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Thu December 02, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Rudolph wannabe wanders Alberta town with Christmas lights tangled in its antlers waiting for Santa to pick him up
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Some non-rolling stone)
 
 
 
Sometimes you have to give up on grass and try other things. Like moss. What? What did you think I meant? This could be some sort of gardening thread. Tag is for how moss grows
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Canadian Armed Forces helicopter crew forced down by inclement weather is greeted by locals with keys to cabin for the night, chainsaws to cut down trees for bigger landing zone, and grilled cheese sandwiches. Apologies all around, we're guessing
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Mon November 29, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Chickens come home to roost? The butcher's bill is coming due? Fram oil's "pay me later"?
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Hot new 'hitting mung' lifestyle trend of spacing out while staring at trees spreads from South Korea where its enjoyed in theaters or cafes that you pay to do it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now you too can reach the upper echelons of society and become a Scottish Lord
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Fri November 26, 2021
(Vancouver Is Awesome)
 
 
 
Scary on-the-ground videos of the raging floods last week in British Columbia destroying bridges and highways
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
UK weather alert level raised from "Right, wot's all this then?" to "Cor, blimey"
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New tests settle long-running scientific debate as to whether clothes found at an 8,000 year old city were made of linen or wool. Fark: Everybody was wrong, they were tree bark
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Tue November 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Expect to pay more for Christmas trees this year, just like everything else
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Mon November 22, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
I hate to tell you all, but lumber is going back up in price again. If only it grew on trees
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Sat November 20, 2021
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Now that the media's done the "turkey shortage" schtick to death, they're now already puking out the "Christmas Tree Shortage" schtick. Coming Soon: New Year's Confetti & Champagne shortage schtick
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Fri November 19, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
1000s of giant sequoias killed in California wildfires in 2021. That's like 1,000,000 in tree years
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Thu November 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
CVS to close 900 stores, save 9 million trees from being turned into CVS receipts
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(Some Citrus Geek)
 
 
 
I repeat, It is not a Porn Hub yoga video
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Tue November 16, 2021
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Small suckers could be a sign of stress, your mom
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Sun November 14, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
The town Olympia in the state of Washington offers a variety of activities like hiking, fishing, calling the dead, biking, kayaWAIT what?
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Fri November 12, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I like my women like I like my Christmas trees - big and green
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Thu November 11, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
One if by land and two if by sea, and Wile E. Coyote on the run will be
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Wed November 10, 2021
(Woody sounding word)
 
 
 
Climate change eradicating the famous pink guavas from the guava trees of the famous guava belt. Guava
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Cards Against Humanity released a new expansion pack to celebrate how farked we all are. Bonus - also can be survival food
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
Singer for Fark's favorite band discusses subby's favorite album by Fark's favorite band. "I had absolutely no idea how people would take it. I just thought people would think it was way too weird"
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Wed November 03, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meet Boji the traveling dog, and follow him on his adventures in Istanbul. Please welcome him and all the wonderful people who keep an eye on him to ensure his needs are being met this Woofday Wetnose Wednesday (w/photos)
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Fri October 29, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
If you ever go to get a mole removed, make sure they don't amputate your foot as well
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(Amusing Planet)
 
 
 
The Great Raft of Louisiana, a gigantic logjam 160 miles and centuries old, was only cleared after the invention of dynamite. Beached whales, of course, were next
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Talk radio host stuns environmentalist with clever gotcha moment by pointing out you can grow concrete just like you grow trees
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
School cuts down 400-year-old forest for fake turf field at the edge of a steep slope without taking into consideration what the lack of trees would do to the stability of the rocky slope it left. What could possibly go wrong?
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(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
Happy almost Halloween. Let's just assume crows didn't scare very easily back in the old days & required an extra order of creepiness
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Mon October 25, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Who else could be doing it? Nematodes?
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Sun October 24, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Yeah, like that is really going to stop forest fires
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The "Gunshine State" is getting rid of palm trees. Meth, Covid, and Carole Baskin are still ok
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Wed October 20, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Vikings were in North America as long ago as 1021, researchers say, which should have been plenty of time to win a Super Bowl, and yet...
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie's articles found, may be definite or indefinite. Link goes to a riveting WFLA live-feed of some trees
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman gets turned down for job she applied for 8 years ago, apparently gets stitches or something
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Danger noodle loses game of hide and snek
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Wildlife Photographer of the Year winners announced. Prepare yourself for stunning natural beauty and OH GOD KILL #7 WITH FIRE
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Huge crops and a lack of brunching Millennials smash avocado prices in Australia, toasting farmers across the country
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Tesla war against humanity continues
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Mon October 11, 2021
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
Weeners
 
Tattooist shows off huge horse inking on customer's leg. Facebook group, which is a group dedicated to unfortunate tattoos knows for sure that it is an intentional PEEN
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(The Next Web)
 
 
 
But they can be stopped by 2ft teddy bears armed with sticks and stones, right?
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman shows off beaver that left hundreds feeling powerless
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Fri October 08, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Eh, don't worry about it. He'll come down out of the tree when he gets hungry"
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Poetry Day" and the start of Fall we'll create odes to the season. Write a poem paying homage to Autumn: the cooling weather, the peeping of leaves, the pumpkin spice trees in bloom
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman asks council to trim her bush after it grows wildly out of control
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The secret to a successful rewilding of the planet isn't the planting of trees on conservation land - It's people, we need to plant more people
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
You're mailing emus wrong
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California extends mail-in voting permanently, assuming it can find any trees to print them on
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, on rumors that he doesn't bathe: "I've never been accused of being smelly." Sounds suspiciously like something a smelly celebrity might say
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hostage situation ends peacefully with the monkey giving up the puppy
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Mon September 20, 2021
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1565, the first European battle on American soil took place, an inflection point in history which is even stranger considering they were fighting over Florida
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon we won't be able to see the satellite forest for the satellite trees
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Sat September 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
For his 3000th birthday he was wrapped in aluminum foil instead of getting another dumb tie or sweater
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Sat September 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hurricane Larry expected to make landfall this weekend with buckets of... snow?
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wood no longer erect after spending time in beaver. Man relieved his home isn't a mess from all that action. He never worried about the consequences because his wife is Canadian, not that you've met her
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study reveals how aspen trees change their genetic structure over the years to balance defending themselves from pests with growth to compete for sunlight. But it took longer than an Entmoot to complete
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study reveals how aspen trees change their genetic structure over the years to balance defending themselves from pests with growth to compete for sunlight. But it took longer than an Entmoot to complete
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Got an old tennis racket?
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Thu September 02, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Monkey battles to become first female "boss" at Japanese zoo. Closest male contender won't stop talking about her email server
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Imagine in your mind what a tree house built by a 9-year-old would look like. Then imagine how much it should cost to rent it on Airbnb. Now click the link
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, One third of living tree species
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Mon August 30, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
"Why didn't they just evacuate?" Answer: "We're broke. No cash or gas, which I guess leaves ass"
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Sun August 29, 2021
(Trust.org)
 
 
 
While Hurricane Ida gets all the attention, Hurricane Nora has been tearing up the entire west coast of Mexico
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep Tree Puncher again demonstrates that punching dead trees is him punching above his weight
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Fri August 27, 2021
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently a pair of glowing trees are a really big thing for the nerrrrrrrrds
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
It's cloud illusions I recall. I really don't know clouds at all
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dubai planted a million trees to counter deforestation. Then the real estate developers moved in
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Airlines hope warmed-over entrees with a lot more adjectives will make you forget they've treated you like shiat every foot of the trip
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett gives Trump an ulcer, refuses to block construction of Obama Presidential Center
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Wed August 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh Henry - Almond Joy in California turning to sadness under Marathon drought; no PayDay anticipated, just Mounds of dead trees
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Maine, folks are excited yet confused about a migratory duck, because unlike most migratory ducks, this one is bright yellow and 25 feet tall
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Tue August 17, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Want to learn to grow fruit trees, but too scared to start? Grow a pear and join the Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday August 17, 2021
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Mon August 16, 2021
(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
♫ It's raining poop, hallelujah, it's raining poop ♫
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Thu August 12, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
If we'd only listened to the Lorax 50 years ago, California might not be burning right now
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
At this point we should probably just run them anywhere there's more than 3 trees (shouldn't take too long at this point)
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
At this point we should probably just run them anywhere there's more than 3 trees (shouldn't take too long at this point)
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Wed August 11, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Zeus proves he can hit a moving target
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Sat August 07, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Permits in place? Check. Route planned? Yup. House loaded up on the trailer? Sure is. Should we make sure the road is wide enough to pull this large house down? Nah, but I'll grab the chainsaw, just in case
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