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Tue August 11, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby's getting a new bathroom but unfortunately this means using a Port-A-Potty in the back yard while it gets gutted and remodeled. How can I make this a less crappy experience?
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
River otters are party poopers
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Spokesman Review)
 
 
 
Fewer and fewer people get the pleasure of reading the local newspaper every morning as they enjoy a cup of coffee while sitting on a toilet
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Fri August 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Always look on the bright side of life. Trump aluminium tariffs on Canada guarantee an ample supply of US-made toilet paper in the US. Also, there will be ketchup, or is it catsup? Keep calm and pour the Bourbon
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Tue August 04, 2020
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Is meat the new toilet paper?
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Regarding Kim Jon Un: "It's not that he has public toilet anxiety - it's all part of his plan to protect his feces from falling into the wrong hands"
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Steve Jobs was wrong. Is this headline about his: a) refusal to wear deodorant, b) habit of soaking his feet in the work toilet, c) his cancer treatment decisions, d) *waves vaguely at everything*?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Proctor and Gamble earnings score from COVID-induced demand for toilet paper, cleaning supplies, interest in the occult
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Tue July 28, 2020
(Lifehacker Australia)
 
 
 
So you're telling me using reusable toilet paper right now is even more of a bad idea than usual?
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
One of the pandemic's most pressing issues: where are you supposed to pee if all the public restrooms are closed?
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Delightful memories of napping in the loo
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian streamer heckled by Jeckle
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Australian streamer heckled by Jeckle
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Sun July 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hotel where everything is gold-plated opens in Hanoi. Difficulty: not owned by Donald Trump. Bonus: the comments
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"This is the strangest late '80s/early '90s looking bathroom I've ever seen. Especially with the threadbare couch"
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(Bangor Daily News)
 
 
 
"Whatever you call it, the natural byproduct of human digestion - feces, fecal material, poo or poop - is a true indicator of internal health." Tag is for when you eat too much cheese
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Thu July 09, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Hoo boy, tomorrow's rage tweet explosion might actually shear the White House toilet in two
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Tue July 07, 2020
(KSL Salt Lake City)
 
 
 
First we ran out of toilet paper and cleaning supplies, now we're running out of coins. "Coins" has to be some sort of euphemism, right?
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Sat July 04, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Oh, you think darkness is your ally. But you merely adopted the dark; Horror fans were born in it, moulded by it
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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(Metro)
 
 
 
If you stole highly toxic rat poison from an exterminator's van in England, authorities want to warn you you'll probably die
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Creative Bloq)
 
 
 
Australian Made, a branding initiative to denote products made in Australia, rebrands itself with new logo supposed to represent a wattle but which unfortunately resembles a coronavirus. AU HELL NO
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
NASA needs a new space toilet. Let's help them out
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Cities discover just what happens when you cut public toilets by a third but open up outside access. Spoiler: it's not pretty and it does involve human feces and urine
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Sat June 27, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $35K if you can help put the loo on Luna
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(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
NASA is offering $35K if you can help put the loo on Luna
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Futurism)
 
 
 
NASA says it desperately needs a space toilet that can "accommodate 500g of diarrhea"
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(Futurism)
 
 
 
NASA says it desperately needs a space toilet that can "accommodate 500g of diarrhea"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(Nerdist)
 
 
 
You otter watch these critters eating a healthy breakfast
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
"Coins are the new toilet paper." Keep your hands off my ass pennies
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The ins and outs of NASA's new $23mil space toilet
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(Wired)
 
 
 
The ins and outs of NASA's new $23mil space toilet
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Royal Flush beats Empty House
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Latest thing that's bad for you? Flushing the toilet
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have no idea what you're talking about, so here's a review of tactical toilet paper
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Mon June 15, 2020
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1215, King John put his seal on the Magna Carta before going on to have all toilets in the kingdom named after him
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
First it was antibacterial wipes, then toilet paper. Then Nintendo Switches and puzzles. The latest thing to sell out: bicycles
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Guys have been right all along as health experts say it's better to leave the toilet seat up
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Thu June 11, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
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Mon June 08, 2020
(totes gross)
 
 
 
The toilet snorkel - a patented life-saving invention - NOT a euphemism for something equally as icky
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(totes gross)
 
 
 
The toilet snorkel - a patented life-saving invention - NOT a euphemism for something equally as icky
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Fri June 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
"You can't be number one on earth if you are number two in space" and "we are not going to be number two anywhere" - unless we make this planet a giant golden toilet
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
You are outside the perimeter of your home. Nature calls and your only option is a public restroom. What do you do? WHAT DO YOU DO? Dr Petri, an epidemiologist, lists four things to pay attention to
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sims 4 update introduces gonorrhea
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Sims 4 update introduces gonorrhea
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Thu June 04, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Wipes and masks are overwhelming our storm drains. Won't somebody think of the fatbergs and whitefish?
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Wed June 03, 2020
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
Shopping list: yeast, gaming headsets, thermometers, fitness equipment. Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff
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(WWD)
 
 
 
Coty in talks with Kim Kardashian on possible line of toiletries
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
We're flushing millions of dollars and thousands of hours already spent planning the RNC convention down the toilet and starting over. Take that, owned lib cucks
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Butt wiping throughout the ages; at last, the story can be told. Still no word on how to use the three sea shells
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
If your company manufacturers toilets and you tweet a stupid pun about the George Floyd killing, you're gonna have a bidet
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Brooklyn is stocking up on toilet paper, baking supplies, and acoustic guitars
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Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you thought Las Vegas was full of degenerate losers throwing their children's college and food money down toilet before, imagine what kind of people will show up to gamble during a pandemic when they open back up next week
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
A crescent moon on my outhouse door? What's all this about?
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Grist)
 
 
 
Is America ready for the bidet?
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Fri May 22, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
With lockdown eased we had a lovely day at the seaside, Mum went paddling with little Amy. Dad showed Bobby how to make sand castles. Uncle Jim curled one out and left his pants on it. The ice creams. The...wait. What?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Before heading back to the office, you might want to ask if anyone has flushed the toilets in the last two months
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
15 ways to keep your indoor cat happy so you'll both live longer
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Vallejo Times Herald)
 
 
 
OLD: Toilet paper shortage. NEW: Garlic shortage from everyone cooking at home. No wonder so many are complaining about wearing masks
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(Entertainment Daily)
 
 
 
Tattoo designs range from rolls of toilet paper and a cartoon germ to people declaring: "I survived 2020, "This is awful. People are f**king dying"
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Mon May 18, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
DIY stories told by morons, quarantine edition
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Is Ben Sasse A) about to tell his sponsor he fell off the wagon, B) Jim Jordan's stunt double, or C) modeling the Jim Cramer business casual line at Kohl's?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We live in a stay-at-home state; my partner has a heart condition and is high risk. Our 6 year-old daughter was always a good sleeper; now, she's afraid of shadows and comes into our bed and fears bathroom spiders. Is this all pandemic-related?"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Fast Company)
 
 
 
Fark-ready headline: 'We may have to rethink the toilet seat altogether.' I can't fap to that
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers will have to ask permission to use the bathroom. £15 bathroom request fee and £40 bathroom sanitizing fee soon to follow
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Sat May 09, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
It's a sailboat, not a schooner
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Fri May 08, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Spring's old and busted: hoarding toilet paper. Summer's new hotness: hoarding Baby Yoda cereal
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Toilet Frog Invasion'
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(Derby Evening Telegraph)
 
 
 
You had me at 'Toilet Frog Invasion'
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Cinco de Mayo was an unmitigated shiatshow for food delivery services. Seis de Mayo the same but for toilets
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Acolytes of FREEDUMB, Trump, and Nurgle ask you to boycott Costco for forcing shoppers to wear masks while picking up a month's supply of toilet paper and $5 chicken. Those masks will prevent you from getting enough oxygen, claimed one
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your oral argument with Supreme Court gets literally flushed down the toilet
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
When your oral argument with Supreme Court gets literally flushed down the toilet
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Pelotons are the new toilet paper. You can't deny they both involve @ssholes
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Ingenious designers create coronavirus-proof raving suit for clubbers with space helmet ..will now let you float amongst the dying while bopping to techno
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(WWMT Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Costco declares meat is the new toilet paper. What doesn't go in won't come out
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend's children chew incredibly loud and it drives me crazy. It's becoming a deal-breaker. I'm not their mom; how do I address their bellicose table manners?"
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Sat May 02, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
4,200 rolls of toilet paper? Check. Barrels of dry food? Check. Underground gas tanks? Check. Electrified fence? Check. Money to pay the mortgage so you don't lose your doomsday compound to foreclosure? Whoops
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
5. Buy more toilet paper
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Thu April 30, 2020
(TC Palm)
 
 
 
Ancient proverb: Suspicion falls on man who wipes butt yet toilet paper remains clean
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Do you like to shop at Costco? Better have your mask ready
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Tue April 28, 2020
(Siouxland News)
 
 
 
If you're selling 12 ounce cans of Lysol for $65.99, Angel Soft toilet paper for $86.00, Bounty paper towels for $49.99, and Equate flushable wipes for $35.00, one might think you're price-gouging. One might think
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Mon April 27, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"Panic-buying grips North Korea amid rumors of Kim Jong Un's demise". No word on how much toilet paper, if any, is left
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Fri April 24, 2020
(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Mike Vrabel denies that somebody was caught pooping at his house via a mirror on national TV. Okay, makes sense and we'll buy that somebody would shut the door. Still doesn't explain what else was going on there during the draft
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Thu April 23, 2020
(UTSB)
 
 
 
2020 Western Hockey League draft reveals positives and negatives. Plus, the virus of Brayden has passed its peak. Minus, it has mutated into variations of Hayden, Aiden, Kaden, Jayden, Grayden and (deep breath) Teydon
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(UTSB)
 
 
 
2020 Western Hockey League draft reveals positives and negatives. Plus, the virus of Brayden has passed its peak. Minus, it has mutated into variations of Hayden, Aiden, Kaden, Jayden, Grayden and (deep breath) Teydon
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(WCJB Gainesville)
 
 
 
Bicycles have become the new toilet paper for people tired of just walking around the block for exercise
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Holland, New Zealand, and Ireland, people are killing the 5G Internet to solve the toilet paper problem due to coronavirus, but to US, whats 5G?
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Hemmings)
 
 
 
So how many rolls of toilet paper does that convert to?
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(WHYY)
 
 
 
On the whole, toilet-paper makers are getting to the bottom of the shortage and producing record-breaking sheets. Article contains more asinine puns
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't like grocery stores without toilet paper? You're gonna love grocery stores without shoppers
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Sat April 18, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
DHS warns COVID-19 changes potential terror targets. Good god, they are right. We need armed guards at all toilet paper factories ASAP
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(Health.com)
 
 
 
Quarantine constipation, the opposite of safe toilet syndrome
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Kathryn Hahn's kids recreate Glengarry Glen Ross with American Girl dolls
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Evidently pivot tables don't solve everything
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Heinass crime thwarted
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Thu April 16, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"I was dating my boyfriend for a month; then, the lockdown happened. We've been dating 24/7 for three weeks. Nonstop"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband and I work full-time in New York; we're working from home, and our 5 year-old daughter is home with us. Her kindergarten class is doing lessons on Zoom; we don't have time for that and work. Are we obligated to have her attend lessons?"
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 of the sweetest dumb dog tweets you'll read today. Bless their lil hearts
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Wed April 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Food expiration dates that matter, and the ones that don't. Because this info might become as useful as the extra roll of toilet paper you found in your bathroom cabinet
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(Helsinki Times (Finland))
 
 
 
Finnish bakery started making toilet paper rolls to avoid bankruptcy. It's not real. It's a CAAAAKE
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
While the world may see Japan as a futuristic land of humanoid robots and intelligent toilets, inside its offices, managers maintain a fierce devotion to paper files, fax machines, business card exchanges and face-to-face meetings
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's about time America embraced bidets. Wait a second, let me rephrase that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
With this hand I hand thee the toilet paper
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(National Review)
 
 
 
When this is all over perhaps our lives will improve. We'll give each other adequate space, we'll care for one another, and we'll buy enough toilet paper to last forever
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Wholesale supply chain Restaurant Depot has opened their doors to the public. Come for the TP, stay for the Bubble Gum Flavored Sno-Cone syrup
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