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Fri July 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like a tsunami wave on your wedding day
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at how well hotels are cleaning their rooms in the times of coronavirus. Why yes, we will include a Trump hotel
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Sun June 21, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Wed June 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How welcome are drunk Brits in holiday places throughout the world? The 'good' Germans are raving about Brit-free Majorca and relishing how 'quiet' it is without blotto Brit 20-somethings causing trouble
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to remove Confederate monuments around the country, redesign Stone Mountain into something more appropriate for the the times
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that's totally normal. He'll grow up well-adjusted and sane, I'm sure (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Out of concern for me, Mum put me in her best friend's house so I could more easily commute to my essential job. This incredibly hot cougar and I are boning every night, and she says we are each other's "lockdown prize." Should I stop?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(Guardian)
 
 
 
SC Freiburg look to stay in contention for a European spot while Bayer Leverkusen are looking to crack the top 3. Kickoff is at 2:30 pm. Fox Sports has the stream. It's Friday night in the Bundesliga, and this is your discussion thread
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where McNuggets actually come from? Apparently they're from B&M's and only cost £1.99 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
Food critic Alison Roman gets thrown out with the other rotten veggies at the NY Times
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Polish version of '50 Shades' to hit Netflix next month. No word if its' simply looking at paint samples (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Takeout)
 
 
 
Grubhub, Uber Eats, and DoorDash are choking out independent restaurants like a virus
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Masks on, clothes off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't EVER accuse Irish football fans of being Irish in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
James Dyson couldn't get enough outside interest, ended up blowing £500 million of his own money on a cancelled electric SUV. It had a 600 mile range thanks to new solid state battery technology. That sucks
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about hammering the spike into the railbed: Risky randy couple put their lives at risk with steamy rail tracks romp
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Surely these French nursery school children sitting alone in their own playground 'isolation sections' will not surrender once the bouncy ball goes bouncing through their school yard
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Tue May 12, 2020
(The Hollywood Reporter)
 
 
 
The country is on lockdown due to coronavirus, giving your new video platform Quibi a captive audience. Quibi underperforms, despite a free 90 day trial period, so what do you do? blame it all on coronavirus
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef and arrogant douchenozzle extraordinaire Gordon Ramsay continues to flaunt all UK lockdown rules by going fishing and showing off his catch on Instagram for the minions to get hangry at
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's Mama June begs fans to pay cash to chat with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Robo-Gorilla is watching other gorillas as they sing and fart (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
In today's trunk stump news, Scots mum in stitches after rude tree cutting looks exactly like a willy. Yes, she was taking a wee break by working on some wood in the backyard
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Again showing that Irish boozers will not let the coronavirus pandemic take them down, publicans open first virtual pub and becomes the only boozer open during lockdown
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Wed April 22, 2020
(Vice)
 
 
 
Hundreds of woke people sign a letter to the executive director of puzzles at the New York Times, asking them to cut the sh*t and stop catering to older white men
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The 'Gimp Man of Essex' goes out shopping for his essentials, stuns other shoppers who are perplexed he's not wearing his ball gag for coronavirus protection
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Mon April 20, 2020
(Ars Technica)
 
 
 
Yo dawg, I heard you liked coronavirus, so I put coronavirus in your coronavirus tests
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad goes old school hardcore after having a toothache after he fails to get emergency dentist appointment during lockdown
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(The Irish Times)
 
 
 
Think the commissioner of your favorite sport is terrible? Meet the new leader of Fiji rugby, who was once convicted of beating a man to death with his bare hands...and later was named minister of prisons
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Thu April 16, 2020
(The Register)
 
 
 
Non-viral sign of the times: So much of your personal data has been hacked that instruction manuals on how to use it are the latest hot property
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots holiday boozers are not letting the coronavirus pandemic go to waste, will be heading to Spain to find beer prices that are as low as 50p after lockdown
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots inventor launches Gyr8tr sex toy that's 'more reliable than hubby or the postman' as it always delivers. Hey oh
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Mon April 13, 2020
(PennLive)
 
 
 
A top UK scientist is '80 percent' confident that a vaccine for COVID-19 will be ready in six months. Cross your fingers, folks
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cider vinegar, garlic, rosemary, lemongrass, parsley and a bay leaf are used in A) song lyrics B) pot roast or C) a coronovirus cure used by a British TV host
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of US newspapers face "extinction-level" crisis due to Covid-19
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Tue April 07, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
And the nation's pastors said, "But each time the coronavirus threatened our paychecks, there were only one set of footprints in the sand." And the Government whispered, "My precious child, those were the times I carried you"
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Mon April 06, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Fired commander of USS Theodore Roosevelt tests positive for COVID-19. In other news: Defense secretary Esper defends decision to have him fired, citing the high standards in this administration: "We hold leaders accountable for their actions"
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex and Covid (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
Donald Trump has shifted tone back to the important things this morning. Advertising revenue for the Times and the Post
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fears of societal breakdown as marauding gangs start taking over deserted streets, stealing food and defecating in public
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
Belarus president believes vodka and saunas will cure coronavirus
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lasagna sandwich, horrific food abomination or GREATEST IDEA EVAR? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish police forced to play bad 'orgy' cops after randy revellers try to organise a drug-fuelled orgy during coronavirus lockdown
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hundreds of Aussie backpackers attend huge Bondi Beach party after ignoring coronavirus warning. Welp this being Australia you pretty much know how this is going to end
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Wed March 25, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Let's now count all the times Trump praised China for its coronavirus response
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Out-of-work strippers launch coronavirus food delivery service called "Boober-Eats" to help vulnerable people in self-isolation. Bless them for they are truly doing god's work (NSFW, but you're stuck at home anyway, so who's going to complain? The cat?)
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BREAKING: London's water pipes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing sex doll shortage in UK and US as Chinese factories halt production. Spokesperson for dolls reportedly has no reaction to news (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know how to hold a beer? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 13, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Coronavirus priorities: Publicans call on Govt to offer specific advice on how Irish boozers should deal with the virus
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hey if you gotta go you gotta go, even if it's in the middle of your Best in Show victory lap
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