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Wed October 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: We are altering the timeline. Pray we don't alter it any further
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Wed October 14, 2020
(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
ICE on the verge of deporting 60 refugees from Cameroon who fled civil war back to their home country, despite a Department of State memo confirming that in all likelihood, they would be executed as soon as they arrive. Fark this timeline
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Tue October 13, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Shouldn't the title be 'Spider MEN'?
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Mon October 12, 2020
(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Disney/Marvel issues new MCU timeline, no word on where Howard the Duck fits in however
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(We Got This Covered)
 
 
 
Next old-is-new-again show from the makers of Picard. Star Trek: Hawk
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Sat October 10, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Well, it's over for Biden now. Trump just picked up a HUGE endorsement
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Fri October 09, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Man hits Supergirl, lives to whine about it
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Wed October 07, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Star Fleet officers from various generations come together to fundraise for Joe Biden instead of using Nexus to go back and prevent entire messed up timeline
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Fri October 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Which one of you has maroon socks to go with your green dancing shoes? btw, Until we get teh Awesome tag, this tag will have to do
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yertle: F**k the 'Rona, we're going full steam ahead with sham SCOTUS nominee hearings
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Thu October 01, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Good morning, Mr. Fluffles. Your mission is to infiltrate the brick house. Should you fail, you and your team will be disameowed. This nipmouse will self-destruct in 10 seconds
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Wed September 30, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
So looks like the real reason the grand jury never went for murder charges against the cops who killed Breonna Taylor is because the attorney general never put it up as an option
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Tue September 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
When did Ann Coulter switch parties? We truly are in the weirdest timeline
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Mon September 21, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Turns out the USPS really did break when DeJoy took over. With bonus interactive timeline map
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(NPR)
 
 
 
40% of young voters will enthusiastically vote for one old guy while the remaining 60% will forget to vote for the other old guy
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Fri September 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump says his "terrific" health-care plan is ready to be unveiled. Trump's health advisers: wat
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Climate change f*cked up the earth 233 million years ago
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Tue September 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Louisville, Kentucky settles wrongful death lawsuit filed by family of Breonna Taylor
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Sat September 12, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Elon Musk wants to send people to Mars by 2024. Biggest obstacle is going thru listing applicants that includes over half of the USA
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Sun September 06, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Rob Halford is working on a blues album
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Fri September 04, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Definitely more fun than helping your parents set up their scanner it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Into The Breach free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: Favourite RPGs? (Turn-based, action, etc). Tell us inside
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Mon August 31, 2020
(Ames Tribune)
 
 
 
Because this is the dumbest timeline, area with top COVID infection rate in country to host 25,000 stadium attendees this weekend
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Fri August 28, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
It's Friday night Xfinity Racing from Daytona. Briscoe on the pole with Chastain alongside. Big one can happen at any time. This is your Xfinity Wawa 250 from Daytona, at 7:45 PM ET on NBCSN
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Mon August 24, 2020
(International Business Times)
 
 
 
A timeline of Kellyanne of Green Goebbels's family disaster
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Tue August 18, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
The Best Line Award of the DNC's opening night goes to Bernie Sanders with his "Nero fiddled while Rome burned. Trump golfs"
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Sat August 15, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
Today, the Buschfiniwide guys get a crack at the Daytona Road Course in the UNOH 188. Coverage begins at 3 PM ET on NBCSN
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Tue August 11, 2020
(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nasa's Juno spacecraft shares incredible 'pepperoni pizza' infrared picture of Jupiter cyclones, makes Subby hungry
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Tom Holland law: Learn it. Know it. Live it
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Fri August 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
A timeline explaining how powerful white supremacist propagandists converted your Reagan conservative dad to a Trump cultist for fun, profit and power
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
The airline industry claims it won't recover until 2024
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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Remember all those news stories about people buying chickens during the quarantine? Well something's coming home to roost
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Florida Marlins finally take lead. Marlins-20, Covid-19
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A tobacco-based vaccine could start clinical trials in a few weeks. Which feels about right for this timeline - tobacco being what saves us
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Wed July 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Putin to withdraw 12,000 US troops from Germany
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed
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Mon July 27, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melania says she's going to renovate the White House Rose Garden. If you recall her previous attempts at White House holiday "decorations," this becomes yet another metaphor for this timeline
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Sat July 25, 2020
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Today is "I have a joke" day. Share yours
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Selma officials oppose renaming the Edmund Pettus Bridge for John Lewis. Bad timeline and all
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(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Madonna never paid her million dollar fine for supporting Pussy Riot
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Great news: UK nurse survives 67 days in the hospital with covid, including 40 in a coma, and gets to go home. Less great news: She's still in this timeline
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With Comic Con cancelled this year due to an invading life force, here's a some pretty cool costumes from years past. Yes, it's a slide show - this is the timeline we are currently living in
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Thu July 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Because we need one feel-good story in this timeline, dammit
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump thought he could outrun the legal avalanche. Seems like all his bad dreams are coming true at once
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Tue July 14, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Teachers in Florida are preparing their lesson plans, reading lists, living wills in preparation for the upcoming school year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
50 Years ago, Star Trek had a story that fit the 2020 timeline. Masks, Trump-like ruler, class warfare
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Sun July 12, 2020
(BGR)
 
 
 
...meanwhile on Mars
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Sat July 11, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
What, exactly, are they so proud of? The fact that even their photos smell like a combination of hot dog water, laundry Mom hasn't washed yet, and too much free time?
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Fri July 10, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Old 'n busted: Planet Nine on the outskirts of our solar system. New 2020 timeline inevitable darkness: it's a teensy black hole
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Wanted: someone to save the Food Timeline. Because it extends past 6000 years, fundies need not apply
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Taco Bell Quarterly - "the literary magazine for the Taco Bell Arts and Letters" launched last summer. Its third edition is coming in September - this timeline knows no mercy
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The perfect drink for your teetotaling relatives this 4th of July. You might want to add a shot of sloe gin or Canadian Club to it
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(Stars and Stripes)
 
 
 
Republican head of Armed Services Committee wants Pentagon to confirm Trump did not know, and he wants to know THIS WEEK
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
And for his next move, Trump wants to...*checks notes* defund Stars and Stripes
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