the precedent set by nearly every court that has considered this issue, including the Courts of Appeal for three different circuits, Trump-appointed judge says its fine for Rep. Boebert to block her critics on Twitter
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Parler joins the resistance
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
It's not often the asinine tag drags a submission out from the Food tab, but 'Bread Steak' should do it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Twitter: OMG Olivia Rodrigo TOTALLY stole the riff in "Brutal" from Elvis Costello's "Pump it Up". Elvis Costello? ANNND? "It's how rock & roll works, you take the broken pieces of another thrill and make a brand new toy"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran keeps buying NSFW gifts for Courtney Cox using her own Alexa, but when I do this it's another restraining order
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
"At home Peter Doocy has a bunch of single shoes because Jen Psaki puts a foot in his ass everyday"
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Now your cat can scratch some waves
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Mon June 28, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Canadian anti-lockdown anti-masker anti-vaxxer celebrity finally gets his day in Zoom Chaos Court, only to be shot down in flames for his lawyer's failure to file paperwork properly
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(Above the Law)
 
 
 
Capitol insurrectionist lawyer ends his election lawsuit due to lack of a) evidence, b) funds, c) both
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Everyone complains about the weather, but no one does anything about it. On the other hand, the Kuwaiti police are doing something about the people complaining about it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
NFL's new ad campaign: "Football is Gay". No, really
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Peeping Tom is now Bleeding Tom
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Sun June 27, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Badass on Twitter, Sept 2020: "I'll never get the vaccine." Two days ago: "this is his daughter, dad died of COVID. Please get the shot"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Think I'm going to go with a "no" on this one
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Sat June 26, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
James Bond wannabe drives his Maserati into Lake Ontario in Mississauga then realizes he forgot to order the "submarine" package
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
♫ Up, up and away ♫ in my beautiful, my beautiful ballooZZZZZZZZZT ****.....(thud)
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Satire site Babylon Bee stung by Mailchimp, suspended for "harmful information"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 51st to Nick Offerman who is no doubt sitting down to a birthday breakfast of select meats in the form of a cake and Lagavulin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida politician attempting to unseat Liz Cheney in Wyoming describes his past dissemination of Qanon drivel as an attempt to flush out the leftist media or something
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Space.com)
 
 
 
The menu may have over a hundred items but parking is a real challenge
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Catwoman still can't get any pleasure from Batman, this time due to a DMCA copyright complaint
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
He's going to draw #30 in the Royal Rumble, win it, then headline Wrestlemania. Because FARK YOU, that's why
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Trump told his top general to have troops "crush the skulls and beat the f*ck" out of peaceful civil rights protesters
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Thu June 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫What the boys really love is a turtleneck and a sensible pair of slacks. Honey, modest is hottest♫
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Michael Keaton finally upgrades his Batmobile
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(PNAS)
 
 
 
"High-arousal emotions, whether they are positive (e.g., awe) or negative (e.g., anger or outrage), contribute to the sharing of content online" Cat pictures and nazis. Got it
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Just how stupid does Jay Williams think Boston fans are?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Are Twitter trolls mentally ill? Does the Pope shiat in the woods?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Diehard Arizona State football fan dies at 75, and his obituary includes 70-7 taunt. Fark cancer and fark the Wildcats
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Wed June 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Viewers find 'Karen' trailer lacking in a-Peele
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
What is an offending clue that really pissed off Jeopardy fans?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I like the way you phrase that, that I finally got to work with Meryl Streep," she says. "You didn't say, 'Meryl finally got to work with Sharon Stone.' Or we finally got to work together." CAT FIGHT
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix manifests no interest in canceled NBC drama
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British reality TV show linked to 3 suicides thought about shutting down, but then they remembered they really like money, so instead they're just going to ask their audience to be nicer to the contestants on Twitter
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Stop Trying To Make Chicken Thighs Happen
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Rick Scott: Oh-oh say can you sing... To the pledge we recite... In our classrooms each day... As we pledge our allegiance... To this country so great... Where the amber grains wave... Where we never shall kneel... That would be so egregious?
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Tue June 22, 2021
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
Suddenly, hypersonic lawn ornament
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity calls Maggie Haberman a "Trump stalker" while Hannity remains a Trump fluffer
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill will always make himself available to visit terminally ill children; "It's a responsibility I hold dear"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Dating app Bumble gives its people an extra week to go home, take a shower, get ready for work
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida bartender finds creative way to get rid of dude aggressively hitting on women at his bar
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
U.S. to Taiwan: "We've got your back. Or we've got your arms. We've got something, anyway"
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(WDW News Today)
 
 
 
Disney World has its own pickle incident
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Dan Bongino loudly announced he was quitting Twitter to "own the libs." After owning exactly zero, he's back on Twitter
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you have friends who suck your wifi with their iPhones, just change your SSID to %p%s%s%s%s%n
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Sun June 20, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The Florida Pride "killer" turns out to be just another old guy who shouldn't be driving and unable to find a farmer's market, settled for what was close at hand
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(Metro)
 
 
 
E-scooters have really come along way with their speed and battery dependability, still not enough to join a motorway with 70mph traffic speeding past
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Pickup truck drives into a crowd at a Florida pride parade hitting two, one fatally, and narrowly missing a car Debbie Wasserman Schultz was riding in
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The dead have risen and they're on Google Maps
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Mark Hamill gleefully praises Carrie Fisher on getting a Walk of Fame star at last
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Sat June 19, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Macy Gray would like to be the next Betsy Ross
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(NYPost)
 
Weeners
 
NYC City Council candidate exposes self as superhero, Gagged Weiner. You do NOT want to see his supersuit
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Contender for the worst pint of Guinness ever poured in the world emerges
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
8÷2(2+2) = ?
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(247 Sports)
 
 
 
The Washington Football Team asked the US Patent Office to approve "Washington Football Team". The Patent Office: "how about no? How does that hit your ears?"
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Fri June 18, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's Friday, so you know what that means: First on Smackdown, Rey & Roman decided Sunday is too long to wait, so their "Hell in a Cell" match happens tonight. Then on AEW, Hager & Wardlow in an MMA fight. It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox, 10 PM on TNT
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(PetaPixel)
 
 
 
From the human perspective, this is whale watching. This whale, however, clearly wanted a closer look
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Wild man Wildman caught. Wild, man
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is now making cinnamon rolls. No word on if they are also making cinnamon roll incense so you can wake everyone up with false hopes
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Illinois' governor signs law expanding curbside voting and permanent vote by mail to all residents, living OR dead
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Well I'm certainly looking forward to HBO's riveting new office drama, Integration Test Email #1
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Morans could be self-pwning
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(PopCulture)
 
 
 
Fail merge
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Gen Z makes thrift stores cool for the first time ever. Gen X face palms in corner wearing your grandpa's clothes
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Dionne Warwick is great, but if we're being honest a little delusional: "I have kind of changed the tone of this thing called Twitter"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Candace Owens denounces the new Juneteenth holiday, then falls back into The Sunken Place
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Thu June 17, 2021
(Grand Forks Gazette)
 
 
 
Canadians who got AZ vaccine for their first dose now have a clear answer of what vaccine their second dose should be
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Extra extra Jason Kenney still a big jerk, dillweed, pugnacious
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
PetSmart is partnering with DoorDash for same-day delivery and cat owners feel like they've bought themselves a little breathing room
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(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Llama drama comes to an end with no trauma. Yo momma
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Even Kroger's going Krogering
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Don't get mad that Velma is Asian. Get mad that she isn't thick as a bowl of oatmeal
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Gizmodo turned into TMZ so gradually I didn't even notice
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Guy buys decommissioned explosive shell and finds out it's not quite as decommissioned as he thought. Hilarity ensues
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Wed June 16, 2021
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
Britney Spears' latest hit? "Paint Me Baby One More Time"
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Worst use of "game-changing" you will see today. Also, this article was not sponsored by Sierra Tequila...maybe
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Black labs matter
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
GB News has been on the air two days and has already offered the opinions of Mike Hunt and Mike Oxlong. Gene Masseth cruelly ignored yet again
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Southwest grounds its fleet again
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Manifest crashes on NBC, there will be no survivors
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Tue June 15, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Ukraine displays some expert-level Twitter trolling by tweeting out a thanks to NATO for letting them join (they hadn't), just hours before Biden met with Putin
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Lin-Manuel Miranda has apologized for something
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Mon June 14, 2021
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Unpopular Opinion: If you have to work excessive hours to be successful, you're not very good at what you're doing
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Next shortage of supplies and resulting massive price hikes will be for lubricants. No, not that kind
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
This is important, you guys
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Not giving the police free burgers? That's an arrestin'
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
We all hate long Twitter threads - but here's an interesting one (from November 2020) about how the Cretaceous period has lasting influences on American politics, especially the last 50 years of it. Yes, seriously
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Sun June 13, 2021
(Salon)
 
 
 
Want that sweet wacky weed delivered to your doorstep? Why you must support slavery then
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Sat June 12, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Tonight the SRX debuts with their first race at a sold out Stafford Motor Speedway. Will you be entertained? Will Helio climb the fence if he wins? Will Tony Stewart and Paul Tracy fit in their cars? Coverage begins at 8pm ET on CBS
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Reset the clock: Austin edition
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Fri June 11, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Kristi Noem sends out campaign fundraiser invite announcing Reba McEntire's attendance. Reba: Y'all are crazy, I ain't attending sh*t
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Bitcoin versus the Volcano
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The Boss is teaming up with Misters Brightside
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Do you tip in cash or plastic?
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Thu June 10, 2021
(Fox5 DC)
 
 
 
"Yo, Twitter says there's a car going the #wrongway on #I495 and #I66." "lol it's not just one car it's dozens of them ¯\_(ツ)_/¯"
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(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Well, to be fair, Bananas are the most portable fruit
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another long meandering post about Twitter cancel culture. This one is kinda worth reading tho. Unreasonable people exist and maybe you shouldn't interact with them so much. There
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Rare Elizabeth Holmes and Theranos merchandise selling for huge amounts online. For example, her hairbrush just sold for nothing you know she didn't own one
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Luxembourg: Amazon, we're gonna hit you with the largest-ever fine for breaking EU privacy laws. Amazon: Oh, OK. We just made that much in the time you took a breath *farts*
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Because you forgot to put the eggs in first?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Elizabeth Hurley turns 56 today yet it's the world who gets the presents
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Kid Rock slammed for using homophobic slur, writing 'Bawitaba'
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Wed June 09, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you ask me, "I hope I do better than a sex trafficker" makes for one hell of a campaign slogan
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Beef Candy? I thought that was David Hasselhoff
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Tuition costs at the University of Texas soon to cover arenas built for guys to sit around and play video games
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Fake outrage is making writers change lines in their books as petulant readers can't distinguish authors' opinions from those of their characters. "The submitter nodded knowingly at this sentiment, before musing at length on the amazingness of Duke"
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"I don't know why all these media companies thought the tech part of having a top-tier streaming service would be the easy part. Media companies have historically struggled to find and keep top tech talent"
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Bitcoin is now legal tender in El Salvador
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(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
The NY Times knows about the watermelons growing on Mars, but they're trying to keep the truth from us by retracting their story
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Tue June 08, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Sarah Huckabee Sanders gets "surprise appearance" from former President Trump. She was in his house
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Is the Orange Menace in such a sad, pathetic state of insecurity that he's enlisting the help of long washed up asshole Bill O'Reilly to hold his hand during his next "Save Murica Tour". In a word, Yes
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(Some Mook)
 
 
 
Let's spend a day at the beach in '73 NYC. We can build a sand castle or play in the abandoned cars
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(Metro)
 
 
 
The Verge uses Google Docs to report on internet outage but forgets to make document private. The internet does the rest
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Breaking: the Internet
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Much like the Borg, Apple will learn resistance is not futile
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Mon June 07, 2021
(Dread Central)
 
 
 
Rob Zombie confirms his next film will be remake of 'The Munsters'
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(WTXL Tallahassee)
 
 
 
Twitter suspends whistleblower's account while the governor applauds
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Big Cereal responds to the John Oliver Challenge
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Random guy on Twitter: Jacob deGrom is cheating. Mets players on Twitter: LOL no
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Are you constantly wondering if it's Bill Hader's birthday? Well, have I got the Twitter account for you. Also, it's Bill Hader's birthday
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Saturday El Salvador announced they would be putting forth legislation to make bitcoin legal tender. 48 hours later, Paraguay is up next to bat
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Be careful what you tweet. It could cost you your job much later down the road
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Sun June 06, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
I'm beginning to think that these Fox News guys may not be fair and balanced after all
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(Snopes)
 
 
 
Trump Pants scandal indeed the work of Antifa
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Sat June 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Restaurant posts a picture of a cheesesteak. Philly Twitter users- Do we need to send Gritty over to straighten you out?
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(Crooks & Liars)
 
 
 
Wolf no longer free to bay COVID conspiracy nonsense on Twitter
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In one post, Ted Cruz proves that he doesn't know how the 1st Amendment works, or that Twitter is a private corporation, or what the free market is
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
No, Donald Trump did not get back on Twitter a week ago without you noticing. Next on Fark Fact Check: Has Tom Grumbo-Jumbo taken over Tucker Carlson's time slot?
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(The Punch (Nigeria))
 
 
 
How will that nice prince get me my money now?
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Fri June 04, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Apple will mandate employees work a minimum of three days per week in the office starting in September
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Oh, there goes that rascal Elon, manipulating currencies again. C'mere, you *applies headlock, gives noogie*
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Gym Jordan says a respected DOJ attorney is "too outspoken and critical of the GOP." Plus, she's a woman and we know how terrified Gymmy is of strong women
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Thu June 03, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Britain 2021 Best Shed competition features a lot of backyard boozers for some reason
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Glenn Greenwald starts a Twitter spat with Brian Stelter, who proves he's not just a stray cat or a runaway boy
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Not sure which is more troubling: a USAF airman wearing an unauthorized extremist patch, or that he's using floppy disks in conjunction with nuke security
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci in Feb 2020: All is well despite some crazy people in this world, also doing further research on whether masks are good or bad. GOP in June 2021: This is an outrage
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Local man attacks what he imagines critical race theory to be
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Browns fan who enlisted athletes as 'references' did not land job with team
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(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Google's chief diversity officer "apologizes" for suggesting that Jews ask themselves why they have an "insatiable appetite for war" in an email sent only to Jewish employees
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You'll never guess who is telling rightwing media to run stories about Stolen Election. Ok, not telling. Asking. OK, OK, fine, not asking. Begging
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
The son of a "billionaire" former POTUS doing cameos for $500 a pop isn't normal, but when he is a coke head it is
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Wed June 02, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Writer with basic opinion about Prince dares you to find him on Twitter, needs clicks desperately
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Breaking: Asking price for Trump's Washington DC hotel
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There is now evidence that Bicycle Repair Man is living in Japan
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Rest in piece, NFTs. You were a stupid idea in the first place though
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Ocho Cinco es muy generoso, and thinks James Hardin is too much of a la gallina to play him at Fifa
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Truth be told, Tom Seaver never wore a durag. Uh Oh
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(Salon)
 
 
 
"Now, MyPillow claims that 'the MyPillow Guy' was not speaking for MyPillow when he gave speeches at MyPillow-sponsored rallies in Washington, D.C. or when he otherwise exploited election lies to market MyPillow products"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Old man no longer blogs at clouds
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Another day, another hate crime in NYC
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Tue June 01, 2021
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
We're still waiting for the place where you can slam a beer like a Fark modamin
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
June 1st is here, and that means it is time to ramp up the Aaron Rodgers trade speculation. Where will he suit up this year (or will he at all)? Link goes to SI trade rumors
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(Awful Announcing)
 
 
 
Sportsnet's roster of 23 well-paid NHL experts all picked the Maple Leafs over the Canadiens in their playoff series. Groupthink, eh
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Creepy 'humanoid' with long limbs and pale skin walks along bridge in dead of night, creeps out Indian locals thinking it's an alien. But the real question is where do people find terrible video cameras these days?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Vindman's brother, who is a military prosecutor, would like to offer his services in prosecuting Flynn
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
"I eat 'NO' for breakfast," confirms Vice President Kamala Harris
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
It's beans all the way down
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Mon May 31, 2021
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Tiny dogs are now wearing neon body armor with spikes because that's what it's come to
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Elite coastal dweller has opinion about effect
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Sun May 30, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Jesus, or possibly Owl-Man, appears on toilet door in Glascow
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
French Open releases statement that it doesn't care how good you are on the court, only that you do the media circus afterward or face a potential default
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
2 dead, over 20 people injured in a mass shooting in Miami. Suspects are still at large. Can we just do away with the clock completely now?
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Sat May 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Paul Soles, the voice of the 1967 animated Spiderman, has spun his last web
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
I'll have the quarter pounder with vaccine
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Bill the Cat was the inspiration for The Weasel in "The Suicide Squad"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
James Caan's Twitter account answers a question about who makes up the Mt. Rushmore of the 2010s in hip-hop. Guy thinks a social media manager has taken it over, and proceeds to find out
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Fri May 28, 2021
(Vox)
 
 
 
A disturbing, viral Twitter thread reveals how AI-powered insurance can go wrong. Maybe AI needs a little more practice before getting into the game
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(MSN)
 
 
 
MTG condemns GOP for not defending her. Who does she think she is? Trump?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some Guy made a detailed classical style map of the internet and gave FARK a small kingdom on bored bay bordering Reddit. Protect this space with your lives fellow farkers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
People shocked to learn homework for middle schoolers in 1944 was difficult (possible nsfw content on page)
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz tried to buy a 'yacht' had it repainted, then said the money was stolen once he'd wired it to the owner. Fark: Had already changed the name of the boat to 'Thirsty'
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
"'MAGA Caravan' Leader 'Pi Annon' Charged with Assaulting Police During Capitol Siege." MAGA Leader Pi Anon, Billy boy, Billy boy "
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Yes, we all knew Twitter blew already
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(Gizmodo)
 
Weeners
 
Inside a locked buried safe they found... a cover for the Diesel Injector
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Thu May 27, 2021
(Stacker.com)
 
 
 
Subby ran across this when hate of The Seven Samurai ran rampant on Twitter today. One hundred of the best foreign films. [Subtitles: Your thoughts to the right]
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
OK, Broomer
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Music columnist addresses "Eve Fartlow" nickname given to her by twitter trolls in new column. Somewhere Barbra Streisand shakes her head grimly
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Missing expectations throws a little shade on Dollar Tree
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Another day, another guy with a GED in Molecular Biology getting owned on Twitter. Bonus: Nate Silver thinking random opinion statistics form a valuable conversation
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass piebald squirrel spotted in Colorado
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Wed May 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Subby is starting to wonder if Ted Cruz's Dad really IS involved with the JFK assassination
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Army of the Dead Pixels
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Richard Marx says Rand Paul's whining don't mean nothing
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Miserable day today. I'm fed up of walking to work when the weather is bad. I can't remember if I put the cat out. Oh, that house has just started falling down. Nothing to see here, I'll just ignore it and carry on with my normal dull routine
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Good
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The feud between Jimmy Kimmel and Kremlin Cruz is heating up
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(Politico)
 
 
 
It has always been a challenge for CNN to find a person who can reliably go on TV several times a week to mop up after Republican politicians. Trying to use Santorum for that was just the latest in a long streak of stains on their credibility
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Tue May 25, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's Dumb Baseball Injury: Cleveland pitcher Zach Plesac broke his thumb "aggressively" taking off his shirt in the clubhouse after a bad outing
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(MSN)
 
 
 
PSA: When you call to report a break in at your house it's not a good idea to have a dead body wrapped in a tarp behind your couch
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
MLB continues to get back to normal as fans brawl in bleachers of the Cardinals/White Sox game
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A suspicious package is delivered to Ron Paul's house. He blames (a) Antifa, (b) The Squad, (c) 80s heart-throb Richard Marx
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(Chron)
 
Weeners
 
Texas governor Greg Abbott names 'official compensating for something' of Texas
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(Github)
 
 
 
PROTIP: To defeat the CAPTCHA, shoot at it until it dies
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Car vaporware orders put on hold
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Montana COVID kook renting out AirBnB only to the unvaccinated. Scary tag spending another summer vacation in self-isolation
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Mon May 24, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ricky Schroder? James Woods? Scott Baio? You'll have to be more specific
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(Queerty)
 
 
 
Call me old-fashioned, but, for some unexplained reason, Gay Thanos is trending heavily on social media. Maybe it's his nude calendar spread?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Flying across the country to tell an ex that they're the love of your life doesn't always work like the movies. Who would've thought?
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Sun May 23, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lil Nas X's lil Nas X was at risk of exposure on SNL thanks to a wardrobe malfunction
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ivanka Trump in a fog over the guy who used to get coffee and do the Trump Organization finances
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Sat May 22, 2021
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Trump's blog is not going well -- at all
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20-year-old Red Cross worker opens her arms to an exhausted Senegalese migrant. So of course she's getting hate online from MAGA types around the world
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Oh joy, another volcano
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Fri May 21, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Apollo Crews defends his Intercontinental Title vs Big E, K.O. & Sami? Who will emerge as champion? Also, can Roman finally get Jimmy Uso to acknowledge him? Plus, has anyone seen Sasha lately? It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Another benchmark met on turning real life into Snow Crash
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Bitcoin Bros attack Nobel Laureate Paul Krugman who said their digital Beanie Babies are nothing but a natural Ponzi scheme
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Twitter asks: "What's the most high risk, low-reward thing you've ever done?", and you'll never guess who took a shot at an answer
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
"I am not removing my mask until this horrendous pollen season is over"
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Thu May 20, 2021
(USA Today)
 
 
 
$68 million is still not enough to take the career-ending job that is Head Coach of the Detroit Lions
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Time to see if you are notable enough for a blue checkmark
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(IGN)
 
 
 
Berserk has another Day of the Black Sun it won't recover from. Kentaro Miura passes away at 54 years young
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Happy birthday to the parts of Cher who are actually turning 75 today
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The whole Arizona "audit" has gone completely Outer Limits, and Republicans are attacking each other
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Much froth. Very ego. Many manipulation
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(Straits Times)
 
 
 
Singapore slings "correction direction" upon fake news disseminators like Facebook, Twitter, and forums, warns them not to let users refer to latest Covid-19 variant as the Singapore Strain
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
I mean, who doesn't want a Cher biopic?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Aunt Pikachu, I choose you...to help rewrite Chile's constitution
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Wed May 19, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
You loved Band Of Brothers and The Pacific. A third tv series based on the American airforce in Europe during WW2 by the same guys is in production
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Answer: "Fans of this genteel, intellectual trivia game show don't like stuck-up braggarts, even if they're winning its Tournament of Champions"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mass extinction, devastating sea level rise, unprecedented death from worsening heat waves: International climate agency warning or new GOP platform? Why not both?
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Tue May 18, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
And now people are being racist to the cast of the iCarly reboot
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