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Thu May 19, 2022
(HotHardware)
 
 
 
I may be going to hell in a windowless self driving bucket but at least I'm enjoying the VR
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Welcome to car sickness hell if you chose to go down this winding mountain road in China with 600 hairpin turns
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A conflict between a South African trophy hunter and local subsistence hunters has been resolved with a large donation to support indigenous wildlife
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
In related news, the car subby ordered from Carvana in April is still experiencing "transportation delays"
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
OH YEAHHHH
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure, everybody says, "flight" when asked what sort of superpower would you want. But did you ever consider that if everyone flew the transportation industry would collapse? Think, people
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How did he leave if he was decapitated?
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Fri May 06, 2022
(LAist)
 
 
 
Plan to save lifeboats sinks. Salvage operations being redeployed toward deck chair arrangements
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Thu May 05, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Boeing's Starliner capsule has been fixed and transported back to the launch complex. Boeing assures us anything that fell off the capsule during transport isn't needed for spaceflight
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
On this day in 1961 a bunch of troublemakers first protested traditional public transportation. Just as Jesus would have
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(Some non-Ferrari Guy)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber is banned from buying Ferraris. So is subs but for a different rea$on
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Thu April 28, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
In the year that George Jetson was born, flying cars are actually about to become a reality
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(CBS Baltimore)
 
 
 
In case you're wondering why your UPS package appeared more bullet-riddled than usual
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Wed April 27, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
 
 
Topless drunken Scot so drunk he urinates on a child, hurls abuse at flock of sheep then brings highway to a standstill with his shenanigans. The Aristocrats
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Sun April 24, 2022
(WTAE)
 
 
 
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Miami Airport bomb threat ensues when baggage handlers find "novelty" grenades in luggage. What brilliant mind thought to check "demilitarized novelties" in first place?
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Fri April 22, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
The Tokyo Metropolitan Bureau of Transportation is tired of taking your garbage
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Thu April 21, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
Oh SCHEETZ, a burglary suspect was arrested for allegedly breaking into a car dealership just one hour after he was released from jail
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Le graffiti américain, nous sommes tels preneurs de risques
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Tue April 19, 2022
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Shop. Hammer time
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
That idiot judge who just struck down the mask mandate on public transportation? She's a Trump appointee who earned the rare "not qualified" rating by the ABA when she was nominated, and she has a lifetime appointment, and is 35 years old
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(wtnh.com)
 
 
 
Man playing horseshoes scores hole in one
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Mon April 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
And now for something completely different: supply chain disruptions due to Covid
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Sat April 16, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
In Japan, adults foster independence and a sense of responsibility in children from a very young age, so there is not much concern when they walk to school or even take public transport on their own, or capture colorful monsters to train for battle
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
There's leaving a note on someone's car and then there's literally leaving a note on someone's car
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(CP24 Toronto)
 
Video
 
Caught on video: Dad stops theft of car, baby. Since this happened in Canada, the suspect is probably sorry
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
You're being transported back to January 1, 1980 to improve on the current crappy timeline you're being sent from. What do? Difficulty: not allowed to physically harm anyone, nor enrich yourself and family
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Mon April 11, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's car needs a repair that will exceed its value. Subby has transport regardless, but what to do with the car? Note, subby too honest to sell it and problem would be immediately obvious to anyone upon driving
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Sun April 10, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Autonomous Cruise vehicle leaves police confused, while critics have yet to weigh in on Top Gun 2 themselves
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Sat April 09, 2022
(Deadline)
 
Hero
 
The actress who portrayed the Little Girl In The Red Coat from "Schindler's List" now helping real-life refugees at Poland's Eastern Border
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Tue April 05, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Given the price of gas, that's probably a half a million dollar accident
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Fri April 01, 2022
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
IT'S ROCKET LAUNCHIN' TIME - Cheaper in the new Bulk Rate. A SpaceX Falcon 9 is due to launch 40 payloads on the Transporter 4 SmallSat Rideshare Mission. Live from SLC-40 at CCSFS, Friday, April 1, 2022, at 12:24 pm EDT. Booster is B1061.7
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Owners of the Everstuck invoke maritime law so that anyone with cargo on it has to help pay the costs of unsticking it
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today's Fark-compliant headline: Topless man 'staggered across road, screamed at sheep and peed on 9-year-old' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
When you're driving to court to answer for stolen car charges, be sure to take a good, long thought about your mode of transportation
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Tue March 29, 2022
(KBZK Bozeman)
 
 
 
Bees help us fight crime by transporting molecules from murder victims into their honey. Ewwww
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Daytime Tooth Fairy henchmen getting aggressive in their need to provide more teeth for an ever growing demand by their ruthless overlord
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Four teens crash car full of alcohol into telephone pole, which is why you should never let your car drink booze
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Sat March 26, 2022
(WWLP)
 
 
 
"During the crash which involved a horse trailer and a funeral home livery vehicle an ejection of mortal remains occurred," The Police spokesman was obviously an English major. Oh, and the corpse made it through just fine
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you decide to play chicken while behind the wheel, someone is liable to get killed
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Fri March 25, 2022
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Someone attempts to pop Korn
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Guy in Florida broke into a large music store by climbing through a window near the roof, then fell 3 stories into a guitar display. He used an amp to break the front door and escape, but left blood everywhere which cops matched to his DNA
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Firefly aims at its second attempt to misbehave in May and has made it clear that Ivanova is not welcome at their deep space franchise
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Waterbury woman buries car in water
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
A device to better transport organs wins University of Chicago startup competition. Next project will include pianos, guitars and glockenspiels
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Sun March 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Day 25 of WW3: Russia bombs another school and transports Ukrainians to camps far within Russia, Putin wonders if he will receive a coup in the etat, and Ukraine whacks another Russian general. It's your Sunday Ukraine Invasion thread
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Sat March 19, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Pro tip: when carjacking someone, make sure the vehicle isn't a fully marked police squad car with two officers sitting inside it
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(Stoke Sentinel)
 
 
 
Just another day on Normal Island
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(KRON 4)
 
 
 
Woman charged with assault after shooting her neighbor ... with a water gun
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Engadget)
 
 
 
My Maserati goes 185. I lost my extension cord, so now I don't drive
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Thu March 17, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Japan is reporting Russian amphibious transport ships on the move west
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(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
What are you in for? Selling a monkey to Chris Brown
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(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
"Amateurs study tactics, professionals study logistics." A look at the man who keeps Ukraine's railways running
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
The 10 most common vehicles driven by drunk people. You won't be surprised to learn that 7 of them are pickup trucks
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Mon March 14, 2022
(ABC 57 South Bend)
 
 
 
...and our first St. Patrick's drunkest farker contestant comes to you from Indiana. Florida's distant cousin
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(WSMV Nashville)
 
 
 
Old: Leggo my Eggo ... New: Leggo my crack waffle, y'all
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Sat March 12, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Police suspected the woman was under the influence of drugs". Gee...ya think?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
It's 3:30am in Battle Creek, Michigan. What else are you going to do besides light your car on fire, steal a Red Bull and some beer from a convenience store, and go for a walk?
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Fri March 11, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Until now, self-driving cars were required to have a steering wheel and pedals to let a meatbag take over. Until now
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Thu March 10, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Crane truck parks where it shouldn't, puts the Train On Fire trifecta in play
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Unhinged Putin becomes more unhinged, vows to attack the entire world's transportation if NATO does not stop "flooding" weapon systems to Ukraine
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Self-driving cars would be nice, but lets test them out first by having them deliver ramen
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Wed March 09, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Is huffing deodorant a thing now?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
To help deal with his emotions over his family's foster dog leaving, 6 year old Roman wrote letters to her future forever family telling them that "Maggie is the best dog you could ask for" & "loves cutelleyes & being loved". Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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Sun March 06, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK government still letting in Russian oil in tankers from other countries. UK dock workers decide to close that loophole
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
How to tell the world you have too much money without telling the world you have too much money
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Shell proves to be just as spineless as you would expect a mollusk to be
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Thu March 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Maybe Poland will send him back
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Tue March 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Felicity Ace, the Porsche & Lambo carrying cargo ship that caught fire last month, has sunk
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Fri February 25, 2022
(WBIR Knoxville)
 
 
 
Roane County Sheriff's Office having hard time figuring out if body of man found stuffed in tote along Highway was murdered or just ended up that way of natural causes
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Thu February 24, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
In the latest edition of "Just Another Day In Florida," a crocodilian breaks out the window of a van while it's transporting gators and escapes in St. Augustine
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Disabled woman missing for 9 days found alive in car towed to impound lot. When asked if authorities had any leads, cops laugh, respond "Leads? Leads? Oh, yeah...we got 'em working in shifts. 'Leads'"
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Wed February 23, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Merrick Garland confirms that classified documents were among those that Trump squirreled away to Mar-A-Lago. Also confirms that nothing's being done about it. But hey, TFG's probably learned his lesson by now
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(SanDiego UnionTribune)
 
 
 
If anyone was wondering if you can save time by mixing your protein powder shakes in the car with a knife, you can stop wondering. The answer is no
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(Boston Herald)
 
 
 
Ultimate All Deuces Day headline: Stabbing at subway station in Boston because the victim refused to do a courtesy flush
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Tue February 22, 2022
(The Irish News)
 
 
 
Irish Republicans to hold a wreath-laying ceremony to mark the 50th anniversary of the death of four young men tragically killed by an IRA bomb. I mean, sure, they were BUILDING the bomb at the time, but still
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Mon February 21, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Crash at Five Guys injures Two Guys, One Lady, One Girl
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Crash at Five Guys injures Two Guys, One Lady, One Girl
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Florida man dies in Florida man manner
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Sat February 19, 2022
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
We have a 2 for 1 sale on I-245
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Thu February 17, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
If you special ordered a Porsche and are waiting on its arrival, you may want to get your deep sea salvage gear fired up
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Mon February 14, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
CHP clarifies these two simple littering tricks. Everything else is illegal. Bonus: so is harassing deer from a snowmobile
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Sun February 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Cats able to track your invisible presence, but can't be bothered to do so right now
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Fri February 11, 2022
(Mid Hudson News)
 
 
 
Rare "BMW Crashes Into House" trifecta now in play
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Looks like Spring Break in Spain is back on the menu for UK teens (with pic of tourism minister who is not farking around)
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Wed February 09, 2022
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Tax returns : Al Capone :: Presidential documents : TFG
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Drunk truck driver goes BIG, crashes through red light, causes 31-vehicle smash up and sets home on fire. Ta Da
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Whoever shot 49 people in New York City the last two weeks clearly didn't read the new mayor's "Blueprint to End Gun Violence". Also if it's really the same guy, we've got problems
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Tue February 08, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Alfa Romeo wants NFTs to replace CarFax
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Mon February 07, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Leave your car at the Park and Fried lot and take the express bus
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(Lex 18)
 
 
 
THE LATEST: A car crashes and flips outside of a Nicholasville Wendy's, and both the driver and the passenger involved claim they were kidnapped by the other. Wait, don't tell me, I know this riddle
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
If you use a Dodge Charger to get away from your 3rd murder of a homeless person, you might be a serial killer
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Thu February 03, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cool: a public/private partnership is installing the first roadway that will be capable of wirelessly charging electric vehicles that drive on it. Sad: they're building it in Detroit
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Apparently in Japan, it needs to be clearer what kind of hammers are against the law. Also in Japan, some hammers are against the law
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Wed February 02, 2022
(WKRN Nashville)
 
 
 
Police are on the hunt for a burglar caught on camera in blue and yellow dinosaur onesie, still unsure if this is a Barney or a Pokemon reference
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Mon January 31, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
News4 anchorman decides to make himself the star of this evening's drunk driving story
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Thu January 27, 2022
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
OK, time to come clean. The real reason you warm up your car in the winter is because you're wimps who don't want to be cold
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Tue January 25, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Latest thing trying to kill you in Australia: bad tailoring and speed bumps
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Mon January 24, 2022
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The HZ-1 Aerocycle - a one-man helicopter AND a human Cuisinart if you fell off the platform
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Please note: the correct technique for performing an armed carjacking is to remove the driver from the vehicle, not just jump on top of it while it's in motion and hope for the best
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Sun January 23, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Dutch airline announces new ultra-economy fare
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
London transit official argues that cars are nothing but a "blip" in transportation history, says they need to move aside for more innovative new ways to travel. The man has a point
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
This is what happens when politicians and bureaucrats have too much free time
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
There is a Back to the Future joke in here somewhere
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