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Fri July 31, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Mitch tells Republicans to save themselves by jumping off the SS Trump
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
1/3rd of the country still in a cult
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Thu July 30, 2020
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cain no longer able
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Wed July 29, 2020
(Denver Post)
 
 
 
Weather man fired for saying which way the wind's blowing
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Sun July 26, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Oops?
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Thu July 23, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
And deep in his lair, the Undying One's phylactery hums with power as it sense an attack on its master's spawn, and roused, he opens one eye and begins to wake from his deathless sleep
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(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Exactly how a Confederate monument should be 're-gifted'
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
Texas Republicans' online convention turns into a dumpster fire
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Maybe it is time to not leave Britney alone
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Sat July 18, 2020
(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
Things you might find in a California Mud Bog: 4-wheeler races, Burning Man recreational tents, apocalyptic slime monsters, Dana Rohrabacher's dignity, and wild viruses yielding new CRISPR tools
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sebastian Bach is tired of the monkey business
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Thu July 16, 2020
(WINK Fort Myers)
 
 
 
Sufferin' Succotash, there's a giant mouse on the streets of Florida
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
RNC to restrict attendance during convention. "This plan includes but is not limited to on-site temperature checks, available PPE, aggressive sanitizing protocols, and available COVID-19 testing"
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Fri July 10, 2020
(NBC San Diego)
 
 
 
Turns out painting the curb in front of your house or business doesn't automatically turn it into a no parking zone
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The happiest place on earth accused of being the most retaliatory place on earth
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kayleigh "I will not lie to you" McEnemy says Trump's historic Supreme Court loss was a "big win" for the President
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(Go Erie)
 
 
 
Erie county DA says no charges will be filed against a cop caught on video kicking a seated, passive, protester in the face. Also, since she's feeling generous, she won't charge the protester with scuffing the officer's boots with her face either
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(CBS Boston)
 
 
 
Julian Edelman responds to DeSean Jackson's anti-semitism with the most adult response subby has seen in years
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Trump yesterday: I want the CDC to change their guidelines for re-opening schools, they're too hard to do, "I will be meeting with them". CDC: naw dog, they're good just the way they are, not changing them. Sorry...not sorry
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Welcome to the Detroit Airport lost luggage department. Yes, my bag is missing. Last time I saw it was when I checked it in at Terminal D in LaGuardia Airport ... One moment please
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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inside the hideaway where Jeffrey Epstein's alleged madam Ghislaine Maxwell hid; she reportedly wanted to know flight patterns over the property she bought last year
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(Taiwan News)
 
 
 
China announces "No. 1 Flood" for Three Gorges Dam headwaters, and if you're into that kind of thing we'd just as soon you keep it to yourself
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Thu July 02, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Trump gloats that the economy got 7 yards on a 4th and 18 play
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(Major League Baseball)
 
 
 
Cubs pitcher Jose Quintana has surgery on lacerated thumb suffered from strenuous activity. And by "strenuous activity" I mean "washing dishes"
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
10,109. In one day
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Fri June 26, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year
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(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Overview of polls to the left (good news for Democrats in the Senate), obligatory response to ignore all polls to the right
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Orange County Register)
 
 
 
Hundreds dead at scene of California shooting
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So Matt Gaetz' "non-white 'son'" is more like the kid brother of a former girlfriend who moved in with him as a package deal with the GF and Gaetz has never actually adopted him
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(PokerNews)
 
 
 
Nine years after Black Friday, states are finally allowing players to play online poker. Let's see how the Department of Justice feels about that. And also how they feel about online lottery ticket sales
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
It's too late for Tulsa to escape Trump's stupidity and inevitable Covid-19 superspreader event
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Fri June 12, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
NYC Mayor Bill de Blasio says he's really "grateful" to his staff who went rogue and protested against his lousy policies. Staffers are calling BS and aren't buying it
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(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
Yo Dawg, if the loser Trump hates losers so much, why does he defend these losers and their Confederate symbols so much?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ric Romero asks why COVID continues to spike. Obvious tag last seen hooked up to a ventilator in the ICU
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Thu June 11, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Mitch McConnell winces at new "Chokehold Mitch" moniker, recalling failed MMA aspirations
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Military Times)
 
 
 
Maybe don't use a church as a prop?
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Yesterday's crazy Clawman of NYC is today's incarcerated jackass
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Thu June 04, 2020
(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bowser lifts curfew after night with zero arrests. The protest is in another castle
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Drew Brees: Was that wrong? Should I have not done that? Oops my bad, we're good now right?
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Sat May 30, 2020
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
MAGA braniacs: Trump has told us not to do mail voting so we won't apply for mail ballots
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
40 rodents released in a park that will soon be renamed "New Guinea"
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"NFL continues to misunderstand the data and analytics" and "The NFL once again had a chance to take a step forward and they chose not to." A think-piece on minority hiring?
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Thu May 28, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Twitter's head of site integrity also refers to Kellyanne Conway as Kellyanne of Green Goebbels
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Sun May 24, 2020
(CBS4Denver - KCNC)
 
 
 
'Empty the jails' beneficiary can't handle the freedumbs of outside life, gets rearrested in 45 minutes after being released
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
People are taking advantage of the warm weather and the lockdown nearing its end to overdose with fentanyl-laced drugs
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
"Let this be clear, I'm not not a feminist," complains woman worth $14 million who has the right to control her own finances, own property, vote, change her name, and say stupid shiat on Instagram
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Morganton News Herald)
 
 
 
Non-violin offender charged for running naked in Fiddler's Run
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Vox)
 
 
 
Trump's interview with Maria Bartiromo was a giant smokebomb of stupidity
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Lindsay Graham's surprising rebuff and warning to Cadet Bone Spur on his demand that Obama testify in the Russia/Flynn investigation: "I understand President Trump's frustration, but be careful what you wish for. Just be careful what you wish for"
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Lloyd's of London says the 'rona will be the largest loss on record for insurers. So congratulations all you infected losers in your loser states and loser sh*thole countries
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
That woman from Michigan wishes for protesting covidiots to act responsibility. Yeah good luck with that
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
NYC cops open up a closed city street so they can drive to buy bagels
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(Variety)
 
 
 
Queen's Brian May involved in bizarre gardening accident
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Thu May 07, 2020
(Barron's)
 
 
 
Good news for all of you who still have a job and a 401k, the Nasdaq is back in positive territory for the year
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Just in case murder hornets and a pandemic weren't enough to keep you inside your house, the polar vortex is back this weekend
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Thu April 30, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Fox News and John Turley believe Michael Flynn has been exonerated. No other legal minds appear to agree
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(AP News)
 
 
 
By releasing internal FBI emails and notes Mischa tries to flip the script
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Christopher Dodd, Lisa Blunt Rochester, Eric Garcetti, and Cynthia Hogan are the people tasked to tell Uncle Joe to just pick Hillary or Kamala
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Mon April 27, 2020
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Fox soup: Steps 1 to 8 -- catch fox.. Step 9 -- Put in pot.. Step 10 -- Get treated for rabies
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Sun April 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Does this strike you as a man who has missed a single meal in his entire life?
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Thu April 23, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The funny part is that the Dolphins tried to tank the season in 2019, and now it's apparent that they failed at even that
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Worldwide plague and weeks of quarantine not have you depressed enough? SyFy is running "Battlestar Galactica" in its entirety, non-stop starting at 12:01 AM on April 20th. Wait a second, that's today. WHAT YEAR IS IT?
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Trump's restaurant recovery plan favors fast food chains, probably because he thinks McDonald's and KFC are great places to eat, and Arby's is a great place to rant
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Fri April 17, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A cat is cursing in Idaho
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(Omaha World Herald)
 
 
 
Grand Island, Nebraska has more Covid-19 cases than Michigan as Nebraska has no stay-at-home order
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
This is like the beginning of a horror movie. Keep Carol Anne away from the TV
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Just appeal to your landlord's sense of decency as you enjoy a huge wish-sandwich while your unemployment benefits continue to not arrive
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Conservative group gives Trump five Pinocchios for his excuse that impeachment hearings for distracted him from preparing for the pandemic. Also says something about comfortable couches to sleep on
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