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Sat July 02, 2022
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Mom and dad halfway around the world for grad? Co-workers: Challenge accepted
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
MLB markets nifty new Fourth of July hats for all 30 teams featuring stars, stripes. Enjoy that, Toronto Blue Jays
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Avocados toasted, millennials despondent
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Toronto Sun)
 
 
 
Not saying tomorrow's election is rigged by Doug Ford. Just saying that the Toronto Sun is already announcing the losers
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Mon May 30, 2022
(Fox 10 Phoenix)
 
 
 
Group of teens trespassing on railroad narrowly dodge oncoming train. Two for flinching!
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Toronto Maple Leaf Jason Spezza retires after a 19-season, 995-point career. Immediately joins the Leafs
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Sun May 29, 2022
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Historians believe the ancient peoples of the northern Americas devoted vitally important celebrations to two arbitrary times on their calendar, when manmade structures provided unobstructed dramatic framing of their sun god descending the horizon
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Thu May 26, 2022
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Canadian efficiency: Report of a man walking with a rifle in Toronto's East end, half hour later cops call paramedics because they found and shot him, a little over an hour after that, cops call Special Investigations to investigate their actions
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Tue May 24, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
NYC's last street pay phone removed by crane, and not by the traditional method of being vomited on by a drunk finance bro and set on fire by some skell
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Fri May 20, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
So you live next to a golf course? And you have solar panels on your roof? And some people are lousy golfers?
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Thu May 19, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Ben Garrison is consulting on Post covers now
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
There will be CFL football after a labor deal has been reached. Iridescent football is still up in the air
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Mon May 16, 2022
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
The Toronto Maple Leafs have managed something no other professional sports franchise ever accomplished: losing a winner-take-all game, in the opening round of the playoffs. Five years in a row
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Sun May 15, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
There will be a lockout in pro football
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Thu May 12, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays lose no-hitter, lead, pitcher, coach, their underpants and their entire stock portfolio in one fateful inning vs. New York Yankees
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Tue May 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When it goes from man cave to something very wrong, like hoarding, or obsessive zealotry, or someone that wants to live at a sporting goods shop fashion section. And to top it off, it's a Toronto Maple Leafs fan. Blue palace of sadness in spring, eh
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Tue May 03, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Baseball's newest phenomenon: Sons of idiots, on the field. Or, idiots whose sons are on the field. Whatever it is, it's stupid
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Don't forget to check out the toilet vegetables next time you're at Toronto's airport
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Fri April 29, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
It's the last day of the 2021-22 NHL regular season for everyone except the Jets & Kraken. 15 games, everyone except those 2 are playing today. Will Boston pass Tampa at the wire for the right to eliminate Toronto in the 1st round? Puck drop @ 7pm ET
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Her heart will go on, but her muscle spasms stopped Celine Dion's European Tour again
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Independent)
 
 
 
Now let's welcome our next contestant, a professional lesbian from Toronto
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Thu April 21, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Sorry, Yanks - no vaccines for Vlad being your daddy
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Man stabbed in unprovoked subway attack. If only he had heeded the warning on the stabber's sweatpants
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Wed April 20, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
Bill Burr takes time away from his punting duties with the Texans to join the Red Sox in the broadcast booth, and make fun of Derek Jeter
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Visibly tattooed pro athlete decides needles with vaccines are too scary
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
"Anything I can do for this team to help them win, I'll do it." Well, other than getting vaccinated so you can take the mound and literally win a game for the team
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Letterkenny comes to Toronto. Throwin' haymakers and makin hay
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Tue April 12, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Nice: Canadiens' Nick Suzuki tosses a puck to kid. Oops: Kid catches puck with face, splits lip open. Nicer: Suzuki presents his stick to crying kid. FARK: Security immediately deems stick a 'weapon.' Unlikely: 'We did not FORCE the kid to leave.'
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Fri April 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Auston Matthews broke the Toronto Maple Leafs' single-season goal-scoring record. He also set the record for most goals by a U.S.-born player in a season
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Mon April 04, 2022
(Fox 2 St. Louis)
 
 
 
Be on the lookout for some hot wheels
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Sun April 03, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Ukrainian refugees experience the best and worst of Canada all at once
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Fri April 01, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Toronto Blue Jays get an Angel in the Outfield
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Thu March 31, 2022
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Justin Bieber was savagely booed after trolling fans at a concert in Montreal, eh
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Sat March 26, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Blue Jays pitching coach Pete Walker soon to be living up to his name
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Get your beach balls, it's Fleury's 1st start for the Wild. The Habs can't make the playoffs & Toronto leads them by 41 points, how will the Leafs embarrass themselves? Will the Flames distill the Oil into something useful? Puck drops @ 12:30pm ET
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Wed March 23, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
The Jets didn't get Tyreek Hill. Let us revel in their suffering
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Devils in Toronto to have a look, maybe a laugh at the Leafs Next-Gen Jerseys, and 3 other games for this Hump-Day Hockey thread. 1st puck @ 7:00PM ET Take it easy on the Goon Juice, it's a school night
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Tue March 22, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
I don't know what a Justin Bieber is, but it's ruining the Leafs' uniforms
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Fri March 18, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Feeling chipper, might get deleted later
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Wed March 16, 2022
(TSN)
 
 
 
With their starter injured and backup floundering the Maple Leafs turn to the third string goalie. Who promptly gets a shutout in his first full game
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Tue March 15, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Last week's news: Unvaccinated MLB players not allowed to play in Toronto. Today: Unvaccinated Mets and Yankees not allowed to play home games in New York
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Mon March 14, 2022
(Metal Injection)
 
 
 
Motley Crue promises some cool surprises on their upcoming tour. First surprise is to see if Vince Neil can actually sing
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Sun March 13, 2022
(NHL)
 
 
 
10 hockey games for your Sunday's laying on the couch viewing pleasure. 1st one at 1pm ET, Toronto & Buffalo in an outdoor game at 4pm, & the rest scattered around the evening. Come on down. Bring the kids. We got entertainment for the whole family
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Tue March 08, 2022
(Daily Hive)
 
 
 
Investment company becomes Schrodinger's Douchebag by posting "funny" ad campaign trolling workers going back to the office after working from home
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Audacy)
 
 
 
"For the first time in 20-plus years the New England Patriots are the worst team in Boston." And they're definitely the worst team in Foxboro
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Calgary church was built by women making perogies, smells better than the cabbage rolls that made Toronto's Cabbagetown
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