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Mon September 28, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Museum exhibition of antiracist art cancelled because now is not the time. 'I have read some unfathomable doublespeak coming out of museum PR departments in my time, but this is by far the most ludicrous.'
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Sun September 27, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Man finds 9-carat diamond in Crater of Diamonds State Park. You'd think this would happen all the time, but no-o-o-o
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Thu September 24, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
One of Prince's Best albums "Sign O' the Times" is being re-released 33 years later with FORTY-FIVE previously unreleased bonus tracks that were recorded but not included on the album because ..farking Prince
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Wed September 23, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
People poison themselves with nerve agents all the time
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Tue September 22, 2020
(Page Six)
 
 
 
New book alleges Prince Andrew is a "sex addict" and a "daring lover." Man that next season of 'The Crown' is looking better all the time
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Sat September 19, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Subby's been tuning in to this band since the early days of the pandemic. They've been getting better over the time spent at home, and this is their best work yet. Cutest, too
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Fri September 18, 2020
(The Ringer)
 
 
 
The Ringer presents your guide to Week 2 of the 2020 NFL Season - "[T]he Raiders are the NFL's Roomba: They move around all the time and always suck"
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Thu September 17, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Florida Woman faces 10 years in prison for infecting 23+ people and exposing 710+ people during on a bar crawl in Germany, while she waited for her Covid-19 test results. "I'd like to take the time now to thank everyone for coming to my rona party"
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(Anchorage Daily News)
 
 
 
For any other president, billing the Secret Service almost $22,000 for your daughter to stay at a luxury cottage at your own New Jersey resort, which was closed at the time due to the pandemic, would be a problem. But hey, nothing matters anymore
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Wed September 16, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
Brace yourselves: Congresscritters vote in line with their personal financial interests most of the time. Fark needs an "eyeroll" tag to augment the "obvious" tag
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Tue September 15, 2020
(SFGate)
 
 
 
"Adam Carolla has always had a fart for a face and he's always been a cranky boomer who hates that the times are changing around him. He may as well be f--king 90"
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(Thread Reader)
 
 
 
Here are the Cliff's Notes to Michael Cohen's book if you don't want to take the time to read it
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(MPR News)
 
 
 
Sure the police might have some bad apples, but a review of 2,400 cases only found misconduct 54% of the time
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Sat September 12, 2020
(STLToday)
 
 
 
"The defendant says he does this all the time and does not believe he did anything wrong"
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Fri September 11, 2020
(ABL13 Houston)
 
 
 
Retired officer on wrong end of no-knock warrant of wrong house: "Out of control yelling, demanding, threatening they wanted to come in. I wasn't sure they were police officers at the time." Welcome to what we've been saying for a long time
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Thu September 10, 2020
(Lincoln Journal Star)
 
 
 
A horse walks into a bar and kicks himself out, sorta
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Thu September 03, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
According to four aides, when Trump skipped the service in 2018 commemorating 100 years since the end of the Great War, it was for exactly the reasons everyone guessed at the time
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Wed September 02, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
The time has come for a parents revolution, thanks to Covid-19, and the child care crisis might finally be addressed
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Mon August 31, 2020
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Meanwhile, in Wisconsin, a special legislative session called by the governor was opened. And then closed in the time it takes to read this headline by the Republicans in charge
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"My husband has been psychologically violent toward me and harsh toward my older (3-year-old) daughter, but until recently I thought that if he doesn't hit us, it's not violence. He's angry all the time and I have PTSD from it. Should I leave him?"
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Sat August 29, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
One of these things is not like the others, One of these things just doesn't belong, Can you tell which thing is not like the others, By the time I finish my song?
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Fri August 28, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
You know if Trump just apologized for being mean to John McCain then Meghan McCain could support him 100% of the time instead of 98.9% of the time
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Dana Perino actually says something truthful: Trump doesn't care that people are upset over him using the White House for his convention. "By the time they have an investigation, the election will be over"
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Thu August 27, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With everything else contaminating the air, Europe's flight safety agency decides now is the time to start 737 Max test flights
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Sun August 23, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
A truly heartwarming article from the Times on how brave white folks with piles of money are weathering the pandemic through expensive home improvements
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Wed August 19, 2020
(Salon)
 
 
 
Trump visits Iowa and doesn't even take the time to check out the devastation wrought by climate change, covid-19, the economy or the mass amount of red hats no longer worn
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Mon August 10, 2020
(The Scientist)
 
 
 
"Self-experimentation in the time of COVID-19," an article about researchers and biohackers testing medicines on themselves and not about solo sextyime, much to subby's chagrin
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(NBC News)
 
 
 
Because when you want to know the time, it's just easier to look at your wrist then fumbling around with a phone
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Thu August 06, 2020
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
"Stop whining and put your god damn mask on," says man who wears mask on stage all the time
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Wed August 05, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
In a first, The Old Grey Lady's digital revenue beats print as The Times, they are a-changin'
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(Politicus USA)
 
 
 
The time for action is nigh; Trump and the RNC are attempting to restrict voting rights in 17 states
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Sun August 02, 2020
(Deadline)
 
 
 
Annabelle, the evil doll that spawned a terrible franchise, has had quite the time during quarantine
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Thu July 30, 2020
(Levittown Now)
 
 
 
Drive-through-only Wawa: Abomination, or sign of the times?
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Mon July 27, 2020
(Lifehacker)
 
 
 
Want to hang out with some Olympians this summer? They've got the time now
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(NYPost)
 
 
 
That hot Portland protester who got naked says she's naked all the time and wombat disco billfold because you're no longer reading this headline (possibly NSFW due to buttocks)
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Sat July 25, 2020
(ABC Action News)
 
 
 
For the times when your baby needs a diaper, weed and a gun at Disney
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(People Magazine)
 
 
 
"Is that your final breath?"
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Wed July 22, 2020
(Five Thirty-Eight)
 
 
 
Vermont to Massachusetts. Central Park to Central Park. Yosemite to Mount Whitney. Now is the time to set some speed records
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Tue July 21, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
1989 memo from the Bush White House affirms that the census should count undocumented residents. Bonus: the Assistant Attorney General and head of OLC at the time? Bill Barr
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Mon July 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
With Comic Con cancelled this year due to an invading life force, here's a some pretty cool costumes from years past. Yes, it's a slide show - this is the timeline we are currently living in
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Sun July 19, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Prosecutor: "Judge, my office is unable to provide the newspaper reporter's request for body camera footage for our case against her. We're just too busy. This case is a low priority and isn't worth the time needed to provide evidence she has requested"
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Fri July 17, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
The timeout is over, he's had time to think about his actions, and he's appealing to his bases favorite club for support
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(MSN)
 
 
 
So it turns out Georgia's gubberner was fudging the numbers, backdating new cases to the time of first symptoms or test, which shaves the last 2 weeks off the totals. "The massaged trend chart appeared to dictate policy." HARRRRUMPH
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(Japan Times)
 
 
 
Japan's restaurant industry insiders are optimistic about future of international food tourism. Rich foodies will still visit, troubled eateries will take the time to ramp up multilingual online presence, and virtual food tours will be on the menu
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Thu July 16, 2020
(Only In)
 
 
 
Evangelicals have stood by Trump because of his image as a strongman warrior in the tradition of General Patton and John Wayne, who would fight and win their battles. Only now he seems to be losing all the time
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Last year my brother died. His wife planned to return to her home country with my nephew, and my parents reacted badly, going so far as to try and kidnap their grandson. She was pregnant at the time too. I'm the only one she contacts. What do I do?"
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Wed July 15, 2020
(Laughing Squid)
 
 
 
What this quarantine needs is this Jack Daniels home fountain. You can pump in the whiskey, stay drunk all the time
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Tue July 14, 2020
(Slate)
 
 
 
"I am a single conservative woman in her 30s, was widowed at 30, and had one relationship in the interim. I do not believe in casual sex, but I'm horny all the time and can't stop thinking about sex. THIS IS TOTALLY REAL"
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Mon July 13, 2020
(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Young-at-heart senior home residents pass the time in self-quarantine by posing for photos recreating iconic album covers
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Tue July 07, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Trump supporters aren't racist, you see, they just yearn for the time when uneducated white men were at the top and everyone else did as they were told
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(Curbed)
 
 
 
Now is exactly the time to own your own funicular
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Mon July 06, 2020
(Digital Spy)
 
 
 
Jennifer Grey no longer having the time of her life with Clark Gregg, announces divorce
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Thu July 02, 2020
(KCEN TV Waco)
 
 
 
Army: Your son deserted the Army so he will not be getting a military funeral. Family: He went missing right before he'd have been honorably discharged and was found in a shallow grave. Army: He really wanted to desert, now get out of my office
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
Let's take a look at how well hotels are cleaning their rooms in the times of coronavirus. Why yes, we will include a Trump hotel
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
The time has come for you to ask yourself, "Am I abusing my mayonnaise privileges?"
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Mon June 29, 2020
(Daily Star)
 
 
 
Chernobyl secret documents released for first time in 34 years from the world's biggest-ever nuclear accident show that the Soviet cover-up was bigger than thought. It happened before the time they said it did and had already spread across Europe (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri June 26, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Precious Memories from the Times Square McDonalds. "Ghetto ones, but memories nonetheless,"
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
♫♪My Little Nazi, it's now the time for a controversy, My Little Nazi, Black Lives Matter is now coming for thee♫♪
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(Deadline)
 
 
 
Twenty years after the first film debuted to success, Netflix decides the time is now for audiences to gobble up a Chicken Run sequel
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(Yahoo)
 
 
 
Boom. Boom. BOOM. What's with all the damned fireworks, everywhere, all the time, sometimes into the wee hours of the morn? Subby's theory: assholes conditioning themselves to the constant sound of gunfire, in preparation for November 4th. Thoughts?
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Mon June 22, 2020
(Mother Jones)
 
 
 
Is 2020 really the time to try and start everything over?
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Prehistoric egg laid by sea monster found in Antarctica. Now isn't the time for this
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Sun June 14, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Just a guess, but Ben Carson's remarkable survival in the Trump administration is most likely due to him sleeping 99.9% of the time, and hiding under an invisibility cloak during his infrequent waking minutes
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Sat June 13, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Ok, while this is from a guy who makes knives out of anything he can get his hands on, its safe to say that this is the coolest knife ever made, and everyone will want to steal it by the time they reach the end
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Fri June 12, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
In an effort to remove Confederate monuments around the country, redesign Stone Mountain into something more appropriate for the the times
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Thu June 11, 2020
(WUWM Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Milwaukee police are burning through so much tear gas that they may not have enough to make a serious run at Mayor Daley's human rights abuse record by the time the Democratic National Convention rolls around in August
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Wed June 10, 2020
(Counton 2)
 
 
 
When you have high school graduation in a field so everyone can space out due to Covid-19, make sure someone remembers to turn off the timer for the sprinklers
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The SS has walked back the timeline for removing the fence that's protecting Bunker Boy from his angry citizens
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Tue June 09, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Washington Post breaks down the timeline of the actions against protesters to make room for a certain someone to take a little stroll
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Mon June 08, 2020
(ABC7 San Francisco)
 
 
 
🎵 Callin' out around the world / Are you ready for a brand new beat / Summer's here and the time is right / For dancing in the street 🎵 That's an arresting
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Sat June 06, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
"When you sign up to foster, you know it's going to be hard when the time comes to say goodbye. With Linda, it was even more difficult because we've gone on such a journey with her, and she is truly a special little cat". Welcome to Caturday
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Thu June 04, 2020
(MEL Magazine)
 
 
 
Taking the time to wash your car by hand will improve your health. Washing your car while wearing a bikini could improve the health of your neighborhood [NSFW]
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(Times Union)
 
 
 
2020 pulls a throwback move, figures now is the time to bring back the tick-borne disease that has symptoms just like COVID. Stores run out of DEET in 3...2
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(CNN)
 
 
 
Republicans decide that now is the time for them to remove Social Security's feeding tube, but someone else needs to replace the colostomy bag
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(BGR)
 
 
 
Since film production has halted due to the coronavirus, Sony and Disney evidently decided to spend the time negotiating new deal that would resolve their Spider-Man ownership issues once and for all
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Wed June 03, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
A UK coronavirus contact tracer says she worked 38 hours but didn't make a single call and spent the time watching Netflix. She also laughs at all you farkers
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Tue June 02, 2020
(StudyFinds)
 
 
 
Very good Doggies will always have your back , well most of the time
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
"I am a graduate student and sex and masturbation consume a large part of the time I allot for studying. For some reason, I find it more enjoyable than reading and research"
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