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Fri August 07, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Do you even golf bro?
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Thu August 06, 2020
(WLWT)
 
 
 
What is round on both sides but has COVID in the Middle?
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Fri July 31, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Now that Trump's hand-picked lackeys are in charge, Voice of America is deleting stories deemed "too favorable" to Joe Biden from its foreign language broadcasts and threatening to fire the employees that produced them
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Remember those kind, gentle, and above-the-belt Lincoln Project videos? Well, you can forget all that. This one won't need cream rubbed on. No no no no, this one will need some major skin grafts. Fark needs a "Savage" tag
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar (D-MN): "War is not a game. Video games should not be recruitment tools for the military"
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Fri July 24, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
ProTip: Do not put your knee on the neck of a 2 y.o. child to make your point about BLM
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Sun July 19, 2020
(WOWT Omaha)
 
 
 
I was just clearing brush when I took a rod to the back
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Mayor of Atlanta leaves city's mask requirement in place, tells GA Gov. Big Brain Kemp to fark off with his "no laws against masks" rule
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Thu July 16, 2020
(SecondNexus)
 
 
 
Noted arm of the liberal media Fox News completely interrupts the President's speech to fact check his damned lies as he's speaking
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Kayleigh "I will not lie to you" McEnemy says Trump's historic Supreme Court loss was a "big win" for the President
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(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida blows past previous single day coronavirus death record of 83 set back in late April with 120 deaths today
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Seoul's mayor found dead after 7 hour search. He had given his daughter a "will-like" message before going missing after a sexual harrassment complaint was lodged against him
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Tue June 30, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Stay classy, Aurora police officers
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Sat June 27, 2020
(NASCAR)
 
 
 
After last week's exciting Talladega race, we need a Poconap. It's the Pocono Organics 325. (3:30 PM, FOX)
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Fri June 26, 2020
(WTSP)
 
 
 
Ron DeSantis sets a new high score on COVID-19 with an increase of 62% from yesterday. Is now trying to decide between entering POO or ASS
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
Saints safety Malcolm Jenkins must not want to play football this year
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
"If you're in Michigan and 18+ pls for the love of god do not vote for my dad for state rep. Tell everyone"
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Thu June 25, 2020
(WDRB Louisville)
 
 
 
Booker moves ahead of McGrath in Kentucky horse race that's still nowhere near the stretch run
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Yes, NIST but what about all the POSITIVE connotations those words have among the BDSM-American Community? Did you ever think about THAT?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
The police wouldn't say why he was being arrested, only showing him a piece of paper with his photo and the words "felony warrant" and "larceny"
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
The many signs that Trump was begging for a Depends diaper at the rally in Tulsa
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Sat June 20, 2020
(Global Times (China))
 
 
 
The death of Street Cat Bob, a cat who inspired a popular book about a man struggling with drug addiction, has touched the hearts of people who mourned the cat on social media and shared their stories of beloved pets. Join us on Caturday
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Thu June 18, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
Nursing home evacuated because you DON'T mix AMMONIA AND BLEACH
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Woman killed, boyfriend wounded after alleged dispute over dog pooping. Dog that hates the person you're dating seen taking notes
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(KnoxNews)
 
 
 
Knoxville, TN shuts down large portions of its computer network, and not Voluntarily
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Mon June 08, 2020
(Axios)
 
 
 
"Brutal" internal polling from Team Trump after his total fubar of the coronavirus pandemic and George Floyd's killing has them scratching their arses for a new message
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
What ever a Jake Paul is has been charged by police for allegedly participating in a 'riot'
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Trump Campaign's SpaceX Launch Video Violates NASA Ad Guidelines
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Bowser lifts curfew after night with zero arrests. The protest is in another castle
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Fri May 29, 2020
(The Indian Express)
 
 
 
Satellite image shows China is deploying tanks and artillery on the border with India, surely this will end well
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(News 13 Orlando)
 
 
 
SpaceX astronauts to make second attempt to escape this furious hellhole of a planet on Saturday
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
"NFL continues to misunderstand the data and analytics" and "The NFL once again had a chance to take a step forward and they chose not to." A think-piece on minority hiring?
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(The Week)
 
 
 
Flashback, October 25, 2019: Joe Biden - "The US is not ready for a pandemic." Donald Trump - "NEW iPHONE BAD"
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
" ... ... "
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Alabama has been holding graduation ceremonies packed to capacity with the end result being packed hospitals
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Inquisitr)
 
 
 
Sean Payton says Envelopegate unlikely to produce a bounty of results, which may leave some football scandal fans deflated
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
So kids having heart attacks is what we have to look forward to. Sure there's an R.E.M. song we could use as reference but we won't
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Thu May 14, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Everyone has a good reason why they should be treated differently and allowed to break quarantine... scattering body parts in the forest may be the best yet
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Wed May 13, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I tried a virtual wine tasting and it wasn't nearly as awkward as I thought it would be". Man, things must be pretty bad if people are drinking virtual wine
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Tue May 12, 2020
(I Heart Radio Alt 102.3 FM)
 
 
 
Life's a beach for Mayor Peduto in Pittsburgh
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Fri May 08, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
When Ahmaud Arbrey's killers called 911 they DID NOT report that he was a suspected burglar, just that there was "a black male running down the street," leading a baffled dispatcher to say, "I just need to know what he was doing wrong"
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Fri May 01, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
What do corona virus first responders need? Nuclear support
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Sun April 26, 2020
(NASA Spaceflight)
 
 
 
Elon Musk to temp fate yet again
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Sat April 18, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Not news: Man deported from US. News: He doesn't have an active deportation order. Fark: Deported to wrong country. Double Fark: US lets him back in
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gee, I wonder why. Guess we'll never know
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Thank you, Switzerland. In a return gesture of friendship, I shall eat some of your cheese. The one with the holes in it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Family recreates fifteen hour flight from the comfort of their living room. Bonus: No guitars got broken
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Fri April 10, 2020
(KXLY Spokane)
 
 
 
"Yeah, I'm into fitness. FITNESS WHOLE TRUCK IN YOUR GYM"
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Today's coronavirus fringe benefit: MASSIVE CHICKEN WING SURPLUS
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
FOXNews is tired of his shiat, piles on
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