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Mon July 13, 2020
(Daily Mail)
 
 
 
♫ Her name was Lola, she was a showgirl. With yellow feathers in her hair, and a dress cut down to there. ♫ She went to the beach. To work on her tan. ♫ She was turned away by police by the orders of The Man. At the CO-PAAAA...Don't fall in love. ♫
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(Entertainment Weekly)
 
 
 
Season 5 trailer for Lucifer to the left. Your soul to the right
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Sun July 05, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
The Evil Rich, Texas Edition: GOP power broker Steve Hotze left a voicemail demanding the governor order the National Guard to kill BLM protesters if they start rioting, and you can bet the Texas Tribune just FOIA'd the shiat out of that
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(Thunder Bay News)
 
 
 
Minnesota couple fined $1.98 US for not quarantining themselves after entering Canada
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Thu July 02, 2020
(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R), realizing that thousands of Covid deaths don't look good on a resume, finally hits the PANIC button and orders everyone to wear a mask, which he should have done...4 weeks ago
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Tue June 30, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas issues mandatory mask mandate.... Yes.. Kansas... Yes, really.. THAT Kansas
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Tue June 23, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
It turns out it was impossible for those NYC cops to have been poisoned by Shake Shake because Shake Shack didn't even know the order was for cops and it was sealed when they arrived, but that didn't stop NYPD from launching an inquisition
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Mon June 22, 2020
(NPR)
 
 
 
Trump expected to suspend visas for tech workers, research scholars, and professors. Finally American experts on the Battle of Versinikia will get their chance in academia
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(CarBuzz)
 
 
 
Tesla figures out yet another way to increase sales
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Fri June 19, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Tulsa scared
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Thu June 18, 2020
(Fox 31 Denver)
 
 
 
Emails show Pence had CDC director call Colorado state health officials and talk them into letting meat packing plant reopen, which promptly became a virus hotspot
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Sun June 07, 2020
(CBS News)
 
 
 
What did the military do when Trump ordered 10,000 active military troops to immediately deploy to American cities last Monday? Slow walk the order and try to satisfy him with National Guard deployments
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Fri May 29, 2020
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Wisconsin's Supreme Court threw out the stay-at-home orders two weeks ago. Let's see how things are going now... uh oh
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Mon May 25, 2020
(WQAD Quad Cities)
 
 
 
"I'm not trying to be some type of outlaw," says outlaw biker bar owner who's literally dying for a party
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Wed May 20, 2020
(Metro)
 
 
 
Man winds up getting delivery instructions etched on gin glass he got for his girlfriend's birthday
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Tue May 12, 2020
(CBS Pittsburgh)
 
 
 
Is there no end to the oppression and outright business tyranny perpetrated on the restaurant going public, where are my cheddar bicuits
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Mon May 11, 2020
(Denver Channel)
 
 
 
The Colorado diner that defied the state's public health order on Mother's Day has been ordered to close until further notice
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Tue May 05, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Despite Trump's very inspiringly leaderlike order that meat plants stay open to serve the nation in its time of need, pork production is down 50 percent. Huh. Maybe he forgot to say "hereby" when he issued the order?
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Mon May 04, 2020
(Click Orlando)
 
 
 
Everything you need to know about Phase 1 of reopening Florida. Well, it's the home state of Florida Man, so set Phases on stunning stupidity
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Sun May 03, 2020
(Polygon)
 
 
 
The Lovecraft Country trailer is full of monsters
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Wed April 29, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
Meat plant workers to Trump: Eat a bag of cow dicks
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Fri April 24, 2020
(WTAE)
 
 
 
More Pennsylvanians expected to be seen on curbs holding bottles of hard liquor in near future
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Tue April 21, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
Boobies
 
Good news everyone. Motorboating is allowed during the lockdown
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Sat April 18, 2020
(Newsweek)
 
 
 
Meal Team Six members in Wisconsin to hold "freedom rally" to fight for their right to infect others with coronavirus
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Fri April 17, 2020
(Delta News)
 
 
 
Mayor orders Walmart aisles be marked one-way. Still no dress code
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(TMJ4 Milwaukee)
 
 
 
Wisconsin Governor Evers proves he has a brain and the balls to stand up to tRump. Safer At Home order extended until May 26
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Tue April 14, 2020
(KTBS Shreveport)
 
 
 
Louisiana now has flies that enter the human body through the ears and nose. No word from health officials if they wrap themselves around the cerebral cortex and make them want to follow the orders of Khan Noonan Singh
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Mon April 13, 2020
(Detroit Free Press)
 
 
 
Meghan McCain: "Shame on Michigan's governor for banning people from buying baby car seats with her Stay At Home order." That Woman From Michigan: "That's not true, read the FAQ's on the state coronavirus website. Happy Easter"
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Thu April 09, 2020
(CNN)
 
 
 
People are luring Instacart shoppers with big tips -- and then changing them to zero
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
Today's hot take: Are Instacart shoppers stealing your groceries?
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(Huffington Post)
 
 
 
So, what tips do delivery drivers deserve for risking their health, their lives, their EVERYTHING to bring food to America's doorsteps during this plague? Remind them to wash their hands
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Tue April 07, 2020
(WREG Memphis)
 
 
 
'At the Car Wash, you can get COVID-19. At the Car Wash, the dumbest people you've ever seen'
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Mon April 06, 2020
(USA Today)
 
 
 
Why are these nine states so abysmally stupid and refusing to issue lockdown orders?
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Sun April 05, 2020
(The Morning Call)
 
 
 
"Going for a drive" is now illegal in PA
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Fri April 03, 2020
(MissouriNet)
 
 
 
Missouri governor has better things to do than issue a statewide stay-at-home order
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(NPR)
 
 
 
Balto gets remade for the coronavirus pandemic
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Thu April 02, 2020
(Fox News)
 
 
 
San Francisco bans those re-usable bags that they wanted everyone to start using
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(Texas Tribune)
 
 
 
Texas Governor Greg Abbott: Churches can stay and should open, they are deemed essential services to the community
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Tue March 31, 2020
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Bowser promises to shoot fireballs and jail people who leave their homes
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(Boston Globe)
 
 
 
Not news: Trump tells Massachusetts they're on their own for sourcing medical supplies. Fark: Goes on to outbid MA for those same supplies. UltraFark: Three times. WTFark: And then seizes two of the orders MA actually got
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(The Hill)
 
 
 
Brace yourself: The order to wear masks in public is coming
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Mon March 30, 2020
(The Hill)
 
 
 
MD's Gov: Ok Farknuts, I'm done asking nicely: Unless you are headed to an essential job or or to do something essential like buying food, stay the FARK INSIDE, this is not a request
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Sat March 28, 2020
(KWCH Wichita)
 
 
 
Kansas finally joins the civilized world, announces statewide stay-at-home order due to coronavirus pandemic
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Fri March 27, 2020
(Fox 59)
 
 
 
Asshat goes for drunken ride, learns he can be charged with violating a stay-at-home order along with his DUI
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(Chicago Trib)
 
 
 
Residents of uppity Chicago suburb Naperville don't think the shelter-in-place rules apply to them
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Thu March 26, 2020
(Jackson Free Press)
 
 
 
Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves nullifies all city, county orders on COVID-19 pandemic, declares most businesses "essential," exempt from public gathering limits, like churches, offices, factories
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Wed March 25, 2020
(Eight (Arizona PBS))
 
 
 
Showing where his priorities are, Arizona Governor Doug Ducey signs declaration that gives pawn shops and golf courses "essential service" status
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Tue March 24, 2020
(Patheos)
 
 
 
Ohio Governor Mike DeWine: I'm ordering a state-wide shelter in place. Except for churches, now let's go and pack the pews
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Mon March 23, 2020
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
One would think that Virginia's governor, a doctor, would be adopting a stronger and more decisive response to Coronavirus. Of course, one would have thought he wouldn't get photographed wearing blackface, either, but here we are
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Wed March 18, 2020
(Las Vegas Sun)
 
 
 
FINE I'll just make my own Las Vegas, with blackjack, and hookers
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