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Sun May 20, 2018
(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists perplexed by sperm whales' lack of genetic diversity. Either they tend to stay in their parents' basements, or 100,000 years ago something killed lots of them
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Hasta la Bautista
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British barbecue is exactly as tasty as you'd expect
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Signs of the apocalypse: the Northeast is building arks due to torrential flooding, the British Royal Family is not 100% white, and National Review has a surprisingly non-derpy opinion on mass shootings
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ten artists who have delivered B+, but never A, work. YOU TAKE THAT BACK ABOUT BILLY JOEL THE MAN IS A GOD. Also, Wilco is barely a D
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Sat May 19, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The world watches as an American actress weds a British Prince who is 6th in line for the throne. How many times will the breathless announcer say "As is tradition?" Will someone make it a spectacle? The Royal Wedding begins on BBC America at 6am ET
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
50 years ago, scientists warned of the extinction of the Dusky Seaside Sparrow. Guess what? The Dusky Seaside Sparrow went extinct in the '80s. Not everything has a happy ending, people
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British jockey jailed after leading police on high-speed chase, clocked at 114 mph. The horse was last seen in the stable talking trash about Justify, American Pharoah, and Secretariat
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Fri May 18, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Scientist comes back from watching Infinity War for the 10th time, calculates the actual strength of Thanos. Spoiler alert: He's really strong
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Subway to advertise foot-long dildos
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Thu May 17, 2018
(WNEP Scranton)
 
 
 
"Social media is a great venue for advertising auctions," says man who sold out of 200 caskets in about 45 minutes
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Tis but a flesh wound
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(Military.com)
 
 
 
Office Depot buys advertising on back of all newly issued VA ID cards, allowing DVA to provide cards for free and thus making Office Depot the supporting-the-troopsiest office supply company in America
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(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
How members of the British royal family get their last names. 'Earl of Dumbass' already claimed in the politics tab
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Wed May 16, 2018
(NHL)
 
 
 
WCF Game 3 in the quest for Lord Stanley's Cup. Tied at 1 game apiece, which team has done the upkeep on their winning form? Will the Jets bust the dam wide open or will the Knights chastise them on the bounce? Winnipeg/Vegas @ 9pm ET. SUP, FC, ETC
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(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'Let us remember when Toronto's José Bautista ate the meanest punch in baseball brawl history'
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(myAJC)
 
 
 
"There is arguably nothing that satisfies more simply and universally than cheese melted on toasted bread"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Novartis' top lawyer bails because the company bribed Cohen to get good favor with Trump
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Tue May 15, 2018
(WAFB Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Apparently instead of putting the E in DARE, this police department decided to put it in nepotism
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scottish First Minister wants to ban two-for-one pizza deals. Pizza-loving Scots: Over our pizza-loving dead bodies
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Jupiter's moon Europa gives scientists new hope for finding signs of alien life with new NASA mission
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists transplant memories between sea snails via injection. Memories were reportedly of a square yellow sea sponge, and saying the word "meow" over and over
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
New picture book of nostalgic postcards and photos depicts famous and charming British seaside hotels during their prime, when every day was like Sunday
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Mon May 14, 2018
(Men's Health)
 
 
 
Millennials are consuming more tissues and hand lotion than any other age group
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Swiss prosecutor to examine the many holes in Novartis' cheesy story about Cohen payment
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
Will Jinder be unhindered by Roman? Will Owens knock Seth on his crumpet. Will Bo Dallas and Curtis Axel have a spot of tea? Will Alexa, Bayley, or Mickie join the women's MITB? WWE Raw heads to jolly old England 8pm EDT USA
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Sun May 13, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
'I never thought leopards would eat MY face,' sobs woman who voted for the Leopards Eating People's Faces Party to the British House of Commons
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Sat May 12, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists to use Neanderthal DNA to grow mini-brains so that they can learn the differences between Neanderthal and Homo Sapien. They are currently using Republican midterm candidates and alt-right guys to approximate the same thing
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Man sues Halo Top ice cream because halos are usually yellow and yellow reminds him of butter and butter is usually creamy and Halo Top is not creamy so therefore it's false advertising
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Fri May 11, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why dogs go crazy when they see a squirrel
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Dentists offer a "free whitening" service, decide to dress in traditional Japanese, Native American, and Scottish garb for the ad campaign. Naturally, people are upset
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Thu May 10, 2018
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Novartis CEO: I have made a *terrible* mistake
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate that a pyramid made out of the right combination of materials can be completely invisible to Sonar. So if our navy is ever attacked by the ancient Egyptians, we're farked
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Indian investor in revolutionary electric device that could magnetize rice has second thoughts after the dedicated 'scientists' kept cancelling experiments due to bad weather. His first thoughts were worth $200,000
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(Earther)
 
 
 
Scientists secret science of seashell seeking surpasses simply selling seashells at seashores
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British sex expert reveals exact dirty words to say that will turn on your partner and won't embarrass you in bed. "Think of England" is suspiciously absent
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Wed May 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
So, how exactly did the scientists working on osteoporosis cure end up figuring out that it would also cure baldness if used as a shampoo? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hepatitis B: the B stands for Bronze Age
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen reached out to Novartis' then-CEO Joe Jimenez in 2017, "promis[ing] access to not just Trump, but also the circle around him. It was almost as if we were hiring him as a lobbyist"
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After a first meeting, Novartis realized that Cohen and his firm Essential Consultants LLC weren't so essential, but they kept paying him--and people keep saying that Trump's lawyer is dumb. How many companies are paying YOU money for nothing?
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
Novartis paid nearly $400,000 to a shell company controlled by Michael Cohen, almost enough to cover one one round of the cancer therapy Kymriah
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Tue May 08, 2018
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Some beer has extra body, says scientist who hasn't come back for his beer
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a possible vaccine for autism
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British expert on UFOs: Mate, I'm not sayin' it was aliens, but it was bloody aliens alright (with picture of some starlings that are not actually UFOs)
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Scientists have trained a spider to jump on demand." Reread those first five words
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(Vox)
 
 
 
You can't get a vaccine against Lyme disease but your dog can because who cares if Fido gets autism?
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Mon May 07, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
The 2016 election was far from a fluke, it was a backlash against globalism, secularism and coastal elitism by a coalition that is not going away
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Once, a negative Pitchfork review could sideline a music career; everyone remembers the review they gave the Jet album, for example. And some of those artists are still trying to overcome that very public negativity
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Internet scientists looking at traffic analysis say that 10 PM hour, long used for sexy time, is now chiefly used for Netflix time. "The huge growth in streaming may make it harder to meet Britain's future peak winter electricity demands"
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Sun May 06, 2018
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Miles the Monster is ready to attack. The Monster Energy NASCAR Cup Series AAA 400 Drive for Autism at Dover is at 2pm ET on FS1 (weather permitting)
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Sat May 05, 2018
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a genetic adaptation to cold in humans. It also helps create migraines. Thanks evolution, farking thanks a lot
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(Independent)
 
 
 
UK hotel chain unveils new vending machines targeted at weddings. Like who hasn't been about to walk down the aisle and needed a dress or last minute makeup artist
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Michael Avenatti is a raging, preening egotist. And yet, he could take down Donald Trump
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Having cured cancer, scientists have moved on to forcing crocodiles to listen to classical music while scanning them with MRI machines
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists have created a living embryo in a laboratory without using either egg or sperm in groundbreaking advance in cloning, or as it's known in the South: making cousins (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu May 03, 2018
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Hawaii just passes bill banning coral reef killing sunscreen products. Explanation for our British Farkers: Sunscreen is a lotion that is capable of absorbing some of the sun's UV radiation and thus helps protect against sunburn
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Scottish woman has rare disorder that causes her to vomit up to 30 times a day. Doctor advises her to just stop ordering the haggis
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Last year's solar eclipse set off wave in upper atmosphere. Scientists having trouble determining impact as particles keep standing up, sitting down
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Plump Scottish Fold cat is local and social-media celebrity for stolidly climbing 136-meter hill with her owner every week in attempt to maintain current health. "Chami appears to care little about people in her surroundings"
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(Independent)
 
 
 
CamAnal intrusions provide Brexit out for British MP
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(AOL)
 
 
 
NASA scientists suggest we search the moon for evidence of lizard people. No, really
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
UK factory growth hits a 17-month low in April. Apparently with helpful photo of British manufacturing
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(Space.com)
 
 
 
Attoboy. A very good scientist develops an attoclock capable tracking electron movements in the timescale of a millionth of a billionth of a second. Yes he is good scientist. Now let me scratch your belly
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
100 years ago, two shipwrecks during the Great War resulted in a small Scottish island that buried the dead soldiers who washed ashore. The noble actions of those islanders will be remembered next week in a ceremony
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Mon April 30, 2018
(Futurism)
 
 
 
Scientists may have discovered a multi-verse. Subby plans to visit until the year 2020
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Scientists have no idea why one of the largest geysers at Yellowstone is erupting
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Sun April 29, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Not news: Many cover artists are paying tribute to Avicii. Fark: Including this church bell tower
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A scientist spent years studying a gene. Then she had a baby with an extremely rare disorder tied to it
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Sat April 28, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
World's oldest spider dies at age 43. Scientists to gather additional information on the web
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Ha Ha...we're all going to DIE. Scientists now say it's 100 percent certain Earth will get hit by a catastrophic asteroid and we'll all be wiped out at any moment
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Fri April 27, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Dear Two Scoops, Before you get too excited, a highly partisan, incomplete, and deeply flawed report by a broken House Committee means nothing. Love, former CIA Director
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(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tom Arnold sequesters himself in a Torrance Starbucks restroom to pen wacky incest songs as British woman announces that she is her own Grandma
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Greece's parliament is found to have no jurisdiction to investigate alleged bribes by Swiss drugmaker Novartis, so obviously they did nothing wrong in the history of ever and are good boys
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mass firing at RedState to purge those "insufficiently partisan"
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(Quartz)
 
 
 
Duke biologist rocks colleagues who incorrectly thought mantis shrimps use tiny boxing gloves and beefy muscle-bound arms to punch through crab shells, proves that in fact they use springs to do so, and that the process is found all over nature
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Thu April 26, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Police looking for a connection between two heads found 150 miles away, fear the work of separatists
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Scientists release the most detailed star chart of the Milky Way to date and show no ragerts at all
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 15,000-year-old giant sloth footprints in southern New Mexico. It could be all the way up to Albuquerque by now
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Woman becomes the first in the world to remove her own breast implants. "I just got the knife and I did a tiny little incision on the original scar tissue and I couldn't feel a thing. I thought 'Oh, this doesn't hurt. Great'"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(Autistic and Unapologetic)
 
 
 
Guardians of the Galaxy depicts autism better than Rain Man. It already depicted Star Wars better than the last six of those films, so more the merrier
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist that developed the nerve agent for spookicide was run over by a car. Move along, comrade
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that the Neandertals might have sailed the Mediterranean 130,000 years ago, possibly searching for a lost 'H'
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(Right Wing Watch)
 
 
 
Jim Bakker says God gave us two scientists who were going to cure cancer, but they were aborted as babies
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Tue April 24, 2018
(Chronicle of Higher Education)
 
 
 
Well known student loan expert, Drew Cloud, never existed. Well known bourbon expert, Drew Curtis, exists
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Tammy Duckworth broke a huge barrier for women with bipartisan implications
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Arctic circles within the Arctic Circle baffle NASA scientists, Yo Dawg meme
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Flipping Cohen may not be so easy. Flipping Cohen off still immensely satisfying
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Mon April 23, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The Russian scientist who stole all your Facebook data on behalf of Cambridge Analytica wants you to know he's very sorry he did that, but really, when you think about it, it's Facebook's fault for not catching him sooner
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists modify fruit flies so they'll orgasm whenever they see a red light, ensuring they'll never speed on a yellow to beat the red
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
FCC's top lawyer defends the attendance of the Commissions's Republicans at the CONSERVATIVE Political Action Conference (CPAC) because he deems the Republican-only event devoted to promoting Republican policy, to be "nonpartisan"
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Indiana health officials are advising residents to get vaccinated for hepatitis A if their summer plans include visits to Kentucky or Michigan
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists 'confident' that polygon features seen on Mars were formed by MUD, speculate they cover a maze of twisty underground passages, all alike
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
There is no such thing as an autism mouse, scientists say. For one thing, they aren't exactly social butterflies, and predilection for shirts and gloves says nothing about their brain chemistry
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Smallville cultist Chloe collared
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Youtuber eats 120-year old beef from vintage British MRE, doesn't die. 'Cool' tag narrowly beats out 'Sick' and 'Dumbass.' Is also only the second-oldest thing he's eaten
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist warns smartphones are as addictive as heroin. Fortunately, they're much harder to inject. (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You rent a Airbnb house that is advertised as 'child friendly' and your toddler breaks a bottle of port and ruins the carpet. Should you pay for the damage?
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientists grow human brain in a mouse. Are you pondering what I'm pondering? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Scotsman)
 
 
 
Scottish castle reopens after "very angry badger" leaves
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
New artist takes over the 85-year-old "Nancy" comic strip. Fans are outraged because it's actually funny
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists use "DNA" to try to find lost siblings. Maybe they should try Ancestry.com or 23andme
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
In the true spirit of bipartisanship, McTurtle to change Senate schedule to prevent vulnerable Democrats from campaigning
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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
British neurosurgeon, who apparently has never watched Futurama, reveals that decapitated heads could live on for years (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
"And now the Billboard nominees for "Top Rap Female Artist" category are; the 'Cash me ousside' girl, Nicki Minaj, Cardi B". Wait, WHAT?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
In a move that is shocking to absolutely no one, Grand Turtle McConnell will not allow a bipartisanship bill protecting Mueller to come to the floor for a vote
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Tue April 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
As Glenn Beck's media empire collapses, he sells off his jet, fires numerous employees, fails to join Trump cult. C'mon Glenn, just start tweeting like a maniac. It's how you attract the cultists. Say hate-filled stuff, they'll love ya
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(MyRecipes)
 
 
 
Enterprising teen starts a GoFundMe because he isn't into some weird fetish, he just wants to bathe in KFC gravy
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, at the British Milk Council
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Mon April 16, 2018
(Wikimedia)
 
 
 
Photoshop this Khan-artist
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
After scanning the genetic code of 300,000 people, nearly 80 genes linked to depression have been discovered by scientists. But you don't care. Not really. You can't
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The bipartisan plan for the debt crisis? Do absolutely nothing
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Sun April 15, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists say the Kanye stone-faced scowl is counterproductive in most social situations and doesn't actually make you look cool
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Sat April 14, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Not satisfied with editing movie and TV scripts and tearing down statues, Woke Cops move on to songs from yesteryear to purify history
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Jim Mattis contradicts Trump on the Syria assault
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Fri April 13, 2018
(WPTV)
 
 
 
Scientists discover Stonefish have switchblades in their heads, which is what happens when you mess with the Sharks
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(BBC)
 
 
 
BBC under fire for decision to broadcast Emperor Palpatine reading a transcript of the most notorious speech in British political history
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
London man breaks the law by advertising his sausage by the inch when he should have been using millimeters... Probably false advertising
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
British actor Alex Beckett leaves The Way of The World at 35
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Wed April 11, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
GOP statehouse candidate: "We've never had Muslims here in Oregon, ever, until now. Jewish liberals are opening up the borders... And then they wonder why there's anti-Semitism." Jerry: "You're not gonna open with THAT, are you?"
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(Action News Jacksonville)
 
 
 
Dad stunned to find out his teenage boy paid $480 for one hour with a blond Scottish prostitute
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Tue April 10, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Scientists have figured out an infectious protein is behind Alzheimer's and replacing it with a kinder one can reverse the damage. I would repeat this headline, but I don't need to anymore
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Apparently besides letting drunken tourists ride buffaloes naked in the Philippines, the government also isn't fond of you advertising 'DRUGS, SEX, BEER, RUM, COKE' at your backpacker bar either
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
European Commission raids British headquarters of Rupert Murdoch's 21st Century Fox
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The list of companies still willing to advertise on Laura Ingraham's show has gotten slim, fast, and as of now Slimfast isn't one of them
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Welcome the newest The British Virgin Island Marlins
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Mon April 09, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
It's been fifteen years since the release of "Get Rich or Die Trying," so naturally Curtis "Half Dollar" Jackson thinks a nostalgia tour is in order
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(TV Overmind)
 
 
 
Warp speed Gandalf: Artists add Star Wars characters to old thrift store paintings
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Sun April 08, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Ingraham and her seventeen ... twelve ... nine ... four remaining advertisers due back at Fox tomorrow following her "vacation". Let's see if anyone notices
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Sat April 07, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA scientist and space rock
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Remember when scientists said they were "real close" to cloning the extinct woolly mammoth and bringing the species back to life? Well, they intend to start this year, having apparently never seen a single Jurassic Park movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Medical News Today)
 
 
 
Cabbage, cauliflower and broccoli can lower the risk of heart disease and stroke. Which will be proven just as soon as scientists find an American who eats cabbage, cauliflower or broccoli
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Fri April 06, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists discover puffins have glow in the dark bills, love of EDM, ecstasy
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Scientists science the shiat out of this
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Artist behind infamous Cristiano Ronaldo statue decides to try again. Key word: 'try'
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Inside Climate News)
 
 
 
Old news: Exxon scientists told their company about climate change decades ago. New news: Shell scientists told their company about climate change decades ago
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
"Scientists have made the most precise measurement of antimatter yet, and the results only deepen the mystery of life, the universe, and everything." Thanks for all the fish
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Scientists think creating a giant sunshade in the sky could solve global warming. Also working on a giant bottle of factor 1000000 sunscreen
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
After studying blue tits up close and in depth, scientists say you should avoid south-facing birdhouses. The more you know™
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(Politico)
 
 
 
The year of magical leftist thinking
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(Herald Online)
 
 
 
Old white guy shocked by racist graffiti on his driveway, has cops take report. "It turned out to be my granddaughter's boyfriend, who is black, making an artistic statement"
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
Scientists discover macaques jump in hot springs to reduce stress as well as stay warm. "In the week the monkeys went for a dip, glucocorticoid concentrations in feces dropped by 20 percent on average compared to a week when they did not bathe"
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists simulate the Viking's dark crystal with computers since the real thing would be too dangerous
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(Yorkshire Post)
 
 
 
Jimmi Simpson and Joe Cole get Black Mirror recognition at BAFTA TV awards. End Of The Farking World nomination confirms British establishment can now think beyond costume drama
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
The scientists at the Daily Fail are predicting DOOM if New York were hit by a 7.0 earthquake, which would result in 6,000 buildings destroyed, mass hysteria, cats and dogs living together
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Tue April 03, 2018
(MassLive)
 
 
 
"Henry" comic strip artist created a forgery of a Norman Rockwell painting so he could keep the original after divorce
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Mon April 02, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Although advertisers have been abandoning her in droves after her Twitter attack on parkland survivor David Hogg, Laura Ingraham has seen a massive flood of supportive messages on Twitter...most of them from Russian bot accounts, true, but still
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Sun April 01, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Jimi Hendrix's estate illustrates how to succeed in selling a dead artist's music: listen to the fans, insist on quality, and, for fark's sake, don't let "guest artists" anywhere near it
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Sat March 31, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Tomi Lahren wonders how come she still has advertisers? She's just as big a lowlife as Laura Ingraham. She'd like a week off too. It's just so unfair
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Where did the Easter Bunny come from? Ask this Dead German scientist
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(World News)
 
 
 
Scientists find what may be the remains of a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex. It was located next to one heck of a teething ring
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Vice)
 
 
 
Amorous authors' Amazon rankings pounded by advertising-amicable algorithms. Chuck Tingle submitted this article with a better headline
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
British water company to homeowners: "Please don't flush your piranha down the toilet"
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
If your fetish is watching Katy Perry stuff her face full of chicken, today is your lucky day
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Helen Hunt gives update on 'Mad about You' reboot. Although most viewers were satisfied when the network gave it the boot the first time
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Pop Culture Uncovered)
 
 
 
How are guns like the X-Men? THEY'RE NOT. A rebuttal to that ridiculous link by "Some Guy" from yesterday. (P.S. Rob Liefeld does suck as an artist, though)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
James Mattis accidentally refers to John Bolton by Bolton's secret identity
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scientists study collapsing cavitation bubbles in the synovial fluid inside a metacarpophalangeal joint during an articular release... aka knuckle cracking
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Top Thursday games include Lightning-Bruins, Penguins-Devils, Sharks-Predators, and seven others to satisfy your hunger for hockey. The playoffs are getting closer. The puck drops at 7pm EDT
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Laura Ingraham issues non-pology to David Hogg because of Jesus, and totally not because advertisers are fleeing her show
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Do you like someone yanking up your underwear right up into your genitals? If so welcome to the nerdy and uncomfortable world of wedgie fetishes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
And while her brother takes care of the advertisers, Lauren Hogg tags in to powerslam Laura "seeking Kyle" Ingraham. Wow, that's gotta hurt
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Fox "News" host mocks Parkland survivor/activist David Hogg for being rejected by four colleges. Boss Hogg posts host's top 12 advertisers. Them Fox boys is gettin' themselves into a whole heap of trouble. Again. Still
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(Digital Spy)
 
Weeners
 
British dick spotted
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Area around Jesus' baptism site being cleared of land mines. Because someone slathered Jesus' baptism site in land mines, just what Jesus would have wanted
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Wed March 28, 2018
(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Scottish wildcats look like your average house cat, but grow much larger - like 4ft from nose to tail
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(NPR)
 
 
 
The SCOTUS' decision to hear a gerrymandering case about a MD district that was altered to benefit Dems, after hearing one about WI's map, which was altered to benefit the GOP, MAY be a hint they are about to abolish partisan Gerrymandering entirely
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
So, it turns out the crowds at the March for Our Lives were a lot smaller and older than reported, and most just came out to see Ariana Grande. And this was determined by a SCIENTIST doing SCIENCE, so there's absolutely no doubt it's true
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(NPR)
 
 
 
For some reason, scientists aren't keen on one company's idea to create on-demand meteor showers. Pfft. What a bunch of party poopers
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Are the users of the egg spoon pretentious elitists or are the detractors sexist?
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(The Tennessean)
 
 
 
Frank Page, CEO of Southern Baptist Convention, retires for having "'morally inappropriate' relationship." Judging from what's cool with Baptists these days, he wasn't having affair with female porn star then
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Was Oasis the best British band since Led Zeppelin? Maybe these ten reasons will convince you
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Tue March 27, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scientist are investigating smoking elephants in India. Not only do I not understand the attraction, where do you find wrapping paper large enough to go around it?
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(SoundCloud)
 
 
 
But soft, what light through yonder window breaks? 'Tis Part the II of Plan the IX, From Space, featuring Dana Gould, Greg DiConstanzo, Tim Blaney, Frank Dietz, Jackey Raye Neyman Jones, and a couple of Farkettes
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NYPD saves suicidal man suffering from advanced MineCraft Pixelitis attempting to jump off an isometric bridge. With video goodness
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Mon March 26, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Photographer who spent 10 years documenting militarization of the U.S.-Mexico border, on paramilitary patrols: "I don't question their patriotism. Their effectiveness is another matter"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Chinese computer scientists develop hat with brim-mounted infrared LED that can fool facial recognition software, appear to have an unreasonable hatred toward Moby
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
"Catholics basically believe the same thing as Baptists believe. We just do it without the rhythm. But we try. We try. We are not as without rhythm as our Jewish brothers and sisters." Democrats, amirite?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Research shows definite link between vaccines and autism, according to this misleading tagline. Fark's, not CNN's
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The bootlace worm grows up to 55 meters long, so naturally scientists wanted to provoke them
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(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
"{Cambridge Analytica Whistle-blower} Wylie says that Bolton's PAC was alarmed by polling trends showing that more and more Americans viewed war unfavorably - and it wanted to construct an advertising campaign aimed at reversing those views"
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(Silicon Republic)
 
 
 
Scientists stunned to capture first mating footage of bizarre anglerfish, but not as stunned as the anglerfish was when it realized its mating was being filmed
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(Vancouver Sun)
 
 
 
Trip to dentist leads to (a) loss of 12 pounds, (b) deadly heart infection, (c) bizarre, bulging lump on right hand, or (d) all of the above
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Thu March 22, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Scientists develop portable brain scanner, described as gamechanger in neural care, high fashion
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(Sydney Morning Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists discover pill that restores vitality, reverses body clock, turning old mice new again. Human trials planned soon in Florida 55-and-older-only trailer park
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(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Cory Booker (D) and Jeff Flake (R) have bipartisan snowball fight on Capitol Hill. Rest of America continues to burn in hell of their own creation
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The strange, uplifting tale of "Joy of Cooking" versus the food scientist
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Scottish comedian charged with a hate crime for posting a video of himself teaching his dog to perform a Nazi salute on command to piss off his girlfriend (w/video)
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Taking back control: UK surrenders manufacture of post-Brexit, tradtional blue British passports to France
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(National Review)
 
 
 
Coastal elitist liberals are the REAL Confederates
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(Eat Sip Trip)
 
 
 
Can you make an IPA without hops? Apparently yes. Scientists have engineered brewer's yeast to "biosynthesize aromatic monoterpene molecules that impart hoppy flavor to beer by incorporating recombinant DNA derived from yeast, mint, and basil"
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(Bike Sport News)
 
Boobies
 
The British MV Agusta supersport team are looking forward to a long hard season, hoping to have some thrilling fast rides, going deep into the leaderboard, and hopefully excess spilling will be kept at a minimum
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Congress unveils bipartisan spending package that includes $700 billion to our military and less than that for everything else combined
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Wed March 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I throw this dead fish into the Thames because Brexit is a terrible idea. Also, British people are weird
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Scientists intend on sending robots down to visit with Cthulhu
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(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Store clerk finds dropped $1 million winning lottery ticket, returns it to owner. Statisticians still calculating the odds of such kindness
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Glencoe archaeologists discover how rebellious cattle-thieving Clan MacDonald got slaughtered in their Scottish Highland homes and why. The answer: the chief missed a deadline and billeted government troops as was custom
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Bipartisan bill to add important women to the quarter expected to pass as soon as the Harriet Tubman $20 bill gets printed
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
British Parliament summons Mark Zuckerberg to explain "catastrophic failure" and "misleading" statements. Sounds like they are mad. As in "what's all this then?" mad
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(NK News)
 
 
 
In an act of unfettered hostility, Seoul is sending 160 artists, including many K-pop singers, to Pyongyang. Expect war to be declared any day now
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
EU finally CRUMBLES under British negotiating pressure: Britain will now be allowed to negotiate its own deals *squints* after it leaves the EU, giving it *adjusts glasses* one full year to replace *glances off-camera* 750 different trade deals
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump is considering a legal team shakeup, hiring lawyers who advertise on the TV. Rule of thumb: never hire lawyers who advertise on the TV
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Mon March 19, 2018
(CNBC)
 
 
 
All the technical expertise of Geek Squad merged with the caliber of People of Walmart? Sign me up
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(The Drum)
 
 
 
Marketers who prioritize digital advertising have delusions of effectiveness. Bill Hicks wonders from beyond the grave who thought personal tracking and ads that follow people around the Internet were good ideas
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Sat March 17, 2018
(Nature)
 
 
 
Scientists may be able to slow sea level rise. It involves A) freezing glaciers B) building a wall C) artificial islands or D) all of the above
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Congress criticizes scientists for trying to find a super intelligent shade of blue
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Brits are now just 'four meals from anarchy' if Russia cuts off fuel and power to the country over spy poisoning row. Terrible because you know how bad British food is already (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Do You Remember)
 
 
 
So what's the reason that Costco's rotisserie chicken sells out faster than a speeding pullet?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists create silicon diode.... that works on light
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(SETI)
 
 
 
Scientists say space aliens could hack our planet, ask for help moving funds for a prince from Alpha Centauri
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Fri March 16, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Struggling to find a resolution to customs and border issues presented by Brexit, the British government is moving towards an approach of 'fark it, let's just not bother with border checks'
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(The Weekly Standard)
 
 
 
Scientists to major media outlets: Could you all stop with the "spaceflight changed an astronaut's DNA" stories already? The public doesn't need any help being dumber. Thanks
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Thu March 15, 2018
(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop this NASA tomato scientist
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British parents fined £24m for failing to send their kids to school. And you thought raising your brats was expensive
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
New research into the causes of autism should finally convince anti-vaxxers and who am I kidding here?
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Wed March 14, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
"For the first time, scientists had ground and satellite views of Steve. Scientists have now learned, that Steve may be an extraordinary puzzle piece in painting a better picture of how Earth's magnetic fields function." ALL HAIL STEVE
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Scottish lawmakers consent to debate on raising the age of criminal responsibility from eight to 12. Eight years old, dude
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Tillerson gets fired and everyone's just sitting here wondering how Mattis still has a job
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Tue March 13, 2018
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British brewery creates special beer for Prince Harry and Meghan Markle's wedding: Windsor Knot - perfect for when you want to tie one on
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(KRQE News)
 
 
 
New Mexico's new chile license plate wins national award in artistic design, Scoville scale pungency
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(SacBee)
 
 
 
Her Royal Majesty, the California Weed Czar, has grown displeased with weedmaps allowing unlicensed retailers to weedvertise... Weed is not amused
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Mon March 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
House Intelligence Committee is satisfied that there are no more grapefruits left to fark
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Today's Most British News is brought to you from Cornwall, where a National Trust staff member has been reprimanded and marched back to Devon for putting jam on top of the cream on a scone
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Sun March 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
British health officials: Do not be alarmed, but if you ate at the same restaurant as that unfortunate Russian chap and his daughter last week, you might want to wash your clothes and possessions. All is well. I SAID, ALL IS WELL
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
On your next visit, don't be surprised if your dentist shows up to check your teeth wearing a full hazmat breathing mask
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Sat March 10, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Twitter chastised as "dumpster fire" by Kenyan with more than a million followers. No, not that one
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Plain canvas covered in white paint goes for $350,000 because of the light and overlooked artists or some crap
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Fri March 09, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find people stop growing new neurons in their early teens, start destroying them after discovering the Politics tab
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Treasury Secretary Mnuchin: The tariffs won't be as advertised, stop believing misinformation that some uniformed loudmouth idiot is spouting on social media...and by that, I mean the President of the United States
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(BBC)
 
 
 
There are just so many things wrong with the phrase "10 year-old professional make-up artist" I just can't even
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Scientists discover ice-VII inside a diamond. Another sign of the pending Apocalypse, as ice-IX is only two steps away
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Bad news: Millennials are ruining the toothbrush industry. Good news: will have lots of career opportunities in the dentistry field
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(IFL Science)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence Don Ho lived over a billion years ago
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Thu March 08, 2018
(SacBee)
 
 
 
After years of effort, scientists finally catch two red foxes. Multiple Lamonts said to be frantic
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Wed March 07, 2018
(CBC)
 
 
 
Scientists plan simulated oil spills. EVERYBODY SIMULATE PANIC
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Scientists study tree sweat to see reaction to global warming, battle of Isengard
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists developed a material for the new type of liquid crystal displays, meaning prettier TV, phone, and monitor colors. Still no cure for cancer
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Iconic British music magazine NME closes print edition after 66 years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
British scuba-diving virtual reality filmmaking dog photographer takes underwater pictures of diving canines at hydrotherapy center for charity. The adjective to verb ratio in this story is amazing. It's your Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
British right-wing media mocks "snowflake students" for thinking that Frankenstein's Monster is a sympathetic character and that Dr Frankenstein is the real monster. Next week: Is your child a "science snowflake" who thinks the earth is round?
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Tue March 06, 2018
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Truth in advertising award for a police department goes to...
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Chicago scientist moonlights as a London fashion model
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Mon March 05, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Scientists at Bigelow Lab study if even small patches of grass can harbor crabs
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(Shareblue Media)
 
 
 
Mike Huckabee thinks that leftists have taken over both kinds of music:
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Sun March 04, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
NASA, your 'there is no alien life on Mars' cover-up gig is up because a scientist has the goods on you and he's going to prove it (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Take a dash of actual government atrocity, stir in a measure of technological bafflement, and mix with human selection bias. Shake vigorously
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(AP News)
 
 
 
It's Fashion Week in Paris, where this season the buttoned-up styles of the Victorian era have met their nemesis in the unbridled sexuality of British punk ... while subby is still happy in his blue jeans and tropical shirt ensemble
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Sat March 03, 2018
(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of understanding deja vu. Yes, you've seen this headline before
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Silicon valley rich now buy and raise artisinal chickens as pets and eggs. Artisinal, locally sourced, small batch, humanely raised poultry
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
Scientists are on the verge of understanding deja vu. Yes, you've seen this headline before
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's so compelling about Saturday's Tottenham vs. Huddersfield English Premier League soccer match? Marina Sirtis is a Spurs fan, while Sir Patrick Stewart is a Terriers supporter. Behold: The Star Trek Derby. Greenlight. Make it so
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(Telegraph)
 
 
 
Royal Mint unveils 26 new 10p collectible coins that celebrate quintessentially British things: tea, cricket, queuing, James Bond, the WWW, full English breakfast, and so on. Alas, no Ing-Ur-Land tag
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover 6/1 quantum particle with haste and trample
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Fri March 02, 2018
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Autistic man in Batman hat goes missing in Tampa. Police concerned if not found soon he will seize control of Florida GOP
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(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
What scientists know is that ancient carbon is seeping out of the thawing Arctic soil. What scientists don't know is if this is a good thing or a bad thing
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Thu March 01, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Scientists have detected traces of the earliest light in the universe. "This is the first time we've seen any signal from this early in the Universe, aside from the afterglow of the Big Bang"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Senate Intelligence Committee leaders accuse the House GOP of leaking senator's texts to Russia connected lawyer in attempt to discredit investigation, they also talked to Speaker Ryan about Devin Nunes and his overt partisanship
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
California has worst 'quality of life' in US, study says. Now why would FoxNews single out just one statistic about California?
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(Live Science)
 
 
 
Scientists discover a batch of tardigrade eggs that every sci-fi fan would know to avoid (w/ pic)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The missing CDC scientist story keeps getting weirder
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
1776: America tells Britain to get stuffed over taxation. 2018: America demands wife of British Prince declare and pay tax on British Royal finances
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(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Scientists surprised to discover pink flamingos may actually be native Floridians after all
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Wed February 28, 2018
(NHK World (Japan))
 
 
 
Scientists from the Buzzkill Astronomical Institute report that, contrary to Einstein's theory of general relativity, they found less dark matter in the universe than predicted
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Fark: Scientists report possible life lurking in 'Mars like environment' in the Chilean desert. Old news: Scientists are reporting strange activity on both Mars and in New Jersey. Strange activity indeed
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Maplin has gone into "Administration", which is the polite British way of saying "Oh God we've become Radioshack"
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
So what's a yearly tradition for scientists at the South Pole? To watch a horror film where a bunch of scientists get killed.....at the South Pole
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(Tech Times)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence of alien space farts. Seriously, who's funding these guys?
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Tue February 27, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
South African government votes to forcibly take farmland from white owners. Might be a repeat from Zimbabwe, 2000. In good news for numismatists, billion and trillion Rand notes will be available soon
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(British CSPAN)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica has a sit down with the Brits and deny they do anything they advertise they do (LGT live parliamentary hearing)
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fark's "favorite" artist releases his latest "masterpiece"
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Mon February 26, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
And the best-selling recording artist of 2017 is... oh, farking hell. Stop the planet and let me off, already
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Orange Rambo would bravely charge into an active shooter situation unarmed and Ivanka shows exactly why nepotism laws exist. Manic Monday has been quiet. Too quiet. This is the MSNBC Discussion thread. Party begins at 8PM EST
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Scientist are looking for volunteers for Black Mirror experiment. No previous pig farking experience required (possible nsfw content on page)
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
If you have a thing for Kendall Jenner AND a foot fetish, this is your lucky day
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Scientist thinks we're overdue for World War 3
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Do you listen to anything Ivy League "scientist" Brian Wansink has to say about healthy eating? Emails reveal his work is "p-hacking on steroids." In one case 400 analyses on the same data set almost guaranteeing something will be "significant"
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Sun February 25, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
British etiquette expert discusses how your dog reveals your social class to others. Corgi? Yes, you know Liz personally. Yorkie? Oooh, so you're New Money (cough)
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Marijuana might be the most effective tool in the battle against autism
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Women are trying to hide their autism because it's not socially acceptable, and in doing so cause themselves more harm
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Sat February 24, 2018
(Minneapolis Star Tribune)
 
 
 
In other news, Fark founder Drew Curtis now expected to live to 172
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Fri February 23, 2018
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Another foot in a long line of feet was found washed up on British Columbia shores. It's been so many feet that it's been several feet of feet since 2007
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists demonstrate "walking" crystals which could lead to crystal robots, planet killing entities
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Neanderthals, the world's first misunderstood artists, at least according to the world's first Neanderthal critic
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well, you're the dumbass who embraced conservatism and used social media to show the world you're an idiot, don't blame Hollywood
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(WCAX Vermont)
 
 
 
Psychologists say if you're taking too many selfies, you have "selfitis." And subby says psychologists may want to trade in the fancy sheepskin and look up "aphasia", "neologism", "word salad", and "Clang associations"
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(Zee News India)
 
 
 
Flag-waving Bollywood producers say they are serious about enforcing two-year ban on Pakistani artists in Hindi film industry, which will make Bollywood great again
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Thu February 22, 2018
(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Scientists say there is no such thing as orange cheese. Cheetos to sue for defamation
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
Scientists consider updating the hurricane measurement system to include Category 6. Professor Nigel seen nodding sagely over his amplifier
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
'Walking Dead" themed roller coaster coming to British amusement park. Promises to be faster paced and more exciting than past 3 seasons
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Amsterdam advertises sex workers in the windows for all to see but is now banning tourists from staring at them. What kind of advertising is that?
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Wed February 21, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
British Comedienne who does an act about the importance of freedom of speech is being sued by her ex-husband who is seeking an injunction forbidding her from talking about him during her act
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Elitist, Hollywood librul, communist, socialists once again stick their filthy noses into America's sacred political arena
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Tue February 20, 2018
(Asahi Shimbun)
 
 
 
To those who habitually smuggle gold in their rectums: Japanese customs officials are on to your fetish and will detain you for cavity search
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Turns out that research suggesting women with large breasts get asked to dance more has some statistical methodology issues, more visual aids
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Partisan "poison", the kind you can only get from a freshly f*cked microwaved grapefruit, is threatening to take the House Intel Committee's eyes off the national security ball
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists worried that with a swarm of 200 earthquakes building over the last 10 days, this time, maybe, Yellowstone will erupt and kill us all
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man advertised on front page of pro-Trump dating website was once convicted of having sex with an underage girl. Roy Moore's Horse unavailable for comment
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Chris Matthews chastises Trump for going AWOL on guns while high school students show more leadership
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Mon February 19, 2018
(Times Union)
 
 
 
"The Amorous Playboys of 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue" - What is it about the White House that take ordinary, sex-crazed, egotistical narcissists, and turns them into more of the same?
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
After failing to satisfy, the head of the maker of Durex condoms promises things will firm up and deliver this year
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Sun February 18, 2018
(MIT)
 
 
 
Scientists figure out why plasma gets hotter when you cool it down. Here comes the...damn, that's hot
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to lose weight? Sure, exercise more and eat less is always the best advice, but it turns out being lazy over lunch helps, too. Which explains all those scientists lingering in the cafeteria for hours every day
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Scientists create human-sheep hybrids so that organs may be grown in sheep, then transplanted into humans, which will be great for humanity but baa-aaa-aad for sheep-kind
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Sat February 17, 2018
(Patch)
 
 
 
Subby's hometown doesn't appreciate art, police force artist to destroy work
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists fear the 'Ring of Fire' has been lit because of increased seismic activity over the last few weeks, await the 'Big One' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu February 15, 2018
(Splinter News)
 
 
 
Yesterday morning, the NY Times ran an op-ed from a pro-gun advocate known for making up statistics where he, now stay with me, says the problem with background checks is they deny too many people their guns
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
Garth Snow, come on down. You're the next contestant on "How much will fans pay to advertise that they hate you?"
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
When advertising, it's important to know your market. Isn't that right, new most-hated real estate company in Seattle?
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
The return of ethnic separatism, the rise of authoritarian populism, the retreat of liberal democracy, the elevation of a warrior ethos that reduces politics to friend/enemy, zero-sum conflicts. America sure looks like the Balkans
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Scottish hillwalkers warned about the dangers of magnets on clothing and how they work
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists have imaged a rotating torus of gas and dust surrounding an active galactic nucleus. Many Bothans died preventing an obvious and immature joke from appearing in this headline
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Wed February 14, 2018
(BBC)
 
 
 
Scientists listening out for intelligent aliens hampered by shortage of GPUs, thanks to the crypto-currency mining craze. Prove Intelligent life is still uncommon on earth
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Scientists discover why Alabama doesn't believe in global warming
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(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Since it worked so well thus far, Russia will continue meddling in our elections, claims leftist libby lib masquerading as Trump's Director of National Intelligence
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Tue February 13, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Old and busted: Vaccinations cause autism. New hotness: Ultrasounds* cause autism (*do not)
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Well, that's awkward.....General Mattis admits that he has no evidence that Assad used chemical weapons
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(PJ Media)
 
 
 
Artist had one job to do with newly released portrait of former President Barack Obama: To not make him look like a freak with an extra finger to go with his large hands
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(Fox 59)