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Mon April 12, 2021       Not news: announcing your retirement. News: announcing your retirement from watching porn. Fark: announcing your retirement from watching porn in the comments section of a porn website source: indy100.com   |   share: 43   Sat April 10, 2021       Tom Cruise Studios delays its entire slate of tentpoles by another 3-9 months source: variety.com   |   share: 44   Fri April 09, 2021       Biden seems to be open to allowing vexatious litigants to bankrupt an entire industry source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 387   Thu April 08, 2021       Facebook to deploy Satire tag, no word on possible Florida tag source: theverge.com   |   share: 25         10-digit phone dialing coming to northern Mississippi. Effective April 17, 2021 when Sarah the operator retires. No more just dialing BR549 source: wrcbtv.com   |   share: 98         Eric Bolling went on BBC to debate the Georgia Election Law and left mid-show because he was tired of being called out for being a racist ignoramus source: mediaite.com   |   share: 158   Wed April 07, 2021       "Damn it ... I'm sick and tired of ordinary people being fleeced" source: politico.com   |   share: 104         If you've never seen The Thick of It, Armando Iannucci's classic political satire starring Peter Capaldi, you're missing out, especially as it featured an f-bomb every five seconds, and the f*cking BBC thought it was too sweary source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 20   Tue April 06, 2021       Studiocanal acquires entire Romulus film library, prompting sharp response from the Tal Shiar source: deadline.com   |   share: 26   Mon April 05, 2021       "How do I tell my friend that her husband has been cheating on her the entirety of their relationship and I've kept it a secret since their wedding night?" source: slate.com   |   share: 29         Tired of dealing with obstreperous 7-Eleven store franchisee, 7-Eleven HQ to construct new 7-Eleven in parking lot of his 7-Eleven source: soranews24.com   |   share: 16   Sun April 04, 2021       Even judges are getting tired of Devin Nunes' incessant lawsuits. Don't have a cow, your honor source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 58         An entire group of whales has avoided human contact as they await the arrival of Captain Kirk in a Klingon Bird-of-Prey source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 20   Thu April 01, 2021       NASCAR and Goodyear are testing wet weather tires for ovals up to around 1 mile. While this story is being released on April Fools day, they say it isn't a joke even if the results of their use will probably result in hilarity source: nascar.com   |   share: 5         Gaspedal Gaetz:"I'm going to work for Fox News." Fox News:"No you won't...you stranger person we have never met or heard from in our entire life" source: huffpost.com   |   share: 78         Chiefs propose new NFL rule giving more flexibility on jersey numbers. Why? So maybe college players can keep their old numbers OR because the Chiefs have retired so many numbers they're running out source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 33   Wed March 31, 2021       The latest aging music star to sell his entire song catalog is.... *spins wheel* Paul Simon. Paul Simon, come on down source: variety.com   |   share: 66         Independent filmmakers are tired of Ken Burns getting all that sweet, sweet PBS money source: npr.org   |   share: 42         Speaking of retirements, the Indiana GOP just sent Mike Pence upstate to live out his days on a farm source: nwitimes.com   |   share: 38         Stray tire kills one police officer and injures another along with a civilian, before being taken into custody without incident. Betty Whitewall source: ktla.com   |   share: 57   Tue March 30, 2021       California has administered more covid vaccinations to people than the entire population of 47 other states. And it's still among the states with the lowest vaccination rates to date. How does your state match up? source: coronavirus.jhu.edu   |   share: 24         Subaru Outback Wilderness introduces new sub-brand: ✔ increased ground clearance ✔all-terrain tires ✔ increased approach & departure angles ✔ 700lb roof rack ❌ CVT source: caranddriver.com   |   share: 91   Mon March 29, 2021       Kwik Stop Rims & Tires does no refunds nor returns in the best Florida way, where it will cost you source: local10.com   |   share: 16         Kwik Stop Rims & Tires does no refunds nor returns in the best Florida way, where it will cost you source: local10.com   |   share: 16         ...and then it exploded (with entirely too calm video) source: nbclosangeles.com   |   share: 41         NBC News writes an entire article about Millennials ascending to political power in replacement of Baby Boomers with only a single mention of Gen X, basically leaving out 65.2 million people in the USA that must not matter to anyone source: nbcnews.com   |   share: 168         Could you pass the U.S. citizenship test? The satire tag is appropriate, but is it entirely satire, though? source: theonion.com   |   share: 40   (Fashion United)       People are tired of larger-than-life influencers, so top fashion brands are turning to cool "nano-influencers" who aren't celebs, have followers only in the thousands, and most importantly don't bust the influencer marketing budget source: fashionunited.uk   |   share: 10         Your dog wants to retire comfortably source: apnews.com   |   share: 15   Sun March 28, 2021       You may not have the Monet you need to get Degas to travel to the Louvre, but don't worry - they've put the entire art collection online source: cnn.com   |   share: 26   Sat March 27, 2021       Alien languages may not be entirely alien to us humans. In fact that crazy uncle who is always mumbling at family get togethers may just be an alien source: livemint.com   |   share: 27         Subby has been seeing a lot of Terry Pratchett quotes in meme form recently and is now interested in reading his works. What would you recommend would be a good place to start? Difficulty: more satire than "science-fiction-y" (if that's possible) source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: 54         Problem: girl breaks up with your friend. How to cheer him up: get drunk and slash the new bf's tires, put a few rounds in the car and house and tell the police it's not your fault cuz you were drunk. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW??? source: ksl.com   |   share: 23         Washed up athlete unretires under guidance from washed up entertainer source: deadline.com   |   share: 28   Fri March 26, 2021       Michael Jordan had an entire golf course built to give him an edge in big money matches against pros who have to lay him shots source: insider.com   |   share: 12   Thu March 25, 2021       Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville source: clarksvillenow.com   |   share: 28         Abducted woman rescued when man going to Florida takes the last exit to Clarksville source: clarksvillenow.com   |   share: 28   Wed March 24, 2021       Time for the media to retire certain words when discussing tragedies, as things that are happening on a weekly basis aren't really "unimaginable" now are they source: yahoo.com   |   share: 19         Mitch McConnell threatens Democrats with Ragnarok should they get rid of the filibuster, which allows him to block their entire agenda for the next two years. So, either let him block their agenda, or he will destroy their agenda source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 187         Korean singer Chung Ha flexes Spanish she grew up with in Dallas, releases new reggaeton duet featuring Puerto Rican rapper Guaynaa, the first ever K-Pop song performed entirely en español source: rollingstone.com   |   share: 22   Tue March 23, 2021       Sounds like the judge is tired of the Oathkeepers' lawyers' shiat source: twitter.com   |   share: 101         Student loan debt is making it impossible to retire source: nytimes.com   |   share: 91         January: LG shows off smartphone screens you can roll up at CES 2021. March: LG will reportedly roll up its entire smartphone business source: cnet.com   |   share: 32   Mon March 22, 2021       Conor McGregor sends retirement message straight from his big Irish balls source: insider.com   |   share: 14         I'm tired of being angry about selfish humans today so here's the story about one of the best of us source: youtube.com   |   share: 11         Are you tired of working from home during this coronavirus pandemic? Switch it all for a 'workation' in the jungles of Costa Rica source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 13   Fri March 19, 2021 (Some Sleepyhead)       No wonder I'm so tired today source: worldsleepday.org   |   share: 5         All the lander's measurements so far are consistent with the Mar's core being entirely molten and chewey, not a lumpy or a solid nugget source: newscientist.com   |   share: 15         A couple of retired US military flag officers write a novel about a hypothetical future war. And it doesn't look good for the United States. STEM tag is because the technology fails source: npr.org   |   share: 32         Bowling's most legendary bro, Pete Weber, calls it a career, and ends it in classic PDW style. Just don't drop your retirement trophy, Pete source: brobible.com   |   share: 12         If you're tired of hearing about the Snyder cut, here's a review of the first episode of The Falcon and The Winter Soldier source: youtube.com   |   share: 83   Thu March 18, 2021       Canada announces new federal retirement plan for low income workers source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: 42         Pro tip: When trying to beat a rising drawbridge, a bicycle is no substitution for a car with a cop motor, a 440 cubic inch plant, cop tires, cop suspensions and cop shocks source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 76         Georgia man has final paycheck delivered to him by ex-employer. In the middle of the night. Entirely paid out in oil-covered pennies source: upi.com   |   share: 141   Wed March 17, 2021       Coming soon, bicycle tires using Mars Rover tech. Thanks, but Subby's bike wants a helicopter drone source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 6         Coming soon, bicycle tires using Mars Rover tech. Thanks, but Subby's bike wants a helicopter drone source: techcrunch.com   |   share: 6         Sabine Schmitz, Queen of the Nurburgring, retires from life's race at 51 after getting black flagged by cancer source: standard.co.uk   |   share: 23   Tue March 16, 2021       "Because of the pandemic, we haven't taken any vacations or trips, but the children insist on taking me on guilt trips and it's getting tiresome. What can I do?" source: slate.com   |   share: 13   Mon March 15, 2021       It has already been an entire year since the Patriots have had a quarterback as good as Tom Brady. Won't they hurry up all ready? source: bostonherald.com   |   share: 12         Jon Bon Jovi spent a year giving his guitar the middle finger which is what most of us have been doing for his entire career source: ultimateclassicrock.com   |   share: 41   Sun March 14, 2021       "I thought I was a lazy, depressed college student. Then I was diagnosed with narcolepsy." Wow. I once thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored source: yahoo.com   |   share: 49         Saint goes marching out. Drew Brees announces his retirement after 20 seasons source: espn.com   |   share: 43         Cancel culture strikes again, as the BBC cancels a satire show for "left-wing bias" source: msn.com   |   share: 81   Sat March 13, 2021       So this FOTY got his son a $9.6 million Bugatti Centodieci source: luxurylaunches.com   |   share: 15   Fri March 12, 2021       Guy whose entire business involves selling hardware to NASA is VERY CONCERNED that Biden isn't taking the space program "seriously enough" source: politico.com   |   share: 78         Scottish grandmother drove around drunk on just three wheels because she lost her phone and couldn't call a taxi source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 9   Thu March 11, 2021       When you've got $3.6mil to throw down on a new Bugatti Chiron Pur Sport, lack of voltage is not an issue. Also, anybody want to lend subby $3.6 mil? source: msn.com   |   share: 16   Wed March 10, 2021       Mom's just a little tired, kids source: wtnh.com   |   share: 26         Retired peanut farmer, cancer survivor, and home builder has a few words for people who attempt voter suppression in Georgia source: newsandguts.com   |   share: 46   Tue March 09, 2021       Retired Aussie couple love their 'happy' and 'cute' guinea pigs so much they eat them when they're plump enough, say what they do is more socially and ethically responsible than consuming many other types of meat source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: 27         Entire staff of Nevada Democratic party ragequits after left wing becomes active in the party enough to take over leadership source: theintercept.com   |   share: 442   Mon March 08, 2021       West Virginia's Republican governor is tired of your mask bullshiat and says mandates are essential and everyone needs to be cautious source: mediaite.com   |   share: 41   Sat March 06, 2021       If you want to start off your criminal career with a series of carjackings, that's entirely up to you, but maybe you should wait until you're at least a teenager source: ktvz.com   |   share: 37   Fri March 05, 2021       Bill Gates now controls the entire US Supreme Court source: msn.com   |   share: 80         Tonight on Smackdown: Daniel Bryan tired of getting interference in his matches, takes on Jey Uso in a steel cage match. The "EST" faces the Queen of Spades, plus Sonya continues to amazing with her suit game. Watch the fun starting at 8 PM ET on FOX source: wwe.com   |   share: 91         What is an Ethernet cable? Also when did Ric Romero come out of retirement? source: msn.com   |   share: 241   Thu March 04, 2021       Entire (poor) neighborhoods were destroyed to build freeways that fueled urban and suburban growth. A Zillow glitch allows you to see where those houses used to stand. Progress has a cost, and that fee should never be forgotten source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: 119         Sure would be terrible if the Golden Globes ratings disaster spells an end to Hollywood's tiresome self-congratulation industry. Terrible I tells ya source: apnews.com   |   share: 37         From a single lung we've reconstructed the entire fish and in no way extrapolated the finding to be more impressive than it should be source: scitechdaily.com   |   share: 12   Wed March 03, 2021 (Some Guy)       Meet one of the best ultra endurance cyclists in the entire world: Lael Wilcox source: sram.com   |   share: 11         Iron Man and The Windows Wonder team up to champion tech. No, this is not Phase 7 of the Marvel Universe: So Very Tired source: hindustantimes.com   |   share: 3         Like clockwork, in preparation for Oprah's interview Buckingham Palace starts leaking like a tire as bald as Prince William about what a horror Meghan Markle was to staff source: pagesix.com   |   share: 55         Rather than triggering awful side effects in victims of long covid, the vaccines appear to... Often help partly or even entirely dispel it? Okay then source: theverge.com   |   share: 10   Tue March 02, 2021       Jeff Immelt, GE's former CEO, who retired with $200 million says the good CEOs "are probably worth more" and that he worked 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Well, it is a full time job to run GE into the ground source: cnbc.com   |   share: 16         Retired actress gains pounds source: reuters.com   |   share: 15         Two tires, one wheel. It was the '80s, when white lines meant anything and everything source: thedrive.com   |   share: 12         The NIT, aka the Little Dance, will downsize from 32 to 16 teams for this year, and will be held entirely around the Dallas/Fort Worth area source: espn.com   |   share: 17   (NOPD)       Video shows armed robbery of landscaping crew; gunmen take their wallets and their entire hedge fund source: uptownmessenger.com   |   share: 39   Fri February 26, 2021       "I cussed that frickin' wind for 50 years," retired farmer Gary Scheid told the Mercer County commissioners. Now he's cussin' the commissions who are blocking wind power efforts in order to save big coal source: npr.org   |   share: 56   (Yankee go home)       Brett Gardner will one day walk away as one of the few players who can claim (these days) to have played his entire career with one team source: reflectionsonbaseball.com   |   share: 3         WalletHub.com rates the best states for retirement: weather factored in for just 3% of the score, Florida Man 0%. Fark: Texas still ranked 2nd from the bottom source: nytimes.com   |   share: 48   Thu February 25, 2021       Scientists discover unprecedented changes in Atlantic Ocean currents. Hey, I've seen this movie. It was frightening and ended up with the entire United States, except for Jake Gyllenhaal, freezing to death. That can't be real, though, right? source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 27         Senator: I apologize for calling Biden OMB nominee Neera Tanden "a neo-socialist, left-of-Lenin whack job", I was "searching for another word". A) That's an entire phrase and B) wasn't the knock on Tanden that she said mean things about Republicans? source: politico.com   |   share: 63         Tired of Mars? Maybe your Curiosity needs more Perseverance. Everyone else, your Spirit wants you to take the Opportunity to Sojourner at the link for a 4 PM ET NASA mission briefing source: youtube.com   |   share: 20         See Apple, this is how you make a consumer friendly piece of hardware. You make the entire thing upgradable and even include the screwdriver needed to take it apart source: engadget.com   |   share: 53         "My husband has a chocolate addiction; he's eaten entire bags of Christmas or Halloween candy meant for our kids in one sitting. If I have my own bag, he eats it; he promises to buy me some but never does. He says it's my fault he's addicted. Is it?" source: slate.com   |   share: 33   Wed February 24, 2021       Montreal gets tired of being sliced, diced and Julienned. Montréal en a assez d'être tranchée, coupée en dés et coupée par Julien source: tsn.ca   |   share: 25         Dear Abby, My 9 year old nephew found his dad's vintage porn collection and was forced to spend the next three hours looking at the entire collection to make him disgusted with porn. Can something possibly go wrong? source: nj.com   |   share: 36         Um, that's kind of their entire strategy source: thehill.com   |   share: 17   Tue February 23, 2021       Previously-fired lawyer suing to have the entire US government thrown out (because Gondor) is now asking for attorney fees from clients in this case who fired him. Confused? You will be source: twitter.com   |   share: 48         Tom Malinowski, D-NJ: "I'm tired of playing defense. I'm tired of waiting for the next threat. We are now playing offense. We're going to go after these people" source: sports.yahoo.com   |   share: 49   Fri February 19, 2021       Husband and wife looking at separate living quarters in retirement source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 94         Now that The Muppet Show is available to watch in its entirety, here's a list of what episodes to make a point of watching. Just be sure to stream The Muppet Show and not the atrocity that was Muppets Now source: io9.gizmodo.com   |   share: 87   Thu February 18, 2021       Australia tells Facebook they will not be intimidated by them by blocking news feed to entire country. Better informed yes, but totally not intimidated source: bbc.com   |   share: 93         Senator Cruz' office: "Ted just needed to recharge, you know?" (100% SATIRE, but her accent seals the joke) source: twitter.com   |   share: 46   (Some Guy)       In a world filled with near-constant seldom-verified speculation Subby has grown sick and tired of the idiom "take it with a grain of salt." Surely we can do better source: theidioms.com   |   share: 21         You know things are bad when an entire continent gets unfriended on FaceBook source: aljazeera.com   |   share: 183         Us Rep Mark Veasey (D-TX) : Power company execs have told me "that we were minutes away from the entire grid crashing," on Monday. Millions of Texans currently burning furniture for warmth: Wait, the grid DIDN'T crash? source: cnn.com   |   share: 161   Wed February 17, 2021       Animatronic Pets provide companionship to seniors at retirement center, much like animatronic grandparents provide companionship to neglected kids at theme parks source: minnesota.cbslocal.com   |   share: 13         Penske "teamwork" made the dream work for Michael McDowell. Derrick Cope retired for good, Kyle Larson was left speechless, just to be safe, and Denny Hamlin lamented the lack of "multiple partners" source: speedwaymedia.com   |   share: 7         Biden: "I'm tired of talking about Donald Trump. I don't want to talk about him anymore" source: cnbc.com   |   share: 78   Tue February 16, 2021       New Jersey man who rented out an entire theater at his local AMC to watch School of Rock for just $99 during the pandemic says it was totally worth it source: nj.com   |   share: 64         25-year-old NFL player shocked by retirement of 39-year-old NFL player, wants a replacement who will put the team first, father time second source: nfl.com   |   share: 23         Meteorologists want you to know that they're sick and tired of you getting angry at them just because they're "always wrong" and "have no idea what they're talking about and just pull shiat out of their asses." I mean, do you have to be so demanding? source: slate.com   |   share: 118   Mon February 15, 2021       "Gondor has no king" being used as a legal argument by lawyer who stormed the Capitol and is now suing to overturn the entire 2020 election source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 85   Sat February 13, 2021       Will there be a return to political satire, or will absurdity rule the day? Will we get more Kate McKinnon this week? Where the hell is Pete Davidson? Regina King hosts, Nathaniel Rateliff is the musical guest. Saturday Night Live, 11:30 PM ET on NBC source: billboard.com   |   share: 246         Shiver me timbers, Michelin to ship tires on sailing cargo ships.Welcome to 1820 source: gcaptain.com   |   share: 35   Fri February 12, 2021 (Some Guy)       Rejoice parents, Roku adds channel devoted entirely to doo, doo, doo, doo, doo, doo BABY SHARK source: cordcuttersnews.com   |   share: 9   Thu February 11, 2021       If nobody ends up going back to the office, and the entire concept of "rush hour" dies as a result, does that mean that the U.S. can get rid of all it public transportation? In other news, the U.S. has public transportation to get rid of source: slate.com   |   share: 82   Wed February 10, 2021 (Some Guy)       And that concludes my two hour virtual lecture. Any questions class? [looks down at message board] Did you know you've been on mute the entire time? source: theindependent.sg   |   share: 49         Today's "heart warming" story that is actually a living nightmare: Texas student gives up entire college savings to help her mom pay rent source: abc7news.com   |   share: 137         Aunt Jemima has officially retired source: huffpost.com   |   share: 34         Cisco CEO says managers are tired of not being able to micromanage their employees source: cnbc.com   |   share: 33   Tue February 09, 2021       Utopian Disneyland for seniors or Orwellian Stepford nightmare? A look inside America's largest retirement community source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: 60         Republican Senators' opposition to OMB nominee Neera Tanden appears to hinge entirely on her having said mean things on Twitter. Too bad she couldn't have been a model of restraint like Donald Trump source: twitter.com   |   share: 52         At least 25 Federal Judges have announced their retirements since Jan 20th. Huh. Wonder what happened that day? source: thehill.com   |   share: 57   Mon February 08, 2021       "The *real* reason this latest Senate retirement announcement matters" source: cnn.com   |   share: 45         Firing Dobbs doesn't mean that Fox News is moving to a reality-based middle. "...he was partly dismissed just 'cause management had enough of him. They were just tired of his BS. But they've got a lot of other people there selling the same story" source: cnn.com   |   share: 51   Sun February 07, 2021       Former Capitol Police Chief Steven Sund says entire intelligence community missed signs of riot. No word on if he used air quotes when he said the word "missed" source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 121         The Sunday Morning Music Club is getting tired of the same stadium sports anthems time after time. Let's come up with something different to blast in front the tens of thousands of... er, hundreds of people in the stands source: espn.com   |   share: 156   Sat February 06, 2021       Kansas Governor discovers she's been "unemployed" the entire time she hasn't done anything to help her state. So... status quo? source: kake.com   |   share: 34   Fri February 05, 2021       The entire United States only added 49,000 jobs in January. OMG JOE BIDEN WHY HAVEN'T YOU FIXED THIS YET? source: npr.org   |   share: 66         Subby's first-born to the Farker who can find the entire video source: news.sky.com   |   share: 31         Ben Sasse murders an entire state GOP central committee source: twitter.com   |   share: 54         'Collapsologists' now living entirely off the land by having no bills, no mortgage, and an endless supply of homegrown grub in case civilization crumbles because of the coronavirus pandemic source: the-sun.com   |   share: 78         Because every team wants to be relevant during Super Bowl week, Colts announce Andrew Luck 'more retired now than he was' in 2019 source: twitter.com   |   share: 3         Hollywood is down to 4 tiresome tropes and it needs to change source: cracked.com   |   share: 39   Thu February 04, 2021       Russian guy runs out of vodak, his car has a flat tire, and the store closes in 5 minutes. Solution: Use 100 tire inflators at the same time source: youtube.com   |   share: 2         The US Army has developed a quantum receiver that can listen to the entire radio frequency spectrum at the same time and not at all source: eurekalert.org   |   share: 16   Wed February 03, 2021       Justice Department admits that its entire lawsuit against Yale for "discriminating" against whites and Asians was just more Trump-inspired nonsense; drops the entire thing source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 28   Tue February 02, 2021       The coolest story about a mass murdering mobster going to beauty school and using the entire bottle of blue hair dye you will hear today (nsfw language) source: youtube.com   |   share: 5   Mon February 01, 2021       Dustin Pedroia, who spent his entire 17-year career with the Red Sox, announced his retirement from baseball Monday after playing just nine games over the past three seasons source: msn.com   |   share: 15         The WallStreetBets Army of Retail Traders is going to learn this week that Hedge Funds would rather tank the entire market than let them win. Hold onto your butts source: cnbc.com   |   share: 126         Private detective wrapping up his last case before retirement. You know the rest of the story source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 24   Sun January 31, 2021       Now that Trump's ENTIRE legal team has quit overnight, place your bets: Will this be Rudy Colludy's last moment in the sun? Or, since the GOP will never vote to convict so there are no stakes, can Trump resist the theater of representing himself? source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: 169   Sat January 30, 2021       Retired couple moves from large city in August, buys historic home in small town. Now they're suing because the city won't let them renovate source: oregonlive.com   |   share: 84         Group of Orca outcasts now dominating an entire sea off the coast of Washington state, the day has arrived for their widely beloved siblings source: theatlantic.com   |   share: 51   Fri January 29, 2021       The world's ethical cannibals, who only practice consensual cannibalism, are sick and tired of Armie Hammer source: slate.com   |   share: 91         Entire class of Georgia State Troopers cleared of cheating. Except the one guy that cheated source: wsbtv.com   |   share: 25   Thu January 28, 2021       Wyoming already gets more than 35% of its budget from the federal government. Will Biden's leasing ban put the entire state on welfare? source: npr.org   |   share: 94         CBS puts Chuck Lorre in charge of its entire Thursday night comedy block [CANNED LAUGHTER] source: deadline.com   |   share: 48         Spike belts don't always work the way police want them to source: krqe.com   |   share: 35   Tue January 26, 2021       Old and busted: Archeologist punching Nazis. New hotness: Nazi archeologist takes an early retirement source: sciencemag.org   |   share: 63         Biden to murder entire industry, but they had it coming source: cnbc.com   |   share: 191   Mon January 25, 2021       If you were to write this into a satire about American Conservatism, you would be accused of being too over the top and unfunny source: twitter.com   |   share: 100         Retired law professor John Eastman says John Eastman speech didn't instigate Capitol Riot and prosecutors should not indict him and as a retired law professor he knows more than prosecutors so they should listen to him, not indict John Eastman source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: 23         The world's 10 wealthiest men could pay for vaccines for the entire planet if you ignore minor inconveniences like the inability to liquidate trillions in stock and overcoming physical distribution hurdles source: bbc.com   |   share: 84   (Some Guy)       Article about a "prototipo" De Tomaso Pantera GTS car has the most 70's header picture EVER source: silodrome.com   |   share: 33   Fri January 22, 2021       Hey free tire source: uppermichiganssource.com   |   share: 33         Google is trying to blackmail the entire nation of Australia over a law it doesn't like. Australia expected to respond by sending a care package of its favorite plants and animals to Google headquarters source: bbc.com   |   share: 43   Thu January 21, 2021       Canada's mayors are sick and tired of businesses being tired of sick leave source: msn.com   |   share: 2         TL;DR: Affluent white people are getting tired of the GOP's crap too source: thehill.com   |   share: 51   Wed January 20, 2021       Philip Rivers announces his retirement, dadgummit source: twitter.com   |   share: 75   Tue January 19, 2021       Gina Haspell retires from CIA source: twitter.com   |   share: 52   (Some Guy)       The decision on whether Mahomes plays in the AFC Championship is entirely in the hands of independent medical experts. Independent medical experts who will decide that he is OK to play source: lmtonline.com   |   share: 33   Mon January 18, 2021       Meanwhile, in socialized medicineland, Canadian government to foot entire $2.8 million cost for single dose of life saving drug for toddler source: cbc.ca   |   share: 77   (Some Bulb Head)       Tired of plain old onion rings? Want something new for your marinara or remoulade? source: andcuriously.net   |   share: 17         Tired of Elite, reminiscing of Freelancer or disappointed by Star Wars Squadrons? Everspace 2 early access has been released today, with demo available (Subby puts Everspace as one of the last decade's best games, btw) source: pcgamer.com   |   share: 28   Sat January 16, 2021       County health department unable to give Covid vaccinations because entire staff reject science and substitute their own source: wibw.com   |   share: 83   Fri January 15, 2021       From An entire catalogue of Soviet Sausages to Hot Buttered Popcorn, here's an interesting rabbit hole for you to fall into source: messynessychic.com   |   share: 8         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 15 is 'Vulcanize' as in: "I don't like the new Star Trek series, because the guy playing Spock has the Vulcan ears but he doesn't have the vulcanize' source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 32         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 15 is 'Vulcanize' as in: "I don't like the new Star Trek series, because the guy playing Spock has the Vulcan ears but he doesn't have the vulcanize' source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 32         Pelosi is sending retired Gen. Honoré in to investigate the insurrection. Hold on to your butts, traitors, laissez les bon temps rouler source: twitter.com   |   share: 134         The entire Dutch Government resigns leaving the Ship of State rudderless source: cnbc.com   |   share: 33         The guy who threw the fire extinguisher is a retired....well....you can guess source: cbsnews.com   |   share: 40   Thu January 14, 2021       Entire National Mall to be shut down, more than a dozen Metro train stations will be closed, and more than 10,000 National Guard troops will swarm Washington DC so we can celebrate freedom on Jan 20th source: usatoday.com   |   share: 94         Acting quickly after coronary symptoms start can save your ticker. Have that soliloquy honed and tight, if not an entire scene source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: 7   Wed January 13, 2021       The real story here is that Donald Trump was only able to hold the entire Executive Branch hostage with a Twitter account - but now that it's gone, he's been "castrated" source: twitter.com   |   share: 104         Stephen Miller, his appetite for blood temporarily sated, has retired to his crypt in the basement source: twitter.com   |   share: 135   Tue January 12, 2021       Tiffany Trump had a low-key lunch in Miami, remaining inconspicuous the entire time. Well as inconspicuous as you can be pulling up in a 45-foot yacht and surrounded by secret service agents source: pagesix.com   |   share: 49   Mon January 11, 2021       Turns out this morning's snarky submission from some leftist Farker about "nobody" at Twitter Headquater's pro-Trump protest was fake news. In fact, an entire person did show up source: theverge.com   |   share: 41         22 Republican Representatives* issue an open call for Trump's impeachment and removal (*RETIRED) source: thehill.com   |   share: 28         The...persons...who spent their entire careers, nay, lives, in the pursuit of amassing as much power as possible no matter the cost (to others) begin to experience severe cases of powerlessness source: axios.com   |   share: 50         NYC, smallpox, 1947: Come get your shot. NYC, COVID, 2021: Fill out this convoluted online form, up to 51 questions, upload your insurance card, alphabetize your utensil drawer, and sing the entirety of "Kashmir" into your phone, in Lithuanian source: twitter.com   |   share: 115         "I struggled with breastfeeding from day one; I had to supplement, I wasn't producing, and my daughter rejected it. I switched entirely to formula and everything is going great--except friends and family are judging me and saying I'm wrong. What do?" source: slate.com   |   share: 41   Sun January 10, 2021       Phoenix police re-enact part of 'Raising Arizona' source: azfamily.com   |   share: 50         Even Judge Jeanine is tired of the Antifa blame game: "Stop looking for other people to blame. You did it, of your own will, and you will be held accountable" source: thewrap.com   |   share: 110   Sat January 09, 2021       A 13-year-old girl wins $50,000 in a national essay contest, promptly donates the entire amount to the Ferndale cat shelter, a place she volunteers and adopted a cat that she says actually rescued her. Welcome to Caturday source: wxyz.com   |   share: 1189   Fri January 08, 2021       Con artists charges retiree $200 for a fake Covid-19 vaccine source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 39   Thu January 07, 2021       Beloved middle school teacher and basketball coach who died of COVID-19 has his school parking space retired, complete with hoop source: greatfallstribune.com   |   share: 11         From the "I don't condone it but karma is a biatch" department: Trumpers return from their bus trip to DC to find their tires slashed source: wpxi.com   |   share: 90   Wed January 06, 2021       NY Giants defensive coordinator Patrick Graham tells the Jets he reads the ENTIRE sports section in the NY papers when asked if he wanted to interview to be their new head coach. So that's a no source: nypost.com   |   share: 2         Even the sound guy is tired of Half-Scoop source: twitter.com   |   share: 84         Gen X were the first to say Social Security would go broke before they retired, and now everyone's saying it. But do they get credit? No. But that's cool. Whatever source: cnbc.com   |   share: 164         This interview with a retired MS engineer and 'Dave's Garage' founder has everything: MS-DOS, Radio Shack, a Commodore 64, a TRS-80 Model 1 with 4KB of RAM, even the video game Tempest source: theregister.com   |   share: 8         We are all tired of COVID-19, but here is how to fight off pandemic fatigue and stay safe source: msn.com   |   share: 14         Doesn't Trump sound tired? Such low energy. Sad source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 58   Tue January 05, 2021       Minneapolis PD says Dolal Idd shot first, so they had to kill him and raid his family's house at 2am. Case clos... Oh, and maybe possibly the whole thing was a setup by an informant whose claims weren't entirely true, sorry about that source: kstp.com   |   share: 34         New York Jets seeking head coach for the entire team, which is exactly who having a head coach is for source: espn.com   |   share: 11   (CNBC Make It)       Find out how a 28-year-old "retired" on "passive" income. Missing from article: size of inheritance and how long she lived at home rent-free source: grow.acorns.com   |   share: 60   Mon January 04, 2021       Slatted chair retires. Meet lawn chair source: fox21news.com   |   share: 31         Strange ice crystals in the UK look just like Donald Trump's hair, except these formation wilt away at the slightest touch instead of hate-tweeting you and your entire family for several weeks source: bbc.com   |   share: 2         The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 4 is 'dissociate,' as in: "'How'd you get your dog to eat the entire roast beef?' 'Well, I put it in her dissociate it.'" source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 29         Now THATS how you troll an entire year source: indy100.com   |   share: 15   Sun January 03, 2021 (Some Guy)       How to write a book made entirely of dramatic pauses source: accumulationofthings.com   |   share: 13         Oncology doctor closes his clinic and retires after 30 years, simultaneously retiring the $650,000 debt owed to him by his patients source: goodmorningamerica.com   |   share: 54   Sat January 02, 2021       "She picked up the entire steak with her bare hands." Was that wrong? Should I not have done that? 'Cuz I've gotta tell you, you haven't lived until you've torn into a T-Bone steak, Fred Flintstone style source: theguardian.com   |   share: 48   Thu December 31, 2020       "Man, I'm so tired of this pandemic. I know. I'll pop in 2018's Spider-Man game and escape this reality for a whi-...son of a b****" source: twitter.com   |   share: 24   Wed December 30, 2020       At first, Trump sought to have 220,000 ballots thrown out in two Wisconsin counties. Now, he wants SCOTUS to reject the WI election entirely, have the GOP-led Legislature decide how to cast the electoral votes, deport Melania, and give him a pony source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 63         "I've seen your stupid meme and I'm tired of it but I'll speak your language. No, you no can haz bike" source: twitter.com   |   share: 4         Historic 2020 Colorado wildfire season could impact drinking water of millions in 2021. "Our concerns really are actually about the entire watershed" source: denver.cbslocal.com   |   share: 7   Tue December 29, 2020       Big balls Fark squirrel left inconsolable after sex-mad 'super' squirrel, who fathered 12 babies, is awarded retirement from red squirrel breeding program (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 7         It's the weekly ESPN NFL Power Rankings - Week 17. Your favorite team is ranked too low and the entire NFC East is ranked too damn high - Madness both to the left and the right - and whar graf and things already?? source: espn.com   |   share: 37   Mon December 28, 2020       Tired of the same old pizza toppings? Visit the "Pizza Witch" and try a kangaroo, wild boar or venison pie source: nj.com   |   share: 5   Sun December 27, 2020       The seven DANGEROUS side effects...including dry mouth and hunger. Yes, they actually list those. As opposed to those Rx that have an entire sheet that comes with the medication. Beware the DANGEROUS green weed source: eatthis.com   |   share: 164         Parkinson's forcing Billy Connolly into retirement source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 25         If the "broken window" theory can be applied to entire nations, the U.S. might be in a lot of trouble source: theguardian.com   |   share: 108   Sat December 26, 2020       Slideshow of things you should keep in your car during winter. Number 2: "Purified water that is approved by a government body like the U.S. Coast Guard." And then it gets weird source: msn.com   |   share: 162         Slideshow of things you should keep in your car during winter. Number 2: "Purified water that is approved by a government body like the U.S. Coast Guard." And then it gets weird source: msn.com   |   share: 162         Trump, with his laserlike focus on the real issues that Americans truly care about, rails against the deepest insult to his entire presidency source: msn.com   |   share: 155   Fri December 25, 2020       "Look you could binge watch Netflix for three weeks but we have some other ways that you could really be of assistance, helping your entire community get through this pandemic" source: wccbcharlotte.com   |   share: 32         All 165 Iron Maiden songs ranked. If you get through this entire list, you're a real Trooper source: loudwire.com   |   share: 26   (Some Guy)       Ural releases new bike guaranteed to break down faster than their old bikes source: advpulse.com   |   share: 16         Mike Golic retires from ESPN a far better broadcaster than he was a football player source: 247sports.com   |   share: 19         Democrats and Republicans come together to destroy internet porn entirely. Who says bipartisanship is dead? source: dailydot.com   |   share: 166   Thu December 24, 2020       Saskatchewan singer releases Chrismas album entirely in Cree. Ojibwe muscians still working on demo tape for Skrulls source: cbc.ca   |   share: 16   Wed December 23, 2020 (JAMA)       Retired Black NFL players looking to collect from CTE fund must show more impairment than white players in order to qualify source: jamanetwork.com   |   share: 9         Pennsylvania's entire GOP Senate caucus will be doing totally normal things in DC today source: twitter.com   |   share: 98   Tue December 22, 2020       ANOTHER eminently qualified Biden cabinet pick announced. Are you tired of all this competence yet? source: npr.org   |   share: 43         Medical staffer accidentally receives entire vial (5+ doses) of Pfizer vaccine in one shot. Next they'll test him with Gamma radiation source: jewishpress.com   |   share: 70   Mon December 21, 2020 (Some Guy)       And the latest thing you've done terribly wrong your entire life is...storing peanut butter source: mashed.com   |   share: 22         It's possible to make a lot of money talking dirty to men in an English accent. Looks like it's time for Dick Van Dyke to come out of retirement (possible nsfw content on page) source: thesun.co.uk   |   share: 41         Tired of commemorative silver dollar coins featuring dead presidents? Next year they're making one of Christa McAuliffe source: usmint.gov   |   share: 23   Sun December 20, 2020       Looks like the UK is doing a brexit from the entire world source: twitter.com   |   share: 70         A recent TV episode has created some confusion amongst fans over the relative ages of certain characters. If only there was some form of extensively researched timeline of the entire galactic setting one could refer to source: collider.com   |   share: 142         "What I learned from spending an entire year drunk" source: yourtango.com   |   share: 120   Sat December 19, 2020       So what have we learned from the utterly botched release of Cyberpunk 2077? How about: "let's blow up the entire industry and it's bass-ackwards way of creating things" source: latimes.com   |   share: 129         Grace, an 8-year-old cat who has lived her entire life in the cat house at Colonial Capital Humane Society, has just won $10,000 for the shelter. Despite that, she is still waiting for a forever home on Caturday source: newbernsj.com   |   share: 1391   Wed December 16, 2020       Postmaster DeJoy's official calendar finally released after FOIA request and threat of a Congressional lawsuit. This headline contains more unredacted words than his entire November schedule source: huffpost.com   |   share: 120         Can't find a Playstation 5 for Christmas? Blame a bot. Or maybe consider trading in your filthy console peasant attire to join the PC Gamer Master Race? Either one source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: 39         Because their entire existence revolves around keeping things pleasant for the rich at the expense of everyone else, and the rich have no intention of allowing that to change? source: msnbc.com   |   share: 25   Tue December 15, 2020       Chris Rock: "...but I understand it" source: tmz.com   |   share: 82         NASA's vehicle to take astronauts to lunar space has flown one uncrewed mission six years ago and has cost more money than SpaceX has ever spent in its entire existence. And this does not count to cost of the $L$ rocket needed to send it on it way source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 18   Sun December 13, 2020 (Some Guy)       15% of Millennials expect to retire early, or as it used to be called, give up source: grow.acorns.com   |   share: 116

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