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headlines found matching 'The Table'
Sun January 17, 2021
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday Premier League: Can Sheffield win two in a row? It could get Spursy. MOTD Liverpool and Man. United in a top of the table, hated rival showdown. Man Citeh could move to 2nd if they get by Palace. First match at 9:00 AM ET on NBC
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Thu January 14, 2021
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Editors at the Murdoch-owned New York Post told staff members this week not to use reporting from CNN, MSNBC, The NYT or WaPo as the only source for an article. OANN, Newsmax, and 4th gen facebook forwards from your racist uncle still on the table
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Tue January 12, 2021
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
It's back to PL action. Will Sheffield ever win? Newcastle will try to avoid that honour. Man United can go clear top of the table with a win over Burnley and woeful Wolves host an in form Everton squad. First match at 1:00 pm ET on NBC/Peacock
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Fri January 08, 2021
(BBC)
 
 
 
Woman attempts Dry January and fails on Day 2. Bet she's really pissed drunk befuddled sloshed stewed tanked plastered juiced wasted groggy inebriated three sheets to the wind tight under the influence under the table turped blotto smashed munted
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Sun December 20, 2020
(WWE)
 
 
 
It's that time of year when the WWE gives its fans a little TLC (Tables, Ladders & Chairs). Will Drew retain vs AJ? Will Roman still be the "Head of the Table" after K.O. puts him thru one or five? It all starts at 7 PM ET on the WWE Network
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Thu December 17, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
"Dear Amy, I want to believe my ex-boyfriend got hacked instead of actually having cheated on me. He didn't really get hacked, did he?"
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Wed December 16, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Spiritually, if life was a table tennis match, how do you see yourself? The server, the opponent, the paddle, the table, the ball, or the net?
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Tue December 08, 2020
(Fox 8 Cleveland)
 
 
 
This is really starting to remind me of my cat. The 2nd $1200 Stimulus check that was on the table, then of the table, then on the table then off the table is back on the table again. What would you do if we get another check?
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Fri December 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Pelosi is scientifically settling for a stimulus bill that will scientifically get people food on the table even though it is scientifically worth $1.3T less than what Democrats previously asked for through scientific analysis. Science
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Wed December 02, 2020
(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
81 Million
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Sun November 29, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Sunday EPL has Southampton facing a hot and cold Man United. The marquee match up is a London Derby Chelsea and Spurs battle for top of the table. Arsenal and Wolves look to climb into the top half of the standings. At 9:00 AM ET on NBC/Peacock
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Fri November 27, 2020
(Politico)
 
 
 
A government shutdown is not off the table : the lame duck trump admin everybody
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Tue November 17, 2020
(Politico (Europe))
 
 
 
"We are at a crossroads and nobody knows where this is leading...We will continue with consultations, but at a certain point in time, the Hungarians will have to show their cards on the table. Otherwise we are in deep shiat"
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Wed November 11, 2020
(Cook Political Report)
 
 
 
Biden's popular vote lead over Trump is now over 5 million
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Thu October 29, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
In these uncertain times, more and more kids are putting down the tablets and picking up their parents' classic toys: Play-Doh, Tonka trucks, Hot Wheels, Barbie dolls. Subby has some old lawn darts downstairs that could spread their own brand of joy
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Sun October 25, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Premier League Sunday starts at 10 AM ET. Southampton hosts surprise top of the table Everton. Newcastle goes to Wolverhampton, and Arsenal try to walk it in on Leicester
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Fri October 23, 2020
(Premier League)
 
 
 
Kicking off the English Premier League we have Aston Villa vs Leeds United.Will Villa continue to stay near the top of the table or will Leeds continue their impressive start to the season? Peacock streaming only for us Yanks at 3pm EDT
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Thu October 22, 2020
(Austin News KXAN)
 
 
 
Ben Carson holds roundtable on the federal response to homelessness. No word on what the homeless will do when Carson lets go of the table
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Tue October 20, 2020
(ESPN)
 
 
 
Former Astros GM Jeff Luhnow bangs his fist on the table, denies any wrongdoing in the Houston cheating scandal. Wonder why he was canned then?
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Tue September 29, 2020
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
R v. W is officially on the table, folks. Vote if you don't want your bodies controlled by SCOTUS, women
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Fri September 25, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
And so shines a good deed in a weary world
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