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Thu July 12, 2018
(Mashable)
 
 
 
Throw away money needlessly on this new Nokia gold-plated memorial Trump/Putin summit phone which will surely be a collector's item one day because no-one will buy it. Put it next to your gold toilet
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Wed July 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
If you traumatically separate very young children from their parents for four months, apparently they sometimes forget things. Little things like how to use the toilet, how to speak, and what their mothers look like
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Marcus the pig predicts easy England win over Sweden. But were his handlers cheating?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Woman's tinder profile pic sparking controversy over A: Possible nudity? B: Animal cruelty? or C: Toilet paper hung the wrong way?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am terrified of bees. How can I ensure my child doesn't have my phobia of them? OH GOD THE BEES NOT THE BEES"
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
"God is using a brown invasion to push white people out of America as a judgment for abortion," claims Rick Wiles
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Tue June 26, 2018
(Vox)
 
 
 
My cat won't stop playing in the toilet. I've given him an oversized water bowl that I clean daily. I put a camera at the toilet. He's not drinking, just splash. Wtf?
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Exclaim!)
 
 
 
Ed Sheeran is in love with the shape of (the) loo
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Forbes)
 
 
 
"Ed Sullivan was completely plastered. The last band that had played before us was the Rolling Stones. And they were assholes. They got drunk, put beer cans in the toilet and crapped on top of that"
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
Family members of immigrants illegally detained in concentration camps are posting negative reviews of the accommodations on Facebook
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Tue June 19, 2018
(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Old black water, keep on rollin'...Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me
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(WMC 5 Memphis)
 
 
 
Old black water, keep on rollin'...Mississippi moon, won't you keep on shinin' on me
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Thu June 14, 2018
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Not News: Woman orders delivery food. Fark: So she can get the delivery driver to kill a spider for her
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
This must be what it looks like when shiat hits the fan
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Wed June 13, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Osaka scientists suggest comedy is the best medicine against cancer, preferably if not exclusively taken in game show format with lots of shouty celebrities and gratuitous toilet humor
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Tue June 12, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
I guess he didn't want to pay the toll
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
SF's new public toilet designs will solve all the problems of a public toilet. Just kidding, they made it a shiny tube
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not news: KISS has started selling KISS toilet seats. News: They haven't been selling them for years already?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Australians blame McDonald's for poor bladder control (possible nsfw content on page)
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Kim John Un won't share a toilet with Trump
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Fri June 08, 2018
(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect
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(KCBY Coos Bay)
 
 
 
Vandals steal stool from vault toilet. Though the thief may have a #2 accomplice, police won't rule out a turd suspect
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Wed June 06, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Confessions of a Charlotte HR Manager. Boom chicka wow wow
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(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
Ever wanted a house where you can warm your hands at the fireplace while at the same time taking a dump underneath a picture of Jesus?
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Mon June 04, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Designer's toilet paper wedding dress wipes out the competition second year in a row
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Democratic infighting so severe in one California congressional district the state party recommended two candidates meet in Italian restaurant, one with the old fashioned toilet you know the box and the chain
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Wed May 30, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Community gives a sigh of relief as the Sheboygan toilet clogger is busted
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
There is something amiss with the Cosmos
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Sun May 27, 2018
(Independent)
 
 
 
First baby born in twelve years on isolated Brazilian island where childbirth is prohibited due to the remoteness. Fark: It's all cool though, since the mother had no idea she was pregnant until the kid started coming out in the toilet
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Fri May 25, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Some people take drugs to get muscles. Then again, some people take mussels to get drugs
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Thu May 24, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Eet ees for my bungholio
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Tue May 22, 2018
(SFGate)
 
 
 
'13 Reasons Why' season 2 sparks outrage over (a) glorifying suicide, (b) school shooting scene, or (c) mop sodomy
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Mon May 21, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida man climbs atop playground equipment at park and shouts at kids about where babies come from -- causing parents to rush in and take them away
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Some fun German words to start using, including fünpanik, toilettehell, terrorklik, gundammit, and givëittomëbaby
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Tue May 15, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Look, we're all tired of watching the flight attendant's safety demonstrations each flight, but stealing the demonstration life jacket and stuffing it in the toilet helps no one
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Naval officer hides camera in toilet. That's not how you record the captain's log
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Look, just because somebody said we came out of the bathroom with full canisters of water doesn't mean we actually used toilet water for our tea. Oh, there's video?
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Tue May 01, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
"Man, this place has everything." "The hidden wall corpses are in early this year"
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Smoking Gun)
 
 
 
If you're going to hide a camera in a portable toilet, don't turn it on while you are standing in front of it
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Wed April 25, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Things plumbers have found while working
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you come home to find a naked intruder in your bathtub eating your Cheetos?
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Size 14 granny pants filled with grilled cheese almost causes an ecological disaster. Ewwwwwww
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Size 14 granny pants filled with grilled cheese almost causes an ecological disaster. Ewwwwwww
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Tue April 17, 2018
(Today Online)
 
 
 
Chinese public toilets go hi-tech with Wi-fi and facial recognition, though you'd think the recognition would be for the other side
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Patients will be allowed to inhale their medical marijuana, just not from joints, bowls or bongs. So apples, toilet paper tubes, and crushed coke cans it is then
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Mon April 16, 2018
(My Trip Journal)
 
 
 
Farker Planes and the missus travel to a place where rolls of John Wayne toilet paper are a big seller, proclaiming on the wrapper that the product is "rough, tough, and doesn't take crap from anyone", making one wonder how the stuff works
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Time)
 
 
 
You're probably using your phone on the throne right now, go on keep reading and feel no shame
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
For those of you that have housecleaners, here are some things that they secretly want you to know. Now don't walk on the clean floor with your dirty shoes now
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Real Clear Science)
 
 
 
And now you know what the ancient Romans did without toilet paper. Ewwwwwwwwww
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Mon April 09, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Someone toilet papers police chief's truck. Department has a good laugh in their press release
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Prince Charles denies reports he travels with his own personal toilet seat. But who could blame a crown prince for wanting to bring along his own throne?
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Where would you spend your 24 hours? Walmart, Ikea, Chuck E. Cheese?
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Tue April 03, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
What sport causes the most farting?
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Mon April 02, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Scandinavia. Home to some of the most attractive people, breathtaking landscapes, northern lights and now the most beautiful public toilet in the world
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British water company to homeowners: "Please don't flush your piranha down the toilet"
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British water company to homeowners: "Please don't flush your piranha down the toilet"
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Tue March 27, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
New Zealand school keeps the students' toilets under lock and key, Sixx, Mick and Tom unavailable for comment
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Police sergeant reprimanded for whacking lower-ranking officers on the helmet with a lightstick, forcing them to eat spicy noodles. Not euphemisms, certainly not in Japan
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article reminds us "wetting your hands is not washing your hands." Same goes for pants
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Article reminds us "wetting your hands is not washing your hands." Same goes for pants
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Thu March 22, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
AAAAAAccck ....Woman's worst nightmare comes true after her labia fuse together "due to lack of sex after menopause"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin authorities are on the hunt for a serial: A) bomber, B) killer, or C) toilet clogger
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Tue March 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The bidet is beginning to make a splash in the United States
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Mon March 19, 2018
(WebMD)
 
 
 
Taste tests can't differentiate between recycled toilet water and bottled water. Which once again shows 10 million dogs can't all be wrong
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