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headlines found matching 'Transportation Security Administration'
Thu January 13, 2022
(Conde Nast Traveler)
 
 
 
Book last minute? Pay in cash? You get a quad. Enjoy your delay citizen
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Fri December 24, 2021
(AOL)
 
 
 
TSA agent tells infant that his diaper pins are a weapon and he can't board. Kid is left in the bin. Just kidding. The agent leaps across the conveyor to save the infant's life
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Wed December 22, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
TSA announces that passengers who disrupt flights and threaten airline attendants over mask mandates could lose their PreCheck privileges. Yeah, that'll show 'em
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Thu December 16, 2021
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
Airline CEOs would rather use their planes to contribute to the Covid-19 pandemic and get their customers sick than having to continue to deal with a handfull of unruly passengers with facemask issues
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Sat November 20, 2021
(WSBTV)
 
 
 
Atlanta airport shut down due to "accidental discharge." Security cop in question swears it's never happened to him before
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Thu November 18, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
TSA says I can't take my handle of vodak through security, so you get a shot and you get a shot and you get a shot, everybody gets a shot
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
Texas GOP Chairman Allen West (R-eally stupid) refuses to wear mask in Dallas-Fort Worth airport, and when a man asks him to wear a mask he pulls the other guy's mask down. No charges filed against him because Texas
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Mon November 01, 2021
(The Sun)
 
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Man with 13.5 inch willy stopped by airport security so they can check his 'unusual bulge'. Probably something common for him as he does have the world's biggest flesh missile (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri October 29, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Aw, damn. TSA won't let you bring a chain saw through airport security for Halloween
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Quiz: What % of travelers who refuse to wear a mask in airports get fined? Hint: If you're thinking 1%, go lower. Much lower
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Tue October 19, 2021
(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
The TSA says throwing knives are not allowed in the cabin of an airplane, balls to be fondled as usual before boarding
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
CDC has released its holiday travel guidance for half of Americans to ignore
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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Fri September 24, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: DHS' "no fly" list. New hotness: Airlines' "no fly" list
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