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Sun May 09, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
74 parishioners at a church that sued for the right to have in-person, maskless services really have something to pray about now
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Fri May 07, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Trump-run Justice Department secretly obtained Washington Post journalists' phone records and tried to obtain their email records over reporting on Russia's role in the 2016 election
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Thu May 06, 2021
(Politico)
 
 
 
The Joke is broke
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Tue May 04, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
I attended a protest and all I got was this t-shirt that later formed the basis for a mistrial
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Mon May 03, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you are going to pistol whip someone, make sure you point the barrel away from your nearby relatives
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Wed April 28, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
DC police officer wants his body cam video released - to prove that January 6 was an incredibly violent insurrection, not the hug-and-kissfest certain people want you to think it was
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Mon April 26, 2021
(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Taxpayers paid $757,000 for Mike Pence to take his family on a ski trip despite COVID restrictions
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
15 volunteers lived in a cave for 40 days with no phones, clocks or sunlight. Two-thirds of the volunteers say they want to stay in the cave
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Sun April 25, 2021
(Women's Health)
 
 
 
Strapped for ideas, editors steal and reprint a deadly python story from WaPo... that's 3 years old. Predictably, news aggregators across the web republish the story as new
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Thu April 22, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
Trouble, oh we got trouble. Right here in River City. With a capital T and that rhymes with P and that stands for physical abuse
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Mon April 19, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Apparently being beaten by an insurrectionist mob is now considered "natural causes"
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Fri April 16, 2021
(Daily Dot)
 
 
 
"Peaceful protestors"
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Michigan GOP official Jason Watts blames his maskless GOP colleagues for the fact that he has covid, whines that masks and vaccines "shouldn't be political." Gosh, if only there was a way you could stop belonging to a party that made them such
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Biden officials after rescinding an initial Medicare waiver approval: "Our bad"
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Sun April 11, 2021
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Man-hating demonic chihuahua up for adoption
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Tue April 06, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Health Care providers are debating vaccine mandates
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(Orlando Sentinel)
 
 
 
Matt Gaetz: Fighting for your right to post revenge porn on the internet
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Mon April 05, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
When a man loves a pimp very much
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(Fox News)
 
 
 
Head trauma from football, major drug problems, hallucinations, heart palpitations, headaches, suicidal thoughts, attempted suicide, paranoia. US Capitol attacker sounds like a typical American
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Thu April 01, 2021
(MLB Trade Rumors)
 
 
 
Well that didn't take long
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Wed March 31, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Isn't it odd how Matt Gaetz, who is now under investigation for having sex with a child, was best buddies with a former GOP official who ended up indicted for child sex trafficking? Is the whole "QAnon" conspiracy one massive case of reflection?
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Mon March 29, 2021
(Aviation Web)
 
 
 
Call it the NIMBY paradox. The less of it there is, the more they'll complain
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Why does Biden slack off on the weekends instead of working hard like Trump did?
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Fri March 26, 2021
(CBS News)
 
 
 
Grocery store censors cake, which is odd because the store name looks like Pubix
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Thu March 25, 2021
(The Nation)
 
 
 
What, like from a cannon into the Sun?
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Tue March 23, 2021
(Chron)
 
 
 
For some strange unknown reason, Roger Stone's name keeps popping up in Capitol breach investigation court filings
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Mon March 22, 2021
(AP News)
 
 
 
GOP Rep. denies then doesn't deny unhooking a woman's bra without consent, blames demon alcohol, apologizes to woman, and will resign... in January 2023
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Sun March 21, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Heads up Canadians, ICE is reserving hotel rooms for illegal migrants and may fly them to states on the Canadian border so they can reach the real promised land
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Fri March 19, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
And it looks like Tom Reed has emerged as one of the early challengers to disgraced NY governor Andrew Cuomo, and -- oh, wait, he's just been hit by a sexual harassment complaint. Of course, he's a Republican, so that may be a selling point
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Thu March 18, 2021
(Axios)
 
 
 
Postal voter fraud never happened
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
When your career is over you end up in porn and he's agreed to a gang-bang
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Wed March 17, 2021
(Mediaite)
 
 
 
Maria Bartiromo fumbles key fact about a correction
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Tue March 16, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Facebook investigation determines that "Stupid does as stupid is"
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(Newsweek)
 
 
 
WaPo threw the Georgia election and other complaints from Trumpistan
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Mon March 15, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Cuomo's vaccine czar should definitely not be doing his pimping
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Sun March 14, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Jeremiah was a prophet. He was a good friend of mine. He predicted Trump would win last year, but now all he can do is whine
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Fri March 12, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Study: Of 26 million homes sold between 2006 and 2016, homes in Black neighborhoods are taxed roughly 50 percent higher than others in the same county
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Tue March 09, 2021
(Talking Points Memo)
 
 
 
Gotta keep lining the pockets
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Sun March 07, 2021
(ABC7 New York)
 
 
 
Five... five .... five women now accusing Governor Cuomo of being sexually inappropriate with them
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Thu March 04, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"One of the regrettable lessons Republicans have learned from the Trump years is there's no need to apologize. They don't feel the need to explain themselves because might makes right"
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
After fences, cameras and calls to the cops failed to solve anything, neighbors took shifts standing guard over an Asian-American family targeted by racially motivated attacks. If this doesn't work Olivia Munn plans to don her Psylocke costume
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(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
January 6 insurrectionist served with civil rights lawsuit --- at Mar-a-Lago. Yes, him
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Tue February 23, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
The Washington Amazons? More likely than you think
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Fri February 19, 2021
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
Cancun was not the first time Cruz took the family on an out-of-country vacation during a public crisis
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Thu February 18, 2021
(CNN)
 
 
 
The feds were already investigating Roger Stone and the Proud Boys to see how deeply connected he was and how serious they were with threatening his trial judge
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Wed February 17, 2021
(CNBC)
 
 
 
Who cares?
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Tue February 16, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Now seems as good time as any to catch up with D.C.'s Pizzagate gunman
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Sun February 14, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Parting shot returned by overhead smash
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Wed February 10, 2021
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Turns out that trying to induce someone to "find" just enough votes to help you win an election, just might be criminal
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Tue February 09, 2021
(Sports Illustrated)
 
 
 
Problem: NFL team leadership is harassing the cheerleaders. Solution: Get rid of the problem
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Fri February 05, 2021
(Messy Nessy Chic)
 
 
 
Back in the quaint ol' days, people in Paris sent messages to each other via a series of tubes (where have I heard that term before?)
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(Axios)
 
 
 
Big tech has a big union push
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Wed February 03, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In news that is bound to shock absolutely no one, Trump's lawyer points out that a Trump promise is absolutely meaningless
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Oh, look -- it's Chapter 1,749,355 of "Thanks for Nothing, Facebook"
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Thu January 28, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Remember when Trump moved the Bureau of Land Management offices out of the DC area? Yeah, 87% of employees quit. Elect people who say the government doesn't work, and they'll prove it by destroying the government
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Wed January 27, 2021
(Yahoo)
 
 
 
If you're going to mess around on a dating app while you're literally on a first date with someone, be sure to wear glasses with non-reflective lenses
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Sun January 24, 2021
(MSN)
 
 
 
Schadenfreude : noun, pleasure derived by someone from another person's misfortune
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Thu January 21, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Dr. Hydro arrested for insurrectioning
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Wed January 20, 2021
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
I'm just thinking out loud here, but maybe you don't deserve a $5.2 million bonus when 2,800 people died of Covid-19 in the nursing homes you manage
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Tue January 19, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Inflatable Christmas tree costume gave the gift of COVID to 90 people at hospital
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Sun January 17, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Donnie Bankruptcy wants a billion...hell make it two. Two billion dollars for a "library"
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Fri January 15, 2021
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
MAGA rioters missed catching Mike Pence by seconds, and might've if he hadn't dissolved into background like he's been doing for four years
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Laid with dogs, shocked to get fleas
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Tue January 12, 2021
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Drummer for Guns and Roses. Editor in Chief at Reuters. Is there anything this guy can't do?
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Sat January 09, 2021
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Who collects trash anyway?
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(Boing Boing)
 
 
 
Man trains his goldfish to play soccer. Meanwhile, you can't even train your labradoodle to refrain from peeing onto your favorite carpet
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