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Wed November 30, 2022
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Luis Guzmán: For what may never be the last time, I was not in the movie Ghost
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Tue November 29, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
It's a wonderful world anytime Satchmo is anywhere near the top of a Billboard chart
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Republicans have been moving farther right since Nixon. FARK: Democrats stay about the same over the same time period
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
The Chicago Bears and Green Bay Packers have played 205 times in the past 100 years. No one alive can remember the last time the Bears won twice consecutively
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Yoko Ono's last words to John Lennon, unfortunately nothing along the lines of, "Hey, watch out, that guy's got a gun"
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"I hope your house is okay"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Stanford apologizes to BYU for its marching band's halftime show which featured: A) the band spelling out "Utah Sucks"? B) Playing songs from the show "Book of Mormon"? or C) a lesbian couple getting married in a traditional Mormon wedding ceremony
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
You are the weakest wink
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Russian colonel commits "self execution" by shooting himself 5 times, demonstrating the fine marksmanship skills that his military is known for
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Someone thought it was the right time to rehabilitate Will Smith
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Remote workers reclaimed 60mil hours of commuting time and are spending it on wellbeing, new sweat pants, comfy warm socks, being annoyed by the damn cat who NOW WON'T LEAVE THEM ALONE
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(Living The Fast Food Life)
 
 
 
Chick-Fil-A operator's solution to his staffing problem is to offers his employees 13-hour, 3-day full-time schedules. Well, this will end... wait, with 100% retention rate and overall greater employee satisfaction?
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Time for your annual noggin'
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Please...no Gigli sequel
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(KTVU Bay Area News)
 
 
 
Two Farkers left their basements to run a half marathon as examples for the rest of us to put down the pastries, go outside, get some fresh air
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
Missing Fort Worth woman finally reconnected with her family 51 years later. She was abducted as a baby and never knew she was 20 minutes from her birth family the entire time
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Mon November 28, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
According to Ireland's Data Protection Commission, Facebook users from 2018-2019 were worth $1.93 each. That figure may be higher now with inflation. Subby is sure Meta has learned its lesson and won't let this happen again until next time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CEO of Barclays Bank reports he has cancer, record profits
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Your dog wants to level up
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 29 is wheedle, as in, A few of us be sharp, but the rest wheedle
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
Are you a time traveler?
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Sun November 27, 2022
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
The shiny stainless steel sippy cup you bought your tot at Whole Foods has been recalled... due to risk of lead poisoning
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(WMUR New Hampshire)
 
 
 
Man thinks he can leave his car unlocked while it's warming up outside his own apartment - forgets the times we live in, the nature of man, the Devil who mocks him, and the uncaring Universe
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
"Sometimes a thing gets broke, can't be fixed" applies to Firefly compression coils, and ancient symbols corrupted by Nazis
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(Literary Hub)
 
 
 
The best literary parties of all time. "Parties" were social gatherings people used to have, and "literary" parties were gatherings where people discussed "books," which were things people used to read before TikTok
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(Flickr)
 
 
 
Photoshop this nighttime reflection
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Sat November 26, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Top physicist known for the study of time is going to show just how old you farkers really are
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
The Scammer Payback channel usually posts videos showing them taking down scam centres halfway across the world. But this time, they get in their car and drive across town to stop a 69-year-old woman from losing everything
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(Marginally)
 
 
 
That time David Bowie took Proust's Questionnaire
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Why are you so selfish? Well we modern humans evolved a 'selfish' X chromosome after our early Africa exodus
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
They were fine until Dr. Pinkerton Chantasaur started mucking about with time travel
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
11foot8 bridge meet 12foot6 tunnel
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(The Times of India)
 
 
 
UAE bans Cher, Bono, Madonna, Rihanna...they're right about Beck, though
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(Vox)
 
 
 
It's the most scammy time of the year
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
James Webb strikes again. This time with a great pic of galaxy NGC 1566 a.k.a the Spanish Dancer
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Fri November 25, 2022
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a murder suspect out of my hat. This time for sure
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
How bad is it for Justice Alito? Well he's facing a lifetime appointment with no consequences
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
5-year-old boy helps mom deliver baby brother when she suddenly goes into labor at home. Good thing kid had recent experience being born himself
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(WBOC Delmarva)
 
Hero
 
11-year-old brother braves apartment fire to rescue his toddler sister. "If I didn't save my sister I would've been mad at myself because I could've saved her easily"
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Planes, Trains and Automobiles was once a four-hour film They had to trim that time down so you could get wherever you're going after watching it
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Thu November 24, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
One site's opinion of the all-time best TV commercials. Post yours
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(VT Digger)
 
 
 
You could buy a postcard stamp 101 years ago for a penny. But, you would have taken a chance on late delivery. But it still might make it in time for Thanksgiving
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
First snow day in Maretime bay means means Posey has to be salty about it. Can the gang show her how fun it is or will she tell them to shovel it? Find out on My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Snow Pun Intended. Hopefully it won't be snow boarding
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gratitude. Take a few minutes to think on what in your life is good. Share if you'd like
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Dyslexic M&S worker fired because their employer was worried their e-mail mistakes would attract the wrong clientele. Sometimes the jokes just write themselves
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Sounds like some people who traveled to Qatar for the World Cup are having a Fyre time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In other news, there was a time USA could win the men's World Cup
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
As people around the globe watch the World Cup, Afghanistan draws big crowds with their own national pastime
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(Some Turkey)
 
 
 
What did the turkey say to the computer? Google, Google, Google! It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread, Thanksgiving edition
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some traditions are timeless at Thanksgiving; pumpkin pie, ham, backyard football, but nothing is as timeless as the Great American Pastime, MST3K's Turkey Day celebration. The fun starts at 7AM ET with The Sword and the Dragon
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Wed November 23, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Besides "let someone else do the cooking" and "order Chinese take-out", what tips or tricks that you have learned over your many years can you share with any first-time Thanksgiving cooks?
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(Nola.com)
 
 
 
An unknown disease is killing coral, bad puns not considered a suspect at this time
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Two men shot in Butte die of head injuries
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Hoard of ancient Celtic gold coins stolen from museum. Police searching for time-traveling Vikings
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Dr. Feelgood guitarist Wilko Johnson, who found a second life in "Game Of Thrones," dead at 75. Get your Telecaster, riff hard as hell, and glare at the audience in his memory
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR explains that, by deliberately shunning the Force, Jedi, lightsabers, and Tatooine, Andor ended up becoming the greatest Star Wars series of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Genesis calls in restructuring expert in its fight to avoid bankruptcy. I thought they had broken up a long time ago
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
U.S. Team acquires a new goalie just in time for the World Cup
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
It's time for the Thanksgiving equivalent of the article complaining that "Seinfeld doesn't work if they have cellphones"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Just in time for Thanksgiving, here are some holiday foods that you can safely share with your dog. Plain green beans are okay, but green bean casserole is right out, which is where I'd like to toss it. Welcome to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Demonstrating why he is only the 4th best rated frozen water related rapper, Ice Cube admits he turned down a $9 million movie role because he didn't want to get vaccinated
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
'Sixth time in history this has happened': Rare sight captured in space by amateur astronomer
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
So you're a school administrator investigating sexting between students? Congrats, you're now facing jail time for possessing child pornography and your career is shot
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's time for Groups E & F. Morocco face Croatia at 5 am ET, Germany have Japan at 8, Spain look to conquer Costa Rica at 11, and Belgium get Canuckistan at 2. It's your World Cup Discussion Thread with streaming on Fox and FS1
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reset the egg timer. "Probably less than 10 " dead in VA Walmart
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(BBC)
 
 
 
FIFA giving away free soccer in Qatar
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Tue November 22, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
NYTimes Pitchbot: Get off my South Lawn
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The first labor strike took place over 3,000 years ago in Egypt. Workers were striking for better pay, better conditions and not being forced to walk sideways all the time
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(Daily Monitor (Uganda))
 
 
 
Ebola outbreak, travel restrictions, social distancing... what better time to get 20,000 people together for a marathon? Subby hopes they all ran off in different directions
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Say it fast three times. Cranberry Curd Tart
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you have anything important to say to anyone in Texas, now is probably the time to do it
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Seventh time's the charm. After multiple delays this fall, Digital World Acquisition shareholders finally vote to keep the company on life support, extending the Truth Social merger deadline until September 2023
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(Self Magazine)
 
 
 
Might I suggest this as the reason you give for passing out before 1 p.m.?
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
The Affordable Healthcare Act hasn't changed outcomes despite our hopes? Golly, it couldn't be that it was hamstrung by Republicans who tried to repeal it 70 times, and then to restrict, defund, and prevent its implementation... could it?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Well here may just be the dumbest conclusion made from Elon's Twitter debacle
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
How to know the judge is pissed. When he tells your lawyer--"You can't keep making the same arguments after you've already lost," and "I just think you're wasting time and resources,"
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Does anybody really know what time it is?
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Avatar 2 is so expensive it must be the fourth or fifth highest-grossing movie of all time to break even, or the third-highest grossing James Cameron film
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Indiana Pacers halftime puppy races fail in adorable fashion, leaving fans to have to settle for the home team winning by 21 points
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Oh, look: Devin Nunes files yet another defamation lawsuit, this time against Jake Tapper. Subby will risk being a co-defendant by pointing and laughing
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(Some Smrt Cat)
 
 
 
Even your cat thinks you're putting out the Christmas decorations too early
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for November 22 is leonine, as in "The most significant catholic prelate of the middle ages was Pope Leonine"
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(ESPN (UK))
 
 
 
FIFA has decided that even the word Love is one step too far for them and demands Belgium change their kit. By the time the knockout stages arrive, you might get a straight red if you don't come out against justice and equity in a pre-match interview
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another day, another youth minister arrested for over 200 counts of possession of child pornography. No word on sermons about the evils of drag shows
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
NY prosecutors think they have a criminal case against Trump for that 2016 hush money payment to Stormy Daniels, says increasingly nervous man for seventh time this year
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Elon: I'm done firing Tweeps for today, who wants to come work for me?
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
In early 2021, Kia unveiled a new logo. Now, there are 30K Google searches each month for "KN car"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Putin *puts his hands in a t-shape* Hey time out guys, let's just all take a breather for a few, Ok?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Narrator: The truth is, he didn't like Trump at all
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
Outgoing Oregon Governor Kate Brown sees Biden's 6,500 federal cannabis pardons and raises with an astounding 45,000 statewide cannabis pardons
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(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Stupid: LeBron James is not top-10 all-time. Interesting: LeBron James is not a top-10 all-time Laker
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
I hope nobody mentions Samuel L Jackson to him
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Mon November 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Nicki Aycox goes supernatural
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Chrisley Knows Jail: Todd gets 12 years, Julie gets 7
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Egg tart vendor promises not to accidentally sell realistic plastic samples...again. Difficulty: For the third time
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"TFG is at his weakest political position in years", says increasingly nervous journalist for the 2,347th time
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Patrick Mahomes and "the greatest tight end of all time'' are a combo not seen since Neil Lomax and Roy Green
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Watch sells for titanic sum, still less valuable than space on a floating door
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(CBS8 San Diego)
 
 
 
Some San Diego reporter does actual journalism, goes into the family background of the Colorado Springs shooter and uncovers an interesting link to a local politician. Subby pulls out the shocked_fry.jpeg
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Woman jailed for using drugs while pregnant files lawsuit against sheriff's office because she wasn't pregnant, no matter what her little kid squealed about at time of arrest
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
Hershey brewery selected as best Brewery Tour, no word on how many times the tour guide sings 'Wild Thing, I think love you, but I want to know for sure'
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Today in "I can't believe it's not MadLibs": Former Jet2 worker and partner ran illegal black market baby scan clinic in lockdown
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
AI offers a real-time 'eraser' for things you don't want to see anymore
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
CBS didn't waste time airing the debacle that was the Viking/Cowboys game, cutting out in the third quarter. But cutting to the Bengals/Steelers game? That was cold
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
1A) Turn out the lights, lock the doors, and leave before those people even get in your zip code
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(National Today)
 
 
 
Hello
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(Oregon Public Broadcasting)
 
 
 
Local sheriff don't trust government much so he arrests Forest Service prescribed burn boss. Just let them all burn next time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Time to replace the France surrenders meme
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Politics
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Food
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for D'awww
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(Fark)
 
HOTM
 
Headline of the Month September 2022 voting for Business
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Leader of "The Crimean Republic" gives a "remain calm, all is well" speech to residents of Crimea. It works about as well as the time Kevin Bacon did it
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why bother even owning a clock in the only industrialized country where this regularly happens? Five dead, multiple wounded in shooting at Colorado Springs gay nightclub
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Why bother even owning a clock in the only industrialized country where this regularly happens? Five dead, multiple wounded in shooting at Colorado Springs gay nightclub
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Thirteen times the Macy's parade went off the rails
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Sat November 19, 2022
(Scotsman)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this but apparently some people have electronic devices in their homes that they are no longer using
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(University of South Florida)
 
 
 
Wall Street is having a gay old time
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(The Root)
 
 
 
Deputy Chief punishes two firefighters who failed to sweep a burning building where two children subsequently died and then lied about it. Promptly gets fired himself, because this timeline absolutely sucks
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Brits get their knickers in a twist over ad suggesting there's such a thing as tan people at Christmastime
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Leap seconds to disappear by 2035
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I live my tweets two minutes at a time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
No way dude. Weighed more than a humpback whale? Just how much weed is that?
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Fri November 18, 2022
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Kim Jong-Un reveals his 9 year-old daughter to the world for the first time, was feeling shamed by Herschel Walker
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(BBC-US)
 
Hero
 
Ireland tells Russian embassy staff to fark right off
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(Bellator)
 
 
 
Friday Night MMA: Bellator 288, Vadim Nemkov vs Corey Anderson for the light heavyweight title, Patricky Pitbull vs Usman Nurmagomedov for the lightweight title. Prelims stream at 6 PM ET, main card at 9 PM ET on Showtime. Also ONE FC at 8 PM ET
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(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Blue jay beats up owl, and no, this isn't a sports headline
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Here's your Elizabeth Holmes sentencing thread. How much prison time will she receive? Will she wear black? Court begins at 1pm eastern
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(WWLP)
 
 
 
Did they expect her to deal with all those kids sober?
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(NFL)
 
 
 
In the 'Dude, you've been doing that all season' category Aaron Rodgers admits in the Packers loss to the Titans that 'I threw a lot of kinda wobblers tonight'
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Man enters NY Times' HQ with an ax and sword, presumably to hack up their Gutenberg printing press and execute all the carrier pigeons
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Thu November 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
Hero
 
Most times, an airline returning a customer's phone it isn't really newsworthy. However, when the Captain leans out the window of the cockpit to retrieve the phone, that is pretty sweet. Southwest really does go above and beyond for their customers
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Russian-backed group found guilty of 298 murders 2014. subby is glad that Russia was swiftly rebuked and sanctioned in the immediate aftermath, and the Kremlin learned not to get militarily involved in other countries
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Darn those Zoom meetings, always getting in the way of happy time (NSFW language)
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1421, thousands of Europeans died in a massive flood in lands that were known to be prone to flooding. Their descendants moved right back in afterwards, and some eventually emigrated to Florida
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Counting down Sir Elton's top 30 songs and it's gonna be a long, long time until farkers quit whining about slideshows
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
CEO of Binance responds to criticism of crypto industry: HFSP, bro
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
You might not have associated "dynamic" with Taco Bell, Popeyes, or Krispy Kreme but you will
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Of course it is. In fact, I have a few extra of them from Trick or Treating this year, plus the handful I found under the sofa last time I vacuumed
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Strong sales signal singing Sonos stock
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The only way to have gotten farked harder over Dubai's Palm Island development in the Persian Gulf was to have paid by crypto for a time-share
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Toy sales are a big lump of coal this year as Santa Inc. refuses to comment on possible layoffs, misfit expectations
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Unexpected nudity and vomit-covered cats: not just fond memories of Fark Parties in the Before-Times
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(Tech Dirt)
 
 
 
Devin Nunes sues Esquire and reporter Ryan Lizza over critical article. In discovery, turns out that his family farm DID have workers with Social Security number "discrepancies." And guess what Nunes tried to eliminate penalties for six times
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(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
The safety experts list the top ten worst toys for 2022. In other words, the ones your kids want
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Crypto-President Nayib Bukele pledges to buy the dip. And the next dip. And the next dip. And the
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
L.A. County Sheriff Department members are on the scene of a "run and hit" incident
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Wed November 16, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK's Raab faacing inquiry intou twou behaaviour coumplaaints, vouwel ouverreaach
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Before he loses the spotlight he has enjoyed, Joe Manchin really feels like it's necessary to kick his party in the junk one last time during the lame duck session
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Next time you trip over a tree root, remember that you're not the first, and trees have been trying to kill us all for millions of years
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Sha na na na na, we're going to have a good time. It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney World increases ticket prices for the second time in a year, although you still won't need to sell more than one of your children to afford a trip there. Probably
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(NASA)
 
 
 
NASA lets you track Artemis in real time. Sooooo cool
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Witness the very epitome of "throwing away good money after bad"
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(El Pais)
 
 
 
No oral, no masturbation, definitely no sodomy and every woman a virgin, even those with kids. Apparently they were all liars in medieval times. Interesting stands in for Giggity as Giggity's in a chastity belt
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fans start petition to finally get INXS inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame, say they're tired of being left hanging
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(JoBlo)
 
 
 
Tarantino says the current era of feet is the worst ever. I mean films
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(Seattle Times)
 
 
 
Louisville Cardinals Men's basketball team are now 0-3, having lost their first three home games of a season for the first time since 1940-41. All three losses have been by one point. Duke Sucks
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Ötzi the Iceman probably thawed and refroze several times, so he's probably not safe to eat no matter how well you cook him
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Chris Evans is paying the price for having a private life, America's Ass
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
No one is hoping Twitter fails more than SBF right now, which would make his loss of a $32 billion company pale in comparison to pissing away $44 billion on the bird. This article indicates onion skin Elon is well on his way
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(MrHormel)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who enjoy spam spam spam figgy pudding and spam
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(14 News Evansville)
 
Video
 
House blows up in southern Indiana. This is not a repeat of the one from several months ago. This time with video of explosion and redneck interviews
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Tue November 15, 2022
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
A dick to be put on a list
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Ex-Nuggets coach George Karl calls for Broncos to fire Nathaniel Hackett. Because if anyone knows a thing or two about getting fired, it's George Karl
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
We've now come to the time in the economy where investors demand companies like Alphabet fire tens of thousands of people so they can sustain their cocaine and yacht habits
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Ten office buzzwords you're using that annoy all your co-workers. List missing: deliverable, crushing it, teamwork, non-value added, real world, real time, virtual meeting, put a pin in it, existential, holistic, etc. etc. etc
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #021. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
Whoopie Goldberg: "It was a shock, because I'm triple vaxxed, I haven't been anywhere, I haven't done anything"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Rupert Murdoch says he can quit drinking any time he wants
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
2 minutes to midnight as vodak fueled Russians fire missiles into Poland, killing 2. [UPDATE: Story has been retracted and the reporter was fired]
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Photo of man with longest thumb goes viral
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(Slate)
 
 
 
... but just because it was the only Tiffany Trump event of all time
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
For the 312th time, just cancel Jeopardy already. You're destroying the legacy of Alex Trebek
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(Worldometers)
 
 
 
By the time this is greened, the world population will have reached 8 billion. Just remember resources are finite. Have fun sleeping
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Mon November 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
New York Times Pitchbot just won the internets for today
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just so we're claire on things, sometimes when a headline asks a question the answer is "Yes"
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on RAW: Miz goes on Miz TV to apologize for the scheme to get Miz more airtime, press and ratings for Miz & Mrs. Dexter Lumis has no comment. Also, Seth faces off against Finn in a match to set up Wargames. This and more at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Senate claims to have enough bipartisan votes to pass a marriage equality bill protecting same-sex and interracial relationships
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Incidentally - and just in time for National Pickle Day - here's a pickle-flavored gin
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
How common are female psychopaths? I asked my wife this question but she was too busy plotting my untimely death to answer
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Fox News supports foreigner for what feels like the first time
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Study pinpoints three brain regions with proper spectra for autistic individuals just in time for Wapner
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
The reason Trump is convinced that these Tax cases and DOJ investigations are nothing more than political hit jobs designed to make him look bad, is because that's what HE would do, correction, ACTUALLY DID
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(WMCTV)
 
 
 
*hork*
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(9 News)
 
 
 
The headline says it all: The mascot for the next Olympic Games is a hat
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
So you kept your crypto coins in your own hardware wallet to avoid fiascos with dealers like FTX. Yeah, about that
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(WHDH Boston)
 
 
 
Happy National Pickle Day, November 14. Why not have a celebratory ice cream cone?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Now that Stephen Fry has left Twitter for open-source Mastodon, it's time to start posting Mastodon toots instead of Twitter tweets. Original makes way for Unique
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Sun November 13, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's high time that those big bongs returned
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty years ago today, Count Dracula crossed oceans of time to suck blood. Duke still sucks more
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Hey. No take-backs
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Irish anti-corruption cop corrupts the Dublin marathon by riding the tram to the finish line
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
The Shat reaches out to his long-time detractors: "GET A LIFE, will you people?"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Llandegley International Airport closes after 25 years
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(Arkansas Online)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: That time being unselfish paid off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Jeff Bezos gives $100m to Dolly Parton to do good things with
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Sat November 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Dilbert cartoonist Scott Adams claims he's had enough of DJT, losing readers
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Today, in "Things You're Doing Wrong"...your laundry; specifically, using laundry detergent
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(East Bay Times)
 
 
 
Having declared your menu ahead of time, you were under no obligation to change it based on your friends' critique
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
November is National Adopt a Senior Pet Month, and there's no better time to welcome a loving, aging kitty into your home. Welcome to Caturday
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Fri November 11, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
You know the saying about "Getting kicked while you're down"? This is an example
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Someone should have told her that when you and your boyfriend are both running a multi year sick time scam at the NYC jail where you work, it is best not to document your fraudulent, jet setting, lavish lifestyle on social media
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"How can I get my girlfriend and my son back after my hubris cost me both?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Like the swallows returning to Capistrano, like AAA warning about holiday traffic, it's time to welcome the first media sighting of the annual "Thanksgiving Dinner is going to cost you more" story of 2022
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stay classy Grand Wizard of the GOP
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(NBC Miami)
 
 
 
Sad tag trumps Florida tag as responsible gun owners leave 5 kids at home alone, return to 4
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Thu November 10, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Raiders LB Blake Martinez retires from football at 28. Fark: so he can buy and sell Pokémon cards full-time
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
British Star Wars-style laser weapon tested for first time, pew pew pews quadcopter two miles away (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN's investigative journalists discover that chocolate is "having a moment." This would qualify as breaking news, if the report was from pre-Aztec times
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mariah Carey announces televised Christmas special. All she wants for Christmas is your soul
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Harvest and Hugs Day is weirdly important in Zepher Hights, so Pipp wants everything to be perfect for her mother's visit. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Panic on Harvest & Hugs Day, where perfect is NOT blowing the planet up. Much
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Tell me why, I don't like Wednesdays
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
DC Attorney General to make major announcement about Commanders. No word if its charges against Snyder, related to the RB was shot multiple times, or to remind everyone about Gus Frerotte's headbutt celebration
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, boing, *DING* 100% fully charged
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"My husband won't agree to take time out of his work schedule to follow my cycles and won't give me a baby. I have a colleague who is very taken with me; can I just secretly have his child?" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
General Motors recalls 340K SUVs due to light issues. Well, sounds like it's not too serious since they're not heavy
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
The happiest family Thanksgiving dinner we ever had was at a Polish smorgasbord restaurant. We all ate like kings, and then went home and took a nap without having to wash anything. Any good Thanksgiving restaurant memories? Amusingly bad memories?
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Generation Z exposed to Slipknot for the first time, believes it to be The Purge
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Musk's next horrible idea for Twitter - Turning it into a dogecoin payment processor
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Top, Lite-Brite, and Masters of the Universe have been inducted into the toy Hall of Fame, possibly by the power of Grayskull
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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)
 
 
 
When you know you're not going to be sober in time for your next AA meeting, there are always options
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(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Now that they don't have to care about the voters, the GOP wastes no time ramping things back up. Tennessee bill would make drag shows a felony
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Russ knows how to cook without a recipe card
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(The Register)
 
 
 
If you've been dreaming of kilometer-wide beams of microwave energy raining down from a fleet of satellites, time to get cracking on your secret lair
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Research says wait times for cancer treatment in the UK have doubled in the past four years. Keep calm and carry on dreaming of remission
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These box office bombs were actually great movies. Get a Clue, those numbers don't really mean anything to most of us
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
'Mind-reading' brain implant allows California man, 36, to 'talk' again after he had a pontine stroke at 20, and he wastes no time in telling doctors how much he HATES hospital food
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Wed November 09, 2022
(Fark)
 
 
 
Fark NotNewsletter: Now's our time to shine
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Florida man fools IRS into cutting him a check for $6 million, keeps a low profile by buying a $2.6 million waterfront mansion and six luxury cars
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Redfin's home-flipping business goes belly-up
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Netflix Presents: 'Knives Out For Kevin McCarthy.' The true story of a petty, little man who gets what's coming to him when he's thrown to a pack of rabid MAGAts
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Looks like it's time to buy that dip again. And keep buying until the crypto whales can safely liquidate everything
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(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Murphy was found abandoned on the side of the road and is currently in a foster home, but he hopes to be living his best life in a forever home in time for Woofday Wetnose Wednesday. Please welcome him and all the awesome folks who have helped out
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Death hurts
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Old news: scams by alleged Nigerian "princesses." New hotness: scams by actual Norwegian princess
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Time to play the world's saddest song on the world's tiniest erhu
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
The two-year aging process for your ballot begins today on election day, will probably turn out like a sour burgundy knowing our politics
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Scientists have discovered how one of the best jumpers since Fosbury perfects their landing every time in this slo-mo video
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Beer could help protect against Alzheimer's disease. Then how come every time I have more than 12 I can't remember anything?
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #020. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Crypto bros have decided to crack open each other's skulls to feast on the goo inside
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Former FIFA boss says giving the World Cup to Qatar was a mistake. It sure took a long time for that check to clear
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
'Time traveller from 2906' claims that our universe has a 'creator' that keeps us in a jar. Subby is going to go out on a limb and say he may have met Abby Normal at some time (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Election Protection)
 
 
 
Discussion thread for those voting in person today: tell us what you're seeing for turnout, wait times, poll watchers, problems, etc. LGT Election Protection hotline
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
The woman who was nearly killed by a train after cops stranded her on the tracks gets to be criminally charged at the same time that they do
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Mon November 07, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Subby barely made it through the first 10 episodes of the Netflix Monster Dahmer series. No idea how they will extend it two more seasons, it wasn't very appetizing the first time
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(KSNT Topeka)
 
 
 
Someone REALLY wanted their pizza
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
For the first time ever, all 30 NBA teams will play tonight. Starting times will be staggered, so you can watch every tip-off while you drink yourself staggered
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(Universe Today)
 
 
 
It isn't quite time to go through Mars's clothes and look for loose change
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
Man builds 3,000-pound time capsule to send a bag of Flaming Hot Cheetos 10,000 years in the future
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Josh Allen blames loss to Jets on his QB
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Philly Farkers need to make sure they and their friends aren't on these lists. If they are, tell them to go fix it. Time is running out
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(Zillow)
 
 
 
Maybe don't include the Google Street View next time, although it does explain why the home is unoccupied
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bad: You have to retake the SAT. Fark: Because your answer sheet flew off a UPS truck
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
Zoinks A look at America's gh-gh-ghost towns
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
After watching Twitter turn into a raging dumpster fire following sudden mass layoffs Meta decides to break out the gasoline and light a match
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
New survey says 34% of Americans think violence against the government is sometimes ok, down from 100% in 1776
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(Dull Men's Club)
 
 
 
Monday may be the most important day of the year for businesses
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
Trigger warning
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(Kent Online)
 
 
 
UK High Court grants injunction that will stop protesters disrupting the traffic flow of the M25 around London, including scaling the Queen Elizabeth Bridge and camping out in hammocks. Because we're sure they asked permission last time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is feeling all lovey dovey today and wants to share songs about love, sweet love, with the rest of the world
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm on yer shelves, drinking yer bottled waters
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Showtime's Phil Spector docuseries is like a boring article submitted with a newsflash tag
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Six barrel strength bourbons you shouldn't miss. The best part is that if you do it right you can taste them again for the first time the next day. And the next
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Sat November 05, 2022
(Big E Radio)
 
 
 
At 10:30PM ET Noise Factor hits the interwebs with Headstones, Sasquatch, Electric Wizard, Slift, a brand new track from Filter and many more. Also, playing guitar is expensive, and a surprising band is played for the first time tonight
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
For these straightened times, DIY Rolexes
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(Fox 59)
 
 
 
"At this time, we believe Pikachu acted alone and no other Pokemon characters were involved in this incident," Roachdale Police Department wrote. "However, we are not opposed to catching them all"
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(NBC4i)
 
 
 
The stolen venison, estimated to total over 2,000 pounds during the time in question, was laundered into summer sausage that was sold for profit
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, I'm a f*cking idiot. Bonus: fake Pitbull concert tickets
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(Some Farker)
 
 
 
Farker ProfessorTomoe's latest album just dropped, on the same day he had to have surgery for RSI injuries on his left hand/arm. He would really appreciate it if you could help him out by streaming his album, or maybe even by snagging a copy of it
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The latest thing you were doing wrong your whole life: the way you played Super Mario Bros
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
If you haven't watched Doctor Who in a while, and judging by the ratings you haven't been, here's a refresher on everything you need to know about what's happening in Time and Space
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Because Marvel has a strict "No shirt, No shoes, no movie policy?"
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Fri November 04, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Not news : woman is run over. News: by her own car after she got out of it. Fark : three times
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
The reviews are so bad Netflix may have to cancel Blockbuster for a second time
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(Equestria Daily)
 
 
 
Izzy goes Bansky on Maritime bay and learns that the Rich and Powerful are the only ones allowed to break the law. It's My Little Pony: Tell Your Tale - Sneaky Strikes Again, but will have to face a court injunction from the government next episode
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
#6: It sucks
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
This is why we can't have nice times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Oz can share my rubes to grift, but not for his election. Fetterman gets 'em this time. Play nice boys
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
And then, for perhaps the first time ever, he told the truth, causing the Obvious tag to assplode with the fury of a billion suns
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(CBR)
 
 
 
Marvel has confirmed its fastest superhero, and you may be surprised to know who it is
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(BBC)
 
 
 
Shouting "Go back to Africa" is a moronic statement at the best of times. Even moreso when you're a sitting member of the French Parliament
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(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
These are house items that buyers almost always regret, so can Subby come over and swim while we roast marshmallows?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
This person has worked on cruise ship for over 7 years. Here are mistakes a lot of first-timers make when going on a cruise
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Bank of England finally notices that the Tories have been in charge this whole time
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
🎵Troy and Abed in the mooovie🎵
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Thu November 03, 2022
(Some Guy who needs a green)
 
 
 
Oh for Peet's sake
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Thursday Night Football kicks off week 9 of the 2022 NFL season with the Eagles visiting the Texans. In what may a first the Phillies are playing the Astros in the World Series at the same time. Football starts @ 8:15pm ET on Amazon Prime
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
I hate NJ Nazis
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Judge decides Trump needs a baby monitor
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
There was no plan, no procedure, so simple that it could not get massively screwed up when thousands of persons tried to post in the 7pm ET MSNBC thread at the same time
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(MSN)
 
 
 
That Q-believer MAGAT who attacked Paul Pelosi and wanted to break nancy's kneecaps? He didn't even vote in the "stolen" election, because he was an illegal alien....from Canada. I for one say it's aboot time that we built that wall, eh?
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(Saveur)
 
 
 
Thirteen best "Big Batch" cocktails for Thanksgiving. But why are all of the recipes single servings?
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(Kare11)
 
 
 
Cable installer's leg severed in freak accident, will be re-attached next Tuesday sometime between 11 a.m. and 4 p.m.
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Look out, New York Times Pitchbot, you're getting some competition from the WaPo Hot Take Extruder
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
You'd draw giant bugs and bats and aliens on the ground if you were coked to the gills and tripping balls all the time too - don't deny it
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
Always remember to get rid of the deceased murder victims in your truck bed BEFORE your crash
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(The Star (UK))
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Sheffield. A angry potato
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(Radio-Canada)
 
 
 
At least two people are stupid enough to give out their drugs to the kids on Halloween thus guaranteeing that we hear the 'check candy for drugs' story for the rest of recorded time
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
1959 Corvette owner tries to get his car legally tagged in Kansas. That's a NOPE leave it here citizen and back away and we will crush it. Hilarity ensues...sorry not this time. How much to say the 'balls on this sucka' in Fark swear jar?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(SpaceX)
 
 
 
We've had our Booster Ballet, now it's time to get back to the usual Falcon 9 grind. Hotbird 13G launches from SLC-40 at CCSFS on F9 Booster B1067.7 at 11:26 PM EDT on Nov. 2, 2022
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
13 chicks at the same time, man
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Advertising giant Interpublic Group tells its clients to pause Twitter spending in this time of uncertainty. You know, Twitter, the company that lost $221 million last year on $5 billion in revenue, of which 92% was advertising
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(Comic Sands)
 
 
 
Not to be outdone by JFK identifying as a jelly donut in front of packed Berlin crowd, TFG pens angry screed about richly delicious German fruit and nut loaf
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(MSN)
 
 
 
We should declare a "Pandemic Amnesty" and move on from all the recriminations, blame and fighting, says person who has obviously never been to America, spent time in the PolTab
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Herschel Foosball throws down the gauntlet, says he'll put his resume up against Barack Obama's anytime. Shall we?
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(Fox 40 Sacramento)
 
 
 
No one knew what the purple light in the sky was as they've never seen the Kings win a game
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Tue November 01, 2022
(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
For the last time, Daniel Radcliffe declares he's no Wolverine and can't replace Hugh Jackman in the inevitable X-Men reboot
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(Notre Dame Observer)
 
 
 
The amazing results of the flip-phone experiment: Life outside of a smartphone
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Longreads: The search for the Ivory-Billed Woodpecker. It's just been hiding from us this entire time
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(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Orange County declares RSV health emergency. And not one claim of being "their new hoax" or Chinese bioweapons labs? Maybe it's too soon
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Just in time for the holidays, thanks to Mars you will not be having sex according to this sky gazer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
The best time of the day to weigh yourself is: Never
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(Fark)
 
 
 
When is the right time of year to start listening to Christmas music?
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
When you need to tell time in a place you'll never be
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(KUCI)
 
 
 
Are you tired of the same old radio drivel? It's time for your weekly 2-hour dose of brand new underground alternative music you won't hear on commercial radio, on pastFORWARD presents: Sonic Supernova #019. Starts @ 3:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
"Putin is really dying this time" is the international version of "these will finally be the charges that take down Trump"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
ESPN Week 9 NFL Power Rankings - while they discuss hope it's time to get the forks out because some teams are done. Of course that team is still ranked too high, you know which one
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(SpaceX)
 
 
 
It's Showtime - Back after almost 3-1/2 years, not seen since June 25, 2019, it's FALCON HEAVY, launching USSF-44, from LC-39A at Cape Kennedy. Liftoff at 9:40 am EDT Nov 1, 2022. Three new boosters, and center core will be expended
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hypersensitive Dynamite Monkey, who was born on third base, has exactly as much self-awareness as one would expect from a lifetime of never hearing the word "no"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
I'mma let you finish, but these are the best tweets of all time. OF ALL TIME
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(Some Chili Cookin' Guy)
 
 
 
It's time for the Terlingua International Chili Cookoff. Prepare your anus
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Inspectors concerned about rats getting their feet burned
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Bono reflects on 40 years of marriage, regrets leaving Cher
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(CNN)
 
 
 
They make the chains rattle on time
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Mon October 31, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't lick your fingers to unstick the pages
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(God's Spies)
 
 
 
After our chief executives are dead, your kids will never experience these things again
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Detroit Lions are not only bad, they are now unpleasant
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
O Ye of Little Faith it's time to get some as Ben leaps into a priest who has been called to assist a family in crisis on Halloween night. Quantum Leap Ep. 7 @ 10 PM ET on NBC
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Trivia time: Which Major League baseball team is currently the most penalized in the NFL?
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(WFTV Orlando)
 
Hero
 
Sometimes Florida Man does good things
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Another glass ceiling broken for African-American women, but this time it's ice. Bonus: Subby skated at the same rink when she was starting out and got to watch her blow all the other skaters away even at age 8
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(ESPN)