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Fri December 02, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Maker of TGI Fridays 'Mozzarella Sticks' sued for containing no mozzarella; flavor
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
We may never again get an awkward picture of a Democratic presidential hopeful trying to eat food on a stick
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Christmas gift idea: More of those dumb gas pump stickers for your racist Facebook uncle
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Tue November 29, 2022
(NHK World (Japan))
 
Video
 
Japanese food researchers sniff around the dark, sticky origins of natto, hope to identify ancient recipe in the lab. Yes, they brought their facemasks
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Mon November 28, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Houston shuts down schools over boil order. Ted Cruz seen shopping for airline tickets
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Fri November 25, 2022
(DFW Star-Telegram)
 
 
 
If you have herpes, it can be very beneficial to take precautions. Such as not sticking your genitalia in people's water bottles
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Sun November 20, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Black Panther: Wakanda Forever is #1 with an impressive $66 million, Jesus' The Chosen #2 with $9 million. The Menu proves an unappetizing mess at #3 with $8 million while Black Adam rocks another $4 million at #4, Ticket to Paradise #5
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Sat November 19, 2022
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Bruce Springsteen defends high ticket prices like a boss
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(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Ever wonder why some people put those miniature chefs hats on the feet of a turkey before sticking it in the oven? Well, wonder no more
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Fri November 18, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift feels excruciating pain over the Ticketmaster debacle. No word if this pain will be turned into an album... yet
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(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Sorry, but we've got to raise the cash bridge toll to an eye-popping $17. Why? Ah, inflation... yea ... that's the ticket. Inflation
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Trump Lake... the name of both a possible political ticket, and a summer fat camp for felonious incels
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
You bought the ticket, you take the ride, New York Post
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Thu November 17, 2022
(ABC 6 Providence)
 
 
 
Having solved all other problems in the state, RI Congressman David Cicilline is taking on Ticketmaster presumably because he couldn't get Taylor Swift tickets either
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Enraged Swifties want to burn Ticketmaster to the ground - and they just might succeed
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chopsticks or metal utensils?
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Wed November 16, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Disney World increases ticket prices for the second time in a year, although you still won't need to sell more than one of your children to afford a trip there. Probably
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(KETV Omaha)
 
 
 
Old and busted holiday decoration: Elf on the shelf. New coolness: Ranch on a branch. Subby waits for inevitable Dick on a stick, Drunk on the trunk, and whatever rhymes with needle
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Tue November 15, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Taylor Swift vs. Ticketmaster. FIGHT
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Mon November 14, 2022
(IMDB)
 
 
 
Brock Sampson, Joe Swanson, Tick, Saab salesman, Superman, and more - Happy birthday Patrick Warburton. That's right - tittysprinkles
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Sun November 13, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Wakanda is forever as the Black Panther sequel is #1 with $180 million, dethroning Black Adam at #2 with $10 million. $6.3 million Tickets to Paradise were sold to secure the #3 spot while Lyle, Lyle Crocodile hid underwater at #4 with $3 million
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Sat November 12, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
The sweet and sticky history of the date. Subby thinks the author is having a lot more fun on Tinder than he is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The ball sticks in the mud
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Thu November 10, 2022
(Christian Science Monitor)
 
 
 
It may have been premature to declare split-ticket voters extinct. They may decide the Senate
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(MassLive)
 
Hero
 
Scientists create a "tick force field;" aren't going crazy, just going sane in a crazy world
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(Eat This Not That)
 
 
 
Those French toast sticks from Wendy's are doing wonders for the company
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Tue November 08, 2022
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is it a compliment or an insult when Fox News calls Fark's favorite "I Voted" contest winner a 'dystopian rainbow spider' voting sticker? Dystopian, really?
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Mon November 07, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Robert Downey Jr. would like his shtick back
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Cops: What's in your back pocket? Blind man: My walking stick. What are you a tyrant? Cop: Yes I am. You're under arrest. Blind man: For what? Cops: Resisting arrest
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Subby was about to buy a Powerball ticket, but that was before he learned that the $1.9 billion prize is ackshually only worth $929.1 million. Hardly worth the effort
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(National Baseball Hall of Fame)
 
 
 
Thus may be the last chance for Bonds, Clemens, et al to get in to the hall of fame without buying a ticket
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Sun November 06, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Black Adam is #1 with $16 million as confusing anime One Piece Film: Red takes in an inexplicable $10 million at #2 while Ticket to Paradise slips to #3 with $8 million. Smile fades to #4 with $5 million as Prey for the Devil sits at #5 with $3 million
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Sat November 05, 2022
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me. Fool me thrice, I'm a f*cking idiot. Bonus: fake Pitbull concert tickets
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
At 8 AM ET, Leeds host Bournemouth, City vs Cottages, Trees host Bees, and Wolves hunting Seagulls. Then at 10:30 AM, Toffees hope to catch Foxes in a sticky situation. It's your Saturday Morning EPL Discussion thread on USA & Peacock
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Fri November 04, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Running through the dark, mesmerized by the 7pm ET MSNBC thread, people banged into one another in grand slapstick style, fell down, got bloody noses, argued as to whose fault it had been
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Driver gets ticket for driving in the bus lane
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
America needs the creepy 'I Voted' stickers from Ulster County, New York
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
JD Vance is at the "Throw any sort of made-up bullcrap at Tim Ryan and hope some of it sticks" phase of his campaign
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Thu November 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Sticky fried dough is Istanbul's favorite "brothel dessert." What dessert do you want in your brothel?
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Wed November 02, 2022
(Variety)
 
 
 
Trevor Noah knows how to make Twitter the most profitable company in history. "Charge white people to say the N-word. Racists will be taking out loans"
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Mon October 31, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Don't lick your fingers to unstick the pages
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
You have just won a free lottery ticket. If you win a Chinese rocket will fall on your head
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(MSN)
 
 
 
"Ridiculous But True Stories of a Golf Cart Girl," and the customers who get handsy. Come for the story, stick around for the comments
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Sun October 30, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes twice for Black Adam, #1 with $25 million. $10 million worth of tickets to Ticket to Paradise keep it at #2 while Prey for the Devil has a hellish opening at #3 with $7 million. Smile scares up $5 million at #4
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Sat October 29, 2022
(Spin Magazine)
 
 
 
Headline: "Ska tackles serious subjects." Actual article quote: "Ska will always be about celebrating and getting those extra mozzarella sticks"
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Thu October 27, 2022
(ABC7 Chicago)
 
 
 
Prospective Darwin Award nominee loses fight with parking garage ticket machine
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Wed October 26, 2022
(The Drive)
 
 
 
New USPS mail truck seen in the wild, repeatedly hit by the ugly stick
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
This November, be sure to vote to protect Henry's right to bear sticks
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(Pew Research)
 
 
 
TikTok on its way to become one of America's primary news sources. That should tick all the boxes
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Tue October 25, 2022
(Sportskeeda)
 
 
 
Elton John fans in Houston cheated out of concert tickets because of the Astros
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Mon October 24, 2022
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
It's expensive to be a movie star, which is why Subby chose to stick to his catering career instead of being famous and dating supermodels with sharp knees
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Sun October 23, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Lightning strikes for Black Adam, #1 with $60 million, Ticket to Paradise a vacation to blandness at #2 with $16 million. Smile slips to #3 with $8.5 million, Halloween Kills drastically drops to #4 with $8 million as Terrifier 2 scares up $2 million
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Fri October 21, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Wait, you mean customers DON'T want to spend $20,000 for an airline ticket?
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Thu October 20, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Car in Australia receives parking ticket for: A) Not paying. B) Time expired. C) Displaying their ticket on the dash upside down
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Former RNC Chair Michael Steele tells us what he really thinks, calls MAGA Republicans "lice, fleas, and blood-sucking ticks"
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Wed October 19, 2022
(KTLA Los Angeles)
 
 
 
Ontario airport offering new program to let non-ticketed visitors party like it's 1999
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Mon October 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
These four gentlemen took a lickin, didn't keep on tickin. Their Timex was up
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(Loudwire)
 
 
 
Journey and Toto to go on tour together in 2023. Don't stop believin' while you hold the line for tickets
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Sun October 16, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
People are perplexed, befuddled, and flummoxed that palm trees can withstand Category 5 hurricane forces. Subby's going out on a limb here, but maybe, just maybe it's because they're just sticks with bendy stuff at the top?
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Fri October 14, 2022
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Sticks and stones, and some with bones gave humans tools to hunt with
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Thu October 13, 2022
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
One of the most prolific musicians and one of the most well-known artists of the 20th Century are both at the center of a case that will determine if Fair Use gets to stick around in America
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Delta sticks the landing, even says the rest of the year's looking like the old routine
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(The Oakland Press)
 
 
 
Tickle Me Elmo takes a dark, dark turn
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Wed October 12, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Texas is coated in a sticky, icky goo. Since when is this news?
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell double downs on loser: "I think" we'll "stick with" Herschel Walker
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Dear Slate: My bf and I enjoy sexting during the workday, and I like pleasuring myself with makeshift dildos from my desk that are about the size of a lipstick tube. The other day I got one stuck up in there, though. Should I buy a better work dildo?
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Delta and Starbucks team up on loyalty rewards so that with every purchase of an Orange Mocha Frappuccino you'll get a first-class around the world ticket
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Use your stainless pan like an air hockey table to keep food from sticking
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Tue October 11, 2022
(OnlySky)
 
 
 
Pastor who gave 'I ❤ hot youth pastors' stickers to kids placed on leave. Church helpfully adds that the stickers were "Only offensive to some"
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Mon October 10, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Strangely some people have a problem with Ticketmaster trying to match touts and secondary market pricing
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Sat October 08, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
There are times when only one stick will do
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Fri October 07, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
If you can't block them then ticket them. It's the NYC way
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Thu October 06, 2022
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Hold this pilot's vertical stick while he performs a remarkable 'horizontal' landing in strong winds
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Wed October 05, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Seriously? Beating a Washington-Lincoln ticket by 40%? In which reality?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photoshop these curvy candlesticks
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Some guys are aliens visiting from another planet. It doesn't mean they want to stick a big metal Hoobajoob up your butt
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Fri September 30, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
♫ Don't go dyeing waterfalls / Please stick to the gender reveals that you're used to / I know that you're gonna have it your way or nothing at all / But I think you're moving too fast ♫
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Thu September 29, 2022
(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
4PM Eastern - It's the Fark News Livestream with Drew, Christine, Dill & Lucky. More Florida Man than you can shake a stick at edition
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(WKYC Cleveland)
 
 
 
Myles Garrett had been ticketed multiple times for driving over 100 mph prior to crash. Maybe he should speak with Henry Ruggs III
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(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
$2.38 for gas, but it's only a short-lived political stunt and there's no "I did that" Biden sticker on the pump
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Tue September 27, 2022
(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
The Deep Space Nine sequel is--SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM. Uh, it's coming out as a comic book. Hmm... Yeah, I'm sticking with: SHUT UP AND TAKE MY GOLD-PRESSED LATINUM
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Mon September 26, 2022
(The Verge)
 
 
 
iFixit presents what makes the Apple Watch Ultra tick, so to speak
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Sun September 25, 2022
(PennLive)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania town sees uptick in reports of "nude male night walkers"
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Fri September 23, 2022
(MassLive)
 
 
 
Some hot new group call "The Squad" will be appearing this Saturday in Beantown. Sorry if you're looking for tickets, the Fab Four with special guest C-Bush have been sold out for some time
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Thu September 22, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"AOC's long-shot Republican opponent has labeled the left-wing lawmaker a "crime surge creator", but in fact, the GOP candidate's own family have been part of the uptick in illegal activity she has lamented"
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Looper)
 
 
 
Do tongues stick to frozen flagpoles?
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Tue September 20, 2022
(WFSB Connecticut)
 
 
 
Officer suspended for filming cavalier use of nightstick
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
Climate activist sticking to his story that it was a peaceful protest
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Fri September 16, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
We had reached the Edharian cloister, and I spied him in the 7pm FHF MSNBC thread, drawing diagrams in the gravel with a stick while a fraa and a suur stood by watching and laughing delightedly
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Thu September 15, 2022
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Climate Change? Yea its real... and uh, we WANT it, sure we do We did this on purpose, yea, cuz we WANT the climate to change, yeah, thats the ticket. Its good for us cuz people get cold and we don't want that... see? Yeah, that's the ticket
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Pro Tip: If you steal lottery tickets from a gas station, don't go back to redeem a winning ticket
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire wants you to stick a towel in your dishwasher. No, this is not a euphemism or servant abuse
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Speeding ticket? DUI? Tried to overthrow the US government? You get a special master and you get a special master, everyone gets a special master
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(Some Theme Park Guy)
 
 
 
The 2022 Golden Ticket Awards were given out for the best amusement park rides and similar things. Did your favorite rides and parks make the list?
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Some Anglophile)
 
 
 
Sticky toffee pudding (or "STP" if you're hip and in-the-know like the author) is taking over America
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(WABI Bangor)
 
 
 
I am steel, you are glue. Your shotgun shell bounces off me and sticks in you
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Sun September 11, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me. Unless I'm a South Carolina cop, in which case they're a huge threat, and they justify sending a pregnant black woman to jail for four years
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Sat September 10, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Not only may this be the most beautiful jump in all of cat history, but sticking the landing is what tops it off
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Sun September 04, 2022
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Spider-Man: No Way Home is #1 with $4.9 million and no we have not time traveled. Top Gun: Maverick is #2 with $4.5 million while Bullet Train stations at #3 with $4.2 million, DC League of Superpets #4 with $4.1 million. Those $3 tickets add up
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Quick, hide the lipstick
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Mass panic forced the early closure of Minnesota State Fair. Sources say deep fried butter on stick ran out causing the mayhem
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Sat September 03, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Experts who are in no way at all associated with any airline association and how dare you even think otherwise want you to know that it's a great time to buy an airline ticket. So, you know, go buy one
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Authorities ask people not to use gimmicky apps like "What Three Words" when calling for rescue, instead stick with GPS coordinates or nearest Pokemon Go gym
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Mon August 29, 2022
(Deslidefied)
 
 
 
This person tried both cruises and trains and they are quite similar. She will stick to the rails after trying both. Subby will go with planes, trains, and automobiles
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
September 3 is National Cinema Day, and theater chains are offering $3 tickets
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Wed August 24, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
In 2008 Rudy Giuliani recovered from a bout of depression and excessive drinking with a secret stay at Mar-a-Lago. I'd say it didn't stick
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Sat August 20, 2022
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
The Scarlet Sticker
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Fri August 19, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Fir tree needles kill ticks that cause Lyme disease. So now all we need are tiny knights on steeds using them as lances
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Wed August 17, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
You could watch this video on CNN's website in which their legal expert breaks down Trump's shifting legal strategies, or you could let subby sum up that strategy for you in one sentence: Throw a bunch of shiat against the wall and see what sticks
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Tue August 16, 2022
(First Coast News)
 
 
 
Four Florida cities rank as the most sticky, disgusting, humid, steamy, malorodous, sweaty drip-drop cities out of the most fetid, mildew-soaked swamps in the entire nation
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Barstool Sports)
 
 
 
Despite his "broomstick up his ass" stance, Will Zalatoris' swing-coach gives us another reason to not root for "The player who is most likely to be voted Christopher Walken from A View To A Kill's son"
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Sun August 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
While gas prices spiked all over the world, Saudi Arabian energy company Aramco's profits surged 90 percent during the second quarter. Are you saying that Joe Biden "I did that" sticker lied to me?
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Fri August 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sometimes you need help when you gotta move a stick from one place to another
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
The Broadway train left right on time, A ticket cost only too much, Weezer said, "Hey man, we go all the way", Of course we were not willing to pay
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Tick ...tick ...tick ...tick
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Better get a new batch of "I Did That" stickers ready, folks. Gas prices have dropped below $4 a gallon. Who's going SUV shopping?
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Subby, for one, is glad we did not have to welcome this fossil insect with 360-degree vision and sticky feet as our overlords
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
Upstate New York man arrested for hand-drawing a replica New York State inspection sticker and putting it on his windshield. Hilarity ensues with pic of sticker
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Wed August 10, 2022
(C|Net)
 
 
 
Spotify launches new site for selling concert tickets directly to fans. Why didn't anyone try this before?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Polish up your sticks, its Whacking Day in Florida...for pythons
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(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Just stick him in a bowl of rice?
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Tue August 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Progress on Lyme disease vaccine leaves spirochetes ticked off
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Progress on Lyme disease vaccine leaves spirochetes ticked off
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Travis Scott is selling tickets for a Vegas concert ranging from $7k to $27.5k. Guess he's saving up for the oncoming settlements
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Hopefully NASA's Artemis I mission won't crash, but its ticketing website already did
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(Some Courts Doc Guy)
 
 
 
"Why did you buy all of these airline tickets to Europe if you suddenly can't even fly to Georgia to give your court ordered deposition, Rudy?" asks District Attorney Fani T. Willis
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Want to watch TV but sick of paying for too many streaming services? Good news, there's this technology that will let you find TV shows by sticking up a piece of metal and grabbing them from thin air. What is this witchcraft, you say?
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Good news, NFL fans. The League has heard your complaints and is excited to announce that you'll get to see offenses bailed out of third-and-long situations by ticky-tack illegal contact penalties at a much higher rate this season
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Thu August 04, 2022
(Futurism)
 
 
 
New robocop-on-a-stick will let officers harass minorities without ever leaving the cruiser
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Trump will not run in 2024 because he knows he'd lose, he's sticking around because of the grift
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