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Fri January 21, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Russia to US: Get out of all former Soviet republics, even in Europe and we 'promise' to not invade Ukraine ...and we want it in writing
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Thu January 20, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Authorities capture man for stealing a bridge over a span of several days
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Mon January 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You had me at "Turkish camel wrestling festival"
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Fri January 14, 2022
(Jerusalem Post)
 
 
 
Turkey, Armenia to hold talks in Russia on normalizing ties. I fancy a bow tie myself, bow ties are cool. And a fez
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Wed January 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
A farmer from Turkey said he is simulating green pastures on virtual reality headsets to reduce the cows' stress in an attempt to have them produce more milk. Sweet dreams are made of these
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Mon January 10, 2022
(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Subby has about two quarts turkey stock in the freezer, and a medium sized tupperware of bits of turkey. I've made turkey noodle soup, tortilla soup, etc. Ideas on something new I do with this very tasty stock, with or without the Turkey?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger ROMAN TREASURE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Enter the Moooatrix
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkey changes name again. That's nobody's business but the Turks
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Dear Zoe. You didn't actually order a turkey
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Madden has passed away. He will be buried in a casket, in a chicken, in a duck, in a turkey
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Does anyone care what a fish looks like? Do you have a boat? Should you buy a boat? Do you want to go fishing? Don't worry about the shotgun. We'll have fun. Eat it, it tastes really, really good
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Mon December 27, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
While most of you settled down to turkey and dressing on Christmas day the people of Japan tucked into their festive "Party Barrel" from Kentucky Fried Chicken
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Recipes for your leftover Christmas ham, tree, and turkey... Wait, go back one
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Sun December 26, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Put down your beer and your turkey leg and water your Christmas tree .... Now
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Thu December 23, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texas man convicted of "providing material support to terrorism" for giving money to a friend who wanted to join ISIS. Judge gave him 18 months, Prosecutors appealed pointing out he isn't white. TX Appeal court agrees, gives him 12 years instead
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Tue December 21, 2021
(ZDNet)
 
 
 
As usual, the list of suspects is simply "Luxembourg"
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Thu December 16, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
News: The British military has shot down its first enemy aircraft in nearly 40 years. Fark: It cost £200,000 to take out the small drone. Bonus: They used an Asraam, just like your mum
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Mon December 13, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Bread lines grow in Turkey as inflation soars. See, that's why you cook the dressing outside of the bird, people
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Social media is a threat to democracy, so I just wanted to extend my thanks
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Wed December 08, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Finally some justice, as a man is arrested for the murder of Saudi journalist Jamal Khashoggi aaaaaaaaaaaand he's been released because they arrested the wrong guy. Our bad
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Tue December 07, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Suspect in the murder of journalist Jamal Khashoggi arrested in Paris; story still coming together
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Sun November 28, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Yeah, that's okay, too, but I was kinda hoping he'd go American all the way, like "Bob" - Bob Freedom. Now, that's American
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know how we know that Marjorie's never cooked a Thanksgiving turkey before?
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Fri November 26, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Either Italy or Portugal will be spared the ethical issues of playing in the Qatar 2022 World Cup
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
If you have to ask, you're on the wrong site
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
*sigh* higher Turkey prices are not a Democrat plot to destroy Thanksgiving. Didn't think we'd have to actually clarify that, but here we are
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Which TV show had the best Thanksgiving episode ever? Variety commits the ultimate blunder by not even listing WKRP In Cincinnati let alone declaring it Number 1 of all Thanksgiving episodes
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
As God as my witness I thought turkeys could fly. What food offerings are you eating today? What are you thankful for? It's your Thanksgiving day 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Turkeyologist details the proper way to cook a turkey, but if you're reading this now it's too late
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(Olean Times Herald)
 
 
 
Photoshop these turkeys
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(Shout Factory)
 
 
 
In the not too distant future, this Thursday A.D., the MST3K Turkey Day Marathon returns. The fans have voted on 4, what will the other 4 be? Will there be attempted forklift murder? Will there be turkey volume guessing? The stream starts @ 9am ET
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Wed November 24, 2021
(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
The MST3K Turkey Day Marathon will once again be providing a welcome distraction from annoying relatives and the Detroit Lions on Thanksgiving Day. Here are all the details for the 2021 roasting of the turkeys
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
For those not in denial, Popular Science explains how to prepare your organs to eat as much as humanly possible. Lizard people will have to find their own guide
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"You are sleepy because of all those carbs, not because of the turkey"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Turkey's looking about as appealing right now as a 5th straight day of leftover sammiches
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving this Thursday, here is your yearly reminder about which holiday foods are unsafe for your pets. Welcome to your It's the Day Before Thanksgiving edition of Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Did you defrost your turkey yet? Why?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why did the very serious turkey stand in the middle of the road? To stop the traffic to let the other turkeys cross the road
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Tue November 23, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Resurgence of deadly plague met with shrugs, requests to pass the turkey
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The way to Claire's heart is not mayo slathered
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought frozen turkeys could fry
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cardinals are back on top, Lions remain on the bottom, and every team remembers their most memorable Thanksgiving game (including the Jaguars, who have never played one). This is YOUR ESPN NFL Power Rankings thread for Turkey Time (gobble gobble)
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"Oh, and don't wash your turkey before cooking it, either"
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Mon November 22, 2021
(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Man-up Thanksgiving with this miniature chainsaw carving knife. It'll look great next to the gravy fountain
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(Salon)
 
 
 
The complete idiot's guide to brining
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Good Housekeeping)
 
 
 
Subby has to work in food service on Thanksgiving. What are you Farkers' best Thanksgiving dad jokes to make sure my customers suffer as much as I will? LGT examples
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
We roasted 5 turkeys, and you already finished this headline with Dean Martin zinging Phyllis Diller
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Sat November 20, 2021
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Now that the media's done the "turkey shortage" schtick to death, they're now already puking out the "Christmas Tree Shortage" schtick. Coming Soon: New Year's Confetti & Champagne shortage schtick
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Fri November 19, 2021
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Chestnuts roasting on an open fire, a turkey in the oven, a cold glass of ranchnog in my hand. This is the good life
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They eat horses, don't they?
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(NPR)
 
 
 
From the "Oh Yeah, That Story Again" media file comes your annual how much more Thanksgiving dinner will cost you this year article
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you're looking for a place to host Thanksgiving this year, the best bang for your buck right now may just be Turkey
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Take a gander at these old-timey starlets gobbling it up with some turkeys
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(Google)
 
 
 
Some Farker told me to stop with Thanksgiving jokes, but I just couldn't quit cold turkey. It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread
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(Vice)
 
 
 
What if you're cooking for two instead of a houseful for Thanksgiving? You can still keep turkey on the menu. The yummy, don't-wanna-share-this menu
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Wed November 17, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Never ask a Navy man if he'd like another drink and never ask a Farker if they have enough food for Thanksgiving. Or would like another drink
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Stick your genitals in the cranberry sauce?
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Mon November 15, 2021
(France 24)
 
 
 
Sorry Russia, France will not surrender Ukraine
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
44 Thanksgiving Recipes No One Will Love
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Sat November 13, 2021
(Epicurious)
 
 
 
If you're tired of bland Thanksgiving food, here's a way to spice it up
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(Serious Eats)
 
 
 
With Thanksgiving on the horizon, Serious Eats weighs in with their thoughts
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Fri November 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
We should be doing this: lockdowns just for the unvaxxed - go be a plague rat in your own house and stop infesting everyone else
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Washington Free Beacon)
 
 
 
Dr. Grift joins Grifter Party to run for Senate
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
So what are the most hated foods on Thanksgiving? Hint: One has the same name as a country and the other is red and disgusting
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Mon November 08, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Archaeologists have found an ancient theater toilet in Turkey. They also found the concession stand, but the Jujubes were still too hard to eat
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
An all-drumstick Thanksgiving? You SOB, I'm in
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Sun November 07, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's November, and Huffington Post once again is already trying to take a big steaming downer dump all over your Thanksgiving dinner table
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
190 nations and organizations pledge to quit coal. No word if they plan to quit coal turkey
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Watch a friendly squirrel hold hands with a woman
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Wed November 03, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Erdogone?
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Mon November 01, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UCLA is getting a big Bona
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Thu October 28, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Your Fark Bosphorial Madlib of the Day: Turkey deports Syrian refugees over bananas controversy on social media
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
And by marathon he means holiday coke bender that would give John Belushi pause
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
HAM. Ham is never gonna give you up. Ham is never gonna let you down. Ham is never gonna run around, but it could dessert you
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Sun October 24, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Joey, have you ever been in a Turkish prison for four years without being convicted of anything, and gotten ten ambassadors kicked out of Turkey for asking why?
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Thu October 21, 2021
(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
After hitting a record low, the Turkish lira pretty much isn't anyone business
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Vice)
 
 
 
Why did Donald Trump's website get the works? That's nobody's business but the Turks
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Thu October 14, 2021
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Butterball recalls over 14,000 pounds of ground turkey sold nationwide. And here we are, at peak buying ground turkey season, too
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1962, the Cuban Missile Crisis began, throwing the world into a desperate tension that would not again be matched until the Cuban Sandwich Crisis of 2017
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China pledges $230mil for biodiversity fund at UN meeting. And who knows? They may actually cough up a few bucks on this. It's (theotically) possible
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Mon October 11, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1962, Pope John XXIII opened Vatican II, hoping for a Catholic revival and refusing the call on the part of many to call it 'Ecumenical Boogaloo'
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Israeli archaeologists discover massive ancient winemaking complex but cannot be certain if the vintners were Mogen, David, or Manischewitz
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(News Break)
 
 
 
The inventor of one of the most popular 3D printed "ghost guns" becomes a ghost at age 28
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Formula 1)
 
 
 
Hamilton grabs the pole but will start 11th due to an engine change leaving Bottas out front next to Verstappen. Weather is cloudy with a chance of rain. This is your Formula 1 Turkish Grand Prix discussion thread at 8 AM ET on ESPN2
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Fri October 08, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
UEFA World Cup qualifiers has MoTD Czech Republic and Wales. Other highlight games: Russia-Slovakia, Turkey-Norway, Germany-Romania, and many more. ESPN2 / ESPN+ at 2:30 pm ET
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Hey folks, pandemic's over. Turkeyzilla out front shoulda told ya
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you like mutual defense pacts
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Is it really anybody else's business?
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
OR, 19 dipping sauces for your leftover bird sammiches
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Wed October 06, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Iran looking for 'big jump' in Russia relations with Moscow talks, possibly in hopes of breaking bricks to find coins or jumping on a Goomba
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Mon October 04, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
That'd be the breakfast screwdrivers or mimosas
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Surely she had the fish. No, she had a baby, and don't call me Shirley
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought the Turks were film lovers
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Oh sure, the result is delicious and crispy-juicy yummy, but where's the fun in this?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that 9,000 years before humans domesticated chickens, they tried to do the same thing to Australian Murder Turkeys. Since you've never had Kentucky Fried Murder Turkey, you can figure out how that worked out for everybody
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Thu September 30, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
F1 will hit the streets of Doha in November as leaders qut a 10-year deal
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Turkish man finds himself
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Tue September 28, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Sure, the bill seems high but that was just because they included the tip, right?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Greece to help France with their snooty warship snit. Snooty? Snotty
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
An 'ancestor' of Mediterranean mosaics has been discovered in modern Turkey. You could say it Hittites many facets of life back then
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
That fast-food chain you think is the worst? No es Taco Bell
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Brazilian turkeys may fill Britain's Christmas plates this year. That's a lot of turkeys
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Fri September 24, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Jurassic Park is now possible. But only for turkey-sized dinosaurs
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Disney Princess Dream Home Ghost Town
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Great American Pot Pie Day, so let's all get crusty and steamy
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