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Mon March 20, 2023
(Major League Baseball)
 
  
 
 Mexico has pulled off some surprising upsets to get here while Japan has been utterly dominant the whole way, but only one of them can face Team USA in tomorrow's final. It's the 2nd semifinal of the World Baseball Classic, live on FS1, 7 pm ET
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Fri March 17, 2023
(TwinCities.com)
 
  
 
 Archbishop says it's cool for Catholics to eat meat this Friday since it's St. Patrick's Day, swears they're not making the whole religion thing up as they go along
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Tue March 14, 2023
(Sporting News)
 
  
 
 Josh McDaniels wants the whole set
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(AsiaOne)
 
  
 
 Traditionally, if your dad caught you smoking, he'd make you smoke the whole packet as punishment
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Mon March 13, 2023
(Talking Points Memo)
 
  
 
 Bible-based AI chatbot is surprisingly woke, suggesting that unlike many religious leaders, it read the whole thing
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Sun March 12, 2023
(CBS Sports)
 
  
 
 Who will be selected for the NCAA Tournament? Will your team make the cut or be left out? Do you think the whole selection process is fair? The NCAA Tournament selection special is at 6:00 PM EDT on CBS. March Madness is upon us
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Thu March 09, 2023
(The Verge)
 
  
 
 Oil companies: "We made some clean gasoline. We good now on the whole climate change thing?"
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Wed March 08, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 The job market for 6-year-old hitmen has just exploded. Tag is for the whole situation
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Tue March 07, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Apparently, the whole "you can do anything in international waters" thing is pure bunk as the FBI is investigating the suspicious death of a passenger on a cruise ship bound for the Bahamas. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have monkey knife fight to cancel
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Sat March 04, 2023
(Yahoo)
 
  
 
 What if, like...we had a phone for a house that wasn't anyone's specific phone, but was for the whole family? Not one that you take with you, but one that just stays in the house in case someone calls. What a great idea
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Wed February 22, 2023
(Bandcamp)
 
  
 
 Feel good Black Metal for the whole family to enjoy
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Mon February 20, 2023
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 United's new family seating policy helps customers, helps competitors, and makes it easier to drag the whole family out together
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Sat February 11, 2023
(Ultimate Classic Rock)
 
  
 
 That time when Joe Perry *cough cough* "acquired" one of Jeff Beck's stompboxes in the early 70s, but repaid the debt in 2009 (giving Beck a mythical Klon Centaur pedal)
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Thu February 09, 2023
(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Egg Prices have collapsed on the wholesale market tumbling to about $2.20/dz butyou still be paying $6/dz at the supermarket because *checks notes* ...reasons
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Tue February 07, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 Former vice-chair of the DC police union is arrested for working a second job at Whole Foods Market, which doesn't seem like much of a crime except for the whole on duty, on overtime part
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Tue January 31, 2023
(KLKN-TV Lincoln)
 
  
 
 Kinda misses the whole point of license plates
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Fri January 27, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 The FDA has decided that maybe the whole "OMG men are having sex with me" isn't really icky enough anymore that those men should be forbidden from donating blood. Welcome to 1994, guys
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Thu January 26, 2023
(CNN)
 
  
 
 CNN fact Check Kevin McCarthy's claims since he's become Speaker, and use the WHOLE thesaurus to avoid saying "Everything he's said has been a lie"
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Wed January 25, 2023
(NPR)
 
  
 
 Learn to enjoy your child's life experiences more completely by living on 'Toddler Time'. Subby's got the whole puking up dinner and crapping his shorts part down, but needs to work more on being distracted by jangling key rings
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(CNBC)
 
  
 
 Tesla reports earnings at 4pm this afternoon. This will either be the moment Elon gets margin called, or another group of lunatics throw money at him to keep the whole circus going
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(BBC)
 
  
 
 Out of all the neutral and sensitive words available in the whole world, guess which password the police assigned to a family to enable them to visit their dying mixed-race child in hospital
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Sat January 21, 2023
(The Daily Meal)
 
  
 
 Anybody remember these fast-food mascots that have completely disappeared? Or we probably should have avoided them the whole time?
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Thu January 19, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 To-Do List (in case I win) - Step 1: Visit Jeffrey Epstein's grave (bring flowers). Step 2: Commence the demise of the whole world (complain loudly and blame others the entire time the world burns)
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Mon January 16, 2023
(Odeuropa)
 
  
 
 Subby's History professor had a course where he would bring European cheeses, drinks, fabrics, and other smelly stuff to seminars, as part of the development of smell-based history research. And now, thanks to Internet, the whole world has: ODEUROPA
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Fri January 13, 2023
(WXII Winston-Salem)
 
  
 
 "If I didn't have my adrenaline going the whole time, I would've probably run from the deer instead of going toward the deer"
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(Merriam-Webster)
 
  
 
 The Merriam-Webster word of the day for January 13 is countenance, as in We were curious how many insects were in the colony, so we spent the whole day countenance
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Fri January 06, 2023
(MSN)
 
  
 
 It's not like the whole LIV Golf thing could get any uglier right? RIGHT?
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Thu January 05, 2023
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 Apparently the whole Royal Family thinks dressing up as a Nazi is a good time. Edward VIII regrets being born too early
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Sat December 31, 2022
(Daily Star)
 
  
 
 Damn New Year's isn't even over yet and a UK tabloid is already trying to get the Brits drunk for the whole month of Dry January (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri December 30, 2022
(eBay)
 
  
 
 RedLetterMedia ironically lists a mint condition & graded copy of Nukie, one of the worst films ever made, onto eBay (all proceeds going to charity) to demonstrate how the whole system is a scam. At the time of posting, it's currently up to $50,000
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Mon December 26, 2022
(The Daily Beast)
 
  
 
 2023, the year the whole world finally figures out how to live with COVID. Well most of the world except China, they've screwed themselves
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Thu December 22, 2022
(Variety)
 
  
 
 Not satisfied with the wholesale destruction he's already subjected the country to, TFG is going to break up Journey
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Wed December 21, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
  
 
 Subby knows Triple H. He's a dear, dear friend of mine. HOWEVER, this is the dumbest IDEA in the whole HISTORY of professional wrestling
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Tue December 20, 2022
(The Direct)
 
  
 
 Henry Cavill reportedly fired his manager before the whole Superman debacle. Fark: His now former manager Dany Garcia is also Dwayne Johnson's manager. Mega Fark: Garcia is also Johnson's ex-wife
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Sun December 18, 2022
(Adult Swim)
 
  
 
 Rick & Morty Season ℕ6;'s finale was last week, but Adult Swim is airing a marathon of the whole season late tonight. Did you miss any LIVE threads and wanted to say something about them? Here's your chance. Starts at 11:30 ㏘ EDT on Cartoon Network
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(ESPN)
 
  
 
 World Cup final is a titanic match-up: France wants to be only the 3rd back-to-back Champs in the whole 92yr history, 1st in 60yrs. But Argentina wants as badly to win for Messi in his 4th & likely last try. 10AM ET. Let's do that fútbol
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Fri December 02, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
  
 
 Police called when car crashes into Goodwill store. Police still on phone when car crashes into Goodwill a second time.. BONUS: an employee of the Goodwill. DOUBLE BONUS: Huffing paint the whole time
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(New Musical Express)
 
  
 
 Elton John will headline Glastonbury 2023, zero hour 9AM
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Thu December 01, 2022
(Comic Book)
 
  
 
 Xbox customers are tiring of Garbage With Gold, which is probably the whole point of tendering garbage at the lower service tier. It's a strategy that might actually drive customers to the higher service tier if it weren't full of mostly garbage too
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Wed November 30, 2022
(IMDB)
 
  
 
 The penultimate episode of Stargirl (the whole series, not just S.№3) "Frenemies ― Chapter 12: The Last Will and Testament of Sylvester Pemberton" has Starman taking matters into his own hands, leaving the JSA to fear the worst at 8 ㏘ EST on The CW
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Sun November 27, 2022
(NBC 15 Madison)
 
  
 
 Green Bay Packers player suspended for using performance enhancing substances. Stupid tag has pity on the rookie bench warmer who was on the field for a single play in the whole season, sends out Awkward tag instead
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Wed November 23, 2022
(IMDB)
 
  
 
 Fun wholesome Thanksgiving movies for the whole family to watch together
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(MSN)
 
  
 
 Well THIS is going to make for an awkward coaches room next time they meet: In addition to giving him a new contract paying $9.5M a year, Michigan State paid their head football coach the whole $100k bonus meant for the entire coaching staff
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