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Tue October 19, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Now listen, kids. Sometimes, when a garbage truck gets going on a street, The Gravy seeps out of it and starts to trickle and spread on the street. Then it all congeals together and forms The Goo. And that's how you get Chicago
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Goatree
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Mon October 18, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Woman gets turned down for job she applied for 8 years ago, apparently gets stitches or something
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Big E & Big D run it back once again vs RooDolph, Charlotte defends her RAW women's title vs Bianca, will Xavier hinder Jinder? Doudrop faces Shayna and the Street Profits vs RKBro. Scarlett? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Madison Cawthorn is concerned that young boys aren't getting enough testosterone to be knuckle-dragging tree punchers. "If you are raising a young man, raise them to be a monster"
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Fri October 15, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Best Korea's currency is surging against the US dollar in spite of crippling sanctions, with an exchange rate now approaching fifteen Korean Won for a bowl of tree bark and dirt soup
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The White House has a 35-foot tree, Rockefeller center has a 75-foot tree, why shouldn't we have a 140-foot tree in Enid, Oklahoma?"
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
"The White House has a 35-foot tree, Rockefeller center has a 75-foot tree, why shouldn't we have a 140-foot tree in Enid, Oklahoma?"
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Researching snake evolution reveals a lot of gaps, and progress has been slow, but it's got legs
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
Want a bigger backyard? Just move your fence out till it covers the whole sidewalk. Presto
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Danger noodle loses game of hide and snek
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(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Danger noodle loses game of hide and snek
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trick or Treat. Smell my feet. Fauci says to hit the street
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(LiveJournal)
 
 
 
Photoshop tree-face
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Because your truck's airbag will no longer protect you from blunt-force trauma when you get pulled out by an angry mob you tried to run over
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Fri October 08, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
"Eh, don't worry about it. He'll come down out of the tree when he gets hungry"
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(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
'Phantom bush trimmer' roaming the streets at night trimming your bushes and hedges
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Thu October 07, 2021
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, a billboard lovely as a tree. Perhaps, unless the billboards fall, I'll never see a tree at all (Credit to Ogden Nash and apologies to Joyce Kilmer)
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
The stock market would be "fine" with $130/bbl oil says trader who continues to prove Wall Street is nowhere remotely near Main Street
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Wed October 06, 2021
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Definitely not a streetlight seen floating above Chicago (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon October 04, 2021
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Car thief unable to find closest "leave a baby, take a baby" drop off location opts for streetcorner instead
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Man makes it easy for police
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Sun October 03, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. For "National Poetry Day" and the start of Fall we'll create odes to the season. Write a poem paying homage to Autumn: the cooling weather, the peeping of leaves, the pumpkin spice trees in bloom
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Thu September 30, 2021
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Pay no attention to that bush, moving around over there by that tree
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Check out Chevrolet's new Walnut powered Avalanche
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
F1 will hit the streets of Doha in November as leaders qut a 10-year deal
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree to start selling items for more than a dollar. Might cost as much as a dollar tree
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Wed September 29, 2021
(Fox News)
 
 
 
This is better than having children learn about human sacrifices to the Aztec god Tezkatlipoka on the streets or from TV and the internet
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(1929)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Wall Street relic
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Dollar Tree ups its share buyback program to $2.5 billion, or about tree-fiddy in real value
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Tue September 28, 2021
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The secret to a successful rewilding of the planet isn't the planting of trees on conservation land - It's people, we need to plant more people
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(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Providence police identify victim in Broad Street cafe shooting, as some observers decry wave of violence behind the city's 19 homicides this year and others claim it should be called 'Dame Street' instead
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street to the GOP: "Why doesn't daddy love us anymore?"
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The Purdue Pharma/Sackler family settlement will give victims and their families a check for tree fiddy and a coupon for 50% off the co-pay on their next prescription for OxyContin
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(MSN)
 
 
 
California extends mail-in voting permanently, assuming it can find any trees to print them on
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Sun September 26, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight, WWE takes the Rules to the EXTREME: Can The Demon dethrone the Big Dog? Will Big Time Becks retain vs the EST of WWE? The Usos hope to put The Street Profits in the red plus Liv vs Carmella? WWE Extreme Rules starts at 8 PM ET on Peacock
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Fully decorated Christmas tree spotted in home 3 months before Christmas. The Mirror is there with this important story
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
BREAKING: Fully decorated Christmas tree spotted in home 3 months before Christmas. The Mirror is there with this important story
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Utah reporter does "man on the street" interview about attending basketball games, doesn't realize she's talking with a player
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Thu September 23, 2021
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Suspect in Pope Street shooting to appear in court. See, that's why you don't throw down with the Vatican, their head guy rolls OG
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
With a BOOM BOOM here and a BOOM BOOM there. Here a BOOM, there a BOOM. Everywhere a BOOM BOOM
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Wall Street analysts are putting their faith in the Chinese Communist Party." Because the CCP was created for and is dedicated to the well-being and stability of a bunch of capitalist yankees
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Mon September 20, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
New Orleans has so much trash in the streets residents threw a trash party
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon we won't be able to see the satellite forest for the satellite trees
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Brazilian plague rat turns into pizza rat on the streets of New York
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The latest thing making climate change worse? Your toilet paper
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Sun September 19, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: a 'damp kitten.' Because if we didn't leave the low-hanging fruit on the tree, some farkers would have nothing to eat
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Beaver responsible for loss of much wood
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tree snake orgy
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Sat September 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
For his 3000th birthday he was wrapped in aluminum foil instead of getting another dumb tie or sweater
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(CNN)
 
 
 
For his 3000th birthday he was wrapped in aluminum foil instead of getting another dumb tie or sweater
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Fri September 17, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Man's stupidity threatens Ents
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania school board says it's just "coincidence" that all the books they banned are from non-white authors. Fark: they also banned an episode of Sesame Street
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Thu September 16, 2021
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
Turns out the Aurora, Colorado police dept is the worst street gang in the city
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Street preachers hold signs, tell female students on UAB campus they "belong in the kitchen, they shouldn't be in college." That's an ass kickin'
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(WVTM13 Birmingham)
 
 
 
58 years ago, KKK tried to kill many parishioners at 16th Street Baptist Church in Birmingham, AL with weapon of mass destruction. They only killed four little girls
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Wed September 15, 2021
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Tow, tow, tow your boat gently down the street. Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily, but not with a Camry
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Fri September 10, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Smackdown returns to historic MSG. The Usos defend the tag belts vs The Street Profits, Edge faces Seth (again) and BROCK. Then on Rampage it's Andrade vs PAC (finally). It all starts at 8 PM ET on Fox then 10 PM on TNT
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Celebrity stock analyst Jim Cramer leaves TheStreet to go fulltime at CNBC, where he'll launch subscription-only "CNBC Investor Club" for true CNBC stans to pick his brain about the hottest stonks and sexiest investment strategies
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Thu September 09, 2021
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
"Today, on the cusp of its 10th anniversary, Occupy Wall Street is winning"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It appears that when not filming for Sesame Street Grover has a second job as reporter
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Half finished, tiny tree house up a sketchy fire road just south of nowhere at all for half a million bucks? Sounds on brand for 2021
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Wed September 08, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
European aristocracy still lords over an island in New York. It includes a mansion, windmill, hanging tree, rumored pirate treasure - basically a classic horror novel IRL
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(Mercury News)
 
 
 
Photoshop this hot tree
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Couple commission statue as a tribute to their playful pup looking for someone to play with. A statue of Subby's dog would have him peeing on passersby
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Tue September 07, 2021
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wood no longer erect after spending time in beaver. Man relieved his home isn't a mess from all that action. He never worried about the consequences because his wife is Canadian, not that you've met her
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
Wood no longer erect after spending time in beaver. Man relieved his home isn't a mess from all that action. He never worried about the consequences because his wife is Canadian, not that you've met her
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
When the roads are bad in Florida and don't get fixed, you do the most Florida thing you can do. Plant a palm tree in that pothole. The Florida tag abides, with picture goodness
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
New study reveals how aspen trees change their genetic structure over the years to balance defending themselves from pests with growth to compete for sunlight. But it took longer than an Entmoot to complete
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Sun September 05, 2021
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Stop signs? Traffic circles? One-way streets? Parking lots? All these and more are thanks to one person - William Phelps Eno
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Sat September 04, 2021
(Fark)
 
 
 
That pop culture concept you misunderstood for years. Subby took decades to realize 'The Count' from Sesame Street is also named as a math reference
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Fri September 03, 2021
(The Wrap)
 
 
 
Let's see what the Wall Street Journal, has to say about Texas' abortion law: ""The law sets an awful precedent that conservatives should hate, Could CA allow citizens to sue individuals for hate speech? Or NY deputize lawsuits against gun owners?"
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Thu September 02, 2021
(CBS Los Angeles 2)
 
 
 
A rise of nation's irritation: the city of Los Angeles bans the feeding of peacocks, negating the +10 metal and wealth gathering as well as +10% increased population growth
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Imagine in your mind what a tree house built by a 9-year-old would look like. Then imagine how much it should cost to rent it on Airbnb. Now click the link
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Wed September 01, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
I think that I shall never see, One third of living tree species
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Looks like the General Lee's in more trouble than a Junebug in molasses. And it's pretty thick molasses, too
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(CNN)
 
Video
 
Not news: Cat stuck in a tree. News: Cow stuck in a tree. Classic Terry Bradshaw mistake
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(BNNBloomberg)
 
 
 
Wall Street? Pfft. Beijing's where the new hedge fund babies are striking gold
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Skynet begins its human facial construction development via 'Street Fighter'
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Tue August 31, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
We've turned the tide on murder hornets and can now locate and destroy nests
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Mon August 30, 2021
(Inquirer Philippines)
 
 
 
Japanese women, though they acknowledge America and Europe as part of their foreign fashion inspiration, take their street style cues from Korea, because K-fashion as worn by K-Pop icons is more accessible and easy to find
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Riders hit the streets for the annual Philly Naked Bike Ride (NSFW)
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Sun August 29, 2021
(EarthCam)
 
 
 
As Ida makes landfall in Louisiana, let's see how hip & happening Bourbon street in New Awlins is holding up
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Thousands flood New York City streets to protest common sense
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Sat August 28, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rep Tree Puncher again demonstrates that punching dead trees is him punching above his weight
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Fri August 27, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Ha ha, murder hornets actually seem quaint now
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Apparently a pair of glowing trees are a really big thing for the nerrrrrrrrds
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Thu August 26, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Eric Stonestreet trolls the trollers
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Seven bucks more an entree. Twelve if you're a "foodie"
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Wed August 25, 2021
(Kotaku)
 
 
 
X(-Men)COM
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Tue August 24, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Dubai planted a million trees to counter deforestation. Then the real estate developers moved in
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
SpaceX might have its sister company, the Boring Company, to build a tunnel / secret-underground-lair to prevent frequent street closures / MI6 agent infiltration
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(Food 52)
 
 
 
♪♪ Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man/ If I had my little way, I'd tell you 'bout peaches every day ♪♪
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(NASDAQ)
 
 
 
With the holidays around the corner, Walmart starts last mile delivery service. Soon lackadaisical drivers will be leaving crap and messes all over your street too
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Airlines hope warmed-over entrees with a lot more adjectives will make you forget they've treated you like shiat every foot of the trip
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Sun August 22, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
ProTip: when road testing the fix to your customer's 2021 Corvette, a 148 MPH street race isn't the best way to do it
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Sat August 21, 2021
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"They send one of ours to the tree surgeon; we send one of theirs to the morgue"
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Fri August 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Supreme Court Justice Amy Coney Barrett gives Trump an ulcer, refuses to block construction of Obama Presidential Center
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(Metro)
 
 
 
This is a parrot who doesn't want anyone to be late
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Thu August 19, 2021
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Good news is we paved your street while you were out. The better news is we are charging you an accrual impound fee because we towed your cars
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
As pre-COVID traffic volumes slowly return to Toronto streets, the cyclist/vehicle relationship also resumes status quo
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Wed August 18, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh Henry - Almond Joy in California turning to sadness under Marathon drought; no PayDay anticipated, just Mounds of dead trees
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
Charlotte announces new name for Jefferson Davis Street, and no, it's not John Wilkes Booth Street
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Tue August 17, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
UK politician is caught speeding, asks the Court to ban him. "I need to be able to campaign about speeding on residential streets without any suggestion of hypocrisy". Bonus: Previous MP was jailed and voted out for lying about her speeding
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Good boy stuck in Lazy boy
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Want to learn to grow fruit trees, but too scared to start? Grow a pear and join the Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday August 17, 2021
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Mon August 16, 2021
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Don't worry, m'lady. I shall carry you across this torrentially flooded street
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Right now, in America, we are allowing hard-working junior bankers to earn barely over $100,000 a year on Wall Street. And I thought slavery had been banned in this country. RISE UP FOR THE BANKERS, AMERICA
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Sat August 14, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
Runners in a Raleigh, NC neighborhood are getting attacked by birds. O RLY?
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Fri August 13, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Federal judge: "No, Alabama Association of Realtors, I'm not gonna toss people out on the street during a pandemic. WTF is wrong with you?"
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Thu August 12, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
At this point we should probably just run them anywhere there's more than 3 trees (shouldn't take too long at this point)
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Hidden in Atlanta, there's a treehouse sanctuary in a bamboo forest. It's reserved just for rescued alpacas and llamas
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Wed August 11, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
When you hear the phrase, "This story was ripped from the headlines", you immediately think "Backstreet Boys" cold opening
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Tue August 10, 2021
(WSET)
 
 
 
Oh wow, four whole sentences. Oh and is that double or triple spaced?
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(WSET)
 
 
 
Oh wow, four whole sentences. Oh and is that double or triple spaced?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
The unbearable sadness of captcha images, explained. Instead of seeing beautiful sunrises or cute dogs, we get grimy street lights and busted-ass boats for a reason
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby is getting into hot sauces. I've tried some ones that make claims that they are real scorchers. But I have not found them to be. What are some real ass kickers that you guys enjoy?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
While being the ultimate second-fiddle driver for world-champion Mercedes, Valterri Bottas doesn't know if he'll be alongside Lewis Hamilton next year. George Russell hides behind a tree, rubs his hands together, looking surprisingly good in yellow
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Mon August 09, 2021
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
FAFO, moose edition
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Sun August 08, 2021
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
A new street course is upon us. Colton Herta grabbed the pole besting the field by over a half second. Newgarden and Johnson found the concrete in qualifying. This is your Indycar Big Machine Music City Grand Prix at 5:30pm on NBCSN
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Sat August 07, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
We've got trillion$ for guns, warships, rockets, billionaire tax cuts, and non-negotiated Medicare drug payments, but for the serverely mentally ill we've got the streets, violence, and jail
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Fri August 06, 2021
(Twisted Sifter)
 
 
 
Artist + city streets + chalk = adorable
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Thu August 05, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
GOP Leader: Tyranny is when Cuba's police state picks up people off the streets for trying to exercise their rights. Journalist: GOP Leader, why do you oppose the bipartisan January 6 Commission? GOP Leader: Call the cops and get him outa here
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Today in "That's a technical": NSTV spotted cruising the streets of San Francisco
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
If a tree falls in the forest, does it make a sound? If a non-permitted shack built illegally in the woods by a squatter 'mysteriously' bursts into flames, is it arson? 'River Dave' in a position to answer the second question
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Wed August 04, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
We shall moo on the beaches, we shall moo on the landing grounds, we shall moo in the fields and in the streets, we shall moo in the hills; we shall never surrender
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Evil twin punches sister in the face, drunk-drives with twin brother hanging on the hood, and wraps the car around a tree
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Authorities looking for patient who left care facility without being discharged, say he still owes a copay and the anesthesiologist was out of network
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Tue August 03, 2021
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
90s kid explains 80s PBS programming. Tag is for it's not Sesame Street
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(SlashFilm)
 
 
 
'Lord of the Rings' TV Series releases teaser photo. Wow, those trees would make a great end table
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Mon August 02, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Ashley Judd, Walker
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
I don't know what this tree did to piss off God, but it must've been bad
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Controversial street name changed after most residents vote in favor of being more "equitable and inclusive," although some no doubt claim Confederate Street will rise again
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Infrastructure Week's back on the menu, boys, and it's a $1tril entree
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Swaying skyscraper in China forces people to flee with many watching what may be a potential building collapse from the street because you know, in the movies, flying debris always goes around people
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(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
How exactly does one barracade oneself in a tree house?
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Sun August 01, 2021
(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
"What has six legs, gnarly claws, climbs trees and can grow to the size of a small dog? Oh It's tasty, too"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
It's not just the renters who will be out on the street, a tsunami of deferred debt is coming ashore and will hit homeowners no longer protected by the foreclosure moratorium soon
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Fri July 30, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
City in 2019: We'll buy your property for $780,000 to preserve that ancient oak tree in the backyard. Owner: Agreed. Two years later...Owner: F*ck you, pay me more
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Faced with no tourists to feed them, gangs of monkeys are fighting in the streets of Thailand (w/video)
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(ABC 27)
 
 
 
Another shortage in 2021? Toy stores are warning that there may be a holiday toy shortage this year
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Thu July 29, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
How are your allergies this year? It's down to cities planting lots of male trees that produce pollen, rather than female trees that drop messy fruit
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Those fair rides are totally safe, said no one ever
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Tony Hawk is 10 years older than the *combined* age of the women's Street Skateboard podium. Fark needs a "Feeling Old" tag
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Wed July 28, 2021
(McSweeney's)
 
 
 
I know, I know. You've been sitting on the couch all day, Cheeto dust thick in the air around you, and have concocted the perfect critique to use on Simone Biles. Before you post your words, though, here's a quick decision tree for you to run through
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Subby's Jujube tree seeds just arrived in the mail (species labeled in Mandarin so a surprise) . He wants to plant them in the Niagara region, but can't find any info about pests, etc. Do any Farkers in the northern US or southern Canada have advice?
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(Victoria Times Colonist)
 
 
 
Vancouver Island Christmas tree farm destroyed by wildfire. Owner inconsolable, heading for a Nanaimo bar
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A Gnarly Brown Christmas?
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Mon July 26, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Galileo Project to begin cosmic search for streetlights
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Sun July 25, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cuote-a Iester igg in zee-a nuo suobvey treen in Stuckhulm. Wäckä, wäckä, wäckä
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Give this street some action
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Sat July 24, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
$3 million home built too close to the street. CITY: "We'll just give it a 'minor' exemption to let it stand." JUDGE: "Yeah, that's a zoning code change in disguise. Tear it down - and the city is responsible for paying because they let it be built"
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(Santa Maria Times)
 
 
 
On this day in history the first dead tree word processor was patented in 1829
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Fri July 23, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
After escaping from a slaughterhouse, a bull has been eluding search parties and roaming the streets of Long Island for three days. It should have a name. Bully Joel? Joey Bullafuoco? Bully McBullface?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A man walks down the street, it's a street in a strange world. Maybe it's the third world. Maybe it's his first time around. Doesn't speak the language, he holds no currency. He is a foreign man in the MSNBC discussion thread at 7PM Eastern
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Thu July 22, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh no, the prisoner we were guarding escaped. Oh wait, there he is walking down the street. Uh that doesn't look like ... I SAID there he is
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Wed July 21, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Pagan's leader set to plead guilty. After 34 years Friday and Streebeck's investigation finally pays off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars step up to the challenge of NYC streets. "Hey, I'm drivin' here"
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Mon July 19, 2021
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
And now the Ocean City traffic. Route 9 is running well, Route 152 is sluggish and the 9th Street bridge is closed because someone landed a plane on it, so expect delays
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Malaysian police steamroll 1069 bitcoin mining rigs which had stolen electricity worth 8,500,000 ringgit, but more importantly got all that crypto off the streets and away from the kids
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Sun July 18, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'll show you a place .... Where the streets have no name
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
"Neighbors say this isn't the first time the rocks have come flying into the neighborhood"
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Sat July 17, 2021
(WRAL)
 
 
 
The town of Asheville, NC is facing a major problem of A) too many stoned hippies freaking out the tourists, B) too many black bears roaming the streets freaking out the tourists or C) officers leaving the police department due to poor morale
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(Big Issue)
 
 
 
A bronze statue of Street Cat Bob has been unveiled in tribute to the cat whose story touched the heart of millions. "He is my companion, my best friend, my teacher and my soulmate. And he will remain all those things. Always." Welcome to Caturday
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Fri July 16, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
So maybe if this asshole sold one of his guns and bought a lawnmower, or paid a kid down the street to mow, he wouldn't be in this situation right now
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The trees left alone, the trees left alone, hi-ho the derry-o, the trees left alone
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Thu July 15, 2021
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stripping. Wait, make that 'stripping bark.' No word if a g-string or tassels were involved
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Man arrested for stripping. Wait, make that 'stripping bark.' No word if a g-string or tassels were involved
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(Counton 2)
 
 
 
South Carolina is banning those nasty trees your neighbor has that smell like Mother Nature gave them a handy
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Backstreet's got Britney's back alright
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Retired tree cop says Biden's pick to be head of BLM shouldn't be confirmed because she was mean to him 30 years ago when he decided she'd committed a crime she was never charged with
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want an inflation-proof investment? Because of increased competition, prices are falling for one of the most important commodities on Wall Street even as the quality is going up
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(KKTV Colorado Springs)
 
 
 
Youth evades authorities while trying to attract chicks. Bear trifecta complete
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Wed July 14, 2021
(ABC News)
 
 
 
The irresistible lure of jelly doughnuts and sardines once again saves the day
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rapper Indian Red Boy, was gunned down by members of a rival gang WHILE he was livestreaming on Instagram. Now THAT's "street cred"
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Mon July 12, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
And fark these 76 people in particular
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(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Yet more clutter is coming to Seattle streets
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Firefighters fail to fight fire
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Thousands of protestors take to the streets throughout Cuba to protest against the government and the lack of basic goods and poor health care. Internet disruptions and reports of soldiers being deployed do not bode well for a peaceful resolution
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Fri July 09, 2021
(NBC Connecticut)
 
 
 
No matter what your level of privilege is, your Mercedes will not go through a tree downed by a tropical storm and you be subject to a drive of shame
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Instead of calling 911 they decided to put dead body in trunk, then have the car towed,then remove dead body from trunk and place it in the street. Next they moved body to some random strangers dog house. Then they called 911 and reported dead body
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Thu July 08, 2021
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Texas, where any ole light in the night sky is automatically a streetlight, even when it's just a searchlight being used during a water rescue. Amazingly, nobody shot at it
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sometimes watch you walk the street at midnight. Sometimes I can feel you in the air. Looking good, knew you would. All the time I understood. Everybody seems to look your way now. Feeling right it's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
LA authorities seize over $1 billion in marijuana. Unknown whether the amount is the street value or just over-inflated 'cop math'
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Wed July 07, 2021
(WHYY)
 
 
 
Hey Philadelphia farkers, it is not your imagination. The City of Brotherly Love has become the City of Stinking Garbage on the street
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
For sale: $2.4M Delaware mansion. 8,700 square feet, 5 bedrooms, excellent security courtesy of your elderly neighbors across the street for the foreseeable future
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
"Ask 'Sluggo' to zoom in on those trees over there"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spider bite nearly kills local man. Australia? The Everglades? Sumatra? Scotland
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(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
"Psychedelics helpline. What's going on?" "I GOT A PINK TREE WITH NO TRUNK OUTSIDE MY WINDOW AND I'M FREAKING OUT, MAN." "OK, first of all, calm down. That's a perfectly normal reaction. Let's turn the pink tree into a fun experience"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Along dark Tokyo side streets, a hero appears here and there, illuminating the night with the warm glow of his tiny ramen food truck. These are his customers, and this is his story
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Tue July 06, 2021
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
Video
 
Baby monitor captures tree crashing into home, right above sleeping infant's crib
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Netflix unleashes the trailer for Fear Street 2: 1978, leading many to wonder what the hell a Fear Street is
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The Da Vinci family tree uncoded
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Mon July 05, 2021
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Updated score from Pinetree Country Club: 3 under
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Fri July 02, 2021
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Hon, should we pull this weed out of our kitchen floor? Nah -- it won't amount to anything
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(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Hon, should we pull this weed out of our kitchen floor? Nah -- it won't amount to anything
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Wed June 30, 2021
(Northwest Indiana Times)
 
 
 
Man pulled over in golf cart tells cop "I'll blow numbers", can you tell me how to get to Sesame Street
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
You can pick your friends, and you can pick your nose, but you can't try to ice pick a random stranger on the street while carrying crack
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(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
Who are these people in NYC who are anti-Open Restaurants? It's like they think they own the streets
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Tue June 29, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
The King of Falafel & Shawarma is pleased that Wall Street is ordering bankers back to the office. Long live the king
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Mon June 28, 2021
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oklahoma firefighters rescue man and cat from a tree after the owner's failed attempt to save the Moggy
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Flipped car, Check. Hit a tree and playground, Check. 7 year old driver, Che....wait what?
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(Interesting Engineering)
 
 
 
Researchers find that grey hair caused by stress can return to normal when that stress goes away. Wait a minute, stress can 'go away'?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
California developers fined over $300,000 after digging up dozens of Joshua trees to make way for million dollar homes, otherwise known as the cost of doing business
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Sat June 26, 2021
(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Jungle Boy become an instant legend? Can Hangman Page shut off Powerhouse Hobbs? Is the Konnan/Tully interview going to turn into a Geriatric Street Fight? AEW Saturday Night Dynamite starts @ 8pm EDT on TNT
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Fri June 25, 2021
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street scene
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why Wall Street loves Joe Manchin. Because he's learned the exact pressure to exert while lovingly caressing their balls?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Disp ov a tr betw tw driv escal wh on neigh cu i i ha
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Heading out for a run in the park? Watch out for falling excrement from Ontario's current invasive species
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Thu June 24, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Here we come, walkin' down the street. We get the funniest looks from everyone one we meet. Hey, hey, we're the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread and people say we monkey around, but we're too busy singing to put anybody down
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Wed June 23, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
"I like the way you phrase that, that I finally got to work with Meryl Streep," she says. "You didn't say, 'Meryl finally got to work with Sharon Stone.' Or we finally got to work together." CAT FIGHT
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Tue June 22, 2021
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Name checks out
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Mon June 21, 2021
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Tekken X Street Fighter: K.O
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
UFO research center to open in Fukushima with goal of attracting tourists, planning events to lure UFOs to prefecture, and helping UFOlogists discover the real unvarnished truth about streetlights
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