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Sun November 18, 2018
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is camped out in a tiny basement bar, where the blue haze of old cigarette smoke lingers forever in the ceiling and a tired bartender wipes the bar with a dirty rag. It's the perfect joint for jazz
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Thu November 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Paw and order: Too cute Thursday starts now
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Tue November 13, 2018
(BGR)
 
 
 
In 1972, a bunch of lost sea mines blew up. The Sun was there
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Sun November 11, 2018
(Ranker)
 
 
 
With last week's time change plunging the country into ever earlier darkness, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking to celebrate the night with songs to crank up after the sun goes down
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Sat November 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Elderly couple eat McDonald's EVERY DAY for 23 years and claim it keeps them slim and fit ..which just goes to show you that using zombie preservative does indeed preserve you
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Fri November 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Oh sorry everybody, I just wanted a quick nap
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(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Yves Saint Laurent and Louis C.K. launch Bag Of Dicks jewelry line (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu November 08, 2018
(Syfy)
 
 
 
Article: Astronomers discover material orbiting the Milky Way's supermassive black hole at a distance less than Venus is to the Sun at a speed 30% of the speed of light. Comments: Farkers arguing whether or not Forbes is worse than SyFy
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Mom mistakes pictures of owls upside down on baby pajamas for boobs. ʎlɹ ɐ⅄ (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon November 05, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Take this test to see if you booze too much. If you fail it with flying colors, put down the BOOZE
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Video
 
Daredevil hangs by one hand 600ft up after climbing country's tallest residential building as 'birthday treat'
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Sun November 04, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
Love it or hate it, the time change is upon us once again...and the Sunday Morning Music Club needs help putting together the ultimate "time" musical playlist to "fall back" on
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Sat November 03, 2018
(NASA)
 
 
 
Remember the Parker Solar Probe that was going to take seven years to get really close to the Sun that was launched on August 12? It is now closer to the Sun than Mercury and the closer than any probe has gone before. Perihelion #1 is November 5
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
90-year-old pensioner made hundreds of foul-mouthed 999 calls demanding pasties and lifts to bingo
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman left with "farting boob" after botched breast enlargement (PNSFW/Graphic content)
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Fri November 02, 2018
(CBS Miami)
 
 
 
Move over Mickey Mouse. A Florida company wants to bring a snow park to the Sunshine State On a steaming hot day, what could go wrong?
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nude model gorges on junk food in her bid to become the world's heaviest model. 21 stones later, it appears success has been achieved (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's WTF is brought to you by 1,000 teeth found at dentistry in Valdosta, Georgia (possible nsfw content on page)
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
It's time again to fall back, say goodbye to the sun
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you finally complete your bucket wish because you're dying and they tell you your tumour STOPPED? Okay maybe not 'hate'
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Thu November 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Definitive proof on why you should NEVER smear your genitals in peanut butter when in the vicinity of a canine
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Wed October 31, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
I don't know what a Bieber is, but it got a buzzcut to look even more Bieberish
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Tue October 30, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sweeney Todd had a lasting influence on the English it seems (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Where's the Ka-Boom? There was supposed to be a Mars-shattering Ka-Boom" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Devout Catholic who spent eight years training to be a nun quits convent school to become country's best-loved porn star. NSFW
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently sex orgies with poo being flung all over the hotel room is all the rage with the Saudi Arabian ruling class (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 28, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is looking to set the tone properly this Halloween and needs your help. The linked list of "Best Halloween Songs" is not bad, but surely we can do better, right?
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Fri October 26, 2018
(Fox 4 KC)
 
 
 
'KC's stolen colon' is the name of my KC and the Sunshine Band tribute act
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Normal: Getting your gf pregnant. Not normal: Getting her mom pregnant too
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Donkey belts out OPERA singing greeting to young owner - what an amazing ass
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Thu October 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The beer shoplifter isn't David Schwimmer, it's my son
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(Vice)
 
 
 
There's one place in the U.S. that Google Earth didn't update for eight years. Yes it's pretty much where you think. In other news, sales of Reynolds Wrap up 500%
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wrong is fattening up your bridesmaids before your wedding so you will look better than them, even if you are a bridezilla
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Mon October 22, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Amateur sleuths abort mission to find wreckage of Flight MH370 in Cambodian jungle after they didn't follow TLC's advice (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun October 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Doctor and her companions try to determine who wants to destroy Earth's Civil Rights movement as the team meets and saves Rosa Parks. We know it's a new enemy, but who would be that sinister? Find out in "Rosa." Doctor Who, 8PM ET on BBC America (NSFW content on page)
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(The Odyssey Online)
 
 
 
It doesn't matter if you're the next Freddie Mercury or you can't can't sing your way out of a paper bag, everyone loves to sing in the shower. This week the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to know your go-to shower song
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Fri October 19, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
If you're injecting vodak into your mouth through your cheek with a syringe, you're drinking it wrong
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
Putin: The sun is setting on America's global domination
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Thu October 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Soccer club under fire for handing out brothel vouchers to fans
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Marmite on pasta is just plain wrong
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Obviously these idiots who got themselves wedged in the most ridiculous places have not met the slatted wooden chair yet
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Wed October 17, 2018
(The Raw Story)
 
 
 
Fox News host turned State Department spokeswoman is having a holiday in the sun on your dime, not like anything ever happens in Saudi Arabia
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Sure it was a simple bike"'crash" that killed a U.S. airman who saw top secret NASA photos of alien structures on the moon. SURE, seems likely (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Meh... the Scots might be on to something, there's been far worse pizzas made than a chips and cheese pizza
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
What do you do when you forget your toothbrush? Let your pet rat clean your teeth, of course
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Tue October 16, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The British awards ceremony with gong for 'grandma I'd like to f**k' (NSFW)
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Mon October 15, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Squirrel with very large breasts spotted at zoo
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Sun October 14, 2018
(Louder Sound)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is planning a dinner party and needs a bit of help assembling the musical food menu
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Sat October 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dogs really have it ruff in Glasgow, Scotland, now they're getting invited for a night out for some delicious dog beer and pupcakes at craft beer tastings
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Fri October 12, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman dubbed world's 'oldest and most miserable' human, 129, curses Allah for letting her live so long
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Thu October 11, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun plunges deep into the creepy Purity Movement (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed October 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man's best friend not always manhood's best friend
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sometimes life in the city is so tiring that your just need to give it a rest and "take a nap" on the local La-Z-Boy chair right in the middle of a busy road
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Tue October 09, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't tase my barking dog, bro
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Inside the world's scariest haunted house where NOBODY lasts more than six hours - And no, it's not the White House (some photos may be disturbing)
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Mon October 08, 2018
(Daily Express)
 
 
 
Canada's horse-headed Loch Ness monster seen riding off into the sunset after being spotted three times thumbing its snout at us humans ...again (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Twitter users spot 'time traveller' using mobile phone on beach in 1943, many years before they were invented for twits
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Sun October 07, 2018
(Loudwire)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is heading back to class. Anatomy class, to be precise. This week, we're looking for the best songs featuring body parts ... which sounds a lot creepier written out than it did in subby's head
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Fri October 05, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Police await not so swanky any more turd polished diamond ring from Irish diamond geezer who gobbled it down at a Turkish diamond jewellers
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Thu October 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Russia's first sex robot brothel opens in Moscow offering dolls who 'talk dirty' and come with 'temperature controlled orifices'
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Wed October 03, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Fortnite porn forum is a literal game changer as thousands share creepy video game sex pics (not safe for work)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Foulmouthed parrot asks woman to 'show us your tits'... and he's not talking about a small Eurasian songbird
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum makes an attempt at a geode crystal cake for 6-year-old son but bakes a 'sparkly vagina' cake instead. Son still happy
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Mon October 01, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Nanny state Britain grows a pair, finally finds an anti-gun position that's too absurd even for them (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Man takes bonking sex robot to a WHOLE new level (NSFW)
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Inmates at prison get a hankering for Chinese food, order takeaway delivered by drone
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Sun September 30, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, we're exploring the musical animal kingdom in search of the best animal songs of all time [insert your own animal pun here]
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scientists who apparently have something against Darwin and his ways now call for 'no selfie zones' after shocking study finds too many people around the world are killing themselves taking selfies
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Fri September 28, 2018
(New Zealand Herald)
 
 
 
Don't you just hate it when you board a plane only to find out your seat assignment is in the lavatory?
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Mon September 24, 2018
(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Roads made out of solar panels seems like such a perfect idea, and the results are finally in. The sun is there
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nice to see The Sun's obsession with getting us all to drink our own urine is continuing apace
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Sun September 23, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Iceland set to pop another one of Earth's zits that will dwarf its last zit problem in 2010. Earth awaits the facial of pus
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(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club fires up the Wayback Machine to 1978. What are you listening to?
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Sat September 22, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Swarm of 60,000 bees leaves honey 'oozing' from walls at hospital
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Fri September 21, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
100mph winds during Storm Ali's UK visit bring out all the sex toys from the wheelie bin to the party
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Thu September 20, 2018
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Article on dangers at Florida beaches asks, "Do you know what hazards are lurking in the water?" Number one: Lightning. Number two: the Sun
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Wed September 19, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Determined leaf blower doesn't quit his day job despite 90mph winds from Storm Ali that's ravishing the UK (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
UK man collapses, rushed to hospital after almost putting the "ghost" into ghost pepper (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 18, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dear Deidre, I'm worried my husband is addicted to me because we have sex 5 times a day. Dear oversexed, it could be WORSE
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sesame Street writer ends speculation about whether Bert and Ernie are gay
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Sun September 16, 2018
(AZCentral)
 
 
 
Boomers retire in the southwest's version of Florida: bring on the sunshine, low taxes, affordability
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sure NASA says they just launched a giant laser into space to monitor Earth's ice cover from 300miles above the planet, but us tinfoil hat types know better. It's to fight sharks from space
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(Some Saxy Guy)
 
 
 
There's just something special about a killer sax solo ... which is why this week we're wetting our reeds and fingering our keys as we rundown the "sax"iest songs of all time on the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Fri September 14, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Marvel mad Scottish mum names son after favourite X Men character just hours after baby bump wins Comic Con costume award
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
International Space Station 'drill hole' mystery gets bigger after more 'deliberate' drill damage is discovered on spacecraft. Small gremlins now ruled out
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Thu September 13, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Mum who got grossed out after finding 15 maggots in the broccoli she fed her sons needs to understand that maggots just make the broccoli more nutritious
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Wed September 12, 2018
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Scientists may have found way to harvest unlimited clean nuclear fusion energy from the sun. Hopefully they're not eeeevil scientists, MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Incredible moment gang of plucky otters chase off a massive crocodile
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Jane Fonda, 80, wants the world to know that she still loves porn despite closing up her cheese shop downtown
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Tue September 11, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Ryanair passengers rack up lines of cocaine on tray table, are immediately charged $25 snorting fee
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Couples driven wild by "Golden Arch" sex position which guarantees better orgasms. I, for one, am lovin' it (NSFW)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Can someone please pick up the space courtesy phone, it seems aliens are trying to reach us again (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon September 10, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Student hires maid, private chef, butler, 3 footman, house manager, chauffeur, 3 housekeepers and a gardener to start uni
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Sun September 09, 2018
(Business Insider)
 
 
 
On the recent news that the Eagles have dethroned the King of Pop from the top of the all-time album list, we at the Sunday Morning Music Club are curious which album(s) YOU have listened to the most?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Wealthy couple created 'designer grandson' after harvesting sperm from dead son
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
The secret of a long-lasting healthy life may be to suck the blood of millennials
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Fri September 07, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bizarre creature comes ashore in Thailand. Officials aren't sure what deformed the chest area so strangely (NSFW)
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Thu September 06, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Man fakes kidnapping to scam £80 from his girlfriend to get drunk, gets put in jail and misses the birth of his first child. But it's okay because she forgives him
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Shellfish worker whips out giant lobster for lunch, crabby son and social media ridicule him for not sharing
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Rude looking radish" makes headlines in the UK. Wife not impressed when her husband pulled this out
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Wed September 05, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
You just might be a racist if you taser your police force's own race relations adviser (who happens to be black) because he looks like a suspect to a crime (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
UFOs 'spotted' flying over Donald Trump's Turnberry golf course in Scotland on August 16 apparently didn't get the memo that he wouldn't be there to get picked up to stand trial by our overlords for transgressions against humanity
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Meet the shark whisperer who makes a killer tiger shark act like a puppy. Still no word if he fetches (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue September 04, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's unluckiest man misses lottery win after being hit by car and then accidentally sets his his apartment on fire while drowning sorrows
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Come to the beach for fun in the sun, stay to get your willy stung by a stingray
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Mon September 03, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Divers descend into the darkness of the ocean depths to explore sunken warships. The sun is there (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun September 02, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Your hole is our goal" - the rudest advertising slogans
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(ITV)
 
 
 
Daily Fail: The Norfolk police force closes cases if a computer decides there is no chance of making an arrest. Police force responds: Norfolking way
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
This kid loves Fortnite so much he headbutted his mom over it
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
First 'sex robot' movie hits screens and is being called 'the next big thing'
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Thu August 30, 2018
(Unilad)
 
 
 
Mass brawl starts on plane after drunk woman "gets her boobs out and starts giving lads lapdances"
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Wed August 29, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Bridezilla is furious at her maid of honor for 'stealing her thunder' by getting engaged before her wedding (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Google users spot something unusual lurking in a cemetery on Street View ... and by something unusual they mean TERRIFYING
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Mon August 27, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Boeing reveals that soon planes will be flying with just one pilot at the controls and just a blow-up back-up pilot to help out if anything goes wrong ....and of course nothing will go wrong (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun August 26, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Viagra deaths on the rise as drug is linked to deaths of 19 Brits in one year
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Experts say two-day weekend could be damaging your health - we should get THREE days
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(YouTube)
 
 
 
We're keeping things simple this week with the Sunday Morning Music Club: post or link the last song you listened to (by choice). Subby is apparently reliving his soft rock R&B childhood
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Fri August 24, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sure drinking eight beers and six glasses of wine on a flight then drunkenly yelling 'we're all going to die' might make your fellow passengers a little antsy
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Clueless married couple who couldn't get pregnant realise they had mistakenly been having anal sex for four years and wife was still a virgin
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Thu August 23, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Russian guy at a night club is accidentally bumped by another guy on the dance floor. A moment later, he single-handedly knocks the fark out of six guys (with one-minute video) (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Noob swinger doesn't understand first rule of gang bang swingers club: Let your partner help another lad with his socks if she wants to
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Pics of glitches in the Matrix (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Loser of a groom blows almost entire wedding budget on Mr. Bean impersonator and leaves practically nothing for the bridesmaids' dresses
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Topless Elizabeth Hurley shows us her breast...stroke... and now that they're gone, WTF is happening with Ben Affleck? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue August 21, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
The Sun is there for another Victorian child mugshot roundup - "real-life Oliver Twists" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman cancels dream wedding just a week before the big day after discovering her fiancé watches porn
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Come to Disneyland Paris for the big le mouse and all the other fun attractions, stay for the poisonous toxic fumes
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Sun August 19, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Teenage boy rushed to hospital after being hit by falling sheep while hiking. Ewe the humanity
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(Music Radar)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club is ready to crank things up with the best song intros of all time ... the ones radio deejays love to ruin with their incessant yapping. Sorry, pet peeve
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Most of us don't always read instructions or turn packets over to read all the information. As it turns out, we may have been missing some hilarious hidden messages (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sat August 18, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Meghan Markle's dad attempts to get back into good graces with the Royal Family, compares them to kooked-up Scientologists because of their 'cult-like' secrecy
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Fri August 17, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Drunk airline passenger dressed up as Tinkerbell is marched off the flight by armed police after threatening to 'cut everyone up' (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed August 15, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
US is the only advanced country where the average American worker (slave) takes less vacation time than a Medieval peasant. Now back to work you dogs (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
Boobies
 
Footie fans including kids stunned after X-rated TV channel shown at stadium
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(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as sackcloth, and the moon became as blood, and Sarah Huckabee Sanders apologized (sort of) for a misleading statement
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(Vice)
 
 
 
And as the sun rises in the East, research shows Alex Jones is wrong
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Tue August 14, 2018
(Carl Sagan Portal)
 
 
 
Shudder in fear at the beast that ate Jaws and then burn in the deadly secrets of the Sun in the Tuesday Night Science Channel Discussion Thread, 9PM Eastern
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Space Nazis. I hate Space Nazis. But if it means we can jettison Roger Stone into the sun...well I still hate Space Nazis
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Mon August 13, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Like a rooster trying to get credit for the sun rising, Democratic mega-donor and billionaire Tom Steyer says he's going to spend $10 million of "get out the Vote" efforts ahead of the 2018 mid terms
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Sun August 12, 2018
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
A flash of brilliance, a capture of the zeitgeist, riding the wave of success all for a brief moment in time... this week the Sunday Morning Music Club celebrates lightning in a bottle with the search for the best one-hit wonders of all time
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Fri August 10, 2018
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
First coronal mass ejection from a star other than the sun observed. Peter North duly impressed
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Here hold this woman's clothes, she wants to buy a beer (NSFW)
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(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Blue crystals trapped inside meteorite that predates the planets shows evidence that the Sun was having temper tantrums when it was young
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Family is outraged, OUTRAGED I tell you after their application for social housing was rejected. Fark: Because officials discovered they had blown a quarter of a million pounds of an inheritance (possible nsfw content on page)
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Thu August 09, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Finally, the wardrobe malfunction you've been waiting for (NSFW)
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Wed August 08, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Nobody will see us here, in the middle of a park, in broad daylight
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Tue August 07, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Some people have important things to do in life, some feel the need to cheer on randy pigeons into having sex on rooftops. The Sun is there with this riveting news coverage
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
One million-strong ant army marches on monster wasp nest, conquers it after overcoming the logistics of building a bridge. Says that bastard Alan Rails is next
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Mon August 06, 2018
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Birds on the Alabama coastline still trying to recover from the BP oil spill now have to contend with dickwad volleyball players putting their eggs in the sun to bake
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Sun August 05, 2018
(Some Road Tripper)
 
 
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is heading out on the highway for the Great American Road Trip ... and needs some help with travelin' music. What should be on the cruising playlist?
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Fri August 03, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Dublin Zoo welcomes a male baby scimitar-horned oryx, a species now extinct in the wild, into the world. You say WTF is a scimitar-horned oryx? Well now it's cute, but sooner or later it will slice you in two if you call it a unicorn
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Thu August 02, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
In Japan, you can now pay for a private booth with one-hour VR porn session. But really, who wants to pay for a 57-minute nap? (possible NSFW content on page)
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Wed August 01, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Woman found dead at roadside GETS UP and flashes lorry driver before bolting
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Tue July 31, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
A fascinating look at how NASA's new Parker Solar Probe will manage to stay cool near the Sun. Subby's money is on "arriving at night during an eclipse"
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Mon July 30, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Well I've heard of hung like a horse but never a Chihuahua. Bless him though" (NSFW)
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Sun July 29, 2018
(NPR)
 
 
 
Subby's friend dismissively claims "modern country music is nothing but pop music with a fiddle." Grab your hats and boots and let's prove him wrong this week in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Thu July 26, 2018
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Today's thing you've been doing all wrong: eating pasta (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed July 25, 2018
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Zoo in Egypt tries to pass a donkey off as a Zebra by painting it, makes ass out of itself
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Tue July 24, 2018
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Man walks into a supermarket with a sheep, attacks security guard with a metal pole. Cause that's how they do it in Ireland
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Sun July 22, 2018
(Billboard)
 
 
 
This week the Sunday Morning Music Club takes a trip back in time exactly 40 years to determine if music was indeed really better in the '70s or if it's just onion-on-your-belt nostalgia listening through rose-colored speakers
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