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Fri September 30, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Jurassic World director claims the series is "inherently unfranchisable." But Hollywood...ah...finds a way
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Wed September 28, 2022
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Putin might not have thought his cunning military draft all the way through, it could upend the deal that kept him in power
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Tue September 27, 2022
(CBS News)
 
 
 
New bill would allow Massachusettes establishments to have Happy Hour, replacing the Angry Evening currently found in most Boston bars
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Spare a thought for the starving children of Africa. Wait, did I say Africa? I meant England
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(Colorado Sun)
 
 
 
Biologists report that Colorado's state fish are reproducing again, which is pretty good for a species that was thought to be extinct
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(Looper)
 
 
 
The scariest thing about Rob Zombie's take on "The Munsters" is the review scores. People thought he was crazy to remake a sitcom classic. Well, nobody's laughing now
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(NPR)
 
 
 
NPR wants you to know that while you may be celebrating a strong dollar, others are actually being hurt by it. For example, you haven't even thought once about poor, suffering multinational corporations, have you? Try thinking of others for a change
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
The home equity you thought you had in your home has been reduced by a record amount. Don't worry, it will be reduced again next month and the month after and the month after that
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Mon September 26, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Perukes were flipped and monocles dropped at the thought that defendants were being released because of a trifling technicality that...the defendants don't have lawyers because of a strike. Tag for the prosecution
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Sat September 24, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Peter Tork of the Monkees thought this song would change the world but is disappointed it wasn't more widespread
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Excerpts from Alan Rickman's secret showbiz diaries - read about how Snape almost had a hat, what he really thought about Daniel Radcliffe, and more
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
"O thank heaven, 7-Eleven," thought the hungry bear
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Fri September 23, 2022
(Daily Record (UK))
 
Hero
 
All Fark hails hero Scots man who saved a squirrel that fell down the loo. Probably won't shake his hand just yet
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-endorsed congressional candidate JR Majewski now claims that the reason why there is no service record of him serving in combat in Afghanistan is because it's "classified." Somebody must have thought about it
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Thu September 22, 2022
(Liverpool Echo)
 
 
 
Farking magnet burglaries, how do they work?
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Ana de Armas would like everyone to please not share her graphic nude scenes from her NC-17 film "Blonde" and make them go viral
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Be rich, not poor
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Wed September 21, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Delaying his address? I thought he was CHANGING his address" The current trending Google search in Russia is "How do I get the fark out of Russia?"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
BTS member under Korean netizen attack for showing "poor attitude" in fan video. In other words, he looked remarkably bored
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Tue September 20, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
This just in from the Department of DUH: WNBA players are reconsidering the thought of playing in Russia this year
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(Inside World Soccer)
 
 
 
'Man United thought they had signed Jude Bellingham in 2020'
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(TED)
 
 
 
Article on what kind of forgetting is "normal" and what isn't. You thought you submitted this with a funnier headline, but you forgot to click the submit button
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(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Although the thought of the bailiff repeatedly taking Trump while he screamed "OBJECTION BAD COURT THINGIE" while Hillary looked on in her bemused yet bored way would have been priceless
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I've been thinking about rhizomes. A friend wants to plant hops and grapes along her fenceline and I wouldn't mind some rhubabrb. We're in 5b. Share your thoughts in the Fark gardening thread for Tuesday, Sept, 20
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Mon September 19, 2022
(UPI)
 
 
 
Kristin Chenoweth imposes self-ban from "Family Feud" after joking about preference for analingus. And you thought the Good Witch was only into Yellow Brick Roads
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
They yelled "A cow herd" at him, but he just thought, "What do I care what a cow heard? I've got no secrets from a cow". Then it hit him
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Sat September 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts from the Libertarian Party
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Fri September 16, 2022
(Uproxx)
 
 
 
David Blaine says stunts like eating glass have caused him "some major health problems"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 16 is coalesce, as in: After the power plant was converted to natural gas, it became coalesce
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Thu September 15, 2022
(Springfield News-Leader)
 
 
 
Junior Senator Hee-haw Von Treason claims that without a book that is a compendium of thought collected 2000 years ago there would be no modernity
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Thirty-five years ago today, Tiffany thought she was alone now
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Tue September 13, 2022
(Eater)
 
 
 
Don't be hesitant about going to the same bar over and over when you're on vacation. You can get real stupid blotto because you'll never see these people again
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Mon September 12, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just when you thought MAGAts couldn't get any stupider, they keep proving everyone wrong
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who would have thought that offering a credit card exclusively to those who continually overpay for their phones would be a bad business decision?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
If you thought the Black pastor who was arrested for watering his neighbor's flowers was going away quietly, think again
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Scientists on why people get distracted. Here comes the sc...oh look, new images from the James Webb Space Telescope
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Sat September 10, 2022
(CBC)
 
 
 
Would you mind showing me evidence of any negative thing any sea lion has ever done to you?
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Fri September 09, 2022
(Reddit)
 
 
 
Over the past week lost two dear friends at work. Today we are having virtual memorials. Fark cancer. Anyone else up to talk about getting through loss? LGT some great thoughts on loss
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
That time the US thought it was a good idea to ban sliced bread
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Thu September 08, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Bobby Wagner sent random texts around the NFL while looking for a new team, and many thought they were fake
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Wed September 07, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Your thoughts betray you, Google. I feel the good in you, the conflict
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
I have always thought in the back of my mind cheese and onions. I have always thought that the world was unkind. Cheese and onions. Do I have to spell it out? It's the 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
The snow speeder is the A-10 Warthog of Star Wars. And I thought they smelled bad on the outside
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Tue September 06, 2022
(NFL)
 
 
 
Folks who claim Seattle will have the worst record in the NFL don't really know and are just guessing. They could come in third-to-last
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Sat September 03, 2022
(Polygon)
 
 
 
Wizards of the Coast thought it would be a good idea, in the year of our Lord 2022, to bring back a race of flying space monkeys who were used as slaves by evil wizards
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(We Are the Mighty)
 
 
 
Boing-oing-oing-oing-oing
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Fri September 02, 2022
(NPR)
 
Hero
 
Meet Nicole Ogburn, Uvalde teacher who not only survived the shooting, but is returning to her classroom with plans to make it safer for her students. Of course, she's spending all her own money because you know what sort of officials work in Uvalde
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(Fortune)
 
 
 
Apparently the youngins' haven't thought their 'quiet quitting' all the way through because here comes the 'quiet firing'
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Tue August 30, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP: On second thought, let's not tie our finances to what could amount to legit espionage against the US
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Apparently David Zaslav has genius business plan for Warner Discovery: MAKE MONEY, LOTS AND LOTS OF MONEY. I wonder why no one at Time Warner ever thought of that?
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(Outkick)
 
 
 
I'm pretty sure this guy is off Scott Frost's Christmas card list
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Mon August 29, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Paris Dennard, who I thought was sent into the wilderness way back in 2017ish for serial sexual harassment, is, it turns out, no longer "officially" working as Spokes for the RNC. AND the RNC never comments on Personnel matters. So funny
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
"Devops: An idea so good, no one admits they don't do it." Subby raises his hand from the back of the server room
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
A new study of the ice cap melting in Greenland shows it will raise sea levels a foot higher than previously thought. And not only is there nothing we can do to stop it, it's the best case scenario
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
On second thought, maybe now wasn't the best time to hold your "Rich and Successful" supercar rally through the streets of Moscow
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you thought you'd seen the dumbest possible take on student loan forgiveness, here's Gym Jordan with "Hold my bath salts"
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Sun August 28, 2022
(Everett Herald)
 
 
 
Man with AK-47 tattoo on his face might not be the nicest person. Who would have thought?
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Fri August 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"The Dogger's bottom has not been out of the water in 134 years, when it should be taken out every seven years"
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Thu August 25, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
The student loan subreddit has some thoughts about Biden's announcement yesterday. Please send tissues
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Smoking is even better at clearing out the dumbasses than previously thought. Still no cure for jean shorts
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
Panel of award-winning producers, directors and screenwriters share their thoughts on how to save the DC universe
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Tue August 23, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I thought that the decor style was like a pirate ship, but it's starting to look like a brothel, too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Popehat has thoughts on TFG's latest legal filing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson offers the wise and cogent thoughts we've come to expect from him regarding passing a gay marriage bill
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Fourteen year old girl, playing her 3rd tournament ever, does what subby hasn't managed in 35 years of playing the game, twice in the same round
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Mon August 22, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Not content with serving substandard coffee, Tim Horton's branching out to serve substandard pizza, too
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
"Surely WE will be the special ones he'll treat differently," thought yet another pair of dimwits who sold their souls and are now experiencing predictable results
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Sun August 21, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman who lost job due to Covid quickly makes £500k selling butt-shaped candles (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri August 19, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Twas Gatlinburg in mid July/I'd just hit town and my throat was dry/thought I'd stop and have myself a brew.../life ain't easy for a bear named Sue
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(Audacy)
 
 
 
The Yankees are who we thought they were. And New Yorkers aren't letting them off the hook
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Woman, who's a little full of herself, gives 'sorry for your loss' candles to colleagues after quitting job so they can mourn her leaving (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 17, 2022
(Krebs On Security)
 
 
 
A legal question here. Does a company that is metaphorically at a cliff dealing with a data leak have to pay the cybersecurity firm they hire if said firm pushes them over by sending a cease-and-desist letter to the hackers? Just curious for a friend
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Tue August 16, 2022
(TwinCities.com)
 
 
 
If all your friends jumped off a bridge, would the city make it illegal?
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(BBC)
 
 
 
You know who would make the best period dignity officer, and really understand the challenges faced by women who can't afford sanitary products each month? This guy
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Add "crypto mining boom" to the list of things that might bring down the Texas power grid, which currently includes excessive heat, excessive cold, moderate temperatures, wind, rain, customers using A/C, customers using heat, and bad thoughts
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
The sheriff of Facebook?
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Mon August 15, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
To the left a definitive guide to IPAs. To the right a definitive guide to Farkers' thoughts on IPAs
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(Beer Advocate)
 
 
 
If you ever thought "what this dessert really needs is the flavour of weak domestic lager"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Source: Trump didn't seriously start preparing to exit the White House until after January 6. You know -- the date by which he thought Congress would have been murdered and his own VP would be swinging from a gallows
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
From the people that thought COVID-19 was somehow racist, comes Clade I and Clade II. Spanish Flu is spinning in its grave
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Sun August 14, 2022
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
You're walking WRONG, so gait expert tells you how to walk the right way for good health. "Some people walk like pelicans, others like penguins, others still like gorillas. They are not the role models for us"
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(This Is Money (UK))
 
 
 
Right Said Fred star Richard Fairbrass explains how 'I'm Too Sexy' cost only £1,200 to make and reaped more than £10 million
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Sat August 13, 2022
(Heavy)
 
 
 
Vikings quarterback situation "worse than I thought," says reporter who somehow thought it was anything but hopeless even with a healthy Kirk Cousins
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Fri August 12, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
According to his agent, Salman Rushdie is on a ventilator and unable to speak. Thoughts and ummm... thoughts
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
And you thought the guy with the loud speakers in his trunk next to you at the light was annoying
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Thu August 11, 2022
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
And you thought your job sucked
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Did your parents allow you to watch R-rated movies or TV shows before you were technically "legally" old enough? 6-year-old Subby's parents thought "Soap" would be OK to watch since it was on ABC
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(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
People really thought crypto was legit
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Wed August 10, 2022
(YouTube)
 
 
 
I never thought I would see the words "Siberian Folk Pop" together in the same sentence but here we are
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Mar-a-Lago has a mole. Sidenote: FBI thought raid would be no big deal
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(Complex)
 
 
 
I thought it was over, like, 40 years ago?
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Tue August 09, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
I thought it was supposed to be anonymous
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Domino's pizza failed to win over the Italian people, now closing its remaining stores in Italy. Who would have thought that Italians wouldn't like lousy American pizza
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Mon August 08, 2022
(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
I thought archeologist's job was to dig up historic buildings
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(Lifehacker)
 
Hero
 
We're making meat brownies
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Wed August 03, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
The Crypto.com Arena is no longer the worst example of sports stadium naming rights
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(UPI)
 
 
 
Deep thoughts by Joey Votto - if you're playing for a shiatty team, just let it go, because man, they're gone
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Don't spend all your time searching for a "soulmate." Instead, try going on a spiritual journey through the desert with a coyote voiced by Johnny Cash. That usually works
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(KSN Wichita)
 
 
 
I thought hemorrhoid cream was supposed to relieve the burning
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
TFG had the chance to kill Al Qaeda's leader -- but didn't, because no one thought to give him a big, simple, colorful picture of al-Zawahiri with "BAD GUY" scrawled under it in crayon
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Tue August 02, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Biden's strike killing Al-Zawahiri was a bigger deal than you think because it happened in Afghanistan. Which proves the Taliban was still sheltering Al-Queda. Which also proves America's 20 years there were even more pointless than we thought
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
And you thought your PC was crappy
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Mon August 01, 2022
(Science News Magazine)
 
 
 
Humans' "it's too damn hot" tolerance level may be lower than previously thought
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Sun July 31, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
And there it is: Manchin never thought the bill would succeed
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
After Rocky IV, you'd have thought Dolph Lundgren could do no wrong. But he did He-Man, Red Scorpion & The Punisher instead. Luckily, he had another little ace up his sleeve, and suddenly, all was right in the world again
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(Ozarks First)
 
 
 
Missouri man in jail, charged with flipping off a crop dusting airplane that he thought was too low to his house. Oh, he also fired his shotgun at the plane because it had holes in the tank once it landed
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Wed July 27, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Mike Trout diagnosed with rare spinal condition that's been aggravated by carrying the Angels for the last 10 years or so
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Sun July 24, 2022
(CarterMatt)
 
 
 
Christina? Dolores? Hale? Maeve, a weapon, this whole cryptic line of reasoning is like a cut line from We Didn't Start the Fire. All the summary teaser says is "God is bored." What a trip this show is. Westworld, 9PM ET on HBO
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Hero farmer draws battle lines with raging wildfire to save neighbor's house during heatwave. He barley gave it a second thought with his crop
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Know that one guy who thinks the scientific consensus is just wrong? Yea, about that
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Fri July 22, 2022
(Metro)
 
 
 
Hello, I thought your museum could do with more bombs, so I brought my own
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Thu July 21, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
I never thought the leopard would censor MY face
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Wed July 20, 2022
(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: The true story behind the soul-crushing death of Seymour the Dog in "Futurama," and what the original writer thought after learning that another writer down the line pretty much undid the whole thing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I thought there was no crying in baseball
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"We got hammered on over 50 canned, cupped, and boxed sakes and these are the 10 we're capable of remenbrering"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Happy National Lollipop Day. Haters can suck it, too
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Diet Coke is good for your brain
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Tue July 19, 2022
(Cyprus Mail)
 
 
 
Germany has second thoughts about shutting down their remaining nuclear power plants. Russia being Russia and all
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The future of shopping is so obvious it's stupid not one person thought of it before
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
NH Libertarian candidate has bold new thoughts about reparations
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If you thought "breakfast tacos" was bad ...get a load of this attack ad from Rep. Vicente Gonzalez. Holy frijoles
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Mon July 18, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Looks like we'll be able to fast forward thru most of the new Munsters movie sooner than we thought
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby thought he knew what a swarm of mosquitoes looked like, but this is Texas-sized nightmare fuel
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Sat July 16, 2022
(MyLondon)
 
 
 
Londoners debate whether its okay to go topless during a heatwave, not use the contraction for "it is" in headlines
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Fri July 15, 2022
(WSET)
 
 
 
When choosing a mental health provider, that's a red flag
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(TaxProf)
 
 
 
11% of law students had suicidal thoughts in 2021. They'll look back on this as the good times once they graduate and start their soul-crushing work as lawyers
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Thu July 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Future GOP SCOTUS nominee has thoughts about AOC
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
For some reason, Xbox thought these accessories were too dangerous
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Remember that terrible story that we all thought couldn't get worse, and then it was updated, and we all realized that it COULD get worse? Well, there's another update, and it could get worse again
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
If you thought Jeff Goldblum had a physique worthy of a Greek god, be assured Netflix thought so too
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Wed July 13, 2022
(Asheville Citizen-Times)
 
 
 
"It was very funny to see. That's when I got up to look. I thought my son, who lives out of state, is not going to believe this"
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(The Journal (Ireland))
 
 
 
Has your thoughtless uncle gone and died on you without collecting his pension first? No problem Just "weekend at Bernie's" that corpse down to the post office to collect it. Sure, nobody will notice
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Subby hadn't heard of Anarchapulco before, and is not surprised it didn't last long. Grafton, NH nods sagely
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
OF COURSE Big Bezos is tracking you on Prime Day, but it's even more insidious than you thought (tag for OBVIOUS reasons)
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(Some Pillow Prophet)
 
 
 
Mike Lindell (then): God told me he was going to reinstall President Trump by June. Mike Lindell (now): God told me he was going to reinstall President Trump by July. This time he means it
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Mon July 11, 2022
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
Netherlands on verge of making work-from-home legal right for employees, but I thought the red light district already did this?
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
"We thought he'd be Saul Goodman with the crazy office by the end of season one. But it was only when we started digging ...we realised he had a long journey to go before he was the kind of bastard that would advocate murder as a business expedience"
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(KSTP St. Paul)
 
 
 
Hard-hitting local news station sends reporter to hot rod show to ask a bunch of boomers for their thoughts on electric vehicles. With predictable results
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Herschel Walker has some deep thoughts about air
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Botanical researchers have discovered an oak tree once thought to be extinct, and now in immediate need of conservation within Big Bend National Park in Texas. Great but how long is it going to be before some idiot tries to kill it?
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Sat July 09, 2022
(USA Today)
 
 
 
And here you thought the rain was the worst part of living in Seattle
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(AP News)
 
 
 
If you thought BoJo going away would help mend ties with the EU, sorry Brits, but that ship sailed a long time ago and you're stuck with the consequences of your own stupidity
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Fri July 08, 2022
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Poorer people, who don't pay much in taxes, don't value EV tax credits, which reduce the taxes they aren't paying in the first place. Who'd have thought?
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Thu July 07, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Just when you thought things couldn't get any dumber: Send in the Sydney flood truthers
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(Slate)
 
 
 
For some strange reason, Republican mothers are suddenly feeling a strange, uncomfortable need to have apologetic conversations with their more liberal children
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Families affected by Uvalde elementary school shooting experiencing serious delays in getting financial aid from Texas state victims' fund. In Gov. Abbott's defense, those people griping about money have already received ample thoughts and prayers
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Wed July 06, 2022
(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
It was about pegging, wasn't it?
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Tue July 05, 2022
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nice driveway you have there. Be a shame if you tried to park your car on it
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly
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(Axios)
 
 
 
'Slutty Vegan'? I thought they didn't like meat?
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Mon July 04, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
 
 
Seth McFarland talks about the show formerly known as The Orville
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
What can $134.6 billion buy you? A sad, solo ride on Space Mountain
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Sun July 03, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
So why do we celebrate Fourth of July? Here is a brief history of "the most important secular holiday on the calendar"...Independence Day
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Just when I thought I was out, the Higgs field pulled me back in again
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Thu June 30, 2022
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
The scariest day of the year is coming this weekend. Do you have any special tips to share for keeping your pets safe and calm when the sky goes boom?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you thought you knew about Robert G. Heft designing the modern American flag is based on a lie. In other news, you apparently believed some guy named Robert G. Heft designed the modern American flag
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Tue June 28, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
A thought occurred to me. "Sammann," I asked, "are you sending this out over the Reticulum?" "Smile," Sammann answered, "right now a billion people are laughing at you in the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
White cop who thought the optics of punching his black female Senate rival in the face would be appreciated by all is surprised to find himself charged with assault
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(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
Anonymous E-mail from work? It's not really anonymous
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Mon June 27, 2022
(Phoenix New Times)
 
 
 
A Chinese tool, an alternate elector, an election denier, and an elderly abuser walk into a GOP debate for U.S. Senate. Yeah, it got as crazy as you thought it would
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Seditious Thoughts with I'm Eric
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Explanation of how the Brain-Eating Amoeba kills you; I thought it was obvious - IT EATS YOUR BRAIN
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Sun June 26, 2022
(Texas Monthly)
 
 
 
LBJ's doodles reveal he surely thought Bobby Kennedy was a vampire, whilst his 3-eyed octopus reminds you ecstasy was legal in Texas until 1985
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Are you getting into slowmaxxing? Here's how to live fashionably slow and join the movement, but no worries - you don't have to rush
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
20 years after the fact, Anita Hill received a voicemail from Ginni Q. Terrorist demanding that she apologize to Justice Hate Toad for outing him as a sexual harasser
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Sat June 25, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Brian Laundrie thought Gabby Petito was a horse and killed her as soon as she got hurt
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Fri June 24, 2022
(MacRumors)
 
 
 
You thought that Apple would protect your privacy? LOL
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(BroBible)
 
 
 
Hunter S. Thompson tried to warn the football world about Daniel Snyder in 2001, but we just thought the Good Doctor was full of fear and loathing back then
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(Cageside Seats)
 
 
 
There's a reason the door was forbidden
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Thu June 23, 2022
(WCVB Boston)
 
 
 
Man electrocuted in Taunton, and you thought they smelled bad on the outside
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
What if you were paid every day instead of once a month?
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(Some Goat)
 
 
 
Just when the Russians thought it couldn't get any worse in the Ukraine, Ukrainian goats decide to join the fray
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(Screen Rant)
 
 
 
If you thought there was eeevil and terror lurking behind Hank and Bobby Hill's eyes, you were right, Itellyouwhut
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(WTTW)
 
 
 
In Chicago, cops were the most likely group of city workers to be allowed COVID vaccine exemption due to sincerely held religious beliefs. Thoughts and prayers were sent to the officers who died from COVID
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Wed June 22, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
And you thought Mar-a-Lago was a wretched hive of scum and bootlickers
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Pretty sure I've already seen this movie, but I guess I could watch it again
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Tue June 21, 2022
(Vice)
 
 
 
Remember how cool we thought it would be to have a QR code that could easily track your covid status? Guess what China is using it for
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(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Apparently there are people who still go to Hooters and thought it was good at some point in their lives
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(CBC)
 
 
 
And you thought those family dinners with your weird uncle were hawkward
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Mon June 20, 2022
(Live Science)
 
 
 
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Gov. Abbott promised free mental health services to the citizens of Uvalde. Technically, thoughts, prayers, and a pep talk of "Suck it up buttercup, now STFU and GBTW" don't cost anything, so [MISSION ACCOMPLISHED]
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Sat June 18, 2022
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Mr. Bean passes his thoughts on cancel culture and wokeness
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Being kind and charitable is just an early symptom of dementia
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(Oxford University)
 
 
 
Everybody's nose in their devices, 1906 edition
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Fri June 17, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
If you thought about going to Glacier because Yellowstone is closed...think again
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Thu June 16, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
This Father's Day, give the gift Dad really wants... access to legal abortions. This has been a thoughtful public service announcement by comedian W. Kamau Bell
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(The Spun)
 
 
 
Browns fan Condoleezza Rice is taking the same approach towards Deshaun Watson as she did to the fact that we couldn't find weapons of mass destruction in Iraq
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Wed June 15, 2022
(BBC)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson has no ethics. Advisor. Boris Johnson has no ethics *advisor*. Sorry, I thought that was the end of the sentence
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(Blogger.com)
 
 
 
"Frasier" writer admits televangelist episode from 2002 isn't his favorite, blames special guest star Michael Keaton. Instead of getting prime Betelgeuse or Night Shift Keaton, show got tortured Bruce Wayne Keaton
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
You thought Boston Dynamics was going to create the robot apocalypse? Well, turns out it's not them but Ghost Robotics that will end all of humanity
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(New Hampshire Journal)
 
 
 
Politician has deep thoughts concerning the tampon shortage
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Tue June 14, 2022
(NPR)
 
 
 
Six tips to help you overcome your fear of flying, none of which address the very reasonable fear of being assaulted, beaten, or manhandled by United flight attendants
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(Oddity Central)
 
 
 
Dozens of underprivileged Russian families receive bags of Cheetos as food aid instead of healthy food, couldn't be happier
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Sun June 12, 2022
(AP News)
 
 
 
Tina Fey may be heading back to SNL sooner that she thought
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity pitched Trump on pardoning Hunter Biden for all the phony-baloney crimes the right imagined he'd committed as a way of "smoothing things over" after the Jan 6th insurrection, because that's really how he thought any of this works
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
Here's what learned about every NFL team so far, in 2022... many teams are who we thought they were
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
There's probably a parasite living in your brain right now
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Fri June 10, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Even Klanny Oakley's fellow GOP congress-critters thought she was providing aid and comfort to the Jan 6 insurrectionists by live-tweeting the location of congress people DURING the riot according to new audio that's been released
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
$5 a gallon gas has cooled the RV market down so much that sales have hit a record high
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Thu June 09, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
69 for $69k on 6/9? Nice, nice, noice
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Wed June 08, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Roku's stock up over 10% due to rumours of a Netflix acquisition. Would the deal make sense for Netflix? Article on the left, thoughts, opinions & thinly-veiled piracy references to the right
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(HotHardware)
 
 
 
Just when you thought your Lego collection was getting pretty sweet along comes more must have blocks
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Aaron Rodgers: Definitely, pinkie swear, no take-backsies
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"I thought my ex-husband was a deadbeat dad but it turns out, he had money and was just a dickhead"
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Consequence)
 
Boobies
 
Tim Burton has some thoughts on Bat-nipples
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(The Advocate)
 
Hero
 
UFC fighter Jeff Molina smacks down homophobic fans. Well, not literally
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Sorry, you thought you were signing up for Obamacare but accidentally signed up for a religious cult instead. Hey, at least the site was working
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Mon June 06, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
Frank Wilhoit did indeed say "Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects but does not bind, alongside out-groups whom the law binds but does not protect" - but not THAT Frank Wilhoit, a different one
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(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
Love living in Hillsborough County? You may have second thoughts about that, buddy
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(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
A new report says transgender and sexual minority teens are at high risk of suicidal thoughts and attempts - IN CANADA. No telling how bad it really is in the rest of the "civilized" world
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(CNN)
 
 
 
US Senators are close to a bipartisan deal to address American gun violence. It will not implement an assault weapons ban or comprehensive background checks, but will take the unprecedented step of offering federal thoughts AND prayers
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(NBC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
America is bizarro Lake Wobegon: not only are half of us below average, most of those who are above average think they're below average too
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Sun June 05, 2022
(MSN)
 
 
 
The USS Kearsarge is an amphibious assault ship that boasts a compliment of 2,400 marines and 26 warplanes. And the US Navy thought that just right now would be a good time to make Stockholm, Sweden a port of call for it
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
I have rarely seen a trailer that I thought needed *NO SPOILERS*. Then the Bad Batch Season 2 trailer hit like *********** with a *********** I'd say take my money Disney, but they already have it
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Sat June 04, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Q-Boebert may have actually accomplished something positive with all the hatred she spews
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"My date thought a cemetery was a romantic destination"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
So... Slaughterbots, but with tasers? Yeah, that makes sense
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(Courier-Journal)
 
 
 
"Our initial thought is, if this is in fact an alligator, it may have been a situation where someone had it as a pet, and then they decided to release it. That is our most logical conclusion of how it could have gotten there"
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