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Sat July 04, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Over 65? Want to take a cruise? The EU may make you bring a doctor's note (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri July 03, 2020
(WGN Radio)
 
 
 
It's a 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes; it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses, and we'll have to quarantine for two weeks. Hit it
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Security guards who slept with quarantined travellers at five star hotel where they were kept in isolation are not helping the situation in Australia
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
State surrounded by covidiots on both sides announces mandatory quarantine for anyone arriving from out-of-state
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
For a much-needed break from how craptastic America is right now, here's a list of things the USA does right, according to foreigners
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Wed July 01, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Seeing how well Americans are doing with coronavirus so they can travel abroad again, America Airlines announces that they will be offering 25% fewer international seats in 2021
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Tue June 30, 2020
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Welcome to NY, NJ and CT unless you are from one of the 16 states listed in the article
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
"It seems our wartime president has surrendered, waved the white flag and abandoned the battlefield"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"One graphic explains why Americans are facing an EU travel ban". Difficulty: it's somehow not the picture of the MAGA-hat wearer with his mask pulled up over his eyes
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(CBC)
 
Boobies
 
If she's concerned, maybe she should stay out of places like that
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yahoo finally picks up the Drew time traveling story. Apparently his responses have been going viral on TikTok as well
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Cirque du Soleil runs out of Soleil
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
I blame the oligarhy
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(Market Screener)
 
 
 
American Airlines will stop limiting seat capacity on flights beginning July 1. Don't worry - these things usually self-correct
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Thu June 25, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Airlines warn passengers: Wear a mask or you can't fly. United eagerly hoping you won't comply
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Anthony Bourdain would have turned 64 today. Rest in love, you magnificent bastard
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Julian gets a SURPRISE. SUPERSEDING INDICTMENT
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Wed June 24, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Trump Administration: STATES ARE RESPONSIBLE FOR FIGHTING THE COVID-19 New Jersey: Fine. All travelers to New Jersey must self-quarantine for 14 days. President Cartman: WAHATEVAH I DO WHAT I WANT
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(Premier League)
 
 
 
Four games at 1pm ET as UTD host The Blades, Villa travel to Newcastle, Norwich welcome Everton, & Wolves play struggling Bournemouth. All followed at 3:15pm ET by Liverpool vs Palace. Sure to be a 7 goal thriller there. This is your Wednesday EPL thread
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
So....should you travel this summer? Are you traveling? Why?
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
List of 'things never to do on a moving motorcycle' updated for Instagram (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Pariah States of America
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
80-90% of Vegas travelers gambling against the coronavirus. C'monnn 19 COVID, baby Daddy wants to buy a new ventilator
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Enthusiasm for point-to-point travel may be premature, space official says. "I still see that as somewhat speculative, and somewhat over the horizon"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
For a organically distanced and non-contact sport, that tennis match put together by Novak Djokovic in Serbia and Croatia is coughing up a lot of infections
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(Independent)
 
 
 
So, who lifted travel restrictions so Nigel Farage could attend a Trump rally, anyway? Inquiring minds, and the US House, want to know
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Mon June 22, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Google's ad revenue catches the virus, will drop for the first time
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Golf's Travelers Championship will have fans staying at home this year
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Sun June 21, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch the adventure of Princess Cloudberry, an orphaned ringed seal found in Ireland, whose release back to the wild happened just as the pandemic shut down international travel
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
DL Hugely struggles with standing up during his stand-up, gets diagnosed with Covid-19
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(Slate)
 
 
 
People are saying "F*CK IT" and traveling while not caring about literally anyone else
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Running on 'hopium.' Yes, money's a drug and we all know what happens to addicts if they don't sober up in time
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Electrek)
 
 
 
South Park's greatest invention now a reality. The controls take a little getting used to, but it still beats air travel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Here's what true believers ask Drew about his time travels
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Tue June 16, 2020
(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(Laconia Daily Sun)
 
 
 
So I was just listening to a rural census taker discussing his day, and it's apparent that a *LOT* of people who moved to "summer homes" in March to avoid COVID-19 plan to stay. That's going to affect the 2020 Census
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A quick and dirty Bundesliga thread? Bayern Munich travels to Werder Bremen with a chance to clinch the title. Freiburg hosts Hertha Berlin, Union Berlin hopes to get points vs relegated Paderborn. Action starts now on FS2 and streaming
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Mon June 15, 2020
(YLE (Finland))
 
 
 
Norway eases travel restrictions from other Nordic countries, except Sweden. Never Sweden
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Sun June 14, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Either France is declaring victory or France is surrendering. Time will tell
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(CBS 58 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Couple tries to offset travel difficulties by having package sent to them from Arizona. Care to guess why they ended up on Fark?
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Sat June 13, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Winners now free to do drugs
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canada-US border is closed, yet those pesky Americans are still coming across
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Thu June 11, 2020
(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
This week's serving of "Really bad ideas you probably shouldn't try" comes courtesy of KY personal lubricant
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(NPR)
 
 
 
"Are you a terrorist?" "No." "Do you have the 'rona?" "No." "Ok, here's your boarding pass, enjoy your flight"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
As the 'rona froze travel and shut many of Thailand's parks, 1000s of domesticated elephants were unemployed and brought home."They have a very good memory. It seems that after years of absence they know they are finally coming home"
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"Trump will try again Thursday when he holds a meeting on race relations and policing in Dallas, where he's traveling for a fundraiser. However... the city's police chief, county sheriff and DA - all of whom are black - were not invited to attend"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Headline: "The 10 most expensive cities to be an expat." With China, the US, Japan, Switzerland, Singapore, and others on the list, an ex-pat from where?
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Old & busted: dating while herpes positive. New hotness: dating, working, traveling while COVID-19 antibody positive
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(Detroit Free Press)
 
Boobies
 
They may take our sports, travel, and dining out, but they'll never take our Jobbie Nooner. "But will revelers wear masks, when some don't even wear tops?"
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Mon June 08, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that Nara deer poop has become firmer and rounder in this time of coronavirus, thanks to lack of tourists feeding them heavily processed rice crackers, which, when overconsumed, lead to deer diarrhea
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The new UK travel quarantine rules are a stunt according to Ryanair's boss, who's really just chapped because he can't figure out how to turn them into a penny-ante additional fee
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Sun June 07, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Coming soon, Trump Hotel Havana. Grand opening August 2020
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Sat June 06, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
You don't often hear the term 'Stowaway Golfers', except in Scotland
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Before you start getting too excited about the market and the economy you should know that Jim Cramer just declared "We're back"
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Sun May 31, 2020
(NASA)
 
 
 
CD2 has been named Endeavor in honor of the Space Shuttle in which both Bob and Doug first traveled to space. Cool story, eh?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Girlfriend sends man's 1967 Chevy Impala project to the junkyard while he's traveling. And you were mad when your girlfriend threw out your porn stash
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My first grader's teacher regularly hosts Zoom calls for class on the move; she once hosted a call traveling to a friend's house several states away, once helping her parents the next state over. The social distancing is awful. Should I report her?"
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(Central Missouri)
 
 
 
If you are Amish, do not do your rumspringa at the Lake of the Ozarks
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"This pandemic, I'm drinking through the souvenir wine I've collected since I was 14," says 15-year-old oenophile
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Thanks to the Chlorinator in Chief not only is the rest of the world afraid to come to the United States, carrying a US passport is going to keep most of us banned from traveling anywhere else
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
Even physics say Donnie's new 'super-duper' Space Force missile is as legit as his 'height,' and 'weight,' and "complexion,' and 'hairline'
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Tue May 26, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
How do you say "cross-border booty call" in Danish?
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Bored, stuck at home, got the traveling Jones and more money than you know what to do with? Rent a luxury RV complete with driver for $50K a week
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
France's Minister of Culture--which is responsible for maintaining the Jerry Lewis Shrine--says cinemas will all reopen at the same time across the country
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
You know those "share the trail" signs? Grizzly bears can't read
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Sun May 24, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump announces he is blocking Brazillian immigrants. Stephen Miller permanently erect at hearing how many immigrants are being kept out of the country
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hertz really should have bought that supplemental insurance policy. Goodbye, Hertz
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(National Geographic)
 
 
 
13 classic SciFi novels as picked by National Geographic to the left, your recommendations to the right
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(Fark and Schnitt)
 
 
 
On this week's podcast, a roundup of morons on social media refusing to wear masks, meth hair accessories, and Newsweek's article about Drew being a Time Traveler drops mid-show. Come hear the explanation for Drew's 2015 tweet from the future
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Senators debate traveling for Memorial Day despite, y'know, being told not to
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Is summer vacation canceled this year? Should it be?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Drew's time travel tale was picked up by Tech Times, and while they do say he was joking, they also sort of seem to think, "You know, this guy just might be legit"
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: The story behind Drew's time travel
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
What the actual f*ck, you dimwits? Is the disease affecting your goddamn brains? Who the hell thinks "boy, I'm in a hotspot, it's bad, death and disease around me, but Virginia and Maryland are opening up a bit so I'm gonna party on the beaches. Woo"
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
NASA wants you to spend eight months locked in a Russian lab. Promises to prepare unlimited smocking hamberders and covfefe
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Players at risk of taking blame if baseball season called off. This is not a repeat from 1994
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
If hockey isn't essential travel in Canada, I don't know what is
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
There are many different recession indicators...and a sudden spike in "how to travel on a budget" articles is one of them
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Expedia down after brokerage names its own price
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With flights and personal finances being as they are, how about we share options and tips for road trip ideas? Here's everything we need to know for a COVID-Era summer road trip
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
As travel starts up again, please consider the exciting of trains
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump administration likely to extend border closures and travel restrictions put in place because of COVID-19, which at this point is akin to a leper colony trying to stop people from entering
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Every car tire is equipped with a miniature 5G transmitter that sends all your travel info, bank statements, family tree, food purchases, laundry detergent preference, and countless other personal data to Big Brother. REMOVE THEM IMMEDIATELY (PIC)
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Bold of you to assume we can just up and book a flight to Paris these days
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The president opens up on live television to the pain he feels during this crisis
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
The UK begs residents to gorge themselves on strawberries (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Pandemic coverage on your travel health insurance? Uh-huh. I see. That certainly makes sense. You can't have it. But I can let you have a pizza oven. Just use the standard S stroke 1798 and write in "Pizza" where it says "Aspirin"
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(Mashable)
 
 
 
Step into this time machine and travel back to the magic that was the 1989 shopping mall. Come for the big hair, stay for the smoking indoors
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump is smearing feces... *ahem* Fauci... Trump is smearing Fauci
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Thu May 14, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Mmmm, Barber queues
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(WZZM 13 Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
AAA predicts record low travel for Memorial Day travel but anecdotal evidence says their guess is as accurate as Trump predicting the end of coronavirus
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently some people still think Amtrak is a viable form of transportation and are still traveling the country using it during the pandemic
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Delta Air Lines started 2020 with its most successful year in company history. But with air travel nearly shut down by coronavirus, the airline is now bleeding money and will drop 10 more airports from its already skeletal network"
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Sun May 10, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fauci in "modified quarantine," which is a weird way of saying Guantanamo
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Sat May 09, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
What could be more 2020 than cruise ship bookings surging to new highs
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(CNN)
 
 
 
South Dakota Gov Kristi Noem (R-epugnant) to Sioux tribes: you have 48 hours to remove your coronavirus checkpoints, or we'll send in the cavalry with smallpox-infested blankets
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yes, flying in the age of Coronavirus is even more awful than flying was to begin with
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Fri May 08, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania Health Secretary tells local residents to not go to the Jersey Shore. In a strange coincidence, Jersey Shore residents don't want Pennsylvanians to go either
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
I guess I would time travel back to the 90's with Sofia Vergara
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Actual headline: Some people miss travel so much that they are ordering airplane food delivered to their home. Fark: Jet Blue
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: A Fark status update, plus - is Drew a time traveler?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Google has cut out reimbursing WFH employees' lunch and fitness expenses. No more sushi delivered or in-home massages. The struggle is real
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Wed May 06, 2020
(GeekWire)
 
 
 
Bill Gates is so committed to selling the hoax that he's letting Microsoft employees work from home until October
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(NPR)
 
 
 
AirBNB evicts 1,900 workers
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Tue May 05, 2020
(FactCheck)
 
 
 
There is absolutely NO evidence to back up Trumps claim that Biden wrote him "a letter of apology" for criticizing his China "travel ban". But you knew that already because if existed, a copy would have been mailed with every stimulus check sent out
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"Smarmy Steve" Mnuchin: while all those other suckers are following the CDC's guidelines and avoiding unnecessary travel, now is a "great time for people to explore America,"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wuhan becomes the top tourist destination for Chinese travelers, proving once again the two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Remember a week ago when Georgia decided to open everything back up? Today they were over 1,000 newly verified cases of COVID-19
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Pence staff threatens action against reporter who tweeted about visit to Mayo Clinic without surgical mask. I guess getting Mother involved wasn't sufficient
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(9 News)
 
 
 
Colorado paramedic traveled to NYC to fight coronavirus. Today he finished that fight. Godspeed
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Montana Office of Tourism would like to remind everyone that now isn't the best time to visit. Really?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spain and Germany rule out tourism hopes
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Traveling through hyperspace ain't like dusting crops, farm boy. Without precise calculations we could fly right through a star or bounce too close to a supernova, and that'd end your trip real quick, wouldn't it?"
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
You're going to have a hard time believing this, but Trump's family has been making way more money off his re-election campaign than we previously knew
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Tue April 28, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
2020 was supposed to be a banner year for Air BN&B and then *something* happened, and there's a possibility that that something may also make people realize how insane it is to let total strangers live in your house to being with
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Tripadvisor giving 25% of workforce permanent vacation
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Economist)
 
 
 
From that commie rag, _The Economist_: "The divide between rich and poor is one of the more troubling features of American life"
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(Economist)
 
 
 
From that commie rag, _The Economist_: "The divide between rich and poor is one of the more troubling features of American life"
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What airport travel in our new post-Covid-19 pandemic world will be like. And you thought the security checks were bad now
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Sun April 26, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Oh look, the airlines just got another $9.5 billion to keep their executives comfortable in these troubling times ... er, we mean for "payroll aid". Yeah, that's what it's for. Riiiiiiiiight
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Fri April 24, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Nova Scotia currently dealing with an active shooter situation. Sadly, this is not a repeat
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(Bothell-Kenmore Reporter)
 
 
 
Report shows impact of Coronavirus on hotel industry, as eight of ten hotel rooms are empty nationwide. Please, take a moment to think of all the empty rooms in which no weird sex with cheap hookers will take place
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
China donates $30 million to WHO to ensure they're stigginit to Trump
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Florida lawyer is traveling around newly-opened Florida beaches dressed as the Grim Reaper
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Thu April 23, 2020
(Fox 5 San Diego)
 
 
 
A map shows the San Diego county neighborhoods hardest hit by the shutdown. Spoiler alert: it's also a map of the poorest and most densely populated neighborhoods
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvard: Hey you, know, we were just poking around in our old sock drawer and we found this $40 billion permanent endowment, so maybe we don't need that $8 million emergency stimulus loan after all
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
When self-isolation on the high seas hits reality: Couple sailing around world have no idea about coronavirus pandemic when coming to port
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Photos of what the world looks like before and after a decline in air pollution, and it's a beautiful thing
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump aides exploring ways to to get the "frustrated" president out of Washington. - I dunno about you, but RESIGNATION works for me
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Harvard to Trump: Oh you sweet idiotic innocent child of summer. We have been at this grifting racket much longer than you
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you miss your weekend getaways to Paris, spring and summer skiing in Zermat, Enrico Crippa's deer with foie gras sauce at Piazza Duomo in Alba? Here's when you will be able to travel to Europe again
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Emblem of every wrong with the economy calls something else the emblem of every wrong with the economy
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Stocks falling almost as fast as oil prices
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Most people can't work this fast food shift without getting fired - can you? Let's see if you can handle being "essential"
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Fri April 17, 2020
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor Evers proves he has a brain and the balls to stand up to tRump. Safer At Home order extended until May 26
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Her Empress Ivanka cannot be bothered to abide by personal travel restrictions put in place for the unwashed hordes
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Wed April 15, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Instagram now trying to influence small businesses via gift cards, food orders and fundraisers
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump admits he failed to say that he didn't deny saying things he said. Joke's on you fact-checkers because it's opposite day
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Tue April 14, 2020
(National Post)
 
 
 
"We made sure that we were not speaking moistly on each other." and that's travelling in 2020 for you courtesy of Andrew Scheer leader of the Conservative Party of Canada
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Amash teasing running for President as third-party candidate. No word if he'll travel the country by horse and buggy
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Mon April 13, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
CBS reporter at the Trump propagandathon gives us a beautiful POTUS meltdown. Nothing more sad than a cornered cad
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Here is some outdoor etiquette so you are not being a jerk during the coronavirus pandemic
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Sun April 12, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Mother Nature would like to help take your mind off of coronavirus today. Especially those of you who live in the South and Northeast
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Azar first briefed Trump about COVID-19 on Jan. 18 at Mar-a-Lago Then, on Jan. 30, Azar briefed the president again on the virus, this time warning that it had the potential to become a pandemic, Trump told Azar that he was being "alarmist"
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(Some Australian)
 
 
 
But is it though?
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Miami New Times)
 
 
 
Miami-Dade leaders imply Cuba might be weaponizing the coronavirus and exporting it to Miami. Where were you during the Cuban Coronavirus Missile Crisis?
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman loses all three of her jobs in 48 hours. "I am a professional tattoo artist, also a professional traveling chalk artist, and then I'm also a director of administration at an event center." With video of awesome neighborhood chalk mural
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
It's like that joke about the traveling salesman and the farmer's daughter except it's coronavirus and not funny
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
If you could time travel back to any year in the past 75 years which year would you visit and why?
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Subby is so old he remembers when lying was prohibited by the 10 commandments
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
37 things that could only happen In Florida. Still true despite date of story. Farkers can probably add to that number
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: "I didn't get the memo"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
How adopting one of the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy's most important travel tips is helping Chinese factories fight off coronavirus
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(Vox)
 
 
 
I didn't see those memos on the coming pandemic. I was busy masturbating to Fox and Friends. It happens
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
United's special COVID-19 refund policy: Too bad, so sad, bye bye. Passengers in response: "Unleash the lawyers"
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You might have too much time on your hands during lockdown if you calculate that the eagle in the USPS logo is travelling at Mach 4.9
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(Axios)
 
 
 
The White House knew how bad Covid 19 would be. In January
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Mon April 06, 2020
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
The NHL is considering playing all remaining games in one location to minimize travel. That city? Why, Grand Forks North Dakota of course
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOCTOR Anthony Fauci who advised six presidents got into a heated argument with WH Trade Rep. Peter Navarro, a quack economist Jared found by Googling "trade expert", over the drug hydroxychloroquine because that's how things work in the WH now
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Sat April 04, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Airlines get $50 Billion in C19 Aid bill. Meanwhile, they give "credit" for canceled flights. FAA: How about "no"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen. Kelly Loeffler gets the best stock tips, Part 3. She dumped her airline stocks a day before Trump's travel ban
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Cell phone data showing which Americans have complied with stay home orders vs those who kept traveling around looks like the Union vs the Confederacy
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mr. Trump considers some spots hot, he might ban travel, or he might not. If you'd go from spot to spot, it's OK if both spots are hot, and also if they both are not. But if one spot is hot and the other is not, if you go you might get shot. Great Scott
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Wed April 01, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
What's all this, then? Oh, you refuse to answer? Then choke on this 600 pound ticket
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Yertle you ignorant slut
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
No end in sight for these Mickey Mouse restrictions
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
70 students from the University of Texas at Austin chartered a plane to Cabo San Lucas, Mexico, in late March, despite being told about nonessential travel. You guessed it, 28 of them have tested positive for coronavirus
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Now is the time to build a ridiculous contraption, or see see how far you can get a ping-pong ball to travel through the house (w/ video)
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Hey, I've got an idea. Let's drive thousands of miles away to escape this virus we could be carrying, possibly infecting everyone along the way. Then, let's fly to a remote island and maybe infect everyone there. Yeah, let's do that, said these two
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera companies' stock is down 50% due to a reduced number of victims on the road. Fark: They consider themselves "essential" businesses
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(Crypto Currency News)
 
 
 
The Fed just accidentally the whole housing market, is this bad?
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Mon March 30, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Assuming 'Muricans ever get to travel again, this British English town pronunciation tutorial might come in handy. Subby finally learned how to say Worcestersheshtersheershire properly, so that's something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The sun rises, the sun sets, the Yankees suck, Duke sucks, and Khabib-Ferguson looking like it'll get cancelled for a fifth time due to various travel bans
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Not News: Man needs to collect ebay purchase. News: Man drives 200 miles during lockdown. Fark: His wife has to travel back home in the trunk because his purchase filled the seats
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Fire Willy
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Sat March 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Travel restrictions and vacation cancellations for thee, not for the wealthy
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(Vox)
 
 
 
So, about that "united" part of the "United States of America"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says there will be no escape from New York, at least until he finds himself trapped there
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
United CEO six days ago: "We need a bailout or we'll be forced to lay off employees". United CEO today: "Thanks for the bailout, we're still going to lay off those employees"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Cellphone "heat map" shows just how much people are still traveling around the US spreading the coronavirus love
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Fri March 27, 2020
(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Our favorite Mythbuster shows us why social distancing is so damn important, in the best Mythbuster way ever
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing like a little extra travel during a pandemic in order to pass a bill about the pandemic
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Love Holidays fails to live up to its name
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
This is a 'once in a lifetime' buying opportunity if you're under 12 years old
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
If you had always hoped to travel backward in time, you can forget about it
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Wed March 25, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey ranks in the top 5 states for social distancing And that was before coronavirus
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
"Knucklehead" charged with terroristic threats, harassment and obstruction after coughing on a supermarket employee and telling her he had coronavirus. The things people will do to not use their own toilet paper
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you defy your area's coronavirus lockdown, you could get A: Arrested? B: Sick? or C: Eaten by crocodiles?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump businesses are barred from receiving stimulus money. That's gotta burn
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Dr. Fauci, paging Dr. Fauci
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
National Rifle Association in even worse financial shape due to coronavirus restrictions, unable to hold gun shows and fundraisers. Fark: Wayne LaPierre earned $2.2 million in 2018
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Mon March 23, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea, people. When only people who have to are travelling in and around your city, cut the number of tube trains so they stay just as crowded as ever
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
"Top physicist" says a metamaterial not from our time allowed the speed of light to slow down on USS Nimitz UFO which let it time travel, but strangely instead of submitting theory for peer review, he went on some Youtube show (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 21, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Canada's Northwest Territories ban all non-essential travel from the rest of Canada, as if living in NWT wasn't isolating enough
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Missionary group decides the last uncontacted tribes in the Amazon shouldn't miss out on the coronavirus fun
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(Red Cross)
 
 
 
We all need to take care of each other, so after fighting the marauding hoards for TP and sanitizer, before you turn your warwag toward home and take off the chaps, stop by the Red Cross to donate as their supply is getting critically low
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Shut. Down. Everything
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
With empty shelves in the supermarkets Subby has one question, is John Lithgow a time traveler sent here to warn us?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In other news, people were actually considering travelling abroad
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(The Federalist)
 
 
 
And there it is, the stupidest thing you'll read all day: "Neither Biden nor Sanders would have saved American lives with travel bans like Trump did"
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Move over stupid spring breakers filling the beaches of Florida, here are some people grinding and partying it up on a booze cruise despite the coronavirus pandemic
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
Delta cuts 70 percent of its flights, including 80 percent of international flights. On the upside, there are going to be some great deals when this is over
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
200K and counting
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Supercut of super spreaders
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Washington Monthly)
 
 
 
"That's a bold strategy, Cotton. Let's see if it pays off for 'em"
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(Saturday Down South)
 
 
 
Amazing journey: Lost LSU hard hat takes 5 years to travel 4,300 miles down the Mississippi, out through the Gulf of Mexico and across the Atlantic Ocean all the way to Ireland
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
According to Sean Hannity, the "single most consequential decision in history" was: A) The fall of the Berlin Wall; B) The Boston Tea Party; C) Trump's travel ban
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Mon March 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Peace Corps: Fark it, we're out, too
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This is why tests are proctored and why teachers don't let you grade your own papers
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Cheap airfares becoming great detectors of fools
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(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
In every cloud, a silver lining: ISIS has issued a travel ban to Europe for its terrorists over Cornavirus fears
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Sun March 15, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop these two time travelers BACK to the future
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Sat March 14, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
Russia closing borders with Poland and Norway. But if you check the Johns Hopkins map they're still nearly free of any infections. So weird. They wouldn't lie to the world and their own citizens about that sorta thing, right?
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Keep calm and don't try to come to the USA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
White House doctor begs for his license to be revoked
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Fri March 13, 2020
(AL.com)
 
 
 
And now, some good news: Alabama toilet paper maker can meet increased demand
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Passenger with corona virus who got on a plane without telling anyone given lifetime achievement award
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fox News to staff: all non-essential travel is banned. Fox News to viewers: there's never been a safer time to fly
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Old Guard Q-Anon followers are very upset about a young upstart calling himself "Baby Q", who claims he IS Q, or rather Q is is his future self travelling back in time to warn him of future events, because that makes them look CRAZY
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apple shows it's immune to viruses
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Spain declares State of Emergency after over 1,050 cases pop up in a single day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Early Wednesday morning, with the markets in free fall, Trump decided it was time to address the nation about the coronavirus outbreak. Here's how the worst 10 minutes of his presidency went down
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Thu March 12, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Travel bans, events cancelled, sports seasons suspended. Still, we have each other to watch the Thirsty Thursday edition of the MSNBC Primetime block with, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
I'm not saying we're restricting domestic travel yet, but you might want to not make any future travel plans at the moment
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In other news, Trump administration announces formation of the the Department of Walking Backwards. Speculation has Jared Kushner likely pick for department head
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(Fark)
 
 
 
How do I donate to a congressional campaign in a different state? How legal is that and how ethical is that? Am I simply pouring cash into a dark-money emotional support travel rabbit fund?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 Manitoba, where the COVID comes sweeping down the plain / Where the crazy tweets can't compete / When the fear comes right behind the rain... 𝅘𝅥𝅮
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"I don't think there's confusion around Trump's coronavirus speech," says a confused Mike Pence
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump puts off future rallies because of a hoax
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(The American Conservative)
 
 
 
"Watching him, I realized the cost of a president pissing away his authority for three years with his juvenile tweets and schoolyard rhetoric. Tonight I saw a president who looked tired, afraid and completely unconvincing." -The American Conservative
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
"Trump's coronovirus address failed in our biggest time of need" is the headline from those liberals at the...Washington Examiner
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Of the many lies in Donald Trump's Coronavirus address, the biggest was that we as a country are "more prepared" than any other country
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
About that whole "we're still holding rallies" thing
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says that there's been 'irresponsible rhetoric' from people downplaying coronavirus
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you had "before the markets even open" for when trading would be halted today, then come on down and collect your prize
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
European Union: You're going to ban what now?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Guess what the United Kingdom, Ireland, Bulgaria, Croatia and Romania have in common, other than being exempt from Trump's coronavirus travel ban? Go on, guess
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Homeland Security)
 
 
 
Here are the details on the US travel ban from Europe. In short, it vaguely, kinda, sorta resembles what Trump said on national television
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(Bloomberg)
 
NewsFlash
 
Brexit finally pays off as the UK is the only country in Europe that isn't banned from travel to the US for the next 30 days
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(AP News)
 
 
 
US heart surgeon regularly travels to Libya to treat children lacking care. Not a huge story but one that needs recognition. Bonus: Farker's friend is part of the team that does this
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Because the reality of this is indefensible, lets make up a hypothetical situation to attack instead
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
FDA stops foreign inspections, hopes India and China will provide high quality drugs and medical devices on the honor system
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Tue March 10, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Bailing out the hotel industry because of Coronavirus? Are the Trump Hotels disproportionately affected and therefore should get the lion's share of the bailout?
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump Admin: Maybe we should shut down travel from Italy? Nah, it's spreading too quick, why bother?
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Pearl Jam postpones first leg of US tour over Coronavirus fears. They can't find a better plan
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Mon March 09, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Aston Villa travel to Leicester for a Midlands Derby in the hope of keeping up with the other clubs stuck in the relegation fight while the Foxes hope to stay in European contention. It's your Monday Night EPL Thread. Kickoff is at 4 pm EDT
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Never, ever, EVER store anything in the seat-back pocket on airplanes
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Sun March 08, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Dare to travel? Here's the cleanest and dirtiest giant floating petri dishes according to sanitation scores
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Plans to go somewhere this spring in jeopardy? You've got travel insurance to cover your cancellation, right? You sure about that?
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Sat March 07, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Man who's not an alcoholic has had beer in 11,000 pubs which apparently is something to brag about
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
"The government is unwilling to take action to slow the spread, apparently for fear of spooking the markets, which Trump identifies as *his* sole legitimizer...I wouldn't be surprised if China issues a travel ban on Americans by April"
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