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Tue May 11, 2021
(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
171-foot blooper to the shortstop turns into a triple for Cedric Mullins
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Mon May 10, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Roblox revenue jumps 140% in first public earnings report. CEO vows to keep doing whatever it is they do
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Sat May 08, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Tue May 04, 2021
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Restauranteur explaining why starting pay is now $15 an hour for non-tipped employees: "I had been uncomfortable with the wages we were paying." Translation: I couldn't get anybody to work for under $15 an hour
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Wed April 28, 2021
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Translation: There will be an MLB work stoppage
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Tue April 20, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Translation: He ain't running under any circumstances, but he IS quite enjoying the checks from gullible fools who think he might
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Wed April 14, 2021
(Slate)
 
 
 
Literary translations are intricately complex
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Sun March 21, 2021
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Earworm, noun: a song or melody that keeps repeating in one's mind. First used in 1980; translation of German "Ohrwurm" meaning "catchy tune, earwig". Used today as the theme for the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Wed March 17, 2021
(British Medical Journal)
 
 
 
State laws that enact firearms prohibitions following DUI convictions result in fewer murdered women
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(British Medical Journal)
 
 
 
State laws that enact firearms prohibitions following DUI convictions result in fewer murdered women
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Sat March 13, 2021
(Fox 13 Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Police describe the kidnapper as a master of disguise. Translation: he grew a beard
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Wed March 10, 2021
(Scan Marker)
 
 
 
Plagiarism has never been easier
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(Scan Marker)
 
 
 
Plagiarism has never been easier
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Some Humbert)
 
 
 
Vladimir Nabokov's unpublished poem about Superman is finally in print; presumably it's about Kal-El abducting and seducing pre-teen nymphet Lois Lane in his Fortress of Solitude
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
AI translation company Rozetta bans staff from speaking a foreign language at work unless it is used to find Sarah Connor
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Fri February 26, 2021
(Some Boot Black)
 
 
 
Fan favorite MST3k episode "Prince of Space" is getting a reboot, we like it very much
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Mon February 22, 2021
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Rapper DaBaby explains lyric dissing JoJo Siwa. Translation for older Farkers, it's like RunDMC had a line in a song that seemed to insult Madonna. RunDMC clarifies their use as one of respect, and just used Madonna's name in a different context
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"AAAAAHHHHHHIIIIIII, AAAAAAAAOOOOOOO, EEEEEYYYYAAAAHHHH" *Translation* - "Happy 88th birthday Yoko Ono"
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Wed February 17, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Translation: "We gleefully built a skyscraper-sized golem out of armed lunatics to sic on the libs, and now we get to spend the rest of our lives walking on eggshells lest it turn on us"
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Fri February 12, 2021
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Translation: Pleeease don't regulate us, we have so many more families and societies to destroy
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Thu February 11, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Translation: Trump is the greatest mass murderer in American history
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Sat February 06, 2021
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Translation: The FBI is looking for one of my shiatty kids
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Sat January 30, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Texans GM: Watson can ask for a trade all he wants. Ain't happening. Nope. Not going anywhere. Translation: He's gone
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline from Real Clear Science: "The Dangers of Masturbating With a Vacuum Cleaner"
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Time)
 
 
 
🖕🖕🖕👍🖕👋
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Thu January 21, 2021
(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Stolen ancient coins returned after thief confesses to priest, no doubt after having been forced to by the party's ranger and paladin
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Wed January 20, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hawaii's COVID briefing ASL interpreter has died of...you guessed it. Sign of the times
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