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Wed July 18, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You'll soon be able to buy YAYO on Wall Street. Stock brokers wonder what the big deal is, they've been doing that for years
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Neighborhood Revitalization Complete: We have purchased the crack hotel's neon palm tree
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
It's a kinda maypole flashmob, would you dance around street furniture?
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Any good ideas on keeping squirrels from ravaging all the immature fruit from avocado trees? Difficulty: physical barriers not possible
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Voting machine manufacturer ES&S installed modems and PC-Anywhere on election tabulation machines, making the worst decision for security short of leaving ballot boxes on a Moscow street corner
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Sun July 15, 2018
(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Indycar goes north of the border to the streets of Toronto. Newgarden is on the pole and all of the Canadians have a ton of work to do in the Honda Indy Toronto, starting at 3pm ET (NBCSN, SN for the host country)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Jacques Cousteau had a secret family, was awarded as many Oscars as Meryl Streep, and wouldn't have been nearly as accomplished if it weren't for Guinness
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(I'm going to need a closet)
 
 
 
Mike's Hammock is *almost* a Tiny House and definitely the coolest thing in the downsize market. Subby: I'll take two
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Sat July 14, 2018
(UPI)
 
 
 
"Quick, who has the number for ACME? I need to place an order, pronto"
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Knowing that Brits having sex indoors is sick enough and worthy of eyebleach, Spain attempts to ban them from having sex on the streets of their country (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 13, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
What are the chances you get struck by a stray bullet on the same street where you were struck by a stray bullet 20 years ago? Obviously pretty good for this innocent bystander
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(Q13 Fox)
 
 
 
Student rescued after climbing tree to escape wolves. No word if she was rescued by eagles, or how many dwarves were with her
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
Man flogged 80 times in public square in Iran for heinous crime of A: Murder? B: Rape? or C: Drinking alcohol 10 years ago as a teenager?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Canadian city turns over streets to marauding family of Merlin falcons. Run, run for your lives
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Tue July 10, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Los Angeles' gang problems continue, led by a fearsome group known on the streets as the "Los Angeles County Sheriff's Department"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"Mike Pence is no fan of the LGBTQ+ community, and we're no fan of his. So we're throwing The Mike Pence Sausage Fest across the street at Barney Allis Plaza starting at 11am. Stop by and get a free hot dog while we have them"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Man tied to tree. On the beach. And he is naaaaaaaaaaaked. The sun is there
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Wall Street analysts warn that we may have just awoken the hibernating bear
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Mon July 09, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two more resignations have hit 10 Downing Street
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
Bourbon Street Wallet Snatchers is the name of my House of Pain tribute band
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Thu July 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Electric. Flying. SPIDERS
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Trees talk to each other, undermine vegan moral high ground
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists believe a toddler 3 million years ago could walk upright, climb trees, somehow get fingerpaint on the goddamn ceiling
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
When there's blood on the street buy real estate
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
After discovering an "Impeach 45" t-shirt for sale on Walmart's website, Trump supporters are vowing to boycott the store - meaning most of them will be dead from starvation within about two weeks or so
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Pair of women help alligator cross busy street in Orlando. No word if either of them was wearing crocs (with video)
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Yolo County wildfire smoke settles over the streets of San Francisco, adding a 70s-style orange filter to the usual views
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Mon July 02, 2018
(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
Perp with street name "Butterball" charged with smashing 1 soda & 2 wine bottles over customer's head at Mobil. Might use the "couldn't find a corkscrew" defense
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Alligator, to girl in tree: "Don't worry, I'll be here when you decide to come down." CHOMP CHOMP
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Woman hunts and cooks iguanas then serves the "chicken of the trees" in burritos with avocados and sour cream. All that's missing is a Mexican Radio
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Sat June 30, 2018
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Josh Homme shares letter Anthony Bourdain wrote to his daughter after he smashed her daddy's guitar
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(Vox)
 
 
 
Evil cackling coming from the Keebler tree as sweeping anti-asylum regulations are drafted
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
Is gin actually just flavored vodka? Is vodka really a subset of gin? Is gin really made of Christmas trees? Can vodka actually make me dance better?
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Cincinnati Enquirer)
 
 
 
I admire the commitment it takes to continue committing a felony by climbing a tree to do so
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(KTUU Alaska)
 
 
 
"The iconic 22-foot neon palm tree which graced the sometimes sketchy Paradise Inn must remain as a community asset"
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(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Naked bicyclists hit the streets around the world to celebrate body image, protest cars, re-enact Queen album fold-out (NSFW pics in slideshow)
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(WMDT Maryland)
 
 
 
♪ Our house ♫ In the middle of the street ♬ Our house ♪
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Tue June 26, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
You know, you really have to pick one: 1) Hold your baby 2) participate in a street brawl. Because, when you try to do both things at once, bad things invariably happen
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Driving your car through a tree is a neat experience when you're in northern California. Northern Montana, not so much
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
A $185 steak sandwich can be yours, it can be found on Wall Street. Difficulty: You need to make Wall Street money
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Mon June 25, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Big Wall Street selloff because our great leader literally knows nothing about economics, unless cheating, lying, and stealing are an economic strategy
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
"I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix," -Allen Ginsberg. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, hysterical naked edition
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(Buy 2 for discount)
 
 
 
Strange: Performance artist sold bottles of hot dog water at street festival. Stranger: For $38 per bottle. Fark: Sold about 60 liters
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Tue June 19, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Wall Street Journal warns GOP may lose House and Senate over immigration
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(Perth Now)
 
Video
 
Pic and video of streetlight caught over Russian World Cup venue
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Identifying Poison Ivy (toxicodendron radicans): Can be either a vine or shrub. Leaves can be either smooth, jagged, lobed, or notched. Can also mimic the leaves of the tree it infested. So... it's a shapeshifter and we're all doomed to itchy Hell
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Mon June 18, 2018
(KTVO Kirksville)
 
 
 
Hot couple arrested for having sex at a busy Oklahoma City intersection. Yes it's a trap
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Fri June 15, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
College is all about new experiences. Like climbing a tree and not knowing how to get down
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(NYPost)
 
Video
 
Crazy guy pops up out of nowhere, stalks Uber driver down dark, rainy street. "What the f*ck is this guy doing?"
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Five reasons Wall Street isn't freaking out. #6, They've shorted and are just waiting for the splash
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(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
7 Utah teens injured when the car they were riding in went off the road on a steep curve. Look at the size of the car involved and you'll pretty much understand what led to the accident
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Wed June 13, 2018
(SeattlePI)
 
 
 
Man fights for life after Maple Leaf shooting. Damn those are some bad ass trees
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Tue June 12, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hello Domino's? I would like a large extra cheese pizza and also the pothole on my street repaired
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Thu June 07, 2018
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Body found lying in street near Camping World Stadium. Investigators describe the situation as tents
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Ben Carson wonders why the government subsidizes housing so much when the poor could just die in the street instead
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(Science Daily)
 
 
 
European tree's fungus not as fun as before
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
While it's somewhat unusual to see a fight in the middle of a suburban street, it's very unusual when it's between two bulls
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
In a strong attempt to dethrone Florida Man, Texas man decapitates rattlesnake, then is nearly fatally bitten by the severed head. With article that utterly fails to explain how the bite could occur, but I'm imagining the Killer Rabbit in Holy Grail
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Sharon Stone catches ex-boyfriend slithering down her street
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered how much money you need to be happy--somewhere between tree-fiddy and one meeeelion dollars
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Mon June 04, 2018
(The Daily News Online)
 
 
 
If your parade float features a black baby hanging from a tree, you just might be called a racist
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Sat June 02, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Marco Andretti snaps a nearly 5 year pole drought and his first ever street circuit pole. Enjoy Belle Isle as this is the last ABC broadcast weekend. This is your Indycar Dual in Detroit Grand Prix race one at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri June 01, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
The liberal rag Wall Street Journal comes right out and calls the President a moron for his idiotic trade stances. Looks like Rupert won't be getting his Presidential Medal of Freedom
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Thu May 31, 2018
(WTVR)
 
 
 
If you threw a 7-month-old puppy from a gold Saturn while speeding down a Richmond street on Sunday the police, animal lovers and karma would really like to talk to you
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Never date a lawyer. Never marry a lawyer. If you meet a lawyer on the street, do NOT make eye contact. I cannot stress this enough; because, if I DID stress it enough, I fear I would end up in court with a lawsuit on my hands
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WJLA Washington DC)
 
 
 
Hashish blamed in 5-hour firetruck indecent exposure standoff
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
GOP gubernatorial candidate Ron DeSantis supports reinstatement of lynching, mob rule. "Bring back the hanging tree"
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Tue May 29, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If a tree falls on a news anchor and cameraman and no one is around to report it, does it make the news?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(The News & Observer (NC))
 
 
 
Fed up with people using your private street as a shortcut to the beach? The solution is simple: Make it a toll road
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(Baltimore Sun)
 
 
 
Rain on your wedding day is one thing. Cars floating down the street is another
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Whatever happened to teenage car culture? When youths would go cruising down the streets listening to their bebop and drinking milkshakes? Those were the days
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Sun May 27, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
And on the 7th day the streets ran brown with the gravy of the city. Begun have the poutine wars
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Sat May 26, 2018
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Braintree police succeed in finding a motorist driving without his
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sesame Street sues Melissa McCarthy movie for soiling its good name
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Thu May 24, 2018
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Are you wondering if your plant is dead or not? Here is how you can tell
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(San Francisco Examiner)
 
 
 
"If you're wondering whether you've grown old, the litmus test isn't your tolerance for loud music but rather how annoyed you get at the site of bicycles leaned up against trees or sprawled along sidewalks"
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The top 10 new species for 2018. By "new," they mean recently discovered, not recently evolved or recently intelligently designed
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Looking for my lost Peachtree of Salt
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Wed May 23, 2018
(China Daily)
 
 
 
Man on the street catches little girl falling from 5 meters above, tears leg muscle in process. "I would cry for my incompetence if I failed, but I succeeded. They were joyful tears"
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Mon May 21, 2018
(KWTX Waco)
 
 
 
Detroit to rename street after Michael Jackson. No word if you're allowed to moonwalk while crossing the street
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Sat May 19, 2018
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Meet the newly hatched predators of New York City's financial district who will consume all the dirty rats of Wall Street
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"Hey, buddy, whatcha doin' up here? Shootin' stuff? Yeah, that's cool. This is a good spot for it. Well, gotta go. Good luck, eh"
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Thu May 17, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
On a crumbling, beer-splotched wall in the back of a sports bar on East 44th Street is one of New York's more neglected cultural treasures, a veritable Sistine Chapel of American comic-strip art
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(Great Falls Tribune)
 
 
 
Now you roll your girlfriend's Honda / Fleein' cops in Anaconda / They wanna shoot your ass up to the Great Beyond-a / Now Anaconda Don't. Want. None. / So drop your fake gun, son
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(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
James Gunn announces that the title of Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 will be "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3"
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Wed May 16, 2018
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Florida Man gives meth to 14-year-old girl for good cause, to "keep her off the streets." Oh, and to have sex with her, but that's not the point
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Tue May 15, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Imagine you were planting trees in your yard and found a buried safe with thousands of dollars in cash and jewelry. You find out it belonged to your neighbor. What do you do?
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Mon May 14, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
City issues warning not to tap maple trees on public property. Generally not a good idea to tap anything or anyone in public, either
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Two Guys Reenact Street Fighter II Match... With Their Mouths
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Bismarck Tribune)
 
 
 
And here I thought a treehouse would be a perfect hiding spot
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys dress up as Spice Girls for cruise. My favorite is Scary Backstreet
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Lowering the Bar)
 
 
 
Lawyer whose name legally contains an exclamation point: "Pulling a man over for a shrubbery he couldn't even see is legally the same as cutting down a mighty tree with a herring. It can't be done"
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(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Anybody can rescue a cat stuck in a tree. It takes a special kind of firefighter to rescue a cow stuck in a tree
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's nothing like a drunk Brit interrupting a street breakdancing performance to show off her backflipping ability
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(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
'Herter would often ride a scooter up and down the street with a sword.'
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Sat May 05, 2018
(DW)
 
 
 
This week in sports you didn't know existed: Streetcar bowling
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese forestry researchers invent literal wood alcohol from pulverized bark of various trees. "We thought it would be interesting to think that alcohol could be made from something around here like trees. It's a dream-inspired project"
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Wed May 02, 2018
(WSAV Savanna)
 
 
 
"Invasive fist-sized treefrogs in New Orleans." Well, so much for the hamster bubble
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life Hacks: Can't afford a psychiatrist? For the price of a cross-country bus ticket, you can share your problems with whoever has the misfortune to sit next to you
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Tue May 01, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
Meth-head breaks into governor's mansion to alert him about "wild animals, possibly lions or cougars" on the streets. Surprisingly not a member of the species Homo floridus
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee currently hiring for streetcar operators. Must supply own body armor
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how do you dissuade loiterers? Why not go to classical music to ward them off?
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mystery of the Missing White House tree solved: The tree was moved to quarantine, "like other plants or animals brought into U.S. territory." Translation: someone fished it out of the dumpster
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Why are you being weird, are you breaking up with me? No no. No one breaks up with me. I'm breaking this off, NOT YOU. Fark you, I'm digging up the tree we planted together"
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
On the streets of Baku, Vettel has the pole but is surrounded by Mercs with the Red Bulls just behind them. What clownshoes will we have this year in the F1 Azerbaijan Grand Prix? (8am EDT on ESPN2)
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Standard Digital (Kenya))
 
 
 
Kid falls out of tree and breaks hand. Fark: Which is later amputated because doctors put his cast on too tight and cut off the circulation
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
♪♫♬ Oh another Wells Fargo settlement is a-comin' down the street,♬ oh please let it be for.... pushing 401Ks from low-cost options into expensive individual accounts that cost retirees tens of thousands ♪♫♬ (seriously, fark these guys)
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(The Blaze)
 
 
 
President Trump may win the Nobel Peace Prize. They pretty much give that one to just anybody
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(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
City requests over $100,000 to repair treehouse
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
You can now drop the Google Streetview guy into the water
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subway closing 500 stores, guess you have to go to the one across the street
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(WAMU American University)
 
 
 
Boston Red Sox want to rename Yawkey Way because the former Sox owner ran an historically racist ball club. Difficulty: if the street is renamed back to its former name then it would be even worse
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Backstreet Boys alumnus attends ACM Awards to promote his shift to country, boasts about "coming in to disrupt" genre and turn it urban
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Sun April 22, 2018
(National Geographic)
 
 
 
Beetle that can withstand 380 Gs kind of looks like your expression if you tried to do the same
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Fri April 20, 2018
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kentucky college students troll a street preacher with Street Preacher Bingo
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Thu April 19, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street 'Fearless Girl' statue being moved to a new location. And that's no bull
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Seriously, who steals a tree?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Naked man dances in street after causing five-vehicle smashup because he's all fine in Westland, Michigan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The entire island of Puerto Rico is under a blackout that is expected to last for at least 24-36 hours, before power can be restored. 75% of the island still unable to tell any difference
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"A guy came running from the street and he said, 'Officer, you got the wrong guy.' But they didn't care"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Indiana State Trooper pulls over SUV loaded with over 78 pounds of marijuana with estimated street value of $250,000. "Somebody's 4/20 is canceled"
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Mon April 16, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Trust us, we can't raise capital in Silicon Valley anymore, so we're exiting via Wall Street, and by "Wall Street," we mean "whoever our underwriters' favorite clients can sell their shares to in the thirty seconds after the IPO"
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Sun April 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently having the fire alarm go off at your kinky BDSM club on a busy night will leave you in the street with nothing but "jockstraps, harnesses, rubber and footie kits"
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Secret camera captures random people on the street playing hopscotch, and it's delightful
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Fri April 13, 2018
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Will Ferrell injured in I-5 rollover wreck after portraying Ron Burgundy in "Funny Or Die" San Diego Voter Registration Drive with "Billy On The Street". No word on Baxter The Dog
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Evidence of Nazi crimes against trees uncovered in Norway
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Thu April 12, 2018
(10 News)
 
 
 
Turns out that it's illegal to create your own parking spaces on the street. Who knew?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Man discovers that it is indeed true. Crocodiles can't climb trees. Tune in next week for the next episode of "realities that really don't need further testing"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to Wall Street short sellers: "Place your bets." He's pretty much begging people to try to bankrupt Tesla
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For you Yanks out there, imagine if your street was named Dumb Fark Lane. And then imagine that the city council refused to change it because of the "history" involved
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Tue April 10, 2018
(Juneau Empire)
 
 
 
How hardcore is Alaska? Even the trees will shoot you
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Mon April 09, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Looking to purchase an affordable entry-level home? Too bad. Wall Street equity firms are on a buying frenzy, driving up prices, so that they can add to their growing pool of rental homes
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Thu April 05, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Ford Escape was the only small SUV to fail a passenger safety test. Apparently it got its name from riders in a crash having to decide how to get out
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
NRA's Dana Loesch says MLK, who was assassinated by rifle shot from across the street, would still be alive if he'd been carrying a concealed weapon. Bonus: crazy-eyes
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Apps keep sending L.A.'s worst drivers up an incredibly steep street. So... all of them?
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(Aint-It-Cool-News)
 
 
 
A contender for dumbest online petition ever calls for casting Meryl Streep as Princess Leia in the next Star Wars movie to honor Carrie Fisher's legacy. Fark: it has 11,000 signatures
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Teen learns the hard way why you should never tow a sled behind a moving vehicle
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Citing pedestrian safety, Prague to ban bikes from historic squares and streets, but still allow 1,000 cars. Czech mate cyclists
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Wall Street: "Leave Amazon alone and don't start a trade war." White House: "Oops"
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Sun April 01, 2018
(TMZ)
 
 
 
The creator of Cop Rock has died. Hill Street is blue right now
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Fri March 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Which is slower to wake up? A hibernating bear, or the average teenager? This webcam can help you decide
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(Patch)
 
 
 
Plea entered in 'Treehouse of Child Porn' case. 'Bestiality Yurt' and 'Log Cabin of Forcible Sodomy' cases presumably still ongoing
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops say Mikey the Miami Monkey's not breaking any laws, so he can hang out in his tree by the strip club
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Alex Jones hits the meth pipe during commercial break. Phlegm at 11
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
When your brother-in-law entrusts you with signing for his $461,000 Ferrari when it's delivered, don't take it for a test drive before he comes home
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Wed March 28, 2018
(WWE)
 
 
 
CAN the Street Profits cash in on the Authors of Pain? DO Strong & Dunne have a cure for SAnitY? IS William Regal bringing back the European Championship? "Wrasslin' Wednesday" starts @ 8pm ET on WWE Network. Duke sucks
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Confounding mainstream expectations yet again, hipsters revive mullets and Shia LaBeouf as icons of street fashion. "I underestimated the hipster determination to reclaim obviously ugly things, from tracksuits to statement spectacles"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
At least 5 injured after dispute between driver and people on the street leads to driver getting out of van and chasing after people with an ax
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Tue March 27, 2018
(KTAR Phoenix)
 
 
 
Two pilots separately verify streetlight sighting at 40,000 feet
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street bankers jump, like f$ckers...oh, wait, subby meant to type Wall Street bonuses jump 17%, to an average of $184k thanks to new tax law, Obama bull market and Trump nitroglycerine. Nevermind those random plunges. This is fine
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this street sweeper
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida woman, tired of being in Florida man's shade, marries a tree
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Sat March 24, 2018
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Someone is going to try and make Street Fighter a television series
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Thu March 22, 2018
(KSLA Shreveport)
 
 
 
Mayor of Sulphur, LA skims Fark link about small town in New Jersey, decides to reroute traffic to cut down on congestion of street. Fark: Using Police, Firefighters and utilities employees
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Wall Street execs think Facebook flap is overblown. Facebook stock has plummeted to the tune of 50 billion dollars since the CA scandal came to light. Yes, these same Wall Street people are in charge of your 401 K
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(Pulse (Ghana))
 
 
 
Trump: WTF is Chinese Downhill? Wall Street: Watch this
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Wed March 21, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Homer man injured in vehicle-tree crash. Glowing bolt found nearby
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Old woman playing with pebbles on street corner worries bus driver. It's Florida, so no, this is not the title of a Swedish movie about existential angst
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(Tech Crunch)
 
 
 
Siri and Watson sitting in a tree
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