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Fri May 07, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Who steals a goat?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The bodies of nearly 750 NYC victims of COVID remain in trailers along the Brooklyn waterfront more than a year after they died. Well waterfront property is valuable, no wonder they don't want to leave
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man takes car to the dealership for repair, app shows it was then taken for 90-km trip. Cameron left inconsolable
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada, is this really the best you can do? That hotel room doesn't even come with a moose
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Wed May 05, 2021
(Buffalo News)
 
 
 
So...you're a US citizen who owns a vacation home here in Canada. Great news: we'll levy an additional tax on you because we won't let you cross the border to use it
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays are finally heading home. To Buffalo
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Tue May 04, 2021
(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Hot mess with vocal fry makes a hot mess using comedic knife skills
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Fri April 30, 2021
(TSN)
 
 
 
The Toronto Blue Jays and MLB cut ties with Robbie Alomar lickity-spit after workplace sexual harassment complaint
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Thu April 29, 2021
(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
The non-Gabriel Genesis reunites for a world tour
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Rogue Canada Goose claims entire stretch of highway for himself. Prime Minister considering calling in military
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
NYPD puts down their robotic dog for being too aggressive. Major unavailable for comment
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Wed April 28, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Burning white sage for exorcisms or purifying auras no longer cool. Turkey stuffing with sage still okay
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Mon April 26, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Workplaces closing again? But I want my cheap made-in-China craaaaaaap
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Fri April 23, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Let me put it for you like you're 6 years old: Restrictions go down, cases go up. Restrictions go up, cases go down. You shut down, you go down, you open up, you go up. Get it now? Good. Now go sit in the corner
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Wed April 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Ships on Lake Ontario are safe again as Toronto Police have caught the dread pirate terrorizing the area
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Tue April 20, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
If you got saltwater running in your veins, either you're a sailor, or you got injected with saline instead of the COVID-19 vaccine
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you do a software update and it causes a nationwide network outage
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Mon April 19, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Canada facing severe COVID spike. Unfortunately this is not a repeat
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Sat April 17, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
"It wasn't our fault" cries government who was specifically and directly responsible for the disaster unfolding in front of them
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Thu April 15, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Regional Real Estate Board stops using the racist term "master" bedroom. Just kidding, they're gonna use it a while longer because real estate agents never heard of CTRL-F Find and Replace
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Tue April 13, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Booze in Toronto's public parks during COVID? "Sure, why not." says councillor. Throw city councillors into a wood chipper? "Sure, why not." says Torontonians
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Mon April 12, 2021
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Ontario Premier Doug Ford is going to make an announcement today concerning the Canadian Covid surge. But based on the picture of Ford used in this article, perhaps we should be more concerned that aliens who have taken over his body might have something to say
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Ottawa Citizen)
 
 
 
In his defense, it is pretty easy to miss the speed limit signs when you are going 115 mph
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Fri April 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada adds 300,000 jobs, Canadian
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Wed April 07, 2021
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Someone's been leaving uplifting notes in random spots around Toronto that say things like, "It's okay to make mistakes," and "Don't be so hard on yourself. You are doing okay." Damn Canadians
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Mon April 05, 2021
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Move over free bobbleheads, tonight is FREE COVID NIGHT as the Texas Rangers host the Toronto Blue Jays With photos of fans reveling in the excitement of the COVID filled air
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Baseball superfan Geddy Lee screeches at Sportsnet decision to dump Blue Jays radio team in favor of simulcasting the TV broadcast, which is simply not the spirit of radio
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Sun April 04, 2021
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
The Weeknd Donates $1 Million to Relief Efforts in Ethp
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Thu April 01, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ford to impose lockdown restrictions, No word from GM or Chrysler
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
New York City has become the first US city to abolish qualified immunity for police officers
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Thu March 25, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
All-female crew call Toronto Raptors game from studio and court-side, spectacularly fail Bechdel test
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Exposed beaver shuts down Toronto train station
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Mon March 22, 2021
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
Great news if you live in Toronto. Terrible news if you live in Phoenix
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ahh, springtime. Is there any seasonal sound more pleasing than 16-25 year-old Darwin Award Winners gunning their modified exhaust system vehicles through the streets?
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Thu March 18, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The takeaway: it's 40% cheaper to rent an apartment in Hawaii than Toronto
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Venom sequel pushed back to September because of the pandemic and the fact that Venom isn't a franchise
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Thu March 11, 2021
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Hard no
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Ok, see you
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Mon March 08, 2021
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Toronto lockdown sees humans facing off against trash pandas
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Thu March 04, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
What a bargain. For just 3/4 of a million dollars. Luxury
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Tue March 02, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
These complaining parents are why DESSICCANT DO NO EAT needs to be written down
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Sun February 28, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
No Mask? No Mail
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Wed February 24, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Canadians to get free postcards. What should I write and to whom?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Normal sports team: new player has to give up uniform number because player already on team wears it. Mets: new player has to give up uniform number because the mascot wears it
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Sat February 20, 2021
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
After 33 years of saving thousands of stray and surrendered cats, North Toronto Cat Rescue soon won't have a place to call home. "Please help us. This is so hard to close. I can't even tell you, it breaks my heart." Welcome to a sad Caturday
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Thu February 18, 2021
(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
It's official: In 2021, the Toronto Blue Jays of Buffalo will become the Toronto Blue Jays of Dunedin
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
Toronto judge cleared to work abroad in the Caribbean for personal reasons such as February in the Caribbean is so much nicer than Toronto
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Sun February 14, 2021
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The church's name is Bond... St. James... Bond
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Sat February 13, 2021
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
I just feel for these animals': Volunteer builds giant 'cat coop' for Scarborough feral colony
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Wed February 10, 2021
(NHL)
 
 
 
Two Original Six matchups are in store for Wednesday Night Hockey. Can the Bruins wallop the Rangers? Or will New York upset Boston? Can the Canadiens blow away the Leafs? Or will Toronto beat Montreal? Find out at 7:00 PM ET on NBCSN
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Thu February 04, 2021
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Remember when the milkman used to bring the bottles to your door?
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Breaking bulletin from NYC Test-and-Trace-mitter on how we're doing: our COVID Czar has COVID
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Fred VanVleet scored 54 points against The Orlando Magic, breaking The Toronto Raptors franchise record. His 54 point-performance also breaks the most points ever by an undrafted player in NBA history
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Fri January 29, 2021
(Sun Sentinel)
 
 
 
Marlins catch Bass
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Say Whaaaaat?)
 
 
 
Everybody has got their fetish. You people are so judgemental. Wait, he was stealing what?
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
New Yorkers who fled the city from the pandemic get welcomed back with "New York Is Dead. Don't Come Back" billboard
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Thu January 21, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Canada's mayors are sick and tired of businesses being tired of sick leave
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Wed January 20, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Jays jump ahead in the off season by signing George Springer to a six-year deal worth $150 million
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Springtime in Toronto
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Mon January 18, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It took three years of legal red tape, but a patient who was refused care because of an old diagnosis of bipolar disorder got the video that documents him literally crawling out the ER door. Yes, that nurse "encouraging" him was fired
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump Tower defense to stand down, perhaps as soon as end of this week. Trump roguelike Metroidvania to continue for years to come
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Wed January 13, 2021
(CBC)
 
 
 
It's very clear. Stay. Home. That's it. Stay home. Rester à la maison. Stai in casa. It's not confusing. It's not rocket science. Stay the fark home. If you're wondering "if", stay home. Just. Stay. Home. Easy peasy lemon squeezy. Staaaaay hooooome
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Mon January 11, 2021
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Finally your dreams of doing anything in church can be done here. Only $800K. Cemetery and ghosts included
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