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Mon August 10, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rank cities you've spent significant time in
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
It's always in the last place you look
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
It's always in the last place you look
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Sun August 09, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like its time to go shopping for trail mix
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby begs five minutes of your time to listen to one of the greatest speeches ever made - that is dead-on regarding our situation in the middle of 2020
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Greatest touring rock band forced to put tour on hold
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
After 3 OTs in 5 games yesterday, the NBA will try to follow up with 7 games today and time running out for playoff hopefuls. Spurs-Pelicans on ABC at 3 PM ET, NBA TV has PHI-POR @ 6:30 PM, and BLN-LAC @ 9 PM. Here's your bubble thread
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Three games today. Bruins vs, Caps at Noon ET. Stars and Blues at 3 PM, Then time for a trip to the liquor store before the Leafs are eliminated by the Blue Jackets at 8 PM. Or a Tortarella meltdown around 11 PM. Hockey in August. Because it's 2020
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(Billboard)
 
 
 
Sure, it fell out of favor fast once the '80s arrived, but in retrospect it wasn't all bad. Pull out your best polyester -- it's time to hit the dance floor and disco the day away with the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(The Nation)
 
 
 
August 9, 1974: Richard Nixon resigns
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(WFAA Fort Worth)
 
 
 
On today's episode of "2020: The Endtimes", Fort Worth, TX facing an invasion of swamp rats
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Sat August 08, 2020
(Fox 7 Austin)
 
 
 
One Austin man has placed a small flag in his front yard for every Texan that has died from COVID-19. His yard currently has 8,116 flags on it
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
You're not the only one who needs AC at this time of year
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At extended family holiday meals, the QAnon weirdos were isolated at one end of the table. That's in effect what Social Media did. But now your weird uncle who thinks Hillary's been shot and there's a body double of her is trying to drink your soup
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
... or perhaps, just perhaps, it's time to develop a new business model as the old one is now as relevant as selling buggy whips to horseless carriage drivers
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(crawford county now.com)
 
 
 
"It was uplifting to see that many people out there wanting to help, and then to see the excitement on everyone's faces when the kitten came out. It's stuff like that that makes you feel good with everything going on today". Welcome to Caturday
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
US intelligence states that OANN is acting as a conduit of Russian propaganda. But CNN sometimes quotes statements from a known Russian asset in DC, so both sides are bad
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Fri August 07, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Jerry Falwell Jr. taking an indefinite leave of absence from Liberty University to spend more time with his pool boy
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Seattle once had San Francisco-style cable cars to help commuters and beachgoers scale city's steep hills. "In this time of pandemic, the cable car would actually be a relatively safe form of transportation because it's not terribly enclosed"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Second worst president in modern times trolls the worst president ever
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(Buzzword Bingo)
 
 
 
It's time to invent new words to describe our monopolistic tactics that strongarm the little guy, prevent them from becoming competition, fleece our customers, and lock our users in
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Fresh Hell Friday. Russia did it. Congress won't do it. We are so screwed. Smoke'em if you got'em, it's the MSNBC primetime discussion thread starting at 7PM Eastern
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(Variety)
 
 
 
November 20 is time for An-i-ma-ni-acs
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
A timeline explaining how powerful white supremacist propagandists converted your Reagan conservative dad to a Trump cultist for fun, profit and power
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Anyone want to play Zeld@ Ocarina of Time Quest, the most obvious name rip-off in history?
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(Newshub NZ)
 
 
 
The U.S. issues a travel advisory to New Zealand over its 23 active Covid cases
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
You can now make a claim in the $7.5M Google+ security flaw settlement which could be worth a massive $0.000002 after attorney fees and other costs are deducted
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"We've been lax with our 9 and 6-year-old kids ever since schools shut down in March. There was a little bit of learning. Then when summer hit, everything got way looser. Later bedtime, more screentime. How do we go back to being disciplinarians?"
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(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
NYC reporting multiple power outag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
While most movies are delaying their releases later and later, Bill & Ted time travel to a week earlier for their latest movie. Excellent
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Let's play Finish This Sentence: Every time they ask Biden about taking a cognitive test, he should say
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Rewrite a famous headline from any time in history using the "Person Woman Man Camera TV" formula. LGT example
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
UN discusses Kashmir for the third time, as they attempt to find some common ground between fans of Physical Graffiti and supporters of their later works
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
March For Our Lives, a gun control advocacy group, sends their thoughts and prayers to the NRA in this troubled time
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
New BBC series with Michael Palin will focus on all that time he spent pining for the fjords
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Sometimes you just gotta have a casserole
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thirsty Thursday MSNBC prime-time discussion thread 7 PM Eastern
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
It's not just you, we're all stuck in a Trump time loop. The scary part is none of us can escape it
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Well time to break out a statue in her honor for such a bold outpouring of emotion
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Nintendo's profits increased by 400% between this past March and June
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Windsor Castle opens the East Terrace Garden for the first time in 40 years. Lucky visitors may catch a glimpse of Prince Andrew pulling weeds or watering the lawn
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Mortgage rates fall to a record low for the eighth time this year, making buying that new split-level refrigerator box or van condo with river views more affordable for many
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Shopping sites employ subtle tricks to make you spend more, and no, they don't stick the milk at the far back corner of the site. Well they actually kinda do
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
What is round on both sides but has COVID in the Middle?
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(WKBW Buffalo)
 
 
 
New York woman collects robocall fees from her bank
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(Vindy News)
 
 
 
Actual headline: "Molotov cocktails found at day care." Kids these days, I tell ya
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Remember that Tanzanian small-scale miner who struck it rich with a huge gem find a little over a month ago? Well he's done it again, this time with one worth $3m
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(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"Stop whining and put your god damn mask on," says man who wears mask on stage all the time
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
While you wait for the bomb to drop in NY, why not watch Acting DHS douche, Chad Wolf, howl like a stuck pig before Congress this morning, as he tries to defend blinding and gassing protestors. (10am start time)
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Raiders players find out that Jon Gruden is infected with Jon Gruden and not COVID-19
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Okay, people...last time: DON'T DRINK THE HAND SANITIZER
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm probably close to my internet limit, so let's just open Twitter one last time and...nopenope this is too much internet. I made a bad choice
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I am told I am supposed to rest my meat after cooking. But has anyone done a test of this? Cook a bunch of roasts, then slice and weigh them 0, 5, 10, and 15 minutes rest time. I am not sure I am buying this theory
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Wed August 05, 2020
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Man commits three burglaries in one night. Winds up with hand sanitizer
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
James Gunn's The Suicide Squad had "zero interference" from studio
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
When Daisy and Sis start fighting will May turn this Zephyr around and go home? Find out tonight on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD at 10pm eastern on ABC. Yes, ABC. For sure this time
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(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Spitting Image reveals its Boris Johnson and Prince Andrew for the first time. Wait...those are puppets?
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
You know how it goes, you visit a buddy's mobile home, you have a few beers, a bear walks in, one of the 10 kids tries to pet it, then it wrestles you to the floor and smashes through a wall to escape
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Asked for a FOURTH time, on Fox News no less, about what his second term agenda would be if reelected, Trump only managed to squeeze out a popcorn fart, and go on to complain about Germany being a NATO deadbeat
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(Travel and Leisure)
 
 
 
Airline hosting Hello Kitty flight for Father's Day
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sometime after 5pm: Bark bark bark bark bark Yap yap yap Whine. Whine. SNARL Whine. *smokebomb*
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(Slate)
 
 
 
A giant Hindu deity is appearing in Times Square today. Who could POSSIBLY have an issue with that?
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(YardBarker)
 
 
 
The Colorado State football program may be covering-up COVID-19 cases
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(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Pubic Hair Authentic Leather having a tough time with Māori speakers in New Zealand
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
PANDEMIC PRICING. ACT NOW. Moderna says its vaccine will go for $32 to $37 per dose for some customers. LIMITED TIME. DON'T MISS OUT
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(Wired)
 
 
 
Once upon a time, US affluence meant mobility and lower income meant less travel from home. Oh how times have changed
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Onetime homeless woman defeats longtime Rep. William Lacy Clay in Missouri's Democratic primary, ending political dynasty that spanned more than 50 years
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Telehealth company Teladoc buying Livongo for $18.5 billion, already planning longer hold times
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a first, The Old Grey Lady's digital revenue beats print as The Times, they are a-changin'
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Restaurants hurting, oil fields shutting down, meat packing plants closed by the state, looks like I picked the wrong week to stop selling weed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Subby is riding out the plague times learning how to make arancello. Any pointers?
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Tue August 04, 2020
(KTIV Sioux City)
 
 
 
Cable company ignores the call before you dig rule
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(Lacrosse Tribune)
 
 
 
Just your typical three-way state Senate race - a longtime political insider, a nurse, and some guy who threatened to blow up an IRS office in 2012
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Paleontologists identify cancer in a dinosaur fossil for the first time. But since it was out-of-network, it was boned anyway
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Months after the 'Central Park Karen' incident, dog owners and bird watchers still are having a hard time getting along
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it's a Tuesday, there's an election in America somewhere. It's also the Tuesday MSNBC primetime discussion thread, starting at 7 PM Eastern with The Reid Out
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(NBC New York)
 
 
 
♬ And their won't be Rockettes at Radio City this Christmas / The greatest gift we'll get this year is life (Oooh) / Where nothing ever grows, traffic barely flows / Guess you know it's Covid time at all
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Next time, we are slipping her some anchovies
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Florida businessman who has flown 33 times since the pandemic hits shares his routine for flying safe
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(Gallup)
 
 
 
New Gallup Poll: U.S. satisfaction at 13%, lowest in nine years. In related news: There was a time before Trump that America was really as dissatisfied as we are now
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
"Famous economics experiment reproduced thousands of times." Geez, you'd think they'd have gotten it right by now
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Trip to the coast leads to a lifetime of sleeping on the couch (possible nsfw content on page)
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The 76ers have a hard time getting it done lately
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
The Caspian Sea Monster rides again, one last time
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Denver Broncos install 'misting booth' to disinfect players amid coronavirus pandemic, and it looks creepy as fark (w/video)
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid infections: the only time Rutgers football manages to run up the score
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Vulnerable man feared murdered five years ago found hiding in woodland, 'very well concealed... and having not spoken with anyone for some time'
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Mon August 03, 2020
(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Unless you have a time machine, don't try to time the market
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Gentlemen, he can rebuild himself. He has the technology
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(Voice of San Diego)
 
 
 
Singing a rap song in San Diego is a violation of § Seditious Language - Prohibited. 83 violations, actually. Time to a throw a right-cross and knock that old law out
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Monday. I was actually productive. Welcome to the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Pandemic-induced free parking is coming to end. It's up to you, Community Chest
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(Willamette Week)
 
 
 
The Portland Police Bureau deployed tear gas munitions an estimated 96 times between May 29 and July 4
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Diseases desperate grown, by desperate appliance are relieved, or not at all." Shakespeare's home to reopen for tours despite continuing pandemic
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
So that set of wooden spoons you've been using in your kitchen for years...um, when was the last time you *really* washed them?
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
So if you're thinking that since it's August, it'll be a great time to take a warm swim in Lake Michigan, you're gonna have to think again
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(Fark)
 
 
 
"Don't worry, I've done this a thousand times." Tell us about the one time you screwed it up
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Megan Fox's soul "ascended to a high enough level that it split into a twin flame", she told her new boyfriend the first time they met. Somewhere, the hot-crazy graph weeps
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Ben Roethlisberger gives us a pupdate on the Roethlispuppers
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
You know how it is: if you can't get your caffeine because the coffee shop is shut, sooner or later you're going to crash
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Swim with the whales, they said. It'll be a once-in-a-lifetime experience, they said. What could POSSIBLY go wrong, they said
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"Objects can give us an insight into a time period that documents cannot"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Do you know if there is a store that still sells Certs? Subby is having a hard time finding them
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Drew Brees to use a napkin after eating Thanksgiving leftovers. Or something
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(Cracked)
 
 
 
How awesome was 'Blazing Saddles'? Even the premiere in 1974 was one-of-a-kind
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump video trolls are so clever, they basically made the same fake Pelosi is drunk video one more time. This is why conservative comedy and drama doesn't exist
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
It's long past time to start handing out fines to people who refuse to wear masks
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Annabelle, the evil doll that spawned a terrible franchise, has had quite the time during quarantine
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(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Yoenis Cespedes opts out of the 2020 season to spend time with his wild boars, neglects to tell the Mets
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Here's a bright idea during these coronavirus times: Don't rent your backyard pool out to busloads of children for a swimming party
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Found: Abandoned house in Suffolk County, New York loaded full of photos and mannequins that's been frozen in time for the past 40 years. Completely ready for a set in a cheap horror movie (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guitar World)
 
 
 
No need to string you along, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going acoustic this week: looking for the best acoustic guitar songs of all time, that is
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(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
Man gets unexpected check from company he doesn't recall buying anything from. Reports it to authorities as a scam check. Finds out the check was legit after all
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Why no, my total lack of a social life hasn't caused me to spend too much time on YouTube. Why do you ask?
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Sat August 01, 2020
(9 to 5 Mac)
 
 
 
Tiny giraffe free with every purchase
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(KUTV Utah)
 
Boobies
 
Woman receives lifetime ban for refusing to leave plasma center for wearing clothing that's "too distracting." "[S]he mentioned my nipples multiple times, which was embarrassing for me." Nipples
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
Garlic mayo is better than blue cheese on chicken tenders and most things. Fight me
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Either Obama is using his time machine again or Trump's memory is going
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
As casinos in Las Vegas lay off or furlough thousands of employees, a few executives will receive a much needed raise to help them and their families make ends meet during this difficult time
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Pesto changeo
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(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
The 337 people who thought right now was a great time to board a Norwegian cruise ship are in for the shock of their lives
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(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Racism declared public health crisis in Colorado, state pasttime in Alabama
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Let's see how Fox Sports baseball digital fans are doing... and... oh no
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
Ladies and gentlemen...David Trump
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
95% of adults are now wearing face masks in public since Trump started wearing one. Surely someone to the Right will point out what an example of leadership that is, Biden didn't get us to 95%
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Because we failed to control it from the get-go, Covid-19 will rule us from here on out. Double-Fark: The darkest time-line where vaccine research stalls out for the same reason you can't cure the common cold
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Welcome to Day 2 of the NBA's Disney Bubble. Grizzlies vs Blazers at 3pm, Celtics vs Bucks at 5:30pm and Rockets vs Mavs at 8pm. All times Eastern
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(MSN)
 
 
 
A tobacco-based vaccine could start clinical trials in a few weeks. Which feels about right for this timeline - tobacco being what saves us
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(IndyStar)
 
 
 
8 AM - Students return to full classroom for the 1st time since spring. 12 PM - Student leaves after half day. 5 PM Student tests positive for Covid-19. 8 PM - School system "Was that wrong? Should we not have done that?"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
23 times. We're number #1
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Here is a pretty little watch. Kind of pricey. If you made $15 an hour and worked full time, it would still take you over 230 years to earn as much as the asking price for this new watch
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(NPR)
 
 
 
President Obama says it's time for the filibuster to die
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
People who laugh frequently in their everyday lives may be better equipped to deal with stressful events. And don't call me Shirley
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Old and busted: The Mustard Man. New grossness: French's Mustard Beer
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(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
If only there were some sort of Rocky Mountain spring water nearby
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(Centers for Disease Control)
 
 
 
Maybe it's time to pull out the kiddy wagon from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, new study suggests children may carry COVID-19 at high levels
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dulles Airport has posted what may just be the greatest picture of all time. Offer only valid for aerospace nerds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman gets COVID-19, discovers in rehab that one of her aides is her long-lost sister last seen 50 years ago
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
How the trailer to the upcoming Ren & Stimpy doc addresses disgraced creator John Kricfalusi's legacy. Also, there's a Ren & Stimpy doc coming out in a couple of weeks, you eeeediots
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(Wired)
 
 
 
"Covid-19 Data in the US is an 'Information Catastrophe.'" The response isn't going to win any awards any time soon, either. "Obvious" tag remains WFH and will only respond to texts these days
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(White House)
 
 
 
Can't let Obama have all that airtime. Trump abruptly calls press conference/roundtable to discuss plasma. Energy sword and fuel rod cannon notably absent. 3pm ET
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Researchers: "Children are disgusting little germy weasels who spend their time wiping infectious boogers on everything"
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
It's time you over-chick'd the fil-a and out-popped the eye
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In an amazing streak of good fortune the CEO of Kodak buys thousands of shares of the company. Just before Kodak gets almost 1 Billion in bail out money. Oh well you have to be in the right place at the right time
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(Inner Splendor)
 
 
 
Kit-Kat 'Witches Brew' flavor coming to stores just in time for Halloween
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The 50 most iconic heist movies of all time. #1 elegantly steals #4's rightful place on the list
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Drive-through-only Wawa: Abomination, or sign of the times?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
♫♫ At the cow wash / Working at the cow wash, yeah / Come on and sing it with me, cow wash / Sing it with the feeling now, cow wash yeah ♫♫
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The comics tv family reunions continue as Daisy meets her mom for the first time again tonight on Marvel's Agents of SHIELD at 10pm eastern on ABC
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(ChefsFeed)
 
 
 
An essay on why cooks smoke a whole lot of weed
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(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
The Key to a Happy Life is ... doing whatever you want without thinking about the consequences. [seemslegit.gif]
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Witnesses say NYC woman killed by shark just started screaming, not dancing or singing about America
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(The Cheat Sheet)
 
 
 
Remember that one time when Angelina Jolie gave Brad Pitt wood?
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(WESH Orlando)
 
 
 
If it's Wednesday, it's square pizza day
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
What's the worst gift you actually gave to your Girlfriend or Boyfriend?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"The last time Tyson, 54, was in the ring ... the Crazy Frog song was number one in the UK charts"
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Hockey's back with a vengeance, six, SIX games today starting at Noon ET. Yeah they're exhibition games but ...hockey. No idea where you can watch them (NHLtv), but somewhere hockey is actually being played ... in July ...strange timeline indeed
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(Wave3 Louisville)
 
 
 
Faced with a tight budget, small Kentucky town decides to hire a cheaper-than-a-police-officer social worker. The results are ... [checks notes] ... bad news for private prisons
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(Hill Reporter)
 
 
 
After saying dead protesters would "blend in with the pavement," Kentucky special education teacher resigns to spend more time with her white hood and burning cross
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(Douglas Co Sheriff's Office)
 
 
 
Douglas County Sheriff: "Okay, fine. we'll still respond to 911 calls at the library, but we stand by our statement that says we won't"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I got pregnant by an abusive man who was eventually arrested; I met my husband when my daughter was two, and he's raised her since. Should I tell her the man she sees as her father really isn't her biological dad?"
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(KTVZ Bend)
 
 
 
Rolling coal backfires
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Tue July 28, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Oh sure, when the fire department uses an excavator to rescue people, they're heroes, but when I use an excavator to trim trees OSHA throws a fit
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday once more. Time for the MSNBC Discussion thread, where prime time starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
"Hot Dog Rice Krispie Treats* are the perfect** food*** for Summer 2020****" * not treats ** highly imperfect *** for certain narrow definitions of "food" **** not for any time, including 2020 and summer
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Russell Crowe says he was ahead of his time with his Fighting Around The World campaign, now reflected in his new movie
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(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
And the Lord God spoke to Benjamin and said, "Build thee an ark. Well, more like a 'party barge.' You can use your old lawn mower engine. Oh, and put a water cannon on it 'cause that'll be super-sweet." The word of the Lord
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Looks like it's time for another physical
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Yesterday it was dads & their BFF doggos. Today it's dads again & their cat overlords
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So you're saying he has tested positive 5 times?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Has anyone seen a "wartime" president golf this much?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Once again the Fox news booking department is serving double duty as the White House personel office, as Trump taps yet another frequent Fox News guest for a government post. This time retired Army col. Douglas Macgregor to be ambassador to Germany
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Philadelphia Eagles honor Kobe Bryant with a mural and his 10 rules. We may be able to live by them, too
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will Barr show? Will he be charged with treason if he does show up? Will there be enough popcorn? THIS is your Barr Congressional hearing thread. (10am start time)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Wearing masks, like requiring seat belts or banning smoking, is absolutely fundamental to protecting (airline) passengers and crew during these unprecedented times"
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(WWSB ABC 7)
 
 
 
"Firefighters want to remind motorists not to drive with a burning candle in your car"
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Greenwich Time)
 
 
 
Here is, yet, another reason why dogs are better than cats
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
As the pandemic rages on in the US, Americans are reducing their estimates of what makes a person rich to an average of two-million dollars. By next year expect that average to be measured by who's wearing the best barrel
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Minnesota Vikings infection control officer didn't
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Work for Google? Ah, fark it. Just stay home for another year
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(41 Action News)
 
 
 
O/~ We used to be Royals / but now COVID's in our lungs / MLB pitching ain't for us o/~
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Aaaaaand here comes the eviction crisis
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(Amazon)
 
 
 
An... eye-opening jewelry design from Swarovski crystals (Now with Amazon reviews)
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to hang out with some Olympians this summer? They've got the time now
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Sure, the family reunion could get awkward, but this seems like a perfectly sane decision that could in no way backfire
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Melania says she's going to renovate the White House Rose Garden. If you recall her previous attempts at White House holiday "decorations," this becomes yet another metaphor for this timeline
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That hot Portland protester who got naked says she's naked all the time and wombat disco billfold because you're no longer reading this headline (possibly NSFW due to buttocks)
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
And you thought Post Malone's face tattoos were stupid
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Why bury a 2020 time capsule now? There's so much more bad stuff to come
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Man at Alabama Baptist revival who infected 40 has "No nothing. Not a sniffle. Not a headache. Nothing." Gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, gimme that old time pandemic, it's good enough for me
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Going back to shelter in place would significantly cut coronavirus transmission, a certain president's golfing time
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Woman who was let out of jail to attend son's funeral forgets to go back
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(Sportsnet)
 
 
 
Sorry, Houston. Maybe next year?
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Sun July 26, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
If you ever go back in time, leave the toxodons alone, or we get no avocados
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(Brand Eating)
 
 
 
Maruchan Gold Soy Sauce Instant Ramen, reviewed. Because in these trying times, no consumer wants to waste $1.50 on inedible fancy-pants gourmet ramen when standard noodles go for 25 cents
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes a single picture can sum up a nation
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(Fark)
 
 
 
In these trying times, give advice...difficulty, ONLY using lyrics
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
John Lewis crosses the Edmund Pettus Bridge for the last time. Rest well, Sir
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Last week, the Sunday Morning Music Club was all about the synthesizer. This week, we're playing with our organ ... and looking for the best organ songs of all time
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
The best way to dispose of paper receipts when you don't have time to tear them up into tiny wads and swallow each one individually
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(New Japan Pro-Wrestling)
 
 
 
With the matches not being announced until bell-time, will Naito get a rematch with EVIL? Can something be done about Dick Togo if he does? NJPW kicks off SUMMER STRUGGLE 2020 @ 5:30 AM EDT on NJPWWorld.com, the King of Sports
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(MIT)
 
 
 
Reminder: the Russians have been spreading fake news to make us fight among ourselves for a long, looooong time
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Police detained a man who sped through a COVID-19 checkpoint on the wrong side of the road, with blacked out number plates. Unlicensed, on bail, on meth and caught a short time later taking a pee in the bushes. Wait, that's MY bucket list
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Sat July 25, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
France, number one in cannabis use, introduces a 200-euro fine if they catch you. Sacré spliff
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
For the times when your baby needs a diaper, weed and a gun at Disney
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
25 mask wearers with assorted health conditions explain why if they can wear a mask, so can YOU
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
73-year-old cliff jumping master with titanium balls shows the younglings how it's done
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Is that your final breath?"
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(Men's Journal)
 
 
 
Amidst a worldwide pandemic and economic collapse, one company has figured out exactly the wrong time to launch a new $300 a bottle tequila
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
For the 9,000th time: wear your farking mask
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Aluminum foil is the secret to perfect homemade popcorn, mind control defense
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Long time Farker quantum_jellyroll has crossed the Rainbow Bridge. He was a Caturday regular, a Photoshopper extraordinaire and bane of the pol tab. Come join us in remembering him on Caturday. RIP dear friend, we shall not see the likes of you again
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
National Geographic raids its archives, goes all out to promote "SharkFest", a five-week tidal wave of shark-themed basic-cable summertime programming. It's like five Shark Weeks in a row
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(Esquire)
 
 
 
It's time to dissolve the DHS
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
59% Americans plan to stay fat after the pandemic passes. We might need that blubber to survive lean times ahead
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(LGBTQ Nation)
 
 
 
Imagine having so much free time that this is what you decide to freak out about
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
If you receive some mysterious unsolicited seeds with Chinese writing on the package, please don't plant them. Considering how 2020's going, they probably cause zombies
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(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
A fistful of dollar: Kid finds what he believes is world-record sand dollar. Waiting for kid in Denmark to find sand euro that's 2.78 centimeters larger, according to the exchange rate
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Fri July 24, 2020
(Sky.com)
 
 
 
Reports of "large apex predator" in West Sussex turns out to be giant stuffed animal sitting on park bench. Americans would have realized this because we like to win carnival games
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(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Star cluster closest to our solar system is slowly dying. Astronomers recommend we keep 150 light years of social distance from it at all times
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(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just like their chances in each election cycle, Arizona Democratic Party headquarters goes up in flames
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Don't get caustic about it, but the Detroit Tigers will be wearing a uniform patch to honor one of the team's all-time greats, who passed away earlier this year
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"And Cameron accomplished something huge by just making the dumbest, most obvious adjustment from the original movie: This time, Schwarzenegger was the good guy"
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(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Democrats, it's time for you to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat, you are now favored to take back the Senate
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(Women's Health)
 
 
 
First time e-mailer, long time viewer. Please have your thyroid checked. The lump on your neck reminds me of mine when I was diagnosed with cancer
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(Time)
 
 
 
Remember when the Republicans were the party or "State's Rights"? Good times
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Those of you rockin' that $16K CD player won't be able to wake up correctly without this $6000 alarm clock
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Those of you rockin' that $16K CD player won't be able to wake up correctly without this $6000 alarm clock
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Katy Perry says she's delivering her baby during 'Looney Tunes times'. That's all folks. Meep meep
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mel Gibson had COVID back in April, yelled some racial slurs and it went away
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(White House)
 
 
 
Ladies & Gentlemen. Boys & Girls. Children of All Ages. It's time once again for the performative prestidigitation of the White House Press Briefing. Be amazed at their obfuscation and deflection of truth. Briefing begins at 1:30 EDT or so
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(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
 
 
Patty Smyth refused to join Van because they drank too much
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
RNC has no plan, there's no venue, no security available, GOP Senators bailing, delegates staying home to spend more time with their mistresses, but it's Donnie's decision to cancel
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump insists Coronavirus means it's too dangerous for his convention but safe enough for your kids to go back to school
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time the Germans designed a bunch of battleships that were too big for them to actually build
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
Reese's doughnuts are returning to Krispy Kreme and now there is hope, even for a brief while
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(Vox)
 
 
 
"'We're all in this together' was a limited-time offer
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(Science Focus)
 
 
 
Since the Administration seems to want guidelines for COVID-19 to be the Survival of the "Fittest," it is timely that the BBC yesterday released a list of the five best books on evolution
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Judge correctly rules that since Commerce Secretary Ross used his personal e-mail account to send work-related e-mail, it too is subject to FOIA. Subby, a former FOIA guy, had that same uncomfortable conversation with VERY powerful people MANY times
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
With Mike Tyson and Roy Jones stepping into the ring it is time to revisit the cinematic excellence of the movie that predicted this. No not Rocky Balboa the other movie about senior citizen boxers, Grudge Match
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Thu July 23, 2020
(CBS New York)
 
 
 
NYC is going back to the 70's except this time the music sucks, the drugs are worse, there's no game to go to and you can't afford anything
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(Science Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that a non-avian dinosaur shed its feathers in a way similar to that of modern songbirds. Short article links to longer popular article and a peer-reviewed paper. Tag is for creationists running in terror from more evidence
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
The new US Space Force logo is just the Pontiac symbol upside down
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
What you need in these trying times is a relaxing video of twinkies being made
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(WNYT Albany)
 
 
 
Aw, Cuomo you're just jealous it's the Beastie Boys
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
UK residents stuck at home spending time digging in their gardens are making some cool archaeological discoveries. Jimmy Hoffa still unavailable for comment
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Centuries-old member of Japan's shrine association plans to exit after years of distrust, exacerbated when "association failed to provide the shrine with a heihaku cash offering in time for Emperor Naruhito's conducting of the Daijosai"
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
In what would have been thrilling news in 1995, Mike Tyson and Roy Jones Junior are set to fight September 12
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
If you actually had one of these sex holodecks there's no way you'd waste your time building the rest of the starship (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)
 
 
 
The world may be going to hell in a hand basket, but at least the Clermont Lounge is reopening
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history in 1984 Vanessa Williams resigned as Miss America over posing for nude photos at time when posing for a selfie meant showing off in person
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(Some Music Guy)
 
 
 
In this saddest of times, The Cure reveal they're working on their most intense, saddest LP yet. They hope to release it when everyone you know is on a ventilator
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(Cinema Blend)
 
 
 
Anna Camp: "I didn't wear a mask outside just this one time. Oops"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The Department of Homeland Security has, from its inception, been nothing but a colossal bureaucratic blunder. Now that Trump is actually turning it into his own personal Gestapo, it's time to permanently disband the entire enterprise
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Russian scientists undeniably win Happy Aquarium for all time
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Craft time at one assisted living home in Austin now includes brewing beer, and giving it away as bingo prizes
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Vermont to Massachusetts. Central Park to Central Park. Yosemite to Mount Whitney. Now is the time to set some speed records
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I also spent a lot of time talking to Melania Trump about the locations of all our intercontinental ballistic missile fields"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Like a Vienna sausage in aspic, it's time for the wiggly weeners Wednesday edition of the MSNBC discussion, with prime time starting at 7 PM Eastern
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(KOB4)
 
 
 
Little Green Men and other mercenaries expected to crash in Albuquerque this time, not Roswell
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Conversations with centenarians about what a hundred years of life has been like. Sit down and pay attention, you might learn something
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Does the English language have a future, or is submitter's degree going to be rendered useless?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
In these coronavirus times, people are so rattled that food of the Seventies starts looking good again: spam, packet trifle, spam, tinned fruit, spam, spam, instant mash, custard powder and spam with extra spam
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Rand Paul says it's time to demilitarize the police. RAND PAUL
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(KCCI Des Moines)
 
 
 
Meanwhile in Iowa: a two day event attended by "hundreds" featuring "a slip-and-slide, live bands and all-night parties" results in 11 ODs, 3 sexual assaults, and a man waving a gun at cops. Doesn't sound like social distancing was observed
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Betty White in jeopardy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
This year's back-to-school ads are...quite something
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(Epicstream)
 
 
 
Moff Gideon as Dr Doom? It's more likely than you think
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(The Detroit_News)
 
 
 
COVID-19 outbreak in Detroit cloister: nun survived
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Okay Farkers, time to help the great protesters in Portland. They are doing many things right but a few things wrong. Let's give them some advice, from those who have done such during Vietnam, Civil Rights, etc. Make John Lewis and others proud
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Time)
 
 
 
Selma officials oppose renaming the Edmund Pettus Bridge for John Lewis. Bad timeline and all
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Temporary NYC hospital cost $52 million to build in Queens, treated ONLY 79 virus patients. NY Times has a math problem with this
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Maybe it is time to not leave Britney alone
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
It's apparent we need to redo America again for a third time, obviously with more racial equality
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
1989 memo from the Bush White House affirms that the census should count undocumented residents. Bonus: the Assistant Attorney General and head of OLC at the time? Bill Barr
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Hello. Welcome to Tuesday Taco Talk, with the MSNBC Discussion thread. Prime time now starts at 7 PM Eastern
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Coronavirus infections could be up to 13 times higher across US than initially reported, CDC finds
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Massie, Gas Pedal, and Gym throw down against Liz Cheney in GOP conference. Rep fight Rep fight
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
White House scheduler? Dr. Fauci here. What time do you want me for today's coronavirus briefing? .... Hello? .... Hello??
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Trump's tweet about wearing a mask being patriotic has created an avalanche of triggered snowflakes
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Today's pandemic-inspired Star Trek article: That time Captain Janeway got her Ellen Ripley on and hunted giant viruses through Voyager
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Trump Admin 'spiritual advisor' Paula White: Same-Sex relationships are a sin. Now if you'll excuse me, it's time for me to openly pray in front of the cameras, followed by a haircut and lunch at Red Lobster
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
Citizens of NYC beg Mayor Bill de Blasio to turn off all the lights in the city so they can marvel at once-in-a-lifetime Comet NEOWISE event, promise not to riot and burn the place down
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Cats don't grow on trees, but they sometimes sleep in them - 'cause they're very lazy and easily bored
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Adobe and IBM team up on the most crashing-est, data-stealing-est, resource-hogging-est, proprietary-formatting-est marketing software EVAR for the banking industry. In other words, their clients love it
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Great news: UK nurse survives 67 days in the hospital with covid, including 40 in a coma, and gets to go home. Less great news: She's still in this timeline
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(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Who knew that Navy ships were so flammable?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"The 55 most shocking lines from Chris Wallace's interview with Donald Trump". You'd think by now that they'd just save time and list the lines that aren't shocking
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
After a year away, Bob Costas has a new landing spot working with the venerable sports journalists at...CNN?
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Mon July 20, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Antonio Brown says he's done with the NFL. Again
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(The Business Journals)
 
 
 
Not a good time to try and sell Robert E Lee's house
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(CNN)
 
 
 
While Trump wants to bail out big business and Wall Street billionaires. Country Time is truly helping out the little guy
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Nine ways to spend less time sweating in the kitchen (and more outside melting in the heat) this summer
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(ABC7 Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Northern California restaurant near El Dorado Hills refuses to serve people who ARE wearing masks. It's like the gold rush all over again, but with disease
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
You know, now is probably not the best time to award police officers with city's Medal of Honor after shooting black man last year
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(Sky News (Australia))
 
 
 
The Great Sino-Aussie War is one step closer to a knife measuring contest
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since they went so well the first time around, Trump is bringing back the coronavirus briefings
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(AP News)
 
 
 
With Comic Con cancelled this year due to an invading life force, here's a some pretty cool costumes from years past. Yes, it's a slide show - this is the timeline we are currently living in
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Researchers discover a hybrid fungus involved in lung infections. Oh, and it's also up to three times more drug-resistant than its parent species. Think of it as the cherry on your 'rona sundae
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump leans on sleazy 2016 tactic to weaken voter support for Joe Biden. Let's see how that works out for him this time when the voters know all too well about his sleazery
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(Giant Freakin Robot)
 
 
 
Why this is the worst Star Trek movie of all time
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(Variety)
 
 
 
You might be able to walk and chew gum at the same time at home, but at Walt Disney World you can't eat, drink, walk and wear a mask at the same time
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Man really wanted a puppy, and as long as he was there he decided to get six
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Sun July 19, 2020
(Canberra Times)
 
 
 
Australian journalist: We are watching the collapse of America in real time. Let's not be like them
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(Cinemaholic)
 
 
 
Is E.B. truly dead? Or did Della arrive in time to save the day? Who will defend Emily despite the clear-cut guilt? Will it be the turning point in Perry's life? The drama continues in Perry Mason, 9PM ET on HBO
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested"
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(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
Even apes handle social distancing during times of sickness better than Americans
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you were wondering how long it would take convicted felon Roger Stone to call a black radio host a racial slur, wonder no longer
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(Explore)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the fish are jumping and brown bears get fat. This is the Katmai Brooks Falls cam
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(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Car dealership in Austin is having a fire sale
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Six times The Price is Right gave itself the losing horn
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
BLM mural doused with paint for third time
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(NBC Palm Springs)
 
 
 
Papers please
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(Some Immigrant)
 
 
 
Trump administration loses in court. Again. How many times is this now?
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Vegas gambled on reopening and lost big time
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Exercise more, cook and eat better - Do you remember your New Year's Resolutions? At this point in the trainwreck of 2020 is it possible to even remember New Years?
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
Puig now has COVID-19
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Much like that time you cleared out that elevator, federal officers use gas to clear out protesters
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
IndyCorn, part one. Your polesitter is Conor Daly, and it's about 534 degrees with 865% humidity. Start time @8:30 PM ET
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Do you want to see college sports again any time soon? Wear a damn mask
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spiking virus rates hit France's Brittany region one more time
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
The timeout is over, he's had time to think about his actions, and he's appealing to his bases favorite club for support
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
"If you are leaving these lemons full of needles in public, we ask that you stop, and then talk to us to explain what you were doing"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Woman raises over $100,000 with "flying penises, excited penises, boobs and vaginas"
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Disfranchised Pittsburgh McDonald's demolished instantly, avoiding fate of disfranchised Pittsburgh Burger King which lingered for months
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(CNN)
 
 
 
24-year old TX woman who spent 80 days in the hospital because of Coronavirus says she regrets not wearing a mask. "Maybe if I would have listened and worn a mask I would have avoided all this" Wait until she gets the bill
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Only 1 EPL game today, West Ham v. Watford. Oh for fark's sake, that's all we've got? Both teams are only 3 points above the drop zone, so maybe the relegation implications will make this interesting. The Who Can Fail Less Hard Derby starts @ 3pm ET
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
It turns out you're drinking Coors Light wrong. Yes, you
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
In July, video game spending hit it's highest point in ten years. GEE I WONDER WHY
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(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Apparently, Amazon doesn't ship 'certain' products in a plain brown wrapper. Hilarity ensues. (may not be sfw)
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
That time Geoff Peterson gained the ability to say more than 3 phrases and he and Craig Ferguson took off for Vegas. *This is not the Grant Imahara you're looking for (or is it?)* (NSFW if your workplace doesn't approve of safe for CBS strip clubs)
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
During these turbulent times, we need to stop and remember what matters- That it's the 15th anniversary of the Gray Wave. Post your HA HA Guy memes here
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(TSN)
 
 
 
2 weeks before hosting the NHL's playoffs; Edmonton's arena gets flooded in a major storm
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
Sometimes it takes 3,600 years to fact check fake news
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's restaurant industry insiders are optimistic about future of international food tourism. Rich foodies will still visit, troubled eateries will take the time to ramp up multilingual online presence, and virtual food tours will be on the menu
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Usually exclusive celebrity-chef VIP restaurants now have a lot of no-shows and open tables these days, so it's time to book your socially distanced dream dinner
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