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Fri March 31, 2023       NASCAR ✓, Formula 1 - Potato source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 3         NASCAR ✓, Formula 1 - Potato source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 3   Wed March 29, 2023       Police investigate gruesome stabbing on a street where you'd expect blunt-impact injuries caused by a falling object source: patch.com   |   share: 12   Tue March 28, 2023       Will there be a Facebook Gold or Worthwhile LinkedIn? source: axios.com   |   share: 23         Not News: Kansas City cops act racist. News: Kansas City citizen files law suit against the Kansas City Police Department for racist behavior. Fark: Citizen is a Kansas City cop who didn't want to comply with racist orders source: yahoo.com   |   share: 44         Not News: Kansas City cops act racist. News: Kansas City citizen files law suit against the Kansas City Police Department for racist behavior. Fark: Citizen is a Kansas City cop who didn't want to comply with racist orders source: yahoo.com   |   share: 44   Mon March 27, 2023       "The company's hired sound specialist told city officials the 250 to 300 diesel trucks that, according to the company, would be traveling through the neighborhood once the plant is in operation, wouldn't significantly increase the noise" source: nhpr.org   |   share: 22         A whole buttload of people got in their cars and drove to see Washington, DC's cherry blossoms in bloom. Result: evacuation-style hours long traffic jams in DC source: wtop.com   |   share: 101         A whole buttload of people got in their cars and drove to see Washington, DC's cherry blossoms in bloom. Result: evacuation-style hours long traffic jams in DC source: wtop.com   |   share: 101   Sun March 26, 2023       Truck-eating bridge, meet car-eating barrier source: dailyhive.com   |   share: 54         Truck-eating bridge, meet car-eating barrier source: dailyhive.com   |   share: 54         It looks awful crowded in here. Come on in I bet we can get a couple more in here source: foxnews.com   |   share: 29   Sat March 25, 2023       Floridaman goes fast and furious getting to Taco Bell interview. Odd, because 100mph and multiple traffic violations are usually after Taco Bell source: wesh.com   |   share: 17   Fri March 24, 2023       Allegheny county DA drops gun charges because: a) no gun evidence b) police overstepped their bounds c) it's election season source: triblive.com   |   share: 15         Zebra escapes from zoo, possibly due to mourning over the recent deaths of his parents, a need for companionship, or a simple desire for freedom. Basically, the situation's not black and white source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 18         Dysfunctional Texas AG, who is under a federal corruption probe, lets two sex traffickers back on the street. Dun Dun source: apnews.com   |   share: 43   Thu March 23, 2023       During a 2019 traffic stop, an Idaho police dog repeatedly jumped up and put his paws on the suspect's car and sniffed inside the driver's side window. According to Idaho's Supreme Court, that constitutes an illegal search. Bad dog source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 86         Even in a down economy, people are able to find $40 to slap down on garbage food at Olive Garden's Family Feedbag source: cnbc.com   |   share: 19   Wed March 22, 2023       If you get arrested 10 times in one month facing 18 felonies and 15 misdemeanors with charges including stealing six vehicles, DUI, vandalism, fraud, & possession of a controlled substance your life purpose may be only to serve as a warning to others source: yourcentralvalley.com   |   share: 51   Tue March 21, 2023       Panama City Police seize enough Fentanyl from one traffic stop to 'kill every man, woman & child in Panama City'. DO IT source: newsherald.com   |   share: 59   Fri March 17, 2023       Mr. Popper will not face charges for popping off with his gun in traffic because in Florida, that's perfectly reasonable (with meme worthy gif) source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 87         Mr. Popper will not face charges for popping off with his gun in traffic because in Florida, that's perfectly reasonable (with meme worthy gif) source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 87   Thu March 16, 2023       British police deploy mounted police to catch drivers using mobile phones source: theguardian.com   |   share: 10         What's the worst lie you were told as a kid? source: msn.com   |   share: 51   Wed March 15, 2023       Highway fatalities are up 22%. Read this article as you drive home to find out why source: sfgate.com   |   share: 54   Tue March 14, 2023       Police chases are back on the menu, boys source: kdvr.com   |   share: 32         Police chases are back on the menu, boys source: kdvr.com   |   share: 32   Sun March 12, 2023       "I did not mean to offend you. That was just a bonus" source: whdh.com   |   share: 47         "I did not mean to offend you. That was just a bonus" source: whdh.com   |   share: 47   Sat March 11, 2023       Cop conducts traffic stop for suspected DUI, gets a twofer source: wtop.com   |   share: 15         All it takes to close down an entrance to Yellowstone National Park is for one driver to lose their s***, or in this case, lose a lot of people's s*** source: kbzk.com   |   share: 27         All it takes to close down an entrance to Yellowstone National Park is for one driver to lose their s***, or in this case, lose a lot of people's s*** source: kbzk.com   |   share: 27   Fri March 10, 2023       Snow plow operators yelled at and assaulted after pushing snow back into driveways. It's not right but I understand source: cp24.com   |   share: 65         Snow plow operators yelled at and assaulted after pushing snow back into driveways. It's not right but I understand source: cp24.com   |   share: 65         Don't you hate it when you settle into a new neighborhood and the department of transportation says, "You move now. We need this land in order to facilitate an intergalactic highway construction project for a hyperspace express route" or the like? source: fox43.com   |   share: 89   Sun March 05, 2023       Boomers blame younger generations for simultaneously killing restaurants and buying too much takeout, but twentysomethings seem to dig manual transmissions. As usual, Gen X doesn't give a rat's ass either way source: autoblog.com   |   share: 71   Sat March 04, 2023       And fark these trees, power poles, traffic lights, hedges and bus stop in particular source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 18   (Some Xtreme Man)       Week 3 of the XFL season starts off with one game on Saturday. The Seattle Sea Dragons take on the Vegas Vipers in Las Vegas at 7:00 PM ET. Who will get their first win? Will you be betting on this? source: xfl.com   |   share: 13   (Some Xtreme Man)       Week 3 of the XFL season starts off with one game on Saturday. The Seattle Sea Dragons take on the Vegas Vipers in Las Vegas at 7:00 PM ET. Who will get their first win? Will you be betting on this? source: xfl.com   |   share: 13         What if, like...we had a phone for a house that wasn't anyone's specific phone, but was for the whole family? Not one that you take with you, but one that just stays in the house in case someone calls. What a great idea source: yahoo.com   |   share: 168         Hundreds of rude bikers block traffic, create nuisance, and disrupt a single business. Police confused even after catchy dance to 'Tequila' source: ktvu.com   |   share: 50   Fri March 03, 2023 (GHSA)       Florida is #1 source: ghsa.org   |   share: 32   Thu March 02, 2023       Rogue keys making some Nissan Rogues go rogue source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 20         Michael Douglas reflects on "Falling Down" 30 years later: "I mean, he [D-FENS] was the antagonist. I don't know if he's a villain, but he's definitely the antagonist" source: avclub.com   |   share: 54         Seal pup returned to water after trying to cross busy New Jersey road, didn't even get a chance to go clubbing source: upi.com   |   share: 7         Seal pup returned to water after trying to cross busy New Jersey road, didn't even get a chance to go clubbing source: upi.com   |   share: 7         Today on The Californians: a freeway vehicle shooting occurred while taking the 110 to the 405. Fark: shooting was between occupants of the vehicle source: ktla.com   |   share: 46   Wed March 01, 2023       You shouldn't be making a third sequel if you can't hire Danny Trejo source: fox2detroit.com   |   share: 27         Oh no. New money New Yorkers are invading Palm Beach and now I can't get reservations at the club, or my baby into private school, or even a tennis court reservation. And they have the sheer gall to drive their Maybacks during the day source: nypost.com   |   share: 29       Surgeon runs half a mile to retrieve an organ from a transport stuck in traffic, needed for a life saving liver transplant source: fox29.com   |   share: 56   Tue February 28, 2023       We know this is Lake Tahoe, but why should snowy mountain roads matter to us? We don't even live here source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 39         We know this is Lake Tahoe, but why should snowy mountain roads matter to us? We don't even live here source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 39   Mon February 27, 2023       Woman arrested after traffic stop yields woman and child in vehicle trunk. Not sure why but police seem to think this is related to the State Bank of India source: ksat.com   |   share: 39         McDonalds testing selling Krispy Kreme doughnuts in Kentucky. Now, you can get everything you need for a doughnut burger in one stop source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16   Sat February 25, 2023       Traffic light enforced by bridge. Red light fines to be deducted directly from vehicle source: youtube.com   |   share: 53   (Some Vegas Gambler)       One game for Saturday for Week 2 of the XFL season with the DC Defenders taking on the Vegas Vipers in Las Vegas. Who do you have winning this one? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on FX source: xfl.com   |   share: 14   (Some Vegas Gambler)       One game for Saturday for Week 2 of the XFL season with the DC Defenders taking on the Vegas Vipers in Las Vegas. Who do you have winning this one? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on FX source: xfl.com   |   share: 14         Tesla fire in Phoenix bucks the trend, being quickly extinguished after a car vs building collision....Just kidding. It reignited two hours later while the wreckage was being towed, causing several hours of traffic disruption source: azfamily.com   |   share: 76         Florida fossil fuel shill spins the anti-EV wheel and lands on: EVs will create massive roadblocks in hurricane evacuations, so ban them from evacuation routes source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 154   Thu February 23, 2023       I am shocked, SHOCKED. Well, not that shocked source: msn.com   |   share: 41   (A Bunch Of Maniax)       Week 2 of the XFL starts at 9:00 PM ET on Thursday with the St. Louis Battlehawks taking on the Seattle Sea Dragons. Will St. Louis start the season 2-0? Or will Seattle get their first win? Game is on FX source: xfl.com   |   share: 34   (A Bunch Of Maniax)       Week 2 of the XFL starts at 9:00 PM ET on Thursday with the St. Louis Battlehawks taking on the Seattle Sea Dragons. Will St. Louis start the season 2-0? Or will Seattle get their first win? Game is on FX source: xfl.com   |   share: 34         Cop arrested attempting to buy cocaine. If he was good at his job he could have just arrested the dealer and confiscated the cocaine. Look forward to an update to this story where he's reinstated with back pay source: wgal.com   |   share: 26         How to drive on ice: Tips from experts. Go as fast as you can so you get there sooner, that's what I do anyway source: freep.com   |   share: 69   Wed February 22, 2023       Nassau County: Affordable housing and childcare? Best we can do is money for gambling. Local leaders: How about no. Does that work for you? source: newjersey.news12.com   |   share: 33         Cop forces a woman to have sex with him after arresting her for a traffic stop, and exposes her to HIV. Jury acquits him of 1st and 2nd degree rape charges but hey, he DOES get the max for the having sex with a suspect in custody, 3 years source: msn.com   |   share: 98   Tue February 21, 2023       Florida woman: It's not my fault for driving the wrong way down the street, it's their fault for not getting out of the way source: cbs12.com   |   share: 56   Sun February 19, 2023       164 traffic violations in 30 years before finally killing somebody. He should probably lose his license source: hawaiinewsnow.com   |   share: 16         Active shooter and arson situation in Portland results in ... zero injuries and suspect taken into custody? What is this, Canada? source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 61   Sat February 18, 2023       FBI anti child trafficking raid in Texas leads to the rescue of 28 children and the arrest of 59 pedophiles, which included two Christian church leaders, one Republican politician, and zero drag queens source: nbcdfw.com   |   share: 171   Fri February 17, 2023       Despite legal and moral issues, some guy uses a doohickey to demonstrate how to turn red streetlights green. Subby still waits to hear from the patent office about his diabolical device that switches redlit link submissions to green source: thedrive.com   |   share: 24         Despite legal and moral issues, some guy uses a doohickey to demonstrate how to turn red streetlights green. Subby still waits to hear from the patent office about his diabolical device that switches redlit link submissions to green source: thedrive.com   |   share: 24         Pennsylvania hopes to increase traffic accidents source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 57         How one innocuous, 15-minute PowerPoint presentation extolling the virtues of walkable, bikeable neighborhoods led to a collective right-wing global freakout about tyrannical bureaucrats locking down cars and the freedom to travel source: slate.com   |   share: 132         Sheriff's office claims bodycam footage proves that pulling over man who had previously received $1.3 million from the office for a civil rights violation was totally legit and not harassment. Refuse to release video footage source: pressdemocrat.com   |   share: 77   Thu February 16, 2023       Subby was going to submit this link...but he has some stock he really, really needs to sell first source: cnn.com   |   share: 19         The low-ri-der legislation is a little higher, drives a little slower source: npr.org   |   share: 97   Wed February 15, 2023       They'll never find me now. I can hide right here on YouTube source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 30         They'll never find me now. I can hide right here on YouTube source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 30         "According to the Arrest Report, Sereda was "unable to speak" due to his level of intoxication. Now in need of support, Cape Coral Police's assistance was requested, and the deputy waited for backup. Then came the unmistakable sound. kr-Pop-tss-SSS" source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 49         "According to the Arrest Report, Sereda was "unable to speak" due to his level of intoxication. Now in need of support, Cape Coral Police's assistance was requested, and the deputy waited for backup. Then came the unmistakable sound. kr-Pop-tss-SSS" source: nbc-2.com   |   share: 49         World's oldest hedgehog, and biggest hedgehog penis, discovered. Subby isn't sure why the animal rehab center set the dogs on him, but the second oldest hedgehog now has a new title. And hedgehogs like to screw their sisters. Learned something new source: theguardian.com   |   share: 17   Mon February 13, 2023       The latest spine-chilling menace that has the derposhpere fear-peeing in their Punisher boxer shorts? Walkable cities source: vice.com   |   share: 196         States love to add humor to their road safety signs. The federal level, not so much source: msn.com   |   share: 87   Sun February 12, 2023       Imagine having the money and motivation to buy a spot for an anti-Tesla ad during the Super Bowl?? source: mashable.com   |   share: 23   Sat February 11, 2023       Even botanists are going on shooting sprees? What's next, librarians? source: nbcsandiego.com   |   share: 47   Fri February 10, 2023       You have a First Amendment right to livestream cops, don't let them tell you otherwise source: reason.com   |   share: 81   Thu February 09, 2023       Dollar General hires tractor-trailer driver, gets what it paid for source: dailyfreeman.com   |   share: 15   Wed February 08, 2023       Traffic is flowing nicely on the penguin highway, thank you very much source: twitter.com   |   share: 18         1-2-3 green light; 1-2-3 red light; 1-2-3 white light. White? source: techxplore.com   |   share: 48   Tue February 07, 2023       Tractor trailer hauling Jack Daniel's overturns. Fark servers placed on lockdown as a precaution source: myfox8.com   |   share: 39   Mon February 06, 2023       Would you like fries to go with that inane ending of a news article? source: newjersey.news12.com   |   share: 33   Sun February 05, 2023       Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes, but they can also be just plain stupid. For instance, this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 64         Cyclists are an arrogant bunch sometimes, but they can also be just plain stupid. For instance, this guy pedaling on the busiest 5-lane highway in Scotland source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 64         World's greatest country has 250 "dumpster diving scavengers" go after food because the greatest state in the country can't keep the power on every time it goes below freezing source: abc13.com   |   share: 125   Sat February 04, 2023       French court does not surrender, refuses to drop charges of antiques trafficking against a former Louvre director and a curator source: news.artnet.com   |   share: 20   (Some evicted tourist)       The people who thought they owned their hotels were surprised when the bailiffs showed up, but not as surprised as their guests source: mexiconewsdaily.com   |   share: 20         Sixth member of the Basement Gaming Association fired from Memphis police force source: npr.org   |   share: 89         If you're going to write fake tickets to meet your quota that definitely doesn't exist, at least make sure to choose a person who isn't dead, officer source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 43   Fri February 03, 2023       Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem source: kbzk.com   |   share: 28         Interstate 90 closed due to steering problem source: kbzk.com   |   share: 28         Walter White of Purdue arrested. Clearly the research grants aren't quite generous enough source: fox59.com   |   share: 26         "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." -James Joyce source: msn.com   |   share: 25   Thu February 02, 2023       "Experts" say playing a video game like "Call of Duty" can make you a better driver. So, by the same logic, playing a game like "Grand Theft Auto" will make you a better thief?? source: techspot.com   |   share: 45         First police report in Tyre Nichols case turns out to be filled with lies. Subby is trying to find his shocked face hidden in this giant stack of Obvious and 'murica tags source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: 119   Wed February 01, 2023       Mad Lib like sentence detected from article: "Illegal counterfeit anime girl huggy pillow cover trafficking" source: japantoday.com   |   share: 40         Phortunate Phrogger phinds Phoenix, phosters phun phinagling phreely phrom phast, phlustered phreeway phliers source: fox10phoenix.com   |   share: 19         Traffic sign: ROAD CLOSED. Pickup driver: BUT MAH FREEDUMS. Sinkhole: Well, I took that personally source: kron4.com   |   share: 75   Tue January 31, 2023       Body found in refrigerator. Police on the lookout for Major Force, Kyle Rayner inconsolable source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 22         Did you know that they make authentic Scotch in Japan? They make authentic bourbon in Israel as well source: timesofisrael.com   |   share: 20         Florida woman moved to Florida for lower taxes but bad schools, cheaper housing but higher insurance, less traffic but more drug trafficking, and fewer crowds but Disney source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 79   Mon January 30, 2023       NY Times analysis of the Tyre Nichols videos show he was issued 71 commands by cops over 13 minutes, many of them contradictory or impossible to obey. In other words, there was literally NOTHING he could do to save himself from being beaten to death source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 347   Sat January 28, 2023       Oklahoma to guy with clean police record: "Look, we stopped stopping you for being on a watchlist in 2015 and you got removed from it, so why are you complaining about us stopping you in 2022 for being on another watchlist?" Cue cuffs and guns source: theintercept.com   |   share: 77   Fri January 27, 2023       Mercedes Benz has dinged, self-certified, nation-first Level 3 automated driving in Nevada and unlocked Tetris as a reward source: theverge.com   |   share: 12         Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14         Bicycle lane takes up too much space on roadway, all 7 feet of it source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 14         Dad of the Year candidate takes his 17-month-old daughter for a nice little motorbike ride in heavy traffic source: thesun.ie   |   share: 33   Thu January 26, 2023       Japanese railway president apologizes for snow, says they should not have underestimated amount of snowfall and should have activated snow-melting system on tracks, pledges to make improvements source: www3.nhk.or.jp   |   share: 14   Sun January 22, 2023       46 people arrested in connection with sex trafficking ring, including a high school football coach and a youth pastor. But please, tell us again how drag queens are the problem source: amp.star-telegram.com   |   share: 144         "We did attempt to use stop sticks, but they were not terribly effective on the tractor" source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 37         Twitter apparently hearts sex traffickers source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 37   Fri January 20, 2023       Photoshop this creature directing traffic source: 1.bp.blogspot.com   |   share: 12   Thu January 19, 2023       Navigation apps suggest taking Hams Ford Road across the river to detour around an accident. Drivers find out what "Ford" means in the road name, learn that fording a ford isn't something just any Ford or other can do. Fnord source: dailyprogress.com   |   share: 44         What a waste source: wral.com   |   share: 13         What a waste source: wral.com   |   share: 13   Wed January 18, 2023 (Some Guy)       Police department cracks down on broken headlights and taillights with tickets and fines... wait, scratch that, officers are instead handing out vouchers for free repairs source: wglt.org   |   share: 73   Sun January 15, 2023 (Some Snow Bound Guy)       Hey you scratched my anchor - snow plow edition source: southtahoenow.com   |   share: 11         This story has everything: Fake kidnapping, embezzlement, bribery, cocaine trafficking, firearms, worker safety and environmental violations, shell companies, a modern-day castle, an amputated finger and past links to Putin source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 32   Fri January 13, 2023       "If I didn't have my adrenaline going the whole time, I would've probably run from the deer instead of going toward the deer" source: wxii12.com   |   share: 13   Thu January 12, 2023       Blockchain resurrects MoviePass. In other news, snakes eats tail source: variety.com   |   share: 4         There's stinky situations and then there's continuing on a delivery route after falling into a customer's septic tank (NSFW language) source: dailydot.com   |   share: 23   Wed January 11, 2023       New Conspiracy: Traffic Reduction Schemes pave the way for the UN taking control of the world. Now if he can just work the Rand Corporation and Reverse Vampires into the idea, he might be on to something source: theguardian.com   |   share: 60         Dress for the job you want: Example - Human garbage sex trafficker source: clickondetroit.com   |   share: 61   Tue January 10, 2023       10 minutes and 14 seconds. Meh. Amateurs. (NSFW-ish language) source: nltimes.nl   |   share: 48         Full self driving car shows it is just as good as the non-self driving types at causing huge traffic delays. Hours after CEO claims full self-driving milestone reached source: theintercept.com   |   share: 54   Mon January 09, 2023       Florida man gives cops every reason to arrest him, including biting police and dancing in the middle of traffic source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 24         Suez Canal traffic sees release after authorities address Glory hold source: cnbc.com   |   share: 26         Now you can reticulate along with us, using your own splines at home source: core77.com   |   share: 19   Sat January 07, 2023       Helmet cam? Check. Motorcycle? Check. Post your high-speed evasion video on TikTok so that Georgia State Police can arrest you? Check source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 56         What do you call over 7000 vehicles stopped, nearly 200 arrested over traffic violations on I-4? A drop in the bucket. "We're remarkably concerned when nationwide, Interstate 4 is known as the most dangerous road in America" source: wfla.com   |   share: 82   Fri January 06, 2023       Subby is pondering what games to play on his phone. What are your favorite games, regardless of genre? source: fark.com   |   share: 26         Virginia: "I-95 express lanes are great, but traffic can only go one direction at a time. What would happen if we made the express lanes bi-directional?" Apparently they're not joking source: fredericksburg.com   |   share: 67   Thu January 05, 2023       Family fashions a Hutt out of wet snow and bantha poodoo source: fox13now.com   |   share: 14         Helicopter pilot alerted to imminent midair collision by (A) Air Traffic Control; (B) The warning systems and alarms on board, or (C) a passenger frantically tapping them on the shoulder. With arse-puckering video footage source: brisbanetimes.com.au   |   share: 72         FIFA President Gianni Infantino wants soccer fans to "shut up all the racists." Sure, Gianni, right after FIFA shuts up all the FIFA presidents who enable human slave trafficking to support dictatorial countries who want to host the World Cup source: cnn.com   |   share: 12   Sat December 31, 2022       NYE fireworks canceled after fat fark falls asleep downtown source: theguardian.com   |   share: 34   Fri December 30, 2022       In today's stirring rendition of ANGH, it's revealed that JPMorgan aided and abetted Jeffery Epstein's sex trafficking source: npr.org   |   share: 32   Thu December 29, 2022       Meanwhile in China, impromptu homage to the Blues Brothers source: cnn.com   |   share: 31         Elon Musk makes 'significant' backend server architecture changes to Twitter's serves, annnd, it goes exactly as well as you'd expect source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 43   Wed December 28, 2022       Man dies in Paisley crash after being unable to see the traffic pattern source: bbc.com   |   share: 18   Mon December 26, 2022       85 pounds of weed? You could have a pretty good weekend at Baskin Robbins on that, officer source: pressdemocrat.com   |   share: 11   Sat December 24, 2022       Call me old fashioned but I just don't think a child should be driving an SUV the wrong way down the street around midnight without headlights source: abc27.com   |   share: 43         Come on baby, light my fire source: chattanoogan.com   |   share: 23   Fri December 23, 2022       Michiganders get behind the idea of watching the plow cam source: mlive.com   |   share: 23   Thu December 22, 2022       Uh, the Internet? source: seattlemet.com   |   share: 6         Targeting a former Sears, locals are betting that the addition of a casino will lead to an increase in mall foot traffic. No word if the maintenance department will exclusively have Craftsman tools source: recordonline.com   |   share: 32         Seal found after wandering on a road, muttering something about how suit nipples ruined his great song Kiss From A Rose source: upi.com   |   share: 13         Hours after Elon Musk declares 'full self driving' software available to all, a Tesla on full self drive causes eight car pileup on SF Bay Bridge, injuring nine people including a child that was hospitalized source: abc7news.com   |   share: 85   Wed December 21, 2022       News: Chick-fil-A owner fined for paying workers in meals in lieu of wages. Fark: The owner's company is named after Proverbs 22:1, which says we should not love money source: fox5atlanta.com   |   share: 31   Sun December 18, 2022       Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go? source: news4jax.com   |   share: 12         Ok, who placed an order of roasted bell peppers to go? source: news4jax.com   |   share: 12   Fri December 16, 2022       Inflatables are NOT people source: apnews.com   |   share: 46   Tue December 13, 2022       Driving bans for dementia patients are discrimination, claims man who hates farmer's markets source: vancouversun.com   |   share: 56   Mon December 12, 2022       Ancient Egyptian Goddess with unusual strength visits Miami. Proceeds to act like drunken tourist source: local10.com   |   share: 51         Richmond VA's last Confederate monument on city property is coming down source: wric.com   |   share: 38   Sat December 10, 2022       Researchers managed to transfer twice the global internet traffic in a single second. With a single chip. This is kind of a big deal source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 45         Escape from New York source: fox9.com   |   share: 9         Dangerous driving on the rise. Speed, Alcohol, Cannabis, Anger, Eating, Drinking, Sleeping, Reading, Dancing, Playing, and Tesla are to blame source: upi.com   |   share: 62   Fri December 09, 2022 (Some Guy)       The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right source: gosafelyca.org   |   share: 138   (Some Guy)       The California Department of Transportation is looking for a name for their new Mascot (a humanoid orange cone) and is asking kids 5-18 for names with prizes available. Coney McConehead may not get it done but better suggestions to the right source: gosafelyca.org   |   share: 138   Thu December 08, 2022       Google: "Everything at Waze is fine". Translation: Waze is doomed, will be merged in with Google Maps, and later recreated as a messaging app called Google Streets source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 54   Wed December 07, 2022       Barstool Sports star Francis Ellis offers a fair and balanced assessment of Fox News during a hot-mike moment: "They're just trafficking in hate" source: mediaite.com   |   share: 59         Amazon will give back some of that money you spend on Prime, all you have to let them do is monitor your mobile phone traffic source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 16   Tue December 06, 2022       Iconic 1978 doc "Scared Straight," used to scare young punks into avoiding life of crime, lives on in Japan, where template is used for live stuntman demos scaring little kids into observing traffic safety source: soranews24.com   |   share: 11   Sun December 04, 2022       Going 62 mph slower than the speed limit? Apparently, some cops might not like that source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 25         Driver upset after being fined due to way passenger is wearing seat belt source: au.news.yahoo.com   |   share: 29   Sat December 03, 2022       70-year-old drives 7 miles on DC trail before striking an 80-year-old woman walking to the same farmers market source: nbcwashington.com   |   share: 48         When the robots come for Sarah Connor only one thing can stop them. Traffic lights at a pedestrian crossing source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 11   Fri December 02, 2022       Minneapolis police chief concerned at only getting an $8 Million budget increase instead of $9M, says they spend that much on bullets for a typical minority traffic stop source: mprnews.org   |   share: 39         Friday morning crash slows traffic on Phoenix freeway as dazed victims stagger across the roadway. Emergency services now have the scene under control, but sadly did have to euthanize two passengers in the process source: abc15.com   |   share: 14   Thu December 01, 2022       Jewelry salesperson followed onto freeway, stopped and boxed in by two vehicles. Suspects steal jewelry, leave one vehicle behind, disappearing into rush hour traffic. Oceans Italian Job coming to Netflix in January source: ktla.com   |   share: 9

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