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headlines found matching 'The Road'
Fri July 01, 2022
(Thrillist)
 
 
 
You may want to sit down for this, but people will be traveling over the July 4th weekend
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Fri June 24, 2022
(Atlas Obscura)
 
 
 
... and that is why she is buried in the middle of the road
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Wed June 22, 2022
(Guardian)
 
 
 
Our house, next to the sinkhole in our street
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Mon June 13, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
With the series at 2-2, it is now a best-of-3 NBA Finals. Can the Boston Celtics steal another one on the road? Or will the Golden State Warriors be the ones that win and be one game away from being crowned NBA Champs? It begins at 9:00 PM ET on ABC
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Sat June 11, 2022
(Patch)
 
 
 
Some are black, some are gray, some are brown. Some are even red. In California we have plaid and patch. What color are the roads where you live?
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Wed June 08, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go to Boston for Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Can the Celtics take back the series lead? Or will the Golden State Warriors shock them on the road to go up 2-1? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on ABC. Celtic pride or a B.C. def-eat?
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Mon June 06, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
Ax-wielding driver? Ax-wielding driver
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Sun June 05, 2022
(IndyCar)
 
 
 
After last weeks exciting Indy 500 we are back to the road courses. Newgarden has the pole with Sato along side. Weather is warm with a chance of showers for the last trip to Belle Isle. This is your Indycar Grand Prix of Detroit at 3:30pm EDT on USA
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Wed June 01, 2022
(KIRO-7 Seattle)
 
 
 
The Washington State Patrol is launching a major effort to make sure drivers' loads are secured, because the last thing you want to do is blow your load on the side of the road
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Sat May 28, 2022
(BBC-US)
 
 
 
The world's most beautiful road trip?
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(NHL)
 
 
 
We were cruelly denied Johnny Sex Cup bonus hockey and maybe Game 7 with 6 seconds left last night, can Margot's boys rise to the occasion? Or will the Jerks break their win at home/lose on the road pattern and end the series tonight? Pucks @ 8pm ET
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Thu May 26, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
We go back to San Francisco for Game 5 of the Western Conference Finals. It is the second attempt for the Warriors to eliminate the Mavericks. Dallas would love to beat Golden State again. What will happen? Find out at 9:00 PM ET on TNT
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Wed May 18, 2022
(Some Guy)
 
 
 
'THERE'S A GIANT WIENER IN THE ROAD' yet subby hasn't left the house
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Wed May 11, 2022
(Jalopnik)
 
 
 
900hp Shelby Mustang? So good it Hertz. Rent wisely. Love the road. Maybe buy the insurance?
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Sun May 01, 2022
(Some Seltzer)
 
 
 
If a crashed truck spills White Claw all over the road, where do you bury the survivors?
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(CBS News)
 
 
 
She is truly a tree hugger
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Tue April 26, 2022
(AL.com)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken parts cover the road?
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Mon April 25, 2022
(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
"Every single Tesla on the road has been recalled"
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Sat April 23, 2022
(Cycling News)
 
 
 
Colnago's new bicycle costs over $18,000 fully loaded, but that does include an NFT stuck to one of the tubes, so there's that
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Sun April 17, 2022
(WXYZ Detroit)
 
 
 
♫ ♬ The wheels from the bus race past the bus, past the bus, past the bus ♫ ♬
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Fri April 15, 2022
(WPXI.com)
 
 
 
Pennsylvania man takes a page out of South Dakota AG's book of lies
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Thu April 14, 2022
(Twitter)
 
 
 
Why did the kagu cross the road? To get to the other side of the road in the dense mountain forests of New Caledonia
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Wed April 13, 2022
(Some Wild and Crazy Guy)
 
 
 
"Vadim's Crazy Tours got a new formulation - 'I put on my helmet and body armor which I didn't even wear at the frontline and hit the road'" - scary tag because there isn't a crazy one
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(KRTV Great Falls)
 
 
 
Pony Montana gets three feet of snow. This is not a repeat from that one shot in Scarface
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(MLive.com)
 
 
 
The Michigan DNR saying not to worry about all the headless deer being spotted on the side of the road is not as reassuring as they think it is
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Mon April 11, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Apparently "the Butcher of Syria" isn't just the name of the halal place down the road
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Mon April 04, 2022
(ESPN)
 
 
 
The road ends here with the National Championship. Will the Tar Heels complete the improbable and beat Kansas? Or will the Jayhawks send them back to North Carolina with a loss? Have you won your office bracket pool? Game is at 9:20 PM ET on TBS
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Sat April 02, 2022
(Some Driver)
 
 
 
"Hey, look at that mama griz playing with her three cubs on the side of the road, and AAHHHHHHGHGHHH"
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Mon March 28, 2022
(Medical Xpress)
 
 
 
Creative thinkers' brains are wired differently, take the road less traveled. Researchers did not correlate their findings with the amount of clutter found on the test subjects' desks
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Tue March 22, 2022
(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Even as I was saying this, an old rattletrap coach was pulling in off the road. At its controls was Magister Sark. It was one of those freakish coincidences that made some people believe in spirits and MSNBC threads at 7pm Eastern
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(WMTW Portland)
 
 
 
Seek other roads, for the poop truck hath overturned and the poop lay in the roadway
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Fri March 18, 2022
(Fox 43 Pennsylvania)
 
 
 
"Hear that weird purr from the engine? We should see what it is"
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Thu March 17, 2022
(CTV News)
 
 
 
"Lucky I didn't tell him about the dirty knife"
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Mon March 14, 2022
(NYPost)
 
 
 
There once was a ferry summer reservation window in Nantucket, but UPS forgot and the ferry says suck it, we can't make more room, even if summer goes boom, so take this here chicken and cross the road or something
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Sat March 12, 2022
(Wikipedia)
 
 
 
Jack Kerouac would have been 100 years old today. But don't pour one out for him - drink it all instead, then get On The Road to his hometown of Lowell, Massachusetts and leave your empties at his grave
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Wed March 09, 2022
(Fark Fiction Anthology)
 
 
 
Why did the chicken cross the road? To die. In the rain. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Hemingway style edition
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