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Mon June 29, 2020
(Chattanooga Pulse)
 
 
 
So with COVID-19 flaring up across the country, Americans are planning on drastically curtailing summer travel plans, right? Right? AAA: "Yeah, about that"
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Fri June 26, 2020
(Esquire)
 
 
 
Think we're in the golden age of geeky, pop-culture films? See what ran in just 10 weeks during the summer of 1982: The Thing, Poltergeist, The Road Warrior, Tron, Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan, Conan the Barbarian, and E.T. Oh--and Blade Runner
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Tue June 23, 2020
(Forbes)
 
 
 
Is the LHC the end of the road for particle physics?
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
If you live in a state that Clinton won, you're on the road to recovery. Trumplandia? Boy are you guys f*cked
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Mon June 15, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
A grizzly bear super mom famous for showing tourists her cubs at the roadside has given birth to her 17th baby despite being one of the oldest grizzlies to live outside a zoo
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Tue June 09, 2020
(TechSpot)
 
 
 
Huawei buys a 2 year launch ramp to build their own hardware ecosystem. Will have to tighten its belt and stick to the road for that short of a timeframe
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Fri June 05, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
Small White Town + 3 Black Men. You betcha that's a call to the police. Also local police blotter is always worth reading
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Thu June 04, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
So about that claim that tear gas wasn't used so the chicken could cross the road
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Tue June 02, 2020
(Wonkette)
 
 
 
Why Did The Chickensh*t Cross The Road? A helpful recap (with all the swears)
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(Ipswitch Star)
 
 
 
The very dictionary definition of slow news
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Fri May 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
"It is unclear how or why the woman was naked"
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Wed May 27, 2020
(Fark)
 
 
 
Why did Hemingway's chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, terse edition
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Tue May 26, 2020
(WAVY Virginia)
 
 
 
Naked man arrested in the road in Myrtle Beach. With 'Yep, he's naked' video
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Thu May 21, 2020
(CNBC)
 
 
 
With summer driving season about to start, nobody really knows how many jackasses or sickos (you decide) will be on the road
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Tue May 19, 2020
(Fox 35 Orlando)
 
 
 
Next up in stupid social distancing experiments - the Road Rave
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(Uproxx)
 
 
 
With flights and personal finances being as they are, how about we share options and tips for road trip ideas? Here's everything we need to know for a COVID-Era summer road trip
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Mon May 18, 2020
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
The road less graveled - and that has made all the difference
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Wed May 13, 2020
(NBC Bay Area)
 
 
 
One positive about the lockdown is that there are fewer cars on the road to get in the way when gunfire erupts
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Mon May 11, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
U.S. diplomat's wife who killed a motorcyclist while driving on the wrong side of the road: "I have diplomatic immunity." Interpol: "It's been revoked"
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Sat May 09, 2020
(The New York Times)
 
 
 
Lawyer who leaked video of killing of Ahmaud Arbery did so to dispel rumors it was "two men with a Confederate flag in the back of a truck going down the road and shooting a jogger in the back." Umm...WTF?
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Thu May 07, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
20,000 teens just received driver licenses without a road test. Good thing there's no one on the roa... oh hi Georgia
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Mug-shot-glass)
 
 
 
Things you should try and negotiate: (a) your starting salary, (b) hotel comps, (c) a curve in the road
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Thu April 30, 2020
(The Daily Beast)
 
 
 
Europe thinks the US is ignorant for reopening in a rush. And these are people who drive on the wrong side of the road and call fries "chips"
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(BBC-US)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? In Crawford County, Kansas it's probably to add to the casualty count of The Fried Chicken War
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Wed April 29, 2020
(MLive.com)
 
 
 
Michigan State Police would like to remind you that even though there are fewer cars on the road, speed limits are still a thing... that means you Mr. Ohio plates going 180 mph
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(12News Phoenix)
 
 
 
"This is a true Arizonan. Pregnant, on the phone with no hands, picking up a snake out of the middle of the road in the middle of nowhere with her flip flop"
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Wed April 15, 2020
(Delta Optimist)
 
 
 
"It's nighttime, I'm drunk, I'm in bathrobe and slippers, have a full charge on the golf cart, and it's 2 miles to Tsawwassen. Hit it"
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Tue April 14, 2020
(Click On Detroit)
 
 
 
We are all going through a tough time right now being socially isolated during this uncertain time, but honking your horn like a jackass and ending up in your underwear on someone else's roof isn't going to make those zoom hangouts any more bearable
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(AutoBlog)
 
 
 
Bill Murray helps retool Jeep Superbowl ad as coronavirus PSA. Doesn't advocate groundhogs driving since nobody's on the road
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Fri April 10, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
Q: What's the difference between watching church online vs. having thousands of people out on the road in a pandemic to attend "drive-in" church? A: Online church can't bully you into rolling down your window for the collection plate
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Thu April 09, 2020
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Some people see a national pandemic as a time to stay safe. Others see a chance to blitz across an empty continent and set a new Cannonball record
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(LA Times)
 
 
 
Shouldn't car insurance be cheaper in these dark coronavirus times? You know, with so many fewer people driving on all the roads
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Wed April 08, 2020
(MSN)
 
 
 
Cole the Deaf Dog takes his message of kindness and happiness on the road
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(KPEL 96.5 Lafayette)
 
 
 
Logan's Roadhouse hits the road
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Tue March 31, 2020
(Twitter Donald Trump)
 
 
 
It turns out the roadway to hell was paved during Infrastructure Week
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(The Newspaper)
 
 
 
Ticket camera companies' stock is down 50% due to a reduced number of victims on the road. Fark: They consider themselves "essential" businesses
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Mon March 30, 2020
(Twitter)
 
 
 
With fewer cars on the road, police see an uptick in speeding ...which means more money for them and less for the speeding now more than ever public
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Sun March 29, 2020
(Tech Xplore)
 
 
 
Car infotainment centers more dangerous than drinking and driving. Nobody saw that coming
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Fri March 20, 2020
(WJHL Tri-Cities)
 
 
 
Farkworthy lede: "The best part of waking up is probably not Folgers on the road"
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Thu March 12, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
The burial pits Iran is digging for its COVID-19 deaths are big enough to be seen from space. Of course, the roads, buildings, and cars in the picture around them can also be seen from space, so this might just be one of those clickbait headlines (link fixed)
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Wed March 11, 2020
(Google)
 
 
 
Two guys were walking down the road, one with a bag of donuts in his hand. He says to the other guy "If you can guess how many donuts are in the bag, you can have both of them." It's your Bad Joke Thursday thread (LGN)
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