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Mon May 25, 2020
(Statter 911)
 
 
 
Our flag was still there ... sort of
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(Some Flying Guy)
 
 
 
Protip: Before resuming flights to vacation destinations, make sure they've re-opened their airport
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Out of 20,000 motorists surveyed, 40% say they plan to walk more, 50% say they plan to drive less, 25% say they plan to fly less and 25% say they plan to work from home in future. Let's see how this turns out in real countries
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Walking down main street naked while totally sober? That takes some balls
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
This summer as you're relaxing in an air conditioned mall, restaurant, or gym, try not to think about the fact that the air conditioner is coronavirus' favorite mode of transport
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Democrats demand to know if recently ousted Inspector General was ousted for looking into Department of Transportation Secretary Elaine Chao's sending KY bucketloads of contracts to help husband Senator Mitch McConnell
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Signs that people aren't handing the reopening too well in Wisconsin: Police say they're looking for a man who was caught on video doing push-ups on a moving vehicle
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Hudson Valley Post)
 
 
 
Drunk man claims to be shot in buttocks, but crack detectives find otherwise
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Sun May 17, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
Large pane of tempered glass won't fit in an elevator without some gymnastics that require letting go of the door open hold button. You know where this is going
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
China: Here we go again
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Sat May 16, 2020
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
230 firefighters on scene, 10 firefighters injured, multiple buildings on fire after explosion in downtown L.A
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Live Science)
 
 
 
For some Reason, the next secretive X-37B launch will transport a device to beam microwaves at us from orbit
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(WGNO)
 
 
 
New Orleans TV station takes drive through creepy empty French Quarter before it reopens. 'The streets were silent. No noise. Surprisingly it smelled fresh and clean.'
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
FDA: Remember that Covid-19 test we rushed into use? Yeah, it doesn't work. Oops
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Shipper hitting the fan
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(Southgate News-Herald)
 
 
 
Your passenger is dying and you don't know where to turn? I'm Thinking ARBY"S
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(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
State Department of Transportation: "If you like your driver's license photo, you can keep your driver's license photo. If you don't like your driver's license photo, you can keep your driver's license photo"
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Mon May 11, 2020
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Granite Falls man killed in head-on crash. See, that's the danger of applying granite directly to the forehead
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Another micro "car" that isn't going to save the planet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Apparently some people still think Amtrak is a viable form of transportation and are still traveling the country using it during the pandemic
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Matt Lucas gives the UK the speech they needed
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Half of all freight sent by air used to go on passenger jets. Used to
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Sat May 09, 2020
(LiveLeak)
 
 
 
The one instance where vertical video is acceptable
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
They say the best days in a boat owner's life are the day he buys the boat, and the day he ends up in jail after crashing it while attempting to flee from police with it on a trailer
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Mon May 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Heineken sues over 15,000 cases of beer, but in the end, a single case was resolved
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(AM New York)
 
 
 
"I can't believe that Jeep ended up almost perfectly in the parking space"
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Newsflare)
 
 
 
In most places, cars usually drive in a straight line down the highway, but not in Florida
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Super)
 
 
 
Got a spare hour? Sit back and enjoy a guided tour of all the cars the Peterson Museum has stashed in their vault downstairs
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
If only one of you has a gun, try not to drop it after your first shot
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Wed April 29, 2020
(Craig Scott, Marty)
 
 
 
Ginger snaps
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Private First Class Neiro of the First Imaginary Army of Florida Men taken down by K9 after refusing to step away from his dropped firearm. No word on whether he could distinguish between his rifle and his gun
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
Morgue's full. Portable refrigerator trailers are full. Hey Pete, you drive a pickup, don't you?
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(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Sheriff files charges after Amish hold large party despite isolation order. "There was one that was too intoxicated to run and that person had to be transported by ambulance. "
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Radio.com)
 
 
 
BART asks passengers 'please don't hotbox the trains today'. Otto, Jimbo, unavailable for comment
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Sun April 19, 2020
(TownNews)
 
 
 
Photoshop this river transport
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you lose something in your car, remember to look under the seat. Especially if it's a baby
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Wary of the disease-ridden peasants riding public transportation, Americans turn to bikes. Mumen Rider approves
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Fri April 17, 2020
(UPI)
 
 
 
Textron's nipples explode with delight over US Navy's $386.3 million eel transportation contract
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
The National Transportation Safety Board has issued a report on the airplane crash that killed baseball Hall of Famer Roy Halladay in 2017. Turns out it wasn't the plane that was flying high that day, it was Halladay
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Sat April 11, 2020
(WSOCTV)
 
 
 
Did it not make a sound?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Man dies in ATC accident. This is not a repeat from 1983
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Fri April 03, 2020
(Santa Clarita Valley Signal)
 
 
 
Rim job leads to arrest
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
Mayo Clinic is hoping to kill fewer people with self-driving vehicles than have the coronavirus
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Wed April 01, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK delivery drivers are being denied access to rest stop toilets over coronavirus fears, are being encouraged to run around and around until they're all pooped out
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Tue March 31, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Can't spell Plastics Recycling without PR
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Mon March 30, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
L.A.'s geographical differences will probably help L.A. with the coronavirus. Being an urban sprawl and most of L.A. is always in their cars instead of on public transport. In other words, blind dumb luck
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Chicago still Chicago even in the midst of a pandemic
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Mon March 23, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Here's a good idea, people. When only people who have to are travelling in and around your city, cut the number of tube trains so they stay just as crowded as ever
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Thu March 19, 2020
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
People have patented some seriously strange ideas for cars. Toyota made a car that farts (w/ pic)
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Some Truck Loving Guy)
 
 
 
Cure for COVID-19: keep truckers out of your restrooms
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK ban on skywriting could be lifted after 60 years to combat the Coronavirus pandemic. In related news: The UK had a ban on the lovely high-flying art of skywriting
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Fri March 13, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Suddenly, wheel
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband is a hypochondriac who takes no care of his health. He is very stressed about the coronavirus; we've got a hoard of canned goods and won't take public transport. We got into a fight because he wants me to stop touching his face. What do?"
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Thu March 12, 2020
(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
Bourbon, tires and rims and I'm back in jail agin
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Pizza ready. Transporter pad loaded. ENERGIZE
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(Peoria Journal Star)
 
 
 
World's happiest DUI suspect performs song and dance routine during field-sobriety test, shows off nipple rings to arresting officer
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Wed March 11, 2020
(CBS Minnesota)
 
 
 
Car companies, get it through your thick skulls before somebody goes through a windshield, nobody wants to ride in a self-driving car
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Thu March 05, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
No, ghost rider, covering yourself with a blanket on public transportation won't save you from coronavirus, stupidity
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(Brisbane Times)
 
 
 
So, what did you do today, Mate? Took the dog for a walk, clotheslined a car thief, high fives a copper and went on me way
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
International Air Transport Association touches pinky to cheek, says coronavirus will cost airlines 113 BILLION dollars, demands Wall Street-style bailout
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Tue March 03, 2020
(News 12 Westchester)
 
 
 
Drunk driver? Check. With two flat tires? Check. Open container of alcohol? Check. Drives into a ditch? Check. Runs away barefoot? Check. Karate kicks arresting officers? Check. Assaults EMT? Check. Florida? Well, can't check them all
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Sat February 29, 2020
(My San Antonio)
 
 
 
Holy Cow. The public has been warned about possible exposure to the deadly virus in San Antonio. The rabies virus
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(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Man steals candy bar, is total Butterfinger, gets his PayDay. There's a Crunch, then there is nothing left but a Big Hunk of Mounds
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Fri February 28, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
White House defends Trump's response to the new coronavirus crisis by noting that U.S. schools might have to "shut down" and public transportation" could likely be affected and suggests people not worry and turn off their TVs
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Wed February 26, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Man pretends to be gay to befriend lesbian, sounds like a 90's screwball romantic comedy. It was nothing like that
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Police in Moscow have impounded the Batmobile
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Sun February 23, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
Sir, off-roading means you drive on dirt roads and such off of a main road. It doesn't mean you literally drive off a road
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Fri February 21, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Transporter mutation alters cell energy despite Scottie givin' her everything she's got. Fascinating
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(Syfy)
 
 
 
Trekies strap yourselves into Picards chair, here's the terrible truth about Star Trek's transporters. Yes science is involved
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
There are lots of things one could purchase for $75,000. This is one of them
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Wed February 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The EU proposes rules to keep Skynet in check and limit risks. We all know how that turned out
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(SFist)
 
 
 
Another tourist medals in "Spontaneous Highway 1 Flugtag"
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Tue February 18, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Well, that's one way to fail a driving test
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Mon February 17, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cities are considering free transportation to the public despite rising costs. How can this be done?
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Sun February 16, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Vegas gets even more boring
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Thu February 13, 2020
(OnFocus)
 
 
 
Wisconsin woman has the Mondayest Monday ever when she hits a toilet bowl in the middle of the road. Fark: To avoid the other one
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Wed February 12, 2020
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Michigan man nearly becomes part of next 'Final Destination' movie
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Tue February 11, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Always look for the helpers
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
If you're delivering $500K worth of cocaine, you may want to keep it under 85 MPH. Also, leave your wife and baby at home
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Sat February 08, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
"Smart security saves time." Dumb security break kora, leave note
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Fri February 07, 2020
(KJZZ Tempe)
 
 
 
Beep, an autonomous electric shuttle service, will find out if they are able to play in Peoria
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Thu February 06, 2020
(Engadget)
 
 
 
In a move that surely could not have negative consequences, the next version of iOS could turn your iPhone and Apple Watch into car fobs
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
They're heeeeere
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Wed February 05, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
New Jersey man attempts to drive with a locked steering wheel. Right into a tree
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Tue February 04, 2020
(Patch)
 
 
 
Drunk driver thought he hit a dog, then went to a liquor store and passed out in front of his house. It wasn't a dog
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Mon February 03, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
This story may remind you of a famous line in "A Christmas Story"
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
"The man angry about the public urination went to his vehicle, got a gun and began firing shots"
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Sat February 01, 2020
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
I 85 in Atlanta is on fire. Again
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(KATU)
 
 
 
Oregon Department of Transportation finds a new use for dynamite
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Tue January 28, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Mathematicians have deep thoughts on how to fix traffic jams, if only cities would listen
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Mon January 27, 2020
(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
US Senator wants Tesla to rename its driver assist system due to misuse as an auto pilot. Perhaps Cruise Control Plus?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Video game company warns everyone that playing Plague, Inc. will not help you understand the coronavirus spread
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