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headlines found matching 'Toilet'
Fri July 01, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Fugitive parents arrested on Appalachian Trail after abandoning kids in Appalachia
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Wed June 29, 2022
(Manchester Evening News)
 
 
 
Manchester Evening News getting to the bottom of the issues that matter
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Welcome to Fark
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Thu June 16, 2022
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
This 5th grader disliked the lack of lettuce in his school taco, so he contacted his state rep and fixed the problem. You got 2 tacos at Taco Bell that resembled day-old vomit, ate both, spent 2 days on the toilet, and now plan to go back for more
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
When you gotta go, you gotta go, that's why you need the world's smallest portable toilet in your pocket
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Sailing across the Atlantic in a portable toilet
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese IT engineer creates creepy spider night lamp that walks you to the bathroom in the dark. The internet gets a little freaked out about the idea
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Japanese IT engineer creates creepy spider night lamp that walks you to the bathroom in the dark. The internet gets a little freaked out about the idea
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Tue May 31, 2022
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
So nothing else matters? What about the intro to the song? Does that matter Kirk? Does that matter?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
So, where do you hide your pee?
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Fri May 27, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Some cryptobro handed a $7 million payday to the dickwad who thinks school shootings are staged
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
This public toilet will make a luvvly holiday home
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Tue May 24, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
It scared the shiat out of him, but at least he was in the right place (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 23, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Jennifer Lawrence used to imagine Ellen DeGeneres asking her questions to her during her Fark reading time
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Sun May 22, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Finnish Hydraulic Press Guy blows up his father's workshop toilet. Hey, we've all been there
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Sat May 21, 2022
(Barron's)
 
 
 
We're not in bear market territory yet, but the bears are starting to hoard toilet paper
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Tue May 17, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
China opens inconvenience store
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Fri May 13, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Remember the first few months of the pandemic when hillbillies in pickup trucks totally weren't hoarding bottled water and toilet paper and trying to sell those items secondhand from their personal storage units?
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Wed May 11, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Famed German director Wim Wenders is making a film about high-end public restrooms in Japan. Yes, he is literally going there
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Sun May 08, 2022
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There are crimes so horrible that the punishment cannot be envisioned due to the madness you would suffer from the eldritch horror that would emerge from it. This is one of those crimes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
There are crimes so horrible that the punishment cannot be envisioned due to the madness you would suffer from the eldritch horror that would emerge from it. This is one of those crimes
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Fri May 06, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Luxury condo pool shutdown after pool stool discovered
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(The Weather Network)
 
 
 
Toilet exploded. Somehow, Taco Bell food was not involved
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Wed May 04, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
UN says humanity locked in "spiral of self-destruction". We circle in the toilet bowl and we're also the ones who keep insisting on flushing
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Tue May 03, 2022
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
NYC plans to improve "equity" in public restroom access from its current "you'll get nothing and you'll like it, ya hump"
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Mon May 02, 2022
(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
"A darts enthusiast, MacDonald taught himself how to tuck darts into the gap between his penis and arm, and learned to be careful in public after nearly hitting a woman in the face with it at the supermarket"
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Sat April 30, 2022
(Blog Toronto)
 
 
 
Don't forget to check out the toilet vegetables next time you're at Toronto's airport
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Fri April 29, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Stop flushing the toilet, some of our best COVID data is going down it
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Thu April 28, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Anyone got a plunger? The sentient toilet that is Elon Musk is overflowing with crap again
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Wed April 27, 2022
(8 News Now)
 
 
 
Nothing to worry about. We can just flush our toilets with Brawndo
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Mon April 25, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1983, Soviet leader Yuri Andropov wrote a letter to U.S. fifth-grader Samantha Smith, claiming that the Soviet Union wanted peace, understanding, and possibly to steal her washing machine and toilet
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Fri April 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Guys, now might be time to install a urinal in your house. You know, before you really have to go
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Thu April 21, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after falling in vault toilet to retrieve cellphone. No word if she was then sent outside on a quest to find a water chip
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
Woman rescued after falling in vault toilet to retrieve cellphone. No word if she was then sent outside on a quest to find a water chip
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Fri April 08, 2022
(We Are Central PA)
 
 
 
Man flees police, throws toilet from roof of apartment building at them, but they weren't taking crap from anyone that day
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Thu April 07, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Smart toilet uses "analprint recognition" to tell if your brown eye is blue
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Thu March 31, 2022
(Irish Mirror)
 
 
 
Crane driver caught dropping poo bomb of his own making onto a roof in Dublin now in a sh*tty way with no job
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(Salt Lake Tribune)
 
 
 
"Jacob was fed up. The fourth grader couldn't keep it to himself anymore. The toilet paper at Cottonwood Elementary was no good, and he wanted change"
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Tue March 29, 2022
(IFL Science)
 
 
 
A guy walks into a bar... and some other guy wanders into a toilet
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Thu March 24, 2022
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Have you ever seen someone else get stitches, and think, "I could do that?"
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Wed March 23, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Putin on the glitz
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Your home or apartment's toilet and toilet paper is the single best thing compared to living in ancient Rome, no matter your social status then. Today your ass is in cloud nine, Tagus Obviousos
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Tue March 22, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You know, I was going to say something snarky concerning what this "article" implies about the state of CNN's journalism, but on second thought a report ranking bidets is probably right in their lane at this point
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I was today-years-old when I learned about "Toilegami". And now you must learn of it too. What other interesting things have you discovered in lodgings whenever you travel?
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Thu March 10, 2022
(Tampa Bay Times)
 
 
 
Tampa man's Lars Ulrich-shaped toilet acquired by Denmark museum. Buried lede: the museum found out about it when the owner tried to sell them a guitar made from his uncle's skeleton, which they did not acquire
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Reddit)
 
 
 
From today's "That's a Shame" files, here's a video of what's going on inside one of Russia's most popular malls
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Mon March 07, 2022
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It's not OK and it doesn't happen "all the time"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russians discover a new way to save on toilet paper now that the Ruble is crashing
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Sun March 06, 2022
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Say what you will about Florida but they have some powerful toilets
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