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Mon June 25, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
All facilities in the state of New York that may have been assisting with the Republican Kidnapping Program must provide details YESTERDAY or risk losing their license to operate and/or face criminal prosecution
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Sun June 24, 2018
(Toronto Star)
 
 
 
"Is there a patent on that acronym?" Brown said. "It's just incidental that that's the acronym we chose"
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Fri June 22, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
Got 'rhythem'? New Atlantic City Hard Rock casino butchers spelling on giant guitar installation
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(Think Progress)
 
 
 
Just in case the BLUE wave isn't huge enough, Republicans and tiny-brained Trump pass a farm bill to harm all their dedicated rural (and for some stupid reason, Trump loving) fans. Congratulations farmers, you've reaped your benefit
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Barry Trotz over to the The New York Islanders
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
House Republicans delay vote on the "Stop Putting Children In F*cking Concentration Camps You Assholes" bill because of course they did
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Thu June 21, 2018
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
"We're not going to separate migrant children from their parents and house them in privately-run jails any more." *asks pentagon to prepare to house 20,000 kids at military bases*
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Fri June 15, 2018
(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Two-foot crater ensues after lawnmower apparently trips landmine in Pennsyltucky
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank robbing 101: Don't drop the cash on the way out
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Fark ready headline: Turtle Gives Finger To Louisiana Police
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Thu June 14, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
NYC's coolest intern creates bring your grenade to work day
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
KREMLIN - Mother Russia destroys the Saudis 5-nil in the opening match of the World Cup, including a hat trick from Vlad The Striker
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Fri June 08, 2018
(Metro)
 
 
 
Candlelight vigil planned for chicken that was the sole survivor of a slaughterhouse truck crash. Attendees will have the choice of dark or white meat
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Fri June 01, 2018
(McClatchy DC)
 
 
 
Dianne Feinstein (olD - CA) explains how she totally isn't scooting to the left now because she totally hasn't been out-of-touch with the electorate for decades
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Chelsea Clinton (to the Republican outrage over Samantha Bee): Where was your condemnation when Ted Nugent called my mom a c*nt?
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Fri May 25, 2018
(WTAE)
 
 
 
No, rinsing your coal in the river does not make it "clean"
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Thu May 24, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Netflix is now worth more than Disney and Comcast. Still waiting for you to mail back that Scorpion King DVD
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Sat May 19, 2018
(CBS News)
 
 
 
It's still real to him, dammit
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Fri May 18, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
"Other barbers there said they didn't know the stylist's name or how to reach him"
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania road sign warns of Trump rally ahead
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Fri May 04, 2018
(Montana Standard)
 
 
 
Moly sprayed everywhere between Butte and Big Hole at Mile 69
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Fri April 27, 2018
(KSTU FOX 13)
 
 
 
An attorney asks a federal judge to give him a little bit of a break on a deadline because he was up late watching the Utah Jazz playoff game. Immediately gets offer to replace Rudy Giuliani on Trump's defense team
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Thu April 26, 2018
(NBC News)
 
NewsFlash
 
Cosby Verdict: J. A. I. L. - O
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Fri April 20, 2018
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
YouTube ran top brand ads on white supremacist channels
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Fri April 13, 2018
(Miami Herald)
 
 
 
Zut alors. Retired French star soccer player, currently director for Miami FC, has gone native, with the Gallic flair of holding cup of wine when taken into custody
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Thu April 12, 2018
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Steve, "If babies had guns they wouldn't be aborted," Stockman is found guilty on all but one charge at his federal fraud trial in Houston
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Mon April 09, 2018
(Bradenton Herald)
 
 
 
Teacher: Hey, Dean, what do you think about this girl's nipples? Are they too erect through her shirt? School Dean: Hm. Those are pretty erect nipples. Hey, nurse, what do you think of these nipples? Nurse: Wow. Here, let me cover them with bandaids
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Sat April 07, 2018
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
New Phillies manager Gabe Kapler booed at the team's home opener after a 1-4 start by fans who this time wait five whole games before turning on their manager
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Fri April 06, 2018
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
Live nest camera captures bald eagle's reaction to California earthquake
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Photo emerges of Daniel Day-Lewis riding the subway, engrossed by his flip phone. Although it's unclear if he was actually deep in character, preparing for a film set in the 00s about a man whose best friend is his phone
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Thu April 05, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mariners pitcher anointed as the next Captain America
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(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
Louisiana lawmaker opposed to a medical marijuana bill in her state cites a Daily Currant article to claim that 37 people overdosed on marijuana and died on its first day of legalization in Colorado. Unclear how many were named Becky
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Fri March 30, 2018
(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Le'Veon Bell: With the shiat fans and the shiat city, it's hard to play in Shiatsburgh
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Cops say Mikey the Miami Monkey's not breaking any laws, so he can hang out in his tree by the strip club
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Sun March 25, 2018
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Republican aide complains that sexual harassment training class doesn't teach him how to sexually harass
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Fri March 23, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Trump threatens to veto spending bill meant to avert another government shutdown, because the Democrats forgot to address the problem facing those poor DACA recipients whom he threw into limbo by removing DACA protections
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Thu March 15, 2018
(NBC4i)
 
 
 
U.S. military helicopter crashes in Iraq with seven aboard. No indication of whether it was shot down
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
3 points for Gryffindor
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(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Now is not the time to talk about bridge control
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Fri March 09, 2018
(Kansas.com)
 
 
 
Dancing is illegal at Texas Roadhouse. Kevin Bacon unavailable for comment
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Thu March 08, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Over a million East Coasters admit they're powerless over climate change
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Fri March 02, 2018
(CNN)
 
 
 
Rick Gates is getting threats from the Russian mafia, because of course he is
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(Fox 61 Connecticut)
 
 
 
Funny how 'head injury' often follows 'dice game dispute'
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