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headlines found matching 'Thomas Jefferson'
Thu August 11, 2022
(WTOP)
 
 
 
Five years ago today some very fine people on both sides got together in Charlottesville to exercise their First Amendment rights
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(Chron)
 
 
 
This is the kind of headline Subby would expect from The Onion
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Sun August 07, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Jalen Rose says "Mount Rushmore" term is offensive and should be retired, which was added to the Mt. Rushmore of dumb takes
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
More negative news for Biden
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Fri August 05, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: "Trump has specifically been counseled to cut contact with his former White House chief of staff Mark Meadows,"
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Four wounded in Jewish Space Laser attack near White House
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Fri July 29, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
The staffer that released the Kraken into the WH is exactly the kind of loony you would imagine him to be
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Wed July 27, 2022
(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Hop in the El Camino, crank up Bruce, and head to the shore. Its National New Jersey Day
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Sun July 24, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Yeah, probably a good idea to go ahead and weed the literal terrorists out of the SECRET FARKING SERVICE
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Thu July 21, 2022
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Sure, they knew -- but what did we expect them to do, actually take their greedy little booger hooks out of the money fountain?
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(CNN)
 
 
 
(•_•) ( •_•)⌐■-■ (⌐■_■) Covid
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Tue July 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
None of the conservative justices are "originalists" except in the sense of keeping the government as designed to keep the wealthy landowners in power, and only give the people the illusion of choice
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Cassidy Hutchinson and family now in hiding with armed security detail because pro-choice antifa drag queens threatened to read CRT to them. Or at least that's how Fox will spin it
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(Missoulian)
 
 
 
Butte severed legs mystery leaves police, victim stumped
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Mon July 11, 2022
(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1804, Burr's play took Hamilton off of Broadway
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Sun July 10, 2022
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Shocking news: Thomas Jefferson owned slaves, and if you take a tour of his old estate, you will be informed about this. Some people have a problem with that
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Thu July 07, 2022
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Charlie Kirk: If the Founding Fathers didn't want us to mix church and state, then why is my face so small?
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Sat July 02, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Five mid-range assholes who could challenge major asshole in 2024
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Fri July 01, 2022
(Washingtonian)
 
 
 
Did Freemasons bury a secret treasure beneath the Ellipse in Washington DC? Probably not. But maybe? Ethel, get the backhoe. We're going treasure hunting
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(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but people will be traveling over the July 4th weekend
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Wed June 15, 2022
(Axios)
 
 
 
Biden taps Bottoms
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Sun June 12, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Advertise they were once allies and worked for a man who tried to commit sedition against the United States?
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Fri June 10, 2022
(WRIC Richmond)
 
 
 
Expert industry observer analysts see gas prices heading back down as soon as oil executives stop liking money
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Thu June 09, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
I'll take, "Headlines I don't want to ever visually imagine in my head, ever," for $1000, Alex
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Wed June 08, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Foreign gifts to the US looted by looting looter
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Now that his July trial is getting closer, Steve Bannon subpoenas damn near every Democrat in Congress. And their documents. And their documents' children. And their documents' children's children
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Tue June 07, 2022
(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
Trump will announce his "Fleecing of the Rubes, 2024" campaign "soon"
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"The fact of the matter is...this was an attempted coup; this was an attempt to overthrow democracy. It was an attempt to stop, dead in its tracks, on Jan. 6, the peaceful transition of power - and that's a coup"
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Fri June 03, 2022
(WKSU)
 
 
 
Ohio Republicans demand a rogue nation be placed on a watch list. The rogue nation is, of course, Canada
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(Broadway World)
 
 
 
Okay, are we certain that Bernadette Peters is 74 years old? Cuz...damn
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Peter Doocy finds the new boss is the same as the old boss
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Thu June 02, 2022
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
Biden to make speech on guns Thursday, which I guess is at least more topical than on a stage or aircraft carrier or something
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Wed June 01, 2022
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And you ask, how much more America can a headline be and the answer is None. None more America: "States rush to expand gun rights after school shooting"
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Sat May 28, 2022
(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
These are acceptable words from a sitting governor, right?
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Thu May 26, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I plan to lie my ass off, so how about a little help?"
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Tue May 24, 2022
(The Hill)
 
 
 
For you 'Ain't never gonna happen' types, a decades-old ethics law could offer a possible path for Trump prosecution
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Sun May 15, 2022
(Daily Boulder)
 
 
 
Just when you thought the MAGA world had ran out of conspiracy theories, Roger Stone comes up with a 'portal to hell' above the White House
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Fri May 13, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Jen Psaki has officially surrendered the briefing room to Steve Doocy
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Mon May 09, 2022
(NBC New York)
 
 
 
There's one important person that hasn't been called by the January 6 committee. To be fair, they're avoiding him because they're pretty sure he'll ask them for a favor
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Tue April 26, 2022
(Democratic Underground)
 
 
 
It's slowly starting to dawn on the Biden White House that Joe Manchin may not actually be interested in working with them to pass any legislation attached to their agenda
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Biden delegates COVID-19 to Kamala Harris
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
It's too little and too late to be saying these things now, Deborah Birx
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
The plot against America
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Wed April 20, 2022
(CNN)
 
 
 
Pay for Omarosa
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(Fox9 Minneapolis)
 
 
 
Lonely Island Boys where you at?
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Tue April 19, 2022
(CNBC)
 
 
 
US ends anti-satellite missile testing, calls on rest of the world to d█████████████
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Sun April 17, 2022
(Politico)
 
 
 
Kamala Harris is doing vice president things
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