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Tue March 21, 2023       Thanks to the way COLA is calculated, old people are going to be dreaming of the days they were able to afford wet cat food as they subsist on a single meal of dry cat food per day source: cnbc.com   |   share: 92   Mon March 20, 2023       Tonight on RAW: Roman comes to talk about Cody & WrestleMania. Montez has a bone to pick with Theory. Logan Paul hosts his Dollar General version of "Miz TV" & can Asuka not to break her mist pack early this time? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 230         K-pop star wore QAnon shirt live on music stage, likely because stylist saw red-white-and-blue flag tee in store and immediately thought "American" source: indy100.com   |   share: 21   Mon March 13, 2023       Make juicer turkey burgers... then throw that disgusting thing away and get yourself a BURGER source: bonappetit.com   |   share: 24   Sat March 11, 2023       You can't fix stupid, but you sorta maybe can fix ignorant using science source: rawstory.com   |   share: 10   Fri March 10, 2023       The Gallant Administration asked Twitter to remove inaccurate information about the Covid vaccine. The Goofus Administration asked Twitter to remove accurate information about Goofus' whiny personality source: mediaite.com   |   share: 24         Did Americans became stupider at a frightening rate? You be Mike Judge source: phys.org   |   share: 80         Bandit and Chilli Heeler, part of the 1% source: 7news.com.au   |   share: 30   Thu March 09, 2023       If Ewing Theory is correct, Georgetown will win the NCAA championship next year source: espn.com   |   share: 10   Wed March 08, 2023       What is this? A rainstorm... of WORMS? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 8         What is this? A rainstorm... of WORMS? (possible nsfw content on page) source: dailystar.co.uk   |   share: 8         Would you still love the moon if it was a worm? source: futurism.com   |   share: 17   Tue March 07, 2023       New Jan. 6 surveillance footage shows Capitol police escorting be-horned 'QAnon Shaman' straight to the Senate floor for riot role source: nypost.com   |   share: 214   Mon March 06, 2023       Are you prepared to literally laugh your ass off? Kari Lake says that she can't be Trump's VP, because she's too busy with her current position as governor of Arizona source: mediaite.com   |   share: 76         Steven Spielberg tries to retcon the ET's in the galactic senate out of the Star Wars canon source: torontosun.com   |   share: 19   Sun March 05, 2023       JSDF adds YouTube pranksters to its enemies list, uploads video of drill showing how they defend bases from these pesky invaders. "It's not clear if the training scenario was constructed under the theory that terrorists might pose as YouTubers" source: soranews24.com   |   share: 13   Fri March 03, 2023       Five Friday Night hockey contests for you on Trade Deadline Day. Top matchups include Jets-Oilers and Devils-Knights. How did your team do at the trade deadline? The trade deadline is at 3:00 PM ET and the first games are at 7:00 PM source: espn.com   |   share: 11   (Some Guy)       "Most disturbing website on Internet"? I wouldn't know source: unilad.com   |   share: 33         SCOTUS requests new legal briefs on bonkers independent state legislature fantasy even though the plaintiff no longer has standing source: talkingpointsmemo.com   |   share: 67   Wed March 01, 2023 (Some Guy)       As foretold during an animated conversation on a pullout couch in an Iowa garage after a session with the gravity bong one warm August night in 1990, Ric Flair teams up with Mike Tyson to sell weed products for erectile disfunction source: marca.com   |   share: 6         Tennessee pastor says he has inside info showing that schools are 'hiring witches at an alarming rate' source: deadstate.org   |   share: 214         Don't fret Farkers, we're safe. Alex Jones knows who 'Q' but he's not telling source: dailyboulder.com   |   share: 87         Description of Tucker Carlson on the Daily Show made subby spit through their nose source: yahoo.com   |   share: 98         When your election-based conspiracy theory is too extreme even for the lady who hired the "Cyberninjas" source: msn.com   |   share: 25   Tue February 28, 2023       Author who coined the term 'metaverse' calls AI-generated content boring, demands people stop trying to make his dystopias real source: msn.com   |   share: 26   Mon February 27, 2023       The marketing campaign for "Cocaine Bear" is getting a little out of hand source: msn.com   |   share: 5   Sat February 25, 2023       It's All FAKE. The Dead Internet Theory. (But enough about Fark....) source: youtube.com   |   share: 45         More Big Bangs could be in the future for the universe, at your mom's place source: futurism.com   |   share: 26   Fri February 24, 2023       Curt Schilling: Was it over when the Germans bombed Pianosa? source: mediaite.com   |   share: 56   Thu February 23, 2023       Oh, you wanted a physical copy of Metroid Prime Remastered? You're going to be waiting quite a while source: kotaku.com   |   share: 40         Cardiologists share the one food they never (or rarely) eat. Oatmeal, right. I bet it's oatmeal source: huffpost.com   |   share: 57   Mon February 20, 2023       Tonight on RAW: the fallout from Elimination Chamber. Edge accepts Theory's U.S. title open challenge. Ali faces Dolph for R-E-S-P-E-C-T. Really? He's talented but no Aretha Franklin. Plus, Bianca & Asuka all starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 185   Sat February 18, 2023       Tonight is WWE Elimination Chamber: Can Roman overcome Sami & all of Montreal to retain the Universal title? Wil Theory survivor the Chamber & keep his U.S. Title? Grit Couple or Finn & Rhea? Lashley or Lesner? It all starts at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com   |   share: 908   Tue February 14, 2023 (The Daily Montanan)       "I think the goal of this bill was to slow down the firehose of information to the younger and younger children," says home-schooled Montana legislator whose bill died after he was schooled by horde of junior-high students in Senate committee hearing source: dailymontanan.com   |   share: 77   Mon February 13, 2023       Hubble telescope captures evidence of spokes across Saturn's rings. No indication yet of baseball cards source: cnn.com   |   share: 3   Sun February 12, 2023       Trump loses 2020 presidential election. Again source: yahoo.com   |   share: 71   Thu February 09, 2023       What's the dumbest conspiracy theory you can imagine? Nope, try again. No, not that. Okay, pour yourself a scotch and Pepto-Bismol and watch this source: youtube.com   |   share: 36         Adam Neumann says that renters at Flow properties will gain a sense of ownership by plunging their toilets source: businessinsider.com   |   share: 27   Wed February 08, 2023       El Paso Walmart shooter pleads guilty to believing in Tucker Replacement Theory source: news.yahoo.com   |   share: 77         The Earth is indeed not flat; but it is a Milky Way bar source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 8   (Some Guy)       Well King, looks like Ohio has this match in the bag *glass shattering* Bah god, that's Montana's music source: mtpr.org   |   share: 129   (Some Guy)       Well King, looks like Ohio has this match in the bag *glass shattering* Bah god, that's Montana's music source: mtpr.org   |   share: 129   Mon February 06, 2023       We're in a pistachio moment, because it's like being used in everything right now source: eater.com   |   share: 17         Facebook defeats FTC. At this rate, it's only a matter of time before Meta acquires the FTC itself source: gizmodo.com   |   share: 10         Scientists implement bad 1950s movie cliché source: theguardian.com   |   share: 19   Fri February 03, 2023       Something new for DeSantis to ban: critical brain theory source: quantamagazine.org   |   share: 30       AOC has had enough of the GOP's shiat source: thedailybeast.com   |   share: 276   Wed February 01, 2023       Bankman-Fried sure did give a lot of dark money to Democrats. Well, Democrats who vote like Republicans, anyway source: thenation.com   |   share: 106   Sat January 28, 2023       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 29, is doctrinaire, as in: The dermatogolist was an expert on leg hair removal, so we called him Doctrinaire source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 14   Fri January 27, 2023       The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 27 is wangle, as in He wasn't wearing any pants so certain parts were left to wangle source: merriam-webster.com   |   share: 10         Apparently tech firms are laying off workers because...other tech firms are laying off workers source: theverge.com   |   share: 38   Wed January 25, 2023       Police recover deflated football once handled by Tom Brady and Drew Bledsoe. Man, this conspiracy goes way back source: masslive.com   |   share: 7         Put your wild side on public display with these jewelry pieces 3D-printed directly from chaos theory principles source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 9   Tue January 24, 2023       Anti-vax conspiracy theorists believe that Damar Hamlin died liberating Cardassia from the Dominion, and that the NFL has replaced him with a Changeling source: msn.com   |   share: 75   Mon January 23, 2023       Tonight WWE RAW celebrates 30 years on TV: Becky faces Bayley in a steel cage, Theory defends his U.S. title vs Lashley. The Bloodline put Sami "on trial". What legends will show up? I'm hoping for Shockmaster & The Yeti. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 335         Worried that your partner's about to dump you? Did they gift you a pair of shoes recently? You may want to use them to walk on outta here source: slate.com   |   share: 15   Thu January 19, 2023       In a world where science keeps learning more and more, will philosophy and religion ever become useless and obsolete? Perhaps it is already source: bigthink.com   |   share: 27   Wed January 18, 2023       Peter Thiel says Brits' love for the NHS is akin to Stockholm Syndrome, claims the free market is needed to "fix" it. Oh, and of course, he'll also profit handsomely as a result source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 117   Tue January 17, 2023       Doesn't matter, had sex on Channel 4 source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 17         Two Chinese physicists figure out how to reduce the nasty integrals of Richard Feynman to mere linear algebra. Theorists can now make more precise predictions from quantum field theory source: science.org   |   share: 16   Mon January 16, 2023       Scientists use a FRIGGEN laser beam to guide a lightning bolt. Sharks excited for use on those six fish in particular source: yahoo.com   |   share: 23   Sat January 14, 2023       Anytime you want to test that theory, I volunteer to hold the money for you source: finance.yahoo.com   |   share: 10   Thu January 12, 2023       Old Man, take a look at my life. Not a lot like you were source: phys.org   |   share: 7   Wed January 11, 2023       Humpty Dumpty is not an egg? This is shattering news source: dailyrecord.co.uk   |   share: 14   Tue January 10, 2023       Old and busted: Fauci ouchie to improve 5G reception. New hotness: human antennas to improve 6G reception source: iflscience.com   |   share: 15   Mon January 09, 2023       Tonight on RAW: Alexa is scheduled to explain her behavior toward Bianca. No matter what, I don't Bo-lieve her. Theory outlines what's next for the U.S. title. Will The Bloodline try to hijack another show? Tune in at 8 PM ET on USA to find out source: wwe.com   |   share: 222   Sun January 08, 2023       Sorry nutters, all these weird sightings of animals moving in circles are not proof of any wild conspiracy theory. Wrap some more tinfoil around your heads ... in circles source: observers.france24.com   |   share: 43   Sat January 07, 2023       Neuroscientist thinks that T-Rex may have had the brain capacity of a baboon and could have rivaled humans in time. The Voth nod approvingly source: iflscience.com   |   share: 25   Fri January 06, 2023       Buick sales are crashing source: thedrive.com   |   share: 85   Wed January 04, 2023       Developer who spent years working to make untraceable currency upset that FBI respects his work source: arstechnica.com   |   share: 33         What qualifies as an SUV under the new EV tax credit rules: 1) 7 passengers, 2) sufficient ground clearance, 3) weight over 6000 lbs source: jalopnik.com   |   share: 48   Tue January 03, 2023       Germany may soon try its luck with horseshoe theory source: theguardian.com   |   share: 131         By far the dumbest fan theory I've ever heard. 'Nuff said source: digitalspy.com   |   share: 23         As the song goes, "Does anybody know what time it is"? A time crystal might help source: iflscience.com   |   share: 14   Mon January 02, 2023       It's a new year but the same old RAW: Tonight, Seth attempts to pry the U.S. title from Theory's hands. Hopefully, he doesn't add two more words to that. Bianca defends her title vs Alexa. Will Uncle Howdy help Alexa win? Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 183         Newt Gingrich rejects John Calhoun's concurrent majority theory source: mediaite.com   |   share: 53   Sat December 31, 2022       My Mummy says source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 46   Fri December 30, 2022       Every American in the 40's - "This is the best thing since sliced bread". WWII - "Yeah, about that" source: wearethemighty.com   |   share: 27         Freshly owned and arrested Andrew Tate comes up with some sort of conspiracy theory that he's in the Matrix source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 117   Wed December 28, 2022       Go fish, you dogs source: nationaldaycalendar.com   |   share: 2   Fri December 23, 2022       According to Hope Hicks, even Trump thought that SIdney Powell's "The Ghost of Hugo Chavez Stole the electiion" theory "sounded pretty nuts"...which did nothing to stop him from promoting it in social media and fund-raising off of it source: mediaite.com   |   share: 38   Thu December 22, 2022       Seal found after wandering on a road, muttering something about how suit nipples ruined his great song Kiss From A Rose source: upi.com   |   share: 13   Tue December 20, 2022       We may have found Krypton source: iflscience.com   |   share: 12   Sun December 18, 2022       Theoretical physicist claims laws of physics don't actually exist. Subby now doubts theoretical physicists exist and is therefore going to ignore this silly notion source: bgr.com   |   share: 58   Sat December 17, 2022       The NHL is considering expanding to 84 games. This is a warning, not a guide source: espn.com   |   share: 25   Thu December 15, 2022       Microsoft bans crypto mining from its cloud, changes the rules a good bit source: theregister.com   |   share: 7       Theme of Farktography Contest No. 919: "String Theory". Details and rules in first post. LGT next week's theme source: farktography.com   |   share: 32   Wed December 14, 2022       Sorry, antivaxxer, part 2 source: vice.com   |   share: 40   Mon December 12, 2022       Coroner rules that man chose to commit suicide by tipping himself out of his mobility scooter into a lagoon of liquid cow shiat... because, given the choice, that is how most of us picture a peaceful, dignified death source: bbc.co.uk   |   share: 20         Tonight on RAW: Seth and Bobby try to wreck each other for a chance at Theory's U.S. title. Meanwhile, Alexa & Bayley do the same for a shot at Bianca's RAW belt. Plus, can Candice Wrestling take out a genius? Find out starting at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 170         If you voted Republican because you hoped a GOP House majority would help you with your food and heating bill, the opioid crisis in your hometown, or the status of your kids in school, I have bad news for you... predictable, but bad source: mediaite.com   |   share: 106         $882,000 for the signature of Charles Darwin? Lucky stiff source: bbc.com   |   share: 2   Fri December 09, 2022       France to provide free birth control to everyone under 25. You know, in case Leo DiCaprio decides to visit source: france24.com   |   share: 32   Wed December 07, 2022 (Some Guy)       Days Gone director blames game's poor reviews on "woke" reviewers. Oh, and all the bugs source: videogameschronicle.com   |   share: 36   (Some Guy)       So long, ʻOumuamua. I feel we hardly got to know you source: spaceexplored.com   |   share: 18   Tue December 06, 2022       "Well, duh," as Garfield said source: futurity.org   |   share: 5   Mon December 05, 2022       Tonight on RAW: Elias & Riddle take on the Usos for the tag titles. JBL hosts a high stakes poker tourney. Could someone take it TO THE MOON? Also Seth continues to be a thorn in Theory's side, raid BECKS closet. The fun starts at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 243   Thu December 01, 2022       Arizona judge to Cochise County: Knock off the conspiracy theory BS and certify the election results TODAY source: twitter.com   |   share: 71         Headline: Apple might owe you money for your MacBook's butterfly keyboard Reality: good luck with that source: lifehacker.com   |   share: 8         When it comes to Disney films opening on Thanksgiving ,"that overall fukn attendance was down 53 percent from 2019.' Wow, someone sounds angry source: advocate.com   |   share: 81   Tue November 29, 2022       Yertle denounces Trump's visit with neo-Nazi, Nick Fuentes. Kinda. Sorta. He didn't give specific names but he did hint that perhaps that sort of thing is, in theory, maybe not so good source: twitter.com   |   share: 70   Mon November 28, 2022       Tonight on RAW: Dexter battles Miz for a WWE contract. Theory brags how he overcame the odds to fall on Seth for the U.S. Title. Bianca looks for a new #1 contender. How will The Judgement Day deal with Finn's loss to A.J. Find out at 8 PM ET on USA source: wwe.com   |   share: 247         They would have gotten away with it if it weren't for those meddling scientists source: sciencealert.com   |   share: 7   Sat November 26, 2022       Tonight WWE presents Survivor Series: Wargames - Will the Bloodline outlast Team Brutes? Does Team Bianca or Team Damage Ctrl win? Can Seth retain vs Theory vs Lashley? AJ or Finn? Ronda or Shotzi for SD women's champ? Find out at 8 PM ET on Peacock source: wwe.com   |   share: 438   Fri November 25, 2022       King Charles has Queen's red box restored for his personal use. So that's how it is in their family source: metro.co.uk   |   share: 21   Thu November 24, 2022       The important thing is to have it on your belt, not your feet source: kagstv.com   |   share: 32         "A show with a truly preposterous theory ... seems to exist solely for conspiracy theorists. Why has this been allowed?" Why indeed, Fark, why? No, seriously, why? source: theguardian.com   |   share: 84         What favorite dishes for Thanksgiving, folks? Dressings, desserts, smoked gator, casseroles, plenty of sides like ... Wait, what the Fark? source: whnt.com   |   share: 31

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