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headlines found matching 'The Sun'
Fri July 03, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
World's largest pension fund loses a record $165bil in the Worst Quarter Ever. Forced retirements rising like the sun
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It's like a tsunami wave on your wedding day
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Thu July 02, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dog groomer thinks animal abuse is cute, transforms her poodles into crazy multicoloured creations with non-toxic vegan dye
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Wed July 01, 2020
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
NASA has created a stunning time-lapse of the Sun's activity over the last 10 years. It's better than Cats. Subby can watch it again and again and again
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Tue June 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Apparently using a rubber chicken to operate the plane throttle is unprofessional for a pilot when you have hundreds of people on board ...although pilot Captain Clarence Oveur would probably disagree
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Mon June 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Some were flying around but there was just a massive ball of bees in the trampoline"
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
They said I could become anything, so I decided to look like I was Minecraft
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
The first rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule about Murderous Swan Fight Club is you do not to try to break it up (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun June 28, 2020
(Rolling Stone)
 
 
 
Singing the songs of summer in the Sunday Morning Music Club
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Sat June 27, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Photo of the ISS taken by an amateur astronomer shows the docked Crew Dragon and even the station's robotic arm. The Sun is there
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Fri June 26, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Sabre-rattling Greek navy fights back at Turkey's aggression ... by sinking an abandoned warship close to Turkish holiday islands in the Mediterranean. No word yet if decommissioned transport ship was able to fight back
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(9News (Australia))
 
 
 
NASA's amazing time-lapse video shows 10 years of the Sun in all its fiery nature in an hour. Protip: Try not to stare into the Sun for a whole hour, you know what they say about that
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(Gizmodo)
 
 
 
A Mac Pro saddlebag for riding your Intel Mac off into the sunset
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Thu June 25, 2020
(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
How bad is the surge of COVID-19 cases in the sunbelt for Trump? "There is no guarantee Trump can squeeze out enough rural votes to hold Texas"
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Wed June 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Guinness brewery steps up to the bar to resupply Irish pubs with fresh pints for its coronavirus reopening on Monday with thousands of kegs. Bonus: They're also 'Raising the Bar' to fund and help pubs pay for new hygiene and safety measures
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(Inverse)
 
 
 
Set the controls for a close approach to the Sun
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Have an extra £3m between you and your posse? Rent the world's most expensive superyacht for a week to get blotto on. Comes with mini-submarine station, flyboards, hoverboards, sea scooters and heli-pad. Bonus hospital for after you wreck youself
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Men from Wales and women from East of England most likely to have had sex outside. I heard they're farking in tents (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Petite foodie blogger is Subby's kind of girl, she tackles a mammoth 4,000 calorie fish and chip feast in just 30 minutes - and still has room for a pint
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(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
Want to see the sunset on Uranus?
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Tue June 23, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Grieving pet owner filled with happiness after she sees beloved dog's face in the clouds on her way to doggo heaven
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Sun June 21, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club is going down memory lane this Father's Day: what's your favorite musical memory with your dad?
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Queen abhors Everly Brothers music, likening it to two cats being strangled. She prefers ABBA, is undecided about Queen
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Woman's husband has become obsessed with becoming top barbecue "himfluencer" and makes family dinners unbearable. Weekly food shopping is dictated by what food will photograph best, and he talks her ear off about tactics to attract followers
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Sat June 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
School gives students homework assignment on how to plan their own funeral. Was that wrong ... was it too ghoulish?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Here's the fastest way to chill your warm bottle beer or wine using SALT, ice and water during this scorching summer
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Mercury News)
 
 
 
The Sunshine State sees a record number of COVID-19 cases upon reopening. Not THAT Sunshine State. The other one
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Wed June 17, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Two options that Biden has to ensure electoral victory in the 2020 presidential election are to 1) Rebuild the Blue Wall or B) Chase the Sun Belt. [whynotboth.jpeg]
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
How welcome are drunk Brits in holiday places throughout the world? The 'good' Germans are raving about Brit-free Majorca and relishing how 'quiet' it is without blotto Brit 20-somethings causing trouble
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
"Oh my God. I feel like I shouldn't be on the telly right now. It feels so nice" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue June 16, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Due to the coronavirus we can only have ten people to Mum's funeral. My eldest sister wants to invite Mum's five siblings, and the other insists on bringing her husband. Are my three kids SOL? Dear LW: Yep; point them to the livestream
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Mon June 15, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Solar Orbiter makes first close pass of the sun, getting as close as 48 million miles from surface. "We have never taken pictures of the sun from a closer distance than this"
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(Forbes)
 
 
 
Oh great, now we've done it; we've upset the sun
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Sun June 14, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A Black Lives Matter hero, who happens to be black, carried a stricken "far-right" rival. who happens to be white, to safety saying: "I want equality for all" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Top Tenz)
 
 
 
Over the past few weeks, the Sunday Morning Music Club has focused on various popular instruments. This week we're looking for great songs that featured really odd instruments, the stranger the better
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Fri June 12, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Totally calm man takes a meat cleaver to the head, casually strolls into a hospital to see if staff can doing anything about his minor headache (graphic)
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Wed June 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Not so fast Europeans who think you'll be able to booze up it like the good old days before the coronavirus, here comes your 'pay double Helpy Hour' and 'covid service fee' at your bars
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Tue June 09, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Writer attempts to trash Tom Hanks, the most well-liked celebrity on the planet, and his movies. Since this is The Sun, you know who to side with this
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(Apollo-gies)
 
 
 
What ancient Greek myths can teach us in the present day, including "don't fly too close to the Sun," "spring will come again," and "don't always try to be the centaur of attention"
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Sun June 07, 2020
(Some Horny Guy)
 
 
 
This week in the Sunday Morning Music Club: let's hear it for the horn section. 'Cause you ain't got class if you don't have brass
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Thu June 04, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's Department of Business has secret two-stage plan for reopening pubs, asks breweries to deliver 250 million pints of kegged beer by June 15 so that these long-silent boozing bastions can open by month's end (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Oh yeah, that's totally normal. He'll grow up well-adjusted and sane, I'm sure (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed June 03, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Harvard University study says couples should wear face masks during sex to cut risk of spreading the coronavirus, big brown bags if partners are fugly
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
'Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun. Imagine it, Smithers. electrical lights and heaters, running all day long.'
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Sun May 31, 2020
(Paste Magazine)
 
Audio
 
This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is looking for songs of hope and perseverance to help bring a ray of sunshine through these dark and troubled times
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Sat May 30, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: Out of concern for me, Mum put me in her best friend's house so I could more easily commute to my essential job. This incredibly hot cougar and I are boning every night, and she says we are each other's "lockdown prize." Should I stop?
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Fri May 29, 2020
(CTV News)
 
 
 
Morning rituals: make coffee, grab the newspaper, step out back to admire the sunrise, look at the moose in your pool, listen to the bi- wait, what?
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 45-year-old single guy who enjoys wearing women's clothing, but only alone at home, not hanging around in bars. Nevertheless at the pub I got drunk and told my mates of my lingerie love, and I worry what they think of me. Help
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(Reuters)
 
 
 
Japan won't let the sun go down on Nissan
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Thu May 28, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Glimpse of what post-coronavirus restaurant seating plans will look like, complete with glass 'lampshade' bubble pods to keep us safe. No word yet on whether they will come with state of the art "Get Smart" communications
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Two UK fast-food junkies craving McDonald's after eight weeks of lockdown take 250-mile round trip to nearest drive-thru. Because crap food is just that good
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Ever wonder where McNuggets actually come from? Apparently they're from B&M's and only cost £1.99 (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue May 26, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Polish version of '50 Shades' to hit Netflix next month. No word if its' simply looking at paint samples (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad saves son from rare WWI grenade turtle. Bonus: dad is an "ex-juggler"
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Mon May 25, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
I have no idea about what coronavirus rubbish you're talking about, so here's a bunch of Scottish residents dancing with their wheelie bins to Tina Turner's cover of Proud Mary
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Sun May 24, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
Whether in the shower, the car, around a campfire, or just randomly in public, what is that one song you love to sing along with? The Sunday Morning Music Club disavows all responsibility for any earworms resulting from this thread
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Fri May 22, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: I'm a 55-year-old semi-retired pizza delivery guy who fancies a 21-year-old coworker, but I want more out of the relationship than just being a mate or father figure. She recently lost her dad. Should I step up and fill the void?
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Thu May 21, 2020
(Space.com)
 
 
 
Parker Solar Probe starts lookIng into the sights of the sun, tests theory that whoa mama that's where the fun is
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Rookie UK police officer doesn't get the free donut thing, now banned from force for life after stealing seven huge English breakfast fry-ups within first week on the job
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Wed May 20, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
"Hot" Russian nurse in male-only ward now faces a sacking for wearing just "lingerie" beneath her highly transparent PPE gear
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Tue May 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Masks on, clothes off (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Don't EVER accuse Irish football fans of being Irish in these coronavirus times
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Mon May 18, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Sitting on your roof naked clutching cannabis and surrounded by police is no way to escape a drug raid at your home
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Sun May 17, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Talk about hammering the spike into the railbed: Risky randy couple put their lives at risk with steamy rail tracks romp
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(TimeOut)
 
 
 
With everything going on in the world these days, what we really need right now is some good old fashioned soul music. Welcome, my brothers and sisters, to the Sunday Morning Music Club
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Idiot rips up his coronavirus stimulus check. Something about not wanting 'Trump money' in his house
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Sat May 16, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
The Sun will be social distancing too
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Wed May 13, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Surely these French nursery school children sitting alone in their own playground 'isolation sections' will not surrender once the bouncy ball goes bouncing through their school yard
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
'Murder hornets' spotted in the UK. As usual, the Sun has a calm, rational headline to alleviate any fears the British people may have...uh oh (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Not YOU, of course, but average Americans (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
TV chef and arrogant douchenozzle extraordinaire Gordon Ramsay continues to flaunt all UK lockdown rules by going fishing and showing off his catch on Instagram for the minions to get hangry at
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Sun May 10, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
We share a lot of great tunes each week in the Sunday Morning Music Club, but that ends today. Prepare yourself for the musical apocalypse as we search for the most annoying "popular" songs of all time
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Fri May 08, 2020
(YouTube)
 
 
 
What happens when you take high res images of the sun for a week and make a movie out of them? You drool, thats what happens
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Apparently the Sundance Film Festival in January was the "first petri dish" of coronavirus in the US
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Thu May 07, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Honey Boo Boo's Mama June begs fans to pay cash to chat with her (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed May 06, 2020
(Phys Org2)
 
 
 
The sun is currently less active magnetically than other stars. Of course it could just be bi-polar
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Bloomberg)
 
 
 
Japan's PM extends the lockdown, now says the sun will rise on May 31
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(News.com.au)
 
 
 
Coronavirus worried it might have contracted a case of Piers Morgan
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Sun May 03, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
A third Russian doctor who tried to sound the alarm about coronavirus preparedness has now mysteriously fallen out a window. What a weird coincidence
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(Jayski's Silly Season Site)
 
 
 
Will Denny Hamlin hide the remotes? Will all the cars wad up? Is Blake Shelton gonna bring back the sunshine? It's the Finish Line 150 live from virtual Dover, beginning at 1 PM ET on Fox, FS1, and driver's streams on Twitch
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(Some Bass Guy)
 
 
 
They rarely get the respect they deserve, but try to imagine modern music without the bass guitar. This week, the Sunday Morning Music Club is going low and looking for the best bass lines of all time
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Sat May 02, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
What made the Sun look like a brilliant galaxy 10 days ago in Virginia?
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Conversation)
 
 
 
Never as good as your siblings? The Sun is there
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Robo-Gorilla is watching other gorillas as they sing and fart (possible nsfw content on page)
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Wed April 29, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
It appears that Gordon Ramsay is not only an arrogant celebrity chef, he's also one of those those arrogant douchenozzle cyclists, here he is being filmed jumping a red light and almost causing crash
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Tue April 28, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Britain's favorite snack is A: Tea and crumpets? B: Bacon sarnies? or C: Cheese on toast? "Time in lockdown has certainly seen extra snacking" (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dear Deidre: My 7-year-old is crying endlessly over idea that his beloved granddads could die of coronavirus. Since he is 100 percent correct, what can I possibly say to settle him down, other than assuring him they are both self-isolating?
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Mon April 27, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
Weeners
 
In today's trunk stump news, Scots mum in stitches after rude tree cutting looks exactly like a willy. Yes, she was taking a wee break by working on some wood in the backyard
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Because people who drink a lot of beer together are good at staying away from each other, a UK government adviser says pub beer gardens should reopen as long as boozers can social distance
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Sun April 26, 2020
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
Sing us a song, you're the piano man ... this week the Sunday Morning Music Club is tickling the ivories in search of the best piano songs of all time
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Sat April 25, 2020
(Globe and Mail)
 
 
 
Weasels, angry they can't make money off of a family that wishes no part of their shenanigans, call the subjects self absorbed for refusing to dance for them
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Fri April 24, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Again showing that Irish boozers will not let the coronavirus pandemic take them down, publicans open first virtual pub and becomes the only boozer open during lockdown
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(The Atlantic)
 
 
 
On the day after Donald Trump suggested mainlining bleach and sticking UV rays where the sun don't shine, it's time to look back at the time when the most controversial medical advice coming out of the White House was to eat vegetables and exercise
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Tue April 21, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The 'Gimp Man of Essex' goes out shopping for his essentials, stuns other shoppers who are perplexed he's not wearing his ball gag for coronavirus protection
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Mon April 20, 2020
(AP News)
 
 
 
Harry and Meghan say they won't cooperate with UK tabloids. The Sun is there and it will burn them
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Dad goes old school hardcore after having a toothache after he fails to get emergency dentist appointment during lockdown
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Sun April 19, 2020
(Dr. Funkenstein)
 
 
 
One nation, under a groove, getting down just for the Sunday Morning Music Club. Ow, we want the funk. Give up the funk. Ow, we need the funk. We gotta have that funk
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Tue April 14, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots holiday boozers are not letting the coronavirus pandemic go to waste, will be heading to Spain to find beer prices that are as low as 50p after lockdown
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(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Scots inventor launches Gyr8tr sex toy that's 'more reliable than hubby or the postman' as it always delivers. Hey oh
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Sun April 12, 2020
(Some Drum Head)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club don't want to work, just wants to bang on a drum all day ... so let's get primal with the best drumming songs of all time
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Sat April 11, 2020
(The Sun)
 
Weeners
 
Nearly 400 women have joined a UK dating site for men with big penises in just one week. Ron Jeremy seen wiping tears from his eyes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri April 10, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Cider vinegar, garlic, rosemary, lemongrass, parsley and a bay leaf are used in A) song lyrics B) pot roast or C) a coronovirus cure used by a British TV host
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(Some Guy)
 
 
 
More fun that going on another bloody fetch quest it's the Friday Fark Gaming Thread. LGT Close to the Sun & Sherlock Holmes free at Epic. What have you been playing this week? Side note: games you miss from when you played them as a kid? Tell us
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Thu April 09, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
STOP THE PRESSES: Two British people you've never heard of have split up (possible nsfw content on page)
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(Guardian)
 
 
 
Hundreds of US newspapers face "extinction-level" crisis due to Covid-19
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Mon April 06, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Doesn't matter, had sex and Covid (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun April 05, 2020
(MIT)
 
 
 
People say there's too much sax and violins in the world today, but we here at the Sunday Morning Music Club disagree. Let the horns blow and the strings sing (and whatever you do, don't click the link)
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Sat April 04, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
The earliest surviving record of the F-word has been found in a National Library of Scotland vault. Like most things Scots say you can barely understand what "wan frkkit funling" means
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Tue March 31, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Spiffy: Prince William wants to return to piloting an air ambulance to "do his bit" in the fight against coronavirus. Fark: With Charles in recovery, Andrew a pariah, and Harry and Meghan off to Hollywood, he has to stay a "Senior Working Royal" (possible nsfw content on page)
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Mon March 30, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
The sun rises, the sun sets, the Yankees suck, Duke sucks, and Khabib-Ferguson looking like it'll get cancelled for a fifth time due to various travel bans
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Fears of societal breakdown as marauding gangs start taking over deserted streets, stealing food and defecating in public
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(The Sun)
 
 
 
Lasagna sandwich, horrific food abomination or GREATEST IDEA EVAR? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Buzzfeed)
 
 
 
Cooped up? Got a touch of cabin fever? Well, the Sunday Morning Music Club wants to help turn that frown upside down by finding the perfect songs guaranteed to make you smile
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Thu March 26, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Spanish police forced to play bad 'orgy' cops after randy revellers try to organise a drug-fuelled orgy during coronavirus lockdown
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Hundreds of Aussie backpackers attend huge Bondi Beach party after ignoring coronavirus warning. Welp this being Australia you pretty much know how this is going to end
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Science Alert)
 
 
 
The Sun's magnetic bubble looks like your swollen, alcohol-bloated liver
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Sun March 22, 2020
(The New Yorker)
 
 
 
The Sunday Morning Music Club challenge: creating the perfect quarantine playlist
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Fri March 20, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Out-of-work strippers launch coronavirus food delivery service called "Boober-Eats" to help vulnerable people in self-isolation. Bless them for they are truly doing god's work (NSFW, but you're stuck at home anyway, so who's going to complain? The cat?)
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Thu March 19, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
BREAKING: London's water pipes (possible nsfw content on page)
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Tue March 17, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
On the plus side the Coronavirus lockdown is massively improving the world's air quality
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Mon March 16, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Coronavirus causing sex doll shortage in UK and US as Chinese factories halt production. Spokesperson for dolls reportedly has no reaction to news (possible nsfw content on page)
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(The US Sun)
 
 
 
Joe Biden coughs into his hand as he answers coronavirus question at Sunday's debate. Since this is the Sun, OMG Joe Biden's got the VIRUS and will keel over ANY MINUTE
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Sun March 15, 2020
(The Sun)
 
 
 
Do you know how to hold a beer? (possible nsfw content on page)
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Fri March 13, 2020
(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Irish Coronavirus priorities: Publicans call on Govt to offer specific advice on how Irish boozers should deal with the virus
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Mon March 09, 2020
(The Scottish Sun)
 
 
 
Hey if you gotta go you gotta go, even if it's in the middle of your Best in Show victory lap
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(The Sun (Ireland))
 
 
 
Footballer Cristiano Ronaldo high-fives thousands of invisible fans as coronavirus sees Juventus win against Inter played in an empty stadium
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