Skip to content
Do you have adblock enabled?
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.
headlines found matching 'Thought'
Wed August 12, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Covid not stopping you from your beach trip? How about the thought of swimming in feces?
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 11, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
School districts are losing their minds at the thought of business in front and a party in the back
source: theregister.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 10, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Eating only McNuggets and chips causes woman to have massive health problems. No? I thought she'd be in perfect health after that. Look at Donnie. His health is the best health of all people with health
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 09, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
And you thought female Karens were nuts, here's a 'male Karen' that is so upset by social distancing that he scrapes the 6-feet reminder stickers off store floor for his freedums
source: dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Rare.us)
 
 
 
Man arrested for playing basketball in the nude tells cops he thought he was improving his "mad skills"
source: rare.us   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Turns out, Jeff Bezos and Elon Musk might be even more batshiat insane than we thought
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri August 07, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Article
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
Paulding, Georgia school administrators: On second thought, maybe we shouldn't suspend the students involved in posting pictures of our high school hallway jam packed with plague rats
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
NRA being flooded with 'Thoughts and Prayers on social media.' "We'll work on helping, but not now, it's just too soon"
source: huffpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu August 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
March For Our Lives, a gun control advocacy group, sends their thoughts and prayers to the NRA in this troubled time
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Facebook)
 
 
 
Is that wrong? Are you not supposed to do that?
source: facebook.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
Weeners
 
Chopper board. (poss NSFW)
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I hope his thoughts and prayers are up to date
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed August 05, 2020
(Cracked)
 
 
 
Food for thought
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WBUR Boston)
 
 
 
MA's largest school system announces school reopening plans. Have we ever thought about the emotional trauma we're going to inflict on our kids if we send them to school, they contract COVID-19, and end up killing grandma, or even their parents?
source: wbur.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Tennessee Aquarium hatches seven ugly-ass endangered baby turtles. I thought I saw a turtle
source: chattanoogapulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Frozen waffle company's best shot at naming their version of a campfire classic evokes thoughts of cheese instead
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
Suicidal thoughts? Spray it up
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
So, remember that whole Jacob Wohl-USAID press-conference thing? It's going about as well as you thought it would
source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue August 04, 2020
(Vintage Everyday)
 
 
 
The Goatmobile was an actual thing - not some gag-prop from an 'Our Gang' short film
source: vintag.es   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Fox News headline: "MSNBC producer resigns from network with scathing letter: They block 'diversity of thought' and 'amplify fringe voices'" and, I say again, that is the "Fox News headline"
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Waitrose shopper buys eggs, finds peeps
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon August 03, 2020
(WANE Ft. Wayne)
 
 
 
If you've ever thought that the Mini Cooper was just about the right size for an 11-year-old, you're not alone. This 11-year-old had the same idea
source: wane.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Stephenie Meyer's says that while writing her new book retelling Twilight from the vampire's point of view, "getting through every word was a struggle." Much like reading it will be
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun August 02, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Because 250,000 people apparently can't bear the thought of not being able to drive into a hick town in South Dakota this summer, the Sturgis bike rally will proceed as planned
source: kxan.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Republic)
 
 
 
Conservative Media: Herman Cain passed on. He was a great patriot and a wonderful man. Thoughtful Audience: That's so sad. So, what did he die of? CM: uh... DON'T POLITICIZE HIS DEATH *smokebomb*
source: newrepublic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AP News)
 
 
 
So when a vaccine is finally developed, who will be first in line to get it? What, you thought you'd be near the front? Oh, you sweet precious flower
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 31, 2020
(WHTC Holland)
 
 
 
The 337 people who thought right now was a great time to board a Norwegian cruise ship are in for the shock of their lives
source: whtc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
If you thought that Trump's decision to bypass the CDC and have COVID-19 information sent to HHS would result in better data collection and more transparency, you may want to sit down. I also have a cure for coronavirus to sell you at a special price
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
Hey, I know, Why don't we ask the White House's resident white supremacist what HE thought of our first black president's eulogy for a civil right icon, and then write a whole article about it?
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"Menu Engineers" are a thing and you only THOUGHT you had a free choice when you last decided what to order off one
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Donnie Junior says he shouldn't have been suspended from Twitter for sharing "alternative thoughts" about demon semen and fake cures
source: thenewcivilrightsmovement.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 30, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Universe may be using a false ID and is really 1.2B years younger than thought
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NW Florida Daily News)
 
 
 
Florida man buys a Porsche 911 with a brilliant, never-before-thought-of scam: He prints out a fake check on his home computer
source: nwfdailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Bacteria and younger siblings -tiny and in some cases deadly single-celled organisms-are turning out to be far more complex than commonly thought
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 29, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
BC Premier asks citizens to be tolerant and polite if they see American license plates on the road, since not all Americans are halfwitted Covid carriers. As for Americans in province, he advises them to change plates or bicycle or take transit
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boss thought he was muted on a Zoom call and had an extremely intimate, X-rated conversation with his girlfriend using voice-to-text on his phone. It lasted for almost a full minute. He keeps apologizing and making it worse. How can I stop him?"
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Syracuse Post-Standard)
 
 
 
Remember when you thought it would be culturally enriching to live in a college town? Cute. You have two choices: watch the college fail or watch its students give you the rona
source: syracuse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 28, 2020
(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
source: zippia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Booger Guy)
 
 
 
Here's an inaccurate list of the weirdest town names in each of the 50 states. In KY, it would actually be a tie between Big Bone Lick and Beaver Lick, but Booger Hollow, Arkansas sounds on the money
source: zippia.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Depressed Belgian woman thought she was a chicken after being found pecking, clucking, crowing, and exploding during sexual arousal
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Extension 765)
 
 
 
Did you know Steven Soderbergh made a black-and-white cut of Raiders of the Lost Ark that contained no dialogue and only music from Trent Reznor? You do now
source: extension765.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Cat.exe has stopped responding: Abort, Retry, Close
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 27, 2020
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
They can use dental imprints if they find this shark
source: nbcnewyork.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WHNT Huntsville)
 
 
 
The Rocket City Trash Pandas have some thoughts on 2020
source: whnt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Did you know the Star Spangled Banner has four stanzas? Yeah, neither did these baseball fans, including one who thought 19th century English was a foreign language. Play ball
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Queerty)
 
 
 
Scott Baio says he can't find work in Hollywood due to being Trump supporter. Thoughts and prayers, womp womp
source: queerty.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TampaBay.com (St. Petersburg Tim)
 
 
 
Florida Gov. Ron DeSantis thought he was going to be launched to Republican stardom at Trump's Florida convention and be the darling of the party. Now knows he will be just a piss boy at Mar-a-Lago after Trump gets thrown out
source: tampabay.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TMZ)
 
 
 
And you thought Post Malone's face tattoos were stupid
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 24, 2020
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Article about how stupid dogs really are seems to have cat-like typing going on in it
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Coon cheese brand's Canadian parent company finally changing its name in bid to 'eliminate racism'. You mean someone hasn't thought to do this until now?
source: 9news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 23, 2020
(KRQE News)
 
 
 
If you ran away to join the circus you didn't get far
source: krqe.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(UC San Francisco)
 
 
 
Future historians: "We thought it was 'just' a respiratory virus. How wrong we were"
source: ucsf.edu   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 22, 2020
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Hell might be even more hellish than we thought. This is good news for Donald Trump
source: syfy.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
A boot on every neck. Having grown bored of the pandemic, Trump will be sharing his "thoughts" on distributing unmarked violence to whatever town you're in
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Coconuts)
 
Weeners
 
"I've received many DMs regarding the logo. I have to explain to people one by one that it's actually just a big straw inserted in a cup." Owner & logo designer fixed it by cutting off just the tip
source: coconuts.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
X32 22A
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 21, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ever see a picture that derailed your train of thought?
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Becky the nurse
source: iheart.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 20, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Yoga is ideal for college students who like to hit the bong before going to class
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 18, 2020
(CBS Sacramento)
 
 
 
Ma'am, this is a Verizon store, not a public restroom. And put on a mask, why don't you
source: sacramento.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 17, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"Years before I came out, I found the tenderness I craved at the barber." And you thought high and tight was only a hairstyle
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 16, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Moon is much younger than previously thought, so keep those telescopes to yourselves, pervs
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
Trump thought he could outrun the legal avalanche. Seems like all his bad dreams are coming true at once
source: politicususa.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tommy Fisher, CEO of Fisher Industries, said Sunday that he thought the president "just got some misinformation on this stuff" and that he had "complete respect" for Trump... It's amazing how one can hold onto a pocket from underneath a bus
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Telegraph_US)
 
 
 
"I thought if I hoarded all the good names that would keep someone else who might be a pain in the neck from getting them"
source: thetelegraph.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Kayaker: "I thought I heard a fish splash to my left." Narrator: "It wasn't a fish"
source: globalnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 15, 2020
(Some Horror Guy)
 
 
 
Showing your kids horror films is a good idea. Yeah, that's what 5-year-old subby's parents thought when they took him to the drive-in to see "Jaws" in '75 and that chewed-up Kintner boy's bloody yellow raft washed up on the beach and I need a hug
source: crimereads.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
He leaped from topic to topic, sometimes in a single run-on sentence, and often failed to complete a thought
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
Video
 
I thought that ants only stole rubber tree plants and not mail
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNBC)
 
 
 
If you thought the logic behind his '1/100th time' tweet was a wonder of mathematic reasoning
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 14, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In case you thought mortgage brokers were classy...hey, stop laughing, this isn't a humorous headline
source: themortgagenote.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Reporter throws Trump a softball asking his thoughts on why Black Americans are "still dying at the hands of law enforcement in this country." Since you are reading this here ... well, you know the drill
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
'Hellboy' emerges from the Florida sea a little redder after taking in a 'little' too much sun
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Economist)
 
 
 
Cabotegravir, a drug thought to be an improvement on PrEP for AIDS prevention, has had its trial stopped 22 months early... because it worked even better than expected
source: economist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New York Magazine)
 
 
 
Kanye: On second thought, this is a stupid idea
source: nymag.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 13, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
April: Hot weather will slow the spread of COVID-19. July: Hot weather contributing to the spread of COVID-19
source: wreg.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Politico)
 
 
 
When Mark Meadows was offered the White House Chief of Staff job, knowing all the reports of chaos and dysfunction in the WH, and aware of the fact that we was Trump's 4th pick in three years, he thought "This will be EASY, I GOT this"
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Subby thought aliens usually opted for a different orifice
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC 12 Richmond)
 
 
 
I have made a huge mistake
source: nbc12.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 12, 2020
(Cleveland Plain Dealer)
 
 
 
Republicans upset that Democrats thought they could feed at the money trough as well
source: cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you've ever had the thought, "The only thing that would make this Hallmark Christmas movie better would be a nice bottle of Hallmark wine" ... there is something seriously wrong with you, and you should seek help immediately
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Gov DeSantis, whose state has become one of the world's largest coronavirus hotspots averaging 10,000+ new cases a day, offers his thoughtful, nuanced rebuttal to Dr, Fauci's criticism that the state re-opened too quickly: "Nuh-uh"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cumberland Times-News)
 
 
 
"Honestly, at first I thought it'd be easy, I figured I would reach a hand down and grab it back out. It was hot, and I knew I had to figure something out. There was no giving up until I got the kitten out." Welcome to Caturday
source: times-news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 10, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
I don't think your church going supporters will take this tweet too kindly once the logical conclusion of linking propaganda and indoctrination to revoking tax exemptions is thought out, praise Jesus
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 09, 2020
(Wired)
 
 
 
WTF, China? We thought you were at least a little cool
source: wired.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 08, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
The fast and the Furious: Gardening edition (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Baton Rouge Advocate)
 
 
 
In the war against the invisible enemy, Mayor of Lafayette, LA says mandatory mask order is like using a nuclear bomb when the M16 of doing nothing is just fine. Lafayette metro is 6th in the country for new coronavirus cases per capita
source: theadvocate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Marc A. Thiessen has been thinking very hard about Trump's Mount Rushmore speech and has some Deep Thoughts about why the liberal lamestream MSM media is working so hard to twist and pervert its meaning
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dr. Kellyanne has some thoughts about Joe Biden's spittle
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue July 07, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Republicans supported Trump because they thought they could control him. Now they're tied to his necrotizing Presidency. von Papen nods
source: rollingstone.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon July 06, 2020
(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
D'awww meets Weird in social distancing strategies around the world
source: ladbible.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(1011 Now Lincoln)
 
 
 
They always put ATMs in the most inconvenient locations
source: 1011now.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(News 5 Cleveland)
 
 
 
Terry Francona: "Even at my age, you don't want to be too old to learn or to realize that maybe I've been ignorant of some things, and to be ashamed of it, and to try to be better"
source: news5cleveland.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun July 05, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that opening all the pubs in Britain at six in the morning would cause such mayhem after the lockdown?
source: thescottishsun.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat July 04, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
Famous last words: "I thought no one would steal a 13 foot metal giraffe"
source: stltoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri July 03, 2020
(MovieWeb)
 
 
 
If you thought the ECTO-1/Transformers mashup was great, hold onto your flux capacitor
source: movieweb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu July 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
The guy who thinks the Great Pyramid was a grain elevator has some thoughts on monuments
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Traders thought Apple had 'the holy grail' of oil data, but then they found out it was proprietary, overpriced, and incompatible with their software
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It took a journalist four months and a pandemic to realize he was wasting over $1,000 a month on booze by going out to bars
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gothamist)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe we shouldn't have put the weight room on the second floor
source: gothamist.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed July 01, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the St. Louis lawyer brandishing a gun like a Hollywood extra and threatening innocent Black people couldn't look like more of an ignorant asshole, here's his interview with Chris Cuomo. "TERRORISTS WERE ATTACKING ME"
source: mediaite.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Found in a Japanese vending machine (natch): mayo soda. "It had a gentle, creamy, custard-like flavour which, when she thought about it, could taste like mayonnaise with a little imagination"
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 30, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
The CEO of Parler wants you liberals to know that he's not running a far-Right hate site and you should all sign up now to have deeply thoughtful and civil conversations about creative ways to use the N word and good deals on Bubba rope
source: cnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
How to properly assess your Covid-19 risk in public. Tl;dr: pretty much everything ends with "Consider avoiding nonessential activities" or "No"
source: chicagotribune.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(TreeHugger)
 
 
 
When the pandemic is but a distant memory, our homes will be bigger, have more outdoor social spaces, and tiny quarantine rooms in the attic next to the fire stairs
source: treehugger.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Some say our greatest invention was the invention of invention. However, I'd argue it is the invention of the invention of the invention of invention
source: psyche.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chernobyl secret documents released for first time in 34 years from the world's biggest-ever nuclear accident show that the Soviet cover-up was bigger than thought. It happened before the time they said it did and had already spread across Europe (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(DeadState)
 
 
 
For some reason, someone thought it was important to publish what Michelle Bachmann thinks about current affairs, and yep, it's as nutballz as you would imagine
source: deadstate.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Nobody told me because my intelligence chiefs thought it wasn't true. Russia Hoax 2: The Re-Lib-Ening
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 28, 2020
(Some Bunker Guy)
 
 
 
For no particular reason, we thought you might like this little article about underground bunkers that just happen to be on the market for the right price
source: loveproperty.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 27, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"We thought this was only a respiratory virus. Turns out, it goes after the pancreas. It goes after the heart. It goes after the liver, the brain, the kidney and other organs." No mention of going after Freedoms
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK puppy believed stuck in rabbit hole for two weeks doesn't care, comes home for Caturday
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 26, 2020
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new study examines recursive thinking. And you thought they quit teaching penmanship in grade school
source: medicalxpress.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(History Channel)
 
 
 
Are we heading for another Great Depression? Will this be the Greatest Depression? Any thoughts?
source: history.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Patheos)
 
 
 
And it's a bright blue recurring reminder for all of us, every day, that we're capable of choosing not to be assholes
source: patheos.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Slate)
 
 
 
I know I'm a hottie, but only average looking guys ask me out. Should I be worried that I'm not as hot as I thought I am
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 25, 2020
(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Tiger King gets its own comic book
source: wfla.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Top GOP Senators to Trump campaign: Try something else, whatever the hell it is you're doing right now ISN'T working. Though these guys also "thought Trump was cruising to reelection only a few months ago". So
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Skittles may not have thought their Pride Month Skittles all the way through
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 24, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
Don't believe your eyes
source: laughingsquid.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Someone is putting on a "Herd Immunity Music Festival" that will not end well
source: nme.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
The US economy won't recover because the rich aren't spending money on leisure. And you thought the US wasn't a service economy
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 23, 2020
(Gallup)
 
 
 
Hey let's go back to October 2016 when more than 3/4s of Americans thought their local cops were doing a good job
source: news.gallup.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Georgia Republicans "read the room" and decide that , on second thought, maybe including cops as a protected class in the state's first-ever hate crime bill ISN'T such a good idea right now after all
source: abcnews.go.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Man who sued police for wrongful arrest and spending year in jail pulls officer out of burning car. "No matter what other people have done to me, or other officers, I thought, 'this guy deserves to make it home safely to his family.'"
source: abc7ny.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Best NASA rejection letter evar
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Knock. Knock. Knock. "Abracadabra!" ::Swoosh::
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 21, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Colin Kaepernick compared to heroic Pat Tillman by long time social justice warrior and back country yokel, Brett Favre
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Star Spangled Banner was written by a slave owner. Do you think there will be a push to replace the national anthem because of that? If so, what are your thoughts on that? If you think it should be replaced, what song would you suggest?
source: en.wikipedia.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"I thought I was anti-racist. Then I looked closer at myself. Then more closely. Then, more closelier"
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 18, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
But we thought Sonic was a hedgehog?
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
WaPo wants America to all hail the CHAZ "sentinels" who are protecting property and helping citizens help ...something about a thought experiment
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Bank was dreaming if they thought the American Dream developer wouldn't miss another mortgage payment
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Six degrees of scary Kevin Bacon
source: ew.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 16, 2020
(New Jersey 101.5)
 
 
 
Governor Murphy, while we are here at the Jersey Shore, is there a boardwalk delicacy I can't miss? Crickets ... Long pause ... Audible inhale... Ummm .... Chris Christie: Hold my Kohr's frozen custard
source: nj1015.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Amazon v EU: Has the online giant met its match? Let's ask Apple - "Hey Tim, Jeffy wants to know how those monster profits are coming. ... Yeah, that's what we thought - thanks." *cha-chinnnng*
source: bbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Metro)
 
 
 
It's hard determining who belongs in your social bubble
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Week)
 
 
 
Trump's got a Justice Gorsuch problem. You see, the president's Supreme Court pick isn't the toady he thought he was
source: theweek.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 15, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Cash, the answer is cash. If you think the answer isn't cash, you're an idiot who probably also thought Ole Miss was "doing things the right way"
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"It isn't that they thought police vigilantism was always right-it's that they couldn't imagine it happening to them. They imagined themselves as people protected, rather than endangered, by vigilante police not beholden to the law. "
source: patriciarobertsmiller.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Salon)
 
 
 
Protesting: Just what the doctor ordered
source: salon.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 14, 2020
(KATC Acadiana)
 
 
 
Perhaps the thief thought it was the Holy Grail?
source: katc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 13, 2020
(My Fox 8 Greensboro)
 
 
 
"[He was] completely naked, other than running shoes, I will admit, I was looking him up and down, like sort of confirming... are you really naked? Not because I really wanted to see, but just because I was trying to assess the situation"
source: myfox8.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 12, 2020
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Remember, back before 2016, when we all thought that fossil fuel companies were the biggest jerks around? Turns out, they're still pretty huge jerks
source: theverge.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Columbus Dispatch)
 
 
 
Racist Ohio state senator who thought colored people got coronavirus from not washing their hands as much as whites was fired from his job as an emergency physician
source: dispatch.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Electrek)
 
 
 
Tesla: on second thought, we aren't going to roof your home with solar panels. But thanks for the three year interest free loan
source: electrek.co   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Sure you've probably seen a man in a wheelchair before but what about a man in a wheelchair who is skateboarding?
source: republicworld.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 11, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Former Commanding General of Fort Benning has some thoughts on the renaming debate. "Bad policy that such important Army posts be named after traitors" among them. Hooah
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Is it safe to share the toilet during COVID-19? Wait, I thought it was just good sense to use it one person at a time?
source: ctvnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Farcebook removes a The Cure meme after two months on the grounds it could be harmful, lead to Disintegration
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 10, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the kooked-up North Korea leadership mystery was over after Kim Jong-un made a public appearance, along comes his sister making a major statement about taking a power grab (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 09, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, a 24 year old man breaks the unspoken truce with an ancient evil race of monsters
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Trump's "Scanner" conspiracy theory apparently came from OANN. And it's just as crazy as you thought
source: gizmodo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tired of reading about bad white cops being who we thought they were? How about a change of scenery. Difficulty: you don't get to make fun of Camden NJ anymore
source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Algemeiner)
 
 
 
College students think it would be 'cute' to draw swastikas on themselves and post photos to social media. Narrator: "They thought wrong"
source: algemeiner.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon June 08, 2020
(Kare11)
 
 
 
Minneapolis council member responds to the question "How do you plan on moving forward after disbanding the police." Well, somewhere else I presume since it's not in this article
source: kare11.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
The US government's supply of remdesivir, the only proven COVID-19 drug that works, runs out at the end of the month. Worry not though, surely we know the Trump Administration has a well thought out system to fix this
source: 9news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'Four bedrooms, two bathrooms, a games room, and a fully equipped medieval sex dungeon.' Welcome home
source: humansoftumblr.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun June 07, 2020
(CBC)
 
 
 
Saskatoon mama goose takes 47 goslings for a swim. And you thought taking your kids to the splash park was like herding cats
source: cbc.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fark)
 
 
 
I still love Trading Places (1983) but always felt as if, after the credits roll, Louis and Billy Ray would have ended up in jail. Do you think it would it be possible to pull off a scheme like this and not end up in Federal prison?
source: fark.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump: Gentlemen, I respectfully disagree with the views that Mr. Powell has espoused, but I'd like to offer a counterpoint for your consideration so we may have thoughtful and peaceful discourse
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
A simple guide on men's fashion that illustrates 'the do' s, the don'ts, and the oh my gawd please don'ts' for when you have to be at the gym in 26 minutes
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Austin PD apparently thought nobody would notice when they wrote fake letters from the public saying how much people love them
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Something you never thought you needed to watch until today: the 1987 trailer for "Surf Nazis Must Die"
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat June 06, 2020
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Some amazing SFX to make your day better
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Engadget)
 
 
 
And you thought laugh tracks for sitcoms sucked
source: engadget.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri June 05, 2020
(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
As summer approaches, can these five weird Japanese tricks cool your face so you don't overheat in your facemask?
source: soranews24.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Arizona surpasses 1,000 Coronavirus deaths. And here we thought the heat would kill this thing off. Today's high in Phoenix is 105
source: azcentral.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Elmo wants to end racism too" is a sentence that absolutely no one ever thought they would have to write... but here we are
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Thoughtful employers are reporting thousands of workers to the state who have refused to return to the office because of fears about contracting coronavirus ...to have their unemployment benefits revoked
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu June 04, 2020
(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
"We signed Mike Glennon"
source: chicago.suntimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin
source: themarysue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
These two crazy kids thought they'd just stop by the church to beg Beelzebub for a fresh baby to eat, then maybe over to Coldstone for a scoop of rum raisin
source: themarysue.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
Shuffle on over for a scoop of Teaberry ice cream
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed June 03, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
White House expresses full confidence in defense chief Esper
source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Perhaps the reason these George Floyd protests are getting so out of hand is that more Hollywood stars haven't weighed in with their thoughts on how we should be acting
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
If you thought flying was hell before Covid just wait. It's recommended that you really start liking to wait and get used to it
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Secretary of Defense: "I had no idea we were going to the church. I thought Trump was just taking me to the bathroom"
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue June 02, 2020
(Fox Business)
 
 
 
If you thought Taco Bell was the future of dining out, I have some bad news for you
source: foxbusiness.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
And you thought there was only gazpacho
source: foodandwine.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Just when you thought 2020 couldn't possibly get any worse - Bill O'Reilly to return to the airwaves
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 31, 2020
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week at Tin Soldier, part two in a series on how to partition your hard drive - otherwise known as your brain. It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
source: tinsoldier.space   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
Photos show how restaurants around the world are trying to keep customers safe while reopening. If you always wanted your own Cone of Silence or thought it would be fun to be the protagonist from "I Am Legend," this is the pandemic for you
source: buzzfeednews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 30, 2020
(Mental Floss)
 
 
 
Eight cute animals that are more violent than you thought
source: mentalfloss.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 29, 2020
(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Rare Wolverine spotted in Pacific County, surprising researchers who thought they were all wiped out during Red Dawn back in the 80s
source: king5.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
To anyone who thought Trump would grieve with his fellow Americans over the 100K dead from coronavirus: LOL
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 28, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
If you thought Las Vegas was full of degenerate losers throwing their children's college and food money down toilet before, imagine what kind of people will show up to gamble during a pandemic when they open back up next week
source: edition.cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NBC News)
 
 
 
New study shows that asymptomatic cases of COVID-19 may be even more prevalent than previously thought and can shed the virus for 8 days, but go ahead keep complaining about having to wear a mask when you're "healthy"
source: nbcnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 27, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soooooooo, keep them separated?
source: phys.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 26, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
So, payback for Grown UPS 2?
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar flips on her flop about Tara Reade with a double standard: On second thought, I'm endorsing Biden, but I still "believe survivors" ....or something
source: goodmorningamerica.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 25, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
"As I recall, they used to sing it after battles," he said. "I've seen old men cry when they sing it," he added. "Why? It sounds cheerful." They were remembering who they were not singing it with, thought Vimes. You'll learn. I know you will
source: youtube.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 24, 2020
(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
source: cleveland19.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Tin Soldier)
 
 
 
This week on Tin Soldier, learn how Milo bought his first dress and decided to become two people. (Just in time for Pride Month.) It's a free web serial by a farker and the author is giving away TF. DIT
source: tinsoldier.space   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Wine Ninjas are spreading happiness and good cheer. The world needs more wine ninjas
source: globalnews.ca   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 22, 2020
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Taunton school principal arrested for driving 110 mph under the influence. And you thought they smelled bad on the outside
source: wcvb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
15 times adults soiled themselves and lived to tell the tale
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 21, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gee, let me think. Ummm, No. Does no work for you?
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
For once a right wing loony doesn't want thoughts and prayers (possible nsfw content on page)
source: express.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Guardian)
 
 
 
And you thought flying changed after 9/11? Just wait
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 20, 2020
(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
"Hey what's up, I'm looking for a girlfriend. But since I'm sick of dating apps, I thought it would be a hilarious idea to pay for Facebook ads to find one"
source: sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Tom Brady: even more of a jerk than you thought
source: si.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 19, 2020
(ProPublica)
 
 
 
Finally some good news: A large group of Americans is already immune to coronavirus. Hooray. We have done it, now we can safely re-ope...excuse me, I skipped a word there: they are immune to EVIDENCE on coronavirus. Sorry, my bad
source: propublica.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 18, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
Senator Elizabeth Warren speaks out on death of her brother from coronavirus, says it didn't have to happen
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(WCYB News 5)
 
 
 
Hell Right Some Beach got Lonely Tonight and had Sangira. That's why she thought Blake Shelton was trying to kill her
source: wcyb.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 14, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Sari not sorry
source: in.makers.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 13, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
All hail King Bogart
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I tried a virtual wine tasting and it wasn't nearly as awkward as I thought it would be". Man, things must be pretty bad if people are drinking virtual wine
source: sfgate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Life? What is this "life" thing?
source: hbr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 12, 2020
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nashville man who placed a plastic target on the lawn of the NAACP president said he did so because he thought it looked like a beautiful flower (w/pics)
source: nydailynews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Shockingly enough, naming your kids after Disney characters may cause psychological harm for them later in life. "My name is Ursula. I really hate it"
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Idaho Bar: Screw you governor, we're re-opening despite your order because we do what we wants. Idaho Gov: That would violate your liquor license and we'll yank it. Laura Ingraham: how DARE he threaten them like this? I thought he was a Republican
source: foxnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 11, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Humans and Neanderthals 'co-existed in Europe for far longer than thought,' for several thousand years of hot sweaty cave hookups
source: theguardian.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
White House: On second thought, maybe masks are a good idea
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I'm not sure they thought their cunning protest all the way through
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Forbes)
 
 
 
On the difference between safety and comfort (and why taking risks only makes sense when it's collectively beneficial)
source: forbes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 10, 2020
(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Sheriff believes deputies who took pictures of dead bodies at Kobe Bryant crash site deleted the pics, because they said they did. Also it appears that sharing pics of dead bodies at bars isn't as good at getting you laid as cops thought it would be
source: lawandcrime.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
The Department of (In)Justice is even more inept that you had previously thought. And considering the regard the DOJ is held in around these parts, that bar was set pretty low to begin with
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 09, 2020
(Streetsblog)
 
 
 
Chicago mayor wants to create a full-time army of Karens
source: chi.streetsblog.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 08, 2020
(KOB4)
 
 
 
Teen makes the right move in Albuquerque
source: kob.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(USA Today)
 
 
 
USA Today tries to come up with five reasons not to worry about everyone losing their jobs and record unemployment. Basically, thoughts and prayers in article form
source: usatoday.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you thought dropping the charges against Michael Flynn was an outrage, you might want to start taking blood pressure medication to prepare for the indictment of Barack Obama
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For those of you that thought Massachusetts didn't have any Republicans, save the Governor, here's a video with every one of the morons crowded together protesting
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Nothing says this administration more then Mike Pence asking "'Can I carry the empty one just for the camera?' I guess it was filled with thoughts and prayers
source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Woman goes $600K in debt to buy wholesale masks, gloves, hand sanitizer and face shields to give out for free to hospital workers. Probably not the smartest thing to do but it's the thought that counts
source: washingtonpost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu May 07, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
Who would have thought there's be so much overlap between people missing the point of Tiger King and people ignoring social distancing? Everyone? Oh, carry on then
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
Carlton Cole once completed England training with erection
source: insideworldsoccer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(IGN)
 
 
 
Jedi Fallen Order, a game that EA thought nobody was going to buy because it was a single-player campaign game, has sold so well that it's spawning a 'franchise' of sequels
source: ign.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed May 06, 2020
(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Trump: I thought coronavirus mortality rate was 'about filling up Yankee Stadium with death.' Narrator: Not only is Yankee Stadium already full but Citi Field is halfway there
source: nj.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts with The Federalist: criticism of Trump is election interference
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Coronavirus spread earlier than was thought. Small mutations but not more than one strain. Science instead of fear mongering in this one
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Should these parents be mocked for naming their kids after their favorite band members? Maybe
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Subby would have thought a doctor who went through COVID-19 would not only appreciate his own mortality but also be more receptive to following established medical guidelines for masks. Then Subby remembered the doctor was Rand Paul
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue May 05, 2020
(Insider)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things couldn't get stranger, I bring you the #peeyourpantschallenge
source: insider.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you thought Moon Unit, Dweezil, Zowie, and America are strange names for famous people's kids, you haven't seen Elon Musk's new kids name
source: yahoo.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
United to its workers: Thought about quitting? You might save the company for our executives
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Everyone has a twin. This photographer found 30 sets of people who look identical to each other yet aren't blood-related. FB denies all responsibility
source: boredpanda.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon May 04, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman develops new life hack: Cutting a hole in her face mask so she can breathe easier
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Mirror.co.uk)
 
 
 
Slightly bigger than they look in the photo. Would not buy again
source: mirror.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun May 03, 2020
(TVLine)
 
 
 
Eve is trying to have a happy birthday but Villanelle is getting a present. Will Konstantin find himself subordinate to the vicious vengeful Villanelle? Will the two women meet anytime before the season's end? Killing Eve, 9PM ET on AMC
source: tvline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Irish Examiner)
 
 
 
This is what drones were invented for
source: irishexaminer.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
I thought Halley's Comet wasn't due until 2061? Uh oh
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat May 02, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
25-year-old law student spent early days of pandemic playing Pokemon Go, until he noticed the birds: "I thought, why don't I take up birding? It's like real-life Pokemon Go"
source: apnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri May 01, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
And you thought Supreme Court justices shouldn't get improper influence from private or partisan interests. Silly you
source: mcall.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS News)
 
 
 
𝅘𝅥𝅮 You are the champions. You are the champions. No time for losers, like you in the White House ... well that's how I would have wrote it
source: cbsnews.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 29, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
On second thought, let's not go to Washington. It is a silly place
source: politico.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Deadline)
 
 
 
NATO teams up with AMC to declare war on Universal Pictures for releasing Trolls 2, surprising everyone who thought "Cats" would be the tipping point
source: deadline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 28, 2020
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
From the same people who thought that calling themselves "Teabaggers" was a good idea comes new stupidity - turning the Village People's YMCA into a MAGA song
source: god.dailydot.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AIPT Comics)
 
 
 
Lucasfilm shows how more thought, care, and planning went into one episode of 'Star Wars: The Clone Wars' than the entire sequel trilogy
source: aiptcomics.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Put your foot outside the covers, you're tempting fate. It's science
source: thedailyshunt.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Whelp, there it is. We're boned. Trump says he "has NEVER thought of moving date of November election." That's the joke
source: dailymail.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Mon April 27, 2020
(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
Police searching for three suspects after shooting in Midvale. Huh, and I thought all the schools were closed
source: abc4.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
What airport travel in our new post-Covid-19 pandemic world will be like. And you thought the security checks were bad now
source: 9news.com.au   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Sun Journal (Maine))
 
 
 
Fox soup: Steps 1 to 8 -- catch fox.. Step 9 -- Put in pot.. Step 10 -- Get treated for rabies
source: sunjournal.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 26, 2020
(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
School board votes to remove, I Know Why The Caged Bird Sings, Invisible Man, What They Carried, The Great Gatsby and Catch-22 from curriculum. The Bible as History and Literature still fine
source: adn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
We thought The CW DC supers were quarantined on Earth-R(eruns), but Batwoman has narrowly escaped with a new episode tonight at 8PM EDT (Flash & Legends had new episodes this past Tue with no thread). Supergirl still sick from Green Kryptochloroquinine
source: batwoman.tv   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Reuters)
 
 
 
Spanish children finally get to venture outdoors for first time in six weeks. "I never thought I would miss school but I really miss it," said that one kid who always reminds the teacher about tonight's homework
source: reuters.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ESPN)
 
 
 
NFL draft pick regrets the right-wing militia tattoo he has, in spite of being drafted by the Patriots
source: espn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sat April 25, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
GOP state senator from Michigan offers weak non-apology for wearing a Confederate flag mask: "It was not a Confederate flag. I think even if it was a Confederate flag, you know, we should be talking about teaching our national history in schools"
source: thehill.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
Live in the South? Think your state is re-opening too soon? Unsure what to do? How about a thoughtful analysis of the situation from the heart of the "too soon zone"
source: chattanoogapulse.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 24, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Just when you thought Kim Jong-un's little sister would replace him as supreme leader if he dies, along comes his best firing squad tyrant who is being primed to be the 'real power' in best Korea (possible nsfw content on page)
source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
You know what we should try? Trickle down economics. Can't believe nobody's thought of this before
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CBS 21 Harrisburg)
 
 
 
"I didn't mean to speed, officer. I thought you wanted to race"
source: local21news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(BestLife)
 
 
 
Describe or post an image of what you thought life would look like in 2020 when you were a kid
source: bestlifeonline.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How to Keep Calm and Carry On during the pandemic
source: theatlantic.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Thu April 23, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Paramedics thought a man waving at them from a parking garage was cheering them instead of trying to flag for help as his wife was going into labor in their car
source: metro.co.uk   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Chef)
 
Boobies
 
J Lo in a white swimsuit for Earth Day? Well, ok then
source: us.hola.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Cracked)
 
 
 
A list of movie effects that you thought were CGI. Subby's favorite is number 1
source: cracked.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AZ Family)
 
 
 
Just when you thought this timeline couldn't get more weird
source: azfamily.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 22, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Finally, some hard-hitting journalism from Slate: Everyone's been playing "F*ck, Marry, Kill" wrong their whole lives
source: slate.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NYPost)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe that small business money really should go to big business". 5-letter word ending in "I T C H"
source: nypost.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts from convicted felon Dinesh D'Souza
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(CNN)
 
 
 
First Covid deaths in California occurred on February 6, 2020, way earlier than previously thought
source: cnn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(NPR)
 
 
 
Legal troubles may have cost NRA $100 million. Let's send them thoughts and prayers. Womp womp
source: npr.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 21, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump thought it'd be a good idea to publish a weird tweet featuring a video in which Barack Obama's face was superimposed onto an actor's body. It was a timely reminder: Trump can't shake his preoccupation with his immediate predecessor
source: msnbc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Sun April 19, 2020
(New England Journal of Medicine)
 
 
 
"Dear New England Journal of Medicine Forum: I read your letters all the time, but I never thought that something like that could ever happen to me. I was innocently trying to get PPE shipped to a hospital, when two sexy Feds showed up"
source: nejm.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Fri April 17, 2020
(TMZ)
 
 
 
A cat is cursing in Idaho
source: tmz.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things couldn't get worse, John Depp joins Instagram
source: hollywoodreporter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Wed April 15, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Since the President isn't doing anything else these days, he thought about starting a daily radio talk show from the White House. The only thing that stopped him was that he didn't want to compete with Limbaugh
source: nytimes.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Twitter)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought dogs couldn't fly
source: twitter.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Read the writing on the wall, folks - this is a great time to learn to draw
source: theconversation.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Tue April 14, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Chevrolet issues a recall for the Bolt because if you roll down the windows the door could open. Bolt owners thought that was a feature
source: msn.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
Hairstylists wish you'd stop asking them to break the law and cut your hair
source: fox4kc.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Neighborhood rable rouser who once made Fark headlines for protesting a city ordinance about fence heights by placing naked mannequins all over his yard back at it again. Difficulty: with social distancing, PPE and bunny ears (SFW)
source: abc7news.com   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
The 'Red Dawn' Emails: 8 key exchanges on the faltering response to the Coronavirus. Wait, I thought it couldn't affect wolverines, because of their mutant healing factor
source: alternet.org   |   share: Share on Facebook Share on Twitter
 
Load older headlines
These are only a small percentage of links submitted. Join TotalFark to see them all!

Link archives »





On Twitter



X
  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.