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Wed April 18, 2018
(The Verge)
 
 
 
Microsoft announces that the least crappy application in the Office suite will no longer be included as part of the Office suite
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(Twitter)
 
 
 
Parolees in New York to be granted the right to vote by executive order from the office of Governor Nixon
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(Slate)
 
 
 
"Dear Prudence: I have a British coworker who intentionally mispronounces everyone's name in the office, and when confronted he blames his accent. My husband is British and doesn't have trouble. We have no HR. How can we stop these microaggressions?"
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Wed April 11, 2018
(ABC News)
 
 
 
Michael Cohen denounces jackbooted FBI thugs as "respectful" and "courteous" agents who knocked on the door instead of storming the office
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Mon April 09, 2018
(NBC News)
 
 
 
Trump responds to the FBI raid on the offices of his personal attorney so it's time to play Bullshiat Bingo and the words are: "witch hunt", "unfairness", "ridiculous", "disgrace", "very terrible mistake", "attack on our country" and "no collusion"
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(MSNBC)
 
 
 
Trump says he'll make a decision about Syria in 48 hours. The FBI raids the office of Michael Cohen. Oh boy, it's going to be a long week and it's only your manic Monday MSNBC evening thread @ 8 PM ET
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Sat April 07, 2018
(New Musical Express)
 
 
 
John Kransinski says The Office could return for a Christmas special. That's what she ... oh damn, that doesn't work here
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Thu April 05, 2018
(NBC New York)
 
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Remember "The Office" episode when the Dunder Mifflin staff learn a good CPR tip is to do chest compressions to the beat of "Stayin' Alive?" Well, apparently it works. Even on squirrels
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Wed April 04, 2018
(Fark)
 
 
 
Is Spring here yet? Can we get some warmer weather? Can we move our cubicles outside and run some extension cords? Maybe open a window? Since you're stuck in the office anyways, take the Fark Weekly Weird News Quiz, March 25-31 Springy Boing-Boing Weather Edition
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(USA Today)
 
 
 
John Krasinski 'did not get a call' about NBC's rumored 'The Office' revival. Jim from the Office trifecta complete
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Thu March 29, 2018
(Distractify)
 
 
 
"Dear tourists, please stop coming here looking for all the penises. Sincerely, the offices of the Reykjavík International Film Festival"
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(MSN)
 
 
 
There wasn't any audio but I was able to lip read the conversation: "I'm really going to miss seeing your ass around the office. I think you're hot like my daughter, she's so hot, and you remind me of my daughter so I'd like to bang you some time"
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Wed March 28, 2018
(K2 Radio)
 
 
 
The officer photographed the girl's left arm and saw a red mark "consistent with something hot, like a burrito, striking her"
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Fri March 23, 2018
(The Japan News)
 
 
 
Dear Troubleshooter: My incapable coworker is ruining the office with her incompetence, inefficiency, and shirking. We've told our boss, who has no idea what to do. Since we can't change other people's way of thinking, how should I change myself?
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Tue March 20, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Cambridge Analytica issues statement about their now suspended CEO: "Anthony Nix? Ohhh, yeah, that guy. Yeah, he barely had anything to do with the company. Heck, nobody saw him at the office. He, um, played polo a lot though. Maybe they know him"
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(WBTV 3 Charlotte)
 
 
 
You can warn about speed traps on Facebook, but don't call the officers involved smurfs. Crikey
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Mon February 26, 2018
(WTOP)
 
 
 
"Some type of crime has definitely been committed," said the officer, after two gunshot victims found dead in home. Ya think?
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Mon February 12, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
"The office of sheriff is a critical part of the Anglo-American heritage of law enforcement." Non Anglo-Americans can have a seat with their papers with the ICE officers over there
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Sun January 21, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
24-year-old named to be the deputy chief of staff at the Office of National Drug Control Policy was released from last job for not showing up
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Fri January 19, 2018
(New York Daily News)
 
 
 
You've just been pulled over for doing 105 in a 45-mph zone. The best thing to do in this situation is A) admit what you did, B) be cooperative with the cop, or C) brag about how much money you make and threaten to rape the officer's wife
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Thu January 18, 2018
(NYPost)
 
 
 
Nothing to see here citizen. Ignore the NYPD raiding the offices of Newsweek
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Mon January 15, 2018
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump is the guy at the office who eats all the pink Starbursts and leaves the yellow ones in the bowl in the break room
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Sun January 14, 2018
(Washington Post)
 
 
 
Meet the deputy Chief of Staff for the office of Drug Control Policy. He's 24, has no government experience, and his family business was busted for processing illegal Chinese steroids. Bonus: his stepfather is Alec Baldwin's cousin
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Fri January 12, 2018
(KHOU Houston)
 
 
 
You know the officer who arrested the teacher who dared to question the superintendent's exorbitant pay raise? Yeah, he's been investigated for excessive force before
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Wed January 10, 2018
(ESPN)
 
 
 
It's like Father/Son day at the office, only with bad hair
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Sun January 07, 2018
(Axios)
 
 
 
Trump's work day: in the office by 11 AM, an hour of meetings, an hour for TV, an hour for lunch, an hour for TV, maybe another meeting, and then a well-deserved break for some TV before going back upstairs to watch a bit of TV
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Tue December 26, 2017
(Engadget)
 
 
 
A lot of tech workers are so desperate to get laid that they're emailing prostitutes from the office
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Wed December 20, 2017
(The Hill)
 
 
 
Trump's head of the Office of Comptroller of the Currency thinks that Dodd-Frank needs to be tweaked to do away with some of its more burdensome regulations...like those pesky ones designed to prevent money-laundering
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