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Wed August 12, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
While travelling in Scotland, it is important to know where your trowel is
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Tue August 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Regarding Kim Jon Un: "It's not that he has public toilet anxiety - it's all part of his plan to protect his feces from falling into the wrong hands"
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Delightful memories of napping in the loo
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian streamer heckled by Jeckle
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $35K if you can help put the loo on Luna
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Royal Flush beats Empty House
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Mon June 15, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1215, King John put his seal on the Magna Carta before going on to have all toilets in the kingdom named after him
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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Thu June 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If your company manufacturers toilets and you tweet a stupid pun about the George Floyd killing, you're gonna have a bidet
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before heading back to the office, you might want to ask if anyone has flushed the toilets in the last two months
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'We may have to rethink the toilet seat altogether.' I can't fap to that
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Looks like we still get to reset clocks during shutdown after all
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Toilet Frog Invasion'
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo was an unmitigated shiatshow for food delivery services. Seis de Mayo the same but for toilets
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Leader of the free world does re-opening the right way
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
So it turns out The Big Apple was more like a Johnny Viruseed
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Wed May 06, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
We're losing our local colorful characters, village idiots, and resident weirdos to coronavirus
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Fri May 01, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
You get a cap, and you get a cap, and you get a cap, everybody gets a cap
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Thu April 30, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
NYC officials are hoping against hope that the beaches can be opened this summer for Whitefish season
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's about time America embraced bidets. Wait a second, let me rephrase that
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