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Wed October 21, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Mike Tomlin trips over himself in his praise of Titans' Derrick Henry
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Tue October 20, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Wild boars killed near the Vatican. Police on the lookout for a large man with striped pants, no shirt and pigtails and his smaller accomplice in a winged helmet
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Florida man accused of using most of the startup funds on escorts, trips and strip club visits. Blowing the rest
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Mon October 19, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
American Airlines announces they will begin flights with possible unscheduled vertical arrivals at rough or non-existent airstrips by the end of the year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dubliner brings traffic in the city to a standstill after stripping off to his underwear with chilly fountain 'bubblebath'
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Sun October 18, 2020
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the "Golden☆Star" Kota Ibushi rise to a 2nd-straight G1 title, or will SANADA "Be The One" to earn a trip to WRESTLE KINGDOM 15? From Ryogoku Kokugikan, LEC Presents G1 CLIMAX 30: FINAL @ 2:00 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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Fri October 16, 2020
(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Stripe acquires Nigerian payments company for a princely sum
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Look, you're already using Zoom for work, school, church, even family get-togethers. So it's not that big a leap to using it for strip clubs, right?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
After driving hundreds of miles to Florida to go to bars and strip clubs on port visit during the 2020 pandemic, sailors catch something new and exciting
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Thu October 15, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Johnny Cab coming to Toronto. Get your ass to the GO station
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Americans torn between taking a vacation and living
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Amazing tattoo artist creates extreme optical illusion tattoo on his friends bald head, makes it look like a gaping hole that's sucking the world in (possible nsfw content on page)
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(10 News)
 
 
 
Strip club where Padres outfielder stabbed ordered to stop "live entertainment" like lap dances, knife fights in the parking lot
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Wed October 14, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Maskless lap dances, other COVID violations cited as state suspends liquor license for Mardi Gras strip club in Springfield. Strange times Archie, strange times
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
It's good to be the king. It's even better to be Jack Nicholson's grandson. Here's Duke
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump to Russia: "Say, can we throw together some kind of quick nuclear treaty so I have something else to brag about before the election?" Russians: "Nyet"
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
Soccer star Ronaldo test positive for the 'Rona. Expected to roll around on the grass for a few minutes, and then get back to work
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Coming To Amazon
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(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
Padres outfielder celebrates losing to the Dodgers by getting stabbed in a strip club parking lot. Wait...strip clubs are open?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Staten Island man presents yet another metaphor for 2020
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
A mobster's kids involved in defrauding of America
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Somehow seeing photos of Taika Waititi goofing off with Chris Hemsworth and his family as they hang out on a beach near Australia does make the day feel a little bit brighter
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(The News International)
 
 
 
Somehow seeing photos of Taika Waititi goofing off with Chris Hemsworth and his family as they hang out on a beach near Australia does make the day feel a little bit brighter
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
I signed my home over to my daughter temporarily to protect it during my divorce. Now I'm 69 and living in an RV. Where's the closest Cracker Barrel?
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Some Lost Soul)
 
 
 
10 most haunted places in Canada. List includes the Hockey Hall of Fame, doesn't include the ghosts of 1812 soldiers haunting strip clubs on Lundy's Lane
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Tue October 06, 2020
(Grape japan)
 
 
 
Not weird: Japan. Still not weird: Vegan restaurant in Japan. Weird: Vegan restaurant in Japan that conducts business in Esperanto and has Esperanto decor
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Like your favorite strip bar, we do our best work on Tuesday afternoons - come get your GRAFs and JAKES and whatnots
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
"I was immediately astonished by its girth". Yeah I get that a lot too
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to travel safely for the holidays. Step one: DON'T TRAVEL
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How to travel safely for the holidays. Step one: DON'T TRAVEL
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(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Michigan man drives lawnmower from Los Angeles to Tampa, and didn't have money or food for the trip, also had a goal to prove good people live in the United States
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Maine guide so ova being stuck at home he decides to pullet together and bring some chick camping and canoeing on the Allagash Waterway. It must be slow going having to keep one hand on your cock the whole trip
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Mon October 05, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump's last rally in Duluth may as well have been the "Goofus" side of a Covid-avoidance comic strip run in "Highlights" magazine
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(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight on Paul's Memory Bank's Triple Play (8PM EDT), Madison High's best basketball player has a crush on the principal's daughter, Liz gets her hair accidentally dyed black, and a new Superman story "The Dragon's Teeth" begins with more Lois Lane
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
The L.A. Times thinks cam girls never existed until the pandemic closed strip clubs
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Three players in history had a 40 point triple double in the NBA Finals. Only one of those three won the game
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Sun October 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's see what a Walter Reed doctor has to say about Trump's little trip around the block in a sealed SUV with Secret Service agents
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, Secretary of State Mike Pompeo decides to cut short his current Asian trip and head back to D.C. as fast as his plane can get him there. Nothing to worry about, everything is just fine
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Sat October 03, 2020
(Some Horseface)
 
 
 
The 2020 Preakness Stakes is happening at 5:45 PM ET on NBC. Will anybody beat Authentic? Are you betting on the race? Let's do this, for the third leg (at least just this year) of the Triple Crown
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
A new Asian alliance has emerged between Japan, India, Australia, and the US to counter the growing threat of Russia and China. I'm sure this will end well
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Regina police on the lookout for criminal hand after brazen theft of thousands of dollars worth of: A) jewelry, B) electronics, C) Crest white strips?
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
After testing positive for Covid-19, big dummy cancels trip to Sanford
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
I like candidates that don't test positive for Covid-19
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Delta Optimist)
 
 
 
The cost of visiting your Canadian girlfriend can be very real
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Because pizza is so good, it gets an entire month, not just a day. This is National Pizza Month. Good pizza excludes that casserole thing that the heathens in Chicago call pizza
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Area woman has trouble finding anyone to go on an international vacation with her for some reason. Apparently all of these countries won't let in Americans either. There's something going on, but she can't quite put her finger on it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Area woman has trouble finding anyone to go on an international vacation with her for some reason. Apparently all of these countries won't let in Americans either. There's something going on, but she can't quite put her finger on it
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Cyclist rides 2,500 miles from Poo Poo Point to Pee Pee Creek
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Wed September 30, 2020
(Connecticut Post)
 
 
 
Triple murderer appeals, wishes he had never confessed
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Tue September 29, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
City slickers discover camping is not so much fun when the bathroom is a hole in a ground, you don't have a doorman to carry your backpack to your tent flap for you and your allergies miss that nice polluted urban air
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Jesus Christ, I'm tripping balls
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(Pink News UK)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Bisexual pastor-turned-stripper 'blesses' the world with her 'sacred' sexuality through OnlyFans"
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Mon September 28, 2020
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
The AL Triple Crown for pitching just got won by something called a "Shane Bieber"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Gwyneth Paltrow strips completely naked to mark her 48th birthday. The little dog laughed to see such fun. And the dish ran away with the spoon (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 25, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Remember when the whole boat crew overdosed, lost consciousness and had to be revived by the police? Good times, good times
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Thu September 24, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump mistaken for Bergman. Sports and Politics Tabs tell Pierre to shut up
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Judge to Postmaster General Louis DeJoy: So yeah, I noticed 72% of the sorting machines you removed were located where Hillary Clinton won in 2016. Can you put them back? Dejoy: Sorry bro, we stripped those for parts. They ain't coming back
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jodie Whittaker to partake in an episode of "Who Do You Think You Are?"
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Wed September 23, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Apparently, François Arnaud is also a big fan of Schitt's Creek
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump shows off his "triple threat" ability by managing to combine racism, misogyny AND xenophobia in a single sentence attacking Rep Omar: "She's telling us how to run our country. How did you do where you came from..how's your country doing? "
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Get your booty to the poll". Atlanta strippers put out a voting ad campaign (NSFW)
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Residents of Swastika, New York are proud of their village's name and don't understand why anybody would be offended by it
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Tue September 22, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Sidney Crosby didn't win a Stanley Cup this year but he did win his second Emmy. So he's got that going for him, which is nice
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Golden retriever helps kids embrace their birthmarks in a way Mikhail Gorbachev never quite could
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The DJ is working until midway thru the show and this iPad won't let him make a proper thread. Paul's Memory Bank Triple Play starts at 8PM EDT with the usual Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and Superman
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Sun September 20, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
It's a reality show ... IN SPAAAAAAAAACE
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Sat September 19, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Will there be a third season of The Umbrella Academy?
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
Harvey Weinstein stripped of honorary CBE, which he thought stood for Cute Blonde and Exploitable
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(Uncle Fest-er)
 
 
 
Get drunk at Oktoberfest this year from the comfort of your home. It will bring back memories of trips to Germany, previous holidays, prior Tuesdays, Wednesday, every morning in 2020
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Thu September 17, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The ref who oversaw last season's Lions/Packers MNF game is overseeing this weekend's Lions/Packers game
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
Minnesota apple orchard goes all in on "China Virus" racism, proceeds to at least triple down until they possibly realize they're not getting as much of the "'MURICA -- FARK YEAH" response that they were expecting
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Wed September 16, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Sure, global warming is causing catastrophic weather patterns on Earth, melting our glaciers, burning our forests, and churning out assembly lines of hurricanes. But we're actually about to start having much calmer weather overall ... IN SPACE
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(Daily Nebraskan)
 
 
 
Around the Runza in 80 days
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Tue September 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Strippers, for starters
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Cordera," "Pink Luster," and "Firecracker." Stripper names or the three new apples released by Cornell? Why not both?
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Mon September 14, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank's Tripleheader returns tonight (8PM EDT). Connie Brooks finds an electric heater in the school storeroom for Mr Boynton. Rudolph's present intended for Iris gets delivered to Liz and The Superman Howling Coyote mystery is solved
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
An AP History teacher doesn't really know what to do to make her online presentations interesting. With her principal's permission, she took off on a cross-country trip to give history lectures in the Place Where It Happened. Teaching. Done. Right
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Sun September 13, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
No matter what a stripper tells you, there is no sex in the Champagne room. There is, however, COVID-19
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Sat September 12, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Awwww, dem r buddies
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars by 2024. Biggest obstacle is going thru listing applicants that includes over half of the USA
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Fri September 11, 2020
(NY1)
 
 
 
A new problem with Covid-19 has emerged: coffee smells like rotting meat making trips to Starbucks more horrifying than usual
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Yes, yes you are an Influencer and a Soccer Streaker and in normal times you would have earned the 'giggity' tag. However it's 2020 and here we are
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Bring back your favorite childhood pastime by mixing every hard seltzer flavor together. Drown your sorrows in a drunken Fanta sea
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Tue September 08, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Donald Trump loves the people of Alabama and sent them a stimulus check. Alabama, Austria, whatever, one of those loser states
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Mon September 07, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Houston man dies in a strip club fight. This raises a more important question, though. What the hell are strip clubs doing open during a pandemic?
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump's trip to Kenosha paid off--for Biden
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump's "plane loaded with thugs" appears to be a Salt Lake City flight with supposed Black Lives Matter protesters. Bonus: The story came from passenger Republican Rep. Devin Nunes
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Sun September 06, 2020
(Dangerous Minds)
 
 
 
It could be worse: France once had a werewolf epidemic
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Sat September 05, 2020
(Kentucky Derby)
 
 
 
Will Tiz the Law win the Kentucky Derby and be in line for a Triple Crown? Or will another horse somehow win the big race? Who's your money on? Post time is at 7:02 PM ET on NBC
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
It may surprise you to know what you're getting with an electronic pregnancy test instead of just peeing on a cheap test strip
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Thanks to me, I won't be cutting funding to Stars and Stripes
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Somehow, the president's ranting about Lawn Order has gone even worse for him than you'd expect
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(Wine Spectator)
 
 
 
Tom Seaver was a pretty fair winemaker, too
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pentagon orders 'Stars and Stripes' to shut down, no doubt so no more losers and suckers can read it
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Thu September 03, 2020
(Kevin and Kell)
 
 
 
An Earth like ours inhabited by sapient animals with species-specific characteristics predated Zootoopia by over two decades. Celebrate 25ᵗʰ Anniversary today of oldest continuously-running webcomic, the first by a pro cartoonist (LGT first strip)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Tokyo's stripped-down 2020 Olympics to focus on athletes as opposed to, say, kaiju
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump meant only vote twice if it is legal to do so in your state
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Texas Rangers player complains that road trips are "almost like prison," except for the fact that they don't have to smuggle drugs in their butts
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?"
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend keeps taking trips with his 'close friend.' Should I worry he's cheating on me?"
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Enterprising and courageous Flat Earthers set out on voyage to find the edge, wind up 225 miles BEHIND where they started. Almost like they went all the way around
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Wealthy Kazakh oligarch 'whistleblowers' found dead on Route 66 road trip after 'catching' a case of malaria
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Wednesday. If that damn camel yells "What day is it?" one more time, he's taking a trip to the butcher's shop. Share your favorite camel based recipes in the MSNBC Discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
An expert's guide to tripping with your dog
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Joe Biden to visit Kenosha on Thursday, no doubt to conduct damage control
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The first-est of first world problems you'll read about today
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Tue September 01, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Triple down: WH demands CNN fire journalist for suggesting Trump had a stroke. Guys, Trump brought up the stroke, don't yell at us for discussing Trump's tweet
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(Axios)
 
 
 
WH doubling down on Trump not having a series of strokes, force WH physician to make a statement. With this amount of spin, we'll find out Trump actually died on the table and was brought back to make us suffer. Like an Anti-Jesus
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Mon August 31, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Donald Trump continues pattern of ignoring consent
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: On this day in 1984 the Discovery made its first trip into space. Fark: The greatest astronaut who ever lived took one farking hell of a picture of the launch
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Like a little stripper syrup on your pancakes, kids?
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Some Priest of Syrinx)
 
 
 
What are Geddy Lee's favorite albums? Inquiring minds want to know
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Fri August 28, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Miz TV welcomes special guest Big E. Now that THE BIG DOG IS BACK, Roman, Bray & Braun have a contract signing for their triple threat match at Payback & what will RETRIBUTION ruin this show? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Meet the people who think elves are real, going on endless walks with jewelry instead of taking eagles to shorten the trip
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(Fox 5 Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Paraglider has been missing since Saturday. Officials think he must have landed by now
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Thu August 27, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One swing vote's dilemma: I really, really hate Trump, but using a medically false definition to dictate when an unborn child's life begins as a means of stripping away the basic control a woman has over her own body is very important to me. Wat do?
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
The bar for offensive social media post can't be lowered any further, it is now just rolling around on the ground waiting to trip people up
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Melania's speech was one giant lie
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Wed August 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Father of NFL player goes missing on a berry picking trip, allegedly after being left behind by the guy he went with. Son joins in the search, and is promptly arrested for trying to beat information out of the guy who left his dad behind
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You're having a pretty good day when you're a paleontologist running on the beach to catch up to your team and literally trip over a stegosaurus bone, confirming they once lived in Scotland
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Corona-free cruise trips are now back in Europe following the global shutdown of the multibillion-dollar cruise industry because of the coronavirus pandemic. Trust them and come aboard, everything is fine now
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Buried in this story about an idiot tourist wedging his car on a stone wall: There is apparently a town in the UK called "Lizard" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Revolver Magazine)
 
 
 
2020 takes a Power Trip
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Tue August 25, 2020
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
"...And some nights I'm in stitches when I'm trying to be The Schoolboy. But because of nerves, I've tripped over and even forgotten to do my zipper up a few times. I go for a pee and forget." - Angus Young, on why he's always moving around onstage
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(WTOV9 Steubenville-Wheeling)
 
 
 
Philadelphia Flyers mascot makes trip to Toronto to reunite with team. Fails to realize there's also a Toronto in Ohio. Hilarity ensues
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Mon August 24, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump trips over himself again, obliterates the lines between governing and campaigning in his desperate reelection bid
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy. Stocks are not the economy
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And on that old red roof, these words appear: My name is Pizza Hut, King of Kings; Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair. Nothing tasty remains. Round the decay of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare, the strip-mall wastelands wander far away
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump promises, if re-elected, there will be both a trip to Mars and a "permanent manned presence on the Moon". No word if that's after Mexico pays for it
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The CDC removes their quarantine recommendation for international travelers because you'd have to be a farking idiot to willingly return to the world's biggest coronavirus hotspot right now
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Sat August 22, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Being a lobsterman out in the middle of the ocean can be a lonely job. But for 15 years, this lobster boat captain had an unusual, but delightful, company in a seagull who visits him on his trips (w/video)
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Wed August 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham tweeted his congratulations on the first lady's speech, Colin Powell vouched for his national security bona fides, John Kasich and now Cindy McCain are going to endorse from the podium. Man the RNC is going GREAT..wait, it's the WHAT?
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
To help enforce mask compliance, Nashville health department plans to increase inspections at strip club. New motto: Strip it or ticket
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Brilliant 'Ibiza addict' launches fundraiser to pay for all of his holiday drinks
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
Wolverine teams up with sharks, motherf*ckers
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Jeremy Clarkson got his fee-fees hurt after being berated for not wearing a mask while shopping. The "BUT I'M A CELEBRITY" defense only gets you so far (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon August 17, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
President Trump wants White House funeral service for brother Robert. Subby surprised that he's not using one of his golf courses
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Sun August 16, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Read the original Vacation '58 right here. Take a trip
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
"Morchella, for example, is a fungus that resembles lamb tripe, while konjac is a plant made into a jelly that has the crunch and chewiness of real gristle"
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Sat August 15, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
There is a cat temple in Japan, and its monks are the cutest thing you will see this Caturday
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Fri August 14, 2020
(News4Jax)
 
 
 
If you're headed to the beach with your kids you might as well bring your drugs, gun and your porn
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Smackdown: Alexa talks about meeting The Fiend. Will Morrison prove to be more than just a quick bite for Big E & who will win the Triple Brand Battle Royal to face Bayley for the SD Women's Title. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Worried about being travel shamed for going on vacation during the coronavirus pandemic?
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Rescued blue lobster's trip to the aquarium does not go as planned
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Thu August 13, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
And I would be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers on a stolen bicycle just to be the man who traveled 1,000 kilometers without seeing Tokyo
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Break out the tiny violins for these Brits, formerly royal homeless couple, who don't work, take out $9.5m mortgage on huge 9 bed, 16 bath pad. Bonus: it comes with a stripper pole so at least one of them can learn to work
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Wed August 12, 2020
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Clint Eastwood has found his next debate opponent in Tennessee
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
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Tue August 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Premier League winner stripped of title
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Mon August 10, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Paul's Memory Bank Triple Play continues (8PM EDT). A perfect story for summer, Madison High students freezing because Mr Conklin won't buy coal. Liz is jealous so she takes up horseback riding and another $5 million crime Superman has to solve
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
CHP performs dramatic helicopter rescue of two hikers who tripped and hurt themselves after being frightened by cow
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(WV Gazette Mail)
 
 
 
Today's prize for the most Covid-19 infected family members as a result of attending a funeral goes to West Virginia with 40+ sick including 5-month old twins
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(Independent)
 
 
 
NASA begins to release findings from its trip to Ceres
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
New economy plane shows future of flying, including no seat pockets, dividing rows, and judging from the picture, strip club lighting (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Season two comes to an end as Sara, Kreizler, and Moore embark on a trip to Brooklyn on the search for the sadistic serial killer. Hot on their heels are police, homicidal gangs, and a traitor among them. Angel of Darkness, 9 PM ET on TNT
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Detroit Metro Times)
 
 
 
May I take your order? Yeah man like uh...ya got...uh...1/8 flower power, trippy gummies and some kushy punch? Sir, this is a McDonald's...you want the Cronic Drive-thru down the street. Ironic cronic supersonic tag, you're it man
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
During regular transponder maintenance, JAL tech was testing some stuff and had to temporarily relabel some aircraft on radar, and, much as you would choose a PIN, he chose "JL123". Flight trackers went ballistic, but nothing crashed
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
She sits in her hobbit hole in fear at the Shire, Clinging on so tightly as she holds that ring against the fire, But Ye's got other plans and he ain't gonna give a shiat, For when it comes to Biden he keeps on fishsticking it
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
You might want to sit down for this, but it appears as though Donald Trump is continuing to act like an unmitigated, hypocritical, narcissistic, self-absorbed asshole
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Thu August 06, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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(The Korea Times)
 
 
 
Mukbang YouTubers face heavy criticism for failing to disclose paid promotion in their videos. 'Mukbang YouTubers' ... what tripe is this?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Donnie to sign an executive order requiring U.S. to buy 'essential' drugs from American companies because that's where the graft is. The best graft. Payoffs and kickbacks like no other country
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(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Sad: Great-grandmother humiliated after being arrested, strip searched and more at Disney World for having CBD oil in her bag. Hero: She's suing the shiat out of them to the tune of $18 million in damages
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Wed August 05, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Jesse Eisenberg explains how his anxiety and RV skills caused his pivot from Michael Cera impersonator to unlikely pandemic survivalist
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump's Postmaster General may nearly triple price of postage for mail-in ballots, increasing costs for states whose budgets have already been hammered by the pandemic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fark Ready Headline: Man bitten by shark in Florida compares it to previous attack by alligator
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(Click2Houston)
 
 
 
Protip: If you are going to lie on your application to get PPP funds, try not to do it in the name of a dead person. Oh and don't spend the money you get on a Lamborghini and strippers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Abandoned as an infant herself, this teen understands what it feels like to be left behind, and works to help senior dogs find the loving homes they deserve, just like she did. Please welcome her to this week's Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Lou Williams said that eating at a strip club "wasn't the best-quality decision." No kidding. Who eats at a strip club anyway?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Cops called to illegal gathering at Beverly Crest looked for parking violations before being called again hours later for a triple shooting resulting in a homicide
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Cicadas in NY are eating shrooms and tripping balls, turning them into "zombie flying salt shakers of death" that lure mates to them which they then attack and infect
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Dear Deidre: I recently came across a photo of my wife holding a stripper's manhood. He was at attention and she was smiling. It made me feel sick to my stomach. She knows I have a terrible complex, and he was twice my size. Should I speak up?
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Mon August 03, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Tonight's Paul's Memory Bank (8PM EDT) continues its Triple Play, with episodes of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and a 6 part Superman that actually includes Lois Lane
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Dancer talks about the difficulties of continuing to work at her strip club during the pandemic
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(Houston Chronicle)
 
 
 
Dr. Demon Semen doubles down on quack medical claims, and her strip-mall "clinic" would make Saul Goodman blush with shame
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Thu July 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump's mouth is writing checks the GOP doesn't want the poors to cash....again
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
All that power-washing and scrubbing with Clorox wipes is probably as effective against COVID-19 as TSA confiscating water bottles and strip-searching your granny is against terrorists
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Wed July 29, 2020
(News 8000 La Crosse)
 
 
 
Your next trip to Stop-n-Go is going to be a Kwik Trip unless you want to Kum-n-Go, in which case happy endings are still around back
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(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
COVID Kayla jumps in her car and does everything that she can do to spread disease from Florida to as many states as possible
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A skydiving trip will cost an arm and a leg but, if you're lucky, you might get the leg back
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Covid 19, Marlins 17. What a slugfest
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Brandi Glanville releases text messages from Denise Richards, just in case you were unsure about whether they hooked up
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(Retrosheet)
 
 
 
90 years ago today: Reds reliever Ken Ash picks up the win after a one-pitch triple play inning of relief
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(Canton Repository)
 
 
 
Delays to be caused by three superloads in New Philadelphia, your mother
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Mon July 27, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Drew picks the stipulation for his non-title match vs Dolph, Sasha & Asuka fight for the RAW Women's belt, a tag team triple threat match & Eddie's son, Dominik, faces Seth about Uncle Rey. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA
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Sun July 26, 2020
(10 News)
 
 
 
As normal people do, couple does not wear masks while eating in the park. What could go wrong?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Just in case it was unclear, leaving the "NBA Bubble" to attend a funeral doesn't include visiting strip clubs. And yes, we're talking to you, Lou Williams
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Fox Sports)
 
 
 
Triple header on Fox already underway with the Brewers taking on the Cubs in front of a sold out audience of virtual fans. Giants/Dodgers next followed by Yankees/Nationals.This is your Fark MLB discussion thread
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(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Reasons men are going to sexual health clinics have changed over the last decade. Most men now face low batting averages and pitching nothing but curve balls. Back then it was broken bats and unforced errors
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Hiromu Takahashi become the 1st IWGP Triple Crown Champion? Can Shingo Takagi get his NEVER belt back from El Desperado? Is Yujiro's pimp hand strong enough to take down Okada? SENGOKU LORD In NAGOYA starts @ 5:00 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com
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Fri July 24, 2020
(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Kalashnikov Channel presents: where to hide behind a car if you're being shot at by one of their AK-47s. Bonus: and RPGs, not that you stand a chance
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Wed July 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
At age 99, Prince Philip makes a rare public appearance to retire from The Rifles infantry regiment and, judging by the photo, appears to have had naughty remarks prepared for the occasion
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Couple finds out that kissing with their face masks on makes their fellow plane passengers 'want to throw up' rather than getting the normal plane sex in the seats (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chron)
 
 
 
Coronavirus leads to Texas's first drive-through strip club. Patrons furiously vying for pole position
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Strip-club stimulus reveals lingering uncertainties over U.S. small-business aid (PPP) and the ridiculous need for proper lighting EVERYWHERE
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(Bellingcat)
 
 
 
Looks like Wirecard's Jan Marsalek is snuggled up under Russia's wing in Belarus, bet he found that missing €2 billion. ...Let me guess, Belarus doesn't extradite to the EU
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
With new safety regs in place, cruise ships to begin waltzing up and down the Danube again
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trumper sailors troll Manhattan by taking a trip around the harbor to support Trump 2020 and yell, "all hail King Trump"
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Hi. This is where I get the schnackos"
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Sat July 18, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drowning coyote pup saved by rafter and nursed back to health. Yipyip is doing OK
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
American Airlines sued for detaining black social worker who was accompanying a white toddler on a court-ordered plane trip. Facepalm tag stands in for many other tags here
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Most countries have banned American tourists, so Americans are taking trips at home. 1970's style trips
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
There are picky eaters...and then there is this guy who only eats chicken strips and plain bagels
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Feminist: It's perfectly all right to call out all the "Karens gone wild," but equality demands we should call out all the "Kevins gone wild," who are coincidentally more inclined to violence than to petty power trips
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time Geoff Peterson gained the ability to say more than 3 phrases and he and Craig Ferguson took off for Vegas. *This is not the Grant Imahara you're looking for (or is it?)* (NSFW if your workplace doesn't approve of safe for CBS strip clubs)
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
With trips to Europe on pause for most Americans, here are six U.S. cities that are full of European charm
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Tue July 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For anyone anticipating a matchup between Chelsea and Norwich, today is your lucky day. For everyone else, tough nuggies, because it's the only EPL game today. Beatdown or hilarious Chelsea fail kicks off @ 3:15pm ET
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(Indiana Gazette)
 
 
 
Retired couple whose project was to attend and document one baseball game in every ballpark in America reached 323 before pandemic terminated MiLB in 2020. They had two parks left in order to unlock achievement
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Whatever happened to IDM? Take a trip with me back to the complex times of 1995 and enjoy Garbagemx36
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Because it's 2020, the odds have tripled for a major earthquake along the San Andreas fault
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Mon July 13, 2020
(TuneIn)
 
 
 
Back to a "new" Paul's Memory Bank tonight (8PM EDT). A Triple Play of Our Miss Brooks, My Favorite Husband and starting a new 15 part Superman episode, and a Fred Allen interview of Jerry Siegel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is an only child; he dotes on his mom. We took her on a vacation for her birthday last year and her backseat driving and overreacting almost got us killed. She berates him. He wants to take her on a trip again; do I have to go?"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Upset that you can't take a trip this year or a vacation? Here are some historical vacation disasters that should make you feel a bit better about your decision
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Two livestreamers who came down with COVID-19 symptoms at Disney World return the next day to make sure everyone has exactly as much fun as they did
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's Art of the Deal ghostwriter says Trump is a psychopath who doesn't care about causing the deaths of tens of thousands. The comments section is a trip down psychopath lane too
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman carrying the coronavirus with no symptoms breaks the record for super spreaders, infects 71 people with the virus after 60-second elevator trip (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun July 12, 2020
(MassLive)
 
 
 
COVID-19 has severely diminished the strip club experience
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(BGR)
 
 
 
...meanwhile on Mars
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Irish couple utilize the coronavirus lockdown the best way possible, spend their entire time building an authentic Irish pub in their garden to drink their Guinness in
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an inscrutable zen move, a strip club has decided to open up without strippers
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Sat July 11, 2020
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Whatever happened to trip-hop? Take a trip with me back to the simpler times of 1995 and enjoy Karmacoma
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(KVOA Tucson)
 
 
 
NASA turns on Tucson
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Mom who didn't listen to anti-vaxxer warnings vows not to make same mistake of listening to experts again
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Fri July 10, 2020
(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
Customers at a 2nd Vancouver strip club may have been exposed to COVID-19 among other things
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
Happy couple celebrate socially-distanced wedding with champagne in plastic cups & cake served from the back of a 4x4, topped off with a trip to a service station on the way to Brighton. As this is the UK, some would call that 'showing off'
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Covid tabled contract extension talks between UM and Harbaugh. OSU hurriedly invests their entire endowment in vaccine research
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
Woman survives a one mile trip through the Passaic drainage system after flash flooding. Ick
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(WJAC TV Johnstown)
 
 
 
Reba the Hen goes on a road trip and makes it home in time for...do we have a day for chickens?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Remember back when the US was short on protective gear for hospital workers? After a trip through the cave wormhole the US is once again short on protective gear for hospital workers
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Right on schedule, Consumer Finance Protection Bureau strips consumers of rights to be protected from predatory loans
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(Mr Breakfast)
 
 
 
Pac-Man Cereal: Great '80s cereal, or greatest '80s cereal? With bonus Mr. Rogers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Curiosity Mars rover's summer road trip has begun, expect copious selfies with the Red Planet's Biggest Ball of Yarn and Uncle Phobos' Mystery Face very soon
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
You kids and your GPS Back in my day, we measured our trips with abacus and farthings
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to cook heart of shark at home.. actually, don't cook it, just eat it raw. "He'd half-expected the heart to be sliced into strips, like when you buy a cut of fish, but nope, the bag simply contained a complete shark heart"
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
GSK and Philip Morris partner up for a trip to vaccine flavor country
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(Irish Post US)
 
 
 
Seán's Bar in Ireland, a 1,120-year-old pub named as one of the oldest companies in the world. Must be a hell of a lot of beer-stained payroll books laying around somewhere
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A trip to the hospital with snake-bitten tongue is no way to end your bachelor party
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy 62nd birthday to the creator of the greatest comic strip of all-time. Raise a bowl of Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs to the legendary Bill Watterson
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Sun July 05, 2020
(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
New Hampshire better enjoy those declining coronavirus infections while it can. Superspreader event now scheduled for Saturday
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(Nikkei Asia Review)
 
 
 
An anagram of 'US-Mexico-Canada free trade agreement' is 'Maniac Coaxed Us, Regret Defeat Near Me'. Japan realizes that it's cheaper to triple Mexican wages than build new US plants
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Guy loses his job and does the only logical thing: rides his bike from Atlanta to Pittsburgh
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Guy loses his job and does the only logical thing: rides his bike from Atlanta to Pittsburgh
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
For the first time since the 2002 Daytona 500, Jimmie Johnson will not be in a Cup race. The Indy tripleheader concludes with the Big Machine Hand Sanitizer 400 from the Brickyard, at 4 PM ET on NBC
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Round 2 of the triple header at the brickyard, the Xfinity Pennzoil 150 at 3 PM ET
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
The fourth of July triple header begins at Indianapolis with hot and humid weather. Will Power has the pole with Jack Harvey along side as we have our first road course of the season. This is your Indycar GMR Grand Prix at Noon ET on NBC
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pence's trip to Arizona had to be delayed a day because several of the Secret Service agents preparing for the trip came down with COVID. I guess that explains why he's been wearing a mask lately
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Words any other Commander In Chief would hate to hear from Stars and Stripes: "Trump's pardon of officer they helped convict of murder is crushing betrayal"
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Tue June 30, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Thisisfine.jpg: Senate strips provision from intelligence bill requiring campaigns to report foreign election help
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
William Shatner delivers his 100th and final Captain's Log
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's a triple-bill Sunday at Pocono, with the Trucks at 9:30 AM, Xfinity at 12:30 PM, and the PocoNap 350 at 4 PM, all times Eastern and all on FS1
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump Tweet Friday night: "I was going to go to Bedminster, New Jersey, this weekend, but wanted to stay in Washington, D.C. to make sure LAW & ORDER is enforced. " ..and by that, he meant "I'm going to my VA golf course instead"
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
The "Russia paid bounties for dead US soldiers" story hits "Stars and Stripes." Popcorn futures explode like Trump's re-election chances
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
1. Be a psychic. 2. Fail to predict something. 3. Profit (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I blame the oligarhy
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Pouch wine will get you through summer quarantine, breakfast
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you happen to be the individual that stole a stripper pole from Lovers around 2PM today, we know who you are via your store membership card
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
News: I predict Biden will win the election. Fark: Donald Trump is doing the predicting
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