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Mon July 13, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Larry Hogan (R) suggests GOP should become "bigger tent party". Subby not sure if he is just talking generally about fitting all the crazy in, or if he thinks about another extension to the far-right corner
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Fri July 10, 2020
(Military.com)
 
 
 
Confederate monument at Arlington should have an African American woman screaming "States Rights" and an African American man following his owner off to war saying "You are fighting for my future too, good sir"
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Thu July 09, 2020
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Woodrow Wilson was so much worse than you think
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Gov. DeSantis (R-oFL) takes his personal beef with former aide Susie Wiles, who is advising the RNC Convention in Jacksonville on Trump's behalf, to the next level: warning his donors not to fund their party's own...party
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Wed July 08, 2020
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
TIL: Neil Young is married to Daryl Hannah. Also: He's got a song Trump can use
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(ABC News)
 
 
 
Trump plans to have statues at his future rallies. No word on which dictators will be represented
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(AP News)
 
 
 
Slowly I turned, inch by inch
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Mon July 06, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Judd Dregg (R) warns of socialist takeover through a coup should Biden be elected. As subby likes to say: If you want to build a straw-man you have to grasp for straws
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
If Trump's Mount Rushmore hate speech sounded familiar, it's because a majority of the alt-right white supremacist talking points were taken directly from Tucker Carlson
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Sun July 05, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Sooo, who's about to become the next FDA commissioner: Ivanka, the My Pillow guy, or that doughy gun-waving couple from St. Louis?
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Fri July 03, 2020
(Rappahannock News)
 
 
 
If you have a hankering for some delicious tears this morning, here's an article crying over racist statues' removal that will make your heart sing. Bonus: Written by Ben Jones, the 1-term congressman who used to play Cooter on "The Dukes of Hazzard"
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Mount Rushmore is on land stolen from Native Americans, according to The New York Times, which is also built on land stolen from Native Americans
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Tue June 30, 2020
(Popular Mechanics)
 
 
 
If you know anything about military UFO's, tell congress, because they would really like to know too
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Wire)
 
 
 
So, let me get this straight. You tried to intimidate Jeff Bezos with a guillotine. The man who posted his own nude pics to defeat a blackmailer? The richest man man in the world? A man who went from selling books to selling everything? Good luck
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Hey, since we're on this Navy vessel and the world is on fire, how about we just not head into port? Fark: going on 23 weeks now
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Thu June 25, 2020
(Argus Leader)
 
 
 
Republicans have found their new ACORN
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
There's no reason that we should be scourged by participation trophies
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Mon June 22, 2020
(The Advocate)
 
 
 
Log Cabin Republicans in 2016: We don't endorse Trump and the 2016 GOP platform is the most anti-LGBTQ platform in its history. In 2020: Trump's cool and Biden's a tool
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Controversial Theodore Roosevelt statue to be removed from American Museum of Natural History's front steps in NYC. No word yet if the inside statues will revolt
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
This may make your head arseplode, but here's a bill that Bernie Sanders, Elizabeth Warren, Mitch McConnell, and Donald Trump all support
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy upholds the coronavirus firing of Capt. Brett Crozier out of a cannon, broadsides be damned
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(NJ.com)
 
 
 
Camden, NJ turns its lonely eyes to Woodrow Wilson
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Thu June 18, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Thursday. Raise a glass to celebrate the DACA win at SCOTUS during the MSNBC primetime thread, starting at 8PM Eastern
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Tue June 16, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Tuesday. Time for tacos, tostadas and tequila. Oh, and the MSNBC Primetime thread, which starts at 8 PM Eastern
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(Indy100)
 
 
 
If you EVER needed a reason not to trust White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany, she claimed in 2012 that Dominos was better than any NYC pizza
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Two vulnerable GOP senators now staunch conservationists. This being an election year kind of has a lot to do with it
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump better worry about the video of him trying to drink water because the press won't protect him like they did with Roosevelt's polio or Kennedy's urinary tract infections
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Fri June 12, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Trump's attitude about the Covid-19 virus: if we all just pretend it isn't here, it will go away
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Tue June 09, 2020
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Jim Acosta says for Trump to give an empathetic speech on racial injustice, it will require a suspension of belief and an out-of-body experience
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump gets the 2016 White Fright team back together for 2020
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Fri June 05, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Apparently the mood at the White House was lighthearted and jolly before today?
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
This whole Trump thing might end up being a self-correcting problem after all
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(Independent)
 
 
 
Trump, who has had six bankruptcies and flushed the best economy since the end of WWII down the toilet, has the gall to call Obama incompetent: "He was an incompetent president. That's all I can say. Grossly incompetent"
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Sat May 16, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Oh, not this shiat again
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Fri May 15, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
Is cheap meat really an "essential" American right?
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Thu May 14, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
There's always that ONE GUY
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(C-SPAN)
 
 
 
Trump finally gets his rally. Live from Allentown, PA distribution center
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Tue May 12, 2020
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
♩ "And we're living here in Allentown. ♩ And a visit from a big orange clown. ♩ Wants us to open and let people die..♩..Don't ask why..♩..COVID's a lie. ♩ Now we're dying here in Allentown" ♩
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(The New Civil Rights Movement)
 
 
 
Flu Klux Klan protesters threatening Governor Whitmer with assassination
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(Eurogamer)
 
 
 
Civilization VI is getting eight new civs (including Simon Bolivar's Gran Columbia, a first for the series), along with a number of other additional features in a series of expansions over the next year
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Sun May 10, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
Greenhorn Chief of his Staff Mark Meadows learns that he must bow to Jared Kushner, the unelected shadow POTUS
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Tue May 05, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
If it's a day ending in 'y', it must be another inspector general ousted by Trump administration
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
We tried to warn you that messing around with illegal drugs will get you sick but you didn't listen, Kidd
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Thu April 30, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
A group of mariners are suing the US Navy over what they say are overly harsh quarantine orders. Not sure why they're bothering, it's unlikely MLB is going to have a season this year anyway
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Wed April 29, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
The Navy says it's expanding the probe into the USS Roosevelt and its captain, but what it's really doing is moving the goalpiers
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(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
14 day asymptomatic contagion period for COVID-19? LOL, no. How about a month? Does a month work for you?
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Sun April 26, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Captain Crozier's reinstatement is now bogged down with the top brass at the Pentagon. Enjoy your retirement, Captain
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
By the time he arrives at work, Trump "has been up as early as 5 a.m. watching Fox News, then CNN, with a dollop of MSNBC thrown in for rage viewing"
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
US Navy: You know, the USS Theodore Roosevelt needs a new skipper. How about that Captain Crozier fellow? He seems bright and capable
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Thu April 23, 2020
(CBS 46 Atlanta)
 
 
 
Brian "Leeroy Jenkins" Kemp response to the White House: LEEROOOOOY JENKKIIIINNSS
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(Politico)
 
 
 
Trump: "Georgia shouldn't reopen now." GOP Rep. Doug Collins: "Georgia shouldn't reopen now." Trump: "A moth is a kind of dinosaur." Collins: "A moth is a kind of dinosaur"
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Wed April 22, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Hope none of America's enemies have robust, healthy naval forces, because we currently don't
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Mon April 20, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Stock selling senator decides her strategy is to wrap a rope around her neck and to tie it to the sinking ship that is Donald Trump
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Fri April 17, 2020
(NWA Homepage)
 
 
 
Navy identifies first victim of its poor decision making on the USS Theodore Roosevelt
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(MSN)
 
 
 
Navy tests the entire crew of the USS Roosevelt and discovers that either the coronavirus test gives out a lot of false positives or there are way, way more asymptomatic cases than previously known
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Turns out the former Navy Secretary may have been lying just a wee little bit about how many people the fired carrier captain sent his memo to
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy may do what's right and reinstate hero Capt. Crozier to the command of carrier Roosevelt
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Her Empress Ivanka cannot be bothered to abide by personal travel restrictions put in place for the unwashed hordes
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Keloland)
 
 
 
After becoming second largest hot-spot in the US, Palin of the Plains still refuses to order shelter-in-place claiming she's using science, facts, and data. No, I'm being serious, she said that
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(The Philadelphia Inquirer)
 
 
 
April 6, South Dakota's governor: No need for stay-at-home orders, that's just "herd mentality." April 13, South hot spot's governor: "Moooooo moo moooooo"
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Mon April 13, 2020
(US Naval Institute)
 
 
 
Navy will keep an aircraft carrier at sea so that the crew stays healthy and combat-ready. Hey, a U.S. Navy ship that has been isolated from a pandemic as the world dissolves into chaos sounds like it would make a good TV series
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Coronavirus has the world locked down so China decides now is the time to put an aircraft carrier into disputed waters, and decides might as well take a jab at the U.S. Navy too
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Sailor aboard USS Theodore Roosevelt dies of coronavirus
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
US Navy evacuates over 80% of USS Theodore Roosevelt crew as nearly 600 carrier sailors test positive for coronavirus. I guess Capt. Crozier may have been right after all
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Sat April 11, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
No one could have ever predicted that the boss of the Navy firing the captain of a ship for trying to save the lives of his crew, then calling the captain stupid and reprimanding the crew for liking him, might cause a minor morale problem
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Fri April 10, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Three of the United States' aircraft carriers now have crew members infected with COVID-19, which means that if you add up all the other nations' currently active aircraft carriers, we're outnumbered 11 to 9. They're gonna invade us, aren't they?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
When Capt. Crozier sent a letter last week warning the Navy brass that Coronavirus was going to run rampant on his ship the USS Roosevelt without help, 3 cases had become 100 in a week, now there are 416 confirmed cases and 1,000 tests still pending
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Thu April 09, 2020
(American Military News)
 
 
 
4th carrier hit with coronavirus. Time to watch Midway
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
243K flight Navy Secretary took to Guam just to go jerk store on the Roosevelt crew in hindsight isn't looking too brilliant, wonder who signed for that debacle
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Wed April 08, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
French aircraft carrier Charles De Gaulle surrenders to Coronavirus. This is a nice change of pace from the mechanical breakdowns that usually send it back to port early
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(CNN)
 
 
 
"Chaos rocks Trump White House on virus' most tragic day" is probably going to be an evergreen headline for some weeks
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Tue April 07, 2020
(Foreign Policy)
 
 
 
Navy Sec. Modly's apology to Captain Crozier and the Roosevelt crew came less from a change of heart on his part and more from a direct order from the Secretary of Defense
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(The Drive)
 
 
 
President Trump now says he will personally look into the firing of Captain Crozier for the captain's COVID-19 email. With the president's track record, clearly the situation is now well in hand and this story won't get any stupider or stranger
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(Defense News)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy Thomas Modly issues sincere "I'm sorry if you were offended" faux-pology as he senses impending Full Support™ of the Commander in Chief
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Week)
 
 
 
Look at the election of 1920 after the 1918 Spanish flu pandemic to see what the 2020 election may be like
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(Task and Purpose)
 
 
 
Audio of the stupid and naive Acting Secretary of the Navy complaining about a CO being too stupid and naive to prevent a leak has now been leaked
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Acting Secretary of the Navy gives speech to the sailors aboard the USS Theodore Roosevelt in which he states that Captain Crozier was stupid for trying to save them from a Democratic hoax
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Fired commander of USS Theodore Roosevelt tests positive for COVID-19. In other news: Defense secretary Esper defends decision to have him fired, citing the high standards in this administration: "We hold leaders accountable for their actions"
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Capt. Brett Crozier, who was fired for raising the alarm about Covid-19 spreading around his ship, has tested positive for the virus
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Sat April 04, 2020
(Reuters)
 
 
 
"On second thought, maybe we were a tad bit hasty in how we dealt with Captain Crozier. Hmm... how can we save a little face here?"
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Fri April 03, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Sen. Kelly Loeffler gets the best stock tips, Part 3. She dumped her airline stocks a day before Trump's travel ban
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Senate Republicans are making sure to focus on what really matters
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Captain Brett Crosier cheered as he walks the plank from the USS Theodore Roosevelt for the last time (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 02, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Ask for help to save the crew on your aircraft carrier from COVID-19? You're fired
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Wed April 01, 2020
(The Hill)
 
NewsFlash
 
Seamen to be released
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(PBS)
 
 
 
U.S. Navy to the crew of the USS Theodore Roosevelt: we need you to go ahead and stay on that boat
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The few, the proud, the infected
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Tue March 31, 2020
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Take-Out Tuesday is in effect. So, grab a bite and a beverage from your favorite local place, then sit back and talk about it in the MSNBC Primetime thread, starting at 8 PM Eastern
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Acting like the world's biggest cruise ship, the Aircraft Carrier USS Teddy Roosevelt has gone from having three sailors who tested positive for Coronavirus, to over 100 actually sick with the disease in less than a week, and it's getting worse
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Old & stale: cruise ships harboring coronavirus. New hotness: Carrier USS Theodore Roosevelt harboring coronavirus, 5000+ seamen samples to be tested
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Wed March 25, 2020
(National Review)
 
 
 
Draft Cuomo movement building among Democrats not happy with that old guy babbling on from his basement about coronavirus
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Mon March 23, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
It's starting to look like while Trump does enjoy referring to himself as a "wartime president," he doesn't actually enjoy acting like one
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Sun March 22, 2020
(AlterNet)
 
 
 
Andrew Cuomo "hijacked the news cycle" from Trump
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Fri March 20, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Anti-Trump Republicans release an ad documenting the obvious
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
GOP hack: "Blame me - and all the other Republicans who aided and abetted and, yes, benefited from protecting a political party that has become dangerous to America. Some of us knew better. But we built this moment. And then we looked the other way"
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Tue March 17, 2020
(Independent)
 
 
 
You knew it was only a matter of time before someone found the video of Trump talking about how he was cutting the pandemic team
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