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Thu July 19, 2018
(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
Will Omega or Goto emerge victorious from their clash of champions? Can Kota Ibushi take a W from the U.S. Champ? How many FARKers will show up today? LIVE from Tokyo, your G1 Climax 28: Night 4 starts @ 5:30 AM ET on NJPWWorld.com
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Wed July 18, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
It must be Fribsday. We're actually getting a "daily" White House press briefing today. Live at 2:30pm EDT (or whatever timezone Sarah decides is more convenient)
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Tue July 17, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Your near-daily white folk call cops on black folk thread. Today's offense: a hard screen in a pickup basketball game
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Today's alert on what will kill your children faster than a bag of rattlesnakes in their beds is . . . Chips Ahoy cookies
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What today's big fast food joints looked like when they were just baby fast food joints
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump has just one event on his calendar for today: A meeting with Congress that nobody seems to know what its about. Even Comrade Pence is invited
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(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "She seems nice"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Daily News nails today's cover: Open Treason
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Mon July 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's check in to see what Al Qaeda says about today
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(NPR)
 
 
 
In the "I hope you didn't eat lunch because this will make you throw up" department, here is the complete transcript of today's press conference with a former KGB agent and his American asset
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's strange holiday: National Blue Cheese Dressing Day. So indulge yourself with it when eating your chicken wings or salad
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Sat July 14, 2018
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
"So that's the wind forecast for today's race, but of course check for updates as needed as you sail. And be sure to look out for the B-52 dropping bombs at about 2pm"
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Fri July 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Well, now, THIS is an interesting little tidbit from Mueller's indictment of the 12 Russian spies today: it seems they also made an attempt to hack Hillary's private email....right around the same time that Trump publicly asked them to
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(HillReporter.com)
 
 
 
Some of the must-see moments from Peter Strzok's hearing today. Including Louie Gohmert going full Louie Gohmert, or as most people call it "being an unwavering douchecanoe"
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Thu July 12, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The question for today is: Why are so many women watching male gay porn?
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(That Eric Alper)
 
 
 
Today in 1979, it was "Disco Demolition Night" at Comiskey Park. Boogie on down to watch the video
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Today in "F*ck Cancer" news: cancer cells engineered with CRISPR turn against their own kind, resulting in smaller tumors
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Build-A-Bear hosts "Pay Your Age" day today. Since this is Fark, you know how this turns out (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 11, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Today's "White woman calls 911 on children who have the unmitigated gall to exist while black" story brought to you by Columbus, Ohio
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Tue July 10, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
It is time for us to get hep with the kids. Who are the best new music acts out there today?
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you've been wondering what the most viral Tweets regarding the World Cup have been, then today is your lucky day
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Mon July 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Not sure the "sexual assault just fine" twenty years ago defense will fly in today's political climate
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's Christmas in July Iron Photoshop Challenge: Create some new Misfit Toys. Link goes to YIS
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(Washington Times)
 
 
 
Today in what conservatives believe: OMFG
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Sun July 08, 2018
(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
And in today's edition of strange homes ... the lunar lander house
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(Reader's Digest)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Reader's Digest wanted to help you with air travel. Today, they want to help you with your sex therapist. Wait...when did Reader's Digest get so kinky?
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Happy Birthday, Paris: 2,000 years old today
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Fri July 06, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Chicken feet are "the Holy Grail of Trade" something US poultry producers would likely just throw away normally, but since they're considered a delicacy in China, they can sell them there for a nice profit. Well, COULD, anyway, until today
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(MSN)
 
 
 
What is the perfect length for a nap? Here comes the science, and feel free to take one today
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump at a rally in Montana today: "Acting presidential is so easy...it's much easier than what I do"
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
47 years ago today noted progressive Nixon gave 18 year olds the right to sit out elections
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today on Ask a Therapist: How do I stop my wife from leaving me?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The clown who plays the king can't overthrow the bedrock values this nation was founded on 242 years ago today"
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Wed July 04, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Fark ready headline: Sperm quality improved by adding nuts to diet, study says
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(Oregon Live)
 
 
 
Today's accidental Emergency Alert System alert sent in Portland. Bert the turtle tells you to Duck and Cover
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Forty-nine years ago today Mick Jagger decided he'd had enough of his shiat
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(Charlotte Observer)
 
 
 
Today's Google doodle showcasing state "foods" only proves that you shouldn't always trust Google search count results for data blindly. For starters, the "Buckeye" chocolate candy is associated to Indiana
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
Today's seemingly innocent household item that could be secretly killing you: The kitchen towel
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Work encouraged everyone to wear patriotic colors today. I chose blue of course. Better dead than red, right?
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Mon July 02, 2018
(AP News)
 
 
 
Today in "the media catches up with Fark's pol tab", Manafort handler and indicted Oligarch, Konstantin Kilimnik, played a much larger role in being Trump's handler during the campaign
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Today's forecast: lies, with increasing lying as the briefing continues. Scattered pockets of contempt and scorn may develop, particularly if the system encounters an April or Brian front coming in from the west. This is your WH Briefing. 3:45 EDT
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today's fark ready headline; Goddamn, John Tortorella is PISSED
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Sun July 01, 2018
(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
Of the many days on the calendar available to point and snicker at the Mets, and to kick their fans while they're down, today, Bobby Bonilla Day is the best one of all
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Keep Families Together march organizers: Okay, people, we need to stay focused on the issue today so that-- oh, for fark's sake. Will you drum circle hippies and union hacks kindly knock it the fark off for five minutes?
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Fri June 29, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with one record today, Volkswagen also set a new record at the Pikes Peak Climb. In an all electric vehicle
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The most detailed analysis of Victoria Beckham's signature pose you will read today or any day (possible nsfw content on page)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Lego is releasing a 2,300 piece Voltron set, completing today's Lego trifecta
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Politico)
 
 
 
I think we all could use this today: A feel good article about ex-cons and hot chicken. Mmmmm....hot chicken
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The State Department earlier this week: Zero Iranian oil on the market in November. The State Department today: Eh, sure, why not. Subby guesses that check cleared
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Louie Gohmert (R-Pyle), generally acknowledged as a leading contender for the title "dumbest man in Congress," tries to "trap" Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein at a Congressional hearing today. That... goes about exactly as well as you'd expect
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(Xconomy)
 
 
 
This small company is disrupting a billion-dollar IPO industry today
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Fark)
 
Audio
 
6 hour long road trip today. and music selections? Rock music only please
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Tue June 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Today I learned that 86F is "blowtorch" temperature to some Scots
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Mon June 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Study claims that children today have more willpower than those who grew up in the 1960s because technology has made them smarter. Which certainly explains why obesity rates are up
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Sun June 24, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Today on Fox News, a white Trump advisor tells a black Democrat "You're out of your cotton-picking mind"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
So I bought this today
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Did you see something strange today...I did. DIT
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Fri June 22, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump, one week ago: North Korea is no longer a threat to the U.S., sleep well tonight. Trump, today: North Korea represents an "unusual and extraordinary threat" to the United States
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(Golf Digest)
 
Weeners
 
If one of your life's goals is to see 62 year old golfer Greg Norman completely in the buff, well, today is your lucky day (NSFW)
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(WTHR Indianapolis)
 
 
 
Today is National Take Your Dog to work day. Share photos of your dog at work or at home; everyone loves good puppy pics
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just in case you missed this tidbit from today's hearing, all 50 states were hit by Russian cyber attacks in the lead up to the 2016 election
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Thu June 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Sessions today: "We never originally intended to separate children from their families." Narrator: **COCKPUNCH**
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Farker Make More Hinjews was at LGA at midnight, waiting to show solidarity with migrant children as they were transferred. Woke up today to picture in the Grey Lady, repping Fark by being suitably sweaty (bottom center, grey shiat)
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: We will keep a "zero tolerance" policy on prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Trump administration today: Yeah, we're gonna stop prosecuting families caught illegally crossing the border. Also today: we never said that
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Today's scripture reading comes from the book of Ezekiel, chapter 25, verse 17
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(Entertainment Tonight)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see Selena Gomez suck on a glass eye, today is your lucky day
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Ugly-ass baby seal named Cocoa born at Hersheypark. It is the sealiest animal you will see today
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(Fark)
 
 
 
With summer officially beginning today, what song do you associate with the season most?
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(SILive)
 
 
 
Today's random: Mysteries of the abandoned Richmond Parkway overpasses (w/ lots of pics)
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Wed June 20, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
Paul Simon announced today he will perform the final concert of his Farewell Tour in the borough of Queens, where he spent his formative years
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Welcome to another installment of Donald Trump's Selfish Self-aggrandizing Tour and Ego Boost Convention. Todays stop is Duluth, Minnesota. Fare you well, Minnesota Farkers. (Link goes to C-SPAN @ roughly 7:30 ET)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Protest music has always played in important role in American history. What is the best protest music today?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen resigns from his position as the RNC deputy finance chair. In other news, Michael Cohen was still the RNC deputy finance chair until today
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Today is your lucky day. Solo helps us with Maul's timeline
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(NBC DFW)
 
 
 
What's for lunch today, and will your boss judge you?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Motivational quote for today: "It might feel bad to make a mistake, but at least you didn't do anything as bad as send a motivational quote from a Nazi general to all the students at a university"
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Tue June 19, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
Today's item spilled all over the highway: 80,000 pounds of chicken. Emergency breadcrumbs to be air-dropped
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
White House Deputy Chief of Staff for Operations Joe Hagin, who also just suddenly resigned today, worked In Libya with key backers of an alleged "Sex Cult"
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in THIS IS WHAT REPUBLICANS BELIEVE, "Many world leaders are secretly Luciferians who pray to Satan every day before dinner." Well, at least they're thorough in their prayers
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(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Lee Ann Womack: Today's country music is "obviously not country music"
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Townhall)
 
 
 
DHS Chief Nielsen is offended that people would say she is trying to send a message just because earlier today she said "To start off with, I'd like to send a message"
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(Channel 3000 Madison)
 
 
 
Garbage pickup might be a bit delayed today
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Play stupid games, win stupid prizes. Today's game: Run onto the field during a CFL game. The prize: Getting absolutely wrecked by one of the players
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(5 News Fayetteville)
 
 
 
Today, in Cop Math. With pic that's definitely from your buddy's indie stoner movie
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mexicans were celebrating their victory over Germany so hard they caused a literal earthquake today in the capital city
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Sun June 17, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Barry Manilow is 75 today. Here's a live version of Copacabana at the Nobel Peace Prize Concert. Simply fabulous
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Need something to fill up some time today? Very cool interactive map of the 3,554 shipwrecks around Ireland
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(Some Spontn80)
 
 
 
"Dear Daddy" - What would you say to your Dad today if you could? What did your kids say to you? Our 11th year
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Today's blindingly obvious headline: "Being black in America is hazardous to your health"
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Sat June 16, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
In today's edition of headlines that cannot be improved: "Man in custody after barricading himself in 'homemade' armored truck near Hoover Dam, reportedly with notes for 'Mr. President'"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
...and today's airline to get bad press is...(spins wheel)...American Airlines
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News attempts to figure out what's happening given that they have to keep their lips firmly applied to Trump's ass. Who can they blame for Trump's stupidity today? Looks like it's Paul Ryan's turn to take a beating
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Giuliani says Mueller probe has to be suspended "tomorrow" (meaning today) OR ELSE. Pack an umbrella, there might be a very big stormy system moving through the country this weekend
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Thu June 14, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
"This your captain speaking. Thank you for flying with us today, if you look out...AAAAAAAAAHHH"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Will Comey be responsible single-handedly for Trump? Will McCabe get shiat on? And what ever happened to those NY FBI agents that were leaking to Giuliani? THIS is your DOJ IG Report thread. (Report released ~2pm today)
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(FIFA)
 
 
 
Can Russia make it out of the group stage? Will either they or Saudi Arabia win the group? Should Egypt and Uruguay also be playing today? It's Day 1 of the World Cup. Kickoff is at 11:00 a.m. EDT on Fox Sports
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Live from "Inside Giuliani's Ass," hosted by Laura Ingraham. Today's topic? Michael Cohen
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rumor around D.C. is that Cohen flipped on Trump. Side note: Cohen also fired his legal team today, so there's that
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today I learned millennials have killed moping. They've rebranded it "simping" and apparently organize playlists to accompany their simping sessions
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Wed June 13, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
VP Mike Pence gave speech today at annual Southern Baptist Convention meeting, offering praise, worship, prayers to: A) God; B) Jesus; or C) Trump?
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Tue June 12, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Democrats and republicans are fighting for the soul of the country. Virginia, Nevada, Maine, and South Carolina voters all step up to the polls today. Have the democrats abandoned Sanders? Did the GOP grow up? Polls open at 7AM ET and close at 8PM ET
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Trump says, I learned a lot about North Korea today. In fact, I now know more about North Korea than I do America. At least in North Korea, you can execute people when they call you stupid
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
NBC strongly considering moving Megyn Kelly to a new time slot. 3am every other Sunday
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Today's FARK-ready headline: Fireworks 'prank' on porch sparks charges against man
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
Today, in what is most certainly a coincidence, net neutrality and Netflix stopped
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Mon June 11, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in horrible people news: Attorney General Jeff Sessions says that domestic violence is not grounds for asylum
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Next on Southern Sportsman we have two Florida men playing a spirited game of Rake vs Hammer. In an unusual twist today, the guy with the rake decided to fight naked. Got to tell you, though, Hammer guy is on his game. Don't miss it
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"Secrets, spies, and useful idiots" Australia's 4 Corners investigative news deep dives into Trump-Russia. Today's episode features Carter Page and Flippopotamus
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Today's "You're doing it wrong": loading the dishwasher
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Sun June 10, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After an exciting rain shortened Xfinity race on Saturday, today we will see the polar opposite. The Monster Energy Nascar Cup Series Parade FireKeepers Casino 400 at Michigan is at 2pm ET on FOX
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Sat June 09, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
OK, fake news, what do you have for me today?
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
It's time to up our spice game, fellow Americans. Today we will stand up and say NO to big spice, NO to plain ol' black pepper, and YES to all the flavors and all the peppers they've been hiding from us for too long
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Fri June 08, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Photoshop theme: create a propaganda poster for today. LGT bizarre examples from the NSA
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(Journal News)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamed of being a crossing guard for turtles, today is your lucky day
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
And now for today's second most obvious headline
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
And today's most obvious headline is:
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
High school student deported by Trump to Mexico was killed today, three weeks after he was inhumanely sent back to a country he didn't know
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Thu June 07, 2018
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Today's 538 Article: How the Supreme Court could end extreme partisan gerrymandering this month. Tomorrow's 538 Article: How you could sleep with Morgan Fairchild next month
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today on "Asking for a Friend": How to get breastmilk out of clothes
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Axe murderer given three life sentences. Spookiest looking person in a suit you'll see today
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Wed June 06, 2018
(The Aviationist)
 
 
 
Today's Warthog thread: An A-10 flyover above Omaha Beach as part of the commemoration of the 74th anniversary of D-Day
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Tue June 05, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Today: Tesla is creating an excessive amount of waste and isn't close to producing cars profitably. Tomorrow: Musk tweets out plans for mass market submarines to provide cheap transportation between Australia and Los Angeles
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today in "SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY": a Hot Wheels car to which you can attach a GoPro and take videos of all your wildest stunt tracks
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Update: No, people weren't booing President Trump at the White House today. One guy heckled him and HE was booed. And then somebody called him a... Cover the children's ears... a... Cowboys fan
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Four reasons today why Trump's a giant un-American creep. This list changes every day. Check back for frequent updates
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
50 years ago today, Robert F Kennedy was assassinated in the Embassy Room of the Ambassador Hotel in Los Angeles
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Patriotic jamfest at the White House scheduled for 3pm today. Be sure to stand at attention, no matter where you are
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Sun June 03, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
The 5 reasons you should watch "Big" on its 30th anniversary today
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(IndyCar)
 
 
 
Rain is a possibility which can bring out the clownshoes. Can Dixon repeat from yesterday? Who will Kimball punt today? Say good bye/good riddance to ABCs subpar coverage. This is your Indycar Dual in Detroit race 2 discussion at 3:30pm ET on ABC
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Fri June 01, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Don't forget to get your free doughnuts for national doughnut day. Here's a list of where to grab your freebies today
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Wed May 30, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Host: Ivanka would be glad to take your questions. Reporter: Yes, did her father's stance on China changing have anything to do with her getting trademarks approved in China? Host: What's that? Oh she did? Well that's it for today folks. kthxbye
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Simone Giertz is going in for her brain surgery today
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Fortune)
 
 
 
Just a reminder: Today is don't mess with your caffeine deprived co-worker unless you want your head snapped off and handed to you day
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
So, your local Starbucks is closed for mandatory common sense training today. Where will you get your coffee instead? Do you think the chain will lose customers after they try McDonald's, Caribou, or a good local place? It's Coffee Talk
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Mon May 28, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "What could possibly go wrong?" news, California starts issuing digital license plates
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Today's the 20th anniversary of Phil Hartman's death. Here's his final Simpsons appearance as Troy McClure
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Sun May 27, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Today's plane diversion is brought to you by *spins the wheel* A strange odor that left one man hospitalized
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
With today's computers, it's almost impossible to get lost. So those children that HHS lost aren't really lost because they know where they are. Thanks for the insight Rick Santorum
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Fri May 25, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Will Donnie have more stories about his terribleness during the campaign leak? Will Giuliani still have a job after today? Will Australia start sending rabid koalas to Russia? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread (~5pm news dump)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former tennis world #1 Ilie "Nasty" Nastase arrested today for A) DUI, B) driving a scooter without a license, C) porque no los dos?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Will it be abortions for some and tiny Irish flags for all? Today Ireland goes to the polls to decide whether or not to legalize abortion
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Thu May 24, 2018
(13 News Now)
 
 
 
America and China are both testing new aircraft carriers today. One of them had to return to port because of engine troubles. Go on, guess which one
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's history lesson is what was it like to eat out in 1859
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Wed May 23, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you have a couple of hundreds of thousands of dollars and want some sweet top secret intelligence, good news, Jared Kushner got his security clearance restored today
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Man buys two Papa John's pizzas for around $40 eight years ago, today a slice is worth over $5 million
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Tue May 22, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Today's legal fun fact: Thanks to Hoffa, using secret government informants is totally legal
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(FIOS News)
 
 
 
Today in New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things: Yonkers sets new record for shortest time elapsed between rollout of bike sharing fleet and trashing of bike sharing fleet
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Ever wonder what would happen if a river of magma hit a geothermal power plant? Well today may be your lucky day
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Sat May 19, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
More & more hockey it seems. Today @ 7pm ET the Capitals & the Lightning meet to start a best, 2 out of 3 series. Hopefully the game will go until well past midnight on the west coast. SUP/FC/EABOD/WHARRGARBL
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
These lazy teenagers today. Doing lazy stuff like marching to the U.S. Capitol and demanding Paul Ryan pass gun reform legislation
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
What shiat will hit the fan today? Will Trump fire everyone not related to him? Will Rudy step on his dick again? Will Mueller go to Jared's with a warrant? THIS is your Trump scandal rumor/speculation thread "Lordy, there ARE tapes" (~5pm news dump)
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(American Geophysical Union)
 
 
 
"But despite being the most C4 dominated continent today, little is known about the initial C4 expansion in Australia." Now, they're trying to blow you up
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Thu May 17, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "ok, who's the U-Boat commander" is brought to you by Tidal Road, in Kingsbridge, England
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Sanders is back, although there is so little to talk about now that there is peace in the Middle East and Trump has declared no collusion in the Russia probe. Maybe they'll just share pie recipes at today's White House Press Briefing. 1:00 EDT
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Twitter)
 
 
 
22 years ago today, Stevie Y. scores one of the most famous Double-OT goals in NHL playoff history
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Today in "Unneeded Sequels," Zombieland 2 officially announced with the original cast returning
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Today's "cute puppy that actually turns out to actually be a..." story - this one turns out to be a coyote
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(soompi)
 
 
 
Yesterday, Ryan Reynolds sang under a unicorn mask for Korean TV to promote Deadpool 2. Today, Ryan Reynolds talks Deadpool 2 with Korean teddy bear mascot "Ryan" (video)
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(Daily Freeman)
 
 
 
Today's storm-drain ducklings rescue is brought to you by Kingston, New York. Ducklings start GoFundMe page to cover the $28,000 cost of state storm-drain rescue fees, taxes, surcharges, surcharge fees and fee surcharges
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Tue May 15, 2018
(KERO 23 Bakersfield)
 
 
 
The U.S. Postal service celebrates 100 years of airmail as the first letter sent on May 14, 1918 arrived today intact
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The five biggest races to watch in today's primaries
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Mon May 14, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In today's "How do you do fellow kids?" article, BBC attempts to explain why gammon is everywhere on social media at the moment
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
If you've ever wanted to see Deadpool star Ryan Reynolds singing while dressed as a unicorn, today is your lucky day
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Twenty years ago today, the greatest sitcom in history aired the greatest series finale in history
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Look, the President has been perfectly clear. The tweet speaks for itself and I refer you to outside counsel if you want to discuss today's White House briefing. 1:30 EDT
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Sun May 13, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is in a birthday mood today: What was the best song from the year you were born?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The intrepid reporters at USA Today read and analyzed every single ad the Russians bought during the 2016 election. Here are the results
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(Kansas City)
 
 
 
"It is stunning to realize that in today's Democratic Party, being a capitalist is something one must ... apologize for"
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
Larry Norman helped create contemporary Christian music, but he wouldn't recognize it today, as his fiery folk-rock style evolved into 'suburb-friendly genre in which "Christian" was attached to safe versions of old fads in mainstream music'
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Fri May 11, 2018
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Today is the 112th birthday of Richard Overton, the oldest living World War II veteran and oldest living man in the U.S. His secret to a long life; Keep living, don't die, and stay off his lawn
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
West Virginia teachers vote out Republican who mocked them for striking. "I heard one teacher today say," teacher Edwina Howard-Jack joked, "after yesterday they may want to think twice about arming teachers"
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(American Oversight.org)
 
 
 
The head of AT&T lobbying that retired today for "unspecified reasons" had dinner with FCC Chairman Ajit Pai a month after they greased Cohen's palm
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Today in "THINGS TRUMP IS WRONG ABOUT," we have "Energy Jobs"
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Thu May 10, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A 4 spot today. City chasing history against Brighton, Foxes sleepwalking vs Gunners, Chelsea fighting for the top four vs Huddersfield and Spurs being Spurs against the Magpies. Also the end of the Pratchett Shield semifinal. Kick-off at 2:45 EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Giuliani today disagrees with Giuliani yesterday
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
The GOP fights for the tattered remains of its soul today as voters head to the polls for primaries in North Carolina, Ohio, Indiana, and West Virginia, the latter two a referendum on Trump. Polls are open now, the last closing at 9PM ET
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Mon May 07, 2018
(Slate)
 
 
 
A lesson from 84 years ago that still applies today: In a duel between a spider and a scorpion, always bet on chloroform
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to watch Russell Crowe brush his hair and beard to dramatic music? Today is your lucky day
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Raise your hand if you'll be busier than the president will be today
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Sun May 06, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Fifty years ago today Crosby Stills and Nash decided to join musical forces
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
If you'd like to update Geocities site, today is your lucky day. You can yell at those kids on your lawn later
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Today's optical illusion that will creep you out is....this one
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(WYMT Hazard)
 
 
 
Today's glue sniffer has a much better mugshot than yesterday's
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Thu May 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Today in "Things everyone saw coming": China has stopped buying soybeans from the US
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Today's fearmongering: What's REALLY going to kill you after you survive The Big One? Traffic
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Wed May 02, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Rudy Guliani two weeks ago: I will have this whole Mueller business completely shut down in one to two weeks. Guiliani today: Sure Mueller's going to get to interview Trump but, only, like for 2-3 hours MAX.. and THEY will provide the snacks
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
There are dumb people in the world. But until today I didn't know there were people dumb enough to say "let's put a Super Bowl in London"
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Today in hot or not: The robot from Lost In Space
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When scholars talk about what started today, it'll need a title. Help 'em out a little
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
Two months from today Massachusetts residents will no longer live in a state that bans recreational marijuana. Instead they will live in a city that bans recreational marijuana
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's "Brass Balls" go to Charles Woodson, who says that Michigan will beat Ohio State in 2018
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
BBC investigation finds YouTube "stars" being paid to promote exam cheating service. YouTube responds by saying they will teach creators that dishonest behavior is bad. In related news, YouTube announced it will close today
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Man at Iranian soccer game: "Are there any women here today?" High-pitched voices in crowd: "No-no-no...(suddenly voices deepen)...NO-NO-NO"
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today: Why you shouldn't put two spaces after a period. Next week: Why tabs are better than spaces
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you've ever dreamed of buying a 12,637 sq ft, 7th century Benedictine monastery owned by crazy nudists, today is your lucky day (NSFW)
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Harrison Ford got hearts racing in the 70s as the scoundrel Han Solo -- will what's his face do the same for today's Tiger Beat readers?
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Sun April 29, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
Sunday playoff hockey has two intriguing games. Can the Penguins build a 2-0 series lead against the Capitals? Will the Predators be able to get even with the Jets? Who will be the hero today? The puck drops at 3pm ET on NBC
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Sat April 28, 2018
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
What's the first PC game you ever loved, and would you even bother playing it today?
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(The Cut)
 
 
 
Tom Brokaw denies sexual harassment claim, says accuser's motive is Look At Me Too
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Fri April 27, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to know what it's like to be eaten by a vicious flesh-eating velociraptor dinosaur? Today's your lucky day
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
That's what's wrong with politics today, the media reporting on crooked politicians
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
At the height of the California gold rush, the Mint pressed up to 300 $5 gold pieces and only three were known to exist today, until now
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(Variety)
 
 
 
This is indeed the greatest generation of men in media being accused of sexual assault
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Democratic Super PAC donates to Republican Primary Candidate to help Democratic Joe Manchin keep his seat, on today's episode of "What? Why? Don't do that"
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Europa League semi finals begin today. Arsenal host Atlético Madrid while Salzburg travel to Marseille. The action begins at 3:05 EDT
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Today from Captain Obvious: Don't take your baby to a chiropractor
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Today's lesson in the new new new common core math: Babies-R-Us + voodoo + evils spirits + box cutter = Florida
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
US Solicitor General Noel Francisco before the United States Supreme Court today: "{Trump} has praised Islam as one of the great countries of the world." Sadly, that's likely a completely accurate statement
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Megyn Kelly's ratings have gone from bad to seppuku
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
"Gronk met with coach today and informed him Gronk be back for the 2018 season with the Pats. Gronk working out, staying in shape and feel great"
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Mon April 23, 2018
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Tampa Bay Buccaneers announced today that their day three draft picks will be delivered by a parrot
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
More than 60 grams of meth found during prison cell search in the most Oklahoma story you'll read today
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Hey, remember, Nibiru is supposed to usher in the apocalypse today, so don't make any dinner plans
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Brandon Belt's 21 pitch at bat against Jaime Barria in the Giants/Angels game today is the longest at-bat on record in MLB history
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Sun April 22, 2018
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
With weather threatening, the start has been moved up. Josef Newgarden is on the pole along side his teammate Will Power. Expect the wet tires to get some use today. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Alabama discussion thread at 3pm EDT on NBCSN
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
NBA Playoff Games include Celtics-Bucks, Warriors-Spurs, Raptors-Wizards, and Cavaliers-Pacers. Who will be the big stars today? Tip-off is at 1pm ET on ABC
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In today's edition of "Is He Lying or is it Dementia?" Trump denies ever speaking to a reporter who has interviewed him multiple times
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Fri April 20, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Today, in "Things that make you go 'hmmmmmm...'" Scott Pruitt had a secret meeting in Morocco, with who and what about we have no idea because he redacted most of his schedule of the trip
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
RCMP arrest BC beaver in one of the most Canadian stories you'll read today
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
To save costs, your customers reduce consumption of your product by 75%, what do you do? Double the minimum package quantity and triple the price, of course. Today, on the next episode of American Capitalism: Cancer Drug Edition
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you haven't had the Justice Office of the Inspector General send a criminal referral to the U.S. Attorney's office in Washington, D.C., today please step forward. Not so fast there, Andrew McCabe
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
Today is Tax Freedom Day: earlier in LA, TN, AL & OK, later in NY, NJ, CT & IL
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Winning today's battle of unusual weapons, woman wields crossbow to shoot man armed with machete
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Wed April 18, 2018
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump is really hoping you've forgotten he told Lester Holt that the Russia thing was on his mind when he fired FBI Director Comey, as he now claims Russia had nothing to do with it
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Today's edition Jimmy Kimmel ripping on Sean Hannity for 2 minutes
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Yesterday, we found out Hannity was one of Cohen's three clients. Today, we learn he also uses two of Trump's other laywers. Pure coincidence, I bet
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman, 28, blows all $220,000 inheritance from her father in nine months - $150,000 on drugs, and the remaining $70,000 on alcohol, clothes and a car - which she later crashed. Added bonus: she's single
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
While the GOP candidate being ahead by 10 points in the special election to replace Rep Trent Franks in a district Franks carried by 37 wasn't ideal, it at least made the GOP confident they could avoid another embarrassment. Then came today's polls
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Reuters)
 
 
 
In today's economy, one must acquire the skills to succeed. And now you, too, can become a certified auxiliary cellphone exorcist
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(The Columbian)
 
 
 
Remember those new Russian sanctions Haley promised for today? Trump just found out about them
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Season 2 of Star Trek: Discovery begins filming today. Here's what we know so far (mild casting-related spoilers)
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
"Bracott" planned for today in response to nipple band-aid incident
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Front page news in the UK today involves an older couple outraged they can't buy meat pies before 9AM at their favorite grocer
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Sun April 15, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Don't forget about the NBA Playoffs today with four great games: Will the Celtics beat the Bucks? Can the Cavaliers stop the Pacers? Can the Thunder silence the Jazz? Will the Rockets blast off against the Wolves? Will anyone on Fark care? Tip-off at 1pm ET on TNT
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Sat April 14, 2018
(WOODTV Grand Rapids)
 
 
 
Automation-friendly dairy farm augments robot milking machines with cow fitness trackers to monitor health. Yup, walked 8 steps today
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Lexington Herald Leader)
 
 
 
Kentucky Gov. Matt Bevins (R-eal scumbag) says that because schools were closed due to teacher walkouts, "I guarantee you somewhere in Kentucky today a child was sexually assaulted that was left at home because there was nobody there to watch them"
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Sources say that today is the last day for Sessions and Rosenstein and America
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today in badassery, the only female kick-boxing instructor in Saudi Arabia
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Announcement that an announcement on Rosenstein will occur between 2pm and 4pm today
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
With no other major stories going on today, news outlets ask the hard hitting question: "Why is the Coke Zero Twitter account locked?"
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Today's elementary school teacher showing nude photo to class on projector comes to you from Kansas City
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
In today's episode of, "The Stupid at Fox News, It Burns," Michael Cohen is a member of ISIS, and that's why the FBI raided his home and office
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Stuff.co.nz)
 
 
 
If you've ever wondered what two black holes smashing into each other sounds like, today is your lucky day
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Today's geography fail is brought to you by CBS Evening News
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
The 2nd leg of the Europa League is today. Arsenal travel to Moscow;Sporting Lisbon hosts Atlético Madrid;Salsburg has Lazio in town; andMarseille has RB Leipzig. Hosts all looking to overcome deficits from the first leg. All games kick off at 3:05ET
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(Variety)
 
 
 
ESPN debuts its new online streaming service today. Anyone buying?
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
I received a letter from the tax guys. As I opened it I pretended it was cheque. It was a notification of a sales tax refund. It was like a fantasy come true. Aren't I the lucky ducky today? $200 is $200. Will miracles never cease? 1st question 1st
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(Fark)
 
 
 
National Beer Day was last week. As was School Librarian Day, Tell a Lie Day, and National Rat Day. Today is National Siblings Day, so grab your brother or sister and take the Weekly Weird News Quiz, April 1-7 Silly Holiday Edition
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Tue April 10, 2018
(WGNO)
 
 
 
Wendy 'Cheetah Print' Vitter to have Senate confirmation hearing today
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Run of the mill sex robots are so yesterday. Today it's all about transgender sex robots for curious couples experimenting with his and hers sexy parts
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
It takes a special kind of candidate to get recognized in today's political climate. CT Gubernatorial Candidate Lee Whitnum: "Hold my beer"
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Mon April 09, 2018
(National Park Service)
 
 
 
Today is "National Former POW Recognition Day". Thank you for your service
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today marks Morgan Shepherd's 1000th start (and park) Come celebrate as he pilots the #89 Racing With Jesus car for a few laps, then enjoy the rest of the Xfinity My Bariatric Solutions 300 at Texas Motor Speedway at 3 pm EDT live on FOX
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Fri April 06, 2018
(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
No clever repartee today as Sander's constant condescending lies are wearing this Farker out. Any tips to maintain what little sanittly I have left? This is YOUR WH Press Briefing (LGT C-SPAN @ nowhere near 2pm EDT)
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Isao Takahata, who you might know as that guy who made that cartoon that makes EVERYbody cry (no, the other one, no the OTHER one), passed away today at 82 years old
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Thu April 05, 2018
(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
Quarterfinals for the Europa League start today. Arsenal vs CSKA; Atletico Madrid vs Sporting Lisbon; Lasio vs Salsburg; and Leipzig vs Marseille. Games start at 3:05 PM ET
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(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Police find grow operation in suspect's home after road rage stabbing in Kenosha is the most Wisconsin story you'll read today
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(The Masters Tournament)
 
 
 
Golf's rite of spring and quest for the Green Jacket begins today. Streaming coverage begins at 9:15 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A Tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Metal Injection)
 
Video
 
If you've ever wondered what species of birds some heavy metal singers sound like, then today is your lucky day
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(CNN)
 
 
 
According to a settlement of her sexual harassment claims against Bill O'Reilly that a judge refused to keep under seal today, Andrea Mackris was required to lie, even under oath, and deny the harassment ever occurred if asked
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Because Facebook wasn't enough of a scourge on humanity, today's Phillies-Mets game is being added to its loathsome mixture of political idiocy, quack medicine, inspirational glurge and Fark links
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
32A: This singer, accordion player and actor created today's NY Time crossword. (8 letters)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Today's weird-but-true economics story: Widespread adoption of electric vehicles will threaten: (a) the independent service station, (b) tanker-truck drivers, or (c) energy drink makers
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Tue April 03, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
When Trump was elected, markets rejoiced. Fast forward to today, and -- whoops
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Here's what 7 Wonders of the World would look like today if they hadn't been destroyed. Best computer reconstruction project ever
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Drive)
 
 
 
Today, in military analysis: "A Definitive Audit of How Many Weapons Doug Masters Launched From His F-16 in Iron Eagle"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Affluenza" teen who killed four is to be released from prison today. Says he is looking forward to getting on with his life, perhaps get a Cabinet position
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(KFOR Oklahoma City)
 
 
 
Oklahoma teachers tired of working up to 6 jobs to make ends meet (that's not a typo) go on strike today. Six. Jobs
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
China slaps tariffs on over 120 U.S. imports, taking effect today. So tired from so much winning. Subby needs to take a nap
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Sun April 01, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Tesla to factory workers yesterday: Hey, wouldn't it be great if you guys could build 5,000 cars today? Also: Johnson
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Easter bunnies are so last year, it's all about the Easter guinea pig today. Soooooo ..here's Peach the hairless guinea to start off the new tradition
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Sat March 31, 2018
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Today is Christopher Walken's 75th birthday. If only Fark had a tag for him
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Eight days 'til playoffs, still 13 teams gunning for 9 spots. Nine of those teams play today and two teams already locked in play in a potential Stanley Cup preview. 1st puck drop @ 1pm EDT. Stop laughing, I did say potential. Pierre, you shut up, too
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Fri March 30, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Dead man found in woods today. Authorities will wait until Sunday to see how this plays out
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(Some Nerd Guy)
 
 
 
Today is TIANGONG-1's Reentry Eve's Eve. What are you doing to prepare?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If your fetish is watching Katy Perry stuff her face full of chicken, today is your lucky day
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Iceland Review)
 
 
 
How crazy is the bad weather in Iceland today? How about "flying rocks" crazy
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Jersey City police officers allegedly drag Domino's manager in fight over pizza delivery in the most Jersey story you'll read today
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Today is Opening Day. So here's looking back at Star Trek: Deep Space Nine's obsession with baseball
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(Sporting News)
 
 
 
Our long national off-season is over, as the 2018 MLB season starts today - the earliest opening day in history, with all 30 teams in action. It begins with the Cubs at the Marlins, 12:30pm EDT on ESPN
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
And today's "miracle dietary supplement" is.... (throws dart at wall)
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Oh, put me in coach, I'm ready to play today. Put me in coach, I'm ready to play today. Look at me, gotta be, centerfield. Yeah
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Dutch schoolteacher who saved hundreds of Jewish children during Holocaust dies at 107. We could really use more people like him today. Godspeed sir
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(One America News Network)
 
 
 
Today marks 39 years since the Three Mile Island nuclear accident In Pennsylvania. There were no reported deaths or injuries as a result of the accident, but health experts are studying whether the radiation leak led the creation of Philly Fan
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Sci-Fi writer David Gerrold wizards up today's smartphone in 1999, including the inherent privacy problems one would have with such a device
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Todays news from Canada: Mom breastfeeds baby in locker room during hockey intermission
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(Reporter Herald)
 
 
 
Today in alternate history letters to the editor: What if Trump were President in December 1941?
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Tue March 27, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
NRA: No no, we can't possibly explain what elections we spend our illegal foreign funding on. Oh crap, I shouldn't have said it we used it on elections. Oh crap. I definitely shouldn't have said it was illegal. *sighs* There's not enough death today
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Today in Bizarro World, I find myself agreeing with Pat Robertson
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(The Gazette)
 
 
 
Today, March 25, is National Waffle Day. So maybe have some for dinner. Or don't. Well, maybe after dinner
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(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It snowed in Martinsville Saturday night. Sunday was still too snowy. Today we'll have a Cup/Truck double header (we hope). Conclusion of Truck Series Alpha Energy Solutions 250 at 11am EDT, followed by the Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series STP 500 at 2pm(ish), both on FS1
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
10 EU countries (and maybe America) plan to expel Russian diplomats today because the Russians won't stop being asshats
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Sun March 25, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The legendary Howard Cosell was born 100 years ago today. You children on my lawn are now free to wax idiotic on how the likes of Stephen A. Smith, Joe Buck, John Sterling and Skip Bayless are somehow superior
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bring back the baby names from years gone by, Shirley they can't be as bad as the names we give our snowflakes today (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat March 24, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
12, 12 NHL games today, ah ha ha ha ha. Only two hockey Saturdays left in the regular season, so every game is important. Except for the ones that aren't, you know who you are. First faceoff @ 3pm ET. STIFLE YOURSELF, PIERRE
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Millennials now think overpriced mashed avocados on toast is so yesterday, pineapples are now today
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Half a million students in DC and more across the country and the world are marching today for their lives. Go support them locally if you can
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Today is National Cheesesteak Day ...and what better way to celebrate it than with the 20 best from Jersey (where better cheesesteaks come from) while those two Philly guys beat themselves over the head in their ongoing feud
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Fri March 23, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
The best movie review containing the words "Thunder Urethra" you will read today
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
The best Forever stamp of all time is being issued today
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(LA Daily News)
 
 
 
Guitar Center's $1 billion debt: "Most of what's really selling today is rap and hip hop. That's outpacing other forms of music and they don't use a lot of recognizable musical instruments"
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(GOG)
 
 
 
Don't be a tuna head - Browse the Friday Fark Gaming Thread today. Link goes to GOG where Maniac Mansion, and Curse of Monkey Island make their debuts. What have you been playing? What games are you trying to finally complete or pondering buying?
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Today's news in The Termite Wars- Termite colonies send their elderly termites to die first
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Be a Toys R Us kid while you can; liquidation sales start today
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Wed March 21, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Want some nostalgia for today? Here are 25 fast-food restaurants you will never eat at again. Which ones are the most worthy of bringing back?
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