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Sun October 17, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Tom Welling opens up about Smallville, how it paved the way for the Arrowverse, and that he's much happier now than he was back then
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN explores what will happen if Brian Laundrie isn't found soon. Besides giving them more time to keep milking this story for everything it's worth, I mean
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
Vodka - is there anything it can't do?
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
At long last, Illinois Democrats teach Republicans a thing or two about redistricting
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(The Conversation)
 
 
 
The goggles, they do something
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Maine Christians: We're suing to overturn and overrule common sense policy. Judge: No you're not. Tag for a judge actually doing the right thing
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Sat October 16, 2021
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas, including the idiot who tried (and failed) to impersonate a judge. BONUS: He was re-arrested on controlled substance charges a week later after a search warrant was executed, and a fake FBI ID was also recovered
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Name two things that should never go together
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Dear Internet: stop trying to make "Sober October" a thing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small city proud to announce that it was ranked the 22nd best place to live in what appears to have been a survey of people who already live there. Woot
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Fri October 15, 2021
(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
Fireball-dropping drones now part of Aussie firefighters arsenal to fight fires. Surely nothing bad would happen if some of these fell into an arsonists hands
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Social media misinformation stokes worsening civil war in Ethiopia. Thank god something like that could never become a problem in the US
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
Tom Brady can't be reasoned with, can't be bargained with. He doesn't feel pity or remorse or fear and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are dead
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
The floor (and everything else) is now lava
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Just when you thought pineapple was the worst thing that could happen to a pizza, Dominoes of Australia has decided to up the ante, much to Subby's horror
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
 
 
A truly sophisticated drinker such as yourself should have a comprehensive vocabulary to cover everything from the nippitary to the crapulous
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Estate of Sherwood Schwartz won't let James Gunn and Charlie Kaufman make the cannibal version of Gilligan's Island this world so desperately needs
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Thu October 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Nothing runs like a Deere, especially not the factory now that the workers are on strike
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(Kenosha News)
 
 
 
Rittenhouse prosecutors to Judge: We'd like the defense to be barred from labelling the men Kyle killed "rioters, arsonists, looters" because there isn't a SHRED of evidence they did any of those things
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
George Takei unleashes the photon torpedoes on William Shatner. There were no survivors
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
If there is one thing kids should be learning in public school, it is that there are two sides to the Holocaust that deserve equal attention
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Jackwagon who greatly contributed to the hellscape we're living in now wants to put things right. So, we're all cool, yeah?
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing like getting punched in the face during handshakes on the field after the game is over
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(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
Nothing like getting punched in the face during handshakes on the field after the game is over
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(Media Matters)
 
 
 
Newsmax's latest defense of Jon Gruden: Over in Europe, the word f****t is actually for a cigarette, and in Los Angeles, big lips have nothing to do with skin color. It's basically a botched injection job. Maybe that should be "lamest"
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
"I Was On A Hookup Site Hunting For Revenge Sex. Instead, I Ended Up Donating A Kidney." HuffPo personals get weirder and weirder
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Perpetual footnote in the Deere owner's manual: "Do not buy anything made in 2021"
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Luxury brand Coach will stop destroying unwanted goods following TikTok outrage. Also "TikTok outrage" is apparently now a thing
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
What kind of penis-rocket-building a-hole would do something like that? Oh. Yeah
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Joe Rogan upset that CNN reported he took horse-dewormer. After he took horse-dewormer. 🐴🐴🐴🐴
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
In a further attempt to avoid all thing metric, waste electronics are now weighed in units of Great Wall of China. Tag is for how much crap gets dumped
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(The Register)
 
 
 
Apple says sideloading iOS apps will ruin everything and make you a very, very, very, very bad person, too
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Thought you paid a lot to heat your home last winter? Brother, you ain't seen nothing yet. Invest in blankets. Lots of them
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(CNN)
 
 
 
40% of TSA employees are still unvaccinated. Good thing their mandate deadline doesn't fall just days before one of the heaviest travel times of the year
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Biden vows to irradiate dead birds, or some damn thing
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(CBS San Francisco)
 
 
 
The machines are learning... how to do three-point turns
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Wed October 13, 2021
(ESPN)
 
 
 
World Cup qualifiers today. Can the USMNT turns things back around against Costa Rica at home? Game starts at 7pm ET. Other games include Canada - Panama, Honduras- Jamaica, and El Salvador - Mexico
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Walk right up to the microphone and name all the things you love. All the things that you loathe. Oh, sing your life. Others sang your life, but now is a chance to shine and have the pleasure of saying what you mean. It's your 7 p.m. ET MSNBC thread
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Step 1: Produce and release a video of you playing Robin Williams in a scene from a non-existing biopic. Step 2: ??????? Step 3: Audiences want you in a Robin Williams biopic
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(Deadspin)
 
 
 
Anytime Brett Favre and The Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase are involved in money, you know things may go bad
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(Imgur)
 
 
 
Photoshop Challenge: Put something interesting in this aquarium
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Skyrim Anniversary Edition will break the only thing that makes the game worth playing
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(History Channel)
 
 
 
On this day in history, in 1792, the White House cornerstone was laid, setting up a grand tradition of laying things in the Oval Office
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(Defense One)
 
 
 
Countering decades of evidence otherwise, Archbishop announces that young Catholic men don't have to do anything they're not comfortable with
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My boyfriend admitted in therapy that his ADHD makes it impossible for him to focus on me, and I feel that this is unacceptable in a relationship. How can I get him to focus on the important things, like me?"
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(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
NSA to Pentagon: Did Battlestar Galactica teach you NOTHING?
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Facebook has banned 1,000 hate groups that were too radical even for Zuckerbot, which for a website that welcomes racist uncles is saying something
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Tue October 12, 2021
(Engadget)
 
 
 
Starting next year, Tiles will be able to use augmented reality to steer you to something you lost. Just be careful following those arrows into your mom's room. That dildo you tagged could be anywhere
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Los Angeles for Game 4 of the NLDS. The Giants want to end this thing over their hated rivals. The Dodgers would like to force Game 5. Can more than one run be scored this time? Find out at 9:07 PM ET on TBS
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(Epicurious)
 
 
 
"Only thing getting you through?" Well, I guess that was anything and you were brave enough
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
When I think of all the things I've worried about and been afraid of in my life-and now it's plain that I've been scared of the wrong things in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Claire used a half cup of olive oil just to please her boyfriend last weekend
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(WTRF Wheeling)
 
 
 
West Virginia announces winners in its "Do it for Babydog" vaccine sweepstakes, appropriately named after a dog with chronic breathing problems
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(Chicago Sun-Times)
 
 
 
150 years ago Mrs. O'Leary went to bed in her Chicago home without making sure her cow was cool with leaving the lantern on. What could possibly go wrong? Apparently everything
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Proof that the only thing worse than a HOA is a condo board. How a disabled 9/11 responder's request to leave his shoes outside his front door to avoid exacerbating acute respiratory issues caused by his 9/11 work literally became a federal case
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(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Students encouraged to wear red, white, and blue to school to honor their country. Perhaps something should have been said about the arrangement of those colors
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Beer bloke sets 'new world record' in 24-hour pub crawl by hitting 51 establishments around Cambridgeshire, England, says it's 'hardest thing he's done' (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
John Eastman's law firm defends coup memo because he didn't explicitly tell Pence to overturn the election. Nothing to see here, move along
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Researchers discover that Pre-Historic humans were cool
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Schools are now the battleground in war of disinformation over Covid-19 vaccines because people think their best friend's sister's boyfriend's brother's girlfriend's mother who read something somewhere is more trustworthy than health professionals
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
What is no longer winning Jeopardy?
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
In 2008, SpaceX having three booms in a row got past the Ivanova curse and nailed its fourth attempt to put something into orbit. Astra is hoping history will repeat itself as it prepares its fourth attempt. Tag is for anyone owns its stock
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Ted Lasso is really all about caritas, which is also my favorite thing to order at a Mexican restaurant
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
Someone you've never heard of has been banned from social media sites you barely use. This means something
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
The first thing to remember if you forgot this birthday: don't panic
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
I'm sorry, but if you dip your fries in mayonnaise you are a sociopath and should be locked up away from civilized society
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(Science Alert)
 
 
 
What if the universe hasn't started at all? Well, first of all, now would be a really good time to get things kickstarted
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK job vacancies reach 20-year high. "Vacancies?" That's a 'British English' thing, like "torch" is a flashlight and "biscuits" are cookies, right? Sure. Gotta be
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(Big Think)
 
 
 
Will a thruster at Earth's south pole be the thing that winds up saving the Earth from global warming?
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Democratic candidate for governor of Virginia says something smart, so obviously CNN has to shiat all over him
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(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
Having learned that AT&T was behind OAN, John Oliver had some things to say to his "business daddy"
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Mon October 11, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Everything you know about the CIA is wrong. We'd explain, but we'd have to kill you
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
He turned around and raised his chin to gaze up at the crag. It was glowing ruby red. This was not a normal thing for it to be doing in an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(Rock Paper Shotgun)
 
 
 
Can't build a real new PC because of a lack of money or parts? Well, PC Building Simulator is free on Epic this week. Subby just built a PC and it's lot easier when things just slot into place and you don't have to worry about cable runs
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Do not be this parent
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Sun October 10, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Something better happen
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
After Alabama's loss the upcoming college bowl season got a little topsy-turvy. Here's how things would shake out in the playoffs and bowl games as things currently stand
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(UEFA Champions League)
 
 
 
UEFA Nations League Final. The 3rd place match, will the home town crowd lift Italy over Belgium? 9:00 am on ESPNU. In the Finals Spain and France for all the glory. Will Spain stop France from winning everything in sight? 2:30 pm ET on ESPN
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(Metro)
 
 
 
Now is the time to start playing Christmas movies and watching Christmas specials
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(The Ringer)
 
 
 
That Thing They Did: a great 25-year look back at Tom Hanks' classic about The Wonders, with cool tidbits from cast and creators
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(CTV News)
 
 
 
911 what's your emergency? I HAVE TO PEEEEEE
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(Victoria News)
 
 
 
Star light, star bright, falling star is seen in flight. I wish it may, I wish it might, not hit me in the head tonight
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(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
People sharing things that get harder as you get older. Submitter just turned 59, and he can attest that at least one thing gets softer as he gets older
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Sat October 09, 2021
(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
The best thing since sliced bread? These facts
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Uhh. beause he was a grandstanding moron who did nothing to help the situation and attacked the real heroes of the event when they said so?
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(Paste Magazine)
 
 
 
"Am I a moron for ever believing that there was something larger at work here?" Yes
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
The next Black Panther is anti-vax, and there's nothing Marvel can do about it
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Lebanoff
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
If you have developed debilitating PTSD after being assaulted during a previous stint in federal prison, then perhaps you shouldn't do something that will land you back in federal prison
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(NHL)
 
 
 
Final day of preseason hockey & 11 "games", sure why not? Things start off at 3 PM ET. Tall tales about your summer's activities & biatching about ESPN encouraged. Does your team look like a Cup contender or have a good shot at the Shane Wright lottery?
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(Vox)
 
 
 
What has really ruined basketball? Dunking? No. Lack of defense? Nope. Ridiculously long baggy shorts? Possibly, but not quite. The 3-point line? Bingo
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Because nothing says "classy" quite like buying the right inflatable hot tub
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The UK is Europe's covid hotspot, with case rates 5-10 times higher than other large European countries. So ¯\_(ツ)_/¯?
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(JSOnline)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Legislature proposes bill to allow poacher to carry weapons in wildlife refuges, "spotlight" deer and other large animals, and open seasons for sand hill cranes and Timberwolves because why even HAVE guns if you can't shoot all the things?
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Fri October 08, 2021
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Facebook Streisands itself by banning and then sending a cease and desist letter to the developer of the Unfollow Everything browser extension
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Biden issues first-ever presidential proclamation of Indigenous Peoples' Day. So we good with the whole taking your land thing now?
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Two men rescued after being lost at sea for 29 days. "It was a nice break from everything"
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
California criminalizes stealthing. Ghosting still OK
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Think of it as the "polluter pays" principle: Facebook is polluting the supply of information, and it needs to pay
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(Fark)
 
 
 
I feel achy and tired all the time, probably because I don't have enough of something in my diet. What is the thing?
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(Fox2 Detroit)
 
 
 
45-year-old woman hears song in store and it makes her sad. Then things start getting weird
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Something something Tulsi Gabbard Democrats First Amendment silencing something
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Some things go well together; chocolate and peanut butter, ketchup and ranch, chips and queso, doomsday churches and gun companies holding a far right festival
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Great. Now do something about
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
The latest thing we're doing wrong: washing towels. Because the internet has become the biggest nag of all time
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(BBC)
 
 
 
In possibly the most British thing ever, police officer faces misconduct investigation after failing to pay £1 for his charity Jaffa Cakes
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(NBC Washington)
 
 
 
Urban Meyer's wife speaks out about her husband's abhorrent behavior, setting herself as a shining example for women everywhere who are standing up to -- no, never mind, she basically excused everything because we're all sinners
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(Slate)
 
 
 
OMG did Venom just blow up the Marvel cinematic universe? Has everything changed forever? Can life as we've known it even have a small chance of going on? What's happening? Hold me
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(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
One thing about an interview with Dave Gahan; he always follows the policy of truth
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Police are now saying that they've had Brian Laundrie under surveillance from the very beginning. So I guess they're just waiting for sweeps week or something to bring him in?
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Yes, because there's nothing Florida Man needs like ready access to hallucinogens
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN tries to answer the question "what happens if a congressional subpoena is ignored?" Subby says "tries" because this is all largely untested and relies on multiple branches of the government actually having the balls to do anything
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Thu October 07, 2021
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Soon you'll be able to paint your home with a shimmery North Atlantic Blue. That's not a good thing
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Subby just saw a guy sitting on a bench, mask pulled up covering only his nose, sucking on an ear bud in his mouth like a lollipop. What's the grossest thing you've ever seen someone do in public?
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Creepy things keep happening in small Maine town. Pennywise unavailable for comment
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
One of our submarines... hit something... today
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Kaiser Roll, best bun for sandwiches, or best bun for EVERYTHING Discuss
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
In case you're still wondering whether this MAGA thing is actually some weird religious cult, well wonder no more
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all." Welp, someone tried at least 100 menu items at Disney World so you wouldn't have to
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Senate Judiciary Committee report zeroes in on Rep. Scott Perry (R-PA) as one of the key "pre-surrectionists" who tried to use the DOJ to throw out the 2020 election results, before Trump had to resort to an armed mob to attempt the same thing on 1/6
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
One of TV's best people lets us know we've had about enough Better Things
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Everything you need to know to fully understand Urban Meyer's latest mid-life meltdown
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(PureWow)
 
 
 
Zoomers disgusted by mustard-loving millennials, wonder why they aren't satisfied with ketchup on their hot dog
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
Awkward Family Photos: Jason Kidd edition
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(Michigan State University)
 
 
 
TL;DR - Everyone has a cat's brain in their stomach. Or something
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(MSN)
 
 
 
And the next memecoin to completely ignore until after it's worth something is
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Wed October 06, 2021
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Orange County pipeline rupture wasn't noted or reported for several hours because of all you pinko commie eco-terrorists report every little thing that goes wrong and so we don't pay attention to our pressure leak indicators anymore
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
It's really hard to come up with a snarky headline for something this good
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Man sleeping naked on floor gets bitten on bawls by centipede. Then things get unpredictable (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Pitchfork)
 
 
 
Ctrl+f "Zune". Nothing? Really?
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Ted Cruz's father may be in the clear, probably still guilty of something though
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(ABC 15)
 
 
 
Foo Fighters to play something called the "Innings Festival," which is Major League Baseball's version of putting on a pair of BluBlocker sunglasses and claiming they're down with the youth
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
William Shakespeare wrote, "All the world's a stage, and all the men and women merely players; they have their exits and their entrances; and sometimes that exit is having your death staged at Walmart." Or something like that
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
It's not a matter of if you are ever going to get a "thingie in your brain", it's really pretty much just a matter of when you are going to get a "thingie in your brain"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Giving people healthcare puts healthcare at risk, or something
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Hackers release source code and pretty much everything else from Twitch.tv, resulting in the endangerment of tens of dollars of content
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's the little things in life like being able to float on water that makes you happy
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(IT Wire)
 
 
 
New AirPods Pro firmware 4A400 enables Conversation Boost at last - how to turn it on in 17 easy steps... 17?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
City worker made $400k selling hotel rooms meant for COVID-19 isolation, while simultaneously collecting $45k in unemployment benefits and bragging about the whole thing on Facebook
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Don't worry, the stock market isn't going to crash in October. Maybe. We hope. I mean, sure, it could crash, I guess anything's possible. I mean, what's the line between "could" and "will?" So, OK, it'll crash. It's gonna crash. Feel better?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Well, if a line from Friends can ruin your sex life, maybe you should have watched a better show, like Seinfeld or NewsRadio
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Nerd complains about something, maybe
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Kanye West opens something called Donda Academy. If only there were a previous example of an eccentric billionaire celebrity operating his own college with a family name attached to it
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Great. Now I REALLY have to go pee
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Tue October 05, 2021
(YouTube)
 
 
 
My dying friend entrusts her 8 year old parrot to me, so first thing I'm gonna do is tear the top of his cage off, shine a bright light in his eyes then chase him around the house
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(WWE)
 
 
 
Tonight on NXT: MSK & GYV face off in an 8 person tag match, Odyssey Jones battles L.A. Knight, Cora Jade makes her NXT debut and Ember & Mandy kick things off this evening. Will we see InDex honeymoon pics? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Another thing millennials are to blame for: Suburban millennial mobsters who're 'always texting' now causing the mob's downfall
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
But here was where Orolo would have proposed something brilliantly simple. Something that would have made me feel like an idiot for having made it too complicated. I could think of nothing like that except an MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(LAD Bible)
 
 
 
Once you've drunkenly forced your way into a closed swimming pool and broken both your legs, the only thing left is to sue the pool owner for not putting up a better fence
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(Engadget)
 
 
 
I must have put a keystroke in the wrong place or something. I always do that. I always mess up some mundane detail
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(The Bulwark)
 
 
 
Why Facebook is not our "town square" : "If a real town square were suddenly overrun with Adidas tracksuit-wearing strangers who said all sorts of provocative bullshiat with heavy Russian accents-well, you'd probably suspect something was amiss"
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(Inc)
 
 
 
Ten years after Steve Jobs' death from pancreatic cancer, remember the most important lesson he taught us... well, after "don't try medically dubious treatments for pancreatic cancer," of course
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(Reason Magazine)
 
 
 
Police department sets up filter to block the word "pig" in comments on its Facebook page, and then things get all lawyery
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(WISN Milwaukee)
 
 
 
School's automatic system for detecting an active shooter can't tell the difference between a bullet and a frisbee. Also, explain that first thing again?
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(Patheos)
 
 
 
Kat Kerr, the multi-time failed 'Christian Prophetess' newest claim: Aborted babies literally sing the praises of Brett Kavanaugh, in Heaven. Oh and also mothers telepathically control their aborted children
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
Spreading hoaxes about COVID-19 is punishable by jail time. Prosecutors have now caught up to April 2020
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Will she burn down all the things? Will Republicans get unnecessarily defensive of Facebook? Will Democrats out of reflex? THIS is your Facebook whistleblower testimony thread (10am start)
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(CBS Sports)
 
 
 
The Mets need a new.... well, everything. Here's some of the people who could be considered for roles in the organization
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(EurekAlert)
 
 
 
Something the Grateful Dead, Widespread Panic, Phish, et al have totally grokked, for, like decades, man
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(Today)
 
 
 
Another thing you're doing wrong? Eating cheese
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Mike Pence says media focus on January 6 is a distraction meant to "demean" Trump supporters who simply wanted to "hang out" with him, or something like that
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Watch Russia put its 5th woman in space, something NASA did in the mid-1980s. She will be the first actress in space and will be filming scenes for a movie at the ISS. Liftoff scheduled for 4:55 AM ET
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Mon October 04, 2021
(New Hampshire Public Radio)
 
 
 
If you ironed New Hampshire to a crisp starchy flatland, how many extra Rhode Islands would it gain?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
There's nothing unnatural about a puppy/ducky love
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(Al Jazeera)
 
 
 
New Zealand's government is attempting to address the worsening housing crisis, possibly by expanding Bagshot Row and rezoning the South Farthing
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boxing promoter racks up $10 million in costs, gets several date changes, no fight, and nothing to show for it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Finally, a tolerable rendition of Stairway To Heaven
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Tech company quietly reveals that hackers had "unauthorized access" to its system for years. Syniverse? Never heard of it. Probably nothing important *clicks link* uh oh
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
"Yeah I thought it was bulls-t but I expected it from them. 37 years in pro ball and I've never seen anything like that. That's just their mode of operation there. Player safety is secondary"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Officers who did their jobs in Washington DC on January 6th will receive "Ribbons of Valor." Design something for the other guys
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(NFL)
 
 
 
Broncos may be Locked in to playing a bad QB next week
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Sunscreen recalled for containing carcinogens. Apparently something that protects you from skin cancer isn't supposed to cause cancer while doing so. Who knew?
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
"My wife, Morgan Fairchild, who I've seen naked" and "I'm still the president"
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(Jacksonville.com)
 
 
 
Nothing like your daughter giving Urban Meyer a lap dance while he's away from his wife
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
It's vaguely possible there's something weirder going on out there than this guy wanting to trade a historic 19th century skull for a never-flown Soviet-era space shuttle. But probably not
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
If there isn't a body count by Nov. 1 someone resurrect Jamie Kennedy
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(Discover)
 
 
 
A couple of physicists published a paper on something that everyone who grew up watching Tom Baker thought of when they were 12
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(AP News)
 
 
 
"If it's Todd Akin, cancer has ways to try to shut that whole thing down"
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Sun October 03, 2021
(SC Aviation)
 
 
 
Happy 86th birthday to the guy in mission control who told Neil Armstrong "You got a bunch of guys about to turn blue. We're breathing again. Thanks a lot." He was the last Moonwalker to be born and accidentally got Ken Mattingly kicked off Apollo 13
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
One county school board wants to shorten the public comment portion of its meetings, among other things. It also wants to ban umbrellas large enough that they could be used as a weapon
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(YourTango)
 
 
 
♪ She'd do anything for love, but she won't do that, no she won't do that ♫
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(Boulder Daily Camera)
 
 
 
So anyway, everybody we quoted in our 9/11 anniversary article sort of made everything up a little bit and we didn't bother fact-checking. We cool?
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(Independent)
 
 
 
"When I was president, everybody wanted to get the vaccine. There was a rush to get it. You didn't hear anything about mandates, you didn't hear anything about people not wanting to take it"
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
It's the fact that Mark Hamill doesn't think that he did anything special that makes him worthy of the Hero tag
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
They say everything is backwards in Australia, including the new time zones
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today in scary things we don't want to know: N-bombs lost in transit including the one stuck in a melting polar icecap (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Fark)
 
 
 
CSB Sunday Morning: "Hold my beer, I wanna try something" moments you've seen or experienced
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Impossible Pork is a new plant-based product, and nothing about its ingredients or preparation conflicts with Jewish dietary laws. The Orthodox Union: Still not kosher because of the word "pork"
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(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
The last thing we need is another Cruel Intentions reboot
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Sat October 02, 2021
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Christian business owner: Glorify the lord by buying my merchandise
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(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Sometimes shrinkage is a good thing
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
More food shortages are coming but this is no time to panic, everything will be just fine. [five minutes into the future] EVERYBODY PANIC
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Paleontologists: you had us at "30-foot aquatic assassin"
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Fri October 01, 2021
(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Should we use a 555 phone number or clear a real phone number for this show? You know what, who's gonna notice anyway
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Kenan Thompson seen looking on with indifference
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Today's Slatesplanation: Why Beto running for president ruined EVERYTHING
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(Endpoints News)
 
 
 
FDA accidentally approves treatment for a medical condition so rare that it doesn't even have a Wikipedia page
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(6ABC Philadelphia)
 
 
 
Phillies officially eliminated from post-season contention. Pirates fans wonder what this post-season contention thing is
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, we just all forgot that yesterday was the 33rd anniversary of Elvira's first feature film. Definitely only critiques of the film to the right
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(Geeks Are Sexy)
 
 
 
This 1985 Atari ST computer is still being used daily to manage a campground. This thing is on 24/7 6 months per year and has never even broken once. No such thing as planned obsolescence here
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(CNN)
 
 
 
CNN: YOU ARE NOT SPENDING SUFFICIENT TIME THINKING ABOUT GABBY PETITO. Now, here's an article about "new bodycam footage" that doesn't change anything or add any information of value. WATCH IT
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
* gestures towards everything going on in the world *
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
UK pigs are being culled because of a shortage of butchers and abattoir workers. This has nothing to do with Brexit because that's a huge success. It's just a coincidence that 80% of workers in the UK's 2 largest processors were from the EU
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Yes. If they use them to make good movies, then who cares?
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(Empire Magazine)
 
 
 
Ridley Scott: Are you not entertained? Well, here's a Gladiator sequel for you
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(Smithsonian Magazine)
 
 
 
Scientists find evidence that 9,000 years before humans domesticated chickens, they tried to do the same thing to Australian Murder Turkeys. Since you've never had Kentucky Fried Murder Turkey, you can figure out how that worked out for everybody
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Belichick: All is proceeding according to plan
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Amateur golfer defies 67,000,000 to 1 odds with 2 holes-in-one in a single round. Checks notes.....golfer is only 11 years old
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Things that Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is fed up with include: young kids who say that he only worked hard during the playoffs, NBA players who refuse to get vaccinated, and dragging Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Still no flying cars, but there is something you can wear when you switch to convertible
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Thu September 30, 2021
(National Post)
 
 
 
Today is the National Day for Truth and Reconciliation in Canada, so educate yourselves on how poorly Canadian indigenous people were treated, and realize that the 'Murican equivalent would probably honor Custer or Andrew Jackson or something
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(Drinking in)
 
 
 
Would you recognize Mick Jagger if he dropped in for a beer at your local bar?
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If the rest of us oohed and aahed and said, "Gosh, a wheel, no one's ever thought of that before," just to make that person feel good, nothing would ever get done in the 7pm Eastern MSNBC thread
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(The New York Observer)
 
 
 
"Lindsey Lohan is selling a furry version of herself as an NFT" is something that nobody would have understood a year ago. But in hindsight, it's obvious she was just waiting for the technology to catch up with her personality
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(CNN)
 
 
 
In less than a calendar year, Biden's child tax credit has reduced childhood poverty in the U.S. by over 50 percent. But King Manchin and Queen Sinema aren't sure that's really important, so I guess we get nothing
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Let's Encrypt's Root CA has expired, potentially leaving thousands of sites using their certificate chain unusable. Theoretically, nothing should happen, and this will be transparent to user....... +++ CARRIER LOST +++
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Local baseball team selects new name. Something about their choice stinks
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
A well organized union of college football players could be a stronger political force than the state Democratic Party
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(US SEC)
 
 
 
SEC press release about bank analyst's misdoinGS describes the happeninGS with nothinG Said about his employer
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(Local10 WPLG)
 
 
 
There's...something...ON THE WING
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Alabama, with the worst COVID death rate in the country, plans to do the most Alabama thing it could do with COVID relief funds
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
If this won't make you get vaccinated, nothing will: Covid-19 blamed for causing "restless anal syndrome" in 77-year-old man, and it's a condition that's just as shiatty as it sounds
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(TMZ)
 
 
 
Mark Hoppus from Blink-182 is now cancer free. Looking forward to finding joy in all the small things
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Wed September 29, 2021
(PC Gamer)
 
 
 
Give me a 600-word essay on how space-bar jumping can make or break an RPG
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Womp-womp's lawyers refuse to address Trump donor allegations that he "repeatedly touched me inappropriately, said vile and disgusting things to me stalked me". No word on if Kristi Noem was courted the same way
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(KING 5 News)
 
 
 
Owners of Mr. Mac clothing store, burglarized for the fourth time in ten days, say they do not wish to press charges but would rather give the clothing to people who need it instead, proving that in spite of everything, there's always a Bigger Mac
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(SoraNews24)
 
 
 
Ultimate dating advice: "If you get into a relationship with someone, get into a relationship with someone who doesn't eat cup ramen"
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(US Department of Justice)
 
 
 
Boston man charged in January 6th storming of white female-black male interracial couple's engagement photos on Facebook with hate speech and threats. Must've missed the bus to DC or something
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Mets hire startup management firm to help evolve brand into something less shambolic yet remain "true to the Mets narrative"
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Like pretty much everything else about a Tesla, the newly designed "yoke" steering wheel is an engineering failure that will lead to countless crashes due to its steep learning curve, but Musk fanbois will still defend it unto death
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(CNN)
 
 
 
The only thing stopping the Democratic Party is, well, the Democratic Party
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Family says their neighbor plays recordings of racial slurs and monkey noises. Police say nothing can be done until he plays some rap music
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(New Scientist)
 
 
 
Scientists discover exoplanet with three sunsets, still striking out on that whole warp drive thing
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(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Sean Hannity accuses General Milley of leaking and gossiping like a mean girl in high school. In other news, Sean Hannity has endorsed General Milley for president in 2024
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(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
Eat like you're in the USSR with the Soviet Diet Cookbook. Presumably, it's nothing but blank pages
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(The Takeout)
 
 
 
For once, in a chart of things by state, Alabama isn't something terribly. Seriously, I expected something like circus peanuts or candy corn
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm having an affair with my son's incredibly hot and sexy teacher. My husband is not sympathetic and has no patience, unlike my passionate lover who helped my son deal with his bullies at school. I want more from this fling. What do?
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Tue September 28, 2021
(SILive)
 
 
 
NY Yankees Aaron Judge talks about he hopes he is not the leading contender for Mets owner's Steve Cohen's payroll after the 2022 season or something like that
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(Gothamist)
 
 
 
New Yorkers Are Why New York Can't Have Nice Things, the "sanitation truck meets sidewalk dining shed" edition
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Finally something both sides agree on: cocaine
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Finally, a way to use up your leftover broccoli stems, bacon grease, and MSG
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Finally, a way to use up your leftover broccoli stems, bacon grease, and MSG
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Gov Abbottoir announces the new ERCOT board, staffed by well-respected energy industry scientists, engineers, and infrastructure experts laser-focused on........oh fark it, who am I kidding? They're all industry shills who won't change a thing
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(The Verge)
 
 
 
Google to NBCUniversal: "It'd be a real shame if something happened to your content"
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(Bon Appetit)
 
 
 
For the best most IG-ready and wine-mom party flex, use Dutch Process cocoa powder. You can find it online at $1.38 an ounce from Sur La Table, your closest artisanal merchant in Brooklyn, or Hersey's
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
That's not how it works. That's not how any of this works
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(Jezebel)
 
 
 
Grimey, forever jealous of Homer's trip to outer space, looks to one up him with lesbians in space
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(Food and Wine)
 
 
 
"Hot Cinnamon Rolls Now" NAO
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(The Register)
 
 
 
It's probably nothing, but scientists may have picked up a radio transmission that sounds like "prepare to witness the firepower of a fully armed and operational battle station"
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(Fark)
 
 
 
Summer is gone, Fall is upon us... anyone still growing anything? Come inside to discuss whether we should wind down your Fark Gardening Thread for Tuesday September 28, 2021
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Branson hospital gives employees panic buttons after assaults triple
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Mon September 27, 2021
(Live Science)
 
 
 
Why alcohol is used to preserve things. Point: have you seen Keith Richards? Counterpoint: have you seen Keith Richards
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(South China Morning Post)
 
 
 
Bad mouthingTesla online after winning fraud litigation against them? You bet that's a lawsuit
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(PBS)
 
 
 
L.A. officials: Look, I know you all were really gung-ho about this whole "defund the police" thing, but we've been thinking and had another idea you might really like. How about we just give them a lot more money, instead? Would that work for you?
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Actor Jake Gyllenhaal, on rumors that he doesn't bathe: "I've never been accused of being smelly." Sounds suspiciously like something a smelly celebrity might say
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(International Business Times)
 
 
 
Mosquitos, flooding, and gators. Here's what Brian Laundrie's life is like in the swamp
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(MSN)
 
 
 
I lost everything during the 2008 crash. I was in a slump financially and homeless. Why am I still worried?
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Companies all over America are falling over themselves to tout their commitment to employees' "self care," which makes total sense when you compare the cost of that to the cost of actually, you know, caring about them with better wages and benefits
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(Kotaku)
 
 
 
We tried Taco Bell's new chicken sandwich taco hybrid thingie so you didn't have to ... and oh good lord is it good and we hate ourselves for loving it
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Well we got a sad little thing coming up next
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark may be about to lose its favorite political "cartoonist"
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Fark may be about to lose its favorite political "cartoonist"
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Sun September 26, 2021
(The Dodo)
 
 
 
Things you find as you're rappelling down into a cave: Old beer cans, dirty underwear, someone's lost dog, broken bottles, and wait. Bark up one there
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(The Shovel (Australia))
 
 
 
Anti vaxxer shocked to discover he carries "driving passport"
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(ZDNet)
 
 
 
Masochistic journalist visits AT&T and T-Mobile stores within a half hour, notes differences. Not masochistic enough to throw in Verizon, though
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Another thing that marijuana is killing: retail and restaurant shiat jobs. Won't someone please think of the retail slave-driving employer?
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Things to experience in NYC: The lights... the action... your Airbnb is in a parked van... wait, what was that last bit??
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
C'mon, guys... Britney Spears's dad was just looking out for her He was her conservator. It's not like he bugged her bedroom or anything, right? ... Right??
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Stranger American Horror Story Things
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(WTAE)
 
 
 
Sea Eagle tires of being held captive near Steelers, makes its escape. Cue Chris and Martin Kratt saying something about "living free and in the wild"
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Sat September 25, 2021
(Texas Observer)
 
 
 
Everything's bigger in Texas. Except accountability for corruption. That's teeny tiny
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Everything's haggis if you're brave enough
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
While the Q cult stumbles as prediction after prediction falls through with no mass executions, a man with tangled Christmas lights is telling people who's REALLY behind everything
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Mining in the rainforest? What a Maroon
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
The decades-in-the-making story of how we didn't do anything about airport security, then after a crisis, overreacted with a circle jerk that didn't address airport security, leading to our current state where airport security is a joke
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(Metro)
 
 
 
"I'll never date a Tory ever again"
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(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Today in 'do something stupid, expect stupid results' news: Snake-swallower dies after viper bites his tongue on third attempt of trying to shove it down his throat (possible nsfw content on page)
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(CNN)
 
 
 
So what you're saying is this whole voter suppression thing is going to hit the R's in the head like an Acme Anvil?
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"We want to provide the support to our soldiers, and we will do everything we can to help their wish come true. We appreciate any donations to help get Sgt. Whiskers and her babies to safety." Let's give them a hand on Caturday
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
CBS News: What qualifies as an exemption for the vaccine mandate? The expert has to repeat multiple times that the answer is basically "nothing". Specifically discussed: "I believe in God" and "I have a peanut allergy" are not valid reasons
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(KY3 Springfield)
 
 
 
Something of a by-gone era is closing after 55 years. Most people under 40 probably have never been to one
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Fri September 24, 2021
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Communicating and coordinating with others was often more trouble than it was worth. Many tried to help anyway because they thought it was the polite thing to do, or because it was an avenue for social bonding in the MSNBC thread at 7pm Eastern
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(CNN)
 
 
 
It's that magical time of the year where Congress debates raising the debt ceiling, which can only mean one thing: Some idiot is going to bring that "trillion dollar coin" idea up again. So, here you go
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(Times of Israel)
 
 
 
Taliban cofounder says dismemberments, executions to return. But at least not in public this time. So that's something
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(Medium)
 
 
 
For those who feel they woke up in too good of a mood
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(Slate)
 
 
 
Time's Up was an advocacy organization founded in the wake of the #MeToo movement that promised a group run by powerful women could save the world from sexual harassment and toxic workplaces. Instead, it embraced both of those things
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(Pro Football Talk)
 
 
 
NFL Propagandist Adam Shefter realized he still had a tiny sliver of journalistic integrity remaining, promptly torches it
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(Buzzfeed News)
 
 
 
R Kelly's defense is that he's just like Martin Luther King Jr and Mike Pence, or something. What a pisser
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Thu September 23, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
On this day in 1998, outfielder Brant Brown did absolutely nothing to dispel the old notion of a "cursed" Cubs franchise in a September playoff race
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(CBC)
 
 
 
Maybe the Canadian election does change things after all
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Chocolate isn't the only thing Britain used to ration you know
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
One who has endured extraordinary penance deserves an extraordinary libation. This won't give you those weeks back. But it will help you forget everything about it in the MSNBC thread for 7pm Eastern
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
TV writer says there has been nothing comparably as good since The Sopranos and The Wire. What would you say to him?
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Oh nothing, just Rep. Sean Casten teaming up with Dolly Parton to end Hot FERC Summer
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(Onion AV Club)
 
 
 
Why we don't have this nice thing
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(Marketwatch)
 
 
 
All this soft wood won't last - things will again be going up soon
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(Sci Tech Daily)
 
 
 
In latest bid to get people to wear things over their noses and mouths, scientists create winged microchips the size of grains of sand. Your choice, mask or microchip
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Wed September 22, 2021
(Daily Kos)
 
 
 
Every node of this supply chain is maxed out. This is why we literally can't have nice things
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Maybe try something a little less impossible like walking through mountains, getting the Brantisvogan Civil Service to acknowledge a change of address card, or learn to fly?
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(ABC7Amarillo)
 
 
 
Styrofoam shortage impacting restaurants, as apparently there's nothing else to make a take-out cup out of
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
8 important questions to ask before buying a home. And remember, anything below 30 cubic feet wasn't really a full-sized refrigerator, so those boxes will be tighter on total living space
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(NBC Sports)
 
 
 
"Jimmy Garoppolo is in Brady's shoes. Or more recently, Aaron Rodgers'." Clearly it's time to fire the equipment manager
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Every accusation is an admission, Tom Brady edition
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(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Let's check in on how that whole Bitcoin thing is going in El Salvador... Oh my
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(National Institutes of Health)
 
 
 
Subby found this article on "foot orgasm syndrome" while searching for something unrelated and wanted to share
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(Vice)
 
 
 
Don't want to freak anyone out or anything but a key warning sign that is a prelude to a mass extinction event is on the rise. Sleep well
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(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Having nothing better to do, 60-year-old Suriname Vice President Ronnie Brunswijk played in an official soccer game. His supporters were yelling "you're not helping"... after the 6 - 0 shellacking his team experienced
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(Mational Day Calendar)
 
 
 
Today is National Hobbit Day, so take off your shoes, find something that comes in pints, and put some weed in your pipe
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(Palm Beach Post)
 
 
 
"Hounds & Heroes did things differently than other places," Laney said. "For one thing, they had five or six dogs available, & they let the dog pick you. It creates a much better bond." We welcome them & their greyhounds to Woofday Wetnose Wednesday
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(The Markup)
 
 
 
Facebook rolls out newsfeed change that blocks watchdogs from gathering data, which is totally what not-shady companies do when they have nothing to hide
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(AsiaOne)
 
 
 
Netflix in talks to acquire works of beloved children's author Roald Dahl outright. Disney+, HBO Max, and Apple TV, you get NOTHING
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(Courier Herald)
 
Weeners
 
Small town newspaper tries to stay relevant with today's readers but might be stretching things a tad too much
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Tue September 21, 2021
(Twitter)
 
 
 
I used to be an anti-vaxxer, but... I've seen things
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
CanCruz gets Twitter fingers to complain about something in a bill he was never going to vote for to begin with
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(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Something to lift your spirits: Four young men help get an elderly woman home after her mobility scooter breaks down in a rainstorm
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(Scientific American)
 
 
 
Science: getting to the bottom of things
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(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Looking for something new to dip in your 55-gallon barrel of mayo? Try a pile of fried shredded cheese
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(Fox 5 New York)
 
 
 
Profanity-laced resignation over PA system at Walmart just might be the best thing ever
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
In today's cautionary tale of Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely, it looks like Zuckerbucks is about to go through some things. (Thread)
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(WBRZ Baton Rouge)
 
 
 
Fire at New Orleans Superdome, marking the first time since 2009 anything has been on fire there
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(Salon)
 
 
 
White House "Reporter" for Christian website that doesn't actually publish anything is extremely butthurt that he no longer has unlimited access to barge into Jen Psaki's office whenever he feels like it
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(ESPN)
 
 
 
The TB Brady's are the best, the NY Jests are the worst. This is your Week 3 NFL Power Rankings thread: Your team is too damn something edition
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(Glamour Magazine)
 
 
 
Where Gwyneth Paltrow gets her favorite fries. You might wanna limber up for this first
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(Medpage Today)
 
 
 
Doctor Who Told Patients Face Masks Cause Carbon Dioxide Poisoning Then Loses License. I can't believe Doctor Who would ever do something like that
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(Vanity Fair)
 
 
 
If Mississippi were a country, it would have the second-worst Covid deaths per capita rate in the world. In response Mississippi Gov. Tate "rsalad" Reeves introduces a bold plan to do...absolutely nothing about that
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(Today)
 
 
 
Boris Johnson: "But what I will say about Joe Biden and dealing with the new American president, yes, it is a breath of fresh air in the sense of the some things on which we can really really work together"
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(Venture Beat)
 
 
 
It's like Magic: The Gathering, only there are soccer players instead of spells, and NFTs instead of cards. Or something like that
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Texas AG will sue Biden over LGBTQ protections because they "harm children and women." How do they do these things? He has no idea
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(WLWT)
 
 
 
Ohio considers using National Guard to drive school buses, apparently forgetting the National Guard's rich history of interacting with students in Ohio
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(Popular Science)
 
 
 
Sun-like stars eat planets surprisingly often, just in case you didn't already have enough things to worry about
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(Vox)
 
 
 
How do you get your resume past the robot reviewers?
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(Boston.com)
 
 
 
If you burn with hatred for humanity, but still want coffee and donuts, Dunkin has just the thing for you
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Mon September 20, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
Dr. Alain Braid: "Yeah, I performed an abortion that violates the Texas Gilead law. So sue me." You can imagine where it goes from here
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