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Mon July 16, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
No, John, it's more like Scooby-Doo meeting Scrappy-Doo
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Sun July 15, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon says that Boris Johnson is a dangerous idiot
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson and Donald Trump are the two biggest examples of radical incompetents rising to political prominence and bad hair being socially acceptable
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Steve Bannon, inspiration to creeps everywhere, invites a bunch of dumb dumbs who think Trump is a good idea to MoronCon in London
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here, just Donald Trump talking up energy firms that are secretly held by former Putin advisors (who often act as strawmen for Pooty-Poot himself). Be patriotic, comrades - buy Russian
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump aides reveal all the shouting them down in public is working
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Sat July 07, 2018
(Quartz)
 
 
 
One of the biggest problems with ICE is this: no one exactly knows what the hell they're supposed to be doing in the first place
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Thu July 05, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Trump and company aren't even preparing for the possibility that the Democrats will take control of congress. So Putin reassured everything is going to be okay?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
"Trump has said his announcement will be Monday, but aides wouldn't be surprised if he jumped the gun and appeared with his [SCOTUS] nominee in the next few days"
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Wed July 04, 2018
(Huffington Post Canada)
 
 
 
Trumpistan's snowflake ambassador to Canada whines that life in Ottawa "hasn't been easy," boycotts embassy July 4th party. Womp womp, eh
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Tue July 03, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
What's the pay like when you sell your soul to the Trump? Here's the salaries of Sarah Huckabee Sanders, Kellyanne Conway and others
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once she tasted human flesh she was never the same again. "That's not the Kirstjen we know"
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Sun July 01, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Evangelical leaders downplay the possibility of reversing Roe vs. Wade. Really
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Wed June 27, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Man arrested for throwing a metaphor for Vietnam-era Donald Trump at Red Hen restaurant
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Some Press)
 
 
 
Dear press, it's time to stop normalizing relations with The Trump White House
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Young White House staffers amazed to discover that working for a lying racist can carry wide-ranging social consequences
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Giuliani admits that the only way Trump can stay out of prison is to pardon all his partners in crime. In fact, he plans on committing some murders just so he can pardon himself
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
How hard is it for the White House to find anyone willing to work there? Let's put it this way: They're holding an "Executive Branch Job Fair" this Friday, and are really hoping to find someone to fill Hope Hick's job and dozens of others
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump's lawyers plan joint defense with other defendants caught up in the Mueller probe
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
After her subtle jab at the president with her Be Best campaign against bullying, Melania continues by announcing her first public appearance since then will be at Ford's Theater
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Sun June 10, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sen. John McCain: "Look, we're sorry our President is an ass. Please be patient with us until we can lock him in prison"
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Thu June 07, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump is going to wing it on NK. Ivanka colluded with Cohen and Russians. Two EPA aides resign because Pruitt is the worst. Trump is mad he can't watch porn in the White House. It's your "Jesus, it's only Thursday?" MSNBC thread start time 8pm EDT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump administration plans to consolidate all welfare programs in a single cabinet department, which he can then gut and starve
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Wed June 06, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump's inaugural Iftar dinner slotted for tonight. Unknown if Warren Beatty, Dustin Hoffman were invited
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
LeBron James: "Whoever wins doesn't want to go to the White House." Let's be honest, the Cavs weren't going to the White House even if Hillary was there
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Wed May 30, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Trump aides start eating their own after brutally turning on each other in war on leaks. Yes, it is delicious
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
What's the deal with Melania? Is she sick? Sick of Trump? Busy with her lawyers working out the divorce settlement? What?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Meet the Conspiracy Caucus trying to keep everything from The Deep State to Pizzagate to Spygate alive
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Muellers are multiplying. Ay caramba
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Wed May 23, 2018
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Former classmate Jared Kushner gets shamed by the Harvard class of 2003 alumni with their class notes
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Sun May 20, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Wellll, that about covers it
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Fri May 18, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump decides to prepare for the Mueller interview the same way OJ tried to find his wife's murderer
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In case you missed it, here's Bill Gates shiatting all over Trump. Ragetweets expected as Trump just wants to fit in with actual billionaires
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Wed May 16, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump lied. The other Trump, too. Sen committee says Russia favored Trump in 2016. NK says No Deal to denuclearize. Libs won the Tues primaries. Mid east still a mess. Halfway through the week, your liquor still stocked? MSNBC thread, start 8 pm EDT
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"The 'football incident' illustrates how "Veep"-levels of clumsiness in the Trump White House reach all the way to the top of the chain of command - and underscores how,, Kelly is acting like a middle school principal than a Cabinet-level executive"
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Tue May 15, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
With scores dead, calm falls over Gaza, but US won't let the UN investigate. Primary elections underway in PA, ID, OR, and NE. Trump used fallen police to make a stump speech. It's your MSNBC discussion thread, start drinking now for 8 PM EDT start
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Large corporations are discovering that, upon reflection, maybe it WASN'T such a great idea to give money to a shady mob-connected "fixer" who was essentially selling his access to the President of the United States
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Study finds that chemicals present in the nation's drinking water are toxic at much lower levels than the EPA used to say was safe. As head of the EPA do you a) warn everybody, b) ask for more research, or c) bury the study to avoid "a PR nightmare"?
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP strategist Rick Wilson labels Trump a "Dumpster fire of a human"
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Wed May 09, 2018
(Medium)
 
 
 
In what I am sure is just a coincidence, Michael Cohen received $200,000 from AT&T just before grifter Trump's FCC pick Ajit Pai repealed net neutrality
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
That hush money paid through Essential Consulting to Stormy Daniels. Yeah, that might have been the least questionable payment to flow through Cohen's LLC. Story includes Russian oligarchs and, surprisingly, AT&T
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: 'I know, i'll just insult my way out of this mess.' Trump's legal team: [facepalm]
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Ad scam posing as Twitter approved by Twitter
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Wed May 02, 2018
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
All in all, it's another entry on the wall. Ty Cobb leaves, Trump may actually have to face a Grand Jury, and, well, I declare tonight's animal to be the honey badger. It's your weeknightly MSNBC discussion thread, starting at 8pm ET
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Ethics- none for me please - Sincerely the FCC
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Tue May 01, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Virginia House candidate shows that America is so great that anyone can buy a gun, no questions asked
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Now we know why he's not Surgeon General: Trump's former doctor Harold "the healthiest individual ever" Bornstein says after he told the NYTimes Trump took Propecia, Trump's bodyguard and two other men "raided" his office and removed Trump's files
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That's a bold strategy, let's see how it works out for them: "Trump allies want to turn midterms into 'impeachment referendum'"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Hill chooses to die on the one labeled "Not attending future White House Correspondents' Association dinners until our feelings are no longer hurt"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Bill Gates says he turned down Trump's offer to be administration's science adviser, saying "That's not a good use of my time." Goes back to lounging in hot tub filled with silver dollars, lighting cigars with $100 bills
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Mon April 30, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Scaramucci's deal to sell his hedge fund to China and save millions in taxes just blew up in his face. The reverse Midas touch remains at 100% effectiveness
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Cowards
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
"When the bright lights are on and the cameras are snapping and everyone is yelling, 'Sarah Sarah' with their hands in the air, a palpable electricity flows through it. The moment Sanders unleashes her trademark monotone, the energy drains"
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Thu April 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Republican congresscritters, apparently awakening from a 15-month collective coma, express fear that Candyman Jackson's VA nomination has "cast a pall" on the White House
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump skips "I have full confidence" with Ronny Jackson and goes for "doesn't he look tired to you?"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(The Week)
 
 
 
Fox News host and political contortionist calls on Trump to fire "Swampy" Pruitt; yet manages to still praise Trump for draining the swamp
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Fri April 20, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ever notice the difference in quality of Trump's late night and very early morning Tweets compared to his daytime Tweets? Yeah, it is not because he is tired. If it weren't for his caddie, all of Trump's Tweets would be about covfefe
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
OK, which one of you Farkers also writes headlines for HuffPo?: "Conservative Pundit S.E. Cupp Hits Trump White House Right In The Balls"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"Repetitional risk," - just of like that sleezy orange fake tan - the gift that keeps on a giving. (Fark needs a Mambo dogface to the banana patch tag, bigly.)
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Amazon)
 
 
 
The Saturday Morning Book Club is back with a simple theme: tell us what you are currently reading (and what you think of it)
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"An analysis by the National Parks Conservation Association showed that 98 percent of 110,000 public comments opposed the dramatic increase." Zinke's plan to drastically increase the admission price to a handful of National Parks fails spectacularly
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: Donald Trump, you're just a little chicken, cheep cheep. Anyway, how's your sex life?
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"If Cohen had a lump of coal in his ass the moment those search warrants arrived, he could have popped out a diamond"...this and other great lines on how Michael Cohen is responding to the FBI raid yesterday
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(Press-Enterprise (So. Cal))
 
 
 
Hahahahahaha... No
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trade War is a strange game. The only winning move is not to play. How about a nice game of chess?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Politico writes convenient, reusable headline for next two years if you remove the last three words
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
Hungary and Mexico are the only countries with a junk food tax ... and it seems to be working
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Fri April 06, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even the Koch brothers are getting tired of leopards eating their faces
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
The ongoing mystery surrounding Sessions's pick to probe the FBI
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Wed April 04, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Former Nunes staffer says that Trump corrupted Nunes. "The pressure from the White house was just too great." Devin? I think we'll let Dostoevsky finish this headline: "Your worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing"
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Here's the story of how the NRA sold America out for a few femme fatales, lavish Moscow parties and access to unlimited cash
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(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
The REAL reason Trumpo is now insisting Shulkin "resigned"? If he was fired, his deputy, who is also anti-privatization, becomes Sec until someone else is confirmed. But if he resigned, Trump can put whoever he wants in there until the Senate acts
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway responds to leaking rumors:"I have a great relationship with Jared and Ivanka. We even had dinner recently at their house." No word on whose virgin blood and soul were devoured at said dinner
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Kellyanne Conway is the number one leaker in Washington, DC. Rick Santorum is still number two
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Sat March 31, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sinclair affiliates invest in IMAX projectors
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
2 office leaders: college dropout arrested for drunk driving and bad checks; Marine reservist arrested for assault, disorderly conduct, fleeing an officer and underage drinking. The others vetting Trump's nominees are less qualified
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Tue March 27, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Meet the people who can control their own goosebumps
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Mon March 26, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not only is conservative lawyer Ted Olsen refusing to join Trump's legal team, he is now ripping Trump apart on MSNBC
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Sat March 24, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Exiled Keebler elf demanding that Congress pass laws banning strong encryption
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
The Wisconsin GOP is so scared of the"Blue Wave" that rather than follow a judge's order to hold special elections in districts that Trump won by 14 and 18 points, they are going to call the legislature into special session to change the law
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Newsweek is not for sale, so they want Steve Bannon to know he can't buy it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bush era diplomat says "Trump has set himself up for three kinds of wars- political, economic and military, and you should be afraid, very afraid. Sleep well
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump was hesitant about hiring John Bolton because 1) he was a big cheerleader of the Iraq war 2) he's crazy 3) he didn't like his mustache
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
EPA Administrator Scott Pruitt: "I'm dumb"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just a story about a Trump fundraiser who offered help to lift sanctions against Russian firms
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
According to new book, Trump is very protective of Hope Hicks and refuses to set her up on dates with his billionaire friends, who keep asking him about it
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Oh, The Onion, somehow you never fail to come up with new ridiculous headlines th--- wait, you're sure? You're really sure? Oh come on now this is just getting silly
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Desperate Democrats cheer the spending bill as a win
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Thu March 22, 2018
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Turns out, people actually want to be the new White House communications director
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Wed March 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
George Nader was given immunity for his testimony and oh god, I need a towel
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Center for Public Integrity)
 
 
 
John Bolton, mustache afficianato and potential Trump cabinet member, employed Cambridge Analytica for his Super PAC
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
Adam Schiff wonders why the GOP Is full of cowards
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
You get an NDA, and YOU get an NDA, and YOU get an NDA
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I think we know who really has the biggest, most tremendous hands in The Trump White House
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