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Tue June 02, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Bill Barr to protesters: "You ain't seen nothing yet"
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(PennLive)
 
 
 
On a scale of 1-10, what are the safest (1) and the riskiest (10) activities to contract COVID-19 as we begin to reopen things?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
"Activision postpones new Call of Duty content so protestors can 'be seen and heard'". Because why watch the military in action in a video game when you can see the real thing on the news
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(KATV Little Rock)
 
 
 
In case you think things are only happening in the big cities, here's Arkansas police opening fire on kneeling protestors
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(Fark)
 
 
 
At your wit's end from social distancing? Need something different in entertainment and distraction? How about a first look at a new science fiction novel? Presenting: The Voyage of the New Beginning, through Chapter 28 - "Sparky (2)"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Nothing says "champion of limited government and free-market principles" like going totally silent as the government YOU'RE PART OF is turned violently against its citizens
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK woman gets almost 200 cards for her 105th birthday, is now terrified of 106
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(Politico)
 
 
 
A look at how the Great Lakes Avengers assembled to f*ck things up
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My new coworker started during the pandemic; we have yet to meet face to face. But, she and I had a disagreement, which she said was because I was a Taurus. She blames everything on the zodiac. It's nonsense, but I worry she's a cancer. What do?"
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Mon June 01, 2020
(The Nation)
 
 
 
Spurs coach Popovich on Trump: "He's not just divisive. He's a destroyer. To be in his presence makes you die." And that was just a warm-up
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
CNN president Jeff Zucker knows NYC needs another billionaire to run things, now seriously thinking about running for mayor next year
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Nothing else to do while locked down in NYC? Listen for these 13 birds
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has made 19,127 false or misleading claims during his 1,226 days in the White House so far. This is not astounding if you know anything about this lying clown
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(Gazette Xtra)
 
 
 
"The riot control bees are in their holding yard waiting to clear the streets of Janesville and keep peace to this county. I'm willing to bring them in and kick them over if things get out of control"
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Trump's bored and thinks this Covid thing is pretty much over
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Today is National Say Something Nice Day, so let's take this time to say something nice
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
How the super rich conquered London. (hint: it has a lot to do with something like 'shmoney shmlaudering')
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Nothing really, just peaceful images of calm and solidarity emerging from the violent George Floyd riots in the US over the weekend
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Woman brings terrifying Thunderbirds puppets to Antiques Roadshow, learns she's sitting on a gold mine (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Breathless mainstream media for the past 4 years: "Now maybe Trump will grow into the role..." Trump as DC burns around him: "My white supremacist friends have NOTHING to do with this, it's all Hollywood libs and SOROS"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
Trump adviser says the president has been over the whole coronavirus thing for a while and is instead focusing his desire on having a "fistfight" with Joe Biden
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Michael Jordan does something he hasn't done before
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
This must mean something huge is about to drop. Subby is thinking by Friday
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"It's humiliatingly easy to tell what things Trump actually says from the ones someone wrote down and told him to say"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds on 80 character width terminal limits. "Your hardware limitations shouldn't be a pain for the rest of us.". Wait, where is the cursing, what have you done with the real Linus Torvalds?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Linus Torvalds on 80 character width terminal limits. "Your hardware limitations shouldn't be a pain for the rest of us.". Wait, where is the cursing, what have you done with the real Linus Torvalds?
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(YouTube)
 
Video
 
Sometimes it's good just to watch a master craftsman at his craft. This is long, but so soothing. Bonus: no annoying background music, or commentary, just the sound of the wood carving tools
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(Medium)
 
 
 
COVID-19 a human blood vessel disease? That explains everything
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
It's a 2020 Saturday night, the world's on fire, we're all worried, so here's some exquisitely detailed beautiful cut paper sculptures of animals to take your mind off things, if just for a minute
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Sat May 30, 2020
(New Delhi TV)
 
 
 
In case you missed it earlier this week and want something fun right now, enjoy the best squirrel obstacle course you'll ever see
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
1,200 people like something from 1998 on Facebook and the editor's kids haven't done anything noteworthy so this
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(CBC)
 
 
 
In an effort to take your mind off everything else happening in the world today, here's a two year old article about a concert that happened 27 years ago by a band that ended six months later with the death of their lead singer/guitarist
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
This is 1 of 2 things. Either it is fake w/ trained animals... or we have an instance of English being a common language between species. Your dog/cat/bird understands some of your talk, but we understand nothing of theirs. So who is smarter?
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
"It almost seems like they're sending them out without any real background checks or doing things without due diligence or process" says man receiving a stimulus payment addressed to his dead mother
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Well, things are certainly escalating fast
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(BGR)
 
 
 
There's no need to worry about coronavirus. Everything's just fine. So fine. Just relax. Yeah. Just fine
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Catherine O'Hara's remote acceptance speech for winning the Best Actress award for Schitt's Creek is pretty much why we love Catherine O'Hara
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(The Hindu)
 
 
 
Just in case things weren't 2020 enough the POTUS is now inventing entire conversations with foreign leaders that never happened
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
I ordered the world's cheapest car. Let me unbox this absolute gem for you
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(Billings Gazette)
 
 
 
Nothing derails a train like a Deere
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Charleston Post and Courier)
 
 
 
She grew up in Kentucky, where as she said you're taught three things - horses, basketball, and bourbon. Thank God she did not make an ice cream containing real horses
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Sens Warren, Klobuchar, Bennet, Schumer, Whitehouse and Booker publicly respond to Trump's tweet. They use fancier words but essentially all same the same thing: "Jesus FARK Donnie,WTF is WRONG with you?"
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(Slashdot)
 
 
 
Journalist translates CEO speak to normal speak
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Supreme Court threw out the stay-at-home orders two weeks ago. Let's see how things are going now... uh oh
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(D'Marge)
 
 
 
Headline: "The alcohol myth Europeans wish Australians would stop spouting." Article: Nothing of the sort
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Missouri Governor and Mr. Roper cosplayer Mike Parson says if his incompetent response to the pandemic makes Missourians feel unsafe going to vote, they don't have to vote
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Black Republican Senate candidate believes Trump's comment about "shiathole countries" was racist, but still supports him 2000%. "We've had our minds twisted to believe that speaking out is tantamount to fixing things"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The WH puts a gun to the CDC's head and forces then to revoke the church restrictions against such things like sharing cups because Jesus said "and you shall die for billionaires, and they shall inherit the Kingdom of Earth"
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Do you want to go all 'Homer Simpson' and have your own nuclear reactor control panel? Here's a decommissioned one that's up for sale
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
It's the Beatles-Stones thing all over again
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
In these covid times robo-waiters are coming to the rescue, giving farkers everywhere that food/geek tab mash-up they long for
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
A look at everything new coming to Netflix in June
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Just two things on my shopping list
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Thu May 28, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
NY Giants defensive lineman's coach Sean Spicer described as "a little bit of a psychopath...in a positive way." What's Sean Spicer doing coaching for the Giants? He is ... who? ... Sean Spencer? .... Ooooh .... Never mind
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(Stat News)
 
 
 
"Everything is sort of lining up in the direction that if we're serious about it, we can control this thing," he said. "We're just not being serious about it"
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(Politico)
 
 
 
NIH director says "we have no way of knowing" whether something we absolutely know did not happen happened
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back at 6 p.m. Eastern with the Fark Livestream News Summary - today featuring, among other things, new Swiss guidelines for sex workers, fantastic face tattoos, and chonky animals. And a COVID-19 update, probably
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Giants quarterback David Jones' former coach predicts an incredible second season leap with comparisons to Tony Romo. Is that a compliment or an insult? Asking for a Giants fan
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
...and then things got weird
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
This will probably not shock you, but the head of UFC is an asshole. At least he knows how to take advice from smarter people
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
In December email to his AD, Arizona State hoops coach Bobby Hurley complained that nothing was being done to Sexual Harassment Booster who creeped on his wife and other women associated with ASU athletics
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
Wanna see something that'll make your eyebrows arch? ♫ Ba Ba Ba Ba BLAH ♫
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In a blow to those expecting more financial help soon from the government, cocaine Mitch says they won't even consider something for another month
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Woman discovers what she'd assumed was a kidney stone was something far more precious two hours later in the delivery room
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Camel goes viral
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Is there anything morally wrong with finishing my sister's online finals for her so she can graduate from college? My dad thinks it's a great idea"
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Governor Cuomo: "I have a shovel in the trunk of my car." Interesting thing to admit
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Clearly the reviewer got paid for this promotion - yet another advertisement disguised as an article
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(AP News)
 
 
 
The rescheduled Tokyo Olympics are looking about as well-organized as a 4 year-old's crayon drawer
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
The police officer who killed George Floyd had more than a dozen police misconduct reports against him in his career but was never disciplined. It's like he learned something from that
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Will COVID-19 kill cash? It can't kill anything that isn't already in your pocket *taps head*
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Dark Horizons)
 
 
 
Christopher Nolan crashed a real 747 for Tenet, because it was cheaper than CG. Innocent bystanders were actually killed as well, because it was cheaper than CG
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(North Jersey)
 
 
 
In New Jersey, nothing is certain but death, tax hikes and toll hikes, especially the last one when no one is paying attention thanks to Covid-19
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Scientists studying "cavernous angioma" have nothing to do with your mom, confirm your tummy's connected to your noodle
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
NY Post editorial board to Donald: "There's something worse than being hated. It's being ignored." The NY Post being the prestigious and dignified publication that it is, subby guarantees that will definitely not happen with the NY Post
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can Matt Riddle & Timothy Thatcher settle things inside the steel cage? Will Brian Cage call out AEW Champ Jon Moxley? Who will be the #1 contender for Cody's TNT Championship? The Wednesday Night Wars rage on @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
You get almost everything else from Amazon, might as well get your news too
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(Layne change)
 
 
 
"Normally, curses are dismissed as nothing but pure mumbo-jumbo. However, the same may not be said for the Detroit Lions"
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(Wordpress)
 
 
 
One minute you're walking into a south Florida federal courthouse to file a lawsuit that will change everything about the unconstitutional power grab, and the next minute a doctor is telling you that you have the biggest hernia ever and cancer too
 
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Is it OK to drink coffee while pregnant? JUST ASKING. No one's taking anything away from you, Mom. That crazed look in your eye is disturbing. Relax
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
How Brian Cashman has ruled the Yankees for so long. Well for starters he outlived two Steinbrenners
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Walmart targets the secondhand clothing market
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(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Only the Germans could invent something that generates three times as much green electricity as the next leading brand
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(Washington Examiner)
 
 
 
Man, when even the Washington Examiner is telling you to put the Twitter down, you really did f*ck up, Donnie
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Secretary of State Mike Pompeo: I'm reporting to Congress that Hong Kong is no longer autonomous from China. We will stand with the people of Hong Kong ...and wave them goodbye as we won't do anything about it
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(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
The cost of the UK's virus support jumps about $12 bil in a week, which is like £ somethingsomethingnumber in a fortnight
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(WRCB)
 
 
 
Headline: Heading back to the gym? Doctors explain how to stay safe. Article: Nothing is explained
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Your pet's seasonal allergies are nothing to sneeze at
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Smart: Ford unveils new automated disinfecting feature for police SUVs, which kills pathogens by cranking the heat up to 133 degrees for 15 minutes. Brilliant: nothing prevents the system from being turned on while an inmate or K-9 are in the back
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
Finding the lowest power possible for a carrier F-35 launch sounds a lot like something Calvin's dad would would come up with
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Farmer : 1 Prick : 0
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Nothing quite like the president gleefully cheering the loss of American jobs
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Chinese state-run media call US threats of sanctions over Hong Kong 'nothingburger' but Hong Kong is 'baconator'
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(Nerdbot)
 
 
 
So pelicans do this thing with their spine when they overheat
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Tue May 26, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. now probing soaring beef prices around the nation ...after something smells fishy with the industry
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(Politico)
 
 
 
"Back to work" bonuses may become a real thing if you want to die for shareholders profits
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(IMDB)
 
 
 
It's S.T.R.I.P.E. to the rescue on "DC's Stargirl" on The CW at 8PM EDT; then "DC's Legends of Tomorrow" are on TV at 9 (sorry, Subby didn't have time to come up with anything more imaginative than that for the Legends)
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(Bored Panda)
 
 
 
Ever been challenged to something by a person who doesn't know you're an expert at what you do? 30 funny stories to the left, your funny stories to the right
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It's a total double standard that President Obama golfed the same weekend as President Trump and they weren't treated the same way. Why, you'd think one of them wasn't currently the president or something
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(Good Morning America)
 
 
 
Rep. Ilhan Omar flips on her flop about Tara Reade with a double standard: On second thought, I'm endorsing Biden, but I still "believe survivors" ....or something
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(Daily Gazette (Schenectady))
 
 
 
Because nothing could ever go wrong by building giant robotic earthworms. Nothing at all
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Conspiracy theorist and "performance artist" wears a bikini made from face masks outside a Trader Joe's to protest social distancing. Warning: nothing in the actual article makes any more sense than this Fark tagline (NSFW)
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
The list of things to check off on the We Didn't Start the Fire verse that is 2020 will now include energy blackouts
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Illinois Flu Klux Klan protesters crowd around Buckingham Fountain to protest reopening things they'd never use, like fitness centers and vegan coffee bars
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Mon May 25, 2020
(Japan Today)
 
 
 
Japanese man busted after swimming across Imperial moat to reach palace grounds, didn't even get to learn if princess was in another castle
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Things you can catch at a party: 1) COVID-19; 2) lead poisoning
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Things seem to be returning to normal, as shootings break out at FL and SC beaches
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Of all the terrible movies that didn't need remade, this one didn't need remade the most
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Mayor of the Ozarks on the Covid Party: "Ain't like we could read none o' dem new laws and such. We ain't tried to neither"
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Fark everything, we're doing eight screens
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
The purge begins
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(Global News (Canada))
 
 
 
Nothing better to cure subby of his itsy bitsy spider fear than an "augmented reality arachnophobia program". Now if you'll excuse me I'll be climbing out of my skin
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Sun May 24, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week: Create a Fark-themed Greeting Card using anything you like - Photoshop, MSPaint, ol' pen and paper, etc.
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
I'm the latest chapter of the Reminiscences of Charles Barkley: day drinking and going to work hammered. Fark breathlessly awaits a 10 part documentary
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Pixar's new short is arguably the best thing they've made since The Incredibles
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Well, let's check in to see how well Roger Stone is handling things and...oh, my
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Things you can get at drive-throughs: lattes, hamburgers, fries, chemo, chicken sandwi- wait, what?
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(Cleveland 19)
 
 
 
High school seniors thought they had everything taken away from them in their last year of high school, then suddenly HOAs
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(Taste of Home)
 
 
 
Ever wanted to eat like royalty? Well, now you can ... if you enjoy things like stuffed peppers, sticky toffee pudding, and meat loaf
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(AL.com)
 
 
 
Dear Annie: My wife likes to walk around the house naked. It was fine when she was younger but her body hasn't aged very well. Should I say something to her?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Staying in place is not the worst thing ever, especially when it results in things like this
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(I Heart Radio)
 
 
 
Here's an article telling you to worry about something that they say is very unlikely to happen to anyone
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Sat May 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well, this complicates things. Judge Sullivan has hired Justice I Like Beer's attorney to defend his refusal to drop charges against Flynn
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
Can the Elite end the threat of the Inner Circle once and for all? Will Moxley get his belt back from Mr. Brodie Lee? Who will be the 1st-ever TNT Champion? AEW Double or Nothing starts LIVE @ 7:30 PM ET on PPV, B/R Live, & FITE.tv
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(Common Dreams)
 
 
 
Anti-nuke group says Michigan flood shows the US is unprepared for 'nightmarish' threat of a nuclear disaster combined with the coronavirus pandemic. To say nothing about the giant meteor that is heading straight for the middle of the country
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Stop everything you are doing right now. A new countdown has appeared in the Fortnite lobby. Apparently, this means something
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
FBI to investigate itself, find it did everything wrong but that's okay because it means nobody else did anything wrong. Is that clear?
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Khloe Kardashian reveals her latest attempt to not look anything like Khloe Kardashian
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
The only thing better than Civ 6 is FREE Civ 6
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Fri May 22, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Of course it was nothing more than a campaign move
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Top 7 sites that will deliver alcohol to your doorstep or server room
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(Refinery29)
 
 
 
Top 7 sites that will deliver alcohol to your doorstep or server room
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(Las Vegas Review Journal)
 
 
 
Raiders confident Allegiant Stadium will be ready by July 31, just in time for nothing
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A sobering look at what the future holds for bars and restaurants that are already struggling during the shutdown when things begin reopening
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(City Pages)
 
 
 
♫ I'm your ice cream man, stop me when I'm passin' by ♫
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
The great thing about telecommuting is that with a good internet connection you can be working from your apartment in Manhattan or from a house in the Caribbean like Kelly Ripa
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(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
 
 
What would Jesus vandalize? A church in North Carolina for starters. You got to nip these things in the bud
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Were... were there donkeys? Please tell me there were donkeys. Pretty much everything about this is NSFW (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Barron's)
 
 
 
Nothing flies like a Deere. Wait, what?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic strategist and MSNBC contributor James Carville shows how much he's matured after all these years, goes on The Stuttering John Podcast to call Trump a fatty who "will get his fat ass beat" in the 2020 election
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(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
Onside kicks in the NFL may be a thing of the past soon as it may be eliminated with these series of proposed rule changes
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Challenge: produce evidence of Elon Musk saying anything either intelligent or original
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
You know things are messed up when Dennis Rodman is as good a news source as any regarding North Korea
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Of course he didn't wear a mask
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The real reason Republicans want a swift reopening is their evangelical base pushing for it as they believe life passes quickly, suffering is temporary and worrying solves nothing
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
So you're telling me that Beer Influencers are a thing. Man, I need a drink
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back at 4pm Eastern with today's Fark Livestream News Update - everything you need to know, some things you don't, and the fantastic return of the Cuomo Brothers sitcom with the episode "What did Andrew really shove up his nose?"
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(Open Culture)
 
 
 
The original Star Wars Trilogy adapted into a 14-hour NPR radio drama, because you've got nothing else to do right now
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Michigan, INCOMING (got nothing, just like Trump)
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(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Now you can have genuine Detroit Steel
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
"Being fools and telling fart jokes." The Beastie Boys get interviewed, let their beat drop
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(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
2600 sheep crossing a creek
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job
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(InStyle)
 
 
 
Denim is back, Baby. Good thing we are all sheltering in place; maybe this will blow over before we interact again
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Mark Cuban asks Hannity why, if Trump is so powerful, he always has to play the victim card
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Now here's something NJ residents haven't heard in two months, one hour delay at the Lincoln Tunnel to get into Manhattan. Seems like old times
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Even something as simple as paint can coax middle-aged white men to fight like toddlers
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(Sad and Useless)
 
 
 
These cats hate unicorns & wish their humans would go back to work already
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The complete panickers guide to getting over anxiety and fear once things reopen
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
40 years later: How The Empire Strikes Back matte shot effect of Slave I has aged better than anything in the prequels
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Apropos of nothing, here's how Josh Gad is living during the quarantine
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Things you can do with a Sushi Bazooka. And will just put a NSFW warning on it just to be safe
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(AP News)
 
 
 
New Mexico county commissioner and "Cowboys for Trump" leader says "The only good Democrat is a dead Democrat," followed by, "Oh wait, people recorded me saying that? Well, what I meant was something completely different, honest and for sure"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In some good news, the F-35 fighter has at least one thing that works: the ejection seat
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(Politico)
 
 
 
GOP House candidate Ted Howze said he had nothing to do with posts from his personal accounts that demeaned Muslims, accused prominent Democrats of murder and mocked a survivor of the Parkland shooting". The very model of a modern Trump Republican
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(All Elite Wrestling)
 
 
 
CAN Moxley get his belt back before Double or Nothing? WILL Riddle be out for Thatcher's blood? DOES Jake the Snake whip out the ol' DDT for ol' Double-A? The Wednesday Night Wars continue @ 8pm EDT on TNT, USA
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Feel free to touch things now
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One good thing about being stuck at home during a pandemic: You can blame the days-old heap of dirty dishes in your sink on the existential angst and feelings of disconnectedness that you're feeling, not on the fact that you're a lazy slob
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Rudy finally releases tape of Biden saying the things Biden said he said
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Trump congratulates daughter no one remembers he has upon graduating from law school. Then says something strangely prophetic
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Unrelated to anything, world powers that control all the wealth on earth seek new developing nation full of caste workers with no rights to exploit for cheap labor in mass production of service economy trinkets
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(TheMix.net)
 
 
 
Fighting in front of nobody? Nothing new to former UFC champ
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Facebook is finally stepping up and doing something to curb FBer's antisocial behavior - it's launching a new shopping feature across apps
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
So it turns out that whole impeachment thing was just a fountain of ideas for Trump in terms of new horrible violations of law and decency he could probably get away with
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
A dead 80s art icon is now rolling in his grave. Why? Because they're slapping his work on Forever 21 clothing
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Sen. Ron Johnson and Martha MacCallum want to know why Barack Obama didn't warn Donald Trump about Gen. Mike Flynn, a thing that Barack Obama absolutely did
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(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
Elderly neighbors pass on advice to graduating high school seniors, like "Listen to your mom and dad," "Eat something sweet every day," "Be kind or you'll have to empty your own colostomy bag"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
VW pulls ad after it's called racist, although others might see a video where a white woman puts a black man into her petit colon as something else
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The Minnesota Timberwolves may lead the NBA in something for once
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
President Trump now skeptical of extending unemployment benefits enacted in response to pandemic. Something about harking back to the good old days of watching the poors starve
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
In CAS of emergency, try out this BRRRRTTTiful A-10 Warthog mask. Oh, and there's something about charity too
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Since Hollywood is out of ideas, maybe they could have the Sears Tower come alive from black magic and fight Godzilla or something. Creepy pic is creepy
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Mnuchin to Trump:and this, sire, is a "debit card", I'm told it's what the poors use to pay for things when they don't have gold bullion or stacks of cash handy. Trump: PAY for things? NO WONDER they're poor....suckers
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump last year: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. Senate Intel Cmte: hell no, he's a partisan hack who lied on his resume. Trump now: I want John Ratcliffe to be my DNI. GOP Sens: Sure, why the hell not? Not like anything matters any more *glug*
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump to WHO: I'm cutting off funding because you ignored reports of Covid-19 spreading in Wuhan including reports the Lancet Journal published in December. The Lancet to Trump: WTF are you talking about? We didn't publish any such thing
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(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Roger Daltrey: "I'm not moaning about anything, but equally as a 76-year-old, I'm not going to be told by anybody to stay in. Go f*** yourselves. We can't wrap ourselves in cotton wool." In other news, younger Farkers ask; "WHO"? (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Even though IG Linick still has another 26 days on the job, Pompeo has barred him from State Department grounds. That Jared/Saudi/Pompeo investigation must be really something
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Nintendo Switch 2 can monitor your sleep, keep track of your vitals, evaluate your emotional state and even make a room smell better
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(Page Six)
 
 
 
Realizing that there is nothing they can release that will shock Trump supporters, law firm hackers turn their ransom attention towards Madonna. Oh those sweet innocent children of summer
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(YouTube)
 
Boobies
 
Betcha you didn't know that RuPaul did a weird porno art film back in the eighties, did ya? NSFW, so if it ain't your thing, shantay away
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With flights and personal finances being as they are, how about we share options and tips for road trip ideas? Here's everything we need to know for a COVID-Era summer road trip
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Eric Trump pulls ahead in the horse race determining the worst Trump of them all. And after his dad told him he wouldn't win anything
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(The Mary Sue)
 
 
 
Watching Dave Bautista mock Trump is a beautiful thing
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(London Evening Standard)
 
 
 
Nothing like having to apologize after your private conversation mocking human douche Morrissey went across the air. Bonus: It was so libelous no one is reprinting it
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(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
This amazing artist takes burning things with a magnifying glass to audacious levels
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(CBR)
 
 
 
EA: We are the greediest bastards in gaming today. Xavient: Hold this beer for $6 and you can take one free sip a day
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Can computer viruses jump from the keyboard to your hamberder? Asking for a friend
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"I think we were right there on the cusp of scratching the surface of doing something special last year." --- Michigan's OC Josh Gattis. Yeah, right there. Almost had it. Just about. Surely this will be the year. *giggles*
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Most democratic delegates don't want to attend DNC over fears of getting coronavirus, sniffed
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(UPI)
 
 
 
When the Trump administration accuses anyone of anything they are doing that same thing in real time
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
This whole Trump thing might end up being a self-correcting problem after all
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
While some things have changed at our national parks, using your slower friends as bear bait is still frowned upon
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(Radio.com)
 
 
 
Another sign that things are slowly returning to normal, NYC may have it's first pedestrian death in two months
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's emergency powers have some senators and legal experts worried. Something about an emperor with no clothes on except the underwear on his head
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(The National)
 
 
 
Turns out that being a beloved, best-selling author doesn't mean that you can't do absolutely, insanely stupid things during a pandemic. We're looking at you, Neil Gaiman
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like mushroom hunting out in the woods this time of year. White morels, pheasant backs, hen of the woods, human corpse, black mo- wait, what?
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Swinger Republicans warn that Trump's only path to victory is getting the pandemic right. Welp, so much for that. Good thing you killed off most of your base age group too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Congress gave colleges a $14 billion lifeline with the stipulation that it should go to students in legitimate need. Two months later, much of it is unspent. Guess there are no needy students? Oh well, maybe they'll just build a new gym or something
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
La Niña will make things caliente in the US from June until August
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Nine revolutionary movies to watch when you feel a desire to just destroy everything
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
A report from a military contractor purporting to show that COVID-19 escaped from the Wuhan Institute of Virology "is an illustrated guide on how not to do open source analysis." Good thing no one in the U.S. government would take such a thing seriously
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(Slate)
 
 
 
I'll take things that make us nervous when they last too long for $200, Alex
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Australian study finds kittens think of nothing but murder all day
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(Some Awful Guy)
 
 
 
A look back to the far off days of late 2016, and Scott Adams predicting Trump will defy all his critics and "do one reasonable thing after another" in his Presidency
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Sun May 17, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Just the President of the United States promoting neo-Nazis on Twitter. The only thing worse than that is the fact that it's now considered normal
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Umm... You fellas have nothing to worry about. I'm a professional
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Butte County: "We've got this corona thing under control. We're reopening early." Local Church: "Hold my collection plate"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Welcome Fark Artists to your Fartist Friday Contest. Our theme this week: To prepare for the 2020 Summer Farklympics, create your Team Farkistan uniform using clothing or MSPaint
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
With everything going on in the world these days, what we really need right now is some good old fashioned soul music. Welcome, my brothers and sisters, to the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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(Komo)
 
 
 
Turns out cotton swabs and Q-Tips are not the same thing
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
People are sharing the last "normal" photo taken on their phone before Coronavirus changed everything
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
"JUST BE COOL - nobody saw a thing"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
To sum up: Trump has fired the FBI chief and deputy and four IGs for investigating his crimes, the DoJ chief for not blocking the coverups, and multiple intel officials for not lying about his crimes. Nothing to see here. All is normal
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
A man who used God as his anti-viral protection learns his lesson
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In what could be the next big thing against the coronavirus, this antimicrobial surface coating can kill the coronavirus for 90 days
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(Mother Nature Network)
 
 
 
If you don't notice all the different things growing when you go for a walk, you suffer from a condition known as plant blindness
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
Deputy fired for not responding on-scene to 2018 Parkland high school mass shooting reinstated with full back pay, seniority. "When he arrived the murderer was still in the building firing shots off and he did nothing, he just waited behind his car"
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Fri May 15, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Another thing about to be assimilated by Facebook because what the world needs now is Giphy with ads
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Just in case you forgot how terrible Chris Christie was as a leader he says "If we allow the virus to control when we reopen, we will not reopen until there's a vaccine," and that, by him, is a BAD thing, apparently
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(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
In 2018, a co-owner of a bookstore published "Notes from a Public Typewriter" after receiving thousands of anonymous submissions on his bookstore's typewriter. Now the "typewriter" has gone virtual and is accepting new submissions. Care to leave one?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
And there it is, the stupidest thing I'll read all day
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(WECT Wilmington)
 
 
 
Worker at COVID hotspot speaks out: employers treat their employees like crap and don't do anything to keep them safe. Keep killing your workers and see what happens: powerful unions are gonna make a comeback
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Moderate House Dems start bailing from House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's $3T "Heroes Act". Something about being on a bloated boat that's sinking
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
You know who else said something about trains?
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(4Utah.com)
 
 
 
"A grandmother of eight, Washington City resident Rebecca 'Becky' Collet says she was surprised when she walked into her kitchen Tuesday morning and saw a man she didn't know wearing nothing but boxers and socks and eating food from her fridge"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine being famous just for lip-syncing the president's speeches, well it's easy when your historically unpopular president sounds like a drunk 4 year old on the verge of a nap
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Imagine being famous just for lip-syncing the president's speeches, well it's easy when your historically unpopular president sounds like a drunk 4 year old on the verge of a nap
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
The latest political flashpoint that has nothing to do with politics? Graduation ceremonies
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(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
One good thing from coronavirus? Brewers are switching from IPAs to lagers
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Ivanka: among the many things daddy is into, he's really hot for face masks lately; now on video
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump on Twitter: OBAMAGATE is the the biggest political crime and scandal in the history of the USA". Obama "knew EVERYTHING." Obama responds on Twitter: "Vote"
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Like an angry gardening neighbor, the NSA has a letter showing Rand Paul's Biden conspiracy was a giant nothingburger
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Seven things you might not know about Transylvanian cocktails
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(Vice)
 
 
 
If you have already heard "larval pleasure tube" combined with "very light wear" and only "gently used" today, collect your prize
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump heads to Pennsylvania in an effort to pretend everything is status quo and states should reopen
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The one thing every NHL fan base won't give up. List for Leafs could be a whole article
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Toucan Sam of Fruit Loops fame has been reimagined for the new millennium, and the Internet is of course unhappy about it. Something something CalArts style
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Kidney injury found in 1/3 of hospitalized virus patients. It's getting to the point where it's easier and faster to say what it doesn't affect. Apropos of nothing, how are your earlobes doing?
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(Medium)
 
 
 
Listen up - here's everything you need to know about herd immunity
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(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump's strategy to win re-election despite his massive pooch-screwing of the Pandemic response, is to blame China for everything and "get tough" with them. Which is going to be tough considering half his cabinet is financially balls-deep in China
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(The Week)
 
 
 
America can't govern itself anymore because conservatives are snowflakes or something
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
It's a gas station in Florida. this likely wasn't even the strangest thing that happened there on that night
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My sixth grader is moodier than normal during the lockdown. She does all her homework, but then she'll watch The Office on Netflix for a few hours and won't do anything else. Will Scott's Tots scar her? How can I motivate her to read or go outside?"
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(Tom's Guide)
 
 
 
Newb who doesnt understand how hardware cycles work is in awe over the hardware in the PS5 and how it dominates PC equivalents currently on the market. Because obviously nothing will change after today and technology will be frozen in time
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
"One day he will go too far, say something unforgivable - too vulgar, sexist or crude - and be fired or forced to resign." Difficulty: Donald Trump or Howard Stern? Why not both?
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(Bleacher Report)
 
 
 
NBA to Spalding: you'll get nothing and like it
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(Fark)
 
 
 
A lot of us are getting into new things during shelter-in-place; what's the last thing you did for the first time?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Trump pressures CDC to lower Covid-19 death count by changing calculation method. The Virus will be gone by next week, and the chocolate ration has increased to 20 grams
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Wed May 13, 2020
(Media Matters)
 
 
 
We're about a month away from burning scientists at the stake. It's like we've learned nothing as a civilization in hundreds of years
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(DCist)
 
 
 
Listen, we all knew COVID19 was gonna kill off a lot of mom and pop restaurants, but it's not so ba... wait, Momofuku is closing permanently? Well then the average restaurateur making less than $50k a year has nothing to worry about, right?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Who to believe? On the one hand, we have a career expert that has spent decades studying this exact thing. On the other, we've got someone who thinks injecting bleach is worth studying
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(Twitch.tv)
 
 
 
Drew and Dallan are back at 7pm eastern with the Fark Daily News Summary. We'll cover what's important, what's not, and moms flashing boobs at babies on Tik Tok among other things
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(Bozeman Daily Chronicle)
 
 
 
One day after tourist falls into scalding thermal pool during illegal visit, Yellowstone Park decides to open 'er all up and let Darwin sort things out
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(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
The tech demo for Unreal Engine 5 is here, and next gen games will be making you sit through idiotic cut scenes and fail quick time events with movie-quality assets
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(WFLA Tampa Bay)
 
 
 
Another thing that's opening early? Hurricane Season
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
DOJ warns US companies that China is trying to steal their Coronavirus research and encourages them to improve cyber-security. Not Explained: why having more people work on a cure for Covid-19 is a BAD thing, or why the data isn't freely available
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(Metro)
 
 
 
What to talk about when you run out of things to say
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Americans are saving more, buying less, and paying down debt. Obviously that's a bad thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Stephen King: "Sooner or later, everything old is new again". The revival of the SUV Coupe. Subby hopes the AMC Eagle 2-door he buried in the Pet Sematary will be in his driveway soon
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(WTOP)
 
 
 
Giant illegal scanning device found in self-checkout at DC store. But wouldn't it make sense to make these things smaller so that people don't notice them?
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(MSN)
 
 
 
All hail King Bogart
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(CNBC)
 
 
 
Spread it far and do read it wide: A drug company actually doing something to benefit mankind that does not make them richer
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
The UK's GDP shrinks by a record 5.8% in March, which is something like 9.2 fahrenheit with the VAT and time change included
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(Vox)
 
 
 
The seven things America will never do to beat Covid-19 and save the economy
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(C|Net)
 
 
 
Everything you wanted to know about the October premiere of Season 2 of the Mandalorian [including the return of Boba Fett]
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
Things I did at 7am: got some beer and stole my neighbor's coupons
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Although an upgrade to Windows 10 might turn that coffee into an altogether different variety of frothy, brown liquid"
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(The Register)
 
 
 
"Although an upgrade to Windows 10 might turn that coffee into an altogether different variety of frothy, brown liquid"
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(SFGate)
 
 
 
"I tried a virtual wine tasting and it wasn't nearly as awkward as I thought it would be". Man, things must be pretty bad if people are drinking virtual wine
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
How can Trump be a racist when he accused Joe Scarborough, a White guy, of murder?
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(Harvard Business Review)
 
 
 
Life? What is this "life" thing?
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
New York City's lockdown order went into effect 51 days ago, which *might* have something to do with the city currently having had a record 58 days pass since its last pedestrian death. HEY, nobody's walking HERE
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Funny thing about restaurants, they generally need a license from the state health department to operate. So, if they reopen in defiance of state orders during a public health emergency, they really shouldn't be shocked when that license is yoinked
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
ESPN is "running out of things to talk about"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
An article praising the benefits of simmering chicken in chocolate milk
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
Blank-check company files for $200 million IPO, says it will use the funds to buy something
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(News4Jax)
 
 
 
Oh, here's something that might explain why the first two DAs were so very hesitant to press charges against Ahmaud Arbery's killers: one of them worked at the office for years without proper certification. Or the power to arrest people
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Tue May 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Things are really starting to go to the dogs in Detroit. And the bears. And the zebras. And, apparently, the green-skinned three-eyed extraterrestrials
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Fuller House goes full Stalin in the trailer for the series' final season, leaving Aunt Becky as nothing but a figment of our imaginations
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Aussie guy eats nothing but canned beans for 40 days to prep for a long run, presumably to get away from his own farts
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And the Lord said go forth and purchase a hot tub. Well, go forth, already
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
And the Lord said go forth and purchase a hot tub. Well, go forth, already
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(MassLive)
 
 
 
Tom Brady, who denied a rift with Belichick, denies rift with McDaniels. Riftless
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(Insider)
 
 
 
Suspicious looking man with a large flat screen TV jogs for two miles with nothing happening to him. Of course he was white
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Is it dusty horse lips?
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Fun things to do during quarantine should not include breaking into a morgue to drink all the embalming fluid
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Well Trump may have accomplished something we haven't been able to do since Vietnam, stop worshipping the military
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(Mandatory)
 
 
 
Portland to go ahead with its naked coranvirus bike riding party
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(Metro)
 
 
 
How to cope and function if Coronavirus has turned your brain to lockdown mush
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(uDiscover Music)
 
 
 
Burt Bacharach is 92 today, but I'm sure you could tell us about some way better new song by a mopey trust fund baby who wears $900 loafers with no socks and is cross with his dad about something
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Have not been to People of Walmart lately, let's see how they're handling the pandemic
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
"Just about everybody has a face mask on. They've learned about face masks, the good and the bad. By the way, it's not a one-sided thing, believe it or not, but our country has learned, our country has been incredible,"
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(Prevail)
 
 
 
"There will be no quarter. There will be indictments, perp walks, convictions, long prison terms, asset forfeiture. And we will enact new laws to safeguard the republic, and make sure nothing like this ever happens again"
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Man who wore KKK hood in California grocery store won't be charged due to "insufficient evidence" of anything other than protected free speech, being a dumbass
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Bryan Adams thinks it's the summer of '69, goes on racist tirade against China, prompting major backlash that cut him like a knife. Can't stop this thing you started, Bryan, and you did it all for racism
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(Den Of Geek)
 
 
 
Rob Liefield is doing everything he can to make sure he's not invited to work on Deadpool 3
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
After counting the money in the church collection plates, 105 Ohio ministers write letters to schools demanding that Yoga classes be terminated. They won
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(The Root)
 
 
 
To the left: Ten things one writer cooked in isolation and what they say about her. To the right: tell us some things you've cooked and let farkers tell you what they say about you
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Robert Kraft's Super Bowl LI ring is up for auction, and it already has an inflated bid of $650,000
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Mon May 11, 2020
(BBC)
 
 
 
If the titles Fawlty Towers, Porridge, Only Fools and Horses, Blackadder, Dad's Army, Eastenders and 'Allo 'Allo mean anything to you, take a trip down nostalgia lane to look at the BBC's museum of classic stage sets
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump: "Just talked to Putin and a lot of things might be happening soon." Reporters: "What kind of things?" Trump: "THIIINNNGSSS"
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(OK Whatever)
 
 
 
The cool thing about rock musicians is that they'll literally answer any question you ask of them
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
World's second-largest ticket seller goes full-Ticketmaster, holds back service fees from virus-canceled events. You never go full-Ticketmaster
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
"For all of Trump's ideological wavering over the years, one thing has remained consistent: he's never used protection and he's never not been an asshole about it afterward" John Oliver points out about Trump's use of a mask as a photo-op
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(Metropolitan Museum of Art)
 
 
 
Something lovely and interesting: an explanation of Baaba Maal's place in Sahelian culture, and a segment of a small concert of his
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Everything is falling apart into a puddle of existential dread. Come enjoy some drinks while the country dies in the 8PM ET MSNBC Discussion Thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The Virginia/Tennessee State Line cuts this town in half. As if things aren't confusing enough there on a normal day now one state is reopening but the other one staying on lockdown
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Um, I think they discovered Thor's family tree, or something
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(Fark)
 
Weeners
 
Subby has developed a thing for hot dogs (on bread) with only mayo, only A1 Sauce, and mayo/A1 Sauce. What foods do you like that you absolutely would not reveal on a first date?
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
How to draw Totoro, presented by someone who knows Totoro
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(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
How 'rona is changing our language. You probably read about this last Blursday while in iso with your quarantini
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is lying about the economy. And everything else, really
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Nothing is illegal while you are the President
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(Some Russian Expert)
 
 
 
"Trump [is] too stupid to understand that by revealing to the world exactly what he thinks, he has made himself nothing like his hero Putin. He's not his hero. He's not even his hero's sidekick. He's his hero's goat -- and he doesn't even realize it"
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
During yesterday's Cat.5 tweetstorm, Trump accused Obama of "The biggest political crime in American history, by far"; ignoring the fact that in the United States there is no such thing as a "political crime"...yet, anyway
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(Twitter)
 
Video
 
Oh nothing, just a seal taking a stroll with his zookeeper
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Sure Biden sucks at social media but so what? And Hillary sucked as a candidate in 2016 so don't bring up how she was leading in polls at this point. Everything is fine and Bill Scher is totally happy with how events are currently unfolding
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(Law and Crime)
 
 
 
Owner of house under construction in Ahmaud Arbery case said nothing was stolen. And the defense of the brave shooters is now that it doesn't matter because he was trespassing and then ran away because he totally knew the police had been called
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Introverts and shy people make great leaders
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(Heavy)
 
 
 
Kimberlee frees beach. "This is a power trip, it has nothing to do with the virus." Frees beach
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Twitter)