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headlines found matching 'Toast'
Wed November 18, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
The people of England are irate over how Nigella Lawson butters her toast. And by "butters her toast", literally how she puts butter on her toast
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Fri October 30, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Yes, you shot the toaster. It's still laughing
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Hipsters proclaim avocado toast OVER, are now into figs on sourdough toast. "Trends website HypeBae called it the ultimate fall breakfast"
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Wed October 28, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
Lily Allen on the joy of masturbation in a relationship. "If you're hungry, you don't wait until your partner gets home to have a slice of toast"
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Tue October 27, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Pollster wizard Nate Silver wonders if Biden is toast if he loses Pennsylvania, says it doesn't really need to be must-win for him
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Fri October 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
San Francisco might be an overpriced hive of Biden voting, avocado toast eating, crystal grabbing hippies, but at least the Hope Lutheran Church Day School decided to return the stolen endangered lemur to the zoo, so that's nice
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Thu October 15, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I love the smell of desperation in the morning. The smell, you know that burnt toast smell, his fried, Adderall tweaked brain. Smells like...victory
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Wed October 14, 2020
(Mashed)
 
 
 
It's about time snack crackers were ranked, and it's about time Toast Chee got some love
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Mon October 12, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Conservatives know Trump is toast, but they're relishing the fact that they're getting a Supreme Court Justice out of his failures
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Sun October 11, 2020
(Goal)
 
 
 
Cold-weather foods soon. Spaghetti: meatballs, meat sauce or sans meat? Chunky veggies or super smooth? Tomato or Alfredo? Preferred pasta shape? Let's talk garlic toast, too
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Fri October 09, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Apparently, the total value of all the avocado toast and participation trophies accounts for less than 5% of all U.S. wealth, while bootstraps, landlines, and onion belts are worth over 50%
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
I've heard this term bandied-about a lot in the last year or so, but not prior to that. Where did this resurgence of the word come from?
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Thu October 08, 2020
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Fluffernutter Day, so find yourself a good fluffer and get to nutting
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Invalid premise; anything is a breakfast food if you're brave enough
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Invalid premise; anything is a breakfast food if you're brave enough
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Food 52)
 
 
 
Apparently there is a kitchen-ware company named 'SMEG' who sells products like the SMEG toaster, SMEG blender and the SMEG citrus juicer
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Fry your eggs in too much butter." Which is maybe possible, technically
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"Fry your eggs in too much butter." Which is maybe possible, technically
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Sat September 26, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Forget the face of Jesus on a piece of toast, here is the face of Elvis on a giant wave
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
New research says avocados can be cryogenically frozen and taken to Mars, where they will last for about 57 minutes before becoming black and overripe
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Without an inordinate amount of coffee NO breakfast is complete
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Yeah, but avocado toast
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson trolled by Italians for her 'abomination' of a Marmite pasta recipe. Probably rightly so (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Celebrity chef Nigella Lawson trolled by Italians for her 'abomination' of a Marmite pasta recipe. Probably rightly so (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri September 11, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Whether Biden wins or loses, godless demoncrat libs are going to kill conservatives, abort their fetii and make them eat avocado toast with soy milk lattes, there'll be blood everywhere
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Sat September 05, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Cinnamon Toast Crunch is doing really well during the pandemic, mainly because of all the farkers whose kids eat six-foot-high piles of it for breakfast
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
US whiskey lovers: do your drinking duty and help ensure the supply of bourbon barrels; plant more American white oak
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Mon August 31, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
How to devise the perfect unexpected flavor combination (when you're not mega-baked)
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
2/3 of college students are worried about their money. The rest just saw their weed dealer and are now chill and toasty
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Sun August 30, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
This smart tape measure is an asshole and the toaster's been laughing at me
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Mon August 24, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Can the progressive religious left flip the Bible Belt for Joe Biden? Let's butter up Jesus on toast and find out
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Thu August 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
You can have your pumpkin spice, I'll be over here sprinkling Cinnadust on everything
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Wed August 19, 2020
(WFTV Orlando)
 
 
 
Girl Scouts add French-toast inspired cookie to their 2021 annual sale, that's shaped like slices of bread topped with icing. Take my money now
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Wed August 12, 2020
(Food Network)
 
 
 
Check out this quick and easy Chimichangas recipe
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Fri July 31, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Two dogs are rescued after spending eight days in a UK hole. They're delighted to be home with a slice of Mom's humble pie
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