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Sat July 14, 2018
(11 Alive)
 
 
 
Cops use coin toss to decide if suspect gets speeding ticket or arrested for reckless driving on body cam footage. Guess who got tails
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Fri July 13, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Arizona congresscritter defends his 140 mph speeding by claiming legislative immunity while on his way home to see his family. Tag says it all
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Want free tickets to the world cup final? Get yourself stuck in a cave
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Thu July 12, 2018
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Woman wins $1.2M after putting her and her nephew's name on lottery ticket. Now she's suing her nephew for his half, claiming she only put his name there for good luck
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So how did Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh, who earns $225,000/year and no significant assets, rack up over $200k in credit card debt? Well according to the White House, he's a REALLY big fan of the Nationals and bought LOTS of tickets
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Sat July 07, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Moviepass outage affecting several users
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Fri July 06, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Hey guys, this is how we'll get Avenatti. We'll just name him in random lawsuits. Yeah, that's the ticket, random lawsuits. Trump only hires only the best lawyers, the ones that aren't under indictment and about to rat me out
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
DOJ to federal judge: About that July 10th deadline to reunite kids with their families? See, when were yanking families apart, we forgot to give people "kid check" tickets, and nobody likes our "leave a kid, take a kid" idea... so, yeah
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Thu July 05, 2018
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Illinois Gov. Bruce Rauner: Yeah, there's a literal Nazi running on the GOP ticket in my state, but "No", you shouldn't vote for his opponent instead
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Tue July 03, 2018
(Times Record News)
 
 
 
If you drained half the water from the lazy river in a Wichita Falls water park, police would really like to have a word with you
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Mon July 02, 2018
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Man who was feeling guilty decides to pay parking ticket. Fark: $5 parking ticket that is 44-years old
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Sat June 30, 2018
(CP24 Toronto)
 
 
 
Canada's answer to Justin Timberlake isn't doing so well these days. Latest concert only sold 17 tickets
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Thu June 28, 2018
(Wired UK)
 
 
 
Massive data breach at Ticketmaster shows why the company is not called ITmaster or PRmaster
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Delta joins the race for wickedest airline to fly. Boots black passenger for doing what she was asked. Other passengers sticking up for the woman are booted, too. Delta's motto, "Good Goes Around", seen hiding under the ticket counter
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(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
If you intentionally dropped off a snake at the dry cleaners, police would like a word with you
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(KCRG)
 
 
 
Wanted fugitives in Iowa fall for the old "free concert tickets if you show up" police sting scam
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Wed June 27, 2018
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
You can get out of a speeding ticket by fascinating the cop with little-known facts about giant squids if you happen to have one in your backseat
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
The company that sends you tickets in the mail and hounds to you the ends of the earth over a misread license plate is about to trade on NASDAQ. Activist investors, man your battle stations
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Mon June 25, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Mancunians who bought £100 Billy Joel tickets enraged at Old Trafford stage setup that prevented them from seeing most of the performance. They didn't start the ire
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Some Cyclist)
 
 
 
Five police cruisers arrive on scene to a) deal with a domestic violence dispute b) foil a bank robbery c) issue a frivolous speeding ticket to a cyclist
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Sat June 23, 2018
(FOX6Now)
 
 
 
Man dresses up as clown to fight his $10 seat belt ticket in court. He's a County Board member, so it might very well be his normal attire
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Wed June 20, 2018
(Variety)
 
 
 
AMC decides to finally compete with Moviepass... By charging twice as much for less than half the movies
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Mon June 18, 2018
(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
"More than 150 people without drugs were kicked out of a Sydney festival" Good. Freeloaders
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Trump catamite Steve Doocy: They're not cages, they're uh... uh... freedom hutches. Yeah, that's the ticket
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Sat June 16, 2018
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Guy robs bank in order to buy life's essentials, like lottery tickets and booze
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Fri June 15, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
A sad history of the Washington R(ed acted)'s fake season ticket holder waiting list
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
The Washington Redskins have announced that they no longer have a 200,000-person waiting list to buy season tickets. So, you know, if you want tickets, they're available. So, um, do you want tickets? You can buy them. Please? Please buy them
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Sun June 10, 2018
(Curbed)
 
 
 
Having a problem choo choo choosing a new place to live?
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Thu June 07, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Trooper's chance encounter with driver he pulled over leads to stunning realization -- he was the cop who delivered him 27 years ago
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Tue June 05, 2018
(France 24)
 
 
 
FIFA files criminal complaint against secondary ticket firm Viagogo. The whole world is hoping they both lose and receive record fines
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Mon June 04, 2018
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
It's totally normal for the head of the EPA to accept exclusive basketball game tickets from a coal baron
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(Abc.net.au)
 
 
 
Russia cancels soccer fans' tickets without reason: "Thanks for giving all your personal info to the FSB comrade"
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Sat June 02, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Kennedy Center announces the release of $10 tickets for the upcoming run of Hamilton aaaand they're gone
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Wed May 30, 2018
(WBTW Myrtle Beach)
 
 
 
South Carolina Lottery announces that tickets are only a mistake when they're winners
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Tue May 29, 2018
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
So why is first-class airfare so expensive anyway?
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Mon May 28, 2018
(Boston.com)
 
 
 
MaineDOT warning signs have been giving helpful advice this weekend, like "A Cold Suppah Is Bettah Thana Hot Ticket" and "Spend Money on Lobstahs - Not Speeding Tickets"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
North Carolina man rolled his eyes at wife before buying winning lottery ticket, will be paying for it for the rest of his life
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Wed May 23, 2018
(LA Times)
 
 
 
Everyone's worst fears have come true. are they talking about A: The Hawaiian volcano eruptions? B: Trump causing WWIII? or C: The Live Nation / Ticketmaster merger?
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Mon May 21, 2018
(Deadspin)
 
 
 
With the Vegas Golden Knights punching their ticket to the Cup Final, let's check in on what sportswriters were saying about this team pre-season. Oh my
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(NHL)
 
 
 
With Vegas punching their ticket to the Finals, it's time to check the Fark NHL Bracket Standings (hint: subby is doing better than expected...)
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Sun May 20, 2018
(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Buy your ticket to ride the 500-series Hello Kitty bullet train this June 30, capable of an adorable 200 meows per hour
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NBC 2 Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Woman arrested for selling pre-scratched lottery tickets. She would have gotten away with it too if someone hadn't used their eyes
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Study finds traffic school is all about the money and speeding tickets usually go to safe drivers
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Wed May 16, 2018
(Geek.com)
 
 
 
Man plea-bargains ticket for 400MPH over the limit down to conviction for 10 over
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(WRAL)
 
 
 
A North Carolina woman traveling to Virginia decided to stop at a gas station because she was craving a Coke slushie. She then decided to buy a scratch off lottery ticket as well. What could go right?
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(KTNV Las Vegas)
 
 
 
Golden Knights season ticket holders having trouble paying for unexpected playoff games: "I don't think anyone believed they were going to win more than 20 or 30 games"
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Moviepass would like to assure its investors that it's bleeding cash because of ticket fraud, not because its business model is unsustainable
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(Slash Gear)
 
 
 
Moviepass would like to assure its investors that it's bleeding cash because of ticket fraud, not because its business model is unsustainable
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Thu May 10, 2018
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Tickets for the Nine Inch Nails Cold and Black Infinite North America 2018 Tour must be physically purchased from a human worker at something called a 'box office'
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Tue May 08, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
The CEO of one of America's largest credit unions embezzled money for 5 years so he could buy millions of lottery tickets
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Sat May 05, 2018
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Crow tries to buy a train ticket with credit card. Even birds get tired of flying
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(WPTV)
 
 
 
It's not normal to find a credit card you think is a gift from God, use it to buy a plane ticket to Fark's favorite state, and then drive to Mar-a-Lago with the intention of smoking a joint with President Trump ... but on meth it is
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Wed May 02, 2018
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
China does things like Scientologists in that there "hit" movie about how great China is involves mostly tickets being purchased by party members. Everybody has now been fooled, I'm sure
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(Tulsa World)
 
 
 
Woman who paid $10 a ticket for U2's last visit to Tulsa in 1983 shells out $744 for a pair of seats at tonight's tour kick-off. Fark: band probably won't do a post-concert signing at a Christian bookstore this time
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Life Hacks: Can't afford a psychiatrist? For the price of a cross-country bus ticket, you can share your problems with whoever has the misfortune to sit next to you
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Tue May 01, 2018
(Alaska Dispatch News)
 
 
 
Bad: Arranging to meet a teen girl at a hotel. Worse: Showing up in your work vehicle. Fark: Showing up in your police cruiser
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(Vermont Public Radio)
 
 
 
Three towns in Vermont are responsible for a quarter of all speeding tickets in the state -- including the one town that happily enforces a 25 mph school zone limit near a school that closed three years ago
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(Vicejay)
 
 
 
Farker's food bank is having its annual Rubber Duck Derby fundraiser. Adopt a $5 duck for a chance at $5k, round-trip airline tickets, a year's worth of fried chicken, and other fabulous prizes. (Link goes to duck page, DIT)
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Sun April 29, 2018
(Blue Origin)
 
 
 
The other billionaire with a rocket company is launching the New Shepard rocket. Plans are for a human flight this year & eventually to sell tickets to millionaires. Launch planned at 9:45 AM ET. Streaming starts at T minus 15 minutes
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Sat April 28, 2018
(Teen Vogue)
 
 
 
Lawyer for teen who killed passenger by wrecking car while Snapchatting at 106mph argues to judge that she should be allowed to go on cruise because, "she already has these tickets"
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Wed April 25, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Congrats, you just won lottery tickets to a sex show. A firefly sex show. The insects, not the television show
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Tue April 24, 2018
(WCNC Charlotte)
 
 
 
Live Nation selling $20* concert tickets for shows happening between April 30 and May 8 in celebration of National Concert Week. (*plus $47.00 in taxes, fees and misc costs)
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Sat April 21, 2018
(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
If you're going to put a fake parking ticket on your car window so police won't give you a real one it's probably best to check that you don't park next to an unmarked police car ... with its dash camera turned on
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Thu April 19, 2018
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Since 'MoviePass' pays full price for every ticket its users download, their business model may soon enter the Toys 'R' Us phase
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Wed April 18, 2018
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
I'm not saying Iceland is laid back, but when someone can steal 600 computers, escape prison through a window, and sneak onto the prime minister's plane with a fake ticket, Iceland might be pretty laid back
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Police: Do as we say, not as we do
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Sat April 14, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Farging iTunes nuked my music library again
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Eater)
 
 
 
A pickup truck crashed into a Portland strip club. Along with a ticket from police, the driver still had to pay the cover and two drink minimum
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Saving Country Music)
 
 
 
Kid Rock signs up mainstream country singer Brantley Gilbert and indie country prankster Wheeler Walker Jr. to come along on "redneck" summer tour. Rest assured, I will waste no time in buying tickets for this one
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Want to buy a raffle ticket on a new 2018 car? One problem - If you win you can't have it until 2068
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Wed April 11, 2018
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Judge: Where's the missing half ton of marijuana? Police: Uh, mice must have eaten it. Yeah, mice... that's the ticket
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Tue April 10, 2018
(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure calling someone a "house N-word" will not get you better service. Or a whole lot of good publicity
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Fri April 06, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The second round at Augusta has familiar names at the top while the defending champion punched his ticket home in true Tin Cup style. Streaming begins at 9:14 EDT, ESPN coverage at 3:00 EDT. A tradition unlike any other, The Masters
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Thu April 05, 2018
(Komo)
 
 
 
Police officer claims he smells marijuana on man, uses that as excuse to put his hands down his pants. Something about this story just feels nuts
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(Pix11)
 
 
 
Elderly New York City couple keeps getting parking tickets even though they don't own a car
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(My Northwest)
 
 
 
Now we see the real reason the government wants GPS trackers in cars: $10,000 per car per week in speeding ticket revenue
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Wed April 04, 2018
(soranews24)
 
 
 
Two words that make you want to buy a plane ticket: Karaoke Flights. The journey is the destination, indeed
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Tue April 03, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Dallas Cowboys have opted out of NFL's deal with Ticketmaster; will give their box office business to ticket reseller SeatGeek, in which they own a stake
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Mon April 02, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Rep. Diane Black and GOP candidate for governor of Tennessee makes it clear she is NOT a fan of the Tennessee Titans and publicly cancels her season tickets. That's a bold strategy, Cotton
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Sun April 01, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
No. There's no antitrust activity here. Nothing to see, just move along. Love, Live Nation/TicketMaster. Oh, and thanks for the additional 50% of the ticket price in fees
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Fri March 30, 2018
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Tiger Woods' improved play causes Masters ticket prices to go up 77%. He's always caused an increase in ticket prices, but now he's finally playing well enough that it also includes weekends
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Thu March 29, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
What you need to know before you win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot. Number one: You're not going to win the $502 million Mega Millions jackpot
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Panama City News Herald)
 
 
 
"The Assassination of Versace" shows us the steep price of homophobia. And that's not even counting movie ticket prices
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Wed March 21, 2018
(WIBW Topeka)
 
 
 
Store clerk finds dropped $1 million winning lottery ticket, returns it to owner. Statisticians still calculating the odds of such kindness
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Mon March 19, 2018
(Ogdensburg Journal)
 
 
 
Stories from the Nanny State: Let your 11 and 12 year old kids play street hockey in the street? You're damn straight that's a ticketin'
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