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Mon January 24, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
UK discount store selling sex toys next to chocolates and candies. Possibly between the Bit O Honey and Oh Henry
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Fri January 21, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sure if you have children their toys end up 'everywhere' but next to a decomposing body, or four, seems a little wrong
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(Fox 16 Little Rock)
 
 
 
Little Rock family cited for toys, 'excessive balls' in front yard. No word on status of squirrels
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Wed January 19, 2022
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Toyota dipped by chip shortage
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Tue January 18, 2022
(The London Economic)
 
 
 
It's normal for a 4yo to throw a tantrum if his soft toy is in the wrong position or missing. Not so much for a 61yo "adult" with a vast collection that must be arranged just so on his bed, is it, Your ex-Royal Highness?
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(Gamespot)
 
 
 
Hahahahaha. No
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Mon January 17, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
The bestselling vinyl artist of the 21st century already had plenty of Fame
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lego sued over designer jacket featured on a minifig. That's so punk
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Thu January 13, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What are some of your favorite toy commercials from when you were a kid?
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
A Toyota tops list of cars that people regret buying
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Tue January 11, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Whadda you drive? "I drive a Chevy Silverado." OK, so whadda you drive? "I drive a Honda Pilot." OK nice, so now what do YOU drive? "I drive a Toyota Refurbish." Uhhh dafuq?
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(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline "Man Busted For Sex Toy Robbery At Adult World "
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Sun January 09, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
LEGO my JWST: Model shows the deployment steps needed to get astronomy's latest toy into action
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Wed January 05, 2022
(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
The Yamdalorian and the Tot
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Tue January 04, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
GM has been dethroned by Toyota as the United States' largest automaker. I guess they need another bailout?
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Mon January 03, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Train station sign grows a big rubber penis, leaves all commuters in stitches. The poor train station employee who had to get it down not so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu December 30, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photoshop this dog toy somewhere unexpected
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Tue December 28, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Maryland man taken to the pokey after twice violating sex toy shop
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Mon December 27, 2021
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
T. Mark Taylor, who designed two of the greatest toy lines in history, is no longer mint
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Sat December 25, 2021
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Vladimir Putin shows off his Christmas toys and demonstrates why NORAD tracks Santa
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Ladies, if your career options are limited to baker, toy store owner, baker, romance writer, baker, emergency room doctor, baker, event planner, or baker you just might be trapped in a "feel good" holiday rom-com
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Wed December 22, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
Weeners
 
Family tradition is hiding a toy penis on the Xmas tree to see if anyone notices. Ho Ho Ho PENIS (NSFW)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Nothing more wholesome than shelter dogs picking their own toys
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Sat December 18, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
This year's Grinch sighting is in Farmington, New Mexico, where he stole a van with $6,000 worth of toys earmarked for charity toy drives
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Fri December 17, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
95 year old man helping Santa again, making another 300 wooden toys for kids in need
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Furbies were just the advanced guard
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Furbies were just the advanced guard
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Tue December 14, 2021
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Ex-McDonald's worker finds a VERY disturbing Ronald McDonald toy. What has been seen cannot be unseen
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(Car and Driver)
 
 
 
Toyota unveils 15 EV concepts including reimagined versions of the Tacoma, mini Land Cruiser, MR2, Camry, Lexus LF-A, RX, and Scion xB. None of them fly or turn into robots however
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The toy company that makes Roblox is so evil, People Make Games decided to double-down on their investigative reporting just to make sure
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Mon December 13, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
To remote start your Toyota, please insert 25¢ for the first minute and 10¢ for each additional minute
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Rio Tinto is cancelling Mongolia's $2.3bil debt (with Tonka toy photo for scale)
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Fri December 10, 2021
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Model railway worker was neither a model worker nor a railway worker, stealing $100,000 worth of toy trains to fund his coke habit
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
If your car was built last decade and has GPS or other connected services, you may be affected by the 2022 shutdown of 3G networks. Fark: and have no recourse, pity the poor Toyota and Lexus owners
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Wed December 08, 2021
(The Drive)
 
 
 
"Toyota quality" to slide a little bit - parts with defects allowed to meet production quotas
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
One toy's journey through the supply chain crisis: from Chinese factory to UK child's stocking. Santa's Workshop currently isolating so as to be open in time for the big day
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Sat December 04, 2021
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Toyotas of War: When you really need dependable trucks that haul
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Thu December 02, 2021
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill and Rebecca. Come for the Omicron data roundup, stay for the plush cactus toy that tells you to do cocaine and kill yourself in Polish - Dill managed to procure one
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Wed December 01, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Customer has nightmare experience with Hertz rental over Thanksgiving. No word if she was trying to rent a farking Datsun, a farking Toyota, a farking Mustang, a farking Buick, four farking wheels, or a farking seat
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
What are you getting your child's teacher for Christmas?
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
♬ All in all, it's just another stolen Lego brick in the hole in the wall
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Mon November 29, 2021
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too bad Subby's mom didn't read this way back when. Although if no one threw out old toys, none of them would be worth money
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Too bad Subby's mom didn't read this way back when. Although if no one threw out old toys, none of them would be worth money
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(Apple Insider)
 
 
 
Americans profit from exploiting the Chinese to produce their pricey toys, then selling those toys to the Chinese. Somebody is bound to have a problem with this
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Fri November 26, 2021
(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
Imagine an American library that offers slow cookers, sewing machines, air fryers, tools, toys, board games and more. Now click the link and stop imagining
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Thu November 25, 2021
(Automotive News)
 
 
 
Toyota teams up with other Japanese automakers to fight Elon's oligarchic takeover of the auto industry, protect Tokyo from Mothra attacks
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Wed November 24, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Shoot, a cactus could have a good time in Vegas with all the stuff it's talking about
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Tue November 23, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Kid asks for toy chainsaw, Amazon thinks 'what the hell' and sends him real thing. Yes, there are toy chainsaws (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun November 21, 2021
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier: Let's check in on the illegal school and overcomplicate the teacher's life with divine intervention and cat toys
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Sat November 20, 2021
(Input Magazine)
 
 
 
50 years ago, some of the most horrific toys for kids were released. Irwin Mainway unavailable for comment
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Mon November 15, 2021
(Collider)
 
 
 
Aspiring to be as uplifting as Inigo Montoya's revenge mantra it's the Fark Monday Movie Rewind. A thread to discuss the movies/TV we've seen this past week. What have you been watching? LGT Feel-Good Flicks. What are your fav heartwarming films?
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
The headline is not inaccurate
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Tue November 09, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
DOGTV? Much boring. Very waste. Heckin' good junk-licking time
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Fri November 05, 2021
(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on Figure Four Friday: Now that the WWE has thrown a few more toys out of the pram, how will The Bloodline fend off their challengers? Then on Rampage: Johnny Hungee takes on a Bay Bay. It all starts at 8 PM ET on FOX, then 10 PM on TNT
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Thu November 04, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stabbing your cousin to keep their sex toy is no way to go through life, ma'am. Bonus: not Florida
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Tue November 02, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
After dominating the hybrid market, Toyota announces first all-electric mass-produced car, decides to name it after one of Data's long-lost brothers
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Mon November 01, 2021
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Why do dogs tilt their heads? Study: [confuseddog.gif]
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Sun October 31, 2021
(Chess.com)
 
 
 
Can you solve this puzzle from the Frankenstein-Dracula Variation of the Vienna Game? Difficulty: You are down a rook so capturing the free knight won't give you a winning game. (Interactive board does not require a login.)
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Wed October 27, 2021
(Kent Online)
 
 
 
It's offensive Halloween costume story time as shop owner has no regrets about selling a Gestapo officer outfit. "I can't afford at this moment in time to just bury it because every penny counts after lockdown". Phrasing
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Tue October 26, 2021
(Amazon)
 
 
 
Subby was looking for a stuffed animal for a gift for someone and happened to see this. Subby is no expert in stuffed animals. Can someone explain to him why this has protuberances at the bottom?
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Mon October 25, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How dirty is a gas-powered leaf blower? CARB says if you use it for an hour, it emits as much smog-forming pollution as a 2016 Toyota Camry does driving for 1100 miles. That's why California is banning all gas powered lawn equipment
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Wed October 20, 2021
(US News)
 
 
 
Hi, police dispatch. I've got some toys for you
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Tue October 19, 2021
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Man arrested for doing 48mph...on a skateboard
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
New Fisher Price sentient rotary dial phone can actually make phone calls. What's next? Easy-Bake Oven souffles? Animal See-and-Say-and-Smell?
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Fri October 15, 2021
(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Mattel Mega lets you build a more realistic-looking Tesla Cybertruck out of 3,000-plus bricks
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Thu October 14, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Forget food and fuel shortages, Brexit is finally hitting the UK where it hurts
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Wed October 13, 2021
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couples, put away all those industrial sized kinky sex toys ...your way to a happy marriage is plain old vanilla sex
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Tue October 12, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wasbro
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(HiConsumption)
 
 
 
"Someday, Jennifer...someday"
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Mon October 11, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Depending on the Operation, Hasbro's CEO is in Trouble and may be on his way to lose the game of Life. Sorry
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
The most-wanted toy this Christmas hasn't been announced, but you won't get it in time
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Why don't they put toys in cereal boxes anymore?
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Fri October 08, 2021
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Owner relieved but embarrassed after dog casually throws up pink sex toy in middle of vets office, vets assistant not so much (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
'These are the most hated bands in America'. Weird, I've never heard any of them. Oh wait, BRANDS
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Fri October 01, 2021
(NPR)
 
 
 
Thanks to those COVID-related supply chain issues, toy prices are going to be sky-high this Christmas. Guess Santa's gonna be bringing you fruit, sticks, and empty boxes, kids. Use your imaginations
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